@@hectortrujillo4311 Yeah absolutely even if he has before which no (jeff kinney can't put drugs in diary of a wimpy kid) a stoner is someone who is on drugs most of the time, and he does not seem high at all.
i make other people do something by being purposefully bad at it and its saved me from so much time and effort. i thank rodrick from this wisdom everytime
HIM CRYING DURING PATTY’S PERFORMANCE OF MEMORY GETS ME EVERY TIME LIKE SHE’S GREG’S WORST NIGHTMARE AND RODRICK DOESN’T EVEN KNOW THAT AND HE’S CRYING TO THIS LITTLE GIRL SINGING A SONG FROM CATS😭💀💀
He's literally the only character in the stories that isn't insane. He's just a teen who occasionally takes out his pent up emotions on his unfortunate (but deserving) younger brother.
The most unrealistic part about this is that nobody had in the movie had a crush on this tall dark shaggy haired boy with eyeliner, I refuse to except that
I'm the oldest of three too and my younger siblings are always like "haha you're roderick" whenever we watch it thinking I'll get offended and they have no idea it increases my power
Okay heres 10 things that make him hot: 1. Hes a emo 2. He has a rock band 3. He is the older brother 4. Hes the only normal person in the family🥰 5. He wears eye shadow 6. He owns hot mom magazines 7. He gives very helpful advice 8. He playes the drums 9. He wears eye liner 10. Hes just hot ok
You just described me but female expect the magazines and im the middle :,> I can't say I'm hot tho because that's not something I should be able to clarify but yea
I found it very funny and a little hurtful because I was called a baby hippo in 6th grade but it was more funny. And also as the oldest sibling (and a bit gothic) it's very much like this.
2:50 Okay, but like his room is genuinely cute. I mean he's got those wood motives like a cozy little cottage, paper lanterns, light strings, and just a lot of light in general
Lol no he's not, he's just unapologetically Rodrick😂 There literally isn't a single moment where it can be remotely construed that he's interested in guys. Guys can like musicals and makeup and be sensitive and still be straight 🤣
the part where rodrick says “now...GET OUT” is such a sibling thing to do. they really nailed the relationship of typical siblings, like you would do anything to make them happy but at the same time not show it because it’s weird.
In cabin fever her youngest son almost caused them all to freeze to death, this woman probably thinks her son wearing makeup is the least of her problems lmao (not to mention the dad that goes into the basement and reenacts war scenes)
@@sharkieanimates722If you’re talking about the movies (cause I’ve never gotten the chance to read the books) Rodrick stole his mom’s eyeliner during Halloween in the first movie and his dad saw him and was just confused lmao
Rodrick is the best character in the series. Like, Greg's selfish, Manny's selfish, I forgot the dads name because he's so absent, and the Mother only cares about Manny. Meanwhile Rodrick has a band, has goals, is actually relatable on a spiritual level, has great sense of style, and has the least flaws out of all of them. He's ✨perfect✨
@@Chris-fh3db I once said "I'm not gay or anything but she's pretty hot" flash forward 3 years later turns out I was actually a closest bisexual and didn't know it.
@@jenniflower6569 oh shit i actually think like that rn but i feel if i were to date a woman i would want to date a fem woman and i am also a fem woman
“Greeeeeeg”😇 “GREG”👹 “did it make you more popular at school?” “yeheessss” *dissapointed mom look* “no!”🥺 “how do you feel about owning this magazine?” “Im sorry women”
i don't think the writers knew what they were doing because rodricks "lazy advice" is literally the only way ive been functioning through my adult life
"Let go baby hippo!" "Does he know about the D O R E? Huh? THE DOOR" and "Rodrick, can you explain what you were doing in this photo? ...that's not me." Are probably my favorite lines. Lol
I relate to Rodrick so much. My mother read the books and she said I’m him and I respect her for that. 4:10 is literally me when anyone tries to hug me.
Bro I don’t get how people don’t think he’s bi. Like, he had bisexual lighting, he has those vibes(from a professional bisexual). People need to get over themselves and accept the truth. Rodrick is a whole ass mood and bicon
This nigga thinks its a profession to be bi you can not be serious 😭 in the movies and books all the people he'd try to get with were women, because he wears eye liner you declair him as bi
Yeah I feel that. To be fair lesbians can feel attraction to men they just don’t want to do anything sexual or date them. They can find men hot; it’s asthetic attraction. Genshin impact kinda destroyed me Bc all they guys looks so cool. Source: me a lesbian
![ละลาย (LALALYE) - DAOU PITTAYA ต้าห์อู๋ พิทยา [OFFICIAL MV]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/wo6r9TgausI/mqdefault.jpg)
for everyone about to ask “how is he bi???”
my sources are: me, a bisexual
valid.
Understandable
Mood tho
Same- xD
this is too accurate
Rodrick is the most teenagery teenager that ever teenagered
Fr
teenagers scare the living shit out of me
@@someoneiswachingyou59 as a teenager i will procede to scare you with my existence
@@arandomperson920 😟🫣
@@someoneiswachingyou59mcr fan?
EDIT: WRONG ACCOUNT
This man is why im obsessed with mean stoners that play the drums😭💀
I feel called out lmfao
@@mathosplays same omfg
Rodrick has never token drugs though?
@@Mangonanmang you sure?
@@hectortrujillo4311 Yeah absolutely even if he has before which no (jeff kinney can't put drugs in diary of a wimpy kid) a stoner is someone who is on drugs most of the time, and he does not seem high at all.
“I’m sorry women” damn rodrick just invented feminism.
He’s iconic for ALL the right reasons 😂
I loved that line so much and I still do 😂
omg Rodrick created women
Yay 2:59
fr
Don't make me simp for him again 😩✋🏼
Who doesn't for him?
I remember my young preteen self being like
💜.💜 With him, lmao.
Now I’m just mad
@@pevertcraig9209 that's why susan likes manny better
@@WhoTookSpecimen what’s are you talking about manny is a pain.
Rodrick and kaeya simp
😩✨✨✨your taste
why was his advice actually 75% helpful 💀
No but fr
Yep "Never be good at something you don't want to do" has been stuck in my mind
I should have payed more attention to that years ago
i make other people do something by being purposefully bad at it and its saved me from so much time and effort. i thank rodrick from this wisdom everytime
Ive been living my life according to his rules since 5th grade ✨
He's definitely stoned for most of this
especially during the pool scene
@@carmie9163 or the party
@@peter_pansexual6243 oh yeah
It’s fine 🤸♀️🤡
OR he’s a good actor
Rodrick's three rules were literally my senior quotes 😂
i wish i had thought of that
I made this 1k I’m too proud 😂
I might do that too
Almost there 4 more years
Remind me to do that in 3 years
"I'm sorry, women."
Sexism and mysoginy have both been completely destroyed. Thank you Rodrick Heffley.
Yes
👏
Fr😊😊
Imagine women wanting to be treated as an equal but then they enjoy what men created.
HAHAH I love that scene probably my fav part of the whole entire film
HIM CRYING DURING PATTY’S PERFORMANCE OF MEMORY GETS ME EVERY TIME LIKE SHE’S GREG’S WORST NIGHTMARE AND RODRICK DOESN’T EVEN KNOW THAT AND HE’S CRYING TO THIS LITTLE GIRL SINGING A SONG FROM CATS😭💀💀
Devon was actually crying because there was not a long time left until they stop filming.
Um rodrick was crying bc he was upset he couldn’t play in the talent show
@@morgxan185 either way, it still looks like he’s crying at a girl singing a song from cats Lmao.
@@TheCanary. yea lol
@@СтелаШумарова
That just makes the scene even better lmao
Two things I've learned from this video:
1. Rodrick deserves his own movie
2. I'm in love
Wow we learned the exact same thing
Rodrick Rules is the closest we’ll get
I agree
Okay but same 😩
We learned the exact same things
He's literally the only character in the stories that isn't insane. He's just a teen who occasionally takes out his pent up emotions on his unfortunate (but deserving) younger brother.
I mean he shouldn’t do that but Greg is a sociopath
tbh i hated greg heffley bruh 💀 he deserved that shit
Yah I agree
In the heffley family at least
Yeah Rodrick is the best character of DOAWK imo. Greg was just insane and kind of a sociopath
I feel like there’s a 99% chance Rodrick is just dyslexic
He actually is
Dont you hate it when people think youre gay cause you cant read
Smh happens to the best of us
@@splendidsimp ??? this comment section is worse than stage 7 cancer
@Safalmao bro why are you so pressed I was just making a joke 😐
@@splendidsimp jokes are supposed to be funny
“Does he know about the d-o-r-e?”
W h a t?
“The *door.* “
LITERALLY HAD ME WHEEZING
Honestly I would probably say the same thing
Same💀
My slow ass would say nothing for a good ten minutes
His delivery was *chefs kiss*
*His spelling tho lol-*
this man is literally every iconic vine packed into one person
sWeAtY 🤠👍✨
Honestly lol
@@z0mbw13 i was so confused why you sed that then i remembered the dog-
I wholeheartedly agree ✨
The most unrealistic part about this is that nobody had in the movie had a crush on this tall dark shaggy haired boy with eyeliner, I refuse to except that
Especially the Blonde who's birthday he crashed
I truly can't believe it
honestly if I were in that movie I'd date him so fast
I'd start simping so fast
Clearly no one had taste
How we saw rodrick as a child:😈👿👺👹
How we see rodrick as teens/adults:
ive always loved rodrick 😭
@@sleepy.timaeus.arts.same 😭😭
Imagine the iconic Rodrick moments we’d see if the wimpy kid movies were made for adults
Oh my gosh frrr
Rodrick smashes Greg's skull open
@@familydogguy bruh 💀
Omg I need it
How adult exactly?
I genuinely live by his advice to success, he's my goal as the oldest of three kids
As the youngest, I've also always wanted to be him😔
I'm the oldest of three too and my younger siblings are always like "haha you're roderick" whenever we watch it thinking I'll get offended and they have no idea it increases my power
@@jothman42o stop living my life dude 😠
as the oldest of 3 I can confirm that all his advice is completely correct.
Same but I'm the oldest of 4.
He looks so good in makeup or eyeliner, get this man some more of that godamn 🤧
Um- YES.
FR- he is one of the only men who looks good in eyeliner. 💓💓
His eyeliner looking fine!
@@melatonin.insomnia *I disagree.*
@@NAZRULISLAM-kz6yc agree to disagree 😀
"I D O N ' T K N O W H O W T O M A K E
P A I N T"
we all don't if we try it looks like slippery globby chunky goop-
🤣🤣
"my mommy doesn't let me play with makeup anymore"
I-
get rowley a better mom pls
Please I hate his control freak mom and his abusive and neglectful dad, I wish rodrick had better parents.
@@kellabdjfoo I think they talking about rowley
I think he used to eat lipstick
@@felurya oh woopsies
bro i feel like his parents are probably mega homophobes and shit
I've never wanted to be with and be someone so much simultaneously
Same
Same
Same here :')
Same 🤗
SAME
My entire taste in men is metal dudes with black fluffy hair and I blame this man for it
0:31 me seeing all the likes I got in a week
Lmao yeah
Me too
Same lol
same
Yeah if I were to date a guy like that it would be the girly girl and metal guy trope
Okay heres 10 things that make him hot:
1. Hes a emo
2. He has a rock band
3. He is the older brother
4. Hes the only normal person in the family🥰
5. He wears eye shadow
6. He owns hot mom magazines
7. He gives very helpful advice
8. He playes the drums
9. He wears eye liner
10. Hes just hot ok
I agree with u 😅
He’d be a 10 if he played guitar
i agree
Doesn't mean that he likes the same sex as him.
You just described me but female expect the magazines and im the middle :,> I can't say I'm hot tho because that's not something I should be able to clarify but yea
"LET GO BABY HIPPO!"
*THAT LINE HAD ME AND MY SISTER ROLLING* 😭
Rowley is a bit overweight thats why 😥😥😥😔😔😔
that line basically summed up my childhood istg i watched this movie every day
I found it very funny and a little hurtful because I was called a baby hippo in 6th grade but it was more funny. And also as the oldest sibling (and a bit gothic) it's very much like this.
same😭😭
I snorted laughing the first time I heard it 😭😂 poor Rowley and then he called him Chunky Cheese 💀
2:50 Okay, but like his room is genuinely cute. I mean he's got those wood motives like a cozy little cottage, paper lanterns, light strings, and just a lot of light in general
Damn, ur right-
He’s got freaking fairy lights, dudes got the best room ever
Yeah his room is very colorful taste-wise
His room is a whole vibe-
we need to stop using those fucking rgb lights and go back to paper lanterns and fairy lights. that shit kicks ass
He wholeheartedly united the gays and straights
Fully convinced he's united men and lesbians by mentioning the fact that they both like tits.
and the trans ppl.
This has nothing to do with sexuality..
@@kita7647 LMFAO the title is him being a bi icon
@@mithunarusso1248 he's done nothing in the video to be a bi icon and I'm bi
He clearly doesn’t know wtf is going on half the time but he just goes with it.🤣
He's so fruity
help
Lol
I hope he is bc I’m a guy
Lol no he's not, he's just unapologetically Rodrick😂 There literally isn't a single moment where it can be remotely construed that he's interested in guys. Guys can like musicals and makeup and be sensitive and still be straight 🤣
@@izzieb.2926 ofc :3.
And that's also cool.
the part where rodrick says “now...GET OUT” is such a sibling thing to do. they really nailed the relationship of typical siblings, like you would do anything to make them happy but at the same time not show it because it’s weird.
yes because my sister is like that literally any time she drops me off somewhere
Why did I read this as soon as that clop came up lol
@@Jamisonwzhereme too
Ok but Rodrick’s mom letting him use her eyeliner without question?
We stan a supportive queen
With the amount of bullshit her kids cause I don’t think she really gives a damn
In cabin fever her youngest son almost caused them all to freeze to death, this woman probably thinks her son wearing makeup is the least of her problems lmao (not to mention the dad that goes into the basement and reenacts war scenes)
@@sharkieanimates722If you’re talking about the movies (cause I’ve never gotten the chance to read the books) Rodrick stole his mom’s eyeliner during Halloween in the first movie and his dad saw him and was just confused lmao
Shut up
I genuinely think that Rodrick’s character needs his own series or movie.
a rodrick spinoff book series would be a bestseller if jeff made it for teenagers instead of kids
Plot twist: Heather Hills is gay too, that's the only reason she's not into Rodrick
I like your profile pic
I headcanon her as aroace
I love your profile pic.
@@minhaisdead5909 Nice teal roots Gerard profile pic. I'm going as him for Halloween. :)
@@GerardiePie Thank you! I like yours too :)
Rodrick is the best character in the series.
Like, Greg's selfish, Manny's selfish, I forgot the dads name because he's so absent, and the Mother only cares about Manny.
Meanwhile Rodrick has a band, has goals, is actually relatable on a spiritual level, has great sense of style, and has the least flaws out of all of them.
He's ✨perfect✨
He really is 😔✋💕✨
He was also selfish though 🤦♂️
@@thedeed8740 The rest of his family is 10 times worse
@@PhantomThief1-B idk I feel like he was just as bad tbh 😂
Still hate manny though never wanted to punt a child more in my life
@@thedeed8740 Manny was literal hellspawn
Imagine femboy hooters but everyone is Rodrick
That sounds amazing
I've seen fanart of him working there
@@peter_pansexual6243 Link. Now.
@@taz--ell869 btw, I can totally see Sock working there as well
@@taz--ell869 lmao ikr
As a bisexual woman, I want Rodrick to represent us
When does he show interest in men
@@user-es5zl8st1m It's about the ✨vibes✨(from another bisexual)
@@user-es5zl8st1mdeadass
@@user-es5zl8st1mbehind the scenes trust
@@user-es5zl8st1mfr was looking for tht
2:58 I can’t believe rodrick just ended sexism like that
it would’ve been a total plot twist if rodrick n his band where in a poly relationship no one knew abt
This needs to be a fanfiction lmao
@@aireal7223 Fr fr
Isn't that how STD'S spread?
@@timtam3730 what?
@@timtam3730 the misinformation my god
"I'm sorry women."
- Claps of support emerge from the band
“Did it make you more popular at school?”
“Yehes!”
*realization*
“No….”
Rodrick is the pinnacle of bisexual culture. You either wanted to date Rodrick and/or wanted to BE Rodrick.
How about both
@@Gluckgluck9000 selfcest?
@@kuromikisser no I was joking
Both, he's cute and gives me gender envy lmao
@@Gluckgluck9000 even better.
"I'm sorry, women" Rodrick just single handedly cured mysoginy
400th like 😌
As a bisexual and I can confirm this.
We are this chaotic. It’s only natural to be chaos.
I second that.
I third that
I fourth that!
I fifth that!
i sixth that
Rodrick trying to flirt with girls is how I expect every flirtatious interaction I have with a girl to go 😂
i truly think that if this was made in 2021 rodrick would be canonically bi
Yes
Definitely
yeah I can see that actually
Definitely.
unfortunately
tHe dOrE?!?!!?!!?
Bestie, you spelled it wrong. It's DORE
@@shototodorokitheultimatesu1462 youre right, my bad
@@maximoffrush167 it's cool, don't worry. We all make grammatical errors.
HE'S SO RELATABLE AND FOR WHAT???????? 😭😭
0:08
rodrick: “heyyy grey, can you break a leg so we can leave?” iconic lmao
Rodrick somehow has all bisexual, ally, and homophobic energy at once
Yea-
The homophobic gay. The "Im not gay i just support them haha" comphet. he is ME
@@Chris-fh3db I once said "I'm not gay or anything but she's pretty hot" flash forward 3 years later turns out I was actually a closest bisexual and didn't know it.
@@jenniflower6569 LMAO SAAME
@@jenniflower6569 oh shit i actually think like that rn but i feel if i were to date a woman i would want to date a fem woman and i am also a fem woman
he is so hot
Yuh
ESPECIALLY IN EYELINER AHHH
Uh
@@kellabdjfoo *WAIT WHAT HE WEARS EYELINER?*
@@pevertcraig9209 sorry u have to see this, greg
Not him softly shaking his head during the apresentation 😭😭😭 I'm a simp
Timestamp?
“Greeeeeeg”😇
“GREG”👹
“did it make you more popular at school?”
“yeheessss”
*dissapointed mom look*
“no!”🥺
“how do you feel about owning this magazine?”
“Im sorry women”
gender envy 😭😭
I just wanna be tall and have a deep voice I hate it here ;-;
DEADASS.
Literally😭
FR
@@degenerat9329 I want his gender so bad bruv
I don’t care what anybody says, the true Diary of a Wimpy Kid movies will always be a trilogy to me.
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
When you realize that Rodrick is the least fucked up person in his family
Change that “least” to “actually not at all”
I’m a lesbian but if I got the chance to get together with this man I would not hesitate to do so
so your bi..?
Welcome to the glory of Rodrick
@anonymoushitter nah he just looks like an emo lesbian
He's very underrated
Yeah, and is sad
@@bootleg8923 no way he needs more
MY FRIEND HE ISNT UNDERRATED but he does need more attention 😀
@@roser1205 indeed
*Me seeing if the word underrated has a different meaning now in the dictionary.*
2:23 "I dunno how to make paint" what an absolute iconic moment, that quote rings through my head 24/7 and idk even know why lmao
"Can you break a leg or something so we can leave" is my favorite Rodrick quote and this is why I somewhat relate to him
Rodrick *breathes*
Internet: OMGGGG BI ICON SLAYY 🏳️🌈💅👏👏👏
so true, they do it for anything, with their Comic Sans texts and "💅👏" emojis, while blasting random clips of characters talking or making jokes
@@zzzzzzz2601 💀
Lmao exactly! Homeboy did NADA for the gays
I’m bi myself and I hate this shit. So forced and cringeworthy bro 😂
@@STLCODPS3123 exactly 🤣
i don't think the writers knew what they were doing because rodricks "lazy advice" is literally the only way ive been functioning through my adult life
why have we all collectively decided he's both chaotic bi and a massive stoner
Because he’s the first thing and he’s DEFINITELY the second thing
i dont
You all
"Let go baby hippo!" "Does he know about the D O R E? Huh? THE DOOR" and "Rodrick, can you explain what you were doing in this photo? ...that's not me." Are probably my favorite lines. Lol
Rodric is the best character and deserves his own show where he is an adult
2:42 best advice i've ever heard in my life
Yes.
Rowley: *Telling a very interesting story to Greg*
Rodrick in the background: *Eating depressingly while contemplating life*
Same
It’s so ironic that he’s the most chaotic of his family and at the same time he’s the most normal one in his family😂👌
I relate to Rodrick so much. My mother read the books and she said I’m him and I respect her for that. 4:10 is literally me when anyone tries to hug me.
oh i love your pfp :D
@@warcriminalinalbania thank you
What made your mom read diary of a wimpy kid?
@@warcriminalinalbania aroace peridot
my rodrick phase never left me all along
Bro I don’t get how people don’t think he’s bi. Like, he had bisexual lighting, he has those vibes(from a professional bisexual). People need to get over themselves and accept the truth. Rodrick is a whole ass mood and bicon
Damn…u got ur bisexual degree
@@D00l4l4y yep, went through years of thinking I was straight, then years of thinking I was a lesbian. It takes years to et it, but it's worth it lol
@@bicyclesaremagical NICE.
This nigga thinks its a profession to be bi you can not be serious 😭 in the movies and books all the people he'd try to get with were women, because he wears eye liner you declair him as bi
As a lesbian I can assure this man is attractive. Don’t ask me how that works
Yeah I feel that. To be fair lesbians can feel attraction to men they just don’t want to do anything sexual or date them. They can find men hot; it’s asthetic attraction. Genshin impact kinda destroyed me Bc all they guys looks so cool. Source: me a lesbian
it's not like being a lesbian restrict you from finding men etc beautiful, just not attracted to them sexually or romantically
Wtf
@@m0rguedecay ???
As in a "I can relate to" way, right?
I would love to see a movie with Rodrick as the main character
Having an older sister that followed Rodrick’s rules religiously is the sole reason my love language is now, “acts of service.” Thanks sis
“No TiMe OuTs…ONLY ✨DEATH✨”
rodrick was the funniest character in this movie
we were supposed to hate him and yet it's hard to
Funny his toxic
I love how the book makes you hate rodrick but the movie makes you love him
1:08
"Can I cash out now??"
"Rodrick if you SAVE-"
"bUt cAn i cASh oUt🤨🤨🤨🤨"
He's an icon he's a legend and he IS. The MOMENT.
I think it's "safe"
@@florentinenice9146 ??
@@chuuyaism1653 like he should safe the money. But he wants to cash out now. But the mom is like but if you safe. She didn't say "SAY".
@@florentinenice9146 ohh ok
@@florentinenice9146 its actually "save" the money...
2:59 we love a man who respects women 🤭😍
YESSS
OK but let's be honest,
His voice is actually beautiful.
I sound like him irl this made me smile :)
He kinda sounds like me even tho I'm a girl😭😭
HELP THE FACE HE MADE WHEN THE MAN HELD UP THE MATH BOOK IS SO ACCURATE AND FUNNY I'M CRYING
RODRICK INVENTED “sweaty”
“Greeeeeg”. “Wut?” “…GREÊÆG”
"im sorry woman"
all is forgiven
All is forgiven baby come out, get dressed, your my date to the pep rally tonight~✨ (get the reference?)
My type is tall skinny dudes with black hair who play in bands and i blame him
Um. YES. Same tho-
@@CH3RRY-STARZ87 edit: i am now dating a tall skinny football player who plays in a band. Only change is he’s the good one and he’s a blonde
When I was younger, I hated him💀 Now I relate to him🤣
Yeah, he was a dick.
@@ikusabamukuro8589 but he’s so relatable
@@ikusabamukuro8589 mukuro
I LOVE RODRICK HE IS LITERALLY THE MOST BISEXUAL THING TO EVER BISEXUAL TS SO AMAZINT I LOVE HIM AHHSHEHWAA
Literally how he literally only flirts with girls 💀💀
@@winter402 they're projecting hard lol, bscly delulu💀
Stop living in your pathetic LGBTQ fantasy lmao.
they rlly tried to make rodrick a villain but he was the most relatable character in the series
Alternate title: Rodrick being the best character in the dairy of a wimpy kid movie trilogy for about five minutes
'Dairy of a wimpy kid' 🤣
I don’t understand how all the girls turn him down bc he’s the worlds most perfect man 💕✨
I'm happy you included every original movie where Rodrick's original actor was in.
Y’know what I need a diary of a ✨Rodrick✨ after this
“baby hippo”
I love him sm
Istg Roderick is me to my siblings 💀
Same 💀
my older sister to me💀💀
(Also Yuni pfp spotted👀@@Fan_girly57)
CaN iT ChUnKy ChEeSe😂😂😂
4:29
damn bro the lighting makes it look like they're in the middle of a crime scene
RIGHT
"Never do something when someone else can do it for you"
Well I know how Rodrick pays his taxes
"Let go baby hippo!! 🙄👹💀😡😡!!!!"
he's one of the main names in my "idc what canon says or implies this mf fruity asf" list alongside Sonic and Sokka.
I have such an exhaustive list of that lol