Bert Kreischer (NEW Race team, gifts, comedy, and more) - TST Podcast
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 2 ต.ค. 2024
- Bert Kreischer is a standup comedian, television host, and podcaster, and he needs our help buying a race car. He co-hosts a podcast with Tom Segura and for Tom's birthday, Bert wants to buy a race car. We talk him through what to buy, what he needs, how to form a team and how the races work. We also hear how he got started in comedy, the cars he was into as a youth, gifts for his friends, and how he got so confident.
He has hosted several travel shows on television including "Flip Trip" and "Hurt Bert", and his new Netflix show, "The Cabin" is hysterical. You can listen to him on the absolutely hilarious podcast "2 Bears, 1 Cave" alongside Tom Segura.
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This is one of the best and funniest episodes of the podcast.
Matt is such a good Bert wrangler. He's got the confidence to be able to interrupt and keep Bert on target, without fucking up the flow. This was great radio, I'd love to see Matt, Bert and Tom on a 3+ hour JRE.
@@neong they could do like a fight companion for an F1 race.
That’d be one helluva orgy
I'm tearing up. Man this show has the best guests!
Fu
Burnt Chrysler on the Smoking tire podcast sounds about right
I hope the future holds a three bears one Zack episode
Witness! - ZK
@@TheSmokingTirePodcast getting both of them in there at once would either be glorious, or a gigantic shitshow.. either way, A+ content.. possibly a post-endurance breakdown or something?
3 bears one zack sounds like a bad x rated film 😂
Please make this happen.
Please God, if there is God, make this happen.
There's something so right about seeing a check engine light illuminated more or less over Bort's head.
Bort.. love it 🤣🤣
It’s Bret wtf
@@ryanbishop4981 borty
1:49:15 hilarious to see Zack burst out in laughter like that 😂
I rewound it more times than I can count 🤣
I nearly had to stop driving coz I was laughing
It's the little pause before they put two and two together is what gets me
Legend has it the Check Engine Light light is wirelessly connected to both Matt and Zacks e46's and is only on when one of theirs is on.
so it's always on...
Knowing that Matt is a rational human being and Bert is clinically insane I'm looking forward to this.
Lol @ matt being rational
I thought Matt was a socialist though?
Calm down lol
@@gsxrman599 your right, he's a giant Soy Falafel...............
@@gsxrman599 "Socialist" by American standards is not even close to real socialism.
Kind regards from a swede.
Doug demuro step aside cause Big Daddy Berts in the house and he’s about to blow the view counter off the fucking hinges!
it's amazing to see Bart actually attempting to listen to someone besides himself talk
File this in the legendary TST podcast episodes. This is up there with Tales of Greenwich, with Episode 200, with the WAL with Carl. I laughed hard as fuck, and also internally reflected in some of those more somber and honest moments.
This is one of those episodes that's so personal that you feel like you are in the room.
This was a lifelong friendship being formed live over the course of 2 hours.
This is radio that can't be contested. Fucking A1 boys.
I will now listen to the other your listed!
@@bwalton1968 Would recommend! Some of my favorites I've listened to for different reasons. Some are chaos, some are comedy, and some are wisdom.
Tales From Greenwich is legendary. Another great one from the old days is the La Auto Show one with Harris, Spinelli, and Musto
1:03:14 You *need* to have @billburr on the podcast at some point.
Would love to!
My favorite car guy, and my favorite comedian, on my favorite podcast. It's a good day
If this episode doesn’t blow up I’ll be pissed. Wholesome and funny. Let’s go racing
1:34:33 how in the world did Bert just open that beer?
With a bottle of water. I've never seen someone open a beer so smoothly and quietly without a bottle opener. I was amazed. - ZK
I gotta watch this again. Too good
I couldn't put down this podcast! I love Matt & Zack, but this one goes to 11.
More Bert! More Tom!
3 Bears, One Zack on TST Podcast!
Awesome show! Loved the shared enthusiasm and humor. Well done. And can't wait to see the race thing come to fruition.
Can y'all guys help get Bert on Pain Killer Already?? Your episodes are always great, but watching Woody trying to tell Bert to "Hush" and getting steam rolled would be the best thing ever. Well that and obviously i'm pretty sure it would be a belly busting hour or so..
I love that my favorite Comedians are friends with my favorite Car Guys
2 bears racing in the house!!!
2bears1race is on brand and works on many levels 🤣🤣🤣
"are you worried about your knees" made me die laughing
Touch my car through the fence
Love seeing Bart Kreyesher getting around on podcasts!
Bert is the best, period...
This was 100% total opposite how i thought this would go, one of the best episodes ever!!!!
This was such a GREAT episode! Big fan of Bert’s and TST so to see the two together was awesome! If I may make a request, please work out a time to have Bert and Tom on the podcast together! 🔥
I hope Matt's on the next YMH live HEAVY SEGMENT
Great show! As a fat, bald guy that also put on a chunk of weight by drinking, that middle chunk really hit home. Thank you!
Taco Bell Reserve has been done already haha. It's called Taco Bell Cantina.... Living Mas lol
Among The Best episodes yet!
Bert is having such a hard on with this racing team thing. And I love it.
TST is just the best podcast... Really fun conversation + Japanese whisky = 🔥
Zoom in, it's the YAMAKAZI 12 YEAR 💯
I hope Bert buys a minty scirocco! Cmon matt sell him on it !! It’s even got rear seats 😆
that would be lit
Another great episode ! Cannot wait to see 2 Bears Racing. You need to get Tom and Bart on together next time
The Machine with the Smoking Tire. Holy shit!
Best podcast. My 2 favorite things, Cars and comedy. If you need a mechanic for the team. I’m in.
This was great. Seriously, felt like I was sitting with brothers.
I’m impressed Matt got a word in lol great episode and I’m barely into it yet
Tommy Buns needs to watch this one and take notes. I know Tom just loves to watch him go, but there are times when a 90sec read is the most we hear from him all episode. I think we all saw this going without Matt talking much, but kudos to him for reeling Burnt in a making it and interesting podcast. Can't wait for the 2 Bears Racing Channel on TH-cam where we get to follow the race team just like DDE is doing for the Dean Kearney Formula Drift team, or RTR, and AdamLz. Get on it boys.
Amazing episode, hoping to see more of him and Tom. Very excited for 2 bears racing
That was genuinely good time
One of the best podcasts, soo sincere, and honestly is so nice to see TST podcast cross over to other people I've been listening to!
When he's talking about the write-up in Rolling Stone and his life getting optioned for a movie- its Van Wilder. Ryan Reynolds played Bert in Van Wilder.
I love that Bert is figuring out how to make 250k off a 100k present.
If any one is playing Burtus Interuptus, good luck and God Speed
I had to quit playing after my third liver replacement 😂
Fantastic! Absolutely fantastic podcast!!!! Thanks Matt
The conversation @ 1:24:00 ~ is so relatable. I don't know if it helps anyone to hear it, but if you experience this, you are no fucking alone. You guys are great, and for some of us, your stories are our therapy 👍
I like how this podcast became a business meeting.
Bro. So glad you and BertBertBert are friends now.
Matt trying to give Rogan advice is fucking hilarious. How about you take rogan's advice and lose that comorbidity of obesity before giving recommendations on public health.
Thus is the best udea ever!
I would love to see Rogan or Bill burr on this podcast
This was so amazing until someone listed Brendan Shaub as a "comedian who loves cars". Only half of that is true.
This was the magic.
Great video, pure fun!!!
✌🏼❤️
what a fucking great podcast
This is going to be hilarous!
The tension between Matt and Joe was so real on this episode. I didn't know they had a falling out.
This episode was great, one of the best
I live in Minneapolis. I saw Patrice at the comedy club in the Mall of America Bert referenced.
Never in my life would I have expected this!
It’s awesome that you guys as straight men are able to express emotions and open up & share about real problems. That’s a real men talking right there. Hats off to you Matt!! Just remember, everyone has a taste on what they like. You are considered a very hot guy in a gay subculture called Bears. 😊
This is going to be outstanding 👏 🏎
Way cheaper long term, to just rent a racing car and support Team.
What a GREAT podcast!!! loved it. Three Bears Racing is an amazing idea. Love it. :-)
Today Matt realizes that Berrtie boy is his spirit animal
Holy. Shit. This was God tier podcasting. Two hours and I was legitimately sad to hear the sign offs. Bravo gents!
I don't know why i'm surprised to see Bert here even though Tom has been on a couple times. Looking forward to this one, but I'm saving it for a road trip i have coming up next week.
God dammit!!! This podcast had it all... I laughed, I said "of course you did" more times that I'm willing to admit and... Fuck, Rest in Peace Chef! Most of us here didn't really know you, but we also miss you.
Did they talk about the Porsches at the bottom of the ocean?
Ooh, been looking forward to this one
Matt reliving his drug dealer days by providing these comedians with cars and watches lmao
And you really believe he was even a drug dealer? More like a rich kid pretending to sell some drugs, to hang out with the "cool" kids.
Why couldn’t he? It’s not hard, I did it for a bit. Even if my dad was rich I’d want some cash he didn’t know about
@@nathanchildress5596 sounds just as a rich kid trying to be rebellious against the parents.
Im new and this is the first episode im watching because of the ymh racing team and i like that podcast so far although im not much of a car guy. With that beeing said that head that he is wearing is dope! I dont know if he wears it all the time but the sign is a german traffic sign and you only find it on the german Autobahn and it means GO no speed limit. I thought that a fun fact in case you dont know.
Well this is going to break the internet in the car community…
Great guest
What a fantastic episode. As others have said I've never seen such a balanced podcast with Bert. Shows how good Matt is as a host.
I been waiting for this one 😂
What a show. I’m late to the party, but listening to these guys discuss cars, distress, and comedy was the type of entertainment you can’t get anywhere else. Easily my favorite episode to date.
1:49:06 I almost died.
@117:51 Berts mind is different.
Honestly Matt and Zack this is your best show; (Next to Matt’s Dad) the discussion on self parenting was right in the feels… love that u guys openly talk about this stuff! Thanks 100%
Bart Chrysler was made for this show
William. Jefferson. CLINTON. fucking carl, goddamn
3 Bears 1 Car racing sounds like a blast! Would love to see you guys tackle the 25 hours of Thunderhill, that would be the ultimate car and comedy mashup for me!
Amazing episode!! So good
Clearly Barf & Tom need a lot more help from Matt... it should be 3 Bears Racing.
Bert Chrysler is the best
Tom and Bert in a rally car would be some amazing content.
2 bears 1 cage - that's REALLY good lol.
I will be your racing bitch if you guys need someone for the 2 Bear Racing league. Hilarious podcast
Stop drinking alcohol and coffee! Everything your saying sucks is because of alcohol and coffee. Green tea feels so much better than coffee but really not using caffeine the drug feels much better. Alcohol is the worst drug ever please go back to weed, panic and anxiety come from the massive amount of coffee you drink Matt. You’ll loose a bunch of weight and you’ll feel amazing.
1 hour and 30 minutes in and this is one of the best podcasts I've ever listened to. I'm at a point now where they're opening up about more personal issues... What a fun ride this has been. Wish I could be there 👌🏼
First time listener of the TST pod… move your ads to the middle or the end… I almost left but I like this brad crystals guy
We surveyed the audience and 92% said they'd rather keep them all up front.
@@TheSmokingTirePodcast understood for the regulars.. but for the new viewers, i like it when there’s a small snippet of the highlights of that particular episode at the very beginning of it.
Please do an endurance race.
Tom, Bert, Matt, Joe.... Maybe Even Bill Burr if he wants?
Call it "3 bears and an ape racing".
Please do it, would be fantastic
Vw designed that Gen scirocco. The guy you are talking about designed the first Gen. he didn’t try to desig. The second Gen, but VE passed on the design so he sold it to Isuzu and it became the Implulse.
3 bears podcast please, lol
Hey everybody it’s Brett kirshner
Yall need to realize people have it a lot worse than you guys I make 15 an hour lifting heavy ass boxes 10 hours a day but at least I'm not in Ukraine getting bombed by Russians or in a third world country not able to eat
Softestly hard flex " I can make a McLaren show up at Tom's, I can make a Rolex show up at your door like nothing."
I could have listened to this forever. Zach's laugh when Bert said he was gonna be at Tom's funeral is such a great moment I've rewound it so many times!
Bert doesnt know about Taco Bell Cantina... it is the Star Bucks Reserve of Taco Bell. They have Alcholic Baja Blast!
Great Episode Thanks!!