The Funeral - Scott The Woz
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ก.พ. 2025
- Scott celebrates death.
Twitter: / scottthewoz
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Music Used:
"Me for You" by George Callert
"Gay Time" by Alan Perry
"Bargains Galore" by Dennis Berry
"Holidays" by Ib Glindemann
"National Mourning" by Gerhard Trede
"Spindlelegs" by Cedric King-Palmer
"Workaday World" by Jack Beaver
"Piano Quintet No. 2 (Fauré)" by Gabriel Faure
"Award Winners (A)" by Otto Sieben
"Pomp and Ceremony" by Frank Damico
"Death Trap" by Gregor F. Narholz
"Auld Lang Syne (Slow Version)" by the Band of the Corps of Royal Electrical and Mechanical Engineers
"Auld Lang Syne" from Fresh Music Library
“Did you kill him?”
“Yeah… wait, not him.”
Scott has canonically killed.
Someone’s not getting the pacifist ending
*”THE STATEMENT STILL STANDS-“*
Remember he has no integrity and will do anything... and that offer still stands!
The polybius machine
Canonically, he had to have killed between BOTW vs SMO and this episode, because he says that he hadn't killed as of then.
"We had to make it, your brother didn't"
Holy this is gold
You've got the same profile as my WhatsApp picture lmao
“Congratulations you son of a bitch, your life is over”
5:25
"Uh, I forgot to write a speech, so I'm just going to repurpose what I wrote for his wedding. Congratulations, you son of a bitch, your life is over"
This got me more than it probably should've
This might be the best joke in the video
It got me too
Might be his best joke yet
@@blueclipsa hands down, it is
Are weddings like that?
“We had to make it, your brother didn’t” is the best written joke I have seen in a long time.
Edit: the reusing the wedding speech joke might have topped it
I prefer "He's my friend! He's dead!" I don't know the way Sam delivers the line is flawless
The "I agree, fuck the Cheetos" might've been better
the photo reel was really funny
“He’s getting so much attention! The corpse? Im supposed to be the life of the party, what does he have that I don’t? I don’t know, no pulse? Kill me.” Also pretty good joke
THIS IS HILARIOUS I DIES LAUGHING
I thought the funeral was a joke, but no, I was wrong. The lore continues.
Rippp
Remember there aren't no jokes when it comes to the lore in these videos. Anything can happen
Plus the funeral planner joke Is referencing the homecoming video
Yeah
How did this episode add lore 2 the Wozniakverse?
4:52 I like how Scott starts his speech with a "Hey all, Scott here".
He had to get it in the video somewhere
4:51 Anyone notice the ringing sound but he's hitting a water bottle
Hey y'all*
proud member of the hey y'all gang here
@@hadrienlampron2897 haha no
@@OK-mv4ihWhy the hell didn't I...?
This trickery should not stand!
I have never been so ecstatic to discover a funeral is happening
Yes
I have!
Ye
Sameeeee
Yay death!
I love how everyone in the Woz universe talks like they've never socially interacted with another human being before
Indeed.
“Hey, I agree. Fuck the Cheetos” is such an underrated gem
Especially with the reply “with the right demographics”
This literally dropped the day before my grandma’s funeral and this genuinely made me laugh. I’m sure this will get buried but thank you.
Wouldn't be a funeral without at least one burial.
It will definitely get buried if you print it out and tuck it into her casket
Buried like your grandma
@@AROAH god tier comment 😂
Go be the life of the party
I love how in Scott the Woz lore, death can be an inconvenience or it’s just treated like it’s nothing
Like real life
Just like Jesus “Rex” Christ
Sort of like the Devil Artemis universe.
@@salmonellamangoes6872 this is the truman show combined with danganronpa
@@Edgelite306 Jesus "Gex" Christ
Never has a Midwestern community center been so regularly abused.
“Oh god it’s the Wozniak guy again, get the deep cleaners!”
Seriously, where is that place and how the hell do they keep allowing Scott and his friends to film their shenanigans in their facilities?
@@aualga - It's just a place people rent for events and they can do whatever they want (within reason) as long as they don't damage anything.
@@ELPRES1DENTE45 Well, in that case, Scott must be keeping them in business.
@@aualga - It's owned by the city as a public resource. They don't really need much business other than to maintain upkeep, which judging by that wallpaper, isn't a very high bar.
This is what I love about Scott, he takes a joke that could've been easily tossed away and decides to do a full video with tons of effort into it anyway
And in all likelihood, jokes from this will be taken and used in future videos too
The jokes are literally too good as well I love the humor here
He still has to do a video on NieR Replicant.
At this point, Scott The Woz is just a wild bag of topics and I'm all for it
Wasn’t expecting you here
Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if he made a video on Bread.
everywhere i go i see your face
I wish I was a bag
Wait, First, Nintendo Life, and now, YOU?!
"We had to make it, your brother didn't" Is a line so well written that I was choke-laughing for about 40 seconds. My throat and lungs literally hurt now because that caught me so off guard.
A lot of the skit jokes scott writes don't land, but they go by so fast that you just barely notice, and when they land, my god do they land.
In my opinions they all land tremendously well, it just takes a while and by the time it sets in the next 3 jokes have already passed
You spend your whole life gathering guests for a funeral, and Scott has done it in style that I could dream of
Why'd you lose your verification?
@@SkinSlicer Ask yourself why did they have one to begin with
@@SkinSlicer He lost it because he comments on video’s all day
@@SkinSlicer he’s one of those comment guys that bought subs
@@SkinSlicer Removed it themselves
Hearing what is obviously Scott's words being spoken with Scott's mannerisms by other people is just hilarious to me I dont know why.
right ??? lol
This chat had 666 likes til SOMEONE GAVE IT A 667TH LIKE
Why must you deny Satan :(
Comedy is all about timing and delivery and these guys do it perfectly. Also it has good editing.
Honestly, at first I thought the "My back hurts!" was Scott...
Why do I hear it in your comment
5:31 is funny to me because the actor for Terry got married a few days ago according to Scott's Twitter. I'd like to imagine Scott said this for a joke during the wedding
New favorite episode, by a long shot. Literally fucking nothing happens in it. There is no stakes. No storyline. They just go to a funeral and make jokes for 8 minutes. Thank you Scott. Thank you.
Like The Homecoming Episode
@@DaDoodler25 that episode was incredible
I can't tell what's more weird: the fact that Scott manages to seamlessly connect videos of just lore and humor, and videos of reviews and humor, or the fact that a video about a funeral made me look up "can vegans eat potato chips."
Well can they?
@@jaysimpson3920 from what I can tell, only specific brands and types of chips.
@@michaeloverton04 aren't chips just potatoes
I get there are some types of flavourings that include the cute animals and their malk or eg, but c'mon, we really believing that's what it's made of?
@@amychi_ the additives are exactly what made me curious if vegans can eat potato chips.
@@amychi_ Cheetos are not potato chips, they are corn chips that are flavored with cheese, which is not vegan
Honestly, I’ve been incredibly scared of death for years and this video is the first time I’ve really felt like I might be able to accept it someday. Thanks Scott.
No offense but did this video really get you to accept ur mortality. If so thats hilarious
@@thickfrog5177 probably 14 years old or somethin
@@thickfrog5177 Its a good mindset to not treat it so seriously. That’s the only way I could ever accept it
"It's okay to let people like things"
"Even Xenoblade?"
"No,"
definitely the best part
As a fan of all Xenoblade games I also agree
Yeah…
As a fan of Chronicles X, he’s right
Bruh!
As a fan of all the Xenoblade games, I agree.
This is weird to me, my grandpa died this week and I finished planning his funeral today. Thanks Scott and friends for what you do, these videos are helping me get through this rough time
Edit: thanks to everyone giving condolences or sharing their own stories, it really shows how great this community is.
My condolences for you and your grandpa. Wishing you well 👍
Sorry mate.
@@tritonalabaster6269 he already deleted it lmao
@@tritonalabaster6269 wtf happened?
Sorry to hear bud, hope things start looking up for you soon!
"I miss him so much.
He's gone, and I'll never see him alive again."
"..."
*MY BACK HURTS*
“You can’t misspell funeral without U and I” is probably the best joke I’ve heard in a while
Scott in 2017 after seeing his channel kicking off: Oh boy! I can’t wait to see what I make in 4 years!
Scott in 2021: The Funeral - Scott The Woz
"I wonder what I'll make in 4 years"
Future Woz: "A funeral"
"oh shit, THAT'S AWESOME!"
Future Woz: "You'll also have reviewed Xenoblade a one point"
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@@QuintaFeira12 lol
5:25 this is genuinely one of my favorite jokes ever
The only good boomer joke
Love how Scott is linking all his videos together for one “cinematic universe” of the sorts
More of a connected universe right? They aren't movies, just videos.
The SCU Scott Cinematic Universe
It's my personal opinion that Scott the Woz is the opposite of the Nostalgia Critic in this regard. In which Scott's Universe is entertaining with and without context.
@@apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868 plus they’re all from one person, so it’s really just, a show
@coolcomment84 True, whereas Nostalgia Critic was neither entertaining with context nor without context
2:08 The way the crisps just fall afterwards
RIP Rex Mohs, you’ll be missed.
I wonder where the spam bots are
Crisps :O
Hello again Pixel
Chips*
ew a br*tish "person" 🤢🤮
Imagine if this is someone's first time experiencing Scott the Woz they will just be so confused
Indeed is my first time watching Scott the Woz, I'm confused aaaaa.
I'd love an explanation
So basically he talks about Nintendo games and sometimes he puts alot of effort into these funny videos which have their own story I bet there is some sort of playlist with all of them
@@Chickensandwich19 Oh thanks! I'll check more soon.
This'll be my brother's, it's too funny not to show him!
I gotta respect Scott for going out of his way to buy a coffin and at least 50 bags of chips for one video and it’s not even one of his gaming videos. Now that’s commitment.
tbf, it looks more like a prop halloween coffin than a proper casket, so it likely didnt cost *that* much, especially on clearance
The beauty of tax write off ✍️
Not to mention rent a room and tables with chairs
@@2-Way_Intersection it’s life size, that’s all that matters
The chips are also sold in big boxes for fairly cheap and have 18-50ish, the bags aren't that big themselves
I like how death is just like a sickness or common thing in the Scott the woz universe
I like that death isn't, in ours
It's not one in our world ?
Murder is sickness. Death is apparently permanent.
And how people can die more than once
@@jwr2904 That's right. Don't worry. Grandma just went to a farm upstate.
They filmed this the night Scott first aired on G4. In the tweet you can also see fully sized water bottles on the table, which are canonically too tall for Rex, explaining why he was dehydrated this entire video.
You mean Mario wasn’t the only character to have a funeral this year?
I guess not
He's DEAAAD??????? Call 911!!!!
Wendy’s Employee and Mario an iconic funeral having pair
Wow
wait... dfk. Dan from Nintendo Life here commenting on Scott the Woz????
"We had to make it, your brother didn't"
Brutal scott, brutal
Yea
*Destruction 100*
"I hate it when big corporations take advantage of the dead for profit"
"Give the startups a chance for once"
We've got another funeral on the way. Cause of death is laughter
can i sponsor it?
The "glass clinking" by tapping a steak knife against a plastic water bottle actually made me do a double take, back it up, and make sure that actually just happened. Brilliant.
It's such a small thing, but that and the fact that the mic stand doesn't even have a mic in it, is the type of tiny background humor that is so brilliant.
Man I love when Scott does these original videos without talking about his eighty-seventh copy of Wii Play for thirty minutes.
Yeah, now his Eighty-Eighth copy? Never gets old
I love how there is an in-universe difference between being murdered and dying.
Scott’s really showing us that he could just make a sitcom about these guys with only a passing mention of video games and still make it incredibly entertaining at this point
I would love a Scott the Woz sitcom
I feel like a recurring theme in Scott’s work is “what if [not business] was a business?” And I love it
Ever since On your Mark, Get Set, Munch
death is a very big business
I mean, he DOES have 'complaining about video game esoterica' as a business, who can say where the line is drawn?
Really says a lot about our society
Of course
7:39 "You know what happens when things get mass-produced?" works perfect with the subtle overdub!
I love how despite being in the same conversation they’re constantly changing what kinds of chips they’re holding
I like to think, instead of having someone make sure there was continuity between shots. They had someone making sure the chips were ALWAYS different.
Makes me think of one of his earlier videos, Bargain Bin Christmas, where Rex was drinking water bottle after water bottle, and each shot had him in a different location or drinking them in a different way
As someone who lost 3 friends this year, the quote "I'm tired of of death being shoved in my face, quite honestly I'm dead tired." Was SO good
Damn sorry to hear that
Must have been a fitting video for you.
7:31 “even Xenoblade? No.” Killed me.
That's it, get in the coffin!
This was honestly one of the funniest episodes in a while. I love all the episodes that aren't really related to games so much as it is just seeing everyone interact in fun ways
“We *had* to make it. Your brother didn’t.”
If I wasn’t going to hell before, I definitely am now for laughing hysterically at that.
I love these completely random, wacky videos that basically satirize normal, basically everyday events for no video game reason. It’s great.
"Congratulations you son of a bitch, your life is over."
I actually audibly laughed.
I can see this as a graduation quote
I would hope so, that was a joke after all
There’s no better place to eat an excessive amount of Cheetos
Hi chris
I agree with you f**k the Cheetos
@@janddiboi dont fuck the cheetos
@@Moald too late
@@MARS_UNOVA_burn did it hurt?
never thought I would ever burst out laughing at the line "he's my friend, he's dead!"
"Hey, didn't know you guys would make it!"
"We had to make it, your brother didn't."
"How's he holding up in there?"
>Glances over
"Dead."
Scott is truly a master of comedy.
I have no idea how I miss these jokes
I love Scott's style of literal humor.
@@njdotson you mean the lines they are saying?
Are you watching on mute?
Its so quickfire and deliberate. He has a master sense if timing
7:53 The absurd, unfitting nature of the background music here is actually pretty funny to me, Scott quite literally put the "fun" in funeral in the most unfitting way possible, and it's kinda hilarious
Proud of Scott for getting sponsored by Frito-Lay, by the way, it was a VERY bold move to purposefully murder the Wendy's Employee in a Scott The Woz episode years ago to prepare for the sponsor
In all seriousness, I really enjoy it whenever Scott makes original skits like these, The Trial was pretty dang great, and this video is also quite entertaining
Pffft, Frito-Lays is nothing. My Grandfather's funeral was sponsored by Mtn Dew Gamerfuel!
@@EZOnTheEyes you think thats cool? My uncles funeral was sponsored by THE XBOX 😎 top that
@@Juan_Garcia07 oh please My Brothers funeral got sponsored by Bridgestone Tires
Hello moon
Which video was it where he kills Wendy's employee?
I don’t know why anyone isn’t talking about this, but I like how Rex takes off the Wario hat even though he originally wore it for the funeral.
Well, he took off the hat, at Scott’s request and Rex’s expense
Terry Lesler putting his business card on the Wendy's employee is comedy gold.
Indeed it is!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao I thought it was gonna be the bill!
311 likes wow thanks you guys!
The time stamp is 2:50 to those wondering
Me: *busy*
Scott: *posts*
Me: MY LIFE CAN WAIT
I am so sorry
You should do a crossover where you build Scott a machine to throw games in the toilet for him
hi louis
me: *at my funeral*
(hears the scott the woz theme)
me: *IT'S GEX NIGHT AND NO ONE TOLD ME?!*
So Scott was why it took so long to cook ur meat back when we had the meat beater?
It's been since "You're not an RPG guy!" That a funeral has a been a running joke, and now it's actually getting an episode.
homecoming
It's crazy how he’s went almost 5 minutes without saying ''Hey All, Scott Here.''.
Rewatch you're not an RPG guy
@@Bomberninja oh yeah he says it at the end
Duuuuuude I didn’t even realize he said it!!
Lmao "the casket shack". Whoever writes this stuff is a genius. I've never seen this style of comedy before, and I love it.
It’s all Scott
"We had to make it, your brother didn't"
HOLY FUCK LMAO
I would love to live in the world of Scott The Woz! Everyone's a lunatic and nothing makes a lick of since, but no one's ever bored.
You're already in one
Dum dum duuuummm...
This is what happens when Videogame Dunkey is your God.
“Hey didn’t know you guys would make it”
“We had to make it, your brother didn’t”
HOLY SHIT
5:26 That has to be one of my favorite Scott the Woz jokes of all time.
"youre a grown man. You can die whenever you want"
Thats a George Carlin level line right there.
It resonated with me something fierce
This feels like a visit to the hospital saying “get well soon” but a couple steps ahead
The subtle touch of Auld Lang Syne to let everyone know it's still a holiday special is..well, a great touch.
Yay my funeral, ive waited my entire life for this moment
Yeah, I've been tryna grind out some achievements for my funeral myself, maybe see if I can set a world record for "most separate misdemeanors mentioned in someone's eulogy"
“We had to make it, your brother didn’t” ABSOLUTELY LOST MY SHIT
2:35 I love Rexs joyful strut as he walks to the coffin
Every Scott the Woz sketch like this feels like a bunch of ai trying to recreate normal human life.
We had to make it, your brother didn’t.
JESUS CHRIST SCOTT
"Death is SPECIAL, you know what happens when things get mass produced." being out of sync is comedic genius. Bless Scott's brilliant mind.
"Even Xenoblade?"
That line absolutely killed me. My funeral will be next Friday thanks to our generous patrons over at Frito-Lays™
"no"
This on-going storyline of the Mario Party and the Scott the Woz Originals is one of the most creative and ironically written series I've ever seen.
"We had to make it, your brother didn't" is the new greatest Scott the Woz quote
I was giggling the entire time, but "congratulations, you son of a bitch, your life is over" BROKE me X,D X,D X,D!!! I don't know why, or how, but it just banged on the sweet spot of my funny bone, and had me bent over wheezing.
Scott, you broke me, feel proud.
I only discovered Scott like a couple of months ago, and thankfully managed to find and watch the videos that ‘canonically’ lead up to this one- and good god can I just say this dude’s writing and the deliveries of both him and his friends are just hysterical. Like this is not the level of quality I was expecting upon finding who I had initially (and falsely) assumed to be ‘just another review channel.’
Keep up the awesome work Scott, you’re f***ing hilarious bro.
"Wait a minute guys, there's a dead guy in here!" is such an underrated line that gets me every time
You can see Dominic/target employee trying not to laugh at 4:40 can't wait to see the bloopers for this
I love the attention to detail in regards to chip bag continuity starting at 3:40.
0:57 is so funny, especially with how Scott delivers the joke
Genuinely love how I can always go into a Scott video knowing it’s gonna be a hoot and a holler
I hope Scott comes to my funeral, otherwise I'm not dying 💔
Same
🔫 Let's make that a reality right now!
@@fartbasket92 alright
Nice pfp. Are you excited for Metroid Dread?
@@ishanpahwa1179 I've had this profile for years lol, im hoping to get it this Christmas
I honestly really enjoy Jeb Jab's role here. He vocalizes the fear of death that many of us silence, for fear of impropriety. Yet it dwells, at some level, across humanity. Setting this sort of seriousness against the lighthearted goofiness of the other characters is premium comic storytelling.
The sketch-only episodes were always hit or miss for me, but the team really pulled it together for a rockin' funeral
Just went to my grandads funeral and this was basically a shot for shot remake of it, so realistic
the bit with Terry giving the corpse his business card was one of the best jokes in the whole vid
6:05 I wish I could say that at a real funeral
I am gonna drop the; “They truly are, the definitive carcus.” At my own funeral.
“we had to make it, your brother didn’t” this is one of my all time favorite scott the woz lines
Honestly this whole episode sums up why I like Rex Mohs so much. His actor has some of the funniest line deliveries in the whole series and honestly the facial expression at 4:13 alone sells how great of an actor he is.
This is the funniest funeral since King Henry VIII's
Yes
Nah, mine was funnier
@@pulse27 cap
Insert family guy cutaway
"Holy crap Lois this is better than the time I attended king Henry the eighth's funeral"
Man Scott’s been uploading so much and I got so much respect
5:33 I was watching this in the middle of the night and I had to contain my laughter, but that really set it off(it keeps getting better and better and I can’t stop I’m gonna get kicked out lmao)
I love that Scott the woz episodes range from video game reviews to entire comedy skits, it’s awesome
5:55 made me laugh harder than it should have
**Vine Boom**
LMAO@@AgainWhy
i feel like this video taught me the true meaning of Christmas
Gotta say, I prefer the skit pieces with all you guys, your creative writing and amazing timing is simply a wonder to watch. Unironically inspiring :)
8 minutes and so many quotable lines. But ultimately, I chose:
Rex: It's okay to let people like somethings from time to time and do what they like to do.
Scott: Even Xenoblade!?
Rex: No.
Target Employee: Hey! I didn't know you guys would make it!
Scott: We had to make it, your brother didn't.
“Hey, I agree, fuck the cheetos. But that’s not going to help your marketability”
@@rickilydickily "It might with the right demographic."
These videos are relatively underrated compared to Scott's other videos. Such a clear enjoyment of film making among friends. It's great!
Finally, Scott finally covered this genre. It took him long enough!