Mario Kart 8 but some funny stuff happens
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 มี.ค. 2019
- Mario Kart 8 Deluxe but Baby Daisy should have her license revoked
OK SO I actually made it a shirt if you want to wear our words now is your chance:
teespring.com/when-you-want-w...
Here are the names of the nerds that joined me today in case you want to go give them a hug or tell them to draw Pokemon or something:
/ jaymoji
/ gggabrielgaming
/ fyrus
►JOIN THE FAILBOAT DISCORD:
/ discord
►WEAR THE BOAT:
Redbubble.com/people/Failboat
►FOLLOW THE BOAT:
/ failboat103
#MarioKart8Deluxe #MarioKart #FUNKEHTOWN
Credits:
Today's background music was the absolute S L A P that is the Super Mario Bros. 2 Overworld Remix, by Qumu Music:
• Super Mario Bros. 2 - ...
Also want to give credit to the Modeler's Resource because that place has so many great assets:
www.models-resource.com/wii_u...
Don't forget to like and subscribe!
:D - เกม
Do you want win... enough to buy a shirt? teespring.com/when-you-want-win?e02872d16a#pid=369&cid=6527&sid=front
Thanks for cheering me up with the premiere! Yous da best.
Sorry I broke.
Purple sheesh
I’m fricking broke. Rest in pepperonis.
Oh my god you actually did it😂
FUNKY TOWN
how are there no replies here what
FU-NKY TOWNNNN
#funkytowngang
FUNKY TOWN!!!
F U N K Y T O W N
*_Petition to change the driver's test to a round of Mario Kart_*
Omg It's you again but I'll sign
I sign
Now that’s a yes......pacito
I sign
Mr. Yespacito is it?
*i signed*
“Baby daisy is an actual predator”
....
There's something out there waiting for us, and it ain't no man,. It’s a toddler
Man
A k n i f e .
Thanos child.
She is trained to snipe from a continent away
Oh god it’s a child murderer,
Finally someone else who realises that the baby characters are not in fact cute, but evil predators who want your soul
Half of the baby characters don't deserve to exist and that's why they are savage beings, as they fight for their very existence
I would be playing the battle mode because I want to murder my friends with shells and a baby characters would brutally destroy us
Especially baby peach, in mario kart wii shes horrible on your team but absolutely disgusting on the opposing team
*Me as A Baby Peach main.* 😈🔪
@@rapogirl1391 *me as a user of all baby characters*
I trained Jay. He did well. I am very proud.
Jaymoji:*win noises*
He want win
and he did
Hi PK! I miss your Mariokart streams and Tough Brakes. Hope I’ll be able to play with you sometime!
I would love to train GG or Fail... I definitely wouldn't teach them my dirty tricks and wouldn't let them go until they can beat me when i got my max speed
you remind me of the mafia guys from hat in time. like "Mafia train Jay. Jay do well. Mafia proud."
Kirb is pink.
I want win.
I can't think of another sentence.
So throw that rhyme in bin.
Kirby is pink
I want to win
I am a supertwink
I'm among my kin.
Heyo
@@sunfeatherX3 mmm
@@sunfeatherX3 what
Rose's are red
Trash goes in a bin
Whilst playing games
*i* *w* *a* *n* *t* *w* *i* *n*
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Baby Daisy is creeping up on you
*pulls out anti-thot lightsaber*
*Quickly turns around*
AH NO YOU DONT BEECH
Every second you're not running, Baby Daisy is getting closer
And " *Waluigi will come from behind* ".
“There”
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Watch out there
Baby Daisy is creeping up behind you.
*_CHEESE LAND_* : where failboat is considered a smash god
1:06 *WHO KNOWS WHAT THAT THING IS CAPABLE OF?*
I know...
The year was 2019, and I had almost beaten every Grand Prix race without yelling and placed first. Then she came. She wiped out half of them before I even knew what was happening. The red shells...they came so fast...no chance to react...and from the ashes of it all, I looked into the fact of evil.
Did you survive?
@@squidsurge71 he didn’t reply I think he’s dead
Baby daisy what do you have there?
*A gun*
babis has gun thing
NO-
For her Neutral Special, Baby Daisy wields a *G U N.*
*KIRBY WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*
UHH...
This is so sad. Alexa play Desp-
FUNKEHTOWN
I do not like FUNKEHTOWN, test failed...
F U N K E H T O W N
Baby Daisy t-posing to assert her dominance against the other racers
9:40, Gab what time is it? THURSDAY AT TWO
As someone who worked on that animation, that is brilliant
It is currently Thursday at 2 where I'm at
Thank you for a time stamp for this part
I don't get it..
@Drearpine53428 It’s a joke that gab made in a video a splatuber known as Viantastic made
8:27
“Roses are red, violets are blue, I want win, life be.” The famous quotes of Mario Kart 8 Deluxe with Failboat.
6:56 "Oonga, Boonga, *BULLET* "
Me reading this when the video was playing and the exact quote plays
👁👄👁
*Vs. Baby Daisy
A soul sucking fiend drawn up by accident by Hyness during his ritual, it only has one goal. To assert its dominance over the opposition. Can Kirby win against this abomination? Funny stuff with Failboat offers a sliver of hope...
When you want win...
but proceed *LOSE*
*Story of my life*
Life b
Life bee
Me
Life Be
bife Le
Premiered 64 minutes ago you say?
Super Failboat 64 is a thing now
*Baby Daisy will come from behind*
You really should've considered your word choice.
💉👁👄👁🔪
T-posing baby daisy better be a playable character in the next Mario kart game
Edit: Why does this have 52 likes
Agreed
How she driving
Rose gold baby daisy
@@adamkampen Why didn't I think of that
@@GiraultAndrea
The Wah God gifted the newborn.
"You can have a kirby car???"
Aged like a fine red wine
Baby daisy: ma.. ma..
Mom: Her first words!
Baby daisy: MURDER
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I want win,
Life be
Freaking poo
@@ayansaiyad6864 freaking pee
With Failboat, funny stuff will always happen.
4:18 "I know it's a little bit late but Happy Valentines Day, Jay!"
i'm literally watching this on Valentines Day oMg ThE iRoNy
I want a Gab Alexa so I can ask it to play Funky Town but it will instead order an Uber to pick my kids up from school.
The real question I have is how is Kirby driving that kart with those small arms?
Good question.
Carefully.
hey vsauce
Kirbo Magic
Magic
4:56 it sounds like kirby is saying it..... *and I love it*
8:27 that's the best poem I've ever heard.
9:37 The only two stages I actually like playing on
7:23 SYNCED VOICES
0:07 Gab called it. Failboat’s Kirby Car is now real.
Really?
@@lm6414 it’s in the new game. The boat himself reacted to it
I can't believe Baby Daisy supports T-Series
Sad
You again! Stop following me everywhere you *stalker!*
I know right???
@@paulathepauly guess what? He's on Twitter, too.
Hi again
Comrades... a new threat has come to this world...
*JUSTIN Y.'S LONG LOST COUSIN*
Prepare the catapults, lads. The archers must be called. The dragons must be summoned. Prepare your fiercest weapons, because this battle will be gruesome.
These “but some funny stuff happens” videos make me laugh every time i watch these, no matter how many times I watch them. Keep up the good work man!
"I want win" -Jaymoji 2019
“Gradmas ran away. Disco men came to me.” : actual quote from a play tester we had today
I like how his completely gutted a wild Kirby to get his helmet
5:46 just made me laugh so hard xD
Kirby be like “Looks like the tables have turned, I’m the hat now!!!”
5:35Well...at least failboat is living up to his name, That's cool right? right?!
Nintendo: *Invents Cheeze land*
French: *"I feel a disturbance"*
1:08 baby daisy what do you have there. A KNIFE
NO
6:58 scoreboard=perfect timing
IS THAT THE WOOMY GOD.... G G G A B R I E L G A M I N G ?
TattleangusMLG Woomy United Today members, *U N I T E!*
Mysterious Madness W O O M Y !
National Woomy-Graphic!
W O O M Y
“I’m beginning to see a pattern.”
“Yeah, Jay wins!”
When people are fighting Matt in Wii Sports: 9:00
3:15 when you haven’t listened to the jumpin music in two days
I was playing a hat in time and at 6:50, when fail ran into another car the rumbi said "ow my circuit boards." it was perfect.
Failboat: What day is it today?
Alexa (GGgab): Thursday at 2!
jay wants win,
fyrus picks excite bike,
gab has a heart attack,
and fail does what he does best, fail
Mario kart 8 but they fail to play the game and die.
Also baby daisy scares Failboat.
"baby daisy is an actual predator"
-Dan 2019
7:17 *I WANT WIN*
Jay"moji"
5:22 it's ok Failboat you get good 😂 haha.
That daisy t pose tho
I am honestly tempted by one of those t-shirts.
1:33 how did he get a boost when he’s just accelerating right at the start? Or is the timing not as precise and I never noticed.
1:07
Dan: Baby Daisy, what do you have there?
Baby Daisy: a knife
Dan: Nooooooooooo
She also has a death robot bet on killing the entire world as a teddy bear
8:47 *your reality plays *
*JUST FAILBOAT*
Baby Daisy is the literal embodiment of pure evil, a soul sucking fiend drawn up from the abyss, whose only goal is to assert her dominance through any means necessary.
1:07
Failboat “baby daisy what do you have”
Baby daisy “ a knife”
Failboat “ NO!!!!”
Kirby Will eat your food when someone “you” says something louder than the person sitting next to you “me” and YOU get credit for it
BRUH
You cant catch me!
Not when im shift into, maximum overdrive
baby daisy: i have a spoon failboat: you could stab you or us mainly us babydaisy: slaps failboat to the moon
Remember when Kirby drove a car?
Imagine if Mr. Game & Watch was in Mario Kart
1 v s 1 m e i n MARIO KAAAAAART 8 But “it’s Deluxe!”
Mario Characters Driving Go-Karts: 8th Edition but things that trigger laughter occur frequently.
10:22
When your dad tells you that he’ll be late to pick you up after you’re done with school because he has to go get milk
Mario Kart, 200 cc, frantic items, seems like a nightmare...yet they do this.... 1:08
give us the t-cart
T
🚗
T 🛒
0:15 seconds in and I’m already feeling fairly less sad
Fun fact, in Kirby’s Avalanche Kirby is actually able to speak, and when doing so he verbally DESTROYS his opponents. So yes, Kirby would talk smack for his racing partner.
This is the first Failboat video that I laughed so hard I cried
6:50 made me laugh so hard someone stop me
Being 9244th is the single best thing I've had in my life so far, except for seeing Squirtle being hurt and then pausing right after. XD
"that Lugia doesn't look too bad"
"Palkia"
OH NO THATS UHH
where👏is👏your👏colab👏with👏slimecicle👏and👏carson
No carson
Yes slimecicle
Yes skip the tutorial
3:52
When I make a passive mob farm in Minecraft
6:56 OOMGA BOOMGA *BULLET*
Daniel "Failboat"
Failboat, there is a new smash glitch. How you do it:
-pick Kirby
-have an cpu
-take a metal box or xerneas buff
-use it on kirby to transform him.
-suck the cpi, taking the ability.
-use taunt to get rid of the ability
-kirby will now be permanantly the color of metal or gold
*Welcome to Mario Kart!*
"difinitive best girl"
Your claim is invalid; you're not playing as Isabelle.
Me personally, I’m a bit more of a Rosalina and Peach person. And in spite of Isabelle being cute, I’m gonna have to disagree. I do, in fact, think that female Villager is the better girl. Isabelle makes an incredibly close second.
“CHEEESE LAND!”
“But I’m LACTOSE INTOLERANT D:”
“Why do you chose to be that kind of person?”
0:17 :
He protect, he attack, but most importantly he talk smack
9:51 in case you wanted to hear it again
I just wanted to type that
Funkeytown!!!
Title correction:
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe but some funny stuff happens
Deluxe
6:51 When your cave painting only gets 3 unga-bungas
When your mad but it is a PG stream
Failboat: UNGa BuNga BullLet
I like the picture of the video your making XD
Good vid and all, but Nintendo needs to 👏bring👏back👏the👏wheelie👏
That's so sad, Alexa, Play Despa-
Alexa: Playing Funkytown
*funkytown starts playing*
I now dub this group.
Failboats Fail land tour group.
Jaymoji: GG DID YOU LAY THIS EGG?
Fyrus: HERMIT PURPLE
Would you like me to play FuNkEyToWn
Well with kind of enthusiasm (idk how to spell...) how can I say no?
I think you spelled it right
I don’t know I can’t spell either
lol yeah he spelled it right
I guess FailBoat could say.....
OH MY GOD THIS BOAT IS FAST (datpags references for the win)
This was the first video I saw of Failboat's, and I don't regret clicking this 2 years ago.
The thought of daisy walking toward me with a cleaver scares me
Baby Daisy, whaddya have? *A KNIFE*
Imagine being gamer who want win, this was made by the people who 100% complete splatoon 2 octo expansion
You didn’t boot up breath of the wild but Jay had a wild breath.