"man, she never touches me.."

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  • @Joey-nt4xr
    @Joey-nt4xr ปีที่แล้ว +1296

    Nick's allergy sheet would be half as long if they just said "allergic to wood"

    • @ItsDSP
      @ItsDSP ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Even Nick’s wood?

    • @TheJumpingJake
      @TheJumpingJake ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@ItsDSP I dont think redwood was on the list?

    • @jessesteeltown
      @jessesteeltown ปีที่แล้ว +38

      its not the wood though, its the leaves lol

    • @Sixvo
      @Sixvo ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It would be empty if it were only things confirmed by a doctor.

    • @Dragonfly383
      @Dragonfly383 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jessesteeltownwhy leaves tho? Its the pollen most of the times. Contact allergies are rarer

  • @HeadsetProfessional
    @HeadsetProfessional ปีที่แล้ว +483

    The cut ins of other streamers reacting is a great editing idea.

    • @MTeelul
      @MTeelul ปีที่แล้ว +10

      yessir

    • @SeeIAmDead
      @SeeIAmDead ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I was so confused, I thought the video ended and moved on to a Hasan video

    • @pixiej8432
      @pixiej8432 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love that holy

  • @sebbychanforever
    @sebbychanforever ปีที่แล้ว +994

    Seeing Caroline's reactions makes me realize how desensitized I've become to Nick's egregious state of health
    I just expect the bloody dandruff at this point

    • @MrKob20
      @MrKob20 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Dandrift*

    • @betoski
      @betoski ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂

    • @thewhackman
      @thewhackman ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i always thought everyone in the chat goes with the joke when nick farms, but looking at your comment and several others, i gotta say im really shocked yall think he is actually being serious.

    • @smoogles.5534
      @smoogles.5534 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrKob20 DanWoof*

    • @ooh9961
      @ooh9961 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrKob20 dandruff

  • @youngrootv
    @youngrootv ปีที่แล้ว +1864

    Will and Caroline definitely give off ‘the most attractive couple and we’re not even trying’ vibes

    • @MrHesdan
      @MrHesdan ปีที่แล้ว +112

      They just..: "Better Ppl"

    • @ZeroDarknezz
      @ZeroDarknezz ปีที่แล้ว +78

      When I grow up I wanna be like them tbh

    • @DaFifaKid
      @DaFifaKid ปีที่แล้ว +34

      well will is gay so it makes sense

    • @theseproblemsmatter1
      @theseproblemsmatter1 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ZeroDarknezz Same

    • @youngrootv
      @youngrootv ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@DaFifaKid just because you’re not as comfortable in your sexuality as him doesn’t mean that you have to project that onto others my guy

  • @TheJumpingJake
    @TheJumpingJake ปีที่แล้ว +189

    This whole thing is hilarious!
    Caroline - Just because woman’s month ended, doesn’t mean you can do this.
    Will - Caroline, what the hell, get a knife then.
    Caroline - Ah fu - Im just good for getting knives?
    Will - Apparently not because you didn’t get one.
    Touché William.

  • @saiftime3155
    @saiftime3155 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    I always get surprised by how confident nick is, in sharing his insecurities.

  • @-F4K3-
    @-F4K3- ปีที่แล้ว +423

    This was like watching a friend you think is cool hangout with actual cool people and realize the feet and poop jokes from your friend shoulda been a red flag

  • @Josh-uv5th
    @Josh-uv5th ปีที่แล้ว +318

    I love that Caroline actually calls out Nick's bullshit

  • @thepenguin9
    @thepenguin9 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    Nick just fucking watching not saying a thing just puts a cherry on the cake

  • @seederdontra5227
    @seederdontra5227 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    nick washing his ass actually makes me kind of proud

    • @Purriah
      @Purriah ปีที่แล้ว +37

      That’s bare minimum human hygiene. I learned to always wash every part of my body as soon as I was old enough to bathe myself. Wtf

    • @ABN460
      @ABN460 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yeah. I mean I think Nick is a cool dude. But there are a lot of times I’m just like. Dude how do you have anything you have

    • @JugsKise
      @JugsKise ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@Purriah I honestly doubt 84% of the things said on this stream by this man are true. Now, the ass washing thing could very well fall into that 16%, but...

    • @seederdontra5227
      @seederdontra5227 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Purriah yea well nick is a unique person who needs some extra help. you saw his allergies, its amazing he's still alive.

    • @ghty56222
      @ghty56222 ปีที่แล้ว

      having a leaky asshole and not washing has to be a troll lmao

  • @mr.mason3124
    @mr.mason3124 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I would honestly pay for a podcast with Nick and Caroline😂😂

  • @Lagwire77
    @Lagwire77 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The editing on these videos is always getting better and better. Awesome shit guys, love seeing the synergy.

  • @darkunicornblood5140
    @darkunicornblood5140 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Caroline has such great comedic timing, that “YES!” Before the winner announcement lol

  • @samf3079
    @samf3079 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    @0:44 This part could be straight out of a sitcom.

  • @unusallife6326
    @unusallife6326 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Caroline: “William!!” Fuck me, I thought my Mom was still alive and yelling at me for doing something wrong.

    • @human1435
      @human1435 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      William... Get off TH-cam and go do your homework

  • @FezzForYou
    @FezzForYou ปีที่แล้ว +8

    these are the most genuine people, like this is what it feels like to have conversations without any awkwardness. D: i wish i could relate

  • @danielhaddad732
    @danielhaddad732 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    nicks on 1 hp

  • @wingsofabe
    @wingsofabe ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Austin show realy is the show, he's so good at being entertaining.

  • @furkanpoyraz8008
    @furkanpoyraz8008 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    Mad respect to Malena for dealing with Nick's shit

    • @Kigemie
      @Kigemie ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Keep in mind we the viewers see a small percentage of their lives…

    • @furkanpoyraz8008
      @furkanpoyraz8008 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Kigemie yeah u are right my friend

    • @ultimpower9350
      @ultimpower9350 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      ​@@souumi661thats such bs lol

    • @furkanpoyraz8008
      @furkanpoyraz8008 ปีที่แล้ว

      Whatever it may be, Nicks mental health seems no good... maybe talking to a therapist will help

    • @blasphemousbouquet6486
      @blasphemousbouquet6486 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@souumi661 Dawg what 💀💀

  • @a.s.2611
    @a.s.2611 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    9:06 when Austin says nicks not going too, ofc he isn't didn't you see his allergy list? probably on there too! 😂

  • @Ggamemaster1998
    @Ggamemaster1998 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Man, you can tell that as soon as someone out pogos Nick he crumbles and shows his true colors, I love it

  • @tempex6200
    @tempex6200 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    nick was so proud and jealous at the same time when malena showed what she could do lol

  • @theo10235
    @theo10235 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “Cause of my raw sex appeal…. In game.”
    😂 haven’t laughed that hard in a while

  • @dannyacevedo174
    @dannyacevedo174 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "There could be a spider in here" my brother in christ you should be more worried if there was sawdust in there

  • @lilducko
    @lilducko ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I didn't realize how much nick has to struggle just to see another sunrise, poor dude, I'll never judge him again

  • @deathcat6382
    @deathcat6382 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The world is a biohazard for nick

  • @mariodude247
    @mariodude247 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    8:51 nick looks sort of proud😂

    • @1uscious
      @1uscious ปีที่แล้ว +3

      so many emotions to be seen in that blank stare

  • @yoosanti1605
    @yoosanti1605 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I love any stream that just ft. Austin, it just makes shit more enjoyable

  • @AJvsEverything
    @AJvsEverything ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Malena telling Caroline to duck to get out of the Black History Month LSF clip was fucking gold...she knows what's up...

  • @Pikkefanten
    @Pikkefanten ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The sound and editing at 6:05 is beautiful

  • @kami_1789
    @kami_1789 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    19:40 is fkn hilarious. Caroline actually has quite a sensual voice lmao

  • @DougBurnsRaps
    @DougBurnsRaps ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love Nick just casually eating a tv dinner while Malena cooks haha

  • @timeless1882
    @timeless1882 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I really relate to Nick with that allergy test, I took a test to see what I'm allergic to and I'm basically allergic to everything but food, which is ironic since both my parents are allergic to seafood. I have to take allergy pills almost everyday so I don't breakout in hives or wake up with a congested nose.

    • @sekischro5093
      @sekischro5093 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      where to get allergy test

  • @Staros
    @Staros ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Nick's allergy sheet is literally mine LMAO not a fun time being outside I'll tell you that much

  • @ascrazyasitseems
    @ascrazyasitseems ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Im gonna start calling him "Severe"

  • @TheBugsyEyes
    @TheBugsyEyes ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It was awesome seeing lord Kirk come into the kitchen with Austin, watched them both years ago when they collaborated with old school Runescape!

  • @Zavalarlz
    @Zavalarlz ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I want to apologize, maybe Nick is not that soy, he's just allergic to the universe

  • @Baitsy
    @Baitsy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lord Kirk coming in out of nowhere like that really made my day

  • @megablario842
    @megablario842 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how they see raw potatoes and think about frying it

  • @Non-Giving-UpSchoolGuy
    @Non-Giving-UpSchoolGuy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "This was a total culinary collapse." Ouch.

  • @xShowtimeex
    @xShowtimeex ปีที่แล้ว +4

    THE HASAN EDIT LOL

  • @foxy.y
    @foxy.y ปีที่แล้ว +6

    nmp definitely has one of the best video editors

  • @Tomiply
    @Tomiply ปีที่แล้ว +4

    15:36 Was... she joking there? She's THAT superstitious? Holy shit, that's like getting scared as hell when you see a black cat at a street, hoping it doesn't cross lol

  • @Will-yv3zr
    @Will-yv3zr ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Someone should make music out of WillNeff reading Nick's allergies

  • @leonardowada4240
    @leonardowada4240 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For a millisecond Caroline and Will thought about trying

  • @desbraxt
    @desbraxt ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Some people just wouldn't make it past their 20s without modern medicine, myself included lol

  • @ХитрыйЛис-ж5п
    @ХитрыйЛис-ж5п 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    17:15 In this video Jaison predicted his love for Nunu.

  • @ogspeace
    @ogspeace ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the transition to hassan's stream was sick!

  • @maiqtheliar_
    @maiqtheliar_ ปีที่แล้ว

    Austin roleplaying as a masterchef judge

  • @wqtersqge
    @wqtersqge 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "obviously shes not going anywhere" words that have aged like milk...

  • @Clerkszilla
    @Clerkszilla ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Power move by Chance at the theme park, 100%.

  • @SilentTripod365
    @SilentTripod365 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Crazy how high or depressed i have to be to find this shit funny lmao

    • @LP-fj6sr
      @LP-fj6sr 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Probably the other way around buddy

  • @seb612schuth
    @seb612schuth ปีที่แล้ว

    How wield is it that this video is one of the few that can be shared around to people who don't know these streamers

  • @JomsvikingjR
    @JomsvikingjR 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    What he said came into existence with Nora "probably find a girl in a video game"

  • @seederdontra5227
    @seederdontra5227 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i like how u had some complicated ingredients in there

  • @JonBeiTO
    @JonBeiTO ปีที่แล้ว

    10:56
    Nick: "Do you guys get to fart?"

  • @AdrianAye
    @AdrianAye ปีที่แล้ว

    mans would literally die if he touched grass

  • @PossiblyIneffabel
    @PossiblyIneffabel ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Good lord the hasan cutaway was so smooth I minimized to check which channel I was on

  • @swolekirb467
    @swolekirb467 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:50 BASED

  • @taylorsanders8742
    @taylorsanders8742 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I feel like im watching a war

  • @namus_rd
    @namus_rd ปีที่แล้ว

    when karoline called him William i was afraid for my guy.

  • @dracekidjr
    @dracekidjr ปีที่แล้ว

    tip for anyone cooking pork, its fully cooked at 145 degrees. pull it earlier than that by 5 or 10 degrees and let it rest so it isnt too dry.

  • @qwi2311
    @qwi2311 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What happened to the buff confident Nick from last year just after camp Knut ? Where is that guy ?

  • @CruXM85
    @CruXM85 ปีที่แล้ว

    The guy with the hat looks like Bradley Cooper in "American Sniper"

  • @evanlakey6904
    @evanlakey6904 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    HOLY SHIT THE HASAN EDIT! IM DYING

  • @ProxCQ
    @ProxCQ ปีที่แล้ว

    8:17 she is like "how does nick achieve such levels of ineptitude!?" 😆

  • @sykessaul123
    @sykessaul123 ปีที่แล้ว

    I didn't realise it at first, but I'm here for the savageness of the reviews.

  • @iamme725
    @iamme725 ปีที่แล้ว

    thats the highest ive seen the PogO counter go in a while

  • @KingMondoWWM
    @KingMondoWWM ปีที่แล้ว +1

    All these people together are funny as shit.

  • @TheLispner
    @TheLispner ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Malena we have ants.

  • @Matty.ill.
    @Matty.ill. 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Nick be trolling 🤣😭 i fw Nick heavy lmaooooo talk about content 💀

  • @TheRedCourage
    @TheRedCourage 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It helps to use baby wipes after wiping with toilet paper. Don't flush the wipes just bin them.
    Unless you have a nugget stuck in there then you've done all this for nothing because as soon as you start walking it will get squished and liquefied and come up as Swass

  • @BestinKillerBK
    @BestinKillerBK ปีที่แล้ว

    yo we need a tv show where he just roast food

  • @Geeberino
    @Geeberino ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Will and Caroline are a great duo.

  • @thesickandwounded
    @thesickandwounded ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Nick needs a doctor and a therapist

  • @cypherr4870
    @cypherr4870 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So according to nicks allergies he would die if he went near a tree lmao

  • @rubenjurado457
    @rubenjurado457 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In the end you got the “w” in content guys

  • @desmondgreer7384
    @desmondgreer7384 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The judges were so funny lmfao

  • @GangGang1
    @GangGang1 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Severe brain dmg

  • @punoko6062
    @punoko6062 ปีที่แล้ว

    woah kirk reconnecting with austin, just like old times...

  • @SetrisTV
    @SetrisTV ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Vibes "Severe"

  • @mattkono7816
    @mattkono7816 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    That Hasan edit caught me off guard 😅

  • @valleysinners4634
    @valleysinners4634 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    we love austin show

  • @michaelbaldry5420
    @michaelbaldry5420 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Highest pogo counter ever?

    • @MTeelul
      @MTeelul ปีที่แล้ว +8

      close!
      the video called "Not to sound offensive, but..." has 35 pogos

    • @zack8865
      @zack8865 ปีที่แล้ว

      his videos with maya have way more pogos i think

  • @LukeMotionz
    @LukeMotionz 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    16:06 he wasnt lying.

  • @travasicus
    @travasicus ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Malena cares too much about how people think of her food

  • @MakesBadNameDecisions
    @MakesBadNameDecisions ปีที่แล้ว

    Even in a room full of people you try harder than they are to just be entertaining you find entertainment in being entertaining

  • @-c3n50red-
    @-c3n50red- ปีที่แล้ว

    im sorry, the sea boogers caught me off guard💀💀💀💀

  • @BeefyReefy
    @BeefyReefy ปีที่แล้ว

    the man is literally allergic to outside :')

  • @elementalxrayforfree6973
    @elementalxrayforfree6973 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    That means ironically nick is a strong man to be still alive.

    • @grilledleeks6514
      @grilledleeks6514 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeahhhh. suuuure. Thats what that means.

  • @Ateka9
    @Ateka9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Nick is the type of guy who, 100 years ago, would have died before turning 1 y-o.

  • @Chronomatrix
    @Chronomatrix ปีที่แล้ว

    31 PogO moments, is that a new record?

  • @Jamie-ds1gf
    @Jamie-ds1gf ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They scallops look perfectly cooked

  • @JoeyC4D
    @JoeyC4D ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the cut to hasan was so seemless props to the editor

  • @SabheeZ
    @SabheeZ ปีที่แล้ว

    caroline got a mom vibe

  • @Aust343
    @Aust343 ปีที่แล้ว

    Buddy is allergic to Mother Earth

  • @mylesbfor3
    @mylesbfor3 ปีที่แล้ว

    My guy can’t even dock with his boys

  • @sevdaa.1023
    @sevdaa.1023 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    10:20 cutest moment.

  • @FireBeast59
    @FireBeast59 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I see now why she turns down your idea of children. Sheeeeeeesh Nick

  • @CelestialDesign
    @CelestialDesign ปีที่แล้ว

    nick spitting hard facts starting 4:55 fuck these months that have just turned into.. reason to remember my justification for self-pity months.