Brexit III: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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  • @jamesburk8145
    @jamesburk8145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3852

    That clip of the "Love Island" girls discussing brexit was the epitome of "A little confused but she's got the spirit"

    • @heathergustar638
      @heathergustar638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      How do you keep a blonde in suspense

    • @MrArk1265
      @MrArk1265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@heathergustar638 risk their credit card usages

    • @stoodmuffinpersonal3144
      @stoodmuffinpersonal3144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      You know what? You've got a point there.

    • @Dan55888
      @Dan55888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It is the epitome of stupid pretty people

    • @Avernacus
      @Avernacus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'd say it was more absolute morons with literal apple sauce for brains try to have a conversation...wtf is this world.

  • @Thule-ob1vm
    @Thule-ob1vm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +915

    We in America would like to tell Britain how unutterably stupid they're being, but the glass house we built in 2016 has such a nice view, it would be a shame to start flinging stones around.

    • @shi1425
      @shi1425 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ignorance.... you think bigger government is better... how do you reconcile that opinion with common sense?

    • @Frank-wf6iw
      @Frank-wf6iw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hmmm yes lets stick with a union that punishes anyone who steps put of line and is falling apart

    • @antred11
      @antred11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@Frank-wf6iw "Hmmm yes lets stick with a union that punishes anyone who steps put of line"
      It punishes those that violate the rules EVERYBODY agreed to when they entered.
      "and is falling apart"
      Bullshit.

    • @extrams0
      @extrams0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Ah, the good ol ' "well, it isn't perfect, so of course I rather run away and punch myself in the balls then help fix it" logic. To quote John: "Dope".

    • @joergenmaster7530
      @joergenmaster7530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You sir won the internets today!! have an upvote good chap

  • @kevint1929
    @kevint1929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +757

    Boris Johnson dodging away from policy questions on a bicycle is one of the most British political scandals ever

    • @user-yv2cz8oj1k
      @user-yv2cz8oj1k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Or hiding in a fridge.

    • @yay-depression
      @yay-depression ปีที่แล้ว +12

      oh this aged like milk

    • @johnoss3987
      @johnoss3987 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Honestly, before I'd seen the clip, if you had verbally described it to me and asked if it was either something A) from Monty Python, B) Alan Partridge or C) an actual fucking thing having happened, I know which answer I'd pick the last...

    • @sarangistudent8614
      @sarangistudent8614 หลายเดือนก่อน

      BRING BACK TRUSS 🤪

    • @andybray9791
      @andybray9791 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He was never a leaver

  • @hamham_6411
    @hamham_6411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2386

    "...on March 29th, when the UK is officially said to leave the EU."
    Yeah... About that...

    • @renatocorvaro6924
      @renatocorvaro6924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      I think the plan at this point is to ignore it and hope it goes away

    • @m0nkEz
      @m0nkEz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      @@renatocorvaro6924 I'm pretty sure most of parliament is just stalling until someone comes up with a solution that allows them to stay in the EU.

    • @stamatiamichelaki5008
      @stamatiamichelaki5008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      2019 and you are still in the EU.

    • @djphlange
      @djphlange 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      hey, march 29th could be in any year lol

    • @thegrayyernaut
      @thegrayyernaut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@renatocorvaro6924 Just like how we deal with mental issues and our jobs xD

  • @te0nani
    @te0nani 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1354

    "Brexit [....] It's going to be A SHITSHOW."
    Lord Buckethead, 2017.

    • @listigerlurch4340
      @listigerlurch4340 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      All hail to Lord Buckethead!

    • @BigT.Larrity
      @BigT.Larrity 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Lord Buckethead would have been a far better PM than Theresa May.
      That's not a joke, I'm dead serious.

    • @madman19931612
      @madman19931612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@BigT.Larrity Oh it's a joke alright
      doesn't make it any less true thoug

    • @joeearley6467
      @joeearley6467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      All hail!

    • @lnsflare1
      @lnsflare1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That's what it said on the mug, Mary.

  • @DeshaunIsAmazing
    @DeshaunIsAmazing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2480

    “I’m part way through the 585 page agreement.”
    “Noooo...who are you?”

    • @DaveWraptastic
      @DaveWraptastic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I wish more people read it

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@DaveWraptastic why? what difference does it make? You do realize how much it will cost overall?
      People hire politicians to save time to do this sort of thing for them.

    • @Lloyd2112DT
      @Lloyd2112DT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@NJ-wb1cz And the politicians hire interns to read the things they're voting on for them.

    • @swanky_yuropean7514
      @swanky_yuropean7514 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@Lloyd2112DT
      So the unpaid interns are actually the masterminds who run the world. It's kind of humbling and scary at the same time if you think about it.

    • @matekochkoch
      @matekochkoch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Lloyd2112DT Trump uses Fox-News

  • @QuinnF97
    @QuinnF97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    I loved the dazed "who are you?" after the dude said he was halfway through reading the agreement. 😆

    • @sumairb9978
      @sumairb9978 ปีที่แล้ว

      *w h o a r e y o u*

  • @NicolaMulholland
    @NicolaMulholland 3 ปีที่แล้ว +831

    John Oliver: I'll tell you why Boris can't answer any serious questions, he doesn't have any answers...
    UK: we should make this guy Prime Minister.....

    • @beng.5067
      @beng.5067 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Kaleb Kurian wasn’t that a cult leader?

    • @beng.5067
      @beng.5067 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Kaleb Kurian Okay, so
      A) that’s whataboutism. So get bent.
      B) Einstein being a cunt doesn’t discredit his scientific theories. That’s how science works. However, a cult leader is clearly going to have a wildly different world-view than literally every other person ever. Especially since he’s already inclined to autocratic tendencies. Y’know, being a CULT LEADER.

    • @maxence2915
      @maxence2915 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Kaleb Kurian lmao that s the definition of an autocratie when there is just one closed group of people being able to access power. Being "smart" doesn t mean making good decision. You world view is really awful

    • @beng.5067
      @beng.5067 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Kaleb Kurian okay, so the States have a two party system. Which isn’t how most countries operate. Because it’s bad. But it’s better than tyranny. And just because someone wants to be an autocrat doesn’t mean they’re smart, of good hearted. In fact, it almost entirely excludes the latter. So I don’t get your point

  • @kuddman
    @kuddman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2620

    "I lost a grand father in the first world war, I lost an uncle in the second world war and we survived..."
    Well...but your grand father and your uncle didn't, unfortunately...

    • @Souleater787
      @Souleater787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      No no he actually lost them. They're still wandering in a field somewhere I reckon

    • @Kittsim
      @Kittsim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Souleater787 damnit pappi got lost in the corn again. Get the *gun*

    • @Souleater787
      @Souleater787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Kittsim gotta rout that sunovabitch 'fore he gets us

    • @heathergustar638
      @heathergustar638 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Very good Mr bond

    • @heathergustar638
      @heathergustar638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Souleater787 near amiens

  • @casualverse
    @casualverse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6485

    *Britain is Confused!*
    *Britain hurt itself in its own confusion!*

    • @dawatcherz
      @dawatcherz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      tey want to be free from the eu idiocracy, from those unelected drunk anti-democracy fools.

    • @pluckybellhop66
      @pluckybellhop66 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      😂

    • @rehmanarshad1848
      @rehmanarshad1848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      😂😂😂😂

    • @haythamkenway8675
      @haythamkenway8675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      @@dawatcherz You don't know what you're talking about

    • @haythamkenway8675
      @haythamkenway8675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      It wasn't Britain but 17 million manipulated people in a country of 66 million

  • @timw9745
    @timw9745 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Time for part IV!

    • @tomsonrk
      @tomsonrk 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      yep

  • @ariapilcher291
    @ariapilcher291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    It's really nice to watch a country make a mess and have it not be America.

    • @DKTeddyBear
      @DKTeddyBear ปีที่แล้ว

      Sadly this, I'm afraid Australia I hear also, the Taiwan and Ukraine makes it all a combined shit cake that will along with climate change and of course the ever growing shit pile that is USA become a BOMB OF SHIT the world will sadly ALL see...
      Sadly it's inevitable it seems, all these years of peace means there will be the next generations that takes it all for granted, and starts hating other people again, meaning again there will be war... Maybe not in the same way as the 2 World Wars, but for sure just as devastating...
      Because it will be like slowly turning up the heat on a frog until it's boiling alive without noticing...
      We will just become worse and worse and that will become more and more normal and just a fact of life ... Or we will have an official World War 3... Or a much bigger than the World Wars combined, leaving humanity basically having to start over... Or we will just destroy ourselves with disease or other natural disasters, as always hitting the poor and those in need of help the hardest...
      There is also the possibility of us learning from something that will be the breaking point later on, but then we will inevitably do it again in 100-200 years time again...

    • @fluffymustdienow
      @fluffymustdienow ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Amen!

    • @tiyas5378
      @tiyas5378 ปีที่แล้ว

      Genuinely one of the biggest reasons I watch John Oliver is to soothe my soul by watching countries other than India cock shit up.

    • @FlexedNoose
      @FlexedNoose ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well everyone has messes, it’s just us that do it more prominently and consistently

    • @claracalifornia
      @claracalifornia ปีที่แล้ว +1

      .
      If you get pleasure from somebody else’s demise it just pisses off somebody.

  • @Giondi
    @Giondi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3369

    Hey Britain, stop making huge decisions in wildly irresponsible ways without thinking through the consequences, that's America's thing.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Yeah, look how well that worked over here. The UK was supposed to be the voice of reason.

    • @shadowedspartan3237
      @shadowedspartan3237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      "This dark lord has twisted and manipulated your mind, until you became the very thing you swore to destroy."

    • @LeviathanTamer31
      @LeviathanTamer31 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      No no no, that was the UN and EU's job. America and Britain's thing is to be the country that manages to occasionally get idiots in power who think that every other nation in the world is wrong and that means that monumental decisions should be made that play on almost entirely made up fears.

    • @razorwireclouds5708
      @razorwireclouds5708 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@couragekarnga8735 when? i don't recall Britain being responsible or particularly bright in the past 200 years...at all.

    • @sdgdhpmbp
      @sdgdhpmbp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      The current America is a direct relative of Britain, most likely its rebellious child, so Britain is only staying true to its heritage. Except when Britain is irresponsible, it's ironically on a larger scale than America, even today.

  • @johnchessant3012
    @johnchessant3012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +686

    Harry Potter and the Half-Hour Lectures is back!!!

    • @casualweeb1523
      @casualweeb1523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      20-25 minutes

    • @JamesSmith-vk2ky
      @JamesSmith-vk2ky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      👍👍😂😂

    • @communistinternationalco.6776
      @communistinternationalco.6776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah, I noticed! He does looks like an Old Papa Harry Potter.

    • @Leto617
      @Leto617 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@casualweeb1523 31 min, you loose 10 mins by not having HBO

    • @camelopardalis84
      @camelopardalis84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also, Harry Potter spent his summer break 99 % failing at turning into an owl.

  • @michaelc.8820
    @michaelc.8820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +700

    “Will I have to worry about having medicine in a few months?”
    *laughs in american*

    • @DeeJayFM
      @DeeJayFM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      *Laughter slowly transitions to crying*

    • @karensmith6074
      @karensmith6074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      😂😂😁😁😀😀😄😄😅😅😢😢😞😖😩

    • @joaquincassagnetezcurra5875
      @joaquincassagnetezcurra5875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Me: *laughs in Argentine immigrant living in Canada with full citizenship & nationality*

    • @khaitranngoc4176
      @khaitranngoc4176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *sweats intensifies

    • @NonameWriter
      @NonameWriter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      *Pandemic hits* 😭😭😩

  • @chiensyang
    @chiensyang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +845

    UK wants to leave EU because UK does not like the ways Brussel telling UK what to do.
    Guess what UK? Scotland also does not like the ways London telling Scotland what to do. Therefore UK, be ready to face Scotland passing the next independence referendum since UK just showed Scotland when there is a problem within a union, do not resolve the problem but leave the union.

    • @timesnewlogan2032
      @timesnewlogan2032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Chien Yang And Johnson’s plan is to build a bridge between Scotland and North Ireland. Scotland is going to secede, and North Ireland will likely follow suit.

    • @skimshady510
      @skimshady510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Well, the UK absolutely won't be allowing Scotland to get a new referendum now. The Conservatives were dismayed that the independence referendum happened the first time - under the current conditions, they're so desperate they'd place Scotland under martial law before they allowed another referendum.

    • @chiensyang
      @chiensyang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@skimshady510,
      If this is the case, they are hypocrite.

    • @slynthehedgehog8061
      @slynthehedgehog8061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I mean, that would be fair.

    • @Teralek
      @Teralek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@chiensyang hypocrite is Britain middle name:
      Great Hypocrite Britain

  • @Tosti_Tory
    @Tosti_Tory 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3543

    We Dutch people want to thank the British for all those companies that are putting their HQ in Amsterdam now!

    • @johnny_eth
      @johnny_eth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +508

      The germans from Frankfurt thank equally.

    • @cros13
      @cros13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +356

      Thanks from Dublin too! Bank of America HQ, Standard & Poors HQ and €190Bn in Barclay's assets last week alone.

    • @amsterdam9290
      @amsterdam9290 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      😎💖

    • @georgplaz
      @georgplaz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      @The Godless please troll somewhere else

    • @flubadubdubthegreat1272
      @flubadubdubthegreat1272 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      You're welcome, ya bloody vultures feeding off the carcass of my country

  • @IntroToYourPsych
    @IntroToYourPsych 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3865

    British accents will never sound intelligent to you again after watching that reality show.... lol

    • @urduib
      @urduib 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Wee need a conversation on free speech after that clip, Is it really a good idea 😂

    • @kittaylor5752
      @kittaylor5752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Love Island or Gogglebox? Both are packed with morons, but Gogglebox is a bit more self aware. Love Island makes me ashamed to be British. Unfortunately, a lot of my country-fellows are stupid and watch that shit.

    • @datalphalion
      @datalphalion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      *C h E e S e ?*

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@kittaylor5752
      To be honest, every country has that stuff.
      We had 'Oh Oh cherso' and 'Zon zuipen ziekenhuis' and 'hotter than my daughter' and to be fair, they had to dig déép to find the truly trashy ones in our tiny country (and since we're all about the slogan; ' *act normal!* ', I'm guessing many neighbours have already shamed trashy ones back into proper clothing) but nevertheless, it's dissapointing to see the amount of people that act like animals and not humans.
      p.s. I'm from the Netherlands.

    • @le_th_
      @le_th_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@kittaylor5752 Don't feel bad. We have the same type of morons in the US who watch similarly embarrassing "reality" TV shows. Every country has its emotionally mature people and its emotionally immature people, and everything in between. That's just the way it is.
      The only people who should be ashamed are the producers. They're the ones creating that overly histrionic nonsense.

  • @2006glg
    @2006glg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    Watching this in March 2021 - and almost all the worst things that are potentialities in this segment are exactly what is happening now. Fishermen, their businesses gutted. Importers, exporters, gutted. Because they didn't have the paperwork processes right, goods are not allowed into the EU.Regular businesses that sold and sourced mostly within the EU , going out of business or have taken the huge expense to uproot and move to the EU. Corporate HQs moving to EU cities. Brits already living in the EU are giving up their citizenship for EU member country's citizenship. And it is just getting started since it was only official on Jan 4.
    All because they wanted to have their supremacy and ideas of their old kingdom back, where they could take, take take and never have to share. I only feel bad for those who voted remain . Just like the rest of us who didn't vote for that Orange Obscenity had to suffer because if what the supremacist idiots in this country did.

    • @user-yv2cz8oj1k
      @user-yv2cz8oj1k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Watching this in May 2022 - you ain't seen nothing yet.

    • @lynneborrie-belcher895
      @lynneborrie-belcher895 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@user-yv2cz8oj1k Watching/commenting on May 17th, 2022 and I'm sorry to say that you should look out too!😆😪😮‍💨

    • @jamman7094
      @jamman7094 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well Said

    • @use_alt_love_287
      @use_alt_love_287 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ++++

    • @jaungiga
      @jaungiga ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Here we are in September 2022 and the UK is now the 6th largest economy in the world after India overtook it and became the 5th

  • @nataliep856
    @nataliep856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    John Oliver’s impressions of OTHER people’s British accents are truly fantastic

    • @jemert96
      @jemert96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The dude with the glasses is the most British looking dude I've ever seen

    • @jordanwhite352
      @jordanwhite352 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@jemert96Which one?

  • @soulcleaner3578
    @soulcleaner3578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4460

    "I didn't think about the business side" - Every Brexit voter.

    • @NathanLyng
      @NathanLyng 5 ปีที่แล้ว +494

      "I didn't think" -Every Brexit voter.

    • @FF-ob7wl
      @FF-ob7wl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      fuck you

    • @xxnetherxx1
      @xxnetherxx1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Sad no one ever.

    • @soulcleaner3578
      @soulcleaner3578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @OpenComments JFGariepy What was so bad about being in the EU

    • @loganrenfrow2544
      @loganrenfrow2544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@FF-ob7wl Why are you so upset?

  • @leofsgarage
    @leofsgarage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1792

    Self Destruction is the hottest trend wordlwide

    • @Banzaimastr
      @Banzaimastr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @David Sanchez Thats odd when i go there to visit my family they speak English there...hmmm *waits for something about Muslims invading, and that I have no idea what im talking about without proper research being done, and how it makes him feel. In 3..2..1*

    • @donnavorce8856
      @donnavorce8856 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      THE Comment of the year. (At least so far.)

    • @MPostma72
      @MPostma72 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Banzaimastr You hurt my feelings, therefor nazi 😁😁😁

    • @willtheprodigy3819
      @willtheprodigy3819 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Brexit is the moral thing to do

    • @Banzaimastr
      @Banzaimastr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MPostma72 LOL i was going with that dude just being a dumbass but goddamn you're dropping the gauntlet on him

  • @technicallythecenteroftheu1349
    @technicallythecenteroftheu1349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "Find a fiancee for us to ferociously judge."
    Can't tell if this aged like wine or milk.

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes

  • @Iomar1975
    @Iomar1975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I've just realized, it's Stephen Fry delivering the Churchilian speech!

    • @SaraWolffs
      @SaraWolffs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was thinking it was either him or Brian Blessed. Same accent, I think, but Brian has the more exuberant voice.

    • @Iomar1975
      @Iomar1975 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SaraWolffs No I'm confuzed. I was positive it was Stephen Fry, but now that you mention Blessed i'm not that confident any more. On an unrelated note, 0:54 "So that does mean we won't have any cheese?". Oh boy.

    • @kostiaalyo
      @kostiaalyo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Iomar1975 It really is Stephen Fry, Oliver mentioned that on Twitter.

    • @eileene.5870
      @eileene.5870 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought it was John Lithgow doing his "The Crown" Churchill accent 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @beipiaosaurus
    @beipiaosaurus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1734

    Dragonfruit's produce code is 3040, to any Kroger cashiers at 6 pm on a rainy Sunday.

    • @VORTEX___
      @VORTEX___ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      life saver

    • @Jokerthief7
      @Jokerthief7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@VORTEX___ Like the candy?

    • @Awesometrax
      @Awesometrax 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      As a longtime grocery store cashier I can confirm.

    • @darkkat5930
      @darkkat5930 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      That code should be good at any grocery store in the states.

    • @Awesometrax
      @Awesometrax 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@darkkat5930 Canada as well.

  • @jackdiseker3467
    @jackdiseker3467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    On the one hand, I appreciate that one girl on "Love Island" that's actually trying to have a discussion.
    On the other hand.......... wow.

    • @thetrustysidekick3013
      @thetrustysidekick3013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It's Love Island, they literally put the dumbest bimbos in the UK on that show.

    • @qazzaqstan
      @qazzaqstan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Although, had they been the ones to decide whether or not to leave Britain wouldn't be in this mess right now

    • @JustAnEmptyCageGirl
      @JustAnEmptyCageGirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      In her defense, tho, cheese is a serious matter that must be prioritized. Always!

    • @gamerguy425
      @gamerguy425 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Having watched IHE's video on it I'm not surprised. It's like the British version of Jersey shore but, even worse.

  • @stephd479
    @stephd479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    We need an update from John about how Brexit is playing out. And about the borders.

  • @leocordeiro81
    @leocordeiro81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    John Oliver: “They’ll be confused about it and It will be all their fault”,
    Thats Brexit in a Nutshell🤣🤣🤣

    • @chrispham8705
      @chrispham8705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A taste of his own medicine.
      Jeff Dunham’s Completely Unrehearsed Last-Minute Pandemic Holiday Special premieres Friday, November 27, at 8/7c on Comedy Central.

  • @TheZealo
    @TheZealo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    If only there had been a "No Brexit" mug this could have been prevented.

  • @MrPilgrim
    @MrPilgrim 5 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    Always wanted to know what Paris Hilton would sound like with a Simon Cowell accent

    • @ArthurKnight1899
      @ArthurKnight1899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what? i dont get it

    • @fynntasticmovienight
      @fynntasticmovienight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ArthurKnight1899 the girls in the love island episode
      (Blonde girl + British accent = Paris Hilton + Simon Cowell accent)

  • @ChickpeaBlues
    @ChickpeaBlues 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The appendix analogy makes a startling amount of sense

  • @kr15711
    @kr15711 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    'They voted for Brexit specifically to keep Britain white and that vote started a 7 year chain of dominoes that has now lead directly to an Indian Prime Minister' - Trevor Noah, Daily Show

    • @Ian-mj4pt
      @Ian-mj4pt หลายเดือนก่อน

      They got conned by the Tories and mates because it is about Tax dodgers I'm the EU. So they fleeced the country and all gone missing living it large while we all suffer.

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      You can always count on Trevor Noah for the racist take.

  • @HarryPujols
    @HarryPujols 5 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    Brexit, the Fyre Festival of referendums.

    • @arabtrappers6934
      @arabtrappers6934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The question is
      Who was willing to „take one for the team“ here?

    • @really4473
      @really4473 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Arab Trappers 😂😂😂😂 oh god, the guy was so willing to do it too! Like maybe you need to switch teams if that’s what you’re required to do lol

    • @dmartin4215
      @dmartin4215 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @TheRealMrSkippy
      @TheRealMrSkippy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dan T the dutch version of the union did: speld.nl/2019/02/08/netflix-docu-brexyt-het-evenement-van-de-eeuw-dat-uitmondde-in-drama/ (you’ll have to do the translation yourself or let google translate have a try...)

  • @godpigeon2784
    @godpigeon2784 5 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    It’s been 84 years..

    • @abel_underwater
      @abel_underwater 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      God pigeon this pleases the N U T

    • @mouseprotector5081
      @mouseprotector5081 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@BuhBuhBoomer cause its a reference to a titanic meme and he fucked up the reference

    • @abel_underwater
      @abel_underwater 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Boomer he’s a mad lad that’s why lol

    • @Floedekage
      @Floedekage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mouseprotector5081 how is it a titanic meme?

    • @Civ33
      @Civ33 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Floedekage it is a quote by old rose in the movie when she is reminiscing about when the Titanic sank.

  • @linaiisaye8357
    @linaiisaye8357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Oh, Theresa May, I forgot how long ago this shit started...

  • @soulmechanics7946
    @soulmechanics7946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "..untitled Gary Busey project.." 🤣 Kudos, that was inspired.

  • @nikunjsharma4126
    @nikunjsharma4126 5 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    The level of discourse among those girls gives you a good understanding of how much people understand brexit and other complex socio-economic issues

    • @mscbijles1256
      @mscbijles1256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      But thankfully (and maybe surprisingly) also shows that people WANT others to deal with difficult stuff for them. Unless some dopey gets them all riled up and angry about something they possibly don't even have to be angry about.

    • @BigbrotherMK
      @BigbrotherMK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Zack Smith More correctly whole World in a nutshell

    • @singami465
      @singami465 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      How Oliver sees Brexit*.

    • @marcelwindpassinger5572
      @marcelwindpassinger5572 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, because these girls surely are the best the "Leave" side has to offer. And you people lap it up... 😂

    • @Nemesis-pe7mw
      @Nemesis-pe7mw 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well I'd say it shows you how big of an idiot most people are...

  • @shaileshrana7165
    @shaileshrana7165 5 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    "I'm just quoting what I saw on a mug, Mary" is my go-to line now.

    • @eddgrs9193
      @eddgrs9193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is pure gold.
      I'm at work right now and I don't have Android studio installed, but someone should make a mug-quote-generator app right now ! :)

  • @chinavaughan6383
    @chinavaughan6383 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I wish that John Oliver would do an update on the current Brexit situation😟

    • @rickkarsan4491
      @rickkarsan4491 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Brexit is now working Remoaner

  • @LaSnob711
    @LaSnob711 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    And it all happened as John predicted.🙈 Interesting to watch again 5 yrs later 😅
    Greetings from 🇪🇺

    • @karlbassett8485
      @karlbassett8485 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Eh? Nothing predicted here happened. Boris got a deal, we did leave with the transition period, claims John made, like Nissan leaving didn't happen (Nissan closed a factory in Spain and moved production TO the UK), and medicine? When the pandemic hit the UK did such a far better job than the EU in vaccine procurement and administration that the EU threatened to sue us demanding we give them OUR vaccines. Since Brexit happened the UK economy has grown far faster than Germany and the same as France.

    • @Ian-mj4pt
      @Ian-mj4pt หลายเดือนก่อน

      County fucked by the tories who always blame Labour about the economy. But it turns out they are worse.

  • @tyskbulle
    @tyskbulle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    EU: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
    UK: 'Tis but a scratch.
    EU: A scratch? Your arm's off!
    UK: No, it isn't.
    EU: Well, what's that then?
    UK: I've had worse.
    EU: You liar!
    UK: Come on you pansy!

    • @mdezzco
      @mdezzco 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      tyskbulle have at you!!!

    • @checkmate6840
      @checkmate6840 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The Monthy Python and the Holy Grail reference?

    • @commanderuseless1685
      @commanderuseless1685 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      One problem with this... It should be the UK talking to itself, not the EU. :P

    • @JeddtheJedi
      @JeddtheJedi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Help help I'm being oppressed

    • @rebeccapresti9650
      @rebeccapresti9650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@JeddtheJedi sorry, the knights can't help you.. now if you were sitting on a pile of coconut shells.....😁

  • @o76923
    @o76923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2188

    I can't wait for part 4 now that Johnson is going to be PM.

    • @omar911marly
      @omar911marly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      James Endicott 😂😂😂

    • @StoutShako
      @StoutShako 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You called it lmao

    • @finnsweeney406
      @finnsweeney406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I like..to paint buses

    • @justinowens2077
      @justinowens2077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I just can’t wait for the EU to finally refuse to give them another extension

    • @lilbrothaaa
      @lilbrothaaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's gonna be a shit show!

  • @EllieofAzeroth
    @EllieofAzeroth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I'm addicted to the Love Island clip tbh

    • @marshallfischer8686
      @marshallfischer8686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I know, it's like the British version of clueless

  • @sunnybove1337
    @sunnybove1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    American: "Everything just sounds so much more sophisticated and intelligent in an English accent!"
    Me: "Oh you sweet summer child ... " presents Love Island clip with dramatic flourish

    • @piedpiper1172
      @piedpiper1172 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      To be fair, Love Island UK is much more sophisticated and posh than the disaster that is Love Island US.
      As an American, our Love Island episodes are one of our top… 15 national shames.

  • @PerfectlyLostMySanity
    @PerfectlyLostMySanity 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2359

    Best movie sequel: Brexit 3 and this time... there is no more cheese

    • @kobethecruz8262
      @kobethecruz8262 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lost My Sanity trilogy*

    • @brandonayong7656
      @brandonayong7656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TheWandererQueen117 yes we might MILK it a little too much but our CHEESY comments is NOT YOUR buisness and arguring with us is a MOO point . ( Milk - Cheesy - Nachos - Cow )

    • @konigstiger3252
      @konigstiger3252 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Here we go again. The British choose national sovereignty but dumb ass May is a globalist Sellout.
      Every country is fine with WTO rules, so can UK.
      This liberal clown literally said people should not have power for self determination. Instead should just let an all powerful government make decisions for them. Talk about undermining democracy.

    • @ashenwuss1651
      @ashenwuss1651 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lost! I love seeing you here from time to time

    • @charlieni645
      @charlieni645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There's only salt and vinegar.

  • @lordbuckethead1593
    @lordbuckethead1593 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9688

    All of this could have been avoided if you had just elected me, Lord Buckethead, to be the supreme overlord of the United Kingdom...
    #BucketheadForBritain

    • @Tony78454
      @Tony78454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      I wish i was British sometimes

    • @keerthankrishnan
      @keerthankrishnan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +391

      Interested in becoming the President of the US? You'd have my vote!

    • @ink-T
      @ink-T 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Me too, I'd vote for you sir, Buckethead, to be the supreme overlord of the UK. But, sadley Im from New England in the US

    • @alberum8442
      @alberum8442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      I mean, you libetard communist globalists can say whatever you want, but the idea of destroying Birmingham and making a spaceport is one of the best ideas of this century.
      PROVE ME WRONG!

    • @sarbotheparrot4052
      @sarbotheparrot4052 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Alber Un all in good time

  • @kingofpigs6630
    @kingofpigs6630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Looks like it's time for Brexit IV

  • @DoctorX42
    @DoctorX42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Thus far, the only positive I've seen from Brexit is the solid hour of good material you've gotten out of it.

  • @johngivsosi3905
    @johngivsosi3905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Me: I should sleep
    Phone: Knock knock it's John Oliver

    • @scuevas1
      @scuevas1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      with guns. and boats. gunboats

    • @tvremote9394
      @tvremote9394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Open the show. Stop having it be delayed

  • @meligoth
    @meligoth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    Did anyone remind the Brits they cannot colonize any other country for their resources anymore?

    • @sabrakt
      @sabrakt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      meligoth Well, Brexiters seem to think that the Commonwealth will be there at their service to keep the British economy floating.
      So, I guess they still think they're the powerful colonial empire of the Victorian era. They're gonna be disappointed.

    • @hubbusubbu
      @hubbusubbu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      The Brexiters are still in denial, and will always be.

    • @rjfaber1991
      @rjfaber1991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +hubbusubbu - So are many former remainers. Our brains use denial as a way to deal with trauma, because it's easier to live in a fantasy than to accept the dark reality that a post-Brexit Britain promises...

    • @Tespri
      @Tespri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Isn't that what EU is? German's colonizing whole europe?

    • @simonp37
      @simonp37 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@Tespri No.

  • @jeffmathew4980
    @jeffmathew4980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I can see the future textbooks of History in UK saying that they were kicked out Of EU .🤣🤣

  • @deusexmachina101
    @deusexmachina101 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I was thinking America needed something like gogglebox but then I realize that they just made a business model out of a react channel.

  • @Sanderos25
    @Sanderos25 5 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    Would have been funnier if he took the 1946 speech by Churchill in Zurich, advocating for a United States of Europe.

    • @jackthatmonkey8994
      @jackthatmonkey8994 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Perhaps they were sensible and stayed away from ridiculing history that much

    • @arendr
      @arendr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think that's Stephen Fry doing the Churchill impression, btw.

    • @pizzafacesuperleipoman8634
      @pizzafacesuperleipoman8634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Day after the referendum some Briton on tv said that they needed a strong leader like Churchill so he voted leave. I'm not sure how they are related, but Churchill would beat you with his fucking cane for saying something so stupid.

    • @upsidedownopinion1440
      @upsidedownopinion1440 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jackthatmonkey8994
      My history hurts so bad from this vid

  • @ajwelsh3191
    @ajwelsh3191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1211

    The more I look at him the more I realize he was born for the role of Zazu.

  • @kristian8962
    @kristian8962 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    We need part IV

  • @myself047
    @myself047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The narrow margin that made me like the British Accent was shattered so easily when I heard those girls talk on the reality show.

  • @lukeirot
    @lukeirot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +679

    I'm now realizing that the British have valley girls too.

    • @KaiTenSatsuma
      @KaiTenSatsuma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @Jewels Star I think in this case it's more a case of thinking more highly of people in other countries than our own XD

    • @TimeandMonotony
      @TimeandMonotony 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @Jewels Star Jesus Christ, who pissed in your corn flakes? It was obviously a joke.

    • @Flick2223
      @Flick2223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Jewels Star jesus... relax dude... what's got you all bothered

    • @Janine.Najarian
      @Janine.Najarian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Jewels Star at least we say "paw-sta" right ;)

    • @mrmyloc
      @mrmyloc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Jewels Star.. I think we know which side you're contributing to. Here's a little anagram to give you a hint: "healers"

  • @kauaichan
    @kauaichan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +614

    Where is Lord Buckethead when we need him!?!?!?

  • @corybaldwin1168
    @corybaldwin1168 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Stephen Fry sounds like he is doing a Tom Baker impression from Little Britain.

  • @nurulizzati971
    @nurulizzati971 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    honestly, watching British people commenting on the news in their living rooms is the most funniest thing i've seen all day...bring Gogglebox to Netflix

    • @Tsuruchi_420
      @Tsuruchi_420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Netflix? They need to take it to America!

    • @linusgustafsson2629
      @linusgustafsson2629 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @External Link Is that strapping each viewer with a blindfold and then looking at how dumb they are?

    • @onkelpappkov2666
      @onkelpappkov2666 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then again, that was the LWT Editor's Finest selection, only 100% supreme content, no filler.
      I bet watching unedited footage is boring as shit.

  • @frocco7125
    @frocco7125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +683

    0:35
    I feel like watching that Love Island clip made me loose IQ points.

    • @AzureKite
      @AzureKite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Couldn't have had that many in the first place if you can't spell "lose"

    • @Graatand
      @Graatand 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @Azure Kite, does insulting people over a typo make you feel good, do you do it out of grim sense of duty to the English language, or do you just do it kind of automatically without thinking too much about it?

    • @veevoir
      @veevoir 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      @@AzureKite Well.. it was written *after* seeing the clip.

    • @warnpassion
      @warnpassion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      veevoir Seems legit.

    • @Nowolf
      @Nowolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Graatand clearly, a fan of love island that was made defensive.

  • @johnclark6318
    @johnclark6318 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    How have I only just realised that it's Stephen Fry at the end??

  • @_KaiTheGamer_
    @_KaiTheGamer_ 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I'm pretty sure the only time Boris Johnson gave a serious answer was when he cast a curse on the British Isles in the language of Mordor (which I will not speak here).

  • @adimendelowitz1776
    @adimendelowitz1776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +836

    You're just pissed you didn't think of the breunion boy band yourself

    • @whitetigr8337
      @whitetigr8337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Actually, I'm pissed that even that 4-pack boy has better abs than me. :/

    • @ms.rstake_1211
      @ms.rstake_1211 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're already in love, aren't you?

    • @EduardoCelisQuintanacelquie
      @EduardoCelisQuintanacelquie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I honestly thought they would make the ending appearance.

    • @HPWPAO
      @HPWPAO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean I guess boy bands are popular with certain girls, despite what the general populace thinks about them. \_(>->)_/

    • @josefstark
      @josefstark 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There's still the Backstop Boys with great hits such as "Show Me the Meaning of Leaving EU", "Larger than Leave", and "I don't Know Which Way I Want It".

  • @Endureromex
    @Endureromex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    Brexit: a reminder to all countries that waving the flag and opting for simplistic solutions doesn't work.

    • @billpool1217
      @billpool1217 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Please relay that advice to our American TRUMPANZEES and MAGAsexuals!!!

    • @necr0danc3r29
      @necr0danc3r29 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@billpool1217 There's a lot of boomer energy coming off of you right now.

    • @IBassGaming
      @IBassGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Arwyn An example would be the US and EU laws for certain customs and products. Generally speaking the EU has much stricter rules concerning almost anything which means that customs imported from non EU countries have to be checked as they do not have to follow the same rules. Not to forget immigration, many contracts and laws, taxes, etc.
      Tl;dr: It's a wide topic but the EU doesn't work without outer borders the way it functions atm and that is not a bad thing.

    • @abbofun9022
      @abbofun9022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Arwyn , seriously?? Ever heard of countries, passports, customs etc. Never been outside your village have you?

    • @TheReddaredevil223
      @TheReddaredevil223 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Arwyn It's a lot easier and better to maintain ties of trust that already exist than to build new ones.
      It's like ending a good business relationship for no reason. If one of the parties was unhappy about it, the counterargument wouldn't be "Well if business relationships so good, why don't we just have one with everyone!"

  • @Dichtsau
    @Dichtsau 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    1 year later: UK still in the EU.

    • @neoporticulis
      @neoporticulis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And things, unbelievably, are now much, much worse.

  • @pop5678eye
    @pop5678eye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Update September, 2019... Boris Johnson is in a fight having tried to shut parliament so he can have his way.
    The February prediction of 'we haven't even begun to f$#k ourselves' was prophetic!

    • @tobybau575
      @tobybau575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Right, they UK may not f**k UK only economy which is hard in itself, if both sides go that way like it is at moment to extremists populistic nationalistic s**t they f**k the democracy aspect in their goverment with it.

  • @ThePhantom710
    @ThePhantom710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    When dissolving the empire wasn’t enough so you dissolve the home country as well.

  • @rachelthornton4442
    @rachelthornton4442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    Thank goodness this show drew attention to the border issue in Northern Ireland. A lot of politicians take the issue too lightly, as if years of discrimination, unnecessary bloodshed and violence didn’t occur here. I’m so happy that John Oliver gave the issue an international platform.

    • @Mattrix94gaming
      @Mattrix94gaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Maybe if the politicians realised that if the Troubles reignite, they become targets, they would start to take the border seriously. But I wouldn't hold my breath.

    • @418cdygrn
      @418cdygrn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why did people shoot and bomb the checkpoints?

    • @jotabeas22
      @jotabeas22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@418cdygrn Not only that. Also civilian targets and police cars and even military vehicles.
      Northern Ireland is seen as an occupied area, and the way the government treated it didn't help.
      They want independence from the UK to rejoin Ireland.

    • @TwelvetreeZ
      @TwelvetreeZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      All these Tory twats talking about WW2 and how "we lived through that, we'll get through this" - most if them weren't even alive then! And yet they've conveniently forgotten the Troubles, which nearly all of them lived through. The fact they're willing to throw two whole countries under the bus for this half-baked disaster says so much.

    • @jlr108
      @jlr108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jbidwell605 It's David Cameron, but otherwise I totally agree with you.

  • @svampebob007
    @svampebob007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "And once we deliver this mortal wound to ourselves, we will saver the taste of VICTORY!"
    That's what my brain thinks before flashing back a painful memory that happened 20 years ago

  • @013DaBoss
    @013DaBoss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I honestly just wished it was 20min of him unpacking the love island clip at the beginning

  • @sabrinafrolich5669
    @sabrinafrolich5669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    God, I love it when John channels his inner Mean Girl...
    "Theresa's in trou---ble"

  • @Wheels_tcw
    @Wheels_tcw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    Where's Lord Buckethead when the UK desperately needs him?

    • @Tsuruchi_420
      @Tsuruchi_420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Probably at home laughing at the news and thinking
      "I told you..."

    • @JohnSmith_1920
      @JohnSmith_1920 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      he is searching local caves for Arthur so they can team up and sort this shit out

    • @tomosprice8136
      @tomosprice8136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He is the hero this countey needs, but not the one it deserves right now

  • @christian123542
    @christian123542 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Has been three years since that episode but the North Ireland issue is still not resolved.

  • @lyxuarylynx4516
    @lyxuarylynx4516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "march 29th" *laughs in 2020*

  • @karlinchina
    @karlinchina 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1789

    "...didn't really think about the business side" of Brexit says the international businessman whose business relies on the EU. This is just like the Trump voter at the nail factory who didn't realize the trade war would actually hurt his factory and potentially cost him his job.

    • @witnessingobscura952
      @witnessingobscura952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Or Midwest farmers who are getting screwed by the president they elected or the idiot middle class republicans who voted for Trump and are now having to pay higher taxes or the stupid Texas land owners who supported Trump and are now having their property ceased to build a boarder wall.

    • @BreakingBad13
      @BreakingBad13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Exactly ha ha! Cheaper and american metal to make nails? Great! This is easier than trying to actually be a better company ! Oh wait, no one buy our nails now...

    • @jstarr7506
      @jstarr7506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@witnessingobscura952 I'm seeing more in my paycheck since Trump's tax bill.

    • @RoyCyle
      @RoyCyle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@jstarr7506 How's your tax return? lol

    • @Bourinos02
      @Bourinos02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      OOPSIE!

  • @kevinleugan6037
    @kevinleugan6037 5 ปีที่แล้ว +978

    bloody hell is he back? He's Back. HE'S BACK! The parrot-face bastard is back! Praise Be.

    • @willritter4076
      @willritter4076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I wasn't prepared for him to be gone for 2 and a half months... I'd be honored if some fellow John Oliver fans who appreciate 80s music would check out my acoustic piano & vocal performances of 80s classic songs on my YT channel. Covers include Sting, Prince, George Michael, Phil Collins, Tom Petty, Kenny Loggins, Billy Joel, Earth Wind & Fire, plus a couple of '010s classics from Bruno Mars and Coldplay. Live acoustic with no autotune. Thanks and peace.

    • @Phil9874
      @Phil9874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Praise Be

    • @dillonbernard6814
      @dillonbernard6814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's rat faced bastard.

    • @racistbilly55
      @racistbilly55 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Phil9874 blessed be the fruit

    • @Lowkeylie
      @Lowkeylie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      dedon 53 You’re all wrong. It’s “Sad Zasu’s Mildly Interesting Explain Train”

  • @martintemelkov
    @martintemelkov 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Was that Stephen Fry at the end? 🤣

  • @leocordeiro81
    @leocordeiro81 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Victory that tastes like mummified chicken fajitas.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @cardiacresp
    @cardiacresp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    I voted for the lions eating babies party and now the lions are eating my baby, how did this happen....

    • @bo12333
      @bo12333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      "We're smarter than this!"
      Narrator: "They were not."

    • @kayvee256
      @kayvee256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I never though the lions would eat _my_ baby!

    • @MossyMozart
      @MossyMozart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      #Adi V - It's just like here in the US when the woman voted for Trump to get rid of the illegal aliens, but not HER illegal husband! Now her husband is in Mexico while she and her kids remain here broke and she hates Trump.

    • @murrfeeling
      @murrfeeling 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jxy1726 I'm very curious as to how jack emberg lives his deep, enlightened, politics-free life and what he spends his time caring or thinking about.

    • @Yal_Rathol
      @Yal_Rathol 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jxy1726 why exactly are you on a political video, talking to politically minded people and complaining about politics? do you also scream at the lions for eating meat?

  • @rgwak
    @rgwak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3359

    America: "Our country is in the gutter because a bunch of stupid people voted for something idiotic."
    UK: "Hold my tea...."

    • @karsten69
      @karsten69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +487

      I'd be vary of letting America hold my tea since that one time they threw it into the ocean.

    • @rgwak
      @rgwak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      @@karsten69 Well played, mate, well played!

    • @rgwak
      @rgwak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @@kevinn1692 Clinton was bad. But *nowhere even close* to the level of idiocy that is the t'rump presidency. Dude is a joke.

    • @kutlumzrak2689
      @kutlumzrak2689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Brits have even less to whine than the Americans, since americans are locked into a corrupt 2 party system fueled by money, but brits have a ( somewhat) functioning multi party parliament.

    • @ChickenPermissionOG
      @ChickenPermissionOG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Eu needs britain more than the other way round.

  • @Low_violin
    @Low_violin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I honestly thought one of those reality show girls was about to say "So we're American now?"

  • @MrWunderfitz
    @MrWunderfitz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I'd love a "Brexit IV" episode...

  • @late2647
    @late2647 5 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    Just woke up from my hibernation, don't leave me again John.

    • @late2647
      @late2647 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Prithu Oh you're right. Thank you. Let me correct that!
      To be honest I missed both.

    • @youraverageimperialguard7932
      @youraverageimperialguard7932 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Patriot Act was a pretty good substitute for John Oliver.

  • @xractertone8095
    @xractertone8095 5 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    The parrot voiced, rat-faced bastard is finally back. I love this man.

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He deflected to 'Merica at the right time... oh wait

  • @arcie3716
    @arcie3716 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The “love island” clip was fascinating

  • @Choas4
    @Choas4 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    We need a Brexit iv.

  • @AnexoRialto
    @AnexoRialto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    Lost count of the number of interviews from Brits explaining how Brexit will destroy their business, ruin their holidays, or whatever. Then comes the fatal question: Did you vote to leave? "Well, I did vote to leave". "Kinda shot yourself in the foot, did ya?" "Well, maybe...." It's never a firm "YES, I screwed myself".

    • @rjfaber1991
      @rjfaber1991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It's hard to come to terms with reality sometimes. Give them a few years...

    • @zmdumpbox2340
      @zmdumpbox2340 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      One of the great classic human diseases - the inability to concede that you could be wrong, the insistence that you have to be right somewhere.

    • @brettpid6416
      @brettpid6416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      name one

    • @AstrumArgenteum
      @AstrumArgenteum 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me mum once told me to be honest. It's what I do...

    • @Avrysatos
      @Avrysatos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How did they get from the southern US over to the UK so fast?

  • @Otanduw
    @Otanduw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    Britain is Pompeii if Pompeii voted for the volcano. Priceless.

  • @seanalbro3689
    @seanalbro3689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Now that it's actually happened, when's part 4?

  • @Dermatillomaniac
    @Dermatillomaniac ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Including the custard clusterf*ck in the Churchill speech *sent me* !!

  • @thekraken3565
    @thekraken3565 5 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    UK might actually need a help from Lord Buckethead

    • @bloodstoneore4630
      @bloodstoneore4630 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      a phrase that would have been a joke a few years ago

    • @skierpage
      @skierpage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Buckethead is a force of nature as much as a guitarist and composer. He's released *275* albums in the Pike series, and the dozen I've listened to are excellent. Respect!

  • @amalclowney
    @amalclowney 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2097

    "Britain is basically Pompeii if the Pompeii had voted for the volcano" ... I'm DEAD! :p

    • @hossainmdjihadturjo4495
      @hossainmdjihadturjo4495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      So is everyone in Pompeii.

    • @nikodll
      @nikodll 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Explode the mountain!!!

    • @jilliansmith7123
      @jilliansmith7123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Gita Wibisono: America is basically Pompeii if the Pompeiians had voted for the T-rump volcano. Yup. And the shitstorm isn't over yet. Why don't we reelect the fucker and find out how bad he can screw us up?

    • @grindorblackout1986
      @grindorblackout1986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@hossainmdjihadturjo4495 Too soon

    • @torstenhermsen5589
      @torstenhermsen5589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Prepare yourself for postbrexit.

  • @PedroFelix456
    @PedroFelix456 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I'm 4 years late but I just trully "heard" the "Custom Screenings near but not AT the border". But at the end of the day you only reduce your own border. With people effectivelly treating the "true border" where the screenings are

  • @Fenrisson
    @Fenrisson ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You guys should have hired Lord Buckethead to make that speech.

  • @henhenhen19
    @henhenhen19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    The Question needs an answer... Can I buy the Mug?

    • @rjfaber1991
      @rjfaber1991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I imagine it'll be auctioned off, with proceeds going to the Fajitas for Britain Foundation.

    • @leftyelomis1824
      @leftyelomis1824 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      just print one for yourself at half the price

    • @firsttimeisawjupiter1031
      @firsttimeisawjupiter1031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ask Mary

    • @caydencayuga7876
      @caydencayuga7876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@leftyelomis1824
      Getting a single mug is expensive.

  • @joshuaford9714
    @joshuaford9714 5 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    So Britain has their own version of valley girls.

    • @DeltaPhoenix180
      @DeltaPhoenix180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But do they have a term for them?

    • @tomosprice8136
      @tomosprice8136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@DeltaPhoenix180 Essex Girls

    • @musicf3b
      @musicf3b 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      We need a TV show where these two groups meet lol

    • @martinsriber7760
      @martinsriber7760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Essex girls and Geordie girls.

    • @supermanprime6758
      @supermanprime6758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nah. Them birds was from all over like.

  • @cameronhodgetts920
    @cameronhodgetts920 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Well, that's more jokes about Giles and Mary's marriage than I expected to see on Last Week Tonight

  • @1cioda
    @1cioda 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    We need a brexit 4

  • @Jedsa009
    @Jedsa009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    A current state of British Parliament.
    Theresa May's Brexit ? No.
    No deal Brexit? No.
    No Brexit? No.
    Another referendum? No.
    What the f**k do you want? I don't know!!!!
    This country is done for.

    • @varun009
      @varun009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Basically British Parliament is not a pissy romantic partner.

    • @me0101001000
      @me0101001000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@varun009 and Scotland is moments away from flipping the bird and running off on her own

    • @lionide138
      @lionide138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Should’ve just voted for lord buckethead

    • @aristotle6459
      @aristotle6459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      kind of something is setting in British Empire

    • @tiacat11
      @tiacat11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@me0101001000 tbf did Scotland even ask for this relationship to begin with? I admit I'm not up to snuff on UK history but given Britain's habit of rolling up, taking shit from natives and leaving, I feel like there's a decent chance Scotland just kind of wound up in the UK and hasn't left yet.