hey Theo love your stuff! suggest to Bert to change his prayers from help me, help me creator.. to thank you, thank you creator!! and things will really change for him
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Theo, one thing watching your interviews has taught me is to always compliment the person who just complimented you immediately. You do it every single time someone says something nice about you, and its so admirable.
Its cause hes sooo humble. True humility too. Im almost certain he hardly ever thinks of himself. Hes the kind of guy who would help others before helping himself. Im very unlike that. Im much more selfish and egotistical. And thats how I know how pure and wholesome a guy like Theo is.
As a woman also who listens to theos vids, the stories about how much and where they masturbated shocks me. I didnt know it was on their mind so much. It was on mine, I wish us girls knew!
@@lilme7052 I also wish you girls knew!🤣 I didn't even thought girls cared at all (because they were so dismissive&"hard to catch" even when they apparently were interested) but growing up&getting older I realised how much love&beautiful moments that I missed out on. Hearing the stories now afterwards (having met some of the girls I grew up with) how interested the girls actually were in us guys really is a little bit of a downer but us guys was the only ones that tried to make something happen and the "standoffish"/distant behaviour from the girls made us unfortunately think that none of you felt the same things as us😅🙈 Sorry for a long reply back🙏🏻 Be well and I wish you a happy wekeend☀️
Been married 10 years, and my wife just recently became a fan of theo. I've been a fan for a long time but her jumping on the theo train brought us together just a little bit more and now we send theos vids or shorts to get a much needed laugh throughout the day. Thanks brother.
I've been with my wife for 10 years, I've been listening to podcasts/comedians the last 5 and she would listen along and Theo truly brought us together in the same way.. his comedic style just works so well for both of us, we laugh so hard together.
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It's funny that you say that bc this is literally my comfort show!! I love sitting on my back porch w my dog late at night and watching this show. It makes me feel sooo so cozy esp the solo episodes.
Theo has helped me through some really dark times. Glad he was there to help us all grow, laugh, cry, and move onward and upward. I started a podcast called "The Pod Pod Bros" because of Theo. Hope you guys watch and enjoy. Gang Gang 🙏🏽
OMG!! I literally just finished reading your comment about Bert's laugh and then BAM! He started laughing! An asthmatic dolphin... All I'm ever going to hear from this day forward!😂🤣
I became such a big fan of Theo so quickly after finding out about him. I love your style, your humor, your brain. You're awesome Theo. Thank you for everything you do, brother.
Wish you gave a timestamp. I've been listening to this in segments while multi tasking. I'm 2/3 through it & am unsure if I missed it. Hopefully it'll be in this last portion.
He's also good at stealing stories. "Dan Connor" told that very same story to Rosanne (1990'S ROSANNE show) Rosanne asked if he'd ever bn in love before her. He told her yes & proceeded to describe his 1st major crush. She was a girl he had a class with: He said, "She'd cross her legs & dangle her shoe off the end of her toes...used to DRIVE ME NUTS!". So either Brett here stole the story from the writers of "Rosanne" or it's one heck of a coinkadink. PS: Idr WHICH ep, but it has to be w/in the first 3 seasons bc those are what I have (DVD) & have watched every disc multiple times. Thats why r'mbr it so well. Plus, its such cute & VERY UNIQUE & UNEXPECTED thing to say...err...til NOW 😒.
@@n8archy121 Ive never seen/heard of Brett b4, but Im instantly put off. Either its one heck of a coinkadink... OR... he stole that story from the writers of ROSEANNE (O.G. 1990'S) about his (supposed) 1st crush as a youth. "Rosanne" asked Dan if he'd ever bn in love before her, & he said "oh YEAH!!..." & proceeded to tell her about a girl who was in one of his classes: "...& she had she'd AMAZING toes! She'd cross her legs & dangle her shoe of the end of her toes...used to DRIVE ME NUTS!" Idr which ep. Seems they were at a fancy restaurant for their anniversary. I know it has to be w/in 1st 3 seasons, bc I have those 1st three on DVD & have watched em several times over. (🤪 Im old) So thats probly why I remb'r it so well..plus it was such a cute & UNIQUE lil story of boyhood...til NOW. 😒. I guess Brett banked on no one knowing/remembering.
As someone that used to party. Me and theo saying "TO TAKE HOME????" at the exact same time had me in tears. Love you theo. Love to see you winning brother
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I can tell you from personal experience that just knowing God without ANY hesitation or care of what anyone else on earth has to say about it. IS JUST CONSTANTLY AWESOME!
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Honestly I would love to just be in a room and have just a deep conversation with these two. Theo has the ability to have these deep conversations but also have the conversation from way left field. Bert is deep individual too. I just feel like sitting down with them and just chatting about life would be such an amazing experience.
@@Lee-wk3cb hahha im happy to see im not the only one disliking Bert. I cant stand him, his laugh and his lame ass jokes. I have no idea what hes doing between all those talented comedians. but i guess they like him for some reason.
@Lee-wk3cb he has a right to be happy. You disliking him is petty. Yeah he's a narcissistic drunk, but everyone has the right to be fucking happy. I wish i could be that fucking happy
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Dude.... This cat is the lord of the English language! When he gives detailed depictions of his life experiences, he is so believable that you would almost think you're listening to an actual 911 call recording.
Theo Von has definitely become my favorite comic over the past couple of years. Just for the fact that he’s a genuinely good guy on top of being funny AF! Edit: I’m 23 minutes in and my sides are already hurting from laughing so hard! Idk if I can take two more hours!
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@@aculeatus4356 i wish I thought it was funny or that I at least enjoyed bad friends. Same with your moms house podcast with segura but it’s so ordinary.
Theo is hilarious on his own podcast in his own vibe. Having him on any other podcast just means he'll be cutting off comedians to say "my cousin was raised by a squirrel" 20 times.
@@chuckberry1853 I get what you're saying and it was extremely irritating with Bobby Lee but it's not with Theo Von because Theo isn't clean for very long EVER while Bobby was sober for YEARS!
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@@Dannnomite he just talked about getting onnit with a key of coke and your calling him laughable , maybe i misinterpreted this comment bro but if you havent been through the trenches i suggest you put the work in you helmet haha
Bert, my dude… it’s walk, trot, canter, gallop. I ride western and we call cantering “loping.” When he said “that’s a canter!,” The horse was trotting. But never heard anyone perfectly describe riding a horse like he did!! Nothing else like running a horse full speed ❤
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Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼
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Bart is so hilarious and goofy but it hit me HARD when he said "I love being alive. My favorite part of being alive is loving that you're alive." Dumb deepness is the best
Idk why he would even lie about that. He's been on record countless times talking about day drinking. Unless he was lying about those times and exaggerates his party lifestyle. Who knows with Bert?
I’m glad Theo knows we all suffer from mental illnesses that keep us from sleeping at night, so he posts these at this time for all us drugged-up nocturnal folks who need a little sunshine in our life… cause we’re gonna sleep all day anyways. Thank you Theo Von. Nocturnal Gang gang.
@@apeface1344 🤣 You’re talking about your dear friend Theo as well bud. Your mental illness just showed itself. You my friend, have a personality disorder. You will reject it, that’s fine, but to me and everyone else that knows anything about psychology will agree. I don’t judge you, don’t worry. (Edit: Possibly a sociopath or some form of psychopathy).
@@dezzmaan5079 yeah I don't know why he is watching if it doesn't entertain him. And knowing how hard and long Theo worked to get here, longer than 14 years, complimenting him and encouraging him is just nice and this guy is showing signs of that incel mentality that Cane mentality where if someone is successful in their field and others recognize them, they have to do something to try and ruin it because they cant stand that.
Brent nailed it on the head , theo is a special person. I wish I had the vocabulary to explain how special he is , I can only explain it as his advertisements are the only ones I'll not skip...always pure gold . I love burt too and this podcast made me love him even more. I love comedians podcasts but I especially loved this one
Literally has Google at his fingertips ...Theo: "I mean I could draw him for you. Well im not even that good at drawing" don't change a thing man love you 🤣
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Wow Theo & Bert. So profound. So worth every word. The more you talk with them the more you check in with them the more the relationship grows. It takes the stress off of your life. There is a bigger picture. Thank you both for your honesty. Honestly, thank you.
Adam Sandler came into the restaurant where I work one time, right before the pandemic. He had gone to Magic Mountain with his kids and a buddy that day, and was looking for a place to eat b4 heading back home. He was the coolest guy ever 😊 I managed to withhold my declarations of fandom (unlike Bert) and just served him like anyone else. He was such a kind guest and it was completely surreal to see him in person. Love to the Sandman
Legit theo jre and killtony and sometimes Shane Gillis but i wish he had a solo channel but dude Shane in the show tiresv is so fucking funny dude and they making a new season and they making s movie with other home Dave or i forget but dude good times i love Theo i relate with him so much with the stuff he says to the way he thinks and especially on the party where he talks About his childhood as i shook when u heard some of the stuff he said he had to do so Theo if you ever see thus please try and have s chat with me i know you're an David person but i truly believe that you don't put yourself above anyone else and that everyone should have an voice even the little guys❤ much love yall take care GANG GANG 🤘@Theovon
I remember watching Theo on MTV's "Road Rules" back in like 2000. Didn't hear anything about the guy for 20 years and now here he is doing his thing. lol
This is such a gem! Bert and Theo are my favorite podcast hosts...the only thing that could make it better is bobby! I love what u guys do! I am camping by myself and this conversation is keeping me company.
Bert does this to every sober person he speaks to. He questions their sobriety then goes on and on in vivid detail about how much he loves alcohol/drugs. Cannot stand the dude. Although he’s probably doing it because he’s insecure and sober people remind him how out of control he is
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Almost died laughing while bert gave a play by play of his wet dreams as a kid lol Theo is over there with his eyes closes like he's being put into a trance 😂
When bert told him he loves the way he paints the picture of the story he’s about to tell and then theo compliments bert and literally does exactly what bert was talking about lol
If Theo puts more time into TPW again and gets amazing guests like he has been the past month, then it’s worth KATS suffering his loss. That was a cool show but Theo engaging with different, amazing people every week beats him dogging Brenden every week…as funny as it was. Love the latest content
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Such a cool moment about 1:40:00 in when Bert and Theo are complimenting each others comedy style. Both guys were being so genuine and honest, and not just blowing smoke up each other's asses just to be nice for the cameras. Theo is a story telling master 100%, and then him saying Bert's comedy is like "opening ur eyes right in the middle of the D-Day invasion" had me absolutely cracking tf up bc its spot on!!! Both these guys are so freaking awesome and I loved every minute of this episode. Gang gang baby!! 😁😁
When Bert mentions a girl for Theo (2:16:48), and Theo starts warming up his hands, thinking about who he's going to bring, I literally just LOL-ed at the thought that he was warming his girls up.
Just because you are successful doesn't mean you can't be an alcoholic in denial. Also he seems sweet. Also I love Theo. I'm glad to see him sober. I quit alcohol but started vaping just like him, but now Theo has stopped vaping.....im gonna take it one step at a time...cant beat myself up.
Bert: "I couldn't even tell you what Dave Beckett looks like." Theo: "I can draw him for you- actually I'm not that good at drawing." *looks sad about it* LMAO that shit had me dying for no reason
Bert listing off what everyone’s “god” is but not admitting that his is alcohol was probably the funniest thing he’s ever said. Self awareness level -5000
As an alcoholic, the segment from .40 to . 50 min in hits home . Not looking for attention even tho I’m typing this but if there’s anyone out there it can get better I struggle everyday not to have a drink
Sending thoughts bro. I have three years sober and rarely think about booze at all and I drank like a psychopath for thirty years. Smoke weed and get outside.
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This was one of the best podcasts i have ever watched.. I want to see their hypothetical situations playout.. we need Morgan Wallen to gift Theo with about 20 tickets
I loved this 2.5 hour hour Bert monologue. Bart tells that Adam Sandler story like he doesn't continue to do the same thing in all of his podcasts. Its amazing to see him think he's reflecting, but still be so far away from self awareness.
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Theo we need a Midwest show 😭
Yea man Billy on the 21 speed
hey Theo love your stuff! suggest to Bert to change his prayers from help me, help me creator.. to thank you, thank you creator!! and things will really change for him
1st to 3rd grade..... bs
this is some of the funniest shit ive ever witnessed. It aint often that Theo cant get a word in
This conversation is like a bag of weed talking to a bag of cocaine in a drug dealer's pocket.
Couldn’t have said it better
😂😹👍🏼 spot on!
Absolutely nailed it
None of you have ever done weed or cocaine.
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Theo dude..you completely underestimate yourself. You bring joy and love to so many people. You need to know that brother GANG GANG
Gang Gang
Gang Gang brother
Gang gang!
Gang gang brother
Gang baby
Theo just can't take a compliment without giving praise back. What a guy.
Or changing the subject. I sincerely had tears when Bert said “I love your brain” because we all feel that way.
Theo, one thing watching your interviews has taught me is to always compliment the person who just complimented you immediately. You do it every single time someone says something nice about you, and its so admirable.
Its cause hes sooo humble. True humility too. Im almost certain he hardly ever thinks of himself. Hes the kind of guy who would help others before helping himself.
Im very unlike that. Im much more selfish and egotistical.
And thats how I know how pure and wholesome a guy like Theo is.
Theo closing his eyes to visualize Bert's horse riding wet dreams is hilarious 😂
I read this comment while I’m seeing this 😂
Especially the part when he kinda jumped while coming
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Bert: "That's why I don't day drink"
Also Bert: "I drank all day yesterday"
he's so casual about extremely brutal acoholism
@@StarmenRocklmao thats one way to put it.
@@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 thats the only way, bert is sick and its super cringeworthy
@@StarmenRock you know what they say about opinions!
@@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 they're all wrong except mine
I'm a 73 year old woman and you guys had me in stitches I laughed so hard my stomach hurt.
Will you be my grandma?
Gang gang on the way grams!
As a woman also who listens to theos vids, the stories about how much and where they masturbated shocks me. I didnt know it was on their mind so much. It was on mine, I wish us girls knew!
@@lilme7052 I also wish you girls knew!🤣
I didn't even thought girls cared at all (because they were so dismissive&"hard to catch" even when they apparently were interested) but growing up&getting older I realised how much love&beautiful moments that I missed out on.
Hearing the stories now afterwards (having met some of the girls I grew up with) how interested the girls actually were in us guys really is a little bit of a downer but us guys was the only ones that tried to make something happen and the "standoffish"/distant behaviour from the girls made us unfortunately think that none of you felt the same things as us😅🙈
Sorry for a long reply back🙏🏻
Be well and I wish you a happy wekeend☀️
@Outside_The_Wall Its messed up isn't it?! That we like you and you liked us but we played hard to get or thought you didn't like us anyway. My god 😆
The fact Theo brought up his addiction struggles with vaping the moment Bert spoke highly of him is a perfect representation of why I love this dude
theo is theo
"I remember going down on my dad"- Bert 😑
@@kingxiii4680 wut
@@skketzkeet1148 Idk how he meant it but he said that shit lol
The way they both show their admiration for one another makes this so great.
How would that possibly make this great?
@@chriscollins3470 ?
@@chriscollins3470 because its nice to see mutual appreciation between people we appreciate?
Agreed…I hate all the hate Bert gets! He’s fuckin great, his wife is great (wife of the party podcast)….it’s great that he has people that love him.
Been married 10 years, and my wife just recently became a fan of theo. I've been a fan for a long time but her jumping on the theo train brought us together just a little bit more and now we send theos vids or shorts to get a much needed laugh throughout the day. Thanks brother.
Would you share her stink wink witcha
boy?
I've been with my wife for 10 years, I've been listening to podcasts/comedians the last 5 and she would listen along and Theo truly brought us together in the same way.. his comedic style just works so well for both of us, we laugh so hard together.
Theo’s presence is comfortable and cozy like some fresh apple pie
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It's funny that you say that bc this is literally my comfort show!! I love sitting on my back porch w my dog late at night and watching this show. It makes me feel sooo so cozy esp the solo episodes.
He's a werewolf...
Theo has helped me through some really dark times. Glad he was there to help us all grow, laugh, cry, and move onward and upward. I started a podcast called "The Pod Pod Bros" because of Theo. Hope you guys watch and enjoy. Gang Gang 🙏🏽
Cornell West is whack! THOMAS SOWELL is the guy.
god i love berts laugh, a dolphin with severe asthma frantically searching for his inhaler
Lmfaoooo this comment is underrated asf
It’s fake af
It's because he's literally dying. So funny. Or pathetic...whichever
#babywalrus
OMG!! I literally just finished reading your comment about Bert's laugh and then BAM! He started laughing! An asthmatic dolphin... All I'm ever going to hear from this day forward!😂🤣
I became such a big fan of Theo so quickly after finding out about him. I love your style, your humor, your brain. You're awesome Theo. Thank you for everything you do, brother.
Just go marry the dude 🤣
@@AirForceOneCV2007 sugar daddy vibes? I'm with it.
honestly, same here bro. saw him on a tiktok, he cracked me up and down the rabbit hole i went.
Stfu hoe ass pool boy
I do more tha. You do
Yup, he's one of my favorite comedians.
Theo's sponsor breaks are the only sponsor breaks i've ever enjoyed watching and that actually make me giggle. God bless you Theo, you're a gem.
nothing compares to bill burr, but theos are good too
Someone's never listened to Cumtown
Get that Hitter !
Where did he get the part about the candy canes and walking canes?
tim dillion's are pretty funny too
I’ve gone my entire life without admitting that I did what Burt said he did when he first started yanking. This is a cathartic moment for me
Thats hilarious bro
Wish you gave a timestamp. I've been listening to this in segments while multi tasking. I'm 2/3 through it & am unsure if I missed it. Hopefully it'll be in this last portion.
@@danp1471 It's at around 20 mins
What a great time! Bert is the king of interviewing himself lol
I normally hate Bert. Happy I gave this a chance, big fan
@@kingxiii4680 projecting
@@n8archy121 same, his laugh turned me off for a really long time. Seems like he’s chilled out with the high pitched screeching while talking tho
He's also good at stealing stories. "Dan Connor" told that very same story to Rosanne (1990'S ROSANNE show) Rosanne asked if he'd ever bn in love before her. He told her yes & proceeded to describe his 1st major crush. She was a girl he had a class with: He said, "She'd cross her legs & dangle her shoe off the end of her toes...used to DRIVE ME NUTS!".
So either Brett here stole the story from the writers of "Rosanne" or it's one heck of a coinkadink.
PS: Idr WHICH ep, but it has to be w/in the first 3 seasons bc those are what I have (DVD) & have watched every disc multiple times. Thats why r'mbr it so well. Plus, its such cute & VERY UNIQUE & UNEXPECTED thing to say...err...til NOW 😒.
@@n8archy121 Ive never seen/heard of Brett b4, but Im instantly put off. Either its one heck of a coinkadink... OR... he stole that story from the writers of ROSEANNE (O.G. 1990'S) about his (supposed) 1st crush as a youth. "Rosanne" asked Dan if he'd ever bn in love before her, & he said "oh YEAH!!..." & proceeded to tell her about a girl who was in one of his classes:
"...& she had she'd AMAZING toes! She'd cross her legs & dangle her shoe of the end of her toes...used to DRIVE ME NUTS!"
Idr which ep. Seems they were at a fancy restaurant for their anniversary. I know it has to be w/in 1st 3 seasons, bc I have those 1st three on DVD & have watched em several times over.
(🤪 Im old)
So thats probly why I remb'r it so well..plus it was such a cute & UNIQUE lil story of boyhood...til NOW. 😒.
I guess Brett banked on no one knowing/remembering.
As someone that used to party. Me and theo saying "TO TAKE HOME????" at the exact same time had me in tears. Love you theo. Love to see you winning brother
out of everything Bert said... that was the thing Theo just couldn't comprehend. 🤣
I'm UPSTAIRS
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Ya there's no way Bert was correct on that amount he was just given for free fo take home 🤣🤣🤣
@@ItzMalick but do you have an actual job as well? You know, one that contributes to society in some way…
I can tell you from personal experience that just knowing God without ANY hesitation or care of what anyone else on earth has to say about it. IS JUST CONSTANTLY AWESOME!
"Let your mind be a vacant lot where the present moment can loiter"
Wow Theo!
Super profound ❤
He's a linguistic Einstein
I never have to turn the volume up and down as many times as I do listening to Bert on a podcast.
You don’t like hearing that squeaky pterodactyl noise Bert calls his laugh at high volumes?
His laugh is painful
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lmfao that is so bert... is no one going to mention how he says ''tattoo'' its like satire almost how he says it... tuttwo
@@bigdogblast "Ben AFLECK"
Honestly I would love to just be in a room and have just a deep conversation with these two. Theo has the ability to have these deep conversations but also have the conversation from way left field. Bert is deep individual too. I just feel like sitting down with them and just chatting about life would be such an amazing experience.
Theo is so trustworthy he brings out the absolute best qualities of everyone around him. His friends are so lucky.
All except bill burr
@@avgoustinospatakas7040 it would be interesting to see bill revisit now that he's done mushrooms and not as... Burrish
man , mushrooms got nothing on the old guy burr hides inside and outside of him...pure evil haha
@@avgoustinospatakas7040 I love Burr but I agree with you haha the two just are polar opposites and don’t mesh at all.
@@OSS976 id say it was burr flashing his veteran card in the newcomers face. awful mindset to have but very common
love when bert talks about his family.. he lights up.. you can tell hes truly happy
@@Lee-wk3cb hahha im happy to see im not the only one disliking Bert. I cant stand him, his laugh and his lame ass jokes. I have no idea what hes doing between all those talented comedians. but i guess they like him for some reason.
@Lee-wk3cb he has a right to be happy. You disliking him is petty. Yeah he's a narcissistic drunk, but everyone has the right to be fucking happy. I wish i could be that fucking happy
“Is there alcohol in this?” “No.” “Ohkay.. 😢” LMFAO Bert is the best alcoholic out there.
If only Theo knew how much his viewers love him
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truly
Theo totally titled his memoirs in this podcast “the present moment is loitering in the vacant lot of my mind” Theo’s a damn genius for real.
Dude.... This cat is the lord of the English language! When he gives detailed depictions of his life experiences, he is so believable that you would almost think you're listening to an actual 911 call recording.
@@ripwheeler8175 a 911 recording 😂 that’s something Theo would say
Total fucking genius.
Shit sounds philosophical af 😂😂
Theo Von has definitely become my favorite comic over the past couple of years. Just for the fact that he’s a genuinely good guy on top of being funny AF! Edit: I’m 23 minutes in and my sides are already hurting from laughing so hard! Idk if I can take two more hours!
Theo..... eyes closed imaging He's on Bert's WET DREAM Horse!?!
I almost Died 🤣
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I'm fuckin crying over here 😂😂😂
LMAO 😂💀
Time stamp ?
Watched it about 10 times. Absolutely hilarious
Theo's podcast is better than any other media out today. Its no wonder so many other comedians want to do a podcast with Theo. RIP Shaub.
Tuesdays with Stories is much better.
@@cpreid lmfao bad friends is the highest rated podcast, and it trumps this
I thought KATS was funny when Theo was on there. It totally turned after he moved to Nashville.
@@aculeatus4356 i wish I thought it was funny or that I at least enjoyed bad friends. Same with your moms house podcast with segura but it’s so ordinary.
Theo is hilarious on his own podcast in his own vibe. Having him on any other podcast just means he'll be cutting off comedians to say "my cousin was raised by a squirrel" 20 times.
Love Theo and Bert. ❤ Their pods highlight how good-hearted and thoughtful they are in addition to being brilliant comics.
Bert is so caught up in telling his cocaine story 🤣🤣 he can't even see Theo salivating with every word😁😁
Bert could talk 2 a brick wall
I love the shot of him clinching his teeth, smiling and giving the ok 👌 signal.
@@chuckberry1853 I get what you're saying and it was extremely irritating with Bobby Lee but it's not with Theo Von because Theo isn't clean for very long EVER while Bobby was sober for YEARS!
@@chuckberry1853 ?
@@chuckberry1853 it happens 🤷
Bert saying he’s not an alcoholic and that he’s in good shape right now had me dead
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Dude saying he doesn’t have his first drink until midnight is laughable
@@Dannnomite he just talked about getting onnit with a key of coke and your calling him laughable , maybe i misinterpreted this comment bro but if you havent been through the trenches i suggest you put the work in you helmet haha
@@Suckwhamfarts-bled what? Lol
@@Dannnomite Fuck knows bro
Bert, my dude… it’s walk, trot, canter, gallop. I ride western and we call cantering “loping.” When he said “that’s a canter!,” The horse was trotting.
But never heard anyone perfectly describe riding a horse like he did!! Nothing else like running a horse full speed ❤
"I'll suck off an aorta!" I died laughing. Theo, you're a treasure and must be protected at all costs.
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@@ItzMalickstop this nonsense
Theo brings the best out of every comedian he brings on the show. Much love, gang baby
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"The merch" killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Theo, that was the best impression of a man having a nocturnal emission while dreaming of riding a horse I've ever seen
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Bart is so hilarious and goofy but it hit me HARD when he said "I love being alive. My favorite part of being alive is loving that you're alive." Dumb deepness is the best
Who tf is Bart?
@@trxgic2300 Bart Chrysler
@@trxgic2300 bert sampson
It’s Brent Kilshner dummies.
@@go4069 Burnt Cruller
When he said free bird while the plane is going down 😂 YES
Bert: “I don’t ever day drink. I can’t do it”
Bert 1 minute later: “I started drinking at 7am yesterday”
@Some Words mmm fresh cup of heiron before work my fav
The best part of waking up is titos in my cup
Idk why he would even lie about that. He's been on record countless times talking about day drinking. Unless he was lying about those times and exaggerates his party lifestyle. Who knows with Bert?
That’s not day drinking thats morning drinking😂
Theo feels like almost too good of a guy to be a comic. What a sweet dude. And so many hilarious throw away lines that Bart just steamrolled over
You must of watched a different pod, Bert laughed at nearly everything Theo said…
Who's Bart
@@aaronballeck3153 Brent kreischer
@@adamobrien1534 Brendan Kreisher*
@@lonelylubberkin7299 no most of the time he just said his own story and kept talking. Nearly no acknowledgement
Tim Dillion and Theo cannot be compared. Theo is hands down in a league of his own at this place on the podcast spectrum.
I’m glad Theo knows we all suffer from mental illnesses that keep us from sleeping at night, so he posts these at this time for all us
drugged-up nocturnal folks who need a little sunshine in our life… cause we’re gonna sleep all day anyways. Thank you Theo Von.
Nocturnal Gang gang.
Speak for yourself but there's a lot of us that aren't weak minded freaks that have so called mental illnesses
@@apeface1344 🤣 You’re talking about your dear friend Theo as well bud. Your mental illness just showed itself. You my friend, have a personality disorder. You will reject it, that’s fine, but to me and everyone else that knows anything about psychology will agree. I don’t judge you, don’t worry. (Edit: Possibly a sociopath or some form of psychopathy).
@@dezzmaan5079 yeah I don't know why he is watching if it doesn't entertain him. And knowing how hard and long Theo worked to get here, longer than 14 years, complimenting him and encouraging him is just nice and this guy is showing signs of that incel mentality that Cane mentality where if someone is successful in their field and others recognize them, they have to do something to try and ruin it because they cant stand that.
Wow me right now 🤣😅🤣 love from OZ
Mr. @Ape Face decided to delete his comment saying:
“Speak for yourself, but there’s those of us individuals who aren’t weak minded freaks.”
Brent nailed it on the head , theo is a special person. I wish I had the vocabulary to explain how special he is , I can only explain it as his advertisements are the only ones I'll not skip...always pure gold . I love burt too and this podcast made me love him even more. I love comedians podcasts but I especially loved this one
Completely agree! Love Theo and Bert, and their pods highlight how good hearted and thoughtful they are in addition to being brilliant comics.
*Bret
I love how bert continuously throughout this episode gives theo his flowers. It's nice to see that he admires him and is okay with letting him know.
Literally has Google at his fingertips ...Theo: "I mean I could draw him for you. Well im not even that good at drawing" don't change a thing man love you 🤣
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Theo is always talking about and wanting to draw something or someone!!! Hahahah I think he secretly wants to be an artist instead of a comedian
"The way I drink at airports is the way horses run"
- Bart Kreischer
"Eat my shorts"
- Bart Simpson
The horse running part was cracking me up 😂
Appreciate this candid conversation about addiction. No lies detected.
Wow Theo & Bert. So profound. So worth every word. The more you talk with them the more you check in with them the more the relationship grows. It takes the stress off of your life. There is a bigger picture. Thank you both for your honesty. Honestly, thank you.
Bert: he does things for anti-aging
Theo: walking, thinking
😂😂
Amen 😂
Adam Sandler came into the restaurant where I work one time, right before the pandemic. He had gone to Magic Mountain with his kids and a buddy that day, and was looking for a place to eat b4 heading back home. He was the coolest guy ever 😊 I managed to withhold my declarations of fandom (unlike Bert) and just served him like anyone else. He was such a kind guest and it was completely surreal to see him in person. Love to the Sandman
This podcast has got me through a lot of tough days at a labor intensive job, the intro song has become so wholesome, top 3 podcasts imo
JRE, Theo, and ?
GANG GANG 🙌
Legit theo jre and killtony and sometimes Shane Gillis but i wish he had a solo channel but dude Shane in the show tiresv is so fucking funny dude and they making a new season and they making s movie with other home Dave or i forget but dude good times i love Theo i relate with him so much with the stuff he says to the way he thinks and especially on the party where he talks About his childhood as i shook when u heard some of the stuff he said he had to do so Theo if you ever see thus please try and have s chat with me i know you're an David person but i truly believe that you don't put yourself above anyone else and that everyone should have an voice even the little guys❤ much love yall take care GANG GANG 🤘@Theovon
I remember watching Theo on MTV's "Road Rules" back in like 2000. Didn't hear anything about the guy for 20 years and now here he is doing his thing. lol
Haha I’m glad I found him a few years ago because my sense of humor was terrible twenty years ago 😹 I wouldn’t have appreciated him.
This is such a gem! Bert and Theo are my favorite podcast hosts...the only thing that could make it better is bobby! I love what u guys do! I am camping by myself and this conversation is keeping me company.
Listening to barts line stories made me itch and that isn't even my drug of choice. Stay strong Theo dog - you the man.
Bert does this to every sober person he speaks to. He questions their sobriety then goes on and on in vivid detail about how much he loves alcohol/drugs. Cannot stand the dude. Although he’s probably doing it because he’s insecure and sober people remind him how out of control he is
Weak
@@CAPTINjacksparrow from the guy who changes his YT channel to fictional characters.
Nice.
@@HartJon282 to a channel who uses a boring ass typical name as Brandon… smells like Weak
This is going to be good. Bert and Theo have a great vibe together
them southern boyz
@Bubba he’s from the literal southernmost state in the nation
@Bubba Hell nah lol def not from Texas
@@timstradley5819 he’s from the coast. The south starts about 40 miles inland 😂
@@fatguyonthc accurate! and ironically it reeeally starts more than 100miles north of where he grew up
The best chemistry of guys that don’t have a pod together. So much fun. We need more of this.
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Bert's talk about his wife and the fear of "getting caught" is incredibly insightful. Beautiful podcast
These two are a special kind of person. Both are just naturally funny and that not even trying kind of funny. Legends!
I love how much Bert tells Theo people love him.
This podcast was a wonderful watch. Felt like I was hanging out with buddies I've known for years. Cheers guys.
Seeing the growth in all of you guys over the past few years has been truly inspiring.
dude, to hear bert describe his inner voice just like mine and to see the parallel in my binge drinking hit me in some way
Almost died laughing while bert gave a play by play of his wet dreams as a kid lol Theo is over there with his eyes closes like he's being put into a trance 😂
Burp CryShart looks like he gets his blood pressure tested with a tire gauge at Jiffy Lube.
When bert told him he loves the way he paints the picture of the story he’s about to tell and then theo compliments bert and literally does exactly what bert was talking about lol
Am I the only one who feels like his theme song is just the best for him & this podcast? It makes me happy & I just love hearing it. ❤
If Theo puts more time into TPW again and gets amazing guests like he has been the past month, then it’s worth KATS suffering his loss. That was a cool show but Theo engaging with different, amazing people every week beats him dogging Brenden every week…as funny as it was. Love the latest content
I don't mind Schaub, but KATS is Erik and Chris's show now.
It's amazing that 10 minutes in Bert finally realizes it's started 😂😂😂
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I wanna hear more about Berts process. He’s such a deep guy actually, love to hear about his thinking and how he came up with being shirtless
“Does she bat at the wiener like a cat!” Haha I love that line 😂
Theo, you're the only podcaster I will come back to if I have to pause the video for some reason. Love you so much
Both you guys are special handy capable super buddies
💀👏🏽
Bert legit never stops talking. It’s crazy.
That adderall snaps
@@makidiaz3894 No wonder he and Whitney are best friends.
Well he’s entertaining and the guest
@@CAPTINjacksparrow I meant literally ever. Have you seen his podcast with Tom? He doesn’t ever stop talking.
@@asapbruhhhhh Again entertainment
You guys are the best. I just hope Theo doesn’t relapse, I’m half way through all I’ve wanted to do is get some coke and party. Gang Gang
Stay strong bro! You've got this!
Haven't had coke in a year and felt the same lmao
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One day at a time you got this man
Just stick to roblox slugger
The good vibes in this podcast is contagious!
“There’s a walk, there’s a gallop, and then there’s canter and then there’s a run” Haha Brunt’s a real cowboy.
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right after he says "theres 3 speeds" and then names 4 haahah
Such a cool moment about 1:40:00 in when Bert and Theo are complimenting each others comedy style. Both guys were being so genuine and honest, and not just blowing smoke up each other's asses just to be nice for the cameras. Theo is a story telling master 100%, and then him saying Bert's comedy is like "opening ur eyes right in the middle of the D-Day invasion" had me absolutely cracking tf up bc its spot on!!! Both these guys are so freaking awesome and I loved every minute of this episode. Gang gang baby!! 😁😁
18:14 Bert’s octopus joke is wild 💀💀
I love how excited Bert gets for non existent plans
Bert: "I usually don't have my first drink until midnight."
Us, who've seen him cream his speedo over a Bud Light Hard Soda at 10 AM: Doubt it.
I mean technically... midnight is before 10am. 🤣🤣🤣
Anytime I feel like a loser I just put on a little Bert to remind me it's not that bad for me
Lol setting the bar low enough to look okay, I see.
He has millions. Still feel better?
When Bert mentions a girl for Theo (2:16:48), and Theo starts warming up his hands, thinking about who he's going to bring, I literally just LOL-ed at the thought that he was warming his girls up.
44:36 Bert talks about why day drinking is bad and then immediately says he drank at 7am the day prior 🤣🤣🤣
LOL right. Only non alcoholics drink at 7 am.
@@CleanHead non alcoholics drink at 7am lol good I feel better about myself
Just because you are successful doesn't mean you can't be an alcoholic in denial. Also he seems sweet. Also I love Theo. I'm glad to see him sober. I quit alcohol but started vaping just like him, but now Theo has stopped vaping.....im gonna take it one step at a time...cant beat myself up.
Good job an even worse habit
@@KingBr33ch Vaping is horrible but not worse than alcohol
Bert: "I couldn't even tell you what Dave Beckett looks like."
Theo: "I can draw him for you- actually I'm not that good at drawing." *looks sad about it*
LMAO that shit had me dying for no reason
Bert focusing on "drinking in a motel" instead of him noticing "drinking for 6 weeks" is pretty funny
Probably the funniest thing he’s ever said. Self awareness level -8000
theo is just one of a kind man .. gang gang bro
It's so wholesome that bert loves horses so much
“God out of jail free” was such an underrated moment and it went right over Bert’s head lol
this was the first moment in the show I looked into the comments! haha I literally spit my drink
Lol you could tell Theo wanted to correct him on Wallen each time 🤣🤣
Bert listing off what everyone’s “god” is but not admitting that his is alcohol was probably the funniest thing he’s ever said. Self awareness level -5000
Denial level over 9000
Denial is more than just a river of Seagram’s
@@yurinoworryoooh Ive never heard that one before!
@@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 honestly, came up with it on the spot, feel free to use it anytime
@@yurinoworry lol as if Id require your permission 😏 jk ill credit you but ill refer to you as Jeff
As an alcoholic, the segment from .40 to . 50 min in hits home . Not looking for attention even tho I’m typing this but if there’s anyone out there it can get better I struggle everyday not to have a drink
Stay strong brother. Gang
Sending thoughts bro. I have three years sober and rarely think about booze at all and I drank like a psychopath for thirty years. Smoke weed and get outside.
What a great time! Bert is the king of interviewing himself lol. If only Theo knew how much his viewers love him.
Appreciating these long pods Theo, thanks for putting in the work. Short ones are always great also!
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Bert is really growing on me and as Theo Von is a gem in a world of pebbles, this should be good.
His laugh is just so annoying it’s unbelievable he goes full laughing face in milliseconds like it’s so forced
Bert is like milk, good at the beginning of the week.
@@quethemusiq4203 its a likeable laugh and he knows it so he overdoes it
@@grahamsalkeld358 it’s not likeable it makes me open my eyes like I just heard someone say they hate black people
@@quethemusiq4203 you tweakin
This was one of the best podcasts i have ever watched.. I want to see their hypothetical situations playout.. we need Morgan Wallen to gift Theo with about 20 tickets
Bert: "The way I drink at airports is the way horses run" - That is brilliant - 30:33
I loved this 2.5 hour hour Bert monologue. Bart tells that Adam Sandler story like he doesn't continue to do the same thing in all of his podcasts. Its amazing to see him think he's reflecting, but still be so far away from self awareness.
You are trippin, why hate for nothing?
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@@gixch i don’t think he was hating exactly haha maybe he was
@@myles_x3232 I feel like it’s hating if you take time out your day to talk about the flaws of other people