Now that it's grown in more, I agree. When it was thinner and more scraggly, due to his hair and size, he visually really reminded me of Boogie2988, which is a bit unfortunate. But yeah, dude is rocking it.
To anyone wondering, the words that appear during the brain deletion segments are in French. They roughly translate to the following in order of appearance: "Spirit purifies" "Bald" "Look at my ass"
My dad makes grilled cheeses with the mayo on the outside instead of butter, I always wondered why they tasted SO much better than mine. It sounds weird and gross but it turns out really good!
I can vouch for the mayo on the grilled cheese, I used to work for Five Guys and that’s how they toast their grilled cheeses as well. No grilled cheese ever tasted the same since
34:18 i agree with Bob on this one, microwaving the whole butter is such a waste, even though I do that myself by letting it melt on its own, without the use of a microwave.
I do thin layer of peanut butter on BOTH SLICES of bread to avoid soggy-ass bread, and leave an un jellied/jammed border to avoid the messy spilling game.
Okay so I guess I'm a psychopath then but to be fair, for a while, I did it because I would save the wrapping paper to reuse it for different crafts later.
31:42 Yes Wade, that is the ONLY way I eat grilled cheese. Sear the ham first though. Melts the cheese from the inside👍 31:58 Bob, you are correct. My family has done this for years. Much better spread than cold butter straight out of the fridge!!
1, sandwiches: my FAVORITE is sliced apple, ham and swiss cheese toasted in the air fryer/toaster oven. 2, growing up, I was a MENACE to my grandmother. My parents always let me wrap it because I would tape EVERY easy way to open it on the ends. EVERY year. EVERY individual item.
It's fascinating watching the madness of 3 people trying to determine the proper way to make something as simple as a sandwich. Also I don't care what people say, Markiplier's the unhinged one. *Licking the knife clean again* before re-use? All other arguments out the window. Knife-licker.
Oh my god yeah, the way he acted like that meant it was clean too 😭 Like the human mouth is so gross, all that bacteria festering in his peanut butter must be studied in a lab
please im at work and when mark and bob started arguing about warming up the whole stick of butter and getting bread dingle berries in the butter i FOUGHT FOR MY LIFE not to burst out in laughter. the tears are rolling down my face trying to hold in the laughs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Uh oh? No uh oh, YOO HOO. This is great. Please don't be a douche and make anyone feel like uploading these is bad in any form or fashion. I hate Spotify and would love to watch them here.
@anthonystaton3740 oof. I'm glad these are available on youtube now, but also, rip my sub feed. No need for the negativity and calling people "douche". Think before you reply, pls.
@@JakuhoShiro I did think before posting did you? What if comments like these give the impression that downloading to TH-cam isn't worth it. Did you think about that?
So for PB&J's. Always use a spoon. Rememeber you don't have to put PB in the fridge normally. SO it's always soft. Make sure to lick to spook clean or wipe it off before putting in the jam/jelly/preserves. Jam if you ask me is the better to use it spreads better. Also do not use mayo of Grilled cheese. It just has no taste. All you need to do is melt enough butter on the pan and before you flip it melt more in the pan just before you flip.
I'll say it. I hate crunchy cereal. Why the hell do I want that shredded mouth skin just because I want a lazy man breakfast? I pour my bowl, cereal first, and then let it sit while I either clean up, or prepare additional things. For me, perfect is when it has just lost the crunch, but if it's gone downright soggy, I still prefer that over going through the rest of my day as Bleeding Mouth Magoo.
Ok, jelly and jam are two entirely different beasts. And I'm not talking Brit/Aus jelly (what Americans call jello). I mean jelly is made from fruit juice, jam is made from whole fruit. You absolutely use a knife to spread jam, no spoon can manage those fruit chunks. Jelly is totally spoonable.
I think what Mark got so hung up on with the jelly/knife thing is he *actually* uses jam but neither side noticed they were talking about different items. You can't put jelly on a knife, but you *can* put jam (preserves) on a knife.
38:25 As a multiple bowl devourer pouring the milk first is too inefficient. I need the first bowl dry cereal then I pour milk until all cereal is covered, and thensome, so that I'll have enough for the second bowl. Which, alas, there is no choice but to have milk first and cereal second.
How to make PB(Sans J) Sandwich (In Order): 1: Check bread and if safe pull out 4 slices of bread. If not, check another loaf of bread after you dispose of the tainted bread. 2: Toast two pieces of bread. Put peanut butter on both pieces of bread while the other two toast. 3: Retrieve the toast and put each one on the peanut butter side of the bread. 4: Put peanut butter on one of the pieces of toast and combine the two sandwiches toast side together. 5: Compress them down so that the melting/ed peanut butter is coaxed into the toast. 6: Enjoy your soft sandwich with peanut butter crisp interior. Optional: Use one piece of toast instead of 2, however you must perform steps 3-5 quickly to avoid heat dissipation. This will create a smaller sandwich for those less hungry. Optional2: Follow the above processes, however when using bread, make sure to use the ends (the best part) of the bread so that it holds the heat in better and provides a more carmellized bread flavor, as well as providing a rougher texture without holes for the peanut butter to pass through. This will lend to better peanut butter mixture with toast and a cleaner sandwich.
i dont really like square bread, i prefer the more circular one, especially if I made it myself, that is the good stuff. (btw, if you use proper good quality products, the bread can be good for up to 2 weeks) P.S. i do use a generic oven to bake it.
its also interesting that america only knows sandwiches with 2 pieces of bread, one at the top and one at the bottom, but here in Europe, we or well I, just use one piece of bread and of course its for the bottom.
Thought these where once a week like there's been loads in less than 24 hours . Also is everyone safe from the LA fires, sending love to you all. Also that Mark flashback took me back. hahhaa Bob you can always give the table to someone who needs and would appreciate a new table,rather than just throw it
Now for cereal you fill it with milk eat the cereal that’s in there then any milk left you use to eat even more cereal so that way you don’t have to drink the milk
i put more jelly than peanut butter and only ever use a knife to get it out cuz i use one utensil for making the pb n j and using a spoon to put the peanutbutter on the bread is physco move
ok. so licking the jelly knife - gross. peanut butter FIRST and then wipe off the butterknife with the other slice of bread so it's nice and clean, and then scoop out the jelly with said knife; cereal first. milk second until the cereal is practically overflowing; underwear, undershirt, pants, shirt, socks, shoes; two consecutive slices of bread flipped inverted so they match back to gather
I don't get all the people saying they don't want soggy cereal. the best cereal is half way through a bowl, when it is saturated and there are still plenty of each part of non homogeneous kinds.
Milk is a condiment for the cereal. A fixed amount doesn’t exist, just enough for the cereal. Cause I’m eating the cereal, I need the cereal to ratio the cereal.
Whether it's cereal first or milk first, here's something objectively wrong: my mom pours her mini-wheats and milk in a bowl... and then waits... 5 minutes, then 10, 15... It's just mush at that point, and it makes me die inside.
As bad as my memory was, I also remembered Final Fantasy 10 as it's my favorite of the series, I argue with my brother ( FF7 purist) about it to this day.
I bet mark&amy used miracle whip instead of like helmsman mayonnaise. I do like miracle whip, but something about it doesn't crisp like "regular" mayonnaise. Maybe it's something about fat? or eggs?
lemme just say this beard that bob has going on right now is WORKING
It really is. I love beard Bob. He's cool 😎
Now that it's grown in more, I agree. When it was thinner and more scraggly, due to his hair and size, he visually really reminded me of Boogie2988, which is a bit unfortunate. But yeah, dude is rocking it.
I did not expect that the most angry they would get at each other would be about sandwich making.
oh boy i sure love the inconvenient cut out that will surely not be exploited
Nah, the internet is way too mature for that. Would never happen.
@@MLM614 if only you knew 🫠
hahahaha
Saw this last week on Spotify, one of my absolute favorites I love when they just yell at eachother the whole episode
Isn't that every episode?
This is better yelling cuz its about pointless shit people do everyday. @@Thomas_Angelo
To anyone wondering, the words that appear during the brain deletion segments are in French. They roughly translate to the following in order of appearance:
"Spirit purifies"
"Bald"
"Look at my ass"
My dad makes grilled cheeses with the mayo on the outside instead of butter, I always wondered why they tasted SO much better than mine. It sounds weird and gross but it turns out really good!
And that's coming from an old farmer guy who LOVES his margarine so you know you can trust him lmao
I can vouch for the mayo on the grilled cheese, I used to work for Five Guys and that’s how they toast their grilled cheeses as well. No grilled cheese ever tasted the same since
This episode doesn't feel neurotypical lol
"I DO IT RIGHT ALSO!!!" shaking his little head at 30:49 took me out
34:18 i agree with Bob on this one, microwaving the whole butter is such a waste,
even though I do that myself by letting it melt on its own, without the use of a microwave.
27:02 I do the same thing as Wade, I set 2 pieces of bread down and flip one, so that they line up
Thank you guys for making content, it's really been cheering me up lately
Beard Bob is a GREAT look for him
I do thin layer of peanut butter on BOTH SLICES of bread to avoid soggy-ass bread, and leave an un jellied/jammed border to avoid the messy spilling game.
Of course Mark "I'm not a masochist" Fishbach played a healer
I'd think he would play tank with that mentality. To be fair, healers command attention.
What an amazing episode, I've watched the whole thing i promise dont look into thay further.
I've looked into it further...
I’d like some context on this please.
Okay so I guess I'm a psychopath then but to be fair, for a while, I did it because I would save the wrapping paper to reuse it for different crafts later.
You pour cereal first, so that way you can correctly measure the amount of milk that you need
Believe it or not, that is the first time I have seen this specific reasoning.
Also mark being a milk before cereal guy made me feel sad lol
“I’ll die on this hill” THEN YOU SHALL PARISH
Honestly one of the funniest episodes, I've listened to in awhile
29:27 I love how your guys's talks are both heated & casual
Bob with a beard is something I need to
31:42 Yes Wade, that is the ONLY way I eat grilled cheese. Sear the ham first though. Melts the cheese from the inside👍
31:58 Bob, you are correct. My family has done this for years. Much better spread than cold butter straight out of the fridge!!
Knife. You use a knife. Peanut butter first, wipe the peanut butter on edge of bread, then knife into jelly. Spoon? Lunacy.
1, sandwiches: my FAVORITE is sliced apple, ham and swiss cheese toasted in the air fryer/toaster oven.
2, growing up, I was a MENACE to my grandmother. My parents always let me wrap it because I would tape EVERY easy way to open it on the ends. EVERY year. EVERY individual item.
It's fascinating watching the madness of 3 people trying to determine the proper way to make something as simple as a sandwich.
Also I don't care what people say, Markiplier's the unhinged one. *Licking the knife clean again* before re-use? All other arguments out the window. Knife-licker.
Oh my god yeah, the way he acted like that meant it was clean too 😭
Like the human mouth is so gross, all that bacteria festering in his peanut butter must be studied in a lab
The real secret to pb&j is toast the bread and mix the pb&j together in a bowl before you make the sandwich
I was surprised that he did matters about order too
please im at work and when mark and bob started arguing about warming up the whole stick of butter and getting bread dingle berries in the butter i FOUGHT FOR MY LIFE not to burst out in laughter. the tears are rolling down my face trying to hold in the laughs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Uh oh, here comes another batch.
Lol, I was about to say exactly "uh oh, Mark's servers are up again"
Yay!!!
Uh oh? No uh oh, YOO HOO. This is great. Please don't be a douche and make anyone feel like uploading these is bad in any form or fashion. I hate Spotify and would love to watch them here.
@anthonystaton3740 oof. I'm glad these are available on youtube now, but also, rip my sub feed. No need for the negativity and calling people "douche". Think before you reply, pls.
@@JakuhoShiro I did think before posting did you? What if comments like these give the impression that downloading to TH-cam isn't worth it. Did you think about that?
i had to pause my mobile game to audibly GASP when Mark said he pours his milk before the cereal. CEREAL FIRST LMAO
Nah nah nah wade and Bob are crazy you only need a knife to scoop everything
So for PB&J's. Always use a spoon. Rememeber you don't have to put PB in the fridge normally. SO it's always soft. Make sure to lick to spook clean or wipe it off before putting in the jam/jelly/preserves. Jam if you ask me is the better to use it spreads better. Also do not use mayo of Grilled cheese. It just has no taste. All you need to do is melt enough butter on the pan and before you flip it melt more in the pan just before you flip.
My favorite skit/s will always be props.
Fried peanut butter sandwich is the BOMB. I don't condone using mayo but do it the grilled cheese way. You will be pleased.
I'll say it. I hate crunchy cereal. Why the hell do I want that shredded mouth skin just because I want a lazy man breakfast? I pour my bowl, cereal first, and then let it sit while I either clean up, or prepare additional things. For me, perfect is when it has just lost the crunch, but if it's gone downright soggy, I still prefer that over going through the rest of my day as Bleeding Mouth Magoo.
Ok, jelly and jam are two entirely different beasts. And I'm not talking Brit/Aus jelly (what Americans call jello). I mean jelly is made from fruit juice, jam is made from whole fruit. You absolutely use a knife to spread jam, no spoon can manage those fruit chunks. Jelly is totally spoonable.
38:00 i've had my doubts but this proves it, mark is insane.
I think what Mark got so hung up on with the jelly/knife thing is he *actually* uses jam but neither side noticed they were talking about different items. You can't put jelly on a knife, but you *can* put jam (preserves) on a knife.
this episode is basically Bread part 1.5
for some reason, Mark always gets heated when talking about anything wheat
MARK DOES WHAT WITH BUTTER!?!?!
I really like this podcast because it is really funny and interesting to listen to latterly my favorite podcast to listen to
38:25
As a multiple bowl devourer pouring the milk first is too inefficient. I need the first bowl dry cereal then I pour milk until all cereal is covered, and thensome, so that I'll have enough for the second bowl. Which, alas, there is no choice but to have milk first and cereal second.
38:04 *Clicks on Mark’s channel, hits unsubscribe, open all social media, block all Mark accounts, slam laptop closed, sets fire to house* 💀
Understandable, but whatever Bob's way is is so much more cursed...
This has the potential to age horribly.
@@KnightWhoSaysNopeAvi yeah that last part...
for pb n j you do jerlly first then wipe the jelly off on the bread for peanutbutter
YOURE THE ONLY CORRECT PERSON HERE THANK YOU
For pb&j, take your peanut butter and jelly and mix them together in a tinny thing and THEN spread the mix onto your bread.
Bread, smooth Jif PB, preserves, PB on other slice of bread boom best PB and J. Wheat bread preffered!
hearing everyone argue about pb and j is the best thing ive seen on this podcast, next only to the scary tape
49:56 Wasn’t expecting the punch 😂😂
32:00 I do both for different situations
Mayo on the inside like a cheese burger
Butter on the outside like grilled cheese and such
How to make PB(Sans J) Sandwich (In Order):
1: Check bread and if safe pull out 4 slices of bread. If not, check another loaf of bread after you dispose of the tainted bread.
2: Toast two pieces of bread. Put peanut butter on both pieces of bread while the other two toast.
3: Retrieve the toast and put each one on the peanut butter side of the bread.
4: Put peanut butter on one of the pieces of toast and combine the two sandwiches toast side together.
5: Compress them down so that the melting/ed peanut butter is coaxed into the toast.
6: Enjoy your soft sandwich with peanut butter crisp interior.
Optional: Use one piece of toast instead of 2, however you must perform steps 3-5 quickly to avoid heat dissipation. This will create a smaller sandwich for those less hungry.
Optional2: Follow the above processes, however when using bread, make sure to use the ends (the best part) of the bread so that it holds the heat in better and provides a more carmellized bread flavor, as well as providing a rougher texture without holes for the peanut butter to pass through. This will lend to better peanut butter mixture with toast and a cleaner sandwich.
I thought I was the only one using paper towels as a "plate" when making a sandwich, so this episode was oddly validating.
my spotify doesnt load the videos since i moved so im so glad they are here too now
Wade talking about the 4th corner of the paper towel, makes me feel seen.
I was with Mark every step of this video until the cereal, cant believe ive been watching this monster for years without knowing
I'm an OG Mark fan I've been watching him since he first started his channel but I don't trust those who put Milk first lol
Cannot tell you how much worlds need this…wait, you already know….it’s the actual name of the Podcast 😊
I do peanut butter first then jelly. The peanut butter acts like a glue for the jelly and makes it easier to get it out.
That was so funny I don’t even remember the first few minutes for some reason!
I gotta say, bob rocks the goatee pretty well 🤷🏻
Im with mark on all the pb&J stuff. I use a knife, i lick said knife, and i also use less jelly to peanut butter for the perfect ratio.
cereal first, THEN the milk Mark, you psycho
Exactly
The drum beat when Mark's reading the NBA article... I can't place my finger in it, but it feels so familiar. 🤔🤔
i dont really like square bread, i prefer the more circular one,
especially if I made it myself, that is the good stuff.
(btw, if you use proper good quality products, the bread can be good for up to 2 weeks)
P.S. i do use a generic oven to bake it.
its also interesting that america only knows sandwiches with 2 pieces of bread, one at the top and one at the bottom,
but here in Europe, we or well I, just use one piece of bread and of course its for the bottom.
Distractible is too good
Thought these where once a week like there's been loads in less than 24 hours . Also is everyone safe from the LA fires, sending love to you all. Also that Mark flashback took me back. hahhaa Bob you can always give the table to someone who needs and would appreciate a new table,rather than just throw it
Now for cereal you fill it with milk eat the cereal that’s in there then any milk left you use to eat even more cereal so that way you don’t have to drink the milk
7:38
I can't get enough
i put more jelly than peanut butter and only ever use a knife to get it out cuz i use one utensil for making the pb n j and using a spoon to put the peanutbutter on the bread is physco move
Playing this along with the one uploaded 16 minutes ago rn
One in each ear lol
More pb than jelly every single time
40:08 NEVER??? How has that ever been a problem
Needed this rn lol
33:29 y'all don't keep a stick of butter on a butter dish on the counter??
ok. so licking the jelly knife - gross. peanut butter FIRST and then wipe off the butterknife with the other slice of bread so it's nice and clean, and then scoop out the jelly with said knife; cereal first. milk second until the cereal is practically overflowing; underwear, undershirt, pants, shirt, socks, shoes; two consecutive slices of bread flipped inverted so they match back to gather
I don't get all the people saying they don't want soggy cereal. the best cereal is half way through a bowl, when it is saturated and there are still plenty of each part of non homogeneous kinds.
Yes! I do everything the same as you XD
Just put the butter in the pan and let it melt in the pan
today I learned mark is a psychopath, getting his spit on all the ingredients and pouring milk before cereal
Bob's beard is amazing
Love the random french on this one XD
46:00 THOMAS FISCHBACH MENTIONED. THE CREATOR OF TWOKINDS. RAHHHHHHH!!!!
Milk is a condiment for the cereal. A fixed amount doesn’t exist, just enough for the cereal. Cause I’m eating the cereal, I need the cereal to ratio the cereal.
Blacktail Studio is a great woodworker that also uploads his process/projects so you can check his resume
He'd make a GREAT gaming table for Wade
I use a knife for jelly and jam, too. 😂
i agree mayo is best grilled bread use, you dont taste the mayo and you just get the oil and fats its so good
46:28 I feel called out I do it nearly identical to how he's describing
i rmb carol channing from an old Alice in Wonderland movie. When she started singing, that's Ryan alright LOL!
MAYO FOR A GRILLED CHEESE IS THE ONLY WAY TO GO
I think Chaos has its merits
as a french person what the hell ?? 7:45 20:29
30:50 ngl im with mark on this one
I HATE THAT MARK CALLED ME A PSYCOPATH ABOUT THE UNWRAPPING A PRESENT
only true OG poor kids will know the PBJ with sketti Os lol
Apparently Im a psychopath. Neat.
mark confused gif: 26:54
Whether it's cereal first or milk first, here's something objectively wrong: my mom pours her mini-wheats and milk in a bowl... and then waits... 5 minutes, then 10, 15... It's just mush at that point, and it makes me die inside.
The correct order is t-shirt, underwear, socks, hoodie, pants, wooly socks. But I live in a cold place
These are the debates we should be having XD
Microwaving butter? My daughter would freak LOL It's a debate we always have LOL
As bad as my memory was, I also remembered Final Fantasy 10 as it's my favorite of the series, I argue with my brother ( FF7 purist) about it to this day.
I bet mark&amy used miracle whip instead of like helmsman mayonnaise. I do like miracle whip, but something about it doesn't crisp like "regular" mayonnaise. Maybe it's something about fat? or eggs?
No I think mark convinced me with this one