How Many Cubits? (feat. Poisoning the Well) - (Ken) Ham & AiG News

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  • @PoisoningtheWellTV
    @PoisoningtheWellTV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    Thanks so much for letting us crash your Ham & AiG series. Hopefully your fans don't riot. We had a blast hanging out with you and hope to have you on our channel soon!

    • @SinthiaVicious
      @SinthiaVicious 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      No Bros. You were hilarious and your cartoons are hot ,so I subscribed.

    • @zippoboyshaneshank8954
      @zippoboyshaneshank8954 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Great job guys!!!! This was so funny!

    • @Number0neSon
      @Number0neSon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You guys were great, lol.

    • @CommieApe
      @CommieApe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You guys made hearing about Ken "Ape Man " Ham entertaining.

    • @TeRenner123
      @TeRenner123 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Suscribet

  • @birdjo6234
    @birdjo6234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    I like how Paul just sits quietly in the corner as chaos rains down all around him

    • @bdesruis
      @bdesruis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He is Canadian

    • @EdwardHowton
      @EdwardHowton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's how we do, eh.

    • @simeondoesstuffbg3881
      @simeondoesstuffbg3881 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      At this point he’s probably used to it.

    • @BlGGESTBROTHER
      @BlGGESTBROTHER 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@EdwardHowton "Hell of a show, aye bud?"

  • @KainaX122
    @KainaX122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    "You're Canadian and we're American. You're too nice to ask us to leave and we're too rude to leave"
    Oh friggin' Christ 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

    • @mooredw64
      @mooredw64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      #NoLieDetected

    • @jenniferbrewer5370
      @jenniferbrewer5370 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's us Americans, all right, LOL!

    • @rbgg2010
      @rbgg2010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "PUT SOME MORE GRAVY ON MY FRIGGIN POUTINE!"

    • @bulwinkle
      @bulwinkle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Canadians are Americans too!

    • @KainaX122
      @KainaX122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      rbgg2010 now THAT sounds like Americans 😂

  • @Bramble451
    @Bramble451 5 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Women's bathroom: "No transgender women allowed"
    Men's bathroom: "No priests allowed"

    • @jwsanders1214
      @jwsanders1214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There should be only 3 restrooms , men, women , and Democrats

    • @PariahQuail
      @PariahQuail 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @jwsanders1214
      @jwsanders1214 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PariahQuail god bless you

    • @rudra62
      @rudra62 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Transgendered women priests just wouldn't be allowed. There's always "around back".

    • @carlpen850
      @carlpen850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@jwsanders1214 ... you're right... republicans don't need a bathroom being that they're all constipated

  • @KellyDVance
    @KellyDVance 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Apparently Godwin's Law applies to AiG.
    Godwin's Law: "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1."

    • @nathanjora7627
      @nathanjora7627 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Kelly Vance As a consequence of that, I propose the Craig law :
      As any apologete speaks, the probability of him saying stupid bullshit is 1.
      This probability never decreases.

    • @KellyDVance
      @KellyDVance 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@nathanjora7627 can't argue that one.

  • @knockdownwheel542
    @knockdownwheel542 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "Sneezing is your soul trying to escape. Saying 'God bless you' crams it back in" - Milhouse Mussolini Van Houten

  • @diedertspijkerboer
    @diedertspijkerboer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    As a fundamentalist atheist, I agree with Ken Ham that it's wrong to say "God bless you" when people sneeze. To prevent this from ever happening again, we should ban sneezing.

    • @LunaBari
      @LunaBari 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That will not work.

    • @WilbertLek
      @WilbertLek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm not sneezing. I'm rapidly exhaling through my nose...

    • @WilbertLek
      @WilbertLek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm not sneezing. I have a personal relationship with fast moving air through my nose...

    • @HarryNicNicholas
      @HarryNicNicholas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it will evolve out, eventually we will have a "ham string" which when you pull it will open a drain in your face and accumulated snot will gush out. and we will all be vegetarian unless there is a flood.

    • @RickMason-yj7pv
      @RickMason-yj7pv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't say 'God bless you". I move away in case they fart when they sneeze.

  • @__Andrew
    @__Andrew 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I think my favorite thing about his guest spots are that its a much more loose feeling. No script, and Paul gets to joke around and show off his personality more.

    • @Paulogia
      @Paulogia  5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don't drink alone. :)

  • @bpdmf2798
    @bpdmf2798 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Illegal weed doesn't stop people from smoking it, but it does make it harder to get edibles which are healthier to ingest instead of smoking. Making it legal does prevent people from wasting their lives in jail or even just fined and needlessly in court. Weed gets taxed AND we don't need as many cops arresting people for smoking a damn plant, double win.

    • @timhallas4275
      @timhallas4275 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you know how easily 10 year old kids will be able to get weed, if it's legal and relatively cheap? Do you know what smoking weed does to a persons future plans? of course you can't answer my questions right now,, your too high.

    • @purrowpet
      @purrowpet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@timhallas4275 1. Children won't be able to get weed from any legal sources, and illegal sources are just as easy to find whether they make it legal or not (the amount of street dealers isn't suddenly going to go up).
      2. OP clearly stated an interest in reducing smoking, then provided a consequence of keeping weed legal that would increase smoking (this is observable, too)
      3. If you happened to mean using weed in general, not specifically smoking it, then you'll have to find an actual study that suggests use of weed has a causal relationship to a reduction of anyone's future's quality. So far, I have not seen one. All I *have* seen is people like you thinking weed is going to destroy society for no reason.
      Do you understand that the entire reason society started looking down upon weed is that one rich dude used it to paint Mexicans negatively? You don't have any backing here except that you were told from other people that weed was bad.

    • @timhallas4275
      @timhallas4275 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@purrowpet Legalizing Marijuana sends a message to children AND their parents, that getting high is an OK thing to do. Legalizing will also increase the supply, lowering the price and that will create easy access at home for many children. It will also make it affordable for teenagers who will have no trouble getting it, same as alcohol. You WILL have a sharp increase in the numbers of stoned students, accompanied by a sharp drop in GPA. The dumbing down of America will be complete. How do i make this assessment, you ask. I grew up during a time of cheep, plentiful weed and watched many young people fall into a daily habit of avoiding work, education and responsibility. Kids who get high in school fail at a higher rate than kids who only use alcohol. Weed is not a harmless drug. it is a drug that puts the mind to sleep and creates losers.

    • @0x777
      @0x777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@timhallas4275 I don't know about your country, but in mine tobacco and alcohol are legal and virtually impossible for kids to acquire. Why would it be different for other drugs? What's especially puzzling me, why do you assume that everyone would instantly start smoking if it was legal? Would you?

    • @timhallas4275
      @timhallas4275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@0x777 : Well, my country is the U.S A. Cigarettes and alcohol are legal, but age restricted, but that hasn't stopped most 15 and 16 year old kids from having an endless supply of both.
      I never said that being legal was going to make everyone run right out and by some pot, although I would guess from what I see in the way of alcohol consumption, 20 to 30% probably will.. That, however is not the problem that I foresee. I see many adults using weed more freely and more teens and even children gaining easier access to it. I smoked all the weed I wanted to when I was young and too stupid to know or care that it was holding me back from a better future. My best estimate is, 10 years after nationwide legalization of weed, half the U.S.A. will be high at work, in school and at home. If you don't know what effect that could have on this country, just try to imagine half of your co-workers stoned, or half the students in a classroom stoned. Right now it's probably less than 10%... I vote we keep it that way.

  • @ReedBetweenTheLines
    @ReedBetweenTheLines 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    So awesome to have them on your show.
    Poisoning the Well has been a favorite channel of mine for a couple of years now.

  • @condorboss3339
    @condorboss3339 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    30:41 " _Hitler didn't make it rain for 40 days and 40 nights_ " I laughed.

  • @erictaylor5462
    @erictaylor5462 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Christopher Reeves autobiography, written after his accident was called "Still Me"
    The title has a double meaning. He has continued to be the same person, just not moving.

  • @lonniedobbins
    @lonniedobbins 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Wait a minute!
    *An all gender bathroom caters to all sexes!*
    That means straight males will also use that same bathroom.
    I used them in Japan years ago. All units are private stalls and hand washing is the only shared room.

    • @umachan9286
      @umachan9286 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There was that. But what kinda freaked me out the first time where I worked is the cleaning staff were all female. So you'd be in there, doing your business, and this woman walks into the bathroom and starts cleaning the urinals around you and waiting for you to finish before cleaning the one you used.
      Took me a while to get used to the idea.

    • @BlackEpyon
      @BlackEpyon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@umachan9286 In my house, there is only one bathroom. We put up a curtain, so whoever is on the toilet can have privacy. The cats disregard this rule, and visit you whenever they please.

    • @lisahenry20
      @lisahenry20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@BlackEpyon I can confirm, cats don't follow rules

    • @jerelull2619
      @jerelull2619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      In my household, all bathrooms are any-gender and things work well, as long as I remember to leave the toilet in her preferred configuration.

    • @DavidSmith-vr1nb
      @DavidSmith-vr1nb 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've seen all-gender bathrooms with handwashing and drying facilities in each stall, the only problem was the queues.

  • @yadabub
    @yadabub 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    'Man's deceitful heart,' must be how Ham justifies deceiving others.
    "I'm sorry, Lord for my sin of deceiving others. I repent and...."
    "I'm sorry, Lord for my sin of deceiving You about that whole deceiving issue. It's that deceitful heart again. It knows no good."

    • @germanvisitor2
      @germanvisitor2 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like he would ever admit to himself that he did something bad.

    • @0x777
      @0x777 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@germanvisitor2 Why not? It's not like it costs anything.
      You know the old joke. When I was a boy, I prayed for 2 weeks for a bike. Didn't get one. Then I stole one and prayed for 2 weeks for forgiveness. Was much better.

    • @germanvisitor2
      @germanvisitor2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@0x777
      Can you imagine Ken Ham ever admitting - even if he was alone - that he did something that was wrong?

    • @0x777
      @0x777 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@germanvisitor2 To god? Sure. Why not? It's not like it costs him anything to do so.

  • @multifacetedabnormal4951
    @multifacetedabnormal4951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Roll the news, cartoon boy.” Made me actually laugh. I had to rewind the video to get what I missed from laughing.

  • @SinthiaVicious
    @SinthiaVicious 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    When I lived in Venice California there used to be this weird blind dude who would come into the women's bathrooms and hang out. People would say to him all the time, "You know you're in the women's restroom, right?", assuming because hes blind he didn't know any better.. He would always say , "It's's OK I'm blind. I can't see anything."
    Public bathrooms have always been touch-and-go. Or maybe, don't you dare touch me or I'll go on your foot.

    • @akizeta
      @akizeta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Did nobody say to him, "But _we_ can see _you,_ so scram!"

    • @davidmil15
      @davidmil15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Totally not surprising plot twist: He wasn’t actually blind

    • @SinthiaVicious
      @SinthiaVicious 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@akizeta of course, but he was stubbornly persistent. Some women are too meek and tolerate too much crap imho, but I speak up.

  • @PurpleKnightmare
    @PurpleKnightmare 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    After he said, "The Hamster" we fell out of our desk chairs and were rolling on the floor laughing.
    You do know that All Gender restrooms are single user restrooms right? They are nothing new. They have a lock.

  • @SadisticSenpai61
    @SadisticSenpai61 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I want to sleep more. I want to sleep 36 hours a day like cats do. Actually, I just want to be a cat. Cats are gods on earth, after all. All hail our furry overlords!

  • @elcarpe9186
    @elcarpe9186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    yep - I went to Catholic School for 16yrs... read the Bible in Religion class, and all sorts of other classical mythical books in Literature class (Oedipus Rex, Illiad, Odyssey, Medea) the classics... so basically - Catholic School taught the religion right outta me.

    • @thedeebo410
      @thedeebo410 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too! 1st to 12th grade.

    • @0x777
      @0x777 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly the same here.
      I guess nothing can cure religiosity faster than reading the associated holy book, at least if you honestly try not to deceive yourself. At some point you notice that no matter of suspension of disbelieve is going to allow you to eventually really believe it.

    • @carlpen850
      @carlpen850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@0x777 ... I got in trouble a lot in Cat-lick grade school for "asking too many questions"... when my 2nd grade nun Sister Attila the Hun informed me that I was going to hell I figured that since that's where I was going then I may as well enjoy myself

    • @carlpen850
      @carlpen850 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ El Carpe... so you went to a Cat-Lick college as well or did they hold you back a few times ? I guess I was lucky... I only got sentenced to 8 years with hard labor, they were going to up my sentence another 4 years but I pulled a prison break

    • @carlpen850
      @carlpen850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thedeebo410 ... Holy cruel and unusual punishment Batman ! 12 years of hard labor and guilt, I was sentenced to 12 years as well but got out in 8 for bad behavior

  • @KeithCooper-Albuquerque
    @KeithCooper-Albuquerque 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This was hilarious! I didn't know about Poisoning the Well, but I do now! You guys are funny and I'm an old geezer (64) but I'm going to subscribe! Thanks Paul!

    • @Bill_Garthright
      @Bill_Garthright 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm 68, and if you haven't heard of them, I'd recommend the Scathing Atheist guys (Noah, Heath, and Eli), who do The Scathing Atheist, God Awful Movies, and Skepticrat podcasts. Just if you're looking for humor combined with a serious concern for the world's ills (but with laughter).
      Their humor is, indeed, _scathing,_ and I was a bit surprised at the number of dick jokes at first, but it's refreshing. And I really need that kind of thing after reading or watching the news these days!

  • @elcarpe9186
    @elcarpe9186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Bible as rolling papers... "you can taste the blasphemy"... Paul, thank you for that, there is now coffee on my computer screen (took a quick exit as spit-take) thanks a lot... (sarcasm intended). I love a good underhanded snide comment, I just need to time my coffee drinking better.

  • @IsaacClodfelter
    @IsaacClodfelter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Loved having Poisoning the well on. Felt like very grounded guests that had the genuine and, non-ken-jaded, reactions to Mr Ham's bullcrap.

  • @quantumrobin4627
    @quantumrobin4627 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I’ve never heard of the poison the well guys, they are hilarious!

    • @stylis666
      @stylis666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In what universe?

    • @quantumrobin4627
      @quantumrobin4627 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Setekh
      The only one I know of, of course. Unless you’re referring to a hypothetical verse where everyone is way to soft to have a sense of humor, am I in the right track?

    • @maureenj.odonnell4438
      @maureenj.odonnell4438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      P.T.W. is a very funny channel! Every time I watch their video about "Christians Against Dinosaurs" I LOL!

  • @kenthovindscpa9466
    @kenthovindscpa9466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    There really isn't trash all over the streets here in Portland and legal weed is fukn awesome. I'm no longer a criminal for getting high. I love liberal Oregon

    • @jenniferbrewer5370
      @jenniferbrewer5370 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If we can't get the Feds to legalize it, we'll do it state by state until they have no choice but to legalize.

    • @dahitmann
      @dahitmann 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jenniferbrewer5370 I've been saying we're one more Democratic president from having weed be legalized nationally. Let's see if I'm right.

    • @autobotstarscream765
      @autobotstarscream765 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The "trash all over the streets of Portland" is AntiFa.
      As for actual weed-based litter, perhaps it's not weed that causes it so much as the attempt to ban it.
      Weed prohibition is the root of all sorts of criminality.

  • @theorangeninja6486
    @theorangeninja6486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I saw X-Men 3. People can have wings."
    - Ken Ham probably

  • @jerelull2619
    @jerelull2619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Minor item: As a "handicapped person", it's handy when a "handicapped" restroom is also multi-gendered, as my wife feels "strange" following me into the Men's room to assist me (Or to go get help if I should happen to fall and not be able to get up). It's a real (minor) problem which a less-self-assured woman could have difficulty with, NOT that she's likely to "see" anything "new" and too disturbing to her.

  • @Thezuule1
    @Thezuule1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You're one of the very few TH-camrs that gets a like before I even watch the video. You've never let me down and I so look forward to these.

  • @SMcGowan287
    @SMcGowan287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Yaaaaassss. Starting my morning with some Ham and Aig news. That's starting it out right!
    Edit: I haven't laughed this hard in a while, thanks for this video...I am rolling. 🤣😂

  • @Gdwmartin
    @Gdwmartin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The biggest problem with pot in Canada, esp here in NL anyway, is the shortage of pot. They can't keep it on the shelves.

  • @dieseljester3466
    @dieseljester3466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Its like I'm an alcoholic... and I want to evolve into a heroin addict..."
    OMG... ROFLMAO... I'm listening to this at work and I had to clamp my hands over my mouth to contain myself from laughing so hard at this line! Priceless!

  • @pup1008
    @pup1008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    If I was running the airline he turned up to fly on I would say "I'm sorry Mr Ham I can't allow you to access this sort of technology. Owing to your beliefs we have a horse and buggy outside for you and a scaled down ark to get you to Australia."

    • @RetroBackslash
      @RetroBackslash 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As an Australian, he's no longer allowed back into the country. He's America's problem now!
      PS We're sorry.

    • @jamestor6700
      @jamestor6700 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RetroBackslash I was gonna apologize to my Australian friend for spreading cancer that is Ken

    • @QJ89
      @QJ89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We have dangerous animals, yes. But if you don't like 40C / 104F days, then stay away between December and April. I live in Melbourne, in the south, and I can't stand it!
      Also, watch out for bogans, choko's, ice addicts and drop bears.

  • @shizanketsuga8696
    @shizanketsuga8696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This was some top-shelf chaos right there. Excellent video, guys!

  • @wjpperry1
    @wjpperry1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Six and a half minutes in, and I can already say this is one of the best flippem Hamm 'n' AIGs episodes ever! I almost died choking on a pot pie hearing the line, "I'd rather be dead in Atlanta than alive in Tasmania". You're a hero to me Paul, keep it up please

    • @Paulogia
      @Paulogia  5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thanks, William.

  • @BlazeNStar
    @BlazeNStar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "there are bad, creepy, weird people no matter what gender you are" just sounded to me like "There are Ken Ham people no matter what gender you are"

  • @peejay4606
    @peejay4606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I had to watch this again... So Fain, and Phat Pat are hilarious 😊

  • @__Andrew
    @__Andrew 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I said this last time he threw shame at Portland for the "homeless".
    Kent baby... the state you currently reside in is the meth "Mecca" of America. But you want to bemoan Portland for having homeless? I bet someone could make a pretty cool analogy here.... something with specks and beams i think would work well.

  • @SoFain
    @SoFain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I don't see any way that this could possibly go wrong.

    • @maureenj.odonnell4438
      @maureenj.odonnell4438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Excellent collaboration! It can't beat my favorite video by you guys, "The Myth of the Flying Dinosaurs". It's an oldie but goodie!

    • @StaggersonJagz
      @StaggersonJagz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Drunk ass

    • @PaulTheSkeptic
      @PaulTheSkeptic 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, I thought you were funny. Christopher Walken... Ha!😆
      Oh and I got it btw. I didn't think you were actually fighting a war on Christmas; like with guns. Lol.

    • @peejay2982
      @peejay2982 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      There's my sexy Fain. Hey big guy, how's it been hanging?

  • @georgemeller4074
    @georgemeller4074 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I call bullshit.
    That Christopher Reeves / Walken joke is one of my favorites, and Walken is easily my favorite actor.
    I'm still technically a "millennial." Boom.

    • @tawdryhepburn4686
      @tawdryhepburn4686 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      George Meller yeah... me too. Walken is heavily meme-ified.

    • @georgemeller4074
      @georgemeller4074 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tawdryhepburn4686 He kinda made it that way, before memes were a thing. Being a hammy villain, and doing a bunch of goofy cameos makes it easy; Walken was a cinematic meme long before we recognized it.

    • @DavidSmith-vr1nb
      @DavidSmith-vr1nb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A lot depends on how you choose to define "millennial". If you use it as a catch-all for everyone younger than "baby boomers", it applies to everyone under 66, and ceases to be much of a category, yet I have heard this definition used in serious discussions just a few days ago.

  • @gustin124
    @gustin124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I grew up in the south and was had to go to a southern baptist church and use to think like Ken Hamster so glad I got out of that cult

  • @granthoughton769
    @granthoughton769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "To become an atheist, read the bible". It's that simple!!!

    • @thymelord
      @thymelord 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Worked for me...

  • @MrChupacabra555
    @MrChupacabra555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    4:17 : Holy crap! I just realized that Lex's plan in the original "Superman", and his plans in "Superman Returns" were virtually the same. Dude! Get some lessons from Stewie Griffin, you need to step up your villainy! ^_^

    • @MrChupacabra555
      @MrChupacabra555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Kevin McDougall Ahhh, Miss Teschmacher... I remember those... I mean Her.... ^_^

    • @RickReasonnz
      @RickReasonnz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It is a sobering thought that, with the possible exception of Smallville, we have never had a live action Lex Luthor worthy of his character.

  • @peejay4606
    @peejay4606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was my introduction to Poisoning the Well, and So Fain and Phat Pat. Fell in love right away.
    I laughed so hard.. it gave me the will to continue to be.

    • @Paulogia
      @Paulogia  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      love ya, PJ

    • @peejay4606
      @peejay4606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Paulogia I love you, Paul. You rock!!!

    • @Paulogia
      @Paulogia  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@peejay4606 Back atcha, PJ. Hope you're well.

  • @damianthefreak666
    @damianthefreak666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Speaking of Ken Ham and the Ark Encounter, I'm finding TV ads for it in the state of Michigan on the Discovery Channel.
    1- I live more than 500 miles from Kentucky
    2- It was on the FREAKING DISCOVERY CHANNEL!

    • @marknordin3317
      @marknordin3317 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even in Diet Canada, the Hamm lives on...

    • @0x777
      @0x777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At least your ads are funny.

  • @antonioarroyas7662
    @antonioarroyas7662 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "That's why I just pee in the corner of the bar." - As a Canadian, I'm pretty sure you're one of us PhatPat

  • @AnnoyingNewslettersPage6
    @AnnoyingNewslettersPage6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    While I was stationed at Fort irwin, barstow, California, I joked all the time about if lex luthor's plan hadn't been stopped by Superman then the NTC wouldn't be the National training center it would be the nautical training center.

  • @GodlessJourney
    @GodlessJourney 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The Hamster...I love it!

  • @TlalocW
    @TlalocW 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Two best theories on, "God Bless You," are
    1: Sneezing was seen as a symptom of the Bubonic Plague, and the Pope thought a quick blessing could help a person get better/be safe/etc.
    2: You expelled your spirit/soul temporarily when you sneezed and were thus vulnerable to demons for a few seconds before it could work its way back into you so a blessing protected you.

  • @CommieApe
    @CommieApe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    any person who has watched a lot of movies know Chistopher Reeves and Walken. Superman and Dude with mesmerizing voice.
    This has been the best Ham and Aigs so far.

    • @Paulogia
      @Paulogia  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thanks, GoS!

  • @jenniferbrewer5370
    @jenniferbrewer5370 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Amish Wolverine," I damn near fell off the couch laughing at that one!

    • @Paulogia
      @Paulogia  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Make it happen.

  • @ebonie200
    @ebonie200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    First? Am I supposed to start with First? Well everyone else is, so I will too. I won't want to be an outcast. This we so much fun to listen to, more from them. I'm looking forward to the Poisoning the well, Morgan, Paul show.

    • @Paulogia
      @Paulogia  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that is one party I'd want to attend

  • @johna1427
    @johna1427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I loved these guys and you play off them well, Paulogia. I'm glad for the apology of the cringey comments at the end. Thanks for including that!

  • @gaellafond6367
    @gaellafond6367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:50 "No. You are Canadian and we are Americans. You are too nice to ask us to leave, and we are too rude to leave."
    Self-humour. That was beautiful

  • @katieoberst490
    @katieoberst490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm in a wheelchair and LOVE that Christopher Reeve joke and I was born in '85, so I'm considered a Millennial, but I know both Christophers lol

  • @practicalmagic9
    @practicalmagic9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    OH WOW..."The Ham-ster" and "The Amish Wolverine", huh? Hmmm...I might just see what I can do about that! :D

  • @philswaim392
    @philswaim392 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Im sorry but was his mouth moving to show hes clapping? Hilarious

  • @SirFailsalot91
    @SirFailsalot91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Holy crap, that Christopher Reeve joke was brilliant!

    • @altareggo
      @altareggo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      um..... first time i heard it was in the 70s.

  • @SadisticSenpai61
    @SadisticSenpai61 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    An Armored Skeptic and Logicked rap? This I need to see. lol
    After watching it: Um, so that was... Interesting? It was kinda funny at parts, but mostly weird.

  • @kjbyrd1113
    @kjbyrd1113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is one of your funniest episodes, thanks for the laughs

  • @cockykhakis6265
    @cockykhakis6265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ken Ham should come over here to SF, go to a nice pot shop and get so high that he reads the rest of the bible.

  • @thewillo1317
    @thewillo1317 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I absolutely love Paulogia content, Ham and Aig most of all, because they're always thought provoking or well thought out to respond to the news from the ark. Except this episode. This episode lacked a lot of what your Ham and Aig videos are known for. And yet, I think this is my favourite one yet!

    • @PoisoningtheWellTV
      @PoisoningtheWellTV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This comment started off giving us a lot of anxiety... And then saved spared our feelings at the end. Whew! Roller coaster ride!

    • @thewillo1317
      @thewillo1317 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah felt like a pretentious dick writing the first part just to do a fake out but the payoff is true. This is like no other Ham and Aig and yet I think this is the one I'll watch repeatly just for how hilarious you two and Paul were

  • @PineCreekDoug
    @PineCreekDoug 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:30 "Ken Ham Industries" For some reason this made me chuckle ... reminded me of a poor, stupid version of Stark Industries.😀

    • @Paulogia
      @Paulogia  5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      and Ken's team of "Appeasers"

  • @B..S..D
    @B..S..D 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was highly entertaining. Clearly, these three are the "A" Team of TH-cam.

  • @wjpperry1
    @wjpperry1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "You can taste the blasphemy" LOVE IT!

  • @A3Kr0n
    @A3Kr0n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    YT keeps recommending this video. It's driving me nuts! Resistance is futile. Here we go!

  • @rayceeya8659
    @rayceeya8659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Regarding that quote from ecclesiastics, Last time I checked everyone's heart is on the left side. That's just how people are built. If it's on the right side you might want to get that checked out.

    • @somesortofdeliciousbiscuit3704
      @somesortofdeliciousbiscuit3704 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its actually more central - just seems like its more on the left since the left ventricle is bigger than the right.

    • @ParanormalEncyclopedia
      @ParanormalEncyclopedia 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      A little left of central but I believe there's a rare condition where your organs are reversed in terms of side.

    • @joecoolioness6399
      @joecoolioness6399 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ParanormalEncyclopedia Yup, it's called "Situs inversus". I guess god was looking in a mirror when he created them.

  • @prussian7
    @prussian7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    God bless you,. from a time when people believed that a sneeze was a Demon being expelled from the body.

  • @AnnoyingNewslettersPage6
    @AnnoyingNewslettersPage6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If God doesn't want us to roll joints with the Bible, then he wouldn't have allowed publishers to leave so many blank pages in the back.

  • @kermitthorson9719
    @kermitthorson9719 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I recently realized that my new phone wasn't subscribed to pat and fain. I literaly re-subsribed to poisoning the well yesterday. Big suprise when you 2 were todays guests. Lots if love to all 3 of you

    • @Paulogia
      @Paulogia  5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm taking credit for that sub.

    • @kermitthorson9719
      @kermitthorson9719 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Paulogia I think you should have to meet pat and fain in the ring to claim that sub. But youd need a tag partner to make it fair. Personally i suggest asking AronRa, if nothing else to see Aron in Godzilla themed luchidor outfit flying off the top rope to deliver a frog slash to Sofain's sunglass covered face. Paul, would you theme up in a luchidor outfit as well, whats your theme?

  • @DirtScraps
    @DirtScraps 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Omfg, this was HILARIOUS! 😂🤣😂 I’ve gotta go check these guys out!

    • @Paulogia
      @Paulogia  5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      definitely go subscribe!

    • @coopergates9680
      @coopergates9680 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Seen these?
      th-cam.com/video/oz1bfL1RDGc/w-d-xo.html
      th-cam.com/video/LLUBxFjoT5o/w-d-xo.html

  • @BlazeNStar
    @BlazeNStar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Well I was going to do homework today, but then the words "Amish Wolverine" happened.

  • @vinx.9099
    @vinx.9099 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i think disabled bathrooms are generally unisex because having a seperate one would just leave both very underused.
    don't understand why we need seperate bathrooms though.

    • @xanaharris7579
      @xanaharris7579 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      As a disabled person, disabled bathrooms are used in frequency directly correlated to the accessibility of the place. If a place is not very accessible, then the bathroom wont really be used.

    • @vinx.9099
      @vinx.9099 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xanaharris7579
      obviously. but even if the accessibility of is great do you think it's worth making both male and female disabled bathrooms?

  • @marccolten9801
    @marccolten9801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When a politician says "God bless America" they mean "I want to be re-elected"

  • @richardmooney383
    @richardmooney383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ken; "We become aware of our consciousness...". I love it!

  • @loreenasings
    @loreenasings 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hi excuse me I’m a millennial and I grew up with bugs bunny and the Tasmanian devil! Along with the Christophers. I feel condescended to.

  • @rodneysettle8106
    @rodneysettle8106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Answers in Genesis news consists of Kem Ham and his Hamsters running on his hamster wheels.

  • @jimmygravitt1048
    @jimmygravitt1048 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He called everyone else's faith a "blind faith" because he needs them to read his books to "open their eyes."

  • @nonewmsgs
    @nonewmsgs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Watching this one again . One of the best

  • @Marniwheeler
    @Marniwheeler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Really great video. Lots of fun to watch. Thanks for making it.

  • @HConstantine
    @HConstantine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The theology of the fall isn't in Genesis. It was developed by Paul and Augustine.

    • @autobotstarscream765
      @autobotstarscream765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also not in Genesis and developed from later interpretation of it:
      "Abrahamic monotheism" and the very idea of associating that Mesopotamian man with monotheism, which is more of a Zoroastrian thing from Persia and something the ancient Egyptians tried once.

  • @911jdc
    @911jdc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Do you have wafers?"
    "We have pickles."

  • @Vandalia1998
    @Vandalia1998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Watching this with only 23 views. First time I’m catching it with less then 1000 views

    • @carlpen850
      @carlpen850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @ Vandalia... so ya got here early, what ? you want a medal or something... how about an onion

    • @Vandalia1998
      @Vandalia1998 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Carl Pen a gold medal 🥇 would be nice

  • @sciencepatrol1650
    @sciencepatrol1650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    23 thumbs down... Ken,+A team+B team+a few ark employees should do it. I currently live in the town where the hovind clan originated, I feel your pain bro. We should have an atheist event here.

  • @sgcruit4437
    @sgcruit4437 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is by far my favorite collaboration on here that I've seen so far.

  • @joenobody571
    @joenobody571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow this is 2 years old didn't realize that but it was a lot of fun to listen to 🤣

  • @zippoboyshaneshank8954
    @zippoboyshaneshank8954 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    One of the funniest Ham and AIGs ever!

  • @deanb4799
    @deanb4799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I literally stopped mid video and subbed to these dudes.😂

  • @paullawtable
    @paullawtable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That theme tune always makes me smile.

  • @peejay4606
    @peejay4606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm so subscribing to Poisoning the well

  • @rayceeya8659
    @rayceeya8659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey I live in Portland. The only reason you see so many homeless here is because we don't hide our homeless. We don't chase them away like most other cities. This allows the rest of us to see it and motivates us to help. You know a bit like that guy in that book they profess to believe in.

    • @joecoolioness6399
      @joecoolioness6399 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      So all this help has reduced the population of homeless or just encouraged more to come to the city? San Francisco is a shithole because of all the homeless. Not sure what the answer is but it isn't just letting them take over the city.

  • @goldenhereospawn749
    @goldenhereospawn749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    DOCTOR HAM?? WHEN was THAT addition??

  • @robertplatt1693
    @robertplatt1693 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ken Ham's grim attitude can be called Cultural Despair. You can trace its development from the nineteenth century (Nietzche, Carlyle, and Lefebvre) through to the Nazis and to the current far right religious (of all 3 Abrahamic faiths.) Excellent book by Fritz Stern on the subject. It's basically people who hate modern industrial and consumer society, which makes people comfortable enough that they don't fear an angry deity. There are downsides to industry and consumerism, of course, but it gives nearly all people some degree of individual agency and fundamental dignity.

  • @moonbot7613
    @moonbot7613 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    These 2 gay guys are hilarious! Thanks for having them on Paul

  • @diedertspijkerboer
    @diedertspijkerboer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I must agree with Ken Ham that atheism is a religion. I worship Paul Ens and observe his commandment to watch Ham and AIG news.

  • @MW3BlueBlud
    @MW3BlueBlud 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    B-Team reference FTW!
    Love how every so often WWE is used for subtle references in your videos :)
    Also, these guys are a lot of fun, must check them out, I like their banter!

  • @thesuccessfulone
    @thesuccessfulone ปีที่แล้ว

    I love your quick rendition of the "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"

  • @TechySeven
    @TechySeven 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesome episode, quite spectacularly hilarious. Funny thing... Took me almost half the video, with repeated attempts at wiping, before I realized there was a spot/hole on your green-screen and not dirt/dust on my monitor.. heheh.

  • @philpaine3068
    @philpaine3068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hmm. So morality is "written on everyone's heart" and "everyone has a sinful heart". WTF?

  • @vCoralSandsv
    @vCoralSandsv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I actively say Salud instead of Bless You. When I left my spirituality saying bless you was still such a habit. Salud means Good Health in Spanish (or health) and I find it's less cringey to me... Starts lots of convos as well

  • @peterbrazier7107
    @peterbrazier7107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Move to the UK, my wife has to use Insulin and numerous other meds, we don't have to pay for it, I'm over 60 and all my Meds are free.

  • @janusatthegate6201
    @janusatthegate6201 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    NonStampCollector's skit on Noah trying to get insects onboard is hilarious!