once i was preforming a musical and during one of the songs i went on autopilot and walked off stage while i was front and center because i thought we were at the end of the song but no, we had only just finished the first chorus.
one time, i was getting ready for school and while brushing my hair, i put down my hairbrush, walked over to my desk, picked up the scissors, AND ALMOST CHOPPED MY HAIR OFF. i somehow stopped right before i closed the scissors, but i still dont understand how i managed to do that while i was zoned out😭
Was driving around the city once and took a wrong turn I couldn't back out of. I somehow had driven myself into a military base, was panicking, and finally got to the booth where they checked people in and told them I made a wrong turn, checked my ID, and let me turn around. Just went to the store, bought some cigs and soda then drove home to ease my anxiety lmao I didn't have my driver's license at the time, and driving my ex's car which I wasn't insured on so I'm surprised they let me go. The universe was looking out for me that day ✨️ 😶🌫️😳
I said "Oh shit" out loud when he said his mum's house.
I am flabbergasted
me too
bewildered
bamboozled
Nooooooo😭😭
I wouldn’t be able to look my mom in the eyes again after that🤣
bro i already knew what was about to happen when he said the mom was doing the dishes 💀
once i was preforming a musical and during one of the songs i went on autopilot and walked off stage while i was front and center because i thought we were at the end of the song but no, we had only just finished the first chorus.
oh goodness that's the worst! I hope you were able to play into it
Oh no no no no no 😂
For me it was saying olive when 2 girls asked my race💀💀💀😫😫🙏🙏🙏
one time, i was getting ready for school and while brushing my hair, i put down my hairbrush, walked over to my desk, picked up the scissors, AND ALMOST CHOPPED MY HAIR OFF. i somehow stopped right before i closed the scissors, but i still dont understand how i managed to do that while i was zoned out😭
The fuck😂?!?!?
Yeaaa so i ran away... Im not gonna tell the story but it was definitely the auto pilot and i just ran away... 😂
When I heard that his mom was doing the dishes I immediately knew what was gonna happen 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
I don’t know why, but I thought he said stepsister flipped out when I thought he said stepsister
Spread the word of god,
NOOOO NOT THE MOM 😭💀
u should thank god it wasn't her mom
Early and NAW
Wtf 🤣 (btw first)
You fucked up lil bro😂😂😂
Was driving around the city once and took a wrong turn I couldn't back out of. I somehow had driven myself into a military base, was panicking, and finally got to the booth where they checked people in and told them I made a wrong turn, checked my ID, and let me turn around. Just went to the store, bought some cigs and soda then drove home to ease my anxiety lmao I didn't have my driver's license at the time, and driving my ex's car which I wasn't insured on so I'm surprised they let me go. The universe was looking out for me that day ✨️ 😶🌫️😳
Plot twist his mom isn’t his mom it was his dad
Interesting...
Guess who’s doing the dishes now;
Early 🎉🎉🎉
😂 oh no no no no😂
Hell nah💀
Nah if i was your mom i would just be laughing my ass of to be honest
Oof
Wtf💀
sure
Oh...
I mean at least it was your mom and not hers
😭
Early
wtf 😳 the is soooo shi*
Ick...creepo