*My friend watching Voltron for the first time* Friend: Is Lance gay? Me: He's bi Friend: Ahhh k Friend: So..Keith is straight, right? Me: Straight? Pffft, please, he can't even walk in a straight line
I've spent the last 45 mins watching Voltron crack videos and this one is my fav so far! I especially loved Lance and Keith as abridged!Marik and Bakura. Amazing.
LANCE AND KEITH ARE TOTALLY GAY...FOR EACH OTHER! Lol! That's my theory, anyways! And I claimed Shiro, so yeah lol But yeah, this whole thing is hilarious! Wonderful! *replays*
0:01- I'm awesome by Spose 0:12- Which Backstreet Boy is gay 0:37- leather pants (shut up I am lady gaga) 0:52- Drop it like it's hot by Snoop Dogg 0:56- same as 0:11 1:20- Get back by Ludacris 1:23- Smack that by Akon 1:40- What the fuck did you just fucking say about me 1:51- I am not a whore by LMFAO 1:54- You're not my dad vine 2:00- 0:11 again
i think... keith: Gay lance: Bisexual pidge: Asexual hunk: Pansexual shiro: Heterosexual allura: Demisexsual coran: (im so sorry but idk) edit: Y'ALL THAT ASK IS TWO FUCKING YEARS OLD (nearly 3) AND I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I THOUGHT SHIRO IS STRAIGHT KSDHSKSJSJ FUCK MY 16 Y.O. SELF
Pug Mommy To make it simple, picture sexualities as someone walking. A straight person walks in one way, a gay walks in the opposite way, a bisexual walks both the ways (up until this point it was clear to you, I guess) a pansexual is someone who walks in every direction possible, any single direction you can think of, a demisexual is someone who doesn't like to walk, but after studying a path (as in knowing a person) chose that one specific direction to walk, an asexual is someone who doesn't feel like walking, doesn't chose a specific direction to walk to, but if they are interested enough, they could chose to walk, still not being the most enthusiastic about it. Hope it was clear enough to understand ^^"
So... I'm watching this in my room. And my mum and dad get in the fucking car. And my phone decides it'll connect to the Bluetooth and starts blasting this why is this my life I hate it
Lance: You know apparently one in five people are gay Lance: I don't know which one of us it is Lance: But I bet it's Keith Keith: Keith: Yeah I am actually Hunk: So..... you're not a galra Hunk: You're a GAYra Keith: Keith: OH MY FUCKING GOD HUNK I THOUGHT WE MOVED PAST ALL THE GODDAMN GALRA JOKES Pidge: Keith KoGAYne has exited the closet guys Keith: Keith: Pidge I trusted you Keith: You don't even know if Kogane is my last name Pidge
If one in five guys are gay, and let's assume Coran doesn't count since he's not human, and Pidge is well, you know, that means all our worst fears might be true. It's possible that none of them are gay!!!!! We'll have to settle for bisexual, at least in Keith and Lance's case.
OH MY GOD I CAUGHT THAT DON'T THINK YOU COULD GET AWAY I KNEW LANCE WAS PART MARIK I KNEW IT AND KEITH IS PART BAKURA IT WAS OBVIOUS ALSO, LITTLEKURIBOH ROCKS
Is anyone else annoyed with which bsb they assigned to which paladin. Lance is obviously AJ. Pidge should be the cute one: Brian... SO WHY IS SHE KEVIN THAT SHOULD BE SHIRO. Nick should be Keith, and Hunk should be Howie....
Friend: Let's play a game called spot the gay one- Me: KLANCE IS CANNON!!! FIGHT ME!!!!! Friend: chill out. Me: FUCC U!!!!! KLANCE IS MY OTP!!!!! I'LL GO DOWN WITH THE SHIP WHEN IT SINKS!!!!! Teacher: *thumbs up* now that's true dedication! Everybody take notes! I have an unhealthy obsession with this, send help XD
"I mean it's probably Lance."
"Nah I'm bi as hell."
"It's not me."
"It's not me either."
**keith sweats nervously**
Stupid Steven
True
Stupid Steven True as Keith is galra
Stupid Steven According to the fandom, Lance is bi and Keith is *coughs* gay
+Awakening Dreams
If you like the headcanon that's they're nonbinary, then technically Pidge is not.
And Shiro whistle away
Lance: "if one in five people are gay, that means one of the five paladins are gay. I hope it's Keith- he's cute"
Clara Johnson shiro
Lance: *WAIT NO...*
*LE GASP* did you find that on deviantart?!?
Shiro is gay
Canonly Shiro is gay
He married some dude in season 8
*raises an eyebrow* an interesting theory at the end
let e v e r y o n e be gay
I was honestly agreeing.
i mean come on everyone's gay in space right.
Shiro: gay
Keith: gay
Lance: bi
I get pan vibes from Hunk
I get enby vibes from Pidge
*cough* KEITHISTHEGAYONE *cough* LANCEISBIACCORDINGTOTHEFANDOM *cough*
Yep
same
Lu Gilmore Lance has to be pan though, I mean, he's crushed on mermaids, alteans, and whatever that yellow alien chick was.
Lu Gilmore Damn, that's a bad coughing fit you have there.
*cough* Shiroisactuallygay *cough*
we all know its you, mullet.
* slow clap like Shia LaBeouf *
thank
*My friend watching Voltron for the first time*
Friend: Is Lance gay?
Me: He's bi
Friend: Ahhh k
Friend: So..Keith is straight, right?
Me: Straight? Pffft, please, he can't even walk in a straight line
Marquis de Lafayette true 😂
I know this was four years ago, but... He literally can't even stand straight.
The last part. PLOT TWIST!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+Florairmatylee S
if they're all gay what could happen next?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+naturally chill ~i can't answer that without becoming a sinner ~
Florairmatylee S Oh God. XD
((We all need Jesus.))
lady ga ga ........ha hahahahahahahahauauauauauauauau
I've spent the last 45 mins watching Voltron crack videos and this one is my fav so far! I especially loved Lance and Keith as abridged!Marik and Bakura. Amazing.
Keith is gay, Lance is bi. I refuse to believe anything else. Don't argue, I'm not listening and I don't care.
Very, Very Strange Alien ok i know you said you aren’t listening but i see your bi lance and raise you pan lance
Kylie O I think it’s gay Keith, bi Lance, and maybe pan shiro? Just my opinion tho
Uh, I headcannon this too but... Proof that lance is bi?
The voltron guys confirmed it in an interview guys....
except they did ,,,they said they didn't know about Hunk yet, and that Keith is cannonly gay and Lance is cannonly bisexual.
keith is gay, lance is bi THEY LOVE EACH OTHER BUT WONT FUCKING ADMIT IT (well until further chapters come out of dirty laundry)
I agree my man
Lps Flame wow a year ago
OML its been a year already
"Which Paladin is gay?"
Lance and Keith
And Shiro
LANCE AND KEITH ARE TOTALLY GAY...FOR EACH OTHER! Lol! That's my theory, anyways! And I claimed Shiro, so yeah lol But yeah, this whole thing is hilarious! Wonderful! *replays*
yes. I agree. im in multi-shipping trash hell but klance is gold!!!
YESSSSH, they so are *melts into the beauty that is Klance* lol
+Timberwolf410 They need to make Klance canon ;-; the moments they have are perfect
+This is a name. Maybe they'll make it cannon like how the creators of Legend of Korra made Korasami cannon...😏
Except most of them seem to ship Sheith, so that's more likely.
When they said "they're all gay" at the end I nodded my head in full understanding
0:01- I'm awesome by Spose
0:12- Which Backstreet Boy is gay
0:37- leather pants (shut up I am lady gaga)
0:52- Drop it like it's hot by Snoop Dogg
0:56- same as 0:11
1:20- Get back by Ludacris
1:23- Smack that by Akon
1:40- What the fuck did you just fucking say about me
1:51- I am not a whore by LMFAO
1:54- You're not my dad vine
2:00- 0:11 again
Shiro appears to be c: *intense choking noise* Adam c: *more choking noises*
2 years later turns out it was Shiro
Keith: Lance that doesn't rhyme.
lance: SHUT UP I'M LADY GAGA!
oh dear no, SOMEONE STOP HIM
i think...
keith: Gay
lance: Bisexual
pidge: Asexual
hunk: Pansexual
shiro: Heterosexual
allura: Demisexsual
coran: (im so sorry but idk)
edit: Y'ALL THAT ASK IS TWO FUCKING YEARS OLD (nearly 3) AND I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I THOUGHT SHIRO IS STRAIGHT KSDHSKSJSJ FUCK MY 16 Y.O. SELF
Pyramons Coran is like the flamboyant gay uncle.
coran is allura's stepdad. alfor and coran were dads together.
Why does this make so much sense?
Ymir I understand bi and gay but have no idea what anything you said otherwise means.
Pug Mommy To make it simple, picture sexualities as someone walking. A straight person walks in one way, a gay walks in the opposite way, a bisexual walks both the ways (up until this point it was clear to you, I guess) a pansexual is someone who walks in every direction possible, any single direction you can think of, a demisexual is someone who doesn't like to walk, but after studying a path (as in knowing a person) chose that one specific direction to walk, an asexual is someone who doesn't feel like walking, doesn't chose a specific direction to walk to, but if they are interested enough, they could chose to walk, still not being the most enthusiastic about it.
Hope it was clear enough to understand ^^"
Lol Klance for life❤️
So... I'm watching this in my room. And my mum and dad get in the fucking car. And my phone decides it'll connect to the Bluetooth and starts blasting this why is this my life I hate it
I mean.. he does have those lovely eyes
Perfect body
Wonderful.. hair?
Oh moth man..
Shiro is canon now ya!!!
#LanceIsLadyGaga
YOU'RE NOT MY DAD OMG
a pleasant conclusion... but Keith is gay for lance and lance is bi for keith lol
*cough cough* its shiro. *HACK*
Now we know who is ;)
"Which paladin is gay?" I guess is Keith KoGAYne
*y 👏 e 👏 s*
Its Keith
Lance: You know apparently one in five people are gay
Lance: I don't know which one of us it is
Lance: But I bet it's Keith
Keith:
Keith: Yeah I am actually
Hunk: So..... you're not a galra
Hunk: You're a GAYra
Keith:
Keith: OH MY FUCKING GOD HUNK I THOUGHT WE MOVED PAST ALL THE GODDAMN GALRA JOKES
Pidge: Keith KoGAYne has exited the closet guys
Keith:
Keith: Pidge I trusted you
Keith: You don't even know if Kogane is my last name Pidge
this is by far my favorite voltron crack video
I was gonna reply w/ smth witty but like I'm kinda freaking out so thank you so much actually haha
"Shut up I'm Lady Gaga!!!" XD perfection
SHIRO IS THE GAY ONE SPREAD THE WORD
I keep replaying the first scene-
THIS SUDDENLY BECOMES MORE RELEVANT THAN EVER!
Well, Hunk has Shay, so nope.
Pidge is totally asexual.
Lance is totally bisexual.
....
SHIRO OR KEITH?
YOU DECIDE!
Cassidy Minxx Keith
both. both. both is good
Both...?
Connor Deneau I know this! The answer is both!
Shiro!
No, Keith!
No, Shiro!
No!
Both.
"We're okay"
Shiro isnt
*SM ACK THAT*
love love love that you had a YGOTAS part, cackled at that!
If one in five guys are gay, and let's assume Coran doesn't count since he's not human, and Pidge is well, you know, that means all our worst fears might be true. It's possible that none of them are gay!!!!! We'll have to settle for bisexual, at least in Keith and Lance's case.
Dragon Mistress I think Keith is the gay one and Lance is bi, idk about the others
That would mean allura doesn't count either, because she's not human.
Well we got canon gay shiro now so thankfully u were wrong
which one isn’t gay?
OH MY GOD I CAUGHT THAT
DON'T THINK YOU COULD GET AWAY
I KNEW LANCE WAS PART MARIK
I KNEW IT
AND KEITH IS PART BAKURA
IT WAS OBVIOUS
ALSO, LITTLEKURIBOH ROCKS
*Pidge is awesome*
Shiro
It's shiro hehehe
The Yugioh parody I'm dead
HEY WE FINALLY HAVE AN OFFICIAL ANSWER AS TO WHICH BACKSTREET VOLTRON IS GAY :D
Can we just appreciate how close Keith and Lance are to each other in that last shot even though its like the first episode
SHIRO IS GAY!!!!! 🏳️🌈 ❤️❤️
But Keith.............?
Is galrasexual
@@billykaplan9915 I love you 👏👌👏👌👏
*reads title*
Do we really need to ask that at this point?
LOVE IT!!!! I love all your crack videos! You make fantastic jokes! I started following you on tumblr btw 😊
HELLO INHABITANTS OF THE UNIVERSE! WE PRESENT TO YOU THE PALADINS OF VOLTRON!!!
We have:
Lance mcgayn
Keith kogayne
Takashi shirogayne
Hunk panrret (
I just started watching Voltron a couple days ago and I'm already watching crack videos.
Bruh who in the damn team
is
straight?
Pineapple Prince NO ONE
Allura? Maybe...
Allura, Hunk and Coran, I think
Now we know which one is gay
It's Shiro
One of the best Voltron cracks
X'D Lance and Keith as Marik and Bakura is beyond priceless.
0:53 drop it like it's hunk, drop it like it's hunk, drop it like it's hunk
1:55 BWAHAAHAH IM DED
Is anyone else annoyed with which bsb they assigned to which paladin. Lance is obviously AJ. Pidge should be the cute one: Brian... SO WHY IS SHE KEVIN THAT SHOULD BE SHIRO. Nick should be Keith, and Hunk should be Howie....
Is this a reference to that video from 7 years ago because that one is god tier
0:12 omg the mr.d opening
Friend: Let's play a game called spot the gay one-
Me: KLANCE IS CANNON!!! FIGHT ME!!!!!
Friend: chill out.
Me: FUCC U!!!!! KLANCE IS MY OTP!!!!! I'LL GO DOWN WITH THE SHIP WHEN IT SINKS!!!!!
Teacher: *thumbs up* now that's true dedication! Everybody take notes!
I have an unhealthy obsession with this, send help XD
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Pidge looked a little surprised at the end, there...
a stunning revelation
ikr
this needs more views
thank youuu ^-^
this is art
thank you, I try
I'm later then Zarkon's redemption but I caught that snippet of littleKuriboh.
"Lance that doesn't rhyme"
"SHUT UP I HAVE LADY GAGA!!!!"
0:37 YESS LEATHER PANTS SOMEONE ELSE WHO KNOWS
Shiro. LMAO.
*Cough* Keith you can see it he his eyes *Cough* And ALSO ShIRO
“which paladin is gay?”
*yes*
*reads title*
All of them
My friend thinks Keith is the cute one. THAT'S what's gay.
I think it's allura. I'M GAY. I GUESS.
turns out it's Shiro
"okay, we're all gay" seems about right
SHUT UP I'M LADY GAGA
Shiro is the pure gay of Voltron
This question is easy...
All of them
And then season 7 happens....
Now we know who's gay (coffcoffShirocoffcoff)
oh, i know who. i know who!!
IM DYING
I’M AWESOME!
Keith, Keith, Keith!!!!!
Shiro.
hey can i have a thing that's just the "smack that" thing? Avm? edit? idfk, but can i have it please?
Shiro- pansexual
Pidge- asexual
Hunk- straight
Lance- bisexual
Keith- gay
At least in my opinion
Keith of course xD
IM AWESOME
Lance is marik and Keith is Bakura confirmed
SHIRO
Shiro is the gay one 🤷🏻♀️💕😍😭
Welp, it’s shiro
*clap clap*
"SHUT UP IM LADY GAGA"
oh my god 😂
Vld ships
1. Klance
2.punk
3.shadam
Klance =kieth and lance
Punk= pidge and hunk
Shadam=shiro and adam
Which one ummmmmm 😏😏
KLANCE ITS KEITH AMD LANCE