I've been cackling like a frickin hyena the entire thing, Imagine if I was there with him "You've stolen a lot of important stuf---" "AAHAHAHAAAA!!!" "Y--you're going to be detained--" "HAAAA!!! AHAHA!!!" "Uh-- I-- uhm…" "HAA!!"
Admittedly, when the medicine was mentioned, I thought the listener had a sick family member that needed the meds, but couldn't afford them. So the listener went out to steal it, and took some other things to cover up the meds, because who would notice some medication gone when your family heirloom is missing?
.....not that I'm wishing him pain but the idea of him trying to hide he's coughing petals after taking in the listener is to cute. Plus being able to give him the judgement stare after the "that's what love does" speech
Him; starts talking about the medicine Him; Well, it starts with being deeply in love and stuff Me; oH MY GOSH- Him; and if unrequited you start hacking up flowers Me; Oh my gosh it hanahaki-
My first raid of a village and gets caught immediately by head watchman who is pretty nice. I don’t know if I’m extremely lucky or unlucky. Awesome video as always ☺️.
Elf-kun: "Crook". Listener-chan: "Please, call me Scoundrel. Crook is so--" *makes a "meh" gesture* EK: "Consider me that someone. ...Consider me *your* someone." LC: ".......sir I know we're in an awkward situation right now but I have to ask was that; were you flirting with me?" EK: "You stole, not hurt." LC: "Of course, i'm a thief, not a murderer. The word alone leaves a bad taste in my mouth." EK: "..Yes, I suppose this punishment will mean we'll be in close quarters, why? LC: *blushes* "Like...Like a sleepover..." EK: "Stop that." LC: "I can't help it! All we're missing is TV and popcorn at this rate!" *Multiple lines of dialog of Listener-chan agreeing with Elf-kun how confessing hidden love rather than dying is the only choice that makes sense. That's easy-mode even, they just have to confess- there's no rule that their love has to be mutual to survive the illness!* EK: "Oh, and--any funny business...and I'll reconsider that beheading plan." LC: *visibly shaken* "A..Ah...Define what you mean by "funny business?" And...and you're just kidding about that, reconsidering, right?...Right, sir? Right?...............................................RIGHT?" *The rest of the way back is filled with the increasingly unsettled tone of LC asking him if he's just kidding with him being cryptic to the level that at one point in the walk she starts to get a panic attack and he has to carry her the rest of the way along with the sack. Was he kidding? She genuinely couldn't tell--hopefully he'll let her know later--after he calms her down.* This was a great vid, would make a great series!
THATS MY BOYYYYY! homie, you did such an amazing job with this video. thank you so much for using my script, it means the world to me. there’s just somethin about writing and reading the script, then hearing it. i’m truly in awe, beautiful work as always. ❤️
The listener character in this is lovely. Usually there's like, a decent enough reason that we're stealing the stuff that we are stealing, but here we are just a bastard and that's great.
DUDE AKAASH THIS IS AMAZING!! I actually love this boi with my whole being. And hollow, oh damn dude the voice on this one, ngl one of my favourites so far. Damn the talent on both of you, HOW?!
Elves! I haven’t watched it yet, but I’m excited. Is this going to be another one in the forest? Ö The voice is perfect! The light humor in it, the self dignity evident, the matter-of-fact tone, and the laugh, the laugh!
Hollow, I came here as fast as I could. I wanted to tell you that I love your videos. You hype me so much. They are so relaxing. I beg you to don’t stop doing this, because as me, a lot of people enjoy your videos. Everyone of your videos are unique and perfect. I love you 💕✨
I was actually mildly frightened when i started the video and just quick footsteps! XD I was like "Oh shit gotta blast I'm being chased!" It was a bit startling but I got a really nice laugh out of it!!
There's probably 1,000 requests for this right now, but I really hope we get a second video with him where he starts coughing flower petals. His accent is so delightful.
I found it so amusing to think that I could have been able to steal something worthy of value from elves 😂 Got a good laugh out of that. This elf seems more hospitable than strict more than anything, but I guess he has that kind of vibe when he wants to
Him: *running at me* Me: holy fu..... shit nope nope nope nope *arm waving and bracing for impact * Him: *catching me but not tackling me * Me: *sigh * Him: *insulting me * Me: you wanna go elf boi
I get a kick out of it every time my name is exclaimed upon in ASMR bc I'm named Lee and the reactions are always like "wow what a weird name" or "never heard that one before" SIR IT IS A VERY COMMON SYLLABLE YOU WILL FIND
"It's gonna be about a month or two, I'm gonna make you doo some chor[...]" Me: "Ooooh NO! Your probably gonna make me wear such skimpy outfits and let me clean on all four! I'm gonna have to sleep, leashed to a pole, in a doggy-bed! And eat from a bowl?!! But if such is the TWISTED way of YOUR LAW, there is no debate!"
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I am not a thief.
I am a permanent borrower .
😭😭😂 speak truth 👌👌👌
Borrowed! Borrowed without permission!
I don’t get it....
@@midnightamulet7031 Then, is it okay if I borrow your hoodie?
iRinnda NO!!!! Unless you want me to freeze
“Their lungs begin to.. bloom flowers.”
HANAHAKI DISEASE?!
That's exactly what I thought. 😂
Same.
Had a fckin epiphany as soon as I heard those words lmao
My thoughts exactly
Same😑every time I hear of something similarity that I think of that.
he kinda sounds like the Exhausted and Worried Mom Friend and i can respec that
So i stole the jewels, medicine and gold.
And yet not his heart? Like um? I thought i was a better thief than that?
He's the thief! Cause we both know he already snatched your heart the moment he said 'consider me your someone'.
@@djokealtena2538 Nah, he hasn't said any illegal stuff yet like baby or darling
sαταท's ωiƒє Have I seen you in the Yagami Yato comment section? I feel like I have-
Hahahahahaha good one
Honey WHAT
"You dropped it by a tree..."
I'm such a genius, I dropped it by a tree... In a forest 😂
Wow his IQ MUST be at LEAST greater than 3!!!! That's more the I have!!
Exotic butters
Omg
And it gets better because it’s a brown bag 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@City_Nights most likely, I didn't even think of that 🤣
“By the way, where are our belongings?”
Me”Eh- I dropped it..”
“You, dropped it at a tree?”
Me: *holy hshsjsksnsnn-*
COME DOWN!
"She rather die than confess her love "
Sounds like me
Consider this if you don’t Confess to your crush you won’t go to the afterlife😑
@@midnightamulet7031 at this time in my life I know better than to trust my feelings, but thank you anyway
Yasmin Kamei ok I was just joking sorry if I was rude
@@midnightamulet7031 nah, it's fine. Stay safe and hydrated
Hahahahahaha
Him: Crook has a nice ring to it
Me: I prefer Rogue
I prefer Handsome Rouge
rogue, yes~
I prefer “ dumbass who was stupidly drunk stole shit from a village of elf’s and got caught and is not sober” yeah that fits
Ah yes perfect
I've been cackling like a frickin hyena the entire thing, Imagine if I was there with him
"You've stolen a lot of important stuf---"
"AAHAHAHAAAA!!!"
"Y--you're going to be detained--"
"HAAAA!!! AHAHA!!!"
"Uh-- I-- uhm…"
"HAA!!"
Don’t mind my wheezing.
*chokes*
the funny thing is i sound like a hyena when i laugh.....
Yall remeber that one lion king scene when they talking about mufasa then the girl started cackling😂 that's what I'm thinking 😂😂😂
@@Bimbo-w1n mufasa.... MUFASA!!! MUFASA!!! MUFASAAAAAA!!!
me likey
and may it be a series?
(totally didnt have a hollow marathon or anything)
Admittedly, when the medicine was mentioned, I thought the listener had a sick family member that needed the meds, but couldn't afford them. So the listener went out to steal it, and took some other things to cover up the meds, because who would notice some medication gone when your family heirloom is missing?
I was thinking something along those lines as well!
.....not that I'm wishing him pain but the idea of him trying to hide he's coughing petals after taking in the listener is to cute. Plus being able to give him the judgement stare after the "that's what love does" speech
Hanahaki Disease
I thought we were trying to hide our coughing and that was why we stole the meds 🙈
“And here I thought humans were smarter than this”
Me: Well forget u 2 then (try’s to walk away but trips over a tree branch and knocking myself out)
Alt-093 AI 😂😂😂😂😂
Sounds about right
You must have rolled a Nat 1
@@rubynight7857 a nerd of culture i see
Him; starts talking about the medicine
Him; Well, it starts with being deeply in love and stuff
Me; oH MY GOSH-
Him; and if unrequited you start hacking up flowers
Me; Oh my gosh it hanahaki-
My first raid of a village and gets caught immediately by head watchman who is pretty nice. I don’t know if I’m extremely lucky or unlucky. Awesome video as always ☺️.
Elf-kun: "Crook".
Listener-chan: "Please, call me Scoundrel. Crook is so--" *makes a "meh" gesture*
EK: "Consider me that someone. ...Consider me *your* someone."
LC: ".......sir I know we're in an awkward situation right now but I have to ask was that; were you flirting with me?"
EK: "You stole, not hurt."
LC: "Of course, i'm a thief, not a murderer. The word alone leaves a bad taste in my mouth."
EK: "..Yes, I suppose this punishment will mean we'll be in close quarters, why?
LC: *blushes* "Like...Like a sleepover..."
EK: "Stop that."
LC: "I can't help it! All we're missing is TV and popcorn at this rate!"
*Multiple lines of dialog of Listener-chan agreeing with Elf-kun how confessing hidden love rather than dying is the only choice that makes sense. That's easy-mode even, they just have to confess- there's no rule that their love has to be mutual to survive the illness!*
EK: "Oh, and--any funny business...and I'll reconsider that beheading plan."
LC: *visibly shaken* "A..Ah...Define what you mean by "funny business?" And...and you're just kidding about that, reconsidering, right?...Right, sir? Right?...............................................RIGHT?"
*The rest of the way back is filled with the increasingly unsettled tone of LC asking him if he's just kidding with him being cryptic to the level that at one point in the walk she starts to get a panic attack and he has to carry her the rest of the way along with the sack. Was he kidding? She genuinely couldn't tell--hopefully he'll let her know later--after he calms her down.*
This was a great vid, would make a great series!
it sounds like he’s really setting himself up for disaster huh... may we’ll need that medicine sooner than later...
THATS MY BOYYYYY! homie, you did such an amazing job with this video. thank you so much for using my script, it means the world to me. there’s just somethin about writing and reading the script, then hearing it. i’m truly in awe, beautiful work as always. ❤️
Akaash. The script is awesome! You and Hollow hace such a great talent! Keep doing this amazingly amazing ✨
Akaash. The script is awesome! You and Hollow hace such a great talent! Keep doing this amazingly amazing ✨
My boi Aka out here with TALENT!
right back at ya, boyo!
Great script!! This was a lot of fun.
The listener character in this is lovely. Usually there's like, a decent enough reason that we're stealing the stuff that we are stealing, but here we are just a bastard and that's great.
We just want that money 💰
gotta get that bread
"Where are our belongings?"
I've hidden them. Somewhere you'll never find them. 🤭
If you know, you know.
It's in that pot, isn't it?
Knocks him out and hides it under the stair case lol
I’ve sent them off I know not where
👑🌻
NOW it's in a place where you'll never find them!
you found me because something brought you here
Call it fate,destiny *a horse* -
After playing the elder scrolls for so long, I imagine a tiny man trying to sound charming yet intimidating.
Now I'm imagining that.
God why did you do this to me
I am not a crook, I am a thief thank you very much!
Also he such a sweet bean! Very well written script and acting guys! 10/10 👍
Wood Elf:.....
Me: I will conquer Your Land and overthrow your king I shall be the new ruler
Wood Elf: O.o
DUDE AKAASH THIS IS AMAZING!! I actually love this boi with my whole being. And hollow, oh damn dude the voice on this one, ngl one of my favourites so far. Damn the talent on both of you, HOW?!
Kirby i dunno man but like i guess the gods blessed them lol anyway 💛💛💛💛
I love the use of Hanahaki in this plot!!
I sorta hope there's a sequel featuring this "infernal bloom" more heavily /eyebrow waggle
Came here at Sonic speed to say that this is pretty good homie and that I'm proud of my boi Akaash
Elf: "their lungs start to fill with flowers"
me, an avid fanfic girl since my early years: HaNaHaKi DiSeAsE?!?!?!?!
Elves! I haven’t watched it yet, but I’m excited. Is this going to be another one in the forest?
Ö The voice is perfect! The light humor in it, the self dignity evident, the matter-of-fact tone, and the laugh, the laugh!
“You stole but did not hurt”
Well yeah I may be a *bastard but I’m not a monster*
Oh btw tell Margaret her sugar cookies are amaaaaazing
lmao i read that in John Snows voice😭👈
if y’a get my reference or if that’s acc where it came from
Hanahaki (spelling mistakes possibly) disease elements? Hollow you've gone there wow! I love it! I'm looking forward to seeing where this goes
It's spelled perfectly. 👍
Spot on!
Hollow, I came here as fast as I could. I wanted to tell you that I love your videos. You hype me so much. They are so relaxing.
I beg you to don’t stop doing this, because as me, a lot of people enjoy your videos.
Everyone of your videos are unique and perfect.
I love you 💕✨
Oh god he liked it
I’m going to faint.
😁👍
imagine the listener getting the "love sickness" for the elf or vice versa, now that would be a nice one
Okay those loud footsteps scared the crap outta me 😂
I was actually mildly frightened when i started the video and just quick footsteps! XD I was like "Oh shit gotta blast I'm being chased!" It was a bit startling but I got a really nice laugh out of it!!
Ngl, the running footsteps in the beginning set off my fight or flight response lmao
The running at the beginning gave me anxiety. But the voice after that is... Soothing.
He doesn't know that....
I'm doing this to capture him.
Elf: 1:12
Me: bold of you to assume I don't like being detained
Yay, I'm early for something! I'm not even a few minutes in and this already sounds AMAZING. Thanks for making videos, Hollow.
Agreed.
AHHHHH ITS THE BOI
“Love-sick
I never thought would have a literal term.”
12:20 Uh-huh
Imma call you "kid" if you don't shut up with the "crook" thing.
Edit: WHY IS HE SO CHEERFUL ABOUT THE BEHEADING, I'M SCARED.
I will gladly take him as my someone, even if he *is* arresting me. 😏
The sound of him running towards me woke my ass up lol 😂 I got so scared, my body just stiffen itself up and I just felt prepared
"thought you could out run me huh"
Me: No, as you can tell I don't move very fast
Wood elf: *runs after me*
Me: "On your left."
ngl I immediately thought of the cloudy with a chance of meatballs police officer running at full speed in the beginning
I just got done with my Dungeons and Dragons session and-
to see this. Is amazing.
I've never been this early oop- his voice is so soothing great job!!
Brooo that image's Ichimoku Ren my favorite dragon boy-
Anyway, this is great like always
Yasss I love wood elves!! Could you maybe do one where the listener is a wood elf princess? You don’t have to, but that’d be awesome! 😅
Just started I already like him.
Samsung
I mean same
@@victoriascott1217 so how did that go?
I'd be the worst thief ever, would probably only manage to shuffle away and be caught in two seconds! 😅
I would be so guilty that I would end up looking far too shifty and would be found out instantly lol
Will there be a part two? This could be an amazing series🙈
I had a lot of fun making up my side of the dialogue. Great video Hollow (10/10)
I sprinted my ass over here. Great work man 10/10 7 shaqs. I had come here and support my homie aka
I love this lmaoo the elf is just so chill and the listener is probably like "Wtf man I just stole your shit and you make jokes? Okay Ig.."
There's probably 1,000 requests for this right now, but I really hope we get a second video with him where he starts coughing flower petals. His accent is so delightful.
Great job as always!
I need this turned into a series please!!💛💛
I found it so amusing to think that I could have been able to steal something worthy of value from elves 😂 Got a good laugh out of that. This elf seems more hospitable than strict more than anything, but I guess he has that kind of vibe when he wants to
Omg more of this please!!! I wanna go to his house and try not to die of love sickness
Damn, brother, can we PLEASE have more thief x law-bringer type stuff! I enjoyed the hell out of this!
I love him. I don’t even care. I love him
As soon as I finish listening to the last audio another one pops up?! Sunday funday indeed😁
Oh god, they said their version of the flowering disease was common,,,,, please tell me our bby won't get it for us PLEASE DONT HURT THE BBY
Im freaking out because i never thought id find another channel like this
The series that got me into the hollow va cinematic universe. Absolutely destroyed me
Wasn’t expecting hanahaki to show up here, wow.
Very interesting :D
I really love this story there is so much to go off of for a sequel!!
The elf: thought you could put run me human? Me: yes actually, people do say that I’m pretty fast.😉
What a charming character! Super well done!
NOOOOOO I JUST LISTENED TO THE ELF TWINS BEFORE THAT
HOLLOW
NO
WHAT DID YOU DO
I like this character. Hopefully it will get some more vids hehe.
Him: *running at me*
Me: holy fu..... shit nope nope nope nope *arm waving and bracing for impact *
Him: *catching me but not tackling me *
Me: *sigh *
Him: *insulting me *
Me: you wanna go elf boi
I'm vibing with this because I've been so into dnd lately.
2 months of house arrest?! WHAT IS THIS QUARANTINE?!
the running at the start had me panicking for no reason 😂
“She’d rather die than confess her love” ha, me. Also I physically can’t, my crushes are fictional people my guy
I'm sorry, it was part of a side quest
So in love with your voice! ❤ Your creativity is so inspiring! Thank you for another amazing audio!
I get a kick out of it every time my name is exclaimed upon in ASMR bc I'm named Lee and the reactions are always like "wow what a weird name" or "never heard that one before" SIR IT IS A VERY COMMON SYLLABLE YOU WILL FIND
Wow I am adding this to one of my favourites. This was so great to listen to! I'm hoping for a sequel someday~
Him:"And here I thought humans were smarter than this”
me. "there are smart humans but im a *special* one"
"Crook", he says.
I immediately break out my worst Nixon impression. And regret it.
Such a lovely voice 😍 I can listen to you talk all day portraying any character. It's so smooth and velvety I'm in love
"You dropped it by a tree."
(Gestures at surroundings) *"Which tree?"*
"It's gonna be about a month or two, I'm gonna make you doo some chor[...]"
Me: "Ooooh NO! Your probably gonna make me wear such skimpy outfits and let me clean on all four! I'm gonna have to sleep, leashed to a pole, in a doggy-bed! And eat from a bowl?!! But if such is the TWISTED way of YOUR LAW, there is no debate!"
Him: does theif appease you more?
Me: I mean sure,
Him: um swine? cheat??? how about crook?
Me: you little shi-
imagine if your best friend just started Coughing up petals
"welp I hope that crush isn't me"
Loved the hanahaki refence and the audio in general!
Saying "scoundrel not crook!" throughout the video was more fun than it should have been
"She'd rather die than confess her love."
Gen Z : AYE BRO THAT'S ME
Aww ❤️ I want more of this, please~ it was very cute!
Hollow always posts at night he’s too good for us
Community service and light house arrest. I can handle that.
omg this is gonna be a series right?? i fricking love stories with hanahaki disease
One of my fav english asmr.. 😭😭 I've pretty much watch all your videos already
He’s not strict, he’s just fondly stern
I'm not a thief!
*hands him the treasures*
There you go! XD