@@Ghostasmr_ I basically eat the bottom bread bun first, then the top bread bun and then the patty. If there's different things inside, like lettuce, tomato, pickles, etc. then I eat those before the patty in whatever order feels right at the time, but it's usually lettuce first then pickles and then tomatoes sit out because fuck tomatoes.
6:20 i would think that they did photo layering. When Walt Disney was advertising his backyard train set (pre-Disneyland), he took a picture of one of his trains, a picture of himself, and then glued the picture of him on top of the train. Then, his model trains looked life-sized! So, in conclusion, I'm guessing that grasshopper picture used a similar method.
11:45 great concept! Occult fun fact: two mirrors reflecting off of each other creates a portal where ghosts can pass from place to place. There was one in a store I used to work at, and the bathroom where it was located regularly had lighting problems.
That Adem Keskin guy is actually a professional paraglider as well. The guy planned it out. He purposefully went paragliding at 6 in the morning to get to work as a surprise to his colleagues...
as someone who collects rocks, crystals and minerals and wears a lapis lazuli pendant everywhere cause I love art, that is one amazing amethyst geode and i recommend you look up crackle quartz it looks a lot like candy, it's heat treated clear quartz dyed into different colours probably used in actual candy
@@snowyalice I was in on Jack's joke haha, it is Mel-bun but we can't let the foreigners know or they'll stop saying it funny. Anyway I'm in Adelaide, correctly pronounced Aid-laid
I cracked up bad on the old grandpa shark joke. Jack is my favourite emkay narrator (the others are good too). - Duchess of knowing useless history facts
Jack emphasising doodles, but I have never heard them used as anything other than "a small, often simple and/or cute drawing" And then jack not being familiar with Robert Louis Stevenson, which I may only be aware of because I'm Scottish, but it's very funny to hear him suggest that he was a desperate/bad write since he's one of the most famous authors of Scottish history and literally wrote treasure island. This is an odd episode, but I like it
"Kidnapped" by Robert Louis Stevenson (also wrote "Treasure Island" and "Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde") is a pretty well-known book. The movie Disney made of it in 1960 was directed by Robert Stevenson (no relation). Director Stevenson's other work for Disney includes "Old Yeller", "The Absent-Minded Professor", "Mary Poppins" and "The Love Bug".
12:05 YOU CAN DO THAT?? This changes EVERYTHING. 13:33 "Stevenson? Yeah I think he is a famous author or something..." *reads the title of the first book in the photo, and promptly slap himself* "Damn it! Yes, Dr. Jeckyll and Mister Hydes. Of course."
3:21 imagine the disciples playing Dungeon Master and Jesus being the Dungeon Master like Jesus: "Peter the Hell hound approaches you, what do you do" Peter: "I cast my water spell to attack them" Peter: Rolls a one Peter: "Damn it"
I don't know if i am the only one but i want to see a whole house painted in that Vantablack stuff just to see if it's possible to live in it without going insane.
4:12 in colorado, crayfish or `craw daddies` are slightly larger than buffet shrimp. They taste god-awful and i like making clay figures with little craw daddy parts.
That cloud at 15:12 is a cumulonimbus cloud, which is commonly associated with thunderstorms, supercells and tornados. that area, depending on where it is relative to the cloud, could be in for a good soaking.
You undersold Pheasant Island, it is claimed by both France and Spain but also it under French rule for 6 months of the year and Spanish rule for the other 6. Twice a year the presidents of France and Spain meet on the Island and formally exchange rule of the island. Thus has been going on for a very long time too.
Pheasant Island is shared by a treaty I think They switch owners every 6 months and a ceremony is held on the island Causing their borders to change every year twice
13:56 this reminds me of another weird al story. he got invited to an industry party but wasn't sure if he should go because he didn't know if he was popular enough. he went, and while he was there he heard someone shout "holy shit it's weird al!" you know who shouted that? paul mccartney.
About this Fredric Baur guy, the Pringles can man. Larry, one of his sons said about his last wish: "My siblings and I briefly debated what flavor to use, but I said, ‘Look, we need to use the original.'” So, yeah, there once was that conversation. Weirdly, only some of his ashes wer buried in a can: the rest is still kept with one of his grandaughters... maybe in a can, too. If that's the case, than it's absolutely possible that one of these two cans get mixed up with regular ones. I'm not ure if I like this.
Duchess Frankenstein of the crochet blanket horde. " Look out!" Random stranger, " she's making another crocheted blanket! Noooooo! " He cries as a new crochet blanket lands on him and he slowly falls to sleep.
10:23 of God the impossible. We had been made to watch that film for geography work. It was awful. Literally hurts my leg to think about it. Jesus christ it's just horrifying to think that was based in a real story...
leave it to jack to make EVERYTHING either cursed, funny or both
i have officially got a comment pinned on each of the 3 narrators' videos
that's kinda awesome
@@Victini7472 your award: 🏆
@@Victini7472 it is awesome but you forgot to sign your comment w/ duch/ess ___
~duchess Ella of Armageddon valley
@@BadgeBadge314 well technically i don't own any sheets, my PARENTS do
You've heard of Cursed, Blessed and Blursed. Now get ready for Fursed.
As an Uruguayan, Jack making the "u are gay" joke was hilarious
hey, did u know that u are gay?
Bad humor gang
Latam gang
Ok
R u gay or something?
3:48 fully expected some sort of blue lobster jumpscare there for some reason. It does look crazy, though!
idk why but jack yelling "ANCIENT NEEEEEEERDS" from halfway across the room has made my entire day
-Duke of Eating Burgers in Layers
I would like to know why and your strategy for eating them this way truly am curious
@@Ghostasmr_ I basically eat the bottom bread bun first, then the top bread bun and then the patty. If there's different things inside, like lettuce, tomato, pickles, etc. then I eat those before the patty in whatever order feels right at the time, but it's usually lettuce first then pickles and then tomatoes sit out because fuck tomatoes.
6:20 i would think that they did photo layering. When Walt Disney was advertising his backyard train set (pre-Disneyland), he took a picture of one of his trains, a picture of himself, and then glued the picture of him on top of the train. Then, his model trains looked life-sized! So, in conclusion, I'm guessing that grasshopper picture used a similar method.
Could be. I didn't know Walt Disney himself used that type of method.
Hey! I live near the town that picture was taken at, and can testify, the grasshoppers get pretty freakishly large! 😜
@@Vikingwerk Not that large, I would think
I love Jack's narration on this video! Can't wait for the next one!
-Duchess of "Healthy" Creative Coping Mechanisms
Jack seeing uruguay as you are gay made my day.
Jack seeing uruguay as you are gay made my day.
@@stinkystinkypoopystinkypeepee hello printer
Wait? Is it a country??
@@Randombookwoorm are you trying to woosh me?
I cant exactly tell
11:45 great concept! Occult fun fact: two mirrors reflecting off of each other creates a portal where ghosts can pass from place to place. There was one in a store I used to work at, and the bathroom where it was located regularly had lighting problems.
“That joke you made about bedsheets in wills was very splendid.” - Duke of Cheeseburgers
Jack’s constant intrusive thoughts to eat a rock or run head-on into a mirror is so relatable it’s crazy 😂- Duke of procrastination and avoidance naps
How lovely seeing a new video from jack!
- Dutchess of hope and new beginnings
Duke Deathclaw of wandering couriers and NCR troops. Loyal to lord king of computer screens the Benevolent Robert Edwin House.
Jack truly is great
-Duke of anti-France
Duke of Light drinks
Yeah, I do like Jack
-Duke Moose, The Insane
Do I even need to say.
I wonder what version of D&D they were playing 2300 years ago.
15:27 you basically just explained paleontology in the fewest words possible and I both love it and hate it.
That Adem Keskin guy is actually a professional paraglider as well. The guy planned it out. He purposefully went paragliding at 6 in the morning to get to work as a surprise to his colleagues...
"But mostly dead, because he is dead" mwaa, a quote to lead me for my life
as someone who collects rocks, crystals and minerals and wears a lapis lazuli pendant everywhere cause I love art, that is one amazing amethyst geode and i recommend you look up crackle quartz it looks a lot like candy, it's heat treated clear quartz dyed into different colours probably used in actual candy
Why are correcting the rock? What did it do wrong?
@@themanwhoatethefrench4505 because apple swipe to type is poorly designed.
@@LinkTheFusky Fair enough
Jack, talks multiple times about being Australian. Also Jack, mispronounces Melbourne. - Duchess of "it's pronounces Mel-bun not Mel-born."
Pretty clearly a joke
I'm living in Australia, Jack's pronunciation is how everyone here says it
@@atgosh I'm from Melbourne. All the locals pronounce it Mel-bun. Rest of the country says it wrong.
@@snowyalice I was in on Jack's joke haha, it is Mel-bun but we can't let the foreigners know or they'll stop saying it funny. Anyway I'm in Adelaide, correctly pronounced Aid-laid
I thought it was Mel-Burn
Nice video Jack.
-The dutchess of indecision
@SØΜΣτHιηGs_ωrøηg It's Duke
-The Duke of correcting grammar
I also agree.
- The dutchess of Manga
Damn Jack's sus voice really is amazing
I cracked up bad on the old grandpa shark joke. Jack is my favourite emkay narrator (the others are good too).
- Duchess of knowing useless history facts
Jack emphasising doodles, but I have never heard them used as anything other than "a small, often simple and/or cute drawing"
And then jack not being familiar with Robert Louis Stevenson, which I may only be aware of because I'm Scottish, but it's very funny to hear him suggest that he was a desperate/bad write since he's one of the most famous authors of Scottish history and literally wrote treasure island.
This is an odd episode, but I like it
Be careful around fallen trees like that, they can be unpredictable especially if you're felling trees in the area.
"Anyways back over to the big rock hard girthy thick cracked-"
My headphones: *BATTERY LOW*
Jack: "Help! A shark! It's suckling me!"
Me, a furry: 😳
As a woman and creator of furry characters I would NOT want a shark suckling me. Do think sharks are great, missunderstood animals though.
Nope nope nope I’m done with the comment section
shhh, no one tell Jack that sharks grow teeth throughout their entire life!
The thought of shark gumming folks is horrifying as it is hilarious
I was thinking the same thing!
Ow i was going to tell him 🥺
"Kidnapped" by Robert Louis Stevenson (also wrote "Treasure Island" and "Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde") is a pretty well-known book. The movie Disney made of it in 1960 was directed by Robert Stevenson (no relation). Director Stevenson's other work for Disney includes "Old Yeller", "The Absent-Minded Professor", "Mary Poppins" and "The Love Bug".
Those amethyst geodes are pretty small, I've seen ones that are about 9 meters tall
In Minecraft
A block in minecraft is 1 meter-
12:05 YOU CAN DO THAT?? This changes EVERYTHING.
13:33 "Stevenson? Yeah I think he is a famous author or something..." *reads the title of the first book in the photo, and promptly slap himself* "Damn it! Yes, Dr. Jeckyll and Mister Hydes. Of course."
I am Duke Teajada of ARGs.
-Duke Teajada of ARGs
No one :
Minecraft geodes: 0:20
Splendid video Jack!
-The Earl of growing pains
*"BUT YA DIDNT HAVE TO CUT ME OFF."*
"help, the shark, it's suckling me!!" was waaaaay too funny for it's own good hahaha
-Duchess of Cursed Content
1:01 "snacky poo poos go in the mouth" jack 2023
3:21 imagine the disciples playing Dungeon Master and Jesus being the Dungeon Master like
Jesus: "Peter the Hell hound approaches you, what do you do"
Peter: "I cast my water spell to attack them"
Peter: Rolls a one
Peter: "Damn it"
7:24 I'm pretty sure the app for them is called Timber.
"u are gay" of course that's how Jack pronounces Uruguay 🤣🤣
I too, own more than 2 bed sheets.
-Lord D. D. Occultus Paranormus Incomprohensivus the 1st of the Alchemist Teachings
19:15 "I don't like sand, it's rough and course and irritating, and it gets everywhere."
I loved the vid-duke of “cottage core aesthetic” but room is filled with dead plants
so happy to hear another lovely emkay video!! -Sir Kayden, Duke of Ablamainsk's Tickle Town Co.
As a Texan, I agree with Jack's assessment of our curren Governor.
Duchess of Sarcasm and Smart Remarks
if i was living in that doodle house i would have gone crazy in a day
I don't know if i am the only one but i want to see a whole house painted in that Vantablack stuff just to see if it's possible to live in it without going insane.
7:20 "Tinder"? That's the next step, after the trees *don't work out.*
4:12 in colorado, crayfish or `craw daddies` are slightly larger than buffet shrimp. They taste god-awful and i like making clay figures with little craw daddy parts.
The space between the 2nd and 3rd “😲” infuriates me.
Duke, Duke of kards
That cloud at 15:12 is a cumulonimbus cloud, which is commonly associated with thunderstorms, supercells and tornados. that area, depending on where it is relative to the cloud, could be in for a good soaking.
13:16 "I've got a hole in my pocket"
- Ringo Starr in the movie Yellow Submarine
15:38 it's the guy from Help! lmao
Lady Rachel-Kate duchess of kitty cats
6:54 Would be funny if the officials just replied *tree noises*.
“The shark! He’s sucking me!” **sign** *checks comments*
jack getting mad over Uruguay was delightful to watch.
-Lady of the bloabs.
Mr. EmKay, do you like trees?
You undersold Pheasant Island, it is claimed by both France and Spain but also it under French rule for 6 months of the year and Spanish rule for the other 6. Twice a year the presidents of France and Spain meet on the Island and formally exchange rule of the island. Thus has been going on for a very long time too.
duke of mini panthers and tree slabs for hallucinating!
4:49
oh my god, i had a dream here
i LOVE how the thumbnail is actually the first post in the video and also Jack's U r GaY joke is absolutely brilliant~!!
Hey greetings from Uruguay! You made my day with that joke
duke of juiceboxia
Durk, Duchess of Durktopia!
So apparently Jack has never heard "The Saga Begins"...
Surprisingly, Weird Al actually got pretty much everything right in it.
Duke of Crippleton
Well DUH! OF COURSE the aligator is happy to be included! Poor thing's are always trying to be included, but they keep geting told "later".
bro that mike tyson impressions got me wheezing
those crystals look thiiiiiiiicc as fuuuu
did emkay just leak the new back rooms floor!? 1:20
Lady Casey, Duchess of Squeakers
I have two bedsheets, so hereby I am Count Paul the Indecisive.
this was hilarious
-duchess of one single lemon bucket hat from dollar tree that is now my favorite posession.
The one about the trees was adorable and wholesome as it was hiralious.
Pheasant Island is shared by a treaty I think
They switch owners every 6 months and a ceremony is held on the island
Causing their borders to change every year twice
yo jack...
hi
~ Sincerely, The Dutchess of Tiredly Procrastinating on anything
16:09 not only students, parents and actual teachers (who still work as teachers and who don't) too. I was scared to go outside that day tho
1:47 ants when you spill your juice
13:56 this reminds me of another weird al story. he got invited to an industry party but wasn't sure if he should go because he didn't know if he was popular enough. he went, and while he was there he heard someone shout "holy shit it's weird al!" you know who shouted that? paul mccartney.
Nichelle, duchess of no sleep and stuffy noes
@LeoV4X was_taken it is a horrible battle that I am loosing. I have sought aid from tea and ramen
About this Fredric Baur guy, the Pringles can man. Larry, one of his sons said about his last wish: "My siblings and I briefly debated what flavor to use, but I said, ‘Look, we need to use the original.'”
So, yeah, there once was that conversation. Weirdly, only some of his ashes wer buried in a can: the rest is still kept with one of his grandaughters... maybe in a can, too. If that's the case, than it's absolutely possible that one of these two cans get mixed up with regular ones. I'm not ure if I like this.
jack is by-far one of the funniest narrators, and hes aussie! me too :00
-duke of sewer-rats-ass
13:22 Huh. That's from the author who wrote Treasure Island.
I have diabetes.
-The Honourable Dutch of Blood Sugar
I cooked with an iron fish for a while, as did my mother.
- Archduke Steven von Armstrong
Amethyst...hmmm
Crispy
Thoust has made a truly divine commentary on these exquisite posts.
-Archduke Mathias The Average Of House Henriksen
*0:50* Jack! You already ruined Nutella forever. You are not allowed to ruin Cheetos for me too.
BAKED BEAN JUICE lord chadington 2022
4:33 realistic Alex from Minecraft go crazy
The way France and Spain share Pheasant Island is interesting:
They switch their ownership every 6 months.
1:00
in french we call them: crotte de fromage
which directly translate to: turd of cheese
Sir Daniel, Earl of Midland
Duchess Frankenstein of the crochet blanket horde.
" Look out!" Random stranger, " she's making another crocheted blanket! Noooooo! " He cries as a new crochet blanket lands on him and he slowly falls to sleep.
0:34 this is actually called a widow-maker because they are essentially ticking time bombs to fall and well, make widows
5 bed sheets and 2 pillows
sincerely miss mag of foodways
For the Duke/Duchess prompt:
The One Known as Silver: Lord of Plushes, Lady of Cool Socks, Friend to Cats, Lover to No One, and Enemy of Dishwashing.
"the heart doesn't come out" yes. Indeed.
noice
- the duke of shancongopoop.
"Thats fake, how could thay get a picture of the galaxy from that long ago!!!😤"
Those are some huge crystals from you are gay!
10:23 of God the impossible. We had been made to watch that film for geography work. It was awful. Literally hurts my leg to think about it. Jesus christ it's just horrifying to think that was based in a real story...