Ranking Every John Carpenter Movie (part 1 of 3) - re:View

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    PART 3: • Ranking Every John Car...
    Despite having very different tastes, Jay and Rich both love John Carpenter movies. Just maybe not the same John Carpenter movies. We decided to do a ranking of every single one of them. Disaster ensues.
    Halloween commentary track: redlettermedia.bandcamp.com/t...
    Escape From New York re:View: • Escape from New York -...
    The Thing re:View: • John Carpenter's The T...
    In the Mouth of Madness re:View: • In the Mouth of Madnes...
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  • @seventy-sixtrombones4130
    @seventy-sixtrombones4130 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9489

    Rich doesn’t see the appeal behind Halloween because for him, stalking Jamie Lee Curtis is just a regular Tuesday.

    • @ryannelson884
      @ryannelson884 2 ปีที่แล้ว +469

      Rich looks like he's absorbed the years that Jay was supposed to have aged

    • @drewsmith3673
      @drewsmith3673 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      @@ryannelson884 yeah, years of knowledge.

    • @PurpleColonel
      @PurpleColonel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@drewsmith3673 And food.

    • @Lark1610
      @Lark1610 2 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      Little known fact: it's the other way around, JLC stalks Rich.

    • @snarkylive
      @snarkylive 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      @@Lark1610 Rich Evan's childhood photo ended Ellen's career.

  • @davidjeanmougin467
    @davidjeanmougin467 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1941

    Rich Evans: "You are all going to hate me."
    Me: Clutches heart and looks to "The Thing" poster on my wall.
    Rich Evans: "Halloween."
    Me: Sigh of relief.

    • @itsoktobewhite4278
      @itsoktobewhite4278 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Pretty much, mu thoughts were "Its Thing or Escape from New York", but i was still kinda shocked that it was Halloween. Good discussion to end the video tho.

    • @Wulfsmasher
      @Wulfsmasher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Same, The Thing is my favorite horror movie.

    • @lotus-prince
      @lotus-prince 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I was just hoping he wouldn't say "In the Mouth of Madness." :-D

    • @davidjeanmougin467
      @davidjeanmougin467 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@lotus-prince "In the Mouth of Madness" is a legitimately good movie even though I think it starts stronger than it ends.

    • @lotus-prince
      @lotus-prince 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@davidjeanmougin467 I quite like the ending, though some of the buildup to it was a bit weaker.

  • @antoniocontreras5249
    @antoniocontreras5249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1591

    One of my favorite RLM jokes is when someone fucks up a famous person's name and they show a completely random image of someone entirely different with the made-up name under it.

    • @thesaltmerchant4564
      @thesaltmerchant4564 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Their editing is great

    • @Lanai50
      @Lanai50 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That's Staying in!

    • @cartmanofsp
      @cartmanofsp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      MIKE IS WRONG!
      Is one of my favourites

    • @ccbg1210
      @ccbg1210 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The best part is that occasionally they do put the correct person in the image, so if they mention someone who I know nothing about I have no idea if the image is accurate or not

    • @Heliosphan15
      @Heliosphan15 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Timothee Chalamet Clint Howard

  • @Jack-sy6di
    @Jack-sy6di 2 ปีที่แล้ว +686

    12:55 I love the idea of Rich and his sister watching a movie together and laughing, because I like to imagine they both have the same laugh.

    • @Jinglejangles2234
      @Jinglejangles2234 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Them laughing in a room together is like sticking r2d2 in a blender

    • @zachflag6506
      @zachflag6506 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Jinglejangles2234 what beautiful music they make…

    • @connielingus8385
      @connielingus8385 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Funnily enough, he does have an identical twin sister.

    • @have_a_good_day420
      @have_a_good_day420 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@connielingus8385not identical twin. But a twin

    • @kencoakley3959
      @kencoakley3959 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I bet they have the same voice as well.

  • @Largentina.
    @Largentina. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3032

    "My involvement with the Rob Zombie Halloween films, was accepting a check and returning to my spot on the couch watching basketball." -John Carpenter

    • @FreshNews247
      @FreshNews247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Didn't mind the first Rob zombie Halloween. But the second one. That was trash.

    • @Largentina.
      @Largentina. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@FreshNews247 Congrats

    • @kyleplatz3751
      @kyleplatz3751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Those movies are a fucking nightmare. Not in a good David Lynch kinda way.

    • @Largentina.
      @Largentina. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@kyleplatz3751 Agreed

    • @chrisnichols4049
      @chrisnichols4049 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      This from the guy who called the Reagan era the decade of greed. You did pretty good those years, eh John. You got paid pretty good for the dreck you made.

  • @doong2422
    @doong2422 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4285

    "part 1 of 3" just warms my cold dead heart

    • @born2hula325
      @born2hula325 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      A 3-part series in the best show on the channel is cause for celebration.

    • @jack-o6190
      @jack-o6190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Red Letter Media is one of my favorite mundanities. Truly a set of funny guys.

    • @xanthippus3190
      @xanthippus3190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This ought to be good

    • @zaferylmaz1547
      @zaferylmaz1547 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      my identity is stolen

    • @kelinator2000
      @kelinator2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I'm already warming up the 24 cup coffee maker for parts 2 and 3

  • @andrewholmes3116
    @andrewholmes3116 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2176

    "Christopher Reeve was very stiff and awkward"
    Too soon, Jay.

    • @kittywinkle101
      @kittywinkle101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      And after his birthday..

    • @HoussamNekkaa
      @HoussamNekkaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Shhhesh

    • @Zerofightervi
      @Zerofightervi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      It's awful I laughed so hard at this.

    • @vincehenriquez680
      @vincehenriquez680 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Jarred Knox Yeah I like him in Valley of the Damned I even thought Kirstie Alley wasn't that bad in it but it's still his worst movie

    • @TheWaynos73
      @TheWaynos73 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Village of The Damned is a bloody criminally underrated Carpenter film. I don’t have a problem with any of it.

  • @PoeInTheDitch
    @PoeInTheDitch ปีที่แล้ว +416

    Wait. As to Rich's theory about Adrienne Barbeau maybe having an affair, then disappearing from Carpenter's later movies. Escape From New York (1981)wasn't her last appearance in a Carpenter film. She voiced the chess computer in The Thing (1982). The chess computer that the character, MacReady, calls a "Cheating b**ch."
    I mean....Rich might actually be right...somehow.

    • @doodooswaggy3825
      @doodooswaggy3825 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      That's a really good catch, and it's now 100% confirmed for me based purely on this

    • @adamlouis3725
      @adamlouis3725 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      holy shit

    • @lanceupperrcut
      @lanceupperrcut 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Holy shit

    • @dembro27
      @dembro27 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Sholy hit

    • @toshi7429
      @toshi7429 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Holy shit

  • @lemerdeposteur
    @lemerdeposteur 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1233

    One of my favorite bits of "Enrico Morricone" trivia is how 99% of the score he wrote for The Thing went unused for 35 years until Quentin Tarantino asked him to score Hateful Eight. Ennio pulled his unused Thing score out of a drawer, dusted it off and pretty much turned it in as-is and it won the fucking Oscar for Best Original score that year.

    • @zGamerGodz
      @zGamerGodz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Lol. That is a fun fact.

    • @DarkReflections86
      @DarkReflections86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That is awesome.

    • @RettMikhal
      @RettMikhal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      Had he released it for the Thing, it would not have even been nominated. The Academy loves Tarantino and detests Carpenter for some reason.

    • @0neDoomedSpaceMarine
      @0neDoomedSpaceMarine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      @@RettMikhal The academy are a bunch of hack frauds, and I don't mean that in the funny meme sense, but in earnest.

    • @davideoliveirapinheiro1096
      @davideoliveirapinheiro1096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      And it is a shame because it is a fun, but a bit trashy Morricone soundtrack. He wrote La Sconosciuta in the 21st Century. Now that is fuckin' great. On the level of his works with Sollima, Petri and Leone.

  • @wilcee238
    @wilcee238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +895

    My aunt almost quit med school because she was afraid of blood. My dad showed her “The Thing” on cable, and years later she has a job dissecting cadavers. The reason why? (In her own words). “Nothing I’ll ever see in real life can be scarier than that movie”.

    • @marcusg3824
      @marcusg3824 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      That’s actually fucking awesome

    • @jeltje50
      @jeltje50 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Your dad is an absolute Chad. Power to them.

    • @MrDrCthulhu
      @MrDrCthulhu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I'd be a bit worried around cadavers after that defibrillator scene!

    • @Shmandalf
      @Shmandalf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It might be one of his best, if not one of the best horror movies ever made. Just about everything in that movie sticks with you

    • @caboose2741
      @caboose2741 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thats fantastic!

  • @richyeilding4490
    @richyeilding4490 2 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    Dark Star has the most accurate depiction of space travel of any film. Space ships in isolated parts of the galaxy will likely be manned by weirdos that are bored out of their mind.

    • @dcanmore
      @dcanmore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      ... and run out of toilet paper. That is the sort of realism you don't get in Star Wars or Star Trek :)

    • @victoriajohnson4420
      @victoriajohnson4420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Fun fact: Dark Star was Stephen Hawking's favorite sci-fi movie.

    • @richyeilding4490
      @richyeilding4490 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sleuthentertainment5872 yes, the only thing that actually came to fruition in 2001 was affordable long distance calls.

    • @octomancer
      @octomancer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I'm a bit sad to see Dark Star at the bottom of Rich's list. It was one the first John Carpenter film I owned, on VHS no less. Objectively it's not that good, but I'd rate it above Ghosts of Mars. Dan O'Bannon's presence makes it much more interesting. And the existential conversation with the bomb amuses me to this day. I didn't know it was Stephen Hawking's favourite sci-fi film!! That's brilliant @@victoriajohnson4420

    • @jameskennedy8329
      @jameskennedy8329 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@victoriajohnson4420 😂😂😂

  • @emilheidkamp1750
    @emilheidkamp1750 2 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    A friend of mine is a minimalist electronic music composer who has never seen a John Carpenter movie but owned all the soundtracks and went to a horror convention John was appearing at to get his vinyl records signed. When John Carpenter heard that they were BFFs for the rest of the weekend.

    • @bryanh257
      @bryanh257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I hope this is real that's real rad

    • @Eisenwulf666
      @Eisenwulf666 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      John Carpenter is unironically a great composer, some of his soundtracks are lit.

    • @standup109
      @standup109 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      “Finally! Someone cares as much about my movies as me!”

  • @PhilFromTheAbyss
    @PhilFromTheAbyss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    22:18 - "No, I don't hate you." - Probably the nicest thing anyone has ever said to Rich on camera.

    • @saulgoodman1236
      @saulgoodman1236 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Someone is clearly going to be fired for treating slave rich evans with respect

    • @teejay1824
      @teejay1824 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Someone should crochet that and send it to Rich for Christmas.

    • @scottieman2
      @scottieman2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I thought Jay was going to say "I don't hate you. I fucking hate you."

    • @daviddevries8242
      @daviddevries8242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Let's not even talk about what people say to him off camera.

  • @mog398
    @mog398 2 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    I'm slowly coming around to the idea that Rich Evans is the main character of the world

    • @BarrickMacready
      @BarrickMacready 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      He clearly lives in a society

    • @drumyogi9281
      @drumyogi9281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I would be okay with that.

    • @NicholasAdeptus
      @NicholasAdeptus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like the main character of the RLM canon universe or just the main character of Earth?

    • @mog398
      @mog398 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@NicholasAdeptus yes, both of those

  • @jackheslop2367
    @jackheslop2367 2 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    I've always felt that the original Halloween was like a ghost story without a ghost. It centres on a tragic and terrifying event in the seemingly distant past, an abandoned house where the terrifying thing happened, and a scholarly character trying to fight the inexplicable evil. I love ghost stories, and that's probably what makes it so memorable for me.

    • @StanWilks
      @StanWilks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Very well said!
      My perspective on Halloween has totally changed.

    • @jackheslop2367
      @jackheslop2367 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@somercet1 I agree to an extent. Some are literally about ghosts as much as memory or anything else, but yeah, the oppressive weight of the past is almost always a distinctive feature.

    • @UbiquitousNight
      @UbiquitousNight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It did not give me a ghostly feeling at all. It was more of an urban legend feel, but I too did not like it. |д・)

    • @thinlion01
      @thinlion01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I still think he was possessed as a child. Just look at his blank face not knowing what happened.

    • @razkable
      @razkable 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i am used to people being right when they hate on older films i adored as a teen cause i have meh taste i guess and grow up rewatch them and realize i was wrong even if its popular the minority with brains who were adults back then who hated on it were right or mostly right.....halloween is not one of those..if you do not love it like you should your wrong....i was right to love it....it surprised me how much more i like it now on rewatch as an adult then when i was younger...its so good....shits on friday the 13th..the only reason i liked the first friday was the twist of mrs. vorhees...the rest of the franchise is shit...even the rest of the first film is meh

  • @seanhayes5457
    @seanhayes5457 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "I've come to learn I really like SynthWave" - Rich. YES!!! Gunship, The Midnight, Carpenter Brut, Perturbator, Timecop1983, Kavinsky, FM-84, Laserhawk, Mitch Murder... boy howdy you have a run ride ahead Rich!

  • @adoredpariah
    @adoredpariah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1244

    "I don't hate you, I'm just disappointed." - Jay's eyes.

    • @ironmaster6496
      @ironmaster6496 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I dont hate you - Jay
      also jay: its one of the most famous and iconic moives, cynematography is good,etc

    • @john_blues
      @john_blues 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Jay tries so hard to hide his disappointment and disgust.

    • @joshuarose2039
      @joshuarose2039 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haa

  • @xmojojoeox
    @xmojojoeox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    Jay found a way to get “hey Ted where’s the corkscrew” in there

    • @1chiTheKiller
      @1chiTheKiller 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Look forward to Divine and her "KILL EVERYONE NOW! CONDONE FIRST DEGREE MURDER!" speech in one of the next two videos.

    • @tonypeppercorn3818
      @tonypeppercorn3818 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Although he got which Friday its from wrong

    • @yewtubemike
      @yewtubemike 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah yes who could forget that famous scene from F13 part 6 Jason lives. RLM trolling is high level.

    • @martymcfly1617
      @martymcfly1617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@yewtubemike , Actually, it’s mislabeled. It’s Part 4. Can’t believe RLM messed that up

  • @gm2256
    @gm2256 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Lmao the fact that Rich thought the kid on the bike from In the Mouth of Madness was John Carpenter is amazing

    • @playedout148
      @playedout148 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      It was him in uncredited role. One of the earliest attempts at cg de-aging as I recall.

  • @TelenTerror
    @TelenTerror 2 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Someone once explained to me the "fear" of Halloween movies--Michael Myers skulks around being creepy and doesn't actually do anything you could call the police on him for, until he starts killing people and then there's no help. It's something resonated with a lot of people, especially women. It's the helplessness and dread of it that you know he's no good but you can't actually do anything to stop him short of killing him first but you don't know he's THAT bad yet.

    • @Shiftdougler
      @Shiftdougler ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or you can buy a gun and learn to legally conceal and use it.

    • @Eisenwulf666
      @Eisenwulf666 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's it. That's why the first Halloween works so well. It's not some fairytale monster, it's not an over the top serial killer, no. It's a guy in a mask watching you from afar, getting ever more close. He doesn't speak, you don't know what he wants, but the moment you watch outside your window at night, he is there watching you. That's terrifying. That's real, too real sadly. Later iterations they made him an invincible spirit of vengeange, which is boring horror b-movie stuff.

  • @tiredofyourtakes
    @tiredofyourtakes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1398

    Fun Fact: So John actually didn't use much of Morricone's score for The Thing. The classic "BUM BUM" was Carpenter's doing. Occasionally you can hear some of Morricone's score in the film, but overall he threw out much of it. Tarantino wanted Morricone to compose an original score for The Hateful Eight which is inspired by The Thing. Morricone had obligations for another film he agreed to work on so he told Tarantino he could only write 20-25 minutes of original score that Tarantino could maybe stretch into 40 minutes & then he suggested using the unused parts of The Thing score. So if you want to hear more of The Thing's score just watch The Hateful Eight.

    • @victorpleitez768
      @victorpleitez768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Didn’t Morricone win an Oscar for hateful eight?

    • @ZodsSnappedNeck
      @ZodsSnappedNeck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      @@victorpleitez768 Only because it was in a Tarantino film instead of a John Carpenter film

    • @DerMoerpler
      @DerMoerpler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      @@victorpleitez768 He did, and he was nominated for a Razzie for The Thing. Awards don't make sense.

    • @jonnybirchyboy1560
      @jonnybirchyboy1560 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Shouldn’t Morricone have been disqualified for winning an Oscar for Hateful Eight since the academy decided that nominated scores have to be original and not based on or incorporated any previous work?

    • @definitelynotofficial7350
      @definitelynotofficial7350 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@jonnybirchyboy1560 Well it wasn't technically ever used before so...

  • @bc7138
    @bc7138 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2734

    This is the fourth video in a row about topics that Jay loves. It's official - Mike's reign of Trekkian Terror is at an end. Is Rich Evans now free, or does he have a new master? Tune in to the next episode of RLM Adventures to find out!

    • @Lemon_Inspector
      @Lemon_Inspector 2 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      Either that, or it's just the calm before the storm. What is Mike planning?

    • @John-nh5bk
      @John-nh5bk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Free? Rich will never be free.

    • @Wintermute909
      @Wintermute909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      The Star Trek Wars have ended.... Now begins the Star Wars Trek.

    • @lunatecx7646
      @lunatecx7646 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      They rush through DS9/Voyager to deliver like 10 more Trek videos

    • @johnm.withersiv4352
      @johnm.withersiv4352 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Long live Mike! May the new king rule justly and long.

  • @mazenkorlm6278
    @mazenkorlm6278 2 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    05:12 Dark Star
    08:13 Escape from L.A.
    13:53 Ghosts of Mars
    19:13 The Fog
    22:06 Prince of Darkness
    26:57 Village of the Damned
    32:18 Halloween

    • @devonaveii2675
      @devonaveii2675 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Good man. Thank you

    •  2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thank you man.

    • @David_Lo_Pan
      @David_Lo_Pan ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Indeed!

    • @kingofwingo
      @kingofwingo ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you greatly.

    • @Eisenwulf666
      @Eisenwulf666 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ghost of Mars should be lower, it's horrible.

  • @sharpsonmusic
    @sharpsonmusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +643

    Every time Rich mentions his sister, I just imagine Mike in a wig wearing a "Fanny the Birthday girl" t-shirt.

    • @BambooAcrobatVerte
      @BambooAcrobatVerte 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Imagining this made my day. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ohbejuankenobi663
      @ohbejuankenobi663 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Rich does not have a sister, he just dresses like a woman sometimes. Think of Jack and Jill lol.

    • @AltoStratusX1
      @AltoStratusX1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@ohbejuankenobi663 I prefer to imagine it's just Mike. His parents did a gag with Mike once and now don't know how to get out of it without destroying his psyche.

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Somewhere, someone is going to take your slander of Richina Evans and defend her honor!

    • @crowofcrius
      @crowofcrius 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was wondering if he is going to talk about SW holidayspecial, since if I remember right, he first watched it with his sis

  • @friendofphi
    @friendofphi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    I legit gasped when Rich said prince of darkness at 14, and then when he said Halloween I audibly said "No!". Jay burning on the inside but just diplomatically saying "I don't ... hate you."

    • @AIIEYESONME
      @AIIEYESONME 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Jay's mouth said I don't hate you, but his eyes said, I will never forgive you.

    • @SodapopKevin
      @SodapopKevin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I don't know if Jay will be able to contain himself if Rich says The Thing for #11.

    • @jumhook6167
      @jumhook6167 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@SodapopKevin I will throw my computer out the window

    • @quixoticcarrot3998
      @quixoticcarrot3998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@jumhook6167 I will pour whiskey into my computer and call it a cheatin' bitch

    • @LeSensuel
      @LeSensuel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@SodapopKevin Holy shit if The Thing isn’t in Rich’s top 5, I will throw every thing in my living into my tv.

  • @saeklin
    @saeklin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "Mom can we go see the new Doom movie?"
    "No, we have Doom at home."
    At home... (Ghosts of Mars dvd)

    • @Enkabard
      @Enkabard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Uh, sounds like horrible punishment in both cases, who would want to watch doom the movie ?

    • @lazerhosen
      @lazerhosen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Enkabard lol, which one?

    • @LearnedAndVile
      @LearnedAndVile 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lazerhosen Good question, the answer is yes.

  • @rippedlampshade
    @rippedlampshade 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I can't believe Mike, in a fit of drunken rage, deleted parts 2 and 3 of this series

  • @wisconsinfirenerd
    @wisconsinfirenerd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +728

    I love John's late-career pivot to focusing on his music. I hope he's having loads of fun, he deserves it.

    • @josephmayfield945
      @josephmayfield945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The albums are fantastic.

    • @horrorfan1122
      @horrorfan1122 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His music is great too!

    • @johnnyskinwalker4095
      @johnnyskinwalker4095 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's always looked old but now that he is old, watching him playing the intruments, he looked quite energetic for his age. Maybe that could be the basis of a new movie for him: old man gets the fountain of Youth by playing music.

    • @CelestialWoodway
      @CelestialWoodway 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He had no choice. Can't get directing jobs anymore.

    • @ironmaster6496
      @ironmaster6496 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah i didnt knew he was so talented

  • @Doppity
    @Doppity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    Leave it to Jay to know the font John Carpenter uses off the top of his head.

  • @KitRobin
    @KitRobin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Prince of Darkness isn't perfect, but I really like that movie. The tone, and pace of it is just so engaging to me. Even the premise is just kinda cool to me, and how certain things are framed and shot. It's not my favorite Carpenter film, but it's up there.

    • @BULL.173
      @BULL.173 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I agree that it's one of Carpenter's better movies. There's a lot of good stuff in Prince of Darkness. But it's also...kinda problematic, especially in its later acts. The first half of the film promises a lot more than it ends up delivering. The premise really is fascinating. A potentially apocalyptic threat that requires science and religion working together to stop it. POD starts out as a legitimately cerebral horror / thriller. I just feel like it jumps the rails and settles into something more conventional and less interesting. The ending is great though.

    • @adamlouis3725
      @adamlouis3725 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i thought it was amazing.

    • @archlich4489
      @archlich4489 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Ditto! That movie blew me away as a kid.

  • @nohbdyz3
    @nohbdyz3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    The part of the conversation where Jay says, "It's creepy because he has no motive!" and Rich is like "Ehhhhh..." feels like a conversation my brother and I would have. It's like a I get it, but it doesn't do it for me. Like the big reveal at the end of The Strangers. My brother thought it was the greatest thing ever. I don't know why, but the "no motive/random act of violence thing" doesn't do it for me.

    • @SuperpanFilms
      @SuperpanFilms 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      As someone who's also sour on the original Halloween, it's one of those ideas that's fun intellectually but makes for a boring time to sit through. "We'll never explain why this guy is doing this" is fine for a short but you'll need really interesting protagonists to compensate for that in order to sustain a feature and Laurie Strode just isn't that deep for me.

    • @machupikachu1085
      @machupikachu1085 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      lol When you have those conversations with your brother, does he have shrill voice that can break glass like this guy? :D

    • @AuspexAO
      @AuspexAO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I just like the Rich Evans dismissal of "he kills a couple of teenagers". Who amongst us, right?

  • @GospodMajoneza
    @GospodMajoneza 2 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    Rich AND his sister "laughing hysterically together" ... grammy material, hands down

    • @wt_neptune54
      @wt_neptune54 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is she hot?

    • @ryleedulaney
      @ryleedulaney 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I just imagine Rich Evans and Rich Evans in a blonde wig looking at each other and hyena laughing together, in the same pitch and everything. I bet it was wonderful.

    • @PangolinMontanari
      @PangolinMontanari 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@wt_neptune54 I imagine she resembles Rich, so she must be

    • @HoussamNekkaa
      @HoussamNekkaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ryleedulaney this comment is so mean 😂😂

    • @TheJohnnyonthespot1
      @TheJohnnyonthespot1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Given the upper octaves Rich's laugh hits on his own, I can only assume that Rich's sister makes Mariah Carey sound like a baritone.

  • @adamsinclair1959
    @adamsinclair1959 2 ปีที่แล้ว +651

    I actually like that Rich put Halloween so low, one reason I like RLM is that I like hearing new viewpoints instead of just having my opinions regurgitated back at me.

    • @reikun86
      @reikun86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Definitely #1 on my list is Big Trouble in Little China

    • @bobxyzp
      @bobxyzp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Halloween is god damn boring

    • @Neala01
      @Neala01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Right? I love that they just dont care how people will react to their opinions on movies. If he doesnt like it, then why pretend otherwise.

    • @KnuckleHunkybuck
      @KnuckleHunkybuck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@Neala01 One of my favorite things about this channel is their complete disregard for everything that almost every other TH-cam channel holds on a pedestal. One million subscribers? Video mocking subscriber-count celebration videos. TH-camrs are worried about Susan Wikiwiki taking away monetization for talking about [certain disease of unknown origin]? Constant mentions of *CORONAVIRUS* very loudly and specifically. One video ended with them telling everybody to give it a dislike. One video ended with them telling us all "fuck you" and -- if I remember correctly -- literally giving us the finger.
      That being said, fuck Rich Evans for his opinion of Halloween. He's wrong.

    • @operator7585
      @operator7585 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "I never learned from a man who agreed with me." - Robert A. Heinlein

  • @essaywhu
    @essaywhu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Saw John Carpenter live a few years ago on Halloween night. It was awesome. He played the main themes from his films with clips from his films projected behind the band.

  • @devinmorse9112
    @devinmorse9112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    One of the greatest assets in Carpenter's earlier films was the god-tier cinematography of Dean Cundey.

    • @radhinkabagaskara5595
      @radhinkabagaskara5595 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The award winning cinematographer from such hits like Jack and Jill?

    • @TheWaynos73
      @TheWaynos73 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@radhinkabagaskara5595guess he had some bills to pay and showed up for the bare minimum

    • @DocSmouse
      @DocSmouse 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That man's career was amazing up until the mid-90's when he just apparently gave up and lost all creative drive...

  • @jrlaps521
    @jrlaps521 2 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    Immediately knew Jay’s worst was gonna be Ghosts of Mars

    • @jack-o6190
      @jack-o6190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@almostontimehero5415 Jay is a pretender after all.

    • @Mehlmo
      @Mehlmo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ghosts was going to be an escape moive but still a rumor

    • @Bale4Bond
      @Bale4Bond 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's baffling how terrible Ghosts of Mars is

    • @td7723
      @td7723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ice Cube as Desolation Williams, come on it's great. I look at GOM as a sequal to Boyz In The Hood. The reincarnation of Doughboy.

    • @MalleusSemperVictor
      @MalleusSemperVictor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ghosts of Mars is probably on lists of worst movies of all time in general.

  • @cyborgrex
    @cyborgrex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    The theme from Halloween is so effective that one evening I came home from work. I opened my front door and stepped Into my house. There were no lights on and all I could hear was the Halloween theme loudly echoing through out the house. For a split second I instinctively felt an uneasiness and dread before it clicked in my brain that my brother was watching one of the Halloween movies.

    • @jackrichardson4089
      @jackrichardson4089 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      A "splint second"? Is that you Rich?

    • @WesCaseyProductions
      @WesCaseyProductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was walking home late one night and it was playing from
      Somewhere in the darkness very loud. Rounded a corner and it was playing inside a pub whos staff and some patrons had a lock in and we’re watching Halloween with the lights off!

  • @neknamirrem6315
    @neknamirrem6315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    "I'm not a horror guy" is kind of a weird place to be for someone ranking Carpenter films.

    • @joshuarose2039
      @joshuarose2039 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      True

    • @thetramp123
      @thetramp123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      for October too

    • @billsimms2511
      @billsimms2511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Same thing I was thinking. Why have Rich on this segment?

    • @Lultschful
      @Lultschful 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      @@billsimms2511 Same reason for having a Brad Pitt or a Tom Cruise in a film. Star appeal.

    • @johnappleseed9546
      @johnappleseed9546 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Lultschful perfect response

  • @shortandfat5916
    @shortandfat5916 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I saw Rich Evans at a grocery store in Milwaukee yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

  • @akis8402
    @akis8402 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    31:58 Rich: You're all going to hate me.
    Me: Oh come on it can't be that bad
    Rich: My number 12 is Halloween.
    Me: Oh no.....

    • @mspol222
      @mspol222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I audible gasp’d and then started laughing at Jays reaction

    • @AgentBishopFD
      @AgentBishopFD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rich is right though! I DO hate him now. ;)

  • @angryzellers
    @angryzellers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Am I the only one currently OBSESSED with the question of whether Rich's sister laughs just like him or not? I can't stop thinking about it. Rich, help me.

    • @Dan016
      @Dan016 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jesus Christ... Now I can't stop thinking about it too 😱

    • @RykerJones28
      @RykerJones28 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thanks for giving me a new hyperfixation. I was rather enjoying water colour but now it's all about Rich's laugh but make it femme.

    • @machupikachu1085
      @machupikachu1085 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol her laugh is pitched an octave lower.

  • @framtidalik
    @framtidalik 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Once Rich reminded us that he isn’t a horror guy, I understand his low placement for The Fog and Halloween. And yes Loomis is a terrible psychiatrist lmao

  • @TheJoeyKnoxville
    @TheJoeyKnoxville 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Man, I love Prince of Darkness. Like you said, I can see why people dislike it, but I find it such an interesting movie. I love the slow burn, the atmosphere and the ideas he has in that movie. It's so interesting and different. The feeling of doom and the open ending, like in The Thing, are so awesome!
    It's one of the very few movies I'd actually love to see remade.

  • @AmazingThor
    @AmazingThor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +856

    I’m 100% convinced that Rich Evan’s “sister” is just Rich Evans in drag , ala Jack and Jill.

    • @jbard9892
      @jbard9892 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Stay tuned for part 2, I'm hoping for a sleepaway camp type reveal! "He" has been in drag this whole time!

    • @ericwill2133
      @ericwill2133 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Maybe the Rich Evans that we see is actually his sister?

    • @roachmcpoach
      @roachmcpoach 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Now I have Rich Evans singing "You want creamy goodness, I'm your friend. Say hello to my chocolate blend" in my head

    • @DashingPunkSamurai
      @DashingPunkSamurai 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rich And his sister “laughing hysterically together “…Grammy material hands down

    • @kasuaalimagia529
      @kasuaalimagia529 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rich evans is beyond such silly concepts like gender. In terms mankind can understand he is living god who walks among us. Or maybe he is just a funny guy on internet. Pick your poison

  • @KennyPowersGaming
    @KennyPowersGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    I now need to know what Rich Evans sisters laugh sounds like...

    • @RoganGunn
      @RoganGunn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Underrated comment 😂👍

    • @saftpackerl
      @saftpackerl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No wine glasses in the room :D

    • @c-puff
      @c-puff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The baritone to Rich’s soprano?

    • @rabd3721
      @rabd3721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      We'll never know because the frequency is so high, mics can't pick it up.

    • @christraven
      @christraven 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I got ten bucks on Michael Clarke Duncan through an amplifier.

  • @mikelitwin
    @mikelitwin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    They're definitely right about Halloween suffering from the movies that came after it. My experience was much like Jay's-Halloween came out the year I was born, so I ended up not seeing it until like 19 years after its release. By that time, every other 80's/90's horror movie of my adolescence had ripped it off and amped it up much that it was predictable and hard to appreciate without approaching it from a film-making mindset. So while I do think Halloween is a classic masterpiece, it reminds me of a wonderful food item from a local restaurant that gets watered down and played out once the recipe gets acquired and used by a national franchise chain.

  • @yapdat7036
    @yapdat7036 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Love hearing Rich talk and share opinions etc without having the piss taken out of him. Love Mike but prefer to hear rich actually speak and be confident

  • @StephenTheZ
    @StephenTheZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    Instead of furiously typing at Rich's number 12 I just wanna say Rich and Jay videos are wholesome and I love them.

    • @KnuckleHunkybuck
      @KnuckleHunkybuck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There's nothing wholesome about disliking Halloween. Rich Evans should have to give up his American citizenship for that.

    • @frankmerker630
      @frankmerker630 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think people responding this way makes me dislike Halloween quite a bit more actually

    • @djangofett4879
      @djangofett4879 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@KnuckleHunkybuck its a lame movie

  • @Mysterialic
    @Mysterialic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    I LOVE this style lol. They both have contrasting taste on what they like yet still give good points that do make sense.

    • @mmattson8947
      @mmattson8947 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It also makes it interesting that for their last picks on their lists, Rich chose a sci-fi film, and Jay chose a horror-genre film. Their tastes led them to pick films where they were disappointed that the movie wasn't up to Carpenter standards.

    • @mightyasterisk8333
      @mightyasterisk8333 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’d love them to do more rankings like this and the Star Trek ones.

    • @ELPATATASESINO
      @ELPATATASESINO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mmattson8947 is ghost of mars an horror film? For me more like a shlocky action flick. But yeah i can see Rich expecting more of a sci-fi concept and being dissapointed

  • @MrShahraman
    @MrShahraman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I need more videos like this, ranking the whole filmography of different directors.
    You guys are the best!!!!

  • @SardonicALLY
    @SardonicALLY 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I love how this ends in a push-top pen click ... so satisfying.

  • @wayner396
    @wayner396 2 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    I love Rich and Jay together. Such great friendship and chemistry.

    • @chaosmike84
      @chaosmike84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah it's nice to have two guys who get along

    • @spillanegottleib1681
      @spillanegottleib1681 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "Pizza with pineapple is the best pizza."
      "I don't even know who you are anymore."

    • @Ninjujitsu
      @Ninjujitsu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      a nice break from mike just verbally beating the shit out of poor rich evans

    • @DETHMOKIL
      @DETHMOKIL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mike must feel like when your cat and dog are hanging out together as pals.

    • @videogamenostalgia
      @videogamenostalgia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Watching this you'd never believe that Rich has made several attempts on Jay's life.

  • @kellenjohnson3274
    @kellenjohnson3274 2 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    In a twist of fate, they published this while I'm at the gym and 3 of the 5 TVs are playing Night Court reruns.

    • @jack-o6190
      @jack-o6190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're welcome.

    • @Prawnsly
      @Prawnsly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that's wild... take care tonight Kellen, you might be haunted

    • @ellis7622
      @ellis7622 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      wtf what kind of gym plays night court reruns?

    • @CH0MSKYH0NK
      @CH0MSKYH0NK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Work them glutes

    • @geoffelder2236
      @geoffelder2236 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Kellen Johnson. H. S. Plinkett approves!

  • @connorbiddle4703
    @connorbiddle4703 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Carpenter is probably my favorite director ever. Even when he’s bad he’s still entertaining. All of his films have a style unique to him. He’s far from the greatest director, but there’s nothing like him

  • @joemckeown2763
    @joemckeown2763 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Rich putting the film that is the reason for Rich doing this list this month so low in the list is the most Rich Evans thing ever.
    And I kinda appreciate it.

  • @ThePostApocalypticInventor
    @ThePostApocalypticInventor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1178

    I loved Rich Evans before, but knowing he likes synthwave makes him even more likeable!

    • @Xondar11223344
      @Xondar11223344 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Too bad he doesn't like Halloween.

    • @ewwpoorpeople5684
      @ewwpoorpeople5684 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      If only he weren't an unhinged lunatic off-screen

    • @neilwilliams7591
      @neilwilliams7591 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @lietunantURNER Tycho are the tits.

    • @turkeysamwich00
      @turkeysamwich00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I CLAPPED WHEN HE SAID IT

    • @Louis-wp3fq
      @Louis-wp3fq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Jay loves synthwave AND he loves Halloween.

  • @johnsmith5669
    @johnsmith5669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    The best thing about seeing a new RLM video is dropping everything for 40 minutes to watch it; the worst is that it only takes 40 minutes until your waiting for a new RLM video.

  • @phuzface
    @phuzface ปีที่แล้ว +3

    so glad jay got the chance to see john carpenter do his old man dance live! he came to day for night in houston several years ago and he was awesome

  • @AkimboPotatoes
    @AkimboPotatoes ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "People are going to hate me"
    Correct.

  • @giftofthepadgii
    @giftofthepadgii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Seeing Carpenter live and watching him do that little old man dance Jay mentioned is a highlight of my life. In The Mouth of Madness slaps so hard live.

  • @shindalah1794
    @shindalah1794 2 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    So sad to hear that Mike drank himself to death after watching the trailer for Picard season two.

    • @isushi
      @isushi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh no! Is that actually out... I don't think I can bring myself to watch it. After the last season of Discovery, Picard & Lower Deck... I just can't watch any more 'new Star Trek'. I've just ended up watching random clips of Quark on TH-cam.

  • @MattyS54
    @MattyS54 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Prince of Darkness is easy top 5 material for how tightly it's made. low budget, mostly single location, classic Carpenter score - a directing masterclass. not to mention returning alumni from Big Trouble.

  • @s.illegitim9466
    @s.illegitim9466 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    At some point Rich is gonna be fed up with desperately trying to pronounce the phrase "stick out like a sore thumb"

  • @L1ghtweaver
    @L1ghtweaver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    Rich's Halloween pick actually made me go "oh, ok, that's fine" because after all that build up I thought he was gonna say The Thing.

    • @aaronmelgar7116
      @aaronmelgar7116 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Same, that would have made me legitimately upset.

    • @prisoncommie8601
      @prisoncommie8601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I'm expecting The Thing to be top 3 for both

    • @JustinJurazick
      @JustinJurazick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I figured either Halloween or In the Mouth of Madness then with the buildup i was sure it was Halloween

    • @YungM.D.
      @YungM.D. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If he did, this video would’ve never been uploaded because Jay would’ve pounced and destroyed him

    • @ZoolGatekeeper
      @ZoolGatekeeper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jay is right about 'Halloween'.. So many things has been said about the movie and it's brilliant direction, so I mention one subtle detail that most horror movies with big budgets don't get right. The build up.. Laurie and her friends just talk about mundane things.. There are some minor scares along the way, but it's daylight, so no problem. But it gets darker and darker... You don't need gore with this kind of talent.

  • @electricmiragemedia
    @electricmiragemedia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    Wow, Rich is looking great. Good for him for getting more in shape.

    • @Memfys
      @Memfys 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      He ages like fine wine.

    • @zach3360
      @zach3360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Yeah in shape to be your mom.

    • @andrewjbloom
      @andrewjbloom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Round is a shape

    • @RealJap
      @RealJap 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Not into the Halloween 'shape' though.

    • @chrisjernigan1912
      @chrisjernigan1912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      nugenix!

  • @gurskyman
    @gurskyman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Could be that I’m a sucker for 80s italian horror, but Prince of Darkness is my favorite.

  • @ryanpatricolo6824
    @ryanpatricolo6824 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Post next part already what heck I waiting

  • @louiefillet6932
    @louiefillet6932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    A Pam Grier lead Ghosts of Mars is the best idea Jay has had in years.

    • @lutherheggs451
      @lutherheggs451 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But it would have still been a garbage movie, but with a different actor.....A Ghosts of Mars with a good script sounds alot better. Its literally the only god awful Jason Statham movie. It was also the final straw for studios actually giving him money to make movies.

  • @SirHatchporch
    @SirHatchporch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    John Carpenter is my favorite director. The man has no effs to give. I saw him do a Q&A in Hollywood back in 2010 and he ended it by saying, "Let's get close to wrapping up. I have to go meet my drug dealer pretty soon."

  • @sanctifizzle
    @sanctifizzle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I love this idea. I really hope they do this with more directors.

  • @12ealDealOfficial
    @12ealDealOfficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Enjoyed every moment of this one. Can't wait for the other two parts!

  • @Yoshiwara77
    @Yoshiwara77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Jays impression of the 'Old Man Dance' will always warm my heart from now on

  • @cstenzy9167
    @cstenzy9167 2 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Got to see John Carpenter perform on Halloween a few years ago, that was a real treat. Glad he gets to spend his elder years just playing video games and making cool music with his family

    • @c-puff
      @c-puff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Living the dream.

    • @lutherheggs451
      @lutherheggs451 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its only because studios will not give him money anymore to make movies......Ghosts of Mars was the last time a studio was willing, EVERY movie he has ever made not named Halloween were varying degrees of flop only getting a cult audience on home video.
      I stopped feeling bad for the guy when he was asked what he thought about how so many of his films are now so beloved and real cult favorites. His fucking response; "I don't give a shit, Fuck the fans it didn't make me money" fuck him after that.

    • @ArkhanNightman
      @ArkhanNightman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pretty wholesome

    • @bibblehouse
      @bibblehouse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@lutherheggs451 bro I'd be salty af too if everyone hated my movies when they came out and only started liking them 40 years later

    • @obscure.reference
      @obscure.reference 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Luther Heggs EFNY, The Fog did well commercially

  • @ericfunk1361
    @ericfunk1361 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    My issue with Rich's placement of Halloween isn't even on if he liked it. You have to acknowledge the impact of it. Friday the 13th would not have existed if it wasn't for Halloween. It really spawned the slasher genre, everyone was trying to make their own Halloween movie.

  • @74kid
    @74kid ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I heard friends talking about Halloween in the early 80’s. I saw it on VHS at home in the day in the mid to late eighties and I was both gripped and petrified. It’s one of the greatest films ever made.

  • @dombrowskirt
    @dombrowskirt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    I love these director spotlight episodes. Jay and Rich give me huge Siskel and Ebert vibes without taking themselves too seriously

    • @AlexG1020
      @AlexG1020 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They also don't hate eachother

    • @ErnReich
      @ErnReich 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AlexG1020 some of them hate each other ??

    • @Hydrogue
      @Hydrogue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@salomaonplanetsaturn6038 Bald guy plus glasses is Jack. Beard plus glasses is Josh.

    • @ErnReich
      @ErnReich 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@happyhammer1 really?! Wow I had no idea but now I definitely need to watch that hind the scenes stuff

    • @marks6928
      @marks6928 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@salomaonplanetsaturn6038 Jay and Josh (guy with the beard and glasses) episodes are always some of my favourites, they are great together.

  • @ejflor1313
    @ejflor1313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    “What excuse can I come up with to rewatch all the John Carpenter movies?”

  • @Eyepatchfilms
    @Eyepatchfilms 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I will always love Escape From LA. One of the most satisfying endings of any film ever.

    • @jonathannelson7292
      @jonathannelson7292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I honestly remember laughing so hard at the surfing scene. I liked it for the schlock

    • @jrv7346
      @jrv7346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love escape from LA.

    • @Simon-yp7rv
      @Simon-yp7rv ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think its really bad, but I started liking it in the last few years. Its just filled with the cynical energy of Carpenter

    • @michaelmyers3709
      @michaelmyers3709 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The ending was very satisfying because it meant it was over.

  • @thetramp123
    @thetramp123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I haven't seen a few but my list would be something like
    1. The Thing
    2. Starman
    3. They Live
    4. Christine
    5. Big Trouble in Little China
    6. Assault on Precinct 13
    7. Halloween
    8. The Fog
    9. Escape from New York
    10. Dark Star
    11. Village of the Damned
    12. Vampires
    13. Escape from L. A.
    15. The Ward
    16. Ghosts of Mars

  • @hamgrimes1040
    @hamgrimes1040 2 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    I remember watching Ghosts of Mars with my brother when I was like 9, and thinking it was the greatest movie of all time. I never intend to rewatch it, just going to keep my memory of it in my mind.

    • @murphy7801
      @murphy7801 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      12 for me, but same.

    • @AlexG1020
      @AlexG1020 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I loved Escape from LA as a kid. But I also loved Big Trouble in Little China so clearly I had at least some taste

    • @archlich4489
      @archlich4489 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good call. It's iffy to go home again.

    • @juniorjames7076
      @juniorjames7076 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      At 12, I thought MEGAFORCE (1983) was the greatest action masterpiece ever made. Haven't seen it since, so it remains a masterpiece as well.

    • @Dresdentrumpet
      @Dresdentrumpet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes keep it as a good memory

  • @Balliard
    @Balliard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    He should do a zombie-western and fulfill two of his dreams

    • @Chubbz969
      @Chubbz969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "The Quick and the Undead "

    • @0neDoomedSpaceMarine
      @0neDoomedSpaceMarine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      A territory not tapped enough, in my opinion.

  • @jettpack9168
    @jettpack9168 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i am still angry at rich for halloween at 12

  • @mcboosh69
    @mcboosh69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    NEED REPEATING, ME WANT PART TWO UNGA BUNGA

  • @taybrits4554
    @taybrits4554 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    I like these types of videos. Two dudes just hanging out with some hand written lists about stuff they like. Pure content

  • @TheToonMonkey
    @TheToonMonkey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    When Rich said he watched it with his sister, I got Adam Sandler in Jack and Jill images.

  • @letosgoldenpath1993
    @letosgoldenpath1993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This show is 10 times better.than anything... ANYTHING you see on television. Just pure entertainment. Thank you!
    I was with you guys on Escape from LA!

  • @leesmapman4764
    @leesmapman4764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I saw the man play live a few years ago. One of the best concerts I've been to.

  • @ShoRyuBarbie
    @ShoRyuBarbie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Holy fuck did I laugh hard at Rich thinking John Carpenter had a cameo in _In The Mouth of Madness_

    • @ZyxthePest
      @ZyxthePest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jay holding back from fully tearing into Rich's mistake by rationalizing it himself, is priceless

    • @ShoRyuBarbie
      @ShoRyuBarbie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ZyxthePest I guess one Tums Festival was enough.

  • @anthonyhudak9363
    @anthonyhudak9363 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Fun fact about that beach ball in Dark Star: In The Thing, when the dog splits open there is a flower like appendage made of dog tongues with teeth. That prop is actually the feet of the beach ball alien in Dark Star

    • @alexsilva28
      @alexsilva28 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wow that's awesome

    • @davidw5532
      @davidw5532 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fantastic movie trivia! Never knew that…now I do. Gracias amigo. 👍🏻

    • @towersofgiza
      @towersofgiza 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hell yeah

  • @JosephOPossum
    @JosephOPossum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    RLM going all out with the live roach decorations at 18:30

  • @stevebarnes8368
    @stevebarnes8368 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Rich: “you all are going to hate me.”
    Me: “I don’t hate you Rich but we already went past that mark with The Fog? 😂 Each to their own.”

  • @rob_4227
    @rob_4227 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I appreciate that Rich doesn’t care about pandering to anybody and would rather be honest with himself. He has relatable reasons for going against the crowd as well.

  • @Stagephase
    @Stagephase 2 ปีที่แล้ว +682

    I want Jay's shirt.
    I hope they make it in men's sizes.

    • @VideoMeltdown
      @VideoMeltdown 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      "Better order some MILK and COOKIES boy so you can get BIG and STRONG, ah ha ha ha ha"

    • @karma_monkey
      @karma_monkey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I saw it on amazon when looking for Halloween shirts.

    • @maddestmurph
      @maddestmurph 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@karma_monkey Can you find it again? What was it called? I seriously want to buy it for hanging out with friends on Halloween.

    • @judasboogie
      @judasboogie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@maddestmurph I also want to find that exact shirt. I've seen similar, inferior ones, but I want this one, dagnabbit!

    • @metroided34
      @metroided34 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@maddestmurph iirc it was for a max steel toy.

  • @cloudyinpa777
    @cloudyinpa777 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This 3-part series is BY FAR my favorite video by RLM.

  • @o0282
    @o0282 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is a great format. Great way to make Jay nerd about stuff he cares about. Please do more of these.

    • @spillanegottleib1681
      @spillanegottleib1681 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The better re:View episodes tend to have Jay on the right hand side of the screen.

  • @jvenom174
    @jvenom174 2 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    When Jay said Christopher Reeve was stiff and awkward, I was waiting for a really dark joke to follow that.

    • @moins_vif
      @moins_vif 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      That’s a Mike joke lol

    • @thatguyseb8824
      @thatguyseb8824 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Quit horsin' around.

    • @evilcartman32
      @evilcartman32 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@moins_vif exactly!!

    • @sqwalnoc
      @sqwalnoc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mike wasn't there

  • @Badenhawk
    @Badenhawk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    John Carpenter, Steve Martin, and Christopher Lloyd are all stars that have looked like they are 80 years old for the last 40 years.

    • @turtleflipper9935
      @turtleflipper9935 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Steve Martin? No.

    • @Badenhawk
      @Badenhawk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@turtleflipper9935 all I'm saying is the dude has had gray hair since he was in his thirties.

    • @robfinlay8058
      @robfinlay8058 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Steve Martin certainly looked older than he was. I always remember his character in Parenthood saying "I'm 35" and thinking it was ridiculous as he seemed more like 55. (He was actually 46 at the time).

    • @BlueBoy0
      @BlueBoy0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's depressing how much of your life is spent being old.

    • @noobie1890
      @noobie1890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Steve Martin is a banjo player and kills it....love his music

  • @chrisslavin9496
    @chrisslavin9496 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Always appreciate your eloquence and humor. Love you guys

  • @Heffy_Boi
    @Heffy_Boi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    18:30 Love the little crawling friend behind Jay's chair :3

  • @michaelmccarroll2698
    @michaelmccarroll2698 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    As a synthwave lover, hearing Rich Evans say out loud he loves synthwave has just made my year