This is why I keep my mouth shut about it. Haha. I held my wife's foot against my chest for about 5 hours and watched the whole thing unfold. Y'all women are on a whole different level. God bless you.
That's just contactions. Not feeling you skin tear millimeter by millimeter. That's not 9 months of weight, back aches, braxton hicks, skin streching/tearing, and out of control hormones.
🤣🤣 I don’t know which is more hilarious, the “excruciating pain he’s experiencing” or the sheer joy and jubilation she’s feeling while providing this wonderful experience for him😂
As the mother of 5 watching this and sadisticly laughing right along with this beautiful young lady. My husband made a hasty retreat. Far far away from where all the very sharp knives are! There are times my husband is very wise. However, he forgets that I know where he sleeps.
then you are fucked in the head if inflicting forced pain on someone makes you happy. Labor isnt something that men forced on you its natural grow up and take the pain like it was biologicaly intended!
Oh wow, he got off easy. There was no back labor, no nausea, no pressure, or ripping down below, no one's fingers up inside him during a contraction and all this for at least 8 hours. Yup, he got off easy.
@@suzanneszlag6551 I got into the hospital already 9 1/2 centimeters dilated. I begged for an epidural so finally they were willing to give me one but the anesthesiologist couldn't find my vein. So here I was in extreme labour pain and at the same time having my veins painfully jabbed and probed by a sharp needle and the anesthesiologist screamed at me to hold still. LOL
these labor pain simulator doesn't even give the full definition of labor and delivery of a child. it just sent pain shocks on the outer. women feel that times 10 from the inside and out for long periods of time.
The closest legitimate comparison a man can experience is really bad kidney stones. It's generally accepted that kidney stones at their worst cause a similar level of pain as birthing contractions. Of course, kidney stones only last maybe 15 minutes before they pass. Childbirth can take HOURS or even DAYS. So it's not a perfect comparison, but probably the closest a man will ever get.
Good sport!! When I had my one son, believe you me, being to told I was a good sport after going through all that pain would've made me want to punch someone in the face for sure! Hahaha! That man needed to experience how painful it was and STILL he didn't understand!!!
When my youngest son was a junior in High School, they had a birthing video. He came home and told me he would never make his wife do that. It took until I was 70 to get my first grandchild. He was 39. He's nuts about his son and his wife. You'd think he was the first husband and father in the world.
@the Emperor of man Oh yeah! he is one of those guys who believe in something and come hell or high water he'll keep at it till he gets it done. And when that little boy got here, he shaved his beard off, stopped the overtime at work so he could spend more time with his family. I'm just a little proud him.
Yup. Nevermind that my daughter was trying her best to push my spine right out of my skin while I'm trying to push her out of a walnut size hole! It's all good. She's 36 now and wonderful.
Wow! I had 13 hours of labour, dr shoved hands inside me two different times to turn baby. Excruciating! Then ambulance ride through Rockies holding back pushing. Hour 14 in emergency they used suction cup, three forceps, and edema out of control hard to push so much pain. I am heavy breathing only morning all through. Episiotomy right big one! Then final push I grunted and groaned really loud.. my husband then told me to not “ be so loud@!! Really?! She came out next push!
After 3 natural births, I can say...the contractions are nothing compared to the ring of fire when baby's head is coming hahahaha. I wish there was a simulator for that! This is just a small appetizer before the main course of real pain LOL
I had my 3 boys vaginal birth, but I got an epidural at around 6/7 cm dilated . For my last child(my daughter) I opted out of the epidural. The contractions at the end were so long and painful. The nurse did so good trying to mentally prepare me for what was coming. The moment my water broke, she grabbed my arm and looked me in the eye with a serious look. She said, "Get ready for the real deal. Oh god!! That pain was nothing compared to the contractions . My grandmother had 12 kids!!!! Like how can people go thru that pain multiple times!!
And then push out a human being, the afterbirth, get stiches, and immediately have that human being that has ripped you apart start nursing until you bleed 👍
When I was having my first my sister whispered to my mother and said when will she feel the ring of fire. I looked at her while I was pushing and said WHAT? WHAT THE HELLS THAT? Then I felt it! Haha, they can't make a simulator for that!
He got off lucky. Don't forget the tearing as you push. Or the nausea at the beginning of the pregnancy. Backaches, the list goes on! And the removal of the placenta if they can't pull it out with the cord Good luck with that! Cause I heard its worse than the childbirth.
They don't pull it out you have more contractions to give birth to the after birth. If that doesn't work then you have an injection to give you contractons. If it was pulled out they could pull out the entire womb with the cord and Placenta. Either way you could bleed to death or be near to death. Last resort would be surgery to remove the Placenta.
@blueBeanieboos TV Dude stop getting so offended over people laughing at a silly experiment that this guy voluntarily went through. In other words, stop being a snowflake. You're making the rest of us men look bad
Her laughter was so infectious and made the video. I liked her little remark at the start "oh, we don't have a safe word". I'm still laughing 24-hrs later.
@@IceFish. yes but if you want your family there you dont want a c section especially if you end up only having the one. And he ends up an emergency c section after failure to progress in labor after 36 hours.
@@Unit-01-Pilot nope. my only point is that men were kinda programmed NOT to do anything that has more minus than plus. i just thought that men would avoid getting pregnant because they know it hurts and would waste a lot of their time. i actually dont understand your point. lol. srsly. what was your point? also, i ddnt mention that boys will be girls and girls will be boys. what are you talking about jobs that only men can do. lol. youre context is just everywhere, if you do have one.
@@00syaoran god made mens this way , not to gave birth and womens to give birth and only god knows the logic and why? mens and womens are like this in overall i think that female body its made to give birth and male body to do hard works (holding heavy things ect.)
My husband, upon the birth of our first, said "You don't ever have to do that again if you don't want to!" It was a 29 hour labor and my daughter's posterior position, combined with Pitocin, made it very intense. I'm 27 weeks along with our second and trying hypnobirthing for this one! Feeling optimistic about it. If anyone here is pregnant, wishing you a fabulous labor with minimal discomfort! 💕
posterior and pitocin for my first too. which ended in a emergency c section, it was horrendous. i hope your second was everything you wished it would.
Laughed so hard I have tears running down my face !! Gave birth to a 9lb boy after 24+hours worth of induced "labor". Midwife tried to call the "discomfort" I experienced "birthing energy". Ha! Ha! Years later, having no insurance, I passed a kidney stone on my own after 2 weeks of extensive "discomfort". The day it finally passed I hurt so bad it felt like I was in the last stages of Labor. Holding my son in the Delivery Room was one of the best moments in my life ! Holding the kidney stone ? Not so much. This was great !!
@@vulkandude00 can you prove that statement? With a peer reviewed journal? Because as far as I'm aware, it is VERY difficult to actually measure pain on a scientific legitimate scale because pain tolerance varies from person to person. One person could get a fishing hook stuck in their hand and think nothing of it while another person would be hysterical. There is no way to measure pain accurately, all there is to base it on is the individuals personal reflection on their experience.
Now imagine that pain for hours (40 hours in total in my case and 12 of active labor) and an asshole (dr) telling you "stop screaming, it's not a big deal. Every man should experience that.
This lady had me laughing with her funny antics throughout the entire time her husband had experienced the pain of labor. The sheer joyful expressions on her face as she went up each level of the simulator, and he was screaming in agony. Hats off to the person who designed this simulator machine so men could experience the agony of painful contractions during labor, brilliant.
@@cheriesmith5140 Exactly! Some of them don't even realize that we are actually giving labor whilst having one foot in the grave already. Even though its natural, it can kill you. If you go back in history when medicine was not as advance as today, most women died during childbirth.
Val C So true. I had an undiagnosed disease which caused me to gain 50 lbs of fluid after delivery. If they had diagnosed me before labor, I would’ve been treated as a high risk pregnancy with a high risk OB/GYN.
Rox on behalf of all the women all over the world- thank you. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🧸 I laughed so hard I at my desk in the office I nearly banged my head on my desk.
@@johnharkin7867 Because women endure the pain for hours, some times days - and most of us do it more than once - usually without much appreciation or understanding from the dads.
@@madisonnn683 I would never regret my babies I could willingly strangle some of them (they are all adults now just act like kids lol) and I so miss my 11 grandbabies so much it actually hurts
This had me rolling. I love it when men ask why we are uncomfortable. This was so great. I did it three times natural, my daughter twice. Labor is not painless, because parenthood is nothing but.
If they only knew how it felt to be torn and then sewed a new ahole. Yup that was me. So when I had to s**t before I left the hospital, I wanted to die.
@@nicolekim495 I am SO sorry! I have heard horror stories about that. I've had 4 and only tore with first and last. Last was the worst because he was sunnyside up. Had over 30 stitches😫
@Sara Heimbigner Wow!!! 30 stitches. At he end of it all, it truly is amazing what the female body can handle. My son will be 11 and let's just say number 2 is still an issue. Oh, but the funny thing is, my doctor mentioned "well if I sewed it too small I can cut it and fix it" hahahahaha really?!?!? Cut my a** again. Was he a man?!?!? Yes, yes he was. Lol
@@denisestamborg9575 'Lina Marcela Medina de Jurado is a Peruvian woman who became the youngest confirmed mother in history, giving birth at age five years, seven months, and 21 days'. (Google search, and yes dependant on the decade, females had little to no choice) Yes I would scare children so they hopefully wait until they are adults (you know, when they should understand things better and can make proper decisions) and it also may give males more respect for females once they become adults, but as I always say, this IS just my opinion, 👍😀 Hoping you have a safe and wonderful week, 😀😊😀
@@moward2364 you can learn your kids to behave without scare them, if you as a parent can't do that, then you should wait to have kids to you solve the code to parenting your kids without fear.
I know it's totally wrong but I'm a man sitting here laughing my ass off with that lady's hysterical response I have no idea how I got here but I'm glad I did
I know -- I've watched this before and the first time I watched it, I wasn't aware of their channel, didn't know who they were at all, and laughed so hard at Rox I literally almost wet my pants. On the initial form at the dr's office when I first found out I was pregnant it asked: do you want drugs or not -- I circled drugs/yes about six times and lots of !!! marks -- but the thing is, they can't give you the drugs until you're more than half-way through the process -- and they sit there and say: breathe, breathe -- good, good -- ugh !! Parents who want grandchildren lie routinely to their daughters or son's partners and say: oh, you forget the pain as soon as they put that baby in your arms -- it's not that bad -- lies, all lies -- my son, my only child, is 29 and I remember every bit of it -- ha -- Cheers
@@DC-zi6se why dont you go and try it then? Ask your momma how long does it takes to give birth to you and face the simulator the same as she gave birth to you.
My biology teacher once said to us (only 5 girls in class) something along this line " when my first child was born that was interesting, when my second child was born i still was there but the only thing that was interesting was my wife roommate ( the other lady in labor in the room) she was cursing at her husband soo much that I'm still laughing at that. And when my third child was born i was so bored i don't know why i was even there".... And we all stare at him like his a monster. And don't get me wrong he's amazing teacher and amazing father and generally a really good person but oh gosh at that moment we all wanted to beat him up 😤 For him it was ' no big deal'
Actually I think that may depend on how long they wait before they take you to surgery for appendicitis. If it's diagnosed and removed quickly it's not that bad. For my sis-in-law it was not a big deal. She had four kids and said it hurt pretty badly and related it to the hurt of being in the middle of labor, like halfway. But I also have another person I know who had two kids, also had appendicitis. They couldn't figure out what was wrong with her. The pain got so intense that she just laid their sobbing and they were giving her some heavy pain killer that wouldn't even take the edge off. And she swore to me it hurt as bad as heavy labor and they left her like that for hours before they finally took her to surgery.
I had all back labour!! So, Pain all on my lower back!! Rox you should've put a sensor on his lower back! Great vid though!! What A Champ to Take All that Pain!!💖
My 4th daughter I was back labor with a cerclage in place (I have herniated discs when not pregnant in the lower back), my ex was not worried about my pain and worry that I was delivering at 25 weeks, just that he was hungry and tired. Granted I might just have broken his arm had he tried to touch me. I couldn't move from sitting Indian style (after birthing 3 other children, active labor with 2 of them)I feel for women who have back labor from pregnancy #1
I've had 2 babies naturally, and this was still crazy! 😂 He seemed like he was in transition after the first few levels. 😂😂 I was worried the dude was going to give himself a heart attack. Is there a simulation for ring of fire?? Now make him deliver the placenta. 😂
Without absolutely no possibility to willingly opt out for atleast some stages (aslong as there is no damage to muscle tissue). To know there is no other way around and having to fear whatever may come, just like in real labor, makes it much harder to endure it. The doctors are the only ones with the authority to decide, if a C-section is necessary.
@greg , here we go, I can think of plenty of women who have put themselves in harm's way for their country, in closing myself. Also for their family's and their children. Also plenty of women who have put their lives on the line just having children and would die for their children if need be and have!
@@SGXDA if you’re not a dumbass and don’t tease women for being in pain during labor then you shouldn’t have the need to. Meaning this doesn’t apply to you
@@gigiw.7650 After delivery I was bleeding to death. Luckily they made me drink 7up as it caused me to vomit and I filled the bed with blood clots the size of grapefruit I was told. I had two woman on top of the gurney with me...one pushing blood and the other trying to massage my uterus. We went flying down a long hall into the surgery room. I was happy the second baby was c-section which was great . She was 10 lbs 11 oz.
Y’all are toxic as HELL. Men be supportive during labor. Butt y’all just always hate on them. Go get kicked in the balls over and over and over for hours and see how you’ll feel.
And to think this video was less than 10 minutes!!! I bet rox wished her labor only last 10 mins start to finish. Had me in hysterics!!! Love, From Florida Xoxxo
What hurts more: getting kicked in the testicles or giving birth? Getting kicked in the balls. A Caveat here is not just getting a quick boot- I'm talking about an unsuspected full force wound up swing kick that hits you square in the balls and mashes them up against your groin due to the impact. Childbirth is obviously enormously painful- but believe it or not, the female body has systems in place to lessen the pain substantially (even though it may not seem so) and in addition, many other systems of reward and relief during and ofcourse after the process. These help insure that the woman will likely view her experience as intense but overall positive so that she will be willing(hopefully) to have more and keep the species alive. I've been around pregnant women all my life- from many many different walks of life. Some ofcourse handle it better than others; but save for one of super dramatic and dangerous cases- the process of labour allows for periods of respite. During these periods the brain and body are flooded with endorphins and oxytocin which cause relaxation and a sense of wellbeing and positivity(subjective for a minority? but the relaxation and calming effects are more or less universal). This again is not to say that the experience is not or can not be excruciating. Inflicting trauma on a mans testicles literally has no purpose or mechanism of recovery/mitigation built into the process. The testicles have been evolutionarily selected to demand the utmost and highest level of protection from the individual in all cases. If this were not so- it stands to reason reproduction would be far less reliable and consistent. This leads to an outcome where those ancestors of ours who were not compelled through threat of overwhelmingly intense, blinding agony- likely would have sustained damage in the harsh environment of our past- thus being far less likely to be capable of passing on that “non-testicle protective" genetic expression. Now for a small bit of anecdotal information. I've done martial arts since I was about 4 years old (27 now). First, traditional Karate in the discipline of Shotokahn, then in my mid teens, Muay Thai, BJJ, Judo, Ninjitsu, Queensbury Boxing and others. Apart from being super fun and exciting, a great way of learning humility and discipline- the arts obviously come with their adversities. An obvious one being pain of combat. Now weve all had bruises, most of us have taken a shot to the mouth, the ribs, blocked with their forearms and seen them all smashed up- checked a few kicks etc. etc. A good number of folks have been in serious combat and know how painful it can be when you dont block that teep kick coming at your chin fast enough. Some (myself included) have gotten their butts absolutely whooped by multiple people at once and woken up 25 minutes later wondering where your left shoe is. Now--- My point here is simply this: I have seen people and been kicked directly square in the plums on many occasions. Let me swear this too you before the Lord in heaven- There is no single pain worse, more intense, or more disabling then the first 15-45 seconds after taking a precise and intentional shot to your acorns. I have seen men that were literally missing fingers from a past full of mafia ties and dirty deeds- get cranked in the candies and literally fold like a 2003 Motorola Razr, only to wake up a few minutes later in a pool of their own vomit- unable to see, speak or conduct any fine motor movements for the next hour. These same guys, a few I spoke too after all was said and done- he was given a bottle of vodka and helped to the nearest decent place to sit and of course asked “How are you feeling, was it really that bad?”. Ofcourse I would get a look of pure confusion- but the answer was always the same. “Nothings worse”.
Oh my god, this gave me life today! You are both hilarious. Well done for making it to eight whole minutes, mate - my labour was THIRTY-FIVE HOURS long, so be thankful your lovely wife never made you match THAT!
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This is why I keep my mouth shut about it. Haha. I held my wife's foot against my chest for about 5 hours and watched the whole thing unfold. Y'all women are on a whole different level. God bless you.
Awww, thank you so much for saying that 💖 you're a man of honor 💖💖
@@Stardust_4300 I'm going to tell her you said that. Lol
Aww! Thats very sweet! Too bad all men arent the same. 👏💜
Thank you.
This comment made my day. Thank you 😊
That's just contactions. Not feeling you skin tear millimeter by millimeter. That's not 9 months of weight, back aches, braxton hicks, skin streching/tearing, and out of control hormones.
That's right
And don't forget about how can become hard top sleep well
Stitches after episiotomy are uncomfortable too ...
@@amyangell2378 yeah😭
Tell em again!
🤣🤣 I don’t know which is more hilarious, the “excruciating pain he’s experiencing” or the sheer joy and jubilation she’s feeling while providing this wonderful experience for him😂
Her laugh and touch of sadism is glorious ! made me laugh !
Funny but the pain isn't coming from inside
Me too! I just laughed & laughed 😅
You called this wonderful experience. Slackers like you should be locked down .
As the mother of 5 watching this and sadisticly laughing right along with this beautiful young lady. My husband made a hasty retreat. Far far away from where all the very sharp knives are! There are times my husband is very wise. However, he forgets that I know where he sleeps.
As a 16 year old male I tend to forget to respect my mother for all the stuff she did for me. Hats off to all the moms bro
Sweetheart ❤bless your mom ❤
KUDOHS to you young man…….
The pure joy on Rox's face is what makes this video GREAT!!!
My comment was going to be, she was having WAAAAAYYYYY too much fun! But I loved watching her. LOL
This should be mandatory for all teens... as a form of birth control!!
Mary Kathleen Sapp hahahahaha hell yes!
Good idea!!!!
YEESSS!!!
It might deter for a little while. Who knows though
Best idea ever.
OK, so that was an 8 minute labor. Now imagine this for hours.
serchingthetruth Yes !! 😉. Brilliant idea 💡
serchingthetruth - I throw up when I go into labor. They should include that too.
Or 22 hours like i had pfff
serchingthetruth D-A-Y-S
Or days!
Every Dad needs to go through this....lol. I love it!
It should be mandatory.
This was one of THE BEST labor simulators for guys! Most can't make it through 3 to 4 centimeters! The laughter from the wife....PRICELESS!
This satisfies so many mothers when watched . I loved it .👍💛
then you are fucked in the head if inflicting forced pain on someone makes you happy. Labor isnt something that men forced on you its natural grow up and take the pain like it was biologicaly intended!
You bet🤣👍
Sure does lmfao...every man who says being in labor and delivering is easy should try this 😂...loved it!
True !! Lmao 😉🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
@@lukapolak1914 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh wow, he got off easy. There was no back labor, no nausea, no pressure, or ripping down below, no one's fingers up inside him during a contraction and all this for at least 8 hours. Yup, he got off easy.
Exactly. And for first time moms their labours can even last up to 19 hours
@@suzanneszlag6551 I got into the hospital already 9 1/2 centimeters dilated. I begged for an epidural so finally they were willing to give me one but the anesthesiologist couldn't find my vein. So here I was in extreme labour pain and at the same time having my veins painfully jabbed and probed by a sharp needle and the anesthesiologist screamed at me to hold still. LOL
@@inabottleproductions he cannot. the stimulator doesnt even begin to come close.
@@felinequeen9243, I can tell you're not from the U.S. There is no way you would've gotten an epidural at that stage, no matter how much you begged.
@@redherringbone Well you are obviously not in the same US as I am. LOL
She’s enjoying this way too much… and I couldn’t stop laughing, more at her enjoyment than his torture 😂🤣
these labor pain simulator doesn't even give the full definition of labor and delivery of a child. it just sent pain shocks on the outer. women feel that times 10 from the inside and out for long periods of time.
Right, while your insides are ripping inside out as the head (NOT THE BODY YET) is coming out
And yet y'all keep popping them out...I don't even desire to have kid's fuck that...
@Ramsn Sora kill who? What are you talking about
The closest legitimate comparison a man can experience is really bad kidney stones. It's generally accepted that kidney stones at their worst cause a similar level of pain as birthing contractions. Of course, kidney stones only last maybe 15 minutes before they pass. Childbirth can take HOURS or even DAYS. So it's not a perfect comparison, but probably the closest a man will ever get.
@@ashurean I have never experienced kidney stones and so I will not debate that but I did hear that they can be very painful
As a mother of 3, I found this very satisfying.. He's a good sport for going through it, though.. Even if it was for just 10 minutes..
Good sport!! When I had my one son, believe you me, being to told I was a good sport after going through all that pain would've made me want to punch someone in the face for sure! Hahaha!
That man needed to experience how painful it was and STILL he didn't understand!!!
@@odeanlawrence1834 😂😂😂
Girl never forgets that we are rocks!!! 3 kids, honey you're a hero. I hope you all are healthy and happy
THAT'S IT??! He acted like it was hours! Punk ass 😣😉😉
@@tiffanyspencer9685 so you acted to same it doesnt make him ant less of a man.
My husband just said he’s being a wuss. Time for me to get one of those machines lol
Turn it on the highest level 🤣when he is sleeping.
Please film it!
My male family members think it's like getting kicked in the balls. I need one of these.
Never mind the TENS machine, let him wear a fake pregnant belly for a whole day.
@@moshe2495 Bro he would die.
"Who built this machine?" Imagine the machine being naturally built into your body dude. While people without it tell you what to do with it.
When my youngest son was a junior in High School, they had a birthing video. He came home and told me he would never make his wife do that. It took until I was 70 to get my first grandchild. He was 39. He's nuts about his son and his wife. You'd think he was the first husband and father in the world.
Lmaoo but that’s actually cute
@the Emperor of man Oh yeah, that video made a real impression.
@the Emperor of man Oh yeah! he is one of those guys who believe in something and come hell or high water he'll keep at it till he gets it done. And when that little boy got here, he shaved his beard off, stopped the overtime at work so he could spend more time with his family. I'm just a little proud him.
That's the sweetest thing
I wonder if he got a vasectomy? That is one of the surest ways not to put your wife through labor.
Rox you missed a prank there, you should have told him it didnt film so he had to do it again. HAHA
jmwood85jw oh jeez
💀
Pure evil
That would be just right. He wanted a 3rd child while she was in pain and continuously tried to convince her there needed to be 3.
Oooh bad girl...I like😉
I would have loved to had this done to my doctor who kept telling me to "STOP SCREAMING".
I did ask him if he wanted to trade places.
Yup. Nevermind that my daughter was trying her best to push my spine right out of my skin while I'm trying to push her out of a walnut size hole!
It's all good. She's 36 now and wonderful.
Smalltown USA hahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Same. My doctor, Who was A female… was also trying to get me to stop screaming. 🙄🙄Like all right how about you give birth instead
Wow!
I had 13 hours of labour, dr shoved hands inside me two different times to turn baby. Excruciating! Then ambulance ride through Rockies holding back pushing. Hour 14 in emergency they used suction cup, three forceps, and edema out of control hard to push so much pain.
I am heavy breathing only morning all through. Episiotomy right big one!
Then final push I grunted and groaned really loud.. my husband then told me to not “ be so loud@!! Really?!
She came out next push!
Nice
After 3 natural births, I can say...the contractions are nothing compared to the ring of fire when baby's head is coming hahahaha. I wish there was a simulator for that! This is just a small appetizer before the main course of real pain LOL
I had my 3 boys vaginal birth, but I got an epidural at around 6/7 cm dilated . For my last child(my daughter) I opted out of the epidural. The contractions at the end were so long and painful. The nurse did so good trying to mentally prepare me for what was coming. The moment my water broke, she grabbed my arm and looked me in the eye with a serious look. She said, "Get ready for the real deal. Oh god!! That pain was nothing compared to the contractions . My grandmother had 12 kids!!!! Like how can people go thru that pain multiple times!!
@@nadiaamador8457 Right? Women are so tough! The nurse's words to you were terrifying! Lol
Omg I had 2 no epidural and that ring felt like my asshole would fall out
@@mirandaroney3751 🤣🤣
That ring of fire especially if you tear 🔥🤢
To make it more realistic you should have kept it going for 16+ hours 😉😂😂
And then push out a human being, the afterbirth, get stiches, and immediately have that human being that has ripped you apart start nursing until you bleed 👍
Mwahahahaaaa omg yes
Janell Martin ok calm down nobody cares
Janell Martin omg yes!!!
@@willsherlock01 well we can tell you a bloke. Prick 🙄🙄😴
Him: Aaaaaaaaaaaah!!
Her: Haaaaaaaaaaaa!!
Lol
😂😂😂
Usually it’s the other way around 😂😂😂😂😂
He doesn't get to feel the burning ring of fire as the baby sloooowly rips its way into the world. 😳
With out the epidural thats exactly how it feels.
When I was having my first my sister whispered to my mother and said when will she feel the ring of fire. I looked at her while I was pushing and said WHAT? WHAT THE HELLS THAT? Then I felt it! Haha, they can't make a simulator for that!
Didn’t Johnny Cash sing a song about falling into a burning ring of fire? 😳
Exactly.. i had 2 normal deliveries and soon on my 3rd.. but I really anticipte that part sunce it meant its almost over...
O yeah..
I never knew pain could be so funny. I absolutely loved this. Hilarious
He got off lucky. Don't forget the tearing as you push. Or the nausea at the beginning of the pregnancy. Backaches, the list goes on! And the removal of the placenta if they can't pull it out with the cord
Good luck with that! Cause I heard its worse than the childbirth.
The list doesn't end.
Imagine , now add physical ang emotional abuse from the partner...
Ok
They don't pull it out you have more contractions to give birth to the after birth. If that doesn't work then you have an injection to give you contractons. If it was pulled out they could pull out the entire womb with the cord and Placenta. Either way you could bleed to death or be near to death. Last resort would be surgery to remove the Placenta.
Yeah my sister had that they have to push full force on your stomach to push it out 🤦♂️ rt after u give birth
OMG, Rox was having a blast. Too damn funny. He's a good sport.
He was about to call the baby a "little f-" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I think mothers everywhere would love to put men through this 😂😂
@blueBeanieboos TV Dude stop getting so offended over people laughing at a silly experiment that this guy voluntarily went through. In other words, stop being a snowflake. You're making the rest of us men look bad
@blueBeanieboos TV I'm feminine. 😌
@blueBeanieboos TV I qlwould so try this
@blueBeanieboos TV are u an incel ?
Hell yes!
Aren’t these two just about the cutest thing you’ve ever seen? I think she’s having way too much fun. He’s a great sport about it.
The absolute JOY on Rox's face just makes it for me.
When you’ve been waiting for this video from the start 😂
Her laughter was so infectious and made the video. I liked her little remark at the start "oh, we don't have a safe word". I'm still laughing 24-hrs later.
The sheer joy that Roxanne is showing is epic!
You should also remind him about that fact there can be Tearing.
And the back labor and c section after 36 hours of labor!
@Smileyrie James
Yup, Yup, and YES!
@@melissagreene4174 you can ask at anytime to have a ceserean i was told by the doctors after the missus had 24 hours worth of torture
@@IceFish. yes but if you want your family there you dont want a c section especially if you end up only having the one. And he ends up an emergency c section after failure to progress in labor after 36 hours.
And watching them sew you back up…
if guys were the one to give birth, i believe humanity have ended right from the start. 😂
@@Unit-01-Pilot nope. my only point is that men were kinda programmed NOT to do anything that has more minus than plus. i just thought that men would avoid getting pregnant because they know it hurts and would waste a lot of their time. i actually dont understand your point. lol. srsly. what was your point?
also, i ddnt mention that boys will be girls and girls will be boys. what are you talking about jobs that only men can do. lol. youre context is just everywhere, if you do have one.
@@00syaoran god made mens this way , not to gave birth and womens to give birth and only god knows the logic and why? mens and womens are like this in overall i think that female body its made to give birth and male body to do hard works (holding heavy things ect.)
@@Unit-01-Pilot and that is why i used the word "if". if you didnt get the joke, stop commenting nonsense.
@@00syaoran commenting nonsense in a nonsense and cringey joke
@@Unit-01-Pilot lol..why would you write a long comment on something you think is nonsense? are you stupid? yep. you are.
My husband, upon the birth of our first, said "You don't ever have to do that again if you don't want to!" It was a 29 hour labor and my daughter's posterior position, combined with Pitocin, made it very intense. I'm 27 weeks along with our second and trying hypnobirthing for this one! Feeling optimistic about it. If anyone here is pregnant, wishing you a fabulous labor with minimal discomfort! 💕
My my! Hope everything went alright ♥️
posterior and pitocin for my first too. which ended in a emergency c section, it was horrendous. i hope your second was everything you wished it would.
How was the second one with hypnobirthing ?
Congrats! I wish you and your family health and happiness. ❤️
How was it?
Laughed so hard I have tears running down my face !! Gave birth to a 9lb boy after 24+hours worth of induced "labor". Midwife tried to call the "discomfort" I experienced "birthing energy". Ha! Ha! Years later, having no insurance, I passed a kidney stone on my own after 2 weeks of extensive "discomfort". The day it finally passed I hurt so bad it felt like I was in the last stages of Labor. Holding my son in the Delivery Room was one of the best moments in my life ! Holding the kidney stone ? Not so much. This was great !!
I absolutely love how all women in the comment section want to do this to their partner. 😂😂😂😂😂😭💀
Exactly...... 😆😆😆😆
👍😂
I wanna experience this.
I'm glad I'm single.
S
And that's without the amount of pain and pressure you feel on ya lady bits Mark!! Respect the mother of our children everyone!!
Getting kicked in the balls is worse🤷🏻♂️
@@LC2K00 that is the most stupid statement ever spoken.
@@shaynehooper8565 RESEARCH BABYYYY
Shayne Hooper it is true, obviously it doesnt last that long
@@vulkandude00 can you prove that statement? With a peer reviewed journal? Because as far as I'm aware, it is VERY difficult to actually measure pain on a scientific legitimate scale because pain tolerance varies from person to person. One person could get a fishing hook stuck in their hand and think nothing of it while another person would be hysterical. There is no way to measure pain accurately, all there is to base it on is the individuals personal reflection on their experience.
The pure joy she is getting out of him experiencing this just about killed me!!!😂🤣
Yeah she missed her calling as a dominatrix
Sadistic?
Same! She's enjoying every minute of this! It's great! 😂😂😂😂😂
💝💝💝💝
Can I just say that Mark is the only man on TH-cam who has felt any of the pain, as in for one hour, without giving up.
He only did 8 minutes & he was ruined!
Now imagine that pain for hours (40 hours in total in my case and 12 of active labor) and an asshole (dr) telling you "stop screaming, it's not a big deal. Every man should experience that.
And you should have put that Doctor out and requested a new one! 🙅🏽♀️
Or 72 hrs total with 12 hrs active labor. Imagine my surprise when my baby weighed 5 lbs and 12 ounces. All that pain for such a tiny baby.
@@asafaust8869 Oh no! Mine was 9 lbs... at least she was big. Sorry mama.
I don’t think every man should have to experience this, it’s a bit harsh
Oh no. I had a nurse tell me to stop screaming. That is the worst thing to tell a mom in the middle of active labor.
Her laugh is absolutely contagious! I actually laughed out loud. She is a riot
I laughed so hard I cried!!!
I was laughing with her too 😆
😂me too
I wonder what the reaction would be if a man laughed at woman's pain.
@@goPJgoPJ happens daily we just deal with it
I think they have a wonderful relationship, especially him for doing it in such a good spirit. Her laugh beats everything! 🤣🤣🤣
This lady had me laughing with her funny antics throughout the entire time her husband had experienced the pain of labor. The sheer joyful expressions on her face as she went up each level of the simulator, and he was screaming in agony.
Hats off to the person who designed this simulator machine so men could experience the agony of painful contractions during labor, brilliant.
Thank you for this! Best thing I've seen in months. I'm not sure if it's her laughing or his genuine expressions.... But it's awesome.
I love this woman🤣🤣🤣
She's having way too much fun torturing him lol lol 🤣
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤
So funny 😐
Wait what? You enjoy watching people get tortured?
What a bitch
@@Michellok786 You are right LOL 😂
This videos so funny 😑
Rox, had me crying tears, because her laughing at her husband. I bet he won't say, "let's have another baby!", 😂
I don't understand how anybody can laugh.... he is really in the pain. He really suffers.....
I couldn't do this to another human being . Labour is no joke . I still remember the pain after 24 yrs. I'll never forget it
Me too. I don't like to hurt others or seeing others hurt 🥺
Same
FINALLY Someone with at least 3 braincells
How many people you you'll never remember the pain? I know a bunch of liars. I wish I could forget the pain.
I'm wondering did he still want another baby. 😂
Antonija Smokrović I know same
I love how Rox is just laughing as her husband Is in excruciating pain
Hey my husband laughed at me! Until the nurse made him leave and he could get a grip on himself.
He wasn’t laughing when Rox was screaming in pain
She was also dancing!
I wouldn't wanna date this woman though lol
That's how every wife is 😂
I was in labor for 21 hours...I just wish more men would try this and stop making fun of us and our so called squeamishness! LOL
Right or undermining it because natural... lol
@@cheriesmith5140 Exactly! Some of them don't even realize that we are actually giving labor whilst having one foot in the grave already. Even though its natural, it can kill you. If you go back in history when medicine was not as advance as today, most women died during childbirth.
@Melyssa Byrne Yes girl!!! We are strong beautiful and brave!!!
Val C So true. I had an undiagnosed disease which caused me to gain 50 lbs of fluid after delivery. If they had diagnosed me before labor, I would’ve been treated as a high risk pregnancy with a high risk OB/GYN.
You are putting all men in the same boat. We're not all alike. When my sister was in hard labor I hated it. I don't wish that pain on anyone.
This is why i commend and treat pregnant women with the utmost respect and kindness could never do this 😩🤚🏾
Sounds like Chewbacca on the loo after a good curry.. Quality content guys :)
jomanLo That’s hilarious and so true! 😂😂😂
I sounded like that too when I was in labour lol
lol
😂😂😂
Hahahha lol
5:55 Mark - "CAN YOU SEE THE HEAD YET?" actually crying with laughter over here. Brilliant.
nxt he shud try the ,,BIRTHING simulator,,,after 16 hours of contractions,,,,maybe ,just maybe he,ll keep it inside his pants,,lolol,,
There's a birthing simulator too?
Mark: why's my bum vibrating 😂🤣😂🤣... at least rox is enjoying herself 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Does he still want more kids?! 😂😂😂😂😂
I LOVE YOU ROX AND MARK ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️you don't even understand I have watched every one of your videos I love you
bethdavies_xox same
Bethdavis_ xox same
My god I spit my coffee out! I had 2 lovely children and when my husband asked for another, I said do it yourself! I wish he could use this machine
Hahahahaahhaha...
Hilarious....do or yourself.....ha ha ha....
Lol
Her: "ArE yOu ExCiTeD tO sEe YoUr BaBy? :D :D"
Him: "YEAH I CANT WAIT TO SEE THE LITTLE F- AaaaaAAAAAAAHH!"
😂😂😂😂
LMAO
🤣🤣🤣🤣
The absolute best video in the history of TH-cam! It was music and laughter to my ears
I love her response throughout this. To all the guys out there remember what women go through. Call your mom and thank her.
Rox on behalf of all the women all over the world- thank you. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🧸 I laughed so hard I at my desk in the office I nearly banged my head on my desk.
I’m at work and my coworkers came into the office to find out why I was dying laughing!
well then why isn’t it funny when women are going through labour.
@@johnharkin7867 Because women endure the pain for hours, some times days - and most of us do it more than once - usually without much appreciation or understanding from the dads.
@@johnharkin7867 because actual childbirth is extremely serious and harmful to your body and can even end deadly.
Why do you find pleasure in other people's pain? What is the matter with you?
In giving birth the worst part is you cant even smile you just want to punch your husband.
Haha I've had 7 kids my husband never made it to the delivery room hes scared of blood
Paula Wilkinson damn 7 kids 🥴🙃🙃
Yeah had no central heating back then so it was the only way to keep warm
Paula Wilkinson wow that’s crazy!! Go you for having so many kids, I could never! Women are so strong 💪🏻
@@madisonnn683 I would never regret my babies I could willingly strangle some of them (they are all adults now just act like kids lol) and I so miss my 11 grandbabies so much it actually hurts
"Gee dear, I think we have enough kids" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The sheer joy on her face as she presses the button . . . 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This channel deserves so much more credit, absolutely amazing parents and absolutely historical humour! 😂❤️
Lillie-Eve Davies this will indeed go down in history
Lillie-Eve Davies I aggree
I have 4 children and I've never laughed so hard Thank you so much!
I nearly died laughing!! Try this for about 17hrs and see how you feel!! 🤣🤣🤣
@blueBeanieboos TV wow u make beanie boos videos lmao
@blueBeanieboos TV how because she laugh at a prank vid you love belitting people do you
They say the more children you have, the easier it is. Is that true?
@@mshappyapple8663 100%
Brilliant!!!! this was pure joy watching his suffering. Men have no clue LMAO!!!!!!!!
chantal johnstone She should have placed his legs on stirrups and examined his behind so he would have gotten the whole pcture!
@@lulumalulu8751 Bwhahaha so very true lol
She's enjoying it way too much. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This had me rolling. I love it when men ask why we are uncomfortable. This was so great. I did it three times natural, my daughter twice. Labor is not painless, because parenthood is nothing but.
😂😂😂and notice ☝🏽 the electrodes were only on his stomach 😉 and this "birth" was only 9 minutes
😂😂😂😂lmao
SarahsCooterSmiles 😂😂👍🏽
If they only knew how it felt to be torn and then sewed a new ahole. Yup that was me. So when I had to s**t before I left the hospital, I wanted to die.
@@nicolekim495 I am SO sorry! I have heard horror stories about that. I've had 4 and only tore with first and last. Last was the worst because he was sunnyside up. Had over 30 stitches😫
@Sara Heimbigner Wow!!! 30 stitches. At he end of it all, it truly is amazing what the female body can handle. My son will be 11 and let's just say number 2 is still an issue. Oh, but the funny thing is, my doctor mentioned "well if I sewed it too small I can cut it and fix it" hahahahaha really?!?!? Cut my a** again. Was he a man?!?!? Yes, yes he was. Lol
@@nicolekim495 omg😳😳😳
Now put it in schools so boys and girls may think twice, before the 'zippers' go down, 😏
Hoping everyone stays safe and healthy, 😀😊😀
Mo Ward brilliant!
Yeah do that, scare the children so they never will have children.
Denise Stamborg thats a great idea
@@denisestamborg9575 'Lina Marcela Medina de Jurado is a Peruvian woman who became the youngest confirmed mother in history, giving birth at age five years, seven months, and 21 days'. (Google search, and yes dependant on the decade, females had little to no choice)
Yes I would scare children so they hopefully wait until they are adults (you know, when they should understand things better and can make proper decisions) and it also may give males more respect for females once they become adults, but as I always say, this IS just my opinion, 👍😀
Hoping you have a safe and wonderful week, 😀😊😀
@@moward2364 you can learn your kids to behave without scare them, if you as a parent can't do that, then you should wait to have kids to you solve the code to parenting your kids without fear.
He is in for a surprise. 😅😅😂😂😂😂😅😅😂😂 love it
Safe word : EPIDURAL!!🤣😂😂😅🤣
I'M DEAD!!!
After 8 minutes? " I BEAT THE SIMULATOR!!"
yeah, ok buddy..😂😂😂
Ever heard of cutting clips
The satisfaction on her face is priceless. Lmao, men need to try it just so women can get a good laugh.
Youre disgusting.
Oh I totally agree I should do this with my husband. It's halarious
@@Crissy24ful so should your husband laugh if you are giving birth?
@@eliastta437 Ha he did. Then he held my son. It was a wonderful moment. But seriously this video is halarious. My husband thinks so too
Christopher Ertl ikr
I feel conflicted, I had so much fun watching him suffer. Oh God I’m sorry. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..... I'm not sorry. LOL!
Haaaa me tooo
All men go into this saying "easy peasy". Manliness lasts until level 6-ish, anything after that is mortal combat hahahahahahaha
This was hilarious!! I love theire connection. He took it like a champ though! Congrats with your baby doggie😂😂
I know it's totally wrong but I'm a man sitting here laughing my ass off with that lady's hysterical response I have no idea how I got here but I'm glad I did
I don't think you're wrong for laughing. It was funny. Her laughter was contagious.
😂😂
I think these are fake. No way childbirth can be that painful.
I know -- I've watched this before and the first time I watched it, I wasn't aware of their channel, didn't know who they were at all, and laughed so hard at Rox I literally almost wet my pants. On the initial form at the dr's office when I first found out I was pregnant it asked: do you want drugs or not -- I circled drugs/yes about six times and lots of !!! marks -- but the thing is, they can't give you the drugs until you're more than half-way through the process -- and they sit there and say: breathe, breathe -- good, good -- ugh !! Parents who want grandchildren lie routinely to their daughters or son's partners and say: oh, you forget the pain as soon as they put that baby in your arms -- it's not that bad -- lies, all lies -- my son, my only child, is 29 and I remember every bit of it -- ha -- Cheers
@@DC-zi6se why dont you go and try it then? Ask your momma how long does it takes to give birth to you and face the simulator the same as she gave birth to you.
The wife's laughter when he's suffering made me just about wet myself with laughter. Dude you got balls there's no way i would take a bash at that.
I've had 3 children. My husband thinks it's not a big deal, and that his appendectomy was similar. HAHAHAAAA!!
i had one and it sucked but nothing compared to child birth
My biology teacher once said to us (only 5 girls in class) something along this line " when my first child was born that was interesting, when my second child was born i still was there but the only thing that was interesting was my wife roommate ( the other lady in labor in the room) she was cursing at her husband soo much that I'm still laughing at that. And when my third child was born i was so bored i don't know why i was even there".... And we all stare at him like his a monster. And don't get me wrong he's amazing teacher and amazing father and generally a really good person but oh gosh at that moment we all wanted to beat him up 😤 For him it was ' no big deal'
Actually I think that may depend on how long they wait before they take you to surgery for appendicitis. If it's diagnosed and removed quickly it's not that bad. For my sis-in-law it was not a big deal. She had four kids and said it hurt pretty badly and related it to the hurt of being in the middle of labor, like halfway.
But I also have another person I know who had two kids, also had appendicitis. They couldn't figure out what was wrong with her. The pain got so intense that she just laid their sobbing and they were giving her some heavy pain killer that wouldn't even take the edge off. And she swore to me it hurt as bad as heavy labor and they left her like that for hours before they finally took her to surgery.
You’re not even awake for a appendectomy 😂
@@RckrGrl2010 They are talking about the pain a person suffers before they go into surgery.
I have to say, he still didn't get the entire experience....LOL!!!!
If men had to give birth the population would be in severe decline! *dies laughing* This is amazing! 🤣🤣🤣 *YES ROXXXXXX!*
Oh Lord bless all the women.my grandma had 14 kids and mom 3 .all normal delivery. Thank God for women power.salute to all Eve's.
I had all back labour!! So, Pain all on my lower back!! Rox you should've put a sensor on his lower back! Great vid though!! What A Champ to Take All that Pain!!💖
Back labor is aweful
My 4th daughter I was back labor with a cerclage in place (I have herniated discs when not pregnant in the lower back), my ex was not worried about my pain and worry that I was delivering at 25 weeks, just that he was hungry and tired. Granted I might just have broken his arm had he tried to touch me. I couldn't move from sitting Indian style (after birthing 3 other children, active labor with 2 of them)I feel for women who have back labor from pregnancy #1
I hear ya! Then they say lay on your back with the monitor on and I said know where you can put that? 😅😅
I've had 2 babies naturally, and this was still crazy! 😂 He seemed like he was in transition after the first few levels. 😂😂 I was worried the dude was going to give himself a heart attack.
Is there a simulation for ring of fire??
Now make him deliver the placenta. 😂
Who ever made this machine I would love to thank them. The only thing I would change would be to have them go through it for at least an hour
Without absolutely no possibility to willingly opt out for atleast some stages (aslong as there is no damage to muscle tissue). To know there is no other way around and having to fear whatever may come, just like in real labor, makes it much harder to endure it. The doctors are the only ones with the authority to decide, if a C-section is necessary.
He probably would have died!!!
@@Nan-59 , men are such weenies!
@greg , yeah, NO!
@greg , here we go, I can think of plenty of women who have put themselves in harm's way for their country, in closing myself. Also for their family's and their children. Also plenty of women who have put their lives on the line just having children and would die for their children if need be and have!
I kinda respect him for going through this. Most men don't have the balls to say yes to something like this.
@@SGXDA if you’re not a dumbass and don’t tease women for being in pain during labor then you shouldn’t have the need to. Meaning this doesn’t apply to you
I wouldn't because going by the way women describe it,it is the second worst experience in history
@@SGXDA you have no problem putting women through it 🤣
@@SGXDA sorry I mean “you all” like men in general.
@@bearbear5383 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
“Can you see the head yet?!?!”
😂 omg that’s sooo hilarious!!!
Baby still has to come out...the terrifying part. When will they mimick that 😂😅🤣
Rox, you need to go check his pants.... he might have delivered 💩. That was a lot of grunting. 🤣
Donna Watkins 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOL!
😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
Water will not help the pain. Lmbo so so funny. When she yelled "breathe" I fell out! He went from a bad ass to sweet baby Jesus! 😭🤣😂😭😭😭
No imagine 15 plus hours of that, u only experienced 10 minutes lol
15 hours...girl try 40
@impatience1 I seriously don't know how I made it through. The Dr. Lacerated my cervix and I nearly bleed to death.
@@missecho1530
Owie kazowie!
That must've really been painful.
@@gigiw.7650 After delivery I was bleeding to death. Luckily they made me drink 7up as it caused me to vomit and I filled the bed with blood clots the size of grapefruit I was told. I had two woman on top of the gurney with me...one pushing blood and the other trying to massage my uterus. We went flying down a long hall into the surgery room. I was happy the second baby was c-section which was great . She was 10 lbs 11 oz.
24 here
Every man should have to do this once
This is literally so satisfying omfg, I’ve had EXCRUCIATING cramps and men just DO NOT understand. I love this stuff
Getting kicked in the balls is just as paonful or probably even more painful 😂
@@mohata605 god you are such an underdeveloped peanut
@@TheDanishHotdog no that would be you
@@TheDanishHotdog you are a fucktard.
Y’all are toxic as HELL. Men be supportive during labor. Butt y’all just always hate on them. Go get kicked in the balls over and over and over for hours and see how you’ll feel.
You 2 are the funniest people I have seen on TH-cam you are all amazing
Erin Lilly oof, watch Woody and Kliney.
chris goodrum I watch them as well there funny as well
@Lilzer! Seen them 😂 check out Jackson and Shami's pranks on each other, they're the best ones 😂😂😂
I love how much she is enjoying this 🤣
Rox, I'm sure now that you are a bit sadistic! Lol! I'm so glad you gave Mark a little bit of a taste of the pain 😂 Oh how I enjoyed watching this!
And to think this video was less than 10 minutes!!! I bet rox wished her labor only last 10 mins start to finish.
Had me in hysterics!!!
Love,
From Florida
Xoxxo
Rox’s laughter made this just perfect!!
Husband after feeling first stage of pain: “This is actually quite nice.”
Me: “Grit your teeth because you haven’t seen anything yet, baby!”
What hurts more: getting kicked in the testicles or giving birth?
Getting kicked in the balls. A Caveat here is not just getting a quick boot- I'm talking about an unsuspected full force wound up swing kick that hits you square in the balls and mashes them up against your groin due to the impact.
Childbirth is obviously enormously painful- but believe it or not, the female body has systems in place to lessen the pain substantially (even though it may not seem so) and in addition, many other systems of reward and relief during and ofcourse after the process. These help insure that the woman will likely view her experience as intense but overall positive so that she will be willing(hopefully) to have more and keep the species alive. I've been around pregnant women all my life- from many many different walks of life. Some ofcourse handle it better than others; but save for one of super dramatic and dangerous cases- the process of labour allows for periods of respite. During these periods the brain and body are flooded with endorphins and oxytocin which cause relaxation and a sense of wellbeing and positivity(subjective for a minority? but the relaxation and calming effects are more or less universal). This again is not to say that the experience is not or can not be excruciating.
Inflicting trauma on a mans testicles literally has no purpose or mechanism of recovery/mitigation built into the process. The testicles have been evolutionarily selected to demand the utmost and highest level of protection from the individual in all cases. If this were not so- it stands to reason reproduction would be far less reliable and consistent. This leads to an outcome where those ancestors of ours who were not compelled through threat of overwhelmingly intense, blinding agony- likely would have sustained damage in the harsh environment of our past- thus being far less likely to be capable of passing on that “non-testicle protective" genetic expression.
Now for a small bit of anecdotal information. I've done martial arts since I was about 4 years old (27 now). First, traditional Karate in the discipline of Shotokahn, then in my mid teens, Muay Thai, BJJ, Judo, Ninjitsu, Queensbury Boxing and others. Apart from being super fun and exciting, a great way of learning humility and discipline- the arts obviously come with their adversities. An obvious one being pain of combat. Now weve all had bruises, most of us have taken a shot to the mouth, the ribs, blocked with their forearms and seen them all smashed up- checked a few kicks etc. etc. A good number of folks have been in serious combat and know how painful it can be when you dont block that teep kick coming at your chin fast enough. Some (myself included) have gotten their butts absolutely whooped by multiple people at once and woken up 25 minutes later wondering where your left shoe is. Now--- My point here is simply this: I have seen people and been kicked directly square in the plums on many occasions. Let me swear this too you before the Lord in heaven- There is no single pain worse, more intense, or more disabling then the first 15-45 seconds after taking a precise and intentional shot to your acorns. I have seen men that were literally missing fingers from a past full of mafia ties and dirty deeds- get cranked in the candies and literally fold like a 2003 Motorola Razr, only to wake up a few minutes later in a pool of their own vomit- unable to see, speak or conduct any fine motor movements for the next hour. These same guys, a few I spoke too after all was said and done- he was given a bottle of vodka and helped to the nearest decent place to sit and of course asked “How are you feeling, was it really that bad?”. Ofcourse I would get a look of pure confusion- but the answer was always the same. “Nothings worse”.
That was cringe
@@bravenplayz3959 actually childbirth hurts more, you can look it up.
Me…..hold my beer!
@@bravenplayz3959 your spamming
Oh my god, this gave me life today! You are both hilarious. Well done for making it to eight whole minutes, mate - my labour was THIRTY-FIVE HOURS long, so be thankful your lovely wife never made you match THAT!