Mark Normand Roasts Every Presidential Candidate !!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 ม.ค. 2025
- #comedy #standup #marknormand #biden #kamalaharris #jdvance #trump
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Bro does comedy like he's running late picking up the kids
I totally see it!😂
Wanna make sure all the materials got out. Gotta be punctual.😅
@@JaeohnEspheras if he runs a short set 3 to 5 minutes he's gotta use the more abrupt jokes.
he's running from your mom, we both can't escape her.
@@BELTRANinc sick burn broseph
There must be a way to calculate his blood pressure based on the number of punchlines per minute.
probably :p
His blood pressure is directly related to the amount of nervous gestures he makes 😅
This wasn’t even funny
Ikr@@87hiphopfan
@@87hiphopfan and @Thawhid thank you so much for letting us know that, I’m going to sleep better tonight now.
This 1 minute clip of jokes is better than most comedians 30 min sets.
Obviously
pretentious
No, these are base level observations you would see at any open mic. You're just dumb
Joe Rogan comedians you mean
Mark Normand is a comedy genius. I went to see him last December and it was 100% worth it. I'd like to see him again for his next tour
Did you give him some
I saw him in December as well in Shreveport. My face hurt from laughing.
@@dankbuds-r2v some of...? My laughter? Yes
@@marivega3294 how bout them cheeks
@@marivega3294 🤣
Normand is a scientist 😂
I've been a fan of Mark's for over 10 years and he is now a top 5 comedian in the game. It's awesome to see all those years he put in paying off.
It’s amazing how one Twitter troll created the JD Vance couch story and it stuck. Politics is fascinating
That's surprising to you? What about anti immigrationists attacking mosques in the UK to avenge the actions of a Christian knifing serial killer?
Wait so that’s not even a thing he did?
@@jordishimano it was a joke that everyone ran with bc it’s so believable, although he DID actually post on twitter and inadvertently showed he was looking up dolphin pron lmao
@@jordishima it was a classic example of a lie that’s so creative it’s kind of believable because “who would make that up?” Just like the Tim Walz horse semen story. A random Twitter user claimed Vance said the couch thing in his memoir and even provided bogus page numbers, but it wasn’t true. Just a clever lie.
@@poiuttyrfghj8474 it’s always been a meme bro. No one believes JD really bonked a couch except for people late on the joke
he just keeps doubling down and its so great.
These Rogan-verse comics never attack Trump, for obvious reasons. Bunch of cowards IMHO.
@@user-sk4nt5bm5rtrump has been low bearing fruit for comedians since 2015. maybe it’s just bc mark talks about what the crowd asks and relating to the left rn lol.
He’s also a trump fan so why would he roast trump. These jokes he did tell are all accurate.
@@chrispudd1815he’s not a trumper
@@garfunkel2761 mmmm yes he is.
"He was a kid in a candy store or a JD Vance in a furniture shop."
Mark Normand can roast both sides in a single sentence.
That was the weakest joke he made out of all of them. 😂
@@blickedxb dude, that JD vance one was top notch
@happzy Didn't say it wasn't clever. I said it wasn't the best one.
I didn't get the Vance joke @@happzycould you please explain
It’s a good bit but it’s a bit odd to mention Clinton and Epstein without pointing out the Epstein and friends cast member that’s currently on the ticket lol
Punches at both sides. That's why I love Mark. 💯
He used Clinton instead of Trump for Epstein's Island. Pure Pussy.
CAHMEDY!
Calm Eddie !!
Geez that red dot Indian/Black comment was so smart and still has potential to be elaborated on even more.
I think it was a cheap joke that exhausted all of its potential right there.
@@lachutequimarche8074Good opinion
great opinion!
@@akafume Glad you agree! That makes two of us. Cheers.
🤨really?
Off switch? He doesn't have one. lol
Just saw mark in Louisville, it was a great time he's got some hilarious new stuff. Go see the man!!
He has a special kind of standup ! ... 😊👍
Alright... :D I'm always waiting for his little "alright"
The only other "alright" I care about besides Quagmire's
He would have roasted Robert Kennedy but he's BEARly in the race.
Touché
That would actually be a great tagline for this joke… if people actually knew about it.
I don't get it... are you saying RFKJ is a homosexual?
@joel.ha. look up rfk jr. bear central park
@@juanrockonewtf that is not what I expected🤣that was a good laugh tho thanks
Mark is delivering his shower thoughts and it's comedy gold 🎉
Thank you Norm!
So on point lmao
you might laugh but it's all lore accurate.
Mark getting better and better , I love his pointing out of hypocrisy, it's pure music to my ears and the kind of thing i always point out
Marks a role model
😂😂😂 Sir Normand, maker of laughs.
Home runs!!! Best comic out atm
That’s how you do political comedy… punches thrown at both sides, no “this is who you should vote for” vibes… just jokes… Perfect!!!
he don’t miss
Bro did not look proud to be saying these jokes 😂
Why does he sound nervous😭
This is so good! I'd die laughing 😂
Mark Normand is the 🐐
damn, mark! those jokes in your back pants pocket are on point!!!!
I hope you come to Sweden 👍
You should say "ya know" more in your act. Really adds to the comedy
Mark is hilarious
The deep lashes are the best 👌 😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉
His delivery is top notch
Not only he is a brilliant comedian but a person with substance who knows what he is saying.. Your analogy of third eye was hillarious... I mean I laughed my hearts out... Great.. Keep learning
Lol I love his comedy
Bro be nonstop cookin
The alright at the end gets me every time 😂
Damn Normand 😂
2 seconds in... I spit out my rum😂
I love this guy
Comedy gold.
Mark doin his best sandler
Sandler? The two don't compare. Maybe clothing wise
He almost looks uncomfortable as he’s casually slicing up the crowd.
Mark has no joy in them jokes those eyes say I need a break from the road.
He should create a comedy show! 30 rock style machine gun comedy.
This is great, Mark. Don't ever be upset if you go somewhere and they don't laugh at this Comedy! As long as you have a good delivery, it's our fake culture having asses if the peoples don't laugh. In these crazy times where everyone is told what they can laugh at or not, we need yout fearless humor. Comedy! is the key tool to try to help turn this world around. Love you, and you are one of my favorite comedians. Satire!
@@momo_genX this is the most “I watch only 3 comedians” comment I’ve ever seen
@@phildimopoulos6010 shows you what you know, you lowly troll. I only watch one... Mark Normand. Satire!
"fearless"
> is afraid to make a single joke about Trump even though the video is titled "EVERY presidential candidate"
@@justaguy12345hahaha yeah really, there’s only 2 and he missed one of em
@@justaguy12345 my guess is that the trumpers are so sensitive that you say one bad thing about their leader and it’s an immediate 4th grade level tantrum
Matt’s biggest takeaway from his divorce is losing his tv
One of the goats
I love the end, it felt like “ok, enough of that.”
hopefully mark knows that he has so many punchlines we can only laugh so hard before we have to quiet for the next one
proud to see mayor pete on this roast
Ahahahaahah great writing Kevin, good shit
Kevin?
@@jayceecee8651 At the end of a given set he always says he's Kevin Hart
man mark is so good 😂😂
Is it a Mark Normand joke if he doesn't say "alright" at the end? 😂
And then the duck fell out of his bag ha ha ha
He's like a Norm MacDonald without the charm
🔥♥️🔥 SAVAGE 🔥♥️🔥
L♥️VE from….BOSTON 🇺🇸 M.A.
This went to so many places. And they were all magnificent
“COMEDY!”
As a half Indian person these made me laugh out loud. Keep up the great work mark aka Kevin hart!
Rapid fire!!!😂
Hell Mark. Always ridiculously thought out. You are a legend.
Is it me or this is a more quiet, calm Mark Normand? I prefer the loud wacky one. Jokes are on point as always.
he does seem more subdued here
probably a little hung over, a little gay
This is so tight.
Dang bro supper good improv
Fuckin gold! 😂😂😂
Where have you been Mark!? Give me some Kamala jokes!!!
UNDERRATED COMEDIAN. JACK REACH...GIVE IT A GOOG JAME-O.
No one is safe 😂
We’re doin it!
Equal opportunity roasting 😂
🔥
Can someone explain the JD Vance and Ashley Furniture store joke? I understood everything else except that one
who holds a microphone like that
Muscle memory
Wtf 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Topical!
How far have we fallen where we can't even make fun of politicians? You can hear the apprehension in half of the crowd.
Time for dad jokes.
Congrats Mark !
#queefjunior
He actually doesn't really make fun of Kamala at all
epic, where the full video?
Furniture lmao
Comedy 👐🏼
Hey! This is VERY different material for you! Fun to see you branch out! You’ve done the occasional political joke from time to time. It looks like you’re putting in work to get jokes about a wide variety of political personas. I love that you’re trying something different!
All right... 😂😂😂😂😂
He had a good run…
Not every candidate, needs a solid RFK Jr. joke :)
He seemed really nervous doing these jokes.
Mark Normand was on a rocket ship to the top before he got married. He quit working after getting hitched. Haven't seen him in years.
Aaalright
Hey wow. These sure are some jokes.
This mf dont miss
High IQ comedy 👍😂.
fuckin genius man
I see he is making fun of Vance, but ya'll havent seen that couch!!
RELATABLE
He says "you know" ten times
Y'know?
That's like half of america. And now that I mention it, so many people also say "like" unnecessarily after every few words as well, you know 😆
This dude is the goat for counting it out. I tried to count it on my fingers but I couldn’t get past 5 because my other hand was holding the phone
Almost every American is that rtadrded ig
Hail hail