I almost got a job at an Optimum store and goddamn I’m so glad it didn’t work out haha when the dudes said the bonuses were “Super Bowl tickets for the highest seller” I knew I was in the wrong place haha
I’m crying laughing. It’s the most Jewish thing he’s ever said. “Oh and I did not have the propeh footwear on to intervene. And you know I have low arches. Oyyy my arches.”
@@owllight8😂 it’s beautiful when that happens. Also when he knew every gd scene and line verbatim for the Matrix movies as he claimed to not like them haha
@@rare5960 the "im gay" joke starts off as trite and unnoticeable, but after enough time spent with cumtown therapy you start to appreciate the warm familiarity of the same joke all the time
@@montablanc1i jacked TF out of Kmart and Walmart and sold mp3 players for half price in high school. Basically robin hood, but I wasted the money on weed (sold half of it to appear as a dealer)
@@TehMrno fucking way i wasn't even gonna comment a phrasing of this i was gonna comment exactly this down to the character. holy fuck my straightness i compromised
This podcast has done more to keep me from giving up on life than a decade of therapy and anti-depressants
Also I'm gay
Merry Christmas bro, keep your head up on your gay ass ❤
Stay strong my gay fella 🫡
No, brother.
WE'RE gay. 💪💪
@@panicnow14 and OUR balls are small.
I work at one of the major phone carriers as a salesman and it makes me feel like I'm basically my best friend Nick every day
I recently transitioned to an elderly Chinese man and now I lie to the FBI all the time and feel like my boyfriend Nick's step dad landlord.
So real
I almost got a job at an Optimum store and goddamn I’m so glad it didn’t work out haha when the dudes said the bonuses were “Super Bowl tickets for the highest seller” I knew I was in the wrong place haha
The bit about adam running away from an assault is one of the best
Dude he had flipflops come on
I’m crying laughing. It’s the most Jewish thing he’s ever said. “Oh and I did not have the propeh footwear on to intervene. And you know I have low arches. Oyyy my arches.”
@@borttorg631he also wears glasses….so..
Adam "I don't know what I'd do." Friedland
honestly not even that unfair of a statement from adam, nick just loves to bully him lmfao
@nharj7674 N-harj "I also don't know what I'd do" 7674
god I love that stupid Andrew Yang accent that Nick does
You mean that classic upstate NY accent
Remember? Chinese guy?
I close my eyes and picture Stav when Nick is on top of me
But the breakfast…
What
"My take? Not gay enough."
-Norm Macdonald
is nick also wearing his weighted vest in this scenario? just trying to keep it real.
@@misterchrissy Of course. I threaten to take away his Gamestop pension if he does not.
I can't believe Adam tried to defend why he would hesitate to stop a rape
He'd feel awful about doing nothing but watching. We all would.. after the post nut clarity kicked in.
Nick's veil of apathy briefly lifts as he angrily explains the correct response
✡
@@owllight8😂 it’s beautiful when that happens. Also when he knew every gd scene and line verbatim for the Matrix movies as he claimed to not like them haha
Dude wth I worked at a phone kiosk in Annapolis around 2007 with a boss named Armando 😂
This is impossible because I was working at a phone kiosk in Annapolis with Nick at that time and we would have remembered you
I’m gay
Why did this make me laugh
@@rare5960 the "im gay" joke starts off as trite and unnoticeable, but after enough time spent with cumtown therapy you start to appreciate the warm familiarity of the same joke all the time
no one could have predicted the cell phone becoming basically the everything device. How much money did we all spend on ipods?
How much money did we spend on male escorts?
I made a slightly less expensive mistake, I bought mp3 players
My Sony Ericsson Slider had a killer media player. i didnt get an iphone till like 6th gen.
@@montablanc1i jacked TF out of Kmart and Walmart and sold mp3 players for half price in high school. Basically robin hood, but I wasted the money on weed (sold half of it to appear as a dealer)
One of the top stav crack ups
Speaking of good older games, I totally get the same feeling. When I see morrowind I want to get stoned as well.
Rule 34.2 if it exists, there’s a Nick Mullen rant about it
WHERE YOU AT DAWG
YOU GOT THE WHOLE CITY BEHIND YOU
Boost mobile baby!
Is this the town hall that Town Manager works at?
"Pretty solid track record of paying people out on time..."
Rare Eldis mention.
is stav still alive i havent checked
Yes.... phones...
You guys ever see those drawings of the dragons banging out muscle cars?
Loudi Arabia is a strong bit
So i can sell my god of war for $3.27...games stopped having value a long time ago
What ep is this?
cumtown
The gay one
@@TehMrno fucking way i wasn't even gonna comment a phrasing of this i was gonna comment exactly this down to the character. holy fuck my straightness i compromised
Rubiks tube
Episode 107 "Rubiks Tube"
I'll make sure to put episodes in the description from now on
Can we just admit stravros was the worst part of this show and brought nothing to the table but an obnoxious laugh?
Sorry I’m gay
Stav is awesome and this generations greatest mind. Also I'm gay
and now look how unfunny the podcast is
nick is the engine
stav was the fuel that kept him going
Greetings fellow homosexuals