1:43:44 I'm really shocked by the complete 180 he takes here. How many times did he ask "Do you have kids?" And he says no. In the span of an hour he got married, had kids, and now his entire immediate family is going to go hungry because he's the only one who can feed them.
As someone who worked in retail for 10 years old people have certain questions and phrases where YOU KNOW 100% that you’re about to get trapped for a very very long time
The same way I can look at my dog looking at a bird which reminds me of a time I was watching a bird, but someone was talking to me and they said something that reminded me of something a friend told me in 1995. So in a span of 3 minutes, dog looking at bird is a connection in my brain to some random memory when I was 16. Just a guess😆
@John Hanley They're actually not allowed to hang up. They operate within a very toxic callcenter-culture, where they have to abide by strict rules. This is partly what makes these calls so funny, because they really want to hang up, but Kitboga pretty much knows exactly how far he can push it without giving them a legitimate reasons to hang up the call
I love hearing the tone in the scammers' voices when Kitboga is about to ramble. "No! Madam! Madam! No! Listen! No! No! Madammmmm..." *Silently sobs* xD
At 2:54:00, the scammer has no respect for even giving the old lady some personal space to use the toilet. Kitboga made this part sound funny but really the scammer is a disgusting human being
He is absoluterly heartless to those scammers. I watched a video where he literally stripped a scammer of his manhood. From top to bottom. There was no man left in that scammer. Like in at all.
I mean, he started redeeming when there was still one full hour left... How the hell did he manage to keep the guy on the phone for another full hour??😂😂
I watched this entire video from beginning to end while doing chores. I have never had so much fun cleaning house and doing laundry! You, sir, are the master of the scammer scamming game!
I always listen to Kitboga videos while working since it never really requires you to always look at the screen and ever since he started uploading more on More Kitboga I love it. I've watched all his videos more than 3 times and it's amazing finally getting extra context on some of the iconic calls. Love you Kitboga! God bless and happy painting
Man, if scammers put the same effort they put in scamming people in a real job they would make really good employees. I have a real job and i don´t even put a 10% the effort these guys put in scamming.
At 3:12 I was tempted to hit the timestamp to see it... But NO, this ride is way too good to miss. Its incredible. Quite simply the best thing I've seen on YT in ages.
ONG THE LAST TWO MINUTES WAS THE BEST PART!!! He was still trying to get $$$ from you! This’s how stupid/brain washed they’re!!! Great job bro!!! Keep it up! 👍👊🏻🙏🏼
I'm constantly amazed at how someone who knows they are committing a scam/crime has such a sense that they are in the right and shows the annoyance of someone who has been cheated. Is it that character that leads them to become scammers or is it a character that develops?
They love to cause harm to Americans. They think we all have it so good and we are all so rich that if they takes our savings it's just a "cup of water from the ocean" but what the scammers don't understand is how long it takes to save money and that there is no ocean, only a vast collection of cups of water
PS. the $0.30 thing...he actually said 30 pence (UK) several times before realising he was speaking to US. He has used a couple of other UK specific terms or not known US ones which suggests his targets are normally UK.
this is one of my favorite calls...watched it a lot on twitch.. ...thank you Kitboga for making so easily accessible hoping you upload the full call with you and Vader going to the beach and the bank...so many twists and giggle-worthy moments
I really like the "interlude" aspect while you are allegedly going into the store. Break time. Very nice changeup. It must be tiring at times - you do an excellent job on keeping track of everything and narrating at the same time. Hilarious how they couldn't get the card # to work, then you copy and paste it and it works right before his eyes, and he didn't wake up and realize it was a ruse. Then you tell him who you are, and it was all a joke, and he STILL doesn't wake up. They are so greedy to steal money they can't admit the obvious.
Have you ever tried to tell them you scratched the number off and can’t read them? That would probably add another hour having to go back to get more cards. Maybe send him picture of destroyed card
Yes he did. 😂 The one with her grabbing the cards and not activating them-48 cards ( he used a marker on paper to source the sound for counting the card 🤣) two were microwaved ( guy screaming no madam) one panel just peeled off etc. 🤣 It was awesome .
I noticed the scammers still use the older common American names like John, David, Adam, Alex, James, Steve.... but no Jacob, Justin, Josh, Zach, Dustin or Jason
As someone who does do some research on bots I can tell there isn't much update in the scamming world, it usually happens when the outside world changes radically in technology. I have looked at the same 90es russian spambots in my serverlog for well around 10 years. See, when a phone scammer identifies himself as "Steve", it is the same as when a spambot identifies itself as "Internex Explorer 6.0". All these scammers and spammers are very lazy. They do not change unless something forces them to change.
Our associates and managers basically just have to listen for the use of the wording "they are for my personal purpose, my personal use, for my grandchildren" lol I hope everyone who works a grocery floor or register, where they sell gift cards, is aware of the signs, That someone is being scammed!
Half the time I can't even be fucked to talk to family for 20 minutes yet you out here talking to human garbage for 5 hours. Bless you, you gawd dam king!
i just finished watching another full call where they were calling granny a sir haha yeehaw these long vids are just right when i need to focus on doing my work
"I don't have pen and paper, but I have mayonaise and this and that!" - 10 minutes later, "Oh there's a way to go back, I have it written down somewhere over here.." LOL!
1:04:03 - 1:08:20 Man this was hilarious. Once Suzie starts, she cannot be stopped! It's like talking to a brick wall. But man.. it stings a little bit hearing them curse under their breath, cause it makes you remember they don't care about sweet innocent Suzie at all, and all they want is her money. Calling these deprived scum bags 'human', would be complimenting them.
Kitboga know your aim is serious but just luv fun side as u r brilliant with mickey take and the scammers reaction oh so hilarious. its cathartic to watch. By way the video a few days ago with the squirrel scenario reading and writing was best fr me. Great visuals there. Lin
4:34:25 Scammer: MADAM YOU TAKING MY JOB AWAY FROM ME Kitboga: "If you don't stop yelling right now, you're gonna lose your job anyway!" Scammer: ~silence~
Im late, but man this is so enjoyable to listen to while at work! Customers will randomly hear me burst out in laughter and I'll forget I'm even at work!
There was a whole stream from either August 1st or 2nd of 2019, where there was an exaggerated drawing of the state of Texas. The whole stream is pretty much "all killer, no filler". It has Edna in the beginning dealing with a ridiculous refund scam where the "minimum" they can send you is $5,000 and you have to send $4,700 to get your $300 refund. It's laugh out loud hilarious.
I know that it may be "old"...but some of his best stuff is from the summer of 2019. He was in a zone then and most scammers weren't aware of his fame. They weren't calling him out as much. 1:13:19 1:19:36
1:15:00 I love how scammers going nuts when they need to explain for someone who doesn’t have a clue, that’s a big red flag on its own as nobody from genuine company would go so nuts
Transcript of my favorite part of this video from 1:47:58 to 1:54:02 -Do you have any grocery stores near to your house? A grocery store like Walmart? Walgreens? -Best Buy -CVS. Which one is near… which is nearest to your house? -Uh, oh gosh, what are they? Um… Toys R Us, UpUSA, Circuit City. -Ok. Circuit City, ok. Do you have Publix…do you have public 7-Elevens? -All of ‘em. You name it, we got it. -All of ‘em. -Uh… -Okay, so what you need… so what you need to do… Madam? Yes, but wh…what you need to do is that… what you need to do is that… -Trying to think… Hot Topic. - What was Barnes & Noble’s… wasn’t there like a competitor of Barnes & Noble at one point? I don’t remember. -Go to the Walmart store, you have Walmart, right? -I got all of…we got all of them. -Of CVS -Bo…uh, BORDERS . There’s a BORDERS. -Madam? Okay uhh, madam? How? Okay. Okay. Madam , but how far can you just let me know…Madam, could you just let me know how far the Dollar General from your house? -Bed Bath & Beyond, Sears, Olive Garden, YMCA , Flash Player. -Madam, how far…madam do you want…do you want to… Okay, like, could you just do me a favor? Could you just go down to the Dollar General? -Target -Could you… could you just go down to the Dol… -JCPenney, Ponderosa, uhh Arby’s, Chipotle. I think there’s even an Amazon warehouse somewhere around here. -Could you just go down to the Dollar General? Do you have Dollar… -Chuck E Cheese -Madam? -Golden Corral , Subway , Burger Shop , 7-Eleven , Western Sizzlin’, Red Lobster, Outback Steakhouse , Panda Express, Dominos . -I’m just reading what you type. -Five Guys, Shake Shack, Dollar General , Taco Bell, Red Robin, Bahamian Mamas, Doctors Without Borders, Spencer’s, Panera Bread, Trader Joe’s, G Fuel , Aldi’s , The Cracker Barrel , Quickstop, Dick’s Sporting Goods , Chili’s, Foot Locker , Applebee’s, Zumiez, Build-a-Bear, Tim Horton’s. -Best Buy. Best Buy. -That…that’s right! Yes! I have a…there’s a Best Buy. -Ye…yes. -There’s also a…umm …there’s a couple different …uhh…couple different places you could go to get gas, like a couple different gas stations. -Yes. -Umm…Kohl’s , Sharper Image , umm… Dollar General. There’s a… There’s a Sears. Did I mention Sears? Are any of these things that you’re looking for? I don’t know. Do any of these help you? Hello? -Can you j… -Did you hear me? -I say, can you just go dow…Yes, I can hear you. -Honey , I’ve been telling…I told you like 15 different stores, which one? Do you need me to repeat ‘em? I have a list. Sears, Circuit City, Toys R Us, Blockbuster, CVS, Subway. Stop…stop me if any of these help you. Please! Dollar General, 7-Eleven , Publix , Radio Shack . -(Scammer speaks in a foreign language) Dollar General . You understand Dollar General? -What? -Dollar General. Dollar General. -Yeah, I’ve heard of that before. -Yes. Go down to the Dollar General. Go down to the Dollar General and get the Google Play gift cards of $3500, okay? -Okay? Umm…I could probably do that. Do you need the money tonight? -Yes. -Okay.
20 uses for: 15:00 "This man has five computers" 1:07:00 "Egg salad sandwich" 1:26:30 "who's this?" 1:49:00 "sears, flash player, kfc" 1:54:28 "you can tell them I made a mistake" 2:01:30 "badadaaa" 2:09:40 "here we go!" 2:28:20 "what scam?" 2:34:00 "another hour potentially"
Scammers before call =👦🏾
After call = 👴🏾
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao was expecting the 🤬 emoji but this is better 😂👍
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤌🤌🤌
18:09 "this is the reality of life"
-a man pretending to be tech support, talking to a man pretending to be an inept grandma
That's the million-dollar irony right there!
pretending to be at the parking lot...
(2 more minutes of highway driving sounds and a country dirt-track...)
Epic!
😂
And only one of them is good at it
Does anybody fall sleep to these videos or is it just me? Lol
I fall asleep to kitboga
I do, so I watch each video over 3 or 4 nights as I keep having to go back☺
I nap to Kitboga reruns all the time!!!
Definitely not just you.
Yes its great except when you wake up your partner because your laughing, lol
Me waking up at 3am to “WHY ARE YOU REDEEMING!”
Happens to me too sometimes 😂
Love when I wake up to them screaming lolz
Best alarm clock
@@miekwavesoundlab Literally. Nothing feels better than waking up to a scammer suffering.
1:43:44 I'm really shocked by the complete 180 he takes here. How many times did he ask "Do you have kids?" And he says no. In the span of an hour he got married, had kids, and now his entire immediate family is going to go hungry because he's the only one who can feed them.
Hey as the saying goes.."life is what happens when you are making other plans".
Well it was a long call, I guess it is doable haha.
but near at to the end he said that his wife is working too...
@@sliceofheaven3026 by doing scams?
youre shocked that a scammer used lies and deception?
I love when she just straight up says "no" when he asks her to do things.
*UH HA*
Fun fact: "She" is actually Kitboga playing a character!
@@dv2945 big if true
@@dv2945 WHAT?!?!!?!
@@dv2945 OMG!!!
Scammr: MAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMm...
Gradma: The key to parenting is C O N D E N S A T I O N
Hard-of-hearing scammer: CONDOMSATION!??
😆😆
my gooodnesssssss
"Miiiiiiiiiiiiii Goooddnnnneeesssa" 🤣🤣
@@khosmo7097 d egenerate
Hearing the scammers' groans of dismay as Edna starts rambling on a story is just music to my ears. They know they're not getting out of story time.
Correction *Suzy
Omg Its amazingly funny bc they know it’s no escaping story tine..…
they deserve it lol
As someone who worked in retail for 10 years old people have certain questions and phrases where YOU KNOW 100% that you’re about to get trapped for a very very long time
Lol Edna's the one granny that wouldn't stop talking about cats and mayonnaise!
That rambling from 1:04:10 to 1:08:20 was masterfully done. Even Kit could not stop himself 😂😂 Love you, Kit!
watching this at work, got the to the bathroom portion and LOST IT... i have tears streaming down my face! Incredible!
Lol “who steals from an old lady what if someone stole from your mom”he was speechless for a few seconds. Lol
CHRISTINE HUNTER!!! ❤️
@@dillhole4603 ❤️❤️🤗
what is the timestamp?
@@mikebuzz, 1:50
@@dillhole4603 thanks
How does Kitboga ramble on and on with all that random stuff? Amazing how he gets into character.
I thought about this. I think maybe he has a list of random words and he just tries to string them together through a story
The same way I can look at my dog looking at a bird which reminds me of a time I was watching a bird, but someone was talking to me and they said something that reminded me of something a friend told me in 1995. So in a span of 3 minutes, dog looking at bird is a connection in my brain to some random memory when I was 16. Just a guess😆
It's all in the wig
@@jeremybettis8446 Wig power
Thousands of hours of practicing improv comedy. In his earlier videos he wasn't very good at the improv side. Practice makes perfect.
Oh, so this is _the_ Suzy Derkins, Edna's archnemesis.
Susie Derkins is also a recurring character from Calvin & Hobbes! I love the obscure references he makes that only a handful of people will get LOL
@@alexaviercuadrado Calving and Hobbes isn't obscure though
What the hell is Calvin and Hobbes???
This man is a writer, producer ,director and actor your show is way better than those in tv shows. Multi talented you are Kitboga🙏God bless
"excuse me 911, there's an elderly woman flying down route 66 at 80 miles an hour screaming that her pedal is stuck"
I'm 90 minutes in, and I already can't believe this scammer stays with Kitboga for another 4 hours...
I thought the same thing but if anyone can keep them on the phone it's Kit 😁
Right? Once he started yelling MADAM! I figured it would be not much longer... But maaaaan he hangs in there
@@katieb.1184 I guess it makes sense when you think about how they think they’re gonna make thousands of dollars
@John Hanley They're actually not allowed to hang up. They operate within a very toxic callcenter-culture, where they have to abide by strict rules. This is partly what makes these calls so funny, because they really want to hang up, but Kitboga pretty much knows exactly how far he can push it without giving them a legitimate reasons to hang up the call
A MAKA BUL
I love these full videos, its actually so relaxing listening throughout the day to scammers slowly loose their minds.
You edited this but missed 'it's' and 'lose'.
Schadenfreude
This "old lady" borderline gave this poor little scammer boy irreversible trauma! I love it.
Hands down
@@TheAzraf123 minute?
@@TheAzraf123 ok, I'm holding the down key what now?
The emotional manipulation by calling you honey and shit grates me.
It’s so 🤢
I love hearing the tone in the scammers' voices when Kitboga is about to ramble.
"No! Madam! Madam! No! Listen! No! No! Madammmmm..." *Silently sobs* xD
Or they say, ooh Gahh! OMG! They make me sick!
For some reason, even if you liked this song before, you won't it that much anymore.
At 2:54:00, the scammer has no respect for even giving the old lady some personal space to use the toilet. Kitboga made this part sound funny but really the scammer is a disgusting human being
He is absoluterly heartless to those scammers.
I watched a video where he literally stripped a scammer of his manhood. From top to bottom. There was no man left in that scammer. Like in at all.
@@nasirlemon yes they are
I mean, he started redeeming when there was still one full hour left... How the hell did he manage to keep the guy on the phone for another full hour??😂😂
LOVIN THESE EXTENDED VERSIONS!!!
This is hands down one of the best calls. He was so excited for the money and then it came crashing down.
"Are YOU gullible? Do you bank at Gull & Bull?" priceless
i actully didnt think i would like to see these completely unedited but im actully loving this new channel
As far as I'm concerned I like this one more than the original.
I watched this entire video from beginning to end while doing chores. I have never had so much fun cleaning house and doing laundry! You, sir, are the master of the scammer scamming game!
Whenever I want to laugh. Forget my pain. I get relief EVERYTIME .Even if I have watched before. Thank you for being you.
I always listen to Kitboga videos while working since it never really requires you to always look at the screen and ever since he started uploading more on More Kitboga I love it. I've watched all his videos more than 3 times and it's amazing finally getting extra context on some of the iconic calls. Love you Kitboga! God bless and happy painting
I listen while playing Lego etc..
They're happy little trees.
I fall asleep to his videos. Then I get woken up to the scammers yelling when he redeems the cards lol
I also work to his videos. I listen to the Steve call at least three times a week.
@@SeattleJen_ same here best way to play the series s is with Kitboga videos in the background
“Egg salad sandwiches?! Are you out of your mind?! Who eats those?!”
Oscar Martinez when going abroad
Me
Me, I love them even with curry mixed in, not much though, I'm starting to get hungry now.
Good job. Xx 🥰
Yep
Getting a notification that Kitboga just uploaded a 5 hour video, a great start to the day.
True♥️👌
☕️ and Kitboga is always a great way to start a morning 😊
@@Justcanadianjanjan Absolutely!!
Kit is a genius and knows his job. These videos are like watching movie part 1 & 2 back to back.
The world will stand still when he drops the Steve call. That call in all its unedited glory will be epic hahaha
Yasss tho
I’ve seen the full calls over at his Twitch twice already, it’s absolutely legendary
@@BSBMteam he only has the fourth part of steve on twitch i checked. ):
Classic call!
Type in "Kitboga Angriest Scammer I've Ever Called" and in the description of the video he has a link to all of the Steve videos
Man, if scammers put the same effort they put in scamming people in a real job they would make really good employees. I have a real job and i don´t even put a 10% the effort these guys put in scamming.
Woah! It's cool to find the first ever use of the google play card redeem. Funny how much it's become such a staple of Kit's streams now :D
2:53:37 "what we really need is reverb on the toot" *TOOTS* "heeeee 100% heard that. I did not mean for him to hear it"😂😂😂
Hahahahaha
me: i wish kitboga would upload today:(
kit: BET *5 hour video*
i wanna like this, but I don't wanna ruin the 69 likes xD
Kitboga is literally a better actor than half of Hollywood😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 I can watch these 3-7 hours of scamming forever!!!
The voice reveal at 5:17:40 will go down in history as one of the most legendary scenarios known to man.
At 3:12 I was tempted to hit the timestamp to see it... But NO, this ride is way too good to miss. Its incredible. Quite simply the best thing I've seen on YT in ages.
@@paulluce2557 Haha you definitely made the right choice!
I never can watch this parts I dont know why lol
@@LIGHTISBURNING i thought i was the only one!, same!
@@LIGHTISBURNING why? Just curious.
This was a masterpiece. You are a master. It was brilliant!!!
I like how he can keep composure when they start swearing. Saying nasty things. He doesn't lower himself to their level!!
ONG THE LAST TWO MINUTES WAS THE BEST PART!!! He was still trying to get $$$ from you! This’s how stupid/brain washed they’re!!! Great job bro!!! Keep it up! 👍👊🏻🙏🏼
1:44:45 radio silence for a while. He really has a way to guilt trip these guys and reach what is left of their souls, at least for a few moments.
😂😂😂
So good 😂😂😂
Lmaoooo so true 😂
yup and then the rage why she said he made a mistake right after that
I can’t believe I watched 5 hours and loved it! A lot of patience in this man.
I'm constantly amazed at how someone who knows they are committing a scam/crime has such a sense that they are in the right and shows the annoyance of someone who has been cheated. Is it that character that leads them to become scammers or is it a character that develops?
They are creeps with no conscience.
I have a real job and im not even 10% as motivated as these guys. Their efforts are missplaced but they have great work ethics haha
They love to cause harm to Americans. They think we all have it so good and we are all so rich that if they takes our savings it's just a "cup of water from the ocean" but what the scammers don't understand is how long it takes to save money and that there is no ocean, only a vast collection of cups of water
The defeat in this mans voice though, at the very end when Kit said he doubts he is married you can tell it killed him inside
@@Azerkeux good
PS. the $0.30 thing...he actually said 30 pence (UK) several times before realising he was speaking to US. He has used a couple of other UK specific terms or not known US ones which suggests his targets are normally UK.
That was beautiful!! Thank you for this!!
Best Kitboga phrase
"$500 has been added to your balance"
And a close 2nd…”My everyday blouse”
We did it honey!
Take a shot everytime the scammer says "Riiiiight" and "MADAME" 🍺🍺🍺
Oh no u are gonna get faaaded
@@cameronbanks1699 2:34:14 to 2:34:32 ... 12 shots! (1 "madame" and 11 "rights"!)...
@@michelea2326 playing a drinking game on any kitbooga video is a dangerous game 😂
@@michelea2326 lol
Imma die then
4:45:30 Kit: "There's not many good people left in this world"
Scammer: "Right right...."
this is one of my favorite calls...watched it a lot on twitch..
...thank you Kitboga for making so easily accessible
hoping you upload the full call with you and Vader going to the beach and the bank...so many twists and giggle-worthy moments
I really like the "interlude" aspect while you are allegedly going into the store. Break time. Very nice changeup. It must be tiring at times - you do an excellent job on keeping track of everything and narrating at the same time. Hilarious how they couldn't get the card # to work, then you copy and paste it and it works right before his eyes, and he didn't wake up and realize it was a ruse. Then you tell him who you are, and it was all a joke, and he STILL doesn't wake up. They are so greedy to steal money they can't admit the obvious.
his Google Play is done Differently then what everyone else uses and the Card numbers always work with 200 Dollars at a time
I honestly believe some of them are so stupid that they can't even fathom the technology and tricks KB uses.
@@RedBeardedJoe 500*
Some of them are so programmed (Because they're literally on a payroll doing this stuff) they just can't wake up.
@@sparkeymcmurphy $100*
Legend. Full 5 hour call. LETS GOOO
5 hour improv sesh
Let's gooooooooooooo
this is one of the all time best!
I don't know why they get so upset at Suzie's stories..they are delightful 😂
Have you ever tried to tell them you scratched the number off and can’t read them? That would probably add another hour having to go back to get more cards. Maybe send him picture of destroyed card
🤣😂yes!!
Yes he did. 😂 The one with her grabbing the cards and not activating them-48 cards ( he used a marker on paper to source the sound for counting the card 🤣) two were microwaved ( guy screaming no madam) one panel just peeled off etc. 🤣 It was awesome .
Yep.
Love the long vids. Perfect for work. Makes the day go by faster. Keep up the good work!
I noticed the scammers still use the older common American names like John, David, Adam, Alex, James, Steve.... but no Jacob, Justin, Josh, Zach, Dustin or Jason
No Chad!
As someone who does do some research on bots I can tell there isn't much update in the scamming world, it usually happens when the outside world changes radically in technology. I have looked at the same 90es russian spambots in my serverlog for well around 10 years. See, when a phone scammer identifies himself as "Steve", it is the same as when a spambot identifies itself as "Internex Explorer 6.0". All these scammers and spammers are very lazy. They do not change unless something forces them to change.
They use the name Alex alot
@@garyzuelch8152 and the surname Wilson
Alex and James are the kingpins 😈
“This is the reality of life” hit harder than the scammer meant it to.
Thank you for posting the long versions! I literally listen you your videos while I play World of Warcraft.
This!!
Yes!! Thx for blessing us with another upload 🥺😊
I’ve just woken up & you are still talking to them 😅. Wow thank you so much sweetheart for your persistence!
Our associates and managers basically just have to listen for the use of the wording "they are for my personal purpose, my personal use, for my grandchildren" lol I hope everyone who works a grocery floor or register, where they sell gift cards, is aware of the signs,
That someone is being scammed!
Brooklyn City with Golden Gate Bridge and O'Hare airport! Now that's news to a lot of us New Yorkers! LOL
One of my favourite calls ^^ so glad I can relive some great times again and again.
Half the time I can't even be fucked to talk to family for 20 minutes yet you out here talking to human garbage for 5 hours. Bless you, you gawd dam king!
i just finished watching another full call where they were calling granny a sir haha yeehaw these long vids are just right when i need to focus on doing my work
Legend status achieved Each and Everyday. Love love love this stream. ❤
Kit: Can you sing the National Anthem?
Scammer: Yes. (frantically goggles the words, then realizes he still doesn't know the tune)
4:47:25
Literally me:
"I don't have pen and paper, but I have mayonaise and this and that!" - 10 minutes later, "Oh there's a way to go back, I have it written down somewhere over here.." LOL!
Is it weird if I really want to hear more stories from the grandma Kitboga
I love your profile pic
No she is such a real sounding character. Love herto
"You're afraid of losing your job but you're eating dinner right now?" 1:36:10 Lol
*mouth full of food* “nO ma’am”
@@schmeeps4052 After gulping down the half-chewed food in his mouth. 😄
@@Elle-gc6fh lol WHY do they lie about even the smallest things?
Thank you for the full calls
1:04:03 - 1:08:20
Man this was hilarious. Once Suzie starts, she cannot be stopped! It's like talking to a brick wall. But man.. it stings a little bit hearing them curse under their breath, cause it makes you remember they don't care about sweet innocent Suzie at all, and all they want is her money. Calling these deprived scum bags 'human', would be complimenting them.
Yeah you can't call them a cockroach cuz that would be insulting the poor cockroaches
These are excellent to fall asleep to I use them every night thank you kit!
Him talking about soiling that box and the cat finding him really got that dude to change his vibe.
Kitboga know your aim is serious but just luv fun side as u r brilliant with mickey take and the scammers reaction oh so hilarious. its cathartic to watch. By way the video a few days ago with the squirrel scenario reading and writing was best fr me. Great visuals there. Lin
I really appreciate these full call uploads from Kit! I work from home, and this gets me through my day. ❤️
I'm waiting for the full angriest scammer saga and the epic pastor Stewart. ..(and for another Friday like that)
"I think I dribbled a little bit." That line killed me, lol. XD XD XD
Awesome haircut :) fits you very well!
I died!
The reveal hit Steve so hard he became the avatar of denial.
One of this lady I met on Scammers payback suggested me this channel!! Mahn oh mahn not disappointed at all 😂😂😂 this is pure gold
Love the name of the bank! Gull and Bull! And the bank's blurb! Priceless!
I can’t believe in the end, the scammer kept going on with the scam. He’s so blinded by his greed, he couldn’t see what was right in front of him 😂
Not sure I've ever seen anything more amazing than this video.
Hilariously demented…I love the way you frustrate and torment these moronic scammers!
Kitboga is never gonna die because I know Jesus has those notifications turned on for both channels 🤣
jesus does have a sense of humor. And he does not like hypocrites, so I bet you are right.
4:34:25
Scammer: MADAM YOU TAKING MY JOB AWAY FROM ME
Kitboga: "If you don't stop yelling right now, you're gonna lose your job anyway!"
Scammer: ~silence~
He cant even switch his script from demanding the url bar when the google search is exactly the same. So unaware.
Im late, but man this is so enjoyable to listen to while at work! Customers will randomly hear me burst out in laughter and I'll forget I'm even at work!
There was a whole stream from either August 1st or 2nd of 2019, where there was an exaggerated drawing of the state of Texas. The whole stream is pretty much "all killer, no filler". It has Edna in the beginning dealing with a ridiculous refund scam where the "minimum" they can send you is $5,000 and you have to send $4,700 to get your $300 refund. It's laugh out loud hilarious.
Kit you deserve a million subs
You peeled this guy apart like polly-o string cheese
You've already lost your job 4 times now😂😂 might as well make it a 5th haha makes no sense lol
Yeah.. I've been listening to you the whole time! That was hysterical!
Kit: 'Do you mind waiting just a couple more minutes'
Timer: 1h 54 out of 5h 23
lol
I know that it may be "old"...but some of his best stuff is from the summer of 2019. He was in a zone then and most scammers weren't aware of his fame. They weren't calling him out as much. 1:13:19 1:19:36
Kitboga, you are doing God's work! Keep it up!!
We all love this voice
1:15:00 I love how scammers going nuts when they need to explain for someone who doesn’t have a clue, that’s a big red flag on its own as nobody from genuine company would go so nuts
Transcript of my favorite part of this video from 1:47:58 to 1:54:02
-Do you have any grocery stores near to your house? A grocery store like Walmart? Walgreens?
-Best Buy
-CVS. Which one is near… which is nearest to your house?
-Uh, oh gosh, what are they? Um… Toys R Us, UpUSA, Circuit City.
-Ok. Circuit City, ok. Do you have Publix…do you have public 7-Elevens?
-All of ‘em. You name it, we got it.
-All of ‘em.
-Uh…
-Okay, so what you need… so what you need to do… Madam? Yes, but wh…what you need to do is that… what you need to do is that…
-Trying to think… Hot Topic.
- What was Barnes & Noble’s… wasn’t there like a competitor of Barnes & Noble at one point? I don’t remember.
-Go to the Walmart store, you have Walmart, right?
-I got all of…we got all of them.
-Of CVS
-Bo…uh, BORDERS . There’s a BORDERS.
-Madam? Okay uhh, madam? How? Okay. Okay. Madam , but how far can you just let me know…Madam, could you just let me know how far the Dollar General from your house?
-Bed Bath & Beyond, Sears, Olive Garden, YMCA , Flash Player.
-Madam, how far…madam do you want…do you want to… Okay, like, could you just do me a favor? Could you just go down to the Dollar General?
-Target
-Could you… could you just go down to the Dol…
-JCPenney, Ponderosa, uhh Arby’s, Chipotle. I think there’s even an Amazon warehouse somewhere around here.
-Could you just go down to the Dollar General? Do you have Dollar…
-Chuck E Cheese
-Madam?
-Golden Corral , Subway , Burger Shop , 7-Eleven , Western Sizzlin’, Red Lobster, Outback Steakhouse , Panda Express, Dominos .
-I’m just reading what you type.
-Five Guys, Shake Shack, Dollar General , Taco Bell, Red Robin, Bahamian Mamas, Doctors Without Borders, Spencer’s, Panera Bread, Trader Joe’s, G Fuel , Aldi’s , The Cracker Barrel , Quickstop, Dick’s Sporting Goods , Chili’s, Foot Locker , Applebee’s, Zumiez, Build-a-Bear, Tim Horton’s.
-Best Buy. Best Buy.
-That…that’s right! Yes! I have a…there’s a Best Buy.
-Ye…yes.
-There’s also a…umm …there’s a couple different …uhh…couple different places you could go to get gas, like a couple different gas stations.
-Yes.
-Umm…Kohl’s , Sharper Image , umm… Dollar General. There’s a… There’s a Sears. Did I mention Sears? Are any of these things that you’re looking for? I don’t know. Do any of these help you? Hello?
-Can you j…
-Did you hear me?
-I say, can you just go dow…Yes, I can hear you.
-Honey , I’ve been telling…I told you like 15 different stores, which one? Do you need me to repeat ‘em? I have a list. Sears, Circuit City, Toys R Us, Blockbuster, CVS, Subway. Stop…stop me if any of these help you. Please! Dollar General, 7-Eleven , Publix , Radio Shack .
-(Scammer speaks in a foreign language) Dollar General . You understand Dollar General?
-What?
-Dollar General. Dollar General.
-Yeah, I’ve heard of that before.
-Yes. Go down to the Dollar General. Go down to the Dollar General and get the Google Play gift cards of $3500, okay?
-Okay? Umm…I could probably do that. Do you need the money tonight?
-Yes.
-Okay.
20 uses for:
15:00 "This man has five computers"
1:07:00 "Egg salad sandwich"
1:26:30 "who's this?"
1:49:00 "sears, flash player, kfc"
1:54:28 "you can tell them I made a mistake"
2:01:30 "badadaaa"
2:09:40 "here we go!"
2:28:20 "what scam?"
2:34:00 "another hour potentially"
It’s not Arabic, he’s singing an Indian song in Hindi “the queen of my dreams when will you come to me”
you didn't timestamp the phone break :(
@@jackhazardous4008 watch the video and you will find it.
@@graggyking he talks for a bit after the singing. I too wish someone would translate it..