@@billybear2333 Any pastry product that contains a sugar based liquid filling, will reach astronomical temperatures in seconds. I would say 1 minute MAX would be enough in a 800W+ Microwave to get the apple pie to a cooked temperature thats safe from inflicting oral scalding (given the consumer gives a cooling down period of aproximately 40 seconds).
@@thedeepesthat4029 You've made me take a long hard look at my previous estimate and laugh at how foolish I was, you are right that 1 minute is plenty and I will make sure it does not exceed that in future unless I am in the mood for some glucose based 3rd degree burns!
@@stevechristie2569 I was when this was first shown. And used to work in a petrol station. Haven't seen these in full for a while tbh. What am I missing?!
Same here, as well as "never gonna use 'em," "unbelievable," "he hasn't seen me, I'll get 'im later," "ten minutes Lynn!", "I'm confused," and "I'm gonna cook all the food".
American here and I just discovered Alan P and I’m hooked! I fancy myself a fairly keen eye of British humor so I’ve no idea how I missed all this brilliance.
Much as you’re almost certainly not supposed to, I always find Alan’s revenges and “last laughs” on people highly admirable. I heartily endorse the approach 🙂
"Crabsticks don't actually contain any crab and manufacturers are legally obliged to label them 'crab-flavoured sticks'. Another one of those tomorrow". lol but seriously though, that genuinely was an interesting fact, thanks for sharing it!
Yeah, that's a question I've been trying to ignore for the past who knows how many years lol. My wife just asked the same thing. The answer is..........she did it in a deleted clip? Just kidding, I don't know. There is no answer to this question. Or maybe there is? I just don't know it.
“I cannot hit customers, I’ve been told” is probably the most underrated quote in the show
One of the best running jokes in the show is the subtle, and not so subtle, hints at Michaels mental instability.
@@brianm2881 Michaels mental state is big enough to run another show like max and paddy morphed out of phoenix nights
That and "There's one in the bathroom, but I've no cause to use it" when asked if Michael has a spoon.
"Go and stand by the Yakults"
No one was injured during the filming of this episode, with the exception of Michael who died.
Alan partridge must be the most rewatchable comedian ever
David Brent
@@chriswakefield9538 Nah, but a close 2nd.
I binge watch the whole lot frequently and find it equally as funny every time!
@@emmylou4522 Same here!
Michael Scott
“Don’t know that word, carry on.” 🤣🤣 the little quotes always make me laugh!!
That roar Alan makes after biting into the apple turnover is priceless
8 mins lolololololllolol
It’s terrifying
@@eightiesboy 8 minutes is ridiculous it needed 2 max
@@billybear2333 Any pastry product that contains a sugar based liquid filling, will reach astronomical temperatures in seconds. I would say 1 minute MAX would be enough in a 800W+ Microwave to get the apple pie to a cooked temperature thats safe from inflicting oral scalding (given the consumer gives a cooling down period of aproximately 40 seconds).
@@thedeepesthat4029 You've made me take a long hard look at my previous estimate and laugh at how foolish I was, you are right that 1 minute is plenty and I will make sure it does not exceed that in future unless I am in the mood for some glucose based 3rd degree burns!
It's hotter than the sun has worked its way onto my commonly used phrases list
'A spring in your step is last thing you need on a cliff top", has made it into mine
I just said it to my landlord during a serious conversation :S I looked up this clip so I could laugh at myself and for some light relief!
@@stevechristie2569 I was when this was first shown. And used to work in a petrol station. Haven't seen these in full for a while tbh. What am I missing?!
'Hotter than the sun' is a common phrase..
Same here, as well as "never gonna use 'em," "unbelievable," "he hasn't seen me, I'll get 'im later," "ten minutes Lynn!", "I'm confused," and "I'm gonna cook all the food".
Much as I love Alan, Lynne is totally underrated with her mannerisms. The way she says "8 minutes" gets me every time.
Me to 😂
'Shotgun in the mouth' - that line by Micheal always cracks me up The look on his face lol
in the mooth.
@@mrneutral8423 I stand corrected said the man in the orthapedic shoe...
That roar of pain is just brilliant when he bites into the molten bramley apple 😂
ITS HOTTER THAN THE SUN!
This sketch is just so dense with excellent humour. There's probably enough packed into these four minutes to make an hour long American comedy show.
"Go and stand by the Yakults" 🤣
I love how he hesitates while saying "one up your bum" like a child who's still learning about rude words.
Great observation. So true. 😂
My favourite "back of the net" ever.
_Spiceworld._
American here and I just discovered Alan P and I’m hooked! I fancy myself a fairly keen eye of British humor so I’ve no idea how I missed all this brilliance.
Glad you enjoy it :)
Hope you’ve caught up with everything…including the movie!
@@pryan9892 obsessed with the movie!
Have you watched "knowing Me Knowing You"?
@@Carmine_Lupertazzi yes! Love it! 😍
Steve coogan is irreplaceable! He’s got a very rewatchable personality I love him! 😂😂
Every line in this show is golden
"It's still corporal punishment, see you in Strasbourg" Classic
Go and stand by the yakults
coincidence there was a yakult ad just before this? haha
that was sooo funn
I want to say this to someone in a shop 😂
Only just noticed how he perfectly resembles the stupid book cover of himself on the shelf behind him when he's brandishing the apple pie.
Oh Yh😂
That's a great spot 😆
“…having washed my hands.” 😂😂😂
Much as you’re almost certainly not supposed to, I always find Alan’s revenges and “last laughs” on people highly admirable. I heartily endorse the approach 🙂
Every time I walk past a Starbucks I always think its a suicide hot spot.
Honeycomb Yorkie... what a time to be alive!
So relatable 😂 "Don't know that word, carry on"
See you in Strasbourg!
SuperZedd b
that's my 2019 hashtag. Yet, you have already coined it. Ok, hashtag me 2 hashtag class action case in Strasburg? Does that work?
Lynx Africa..
alfamonk Voodoo!
Java!
The LEX-Files,
thats good!
Well smelt
The very same
1:07 “it’s a suicide hotspot” - “what Starbucks”?! 🤣🤣
Needless to say, Alan had the last laugh.
Wilson Scraddock needles to say I had the last laugh!
@@placidrenegade *Needles to say, I took Drugs.*
🤣🤣🤣
Could go your way, could go mine.... Glorious 🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️❤️
2:10
That sound will never be repeated so perfectly by any other human in existence.
You're alright you!
"I cant hit customers iv been told"
"I cannot hit customers, I've been told!"
And you just know when he was told there was another five minutes of Michael asking questions that started' 'but what if they...?'
“Have you a battery for an Ericsson?” should be a standard greeting. (Especially at funerals).
Lovely stuff
I don't sweat, I use Lynx Africa.
VOODOO
@@avybenfield508 JAVA
0:25 what you want to say to your bosses when they skirt around the fact something went wrong.
"could go your way, could go mine, either way one of us is going down" one of my favourite ever Partridge scenes.
Tetlee Is this the same Tetlee that frequents the better quality boxing channels? If so, your choice of sport and comedy is superb!
@@georgec2894 the very same. Cheers 👍
So this is where you get your kicks when you're not watching the pontiph???
Want a Mars bar? Swivel!!😂😂
See you in Strasbourg 😂😂
I think they've got bigger fish to fry.
“ Its hotter then the sun “ 😂
There enough supplies in here for 3_weeks, wanna mars bar, swivel
Comedy Gold, Alan always has the Last Laugh🤣🤣
Fact For The Day,
Michael (Simon Greenall) does the voice for the Go Compare Alexander The Meerkat,
Absolute legend "cup of beans".
"Crabsticks don't actually contain any crab and manufacturers are legally obliged to label them 'crab-flavoured sticks'. Another one of those tomorrow".
lol but seriously though, that genuinely was an interesting fact, thanks for sharing it!
'She looked like Bob Dylan'.
I want to see michael and tom donaldson reunion
I've been using lynx Africa for years
Charly85
Java
According to Michael there are enough supplies here for three weeks.
Starbucks is a suicide hotspot. The subtitles are hilarious. "What a mouse behind a swivel"
Bouncing back books not on top of the microwave oven then all of a sudden they appear out of nowhere ooh the lex files
never seen that before cheers
Looking at it, they've been there before and after Lynn opened the microwave but not while she did it.
God that’s good
Can I shake your hand again?
James Gallagher
Pulped! 😂
an apple turnover in the microwave for 8 minutes will surely begin undergoing fusion
God, back when petrol was 77.9p a litre...
2002 to now is 1.67 price rise. So 77x1.67 = 128.6p so petrol is still around the same price. As wages have followed inflation.
This country
Yea and a pack of smokes were only 8 gbp glorious days
Got to be my favourite line out of them all. "I heard you clinking" is second 🤣
I canny hit customers, I’ve been told 😂
Remove yourself from the theatre of conflict never fails to make me laugh
He got the lab assistant pregnant never sees the kid, in front of all the other kids 🤣🤣🤣
Invidious and detritus, most elegant hilarious words in from the person in charge.
"It's still corporal punishment: see you in Strasbourg!"
2:12
So iconic.
I think I'll have a pint of bitter
christschinwon with a gin and tonic and a baileys irish cream...... oooooh ladyboys
I’ll have a bottle of blue nun.
I love that this line is quoted in my 5 year old daughter's favourite episode of Danger Mouse
2:10 best few seconds ever
Don't know that word - carry on...
Great to see my old school in the opening sequence.
Oh really, what school was it and in which city?
Go and stand by the Yakults 🤣
I cant hit customers, I've been told
Your alright you ...arrrggghhhhhh 😂😂😂
I don't remember this having a laughter track.
Look, I love Alan Partridge, but I have to ask: at what point did Lynn manage to draw on the guy's back?? :D
Yeah, that's a question I've been trying to ignore for the past who knows how many years lol. My wife just asked the same thing. The answer is..........she did it in a deleted clip? Just kidding, I don't know. There is no answer to this question. Or maybe there is? I just don't know it.
Yeah when??? I didn't get that whole sketch at the end because of it 😕
Lynn did it with a long marker pen
i think lynn must have done it while at the school. It’s the only thing that makes it plausible.
She did it at the school I think. I agree with the other comment - it's not plausible any other way if we're to be realistic.
At 00:14 isn't that a shot of former Hampton Grammar School (aka Ham,pton School)?
Want a Mars Bar? Swivel 😂
I’ve always thought Alan Partridge was the prologue to David Brent.
Seeing the still-continuing evolution of Alan Partridge, David Brent is more of a very good footnote.
David Brent is only tolerable in short doses, you wouldn’t want to watch a whole film about him.
Africa survived as a Lynx (or Axe if you like American things now) brand because of this scene
And to a lesser extent Voodoo and Java
I always thought that bloke looked like a smaller/older version of Oleksandr Usyk 😂😂😂😂
😂 Which bloke, Michael?!
See you in Strasbourg
Honeycomb yorkie? Was that created?
A Cheque for £230
He got the lab assistant pregnant .
Never sees the kid.
@@antonywithnoh2923 ...back of the net...
@@zufghdetritous 😂
Nobody..NOBODY beats ALAN
Want a mars bar? Swivel!!
the best thing you can say about I'm Alan Partridge is it's up there, with Fawlty Towers
Back of the net!!!
8 minutes would be very very hot.
Hotter than the sun?
Neil Carroll that my friend was beautiful
TheRedRoman thank you, now kiss my face!!
Neil Carroll oooh, you’re nicer than my wife.
Hotter than a Starbucks suicide?
Looks like the teacher drives a Triumph Acclaim.
that's gonna be michael's car
krusher74 Lol. Good point.
Nissan bluebird?
It’s gone in the final shot.
It’s hotter than the sun!?😂
Step away from the theatre of conflict
1:46 Not sure you'd see that flag in the background on today's BBC.
Needles to say, he had the last laugh.
Every time I watch him I notice more
Michael gave Steve Coogan his first break. Fact
Dale Unwin Kit Kat?
Back of the net!
Want a mars bar?/swivel
There's a bit of Saxondale in that classroom scene ;)
Huh?
Id use four fingered one save one for myself at the end having washed my hands.
Could go your way Could go mine.
Why is there a “no windsocks” sign behind Michael lol
2:49 no idea what's happening here. Even subtitles didn't help. Why did he lock him out?
Want a Mars bar? Swivel
At 3:39 the silver Triumph Acclaim has disappeared.
I can't read that without hearing Alan's voish. 👏
Hey 👋 I learn English. Could you tell what is the accent of the cashier. Where he come from?
Thanks 🙏
Geordie
"See you in Strasbourg!"
it's hotter than the sun
Starbucks?😂😂😂
Lynx Dipping