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  • Some snow-based tasks from across the series.
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    In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
    Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion.
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  • @panicatthegasstation
    @panicatthegasstation ปีที่แล้ว +967

    If the cheerful warmth of 'the bastard's crying, innit?' doesn't encapsulate the Christmas spirit, I don't know what does.

    • @dis_joint_ed5167
      @dis_joint_ed5167 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Merry Christmas - the bastard's crying, innit
      Totally gonna become my new festive greeting.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE ปีที่แล้ว +1

      E

  • @DanTheStripe
    @DanTheStripe ปีที่แล้ว +654

    The absolute cackle from someone in the audience after Paul delivers *that* line gets me every single time.

    • @bar10005
      @bar10005 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Pretty sure that's Rob cackling

    • @scoooops
      @scoooops ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thats Sarahs laugh

    • @RumblyGL
      @RumblyGL ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@scoooops Given the way she was covering her mouth i'd agree

    • @samplename8721
      @samplename8721 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What’s the time stamp?

    • @samplename8721
      @samplename8721 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Nvm 9:33

  • @NZPIEFACE.
    @NZPIEFACE. ปีที่แล้ว +511

    I love how distressed Russel looked as he saw the snowglobe break in the recording.

  • @Sunprism
    @Sunprism ปีที่แล้ว +388

    "I'm starting to think we shouldn't be laughing at Paul"
    Genuinely one of the lines that got me hooked on this show, the british really know how to bite

    • @kisbie
      @kisbie ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Sara sounded genuinely worried for Paul’s grip on sanity. “That’s not a bear, that’s a rabbit.”

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE ปีที่แล้ว

      E

    • @SennaAugustus
      @SennaAugustus 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Sara had another classic line, "he's cheated again".

  • @GreenCorgiQueen
    @GreenCorgiQueen ปีที่แล้ว +389

    Scoopy's demise is genuinely heartbreaking

    • @rachelstechman5959
      @rachelstechman5959 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I think about him every day

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE ปีที่แล้ว

      E

    • @SennaAugustus
      @SennaAugustus 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Gutted that nobody reacted to Alex showing off Scoopy's buttons and eyes.

  • @stephenleggett4243
    @stephenleggett4243 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    Is there a more famous Taskmaster line than "the bastards crying, innit"?

    • @iliketrains3495
      @iliketrains3495 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      "Please don't take it away from me" and "Am I the spider?" are close

    • @stephenleggett4243
      @stephenleggett4243 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@iliketrains3495 Good shouts.

    • @xtrapolis954m
      @xtrapolis954m ปีที่แล้ว +46

      It’s an absolute casserole down there.

    • @elizabethb913
      @elizabethb913 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "How do you make brown? ...blue?"

    • @DanTheStripe
      @DanTheStripe ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rosalind's a fucking nightmare!

  • @AshokKumar-fl3uu
    @AshokKumar-fl3uu ปีที่แล้ว +238

    6:22 The absolute joy on Al's face watching Scoopy melt.

  • @sigi9669
    @sigi9669 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    I feel we need a "behind the scenes special" honouring the interns that get to clean up after this lot.
    From creamy condom explosions to glitter mishaps. Oh, the glitter!
    I, the audience, thanks you!

  • @ravennewlyn6386
    @ravennewlyn6386 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I love that they showed the task where people made a snowman with anything but snow, and then immediately followed it up with a demonstration of instant snow.

  • @whynotanyting
    @whynotanyting ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I love it when the contestants help to justify another contestants attempt. Very wholesome, especially when Greg doesn't agree.

    • @bethanylowe8773
      @bethanylowe8773 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Usually when it will help their own case later

  • @blackdragoncyrus
    @blackdragoncyrus ปีที่แล้ว +46

    All you need to know from this is, "Bastard's crying, innit?".

  • @amishrobots
    @amishrobots ปีที่แล้ว +40

    3:56 how does this man see a whole bag of ice cubes, and not immediately think to throw them in a blender? Snowcones=crushed ice.. literally the first thing I thought of when I saw this task

  • @JW_937
    @JW_937 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    The ice cream snowman actually looks so cute. It looks like a cool dessert idea too. You would probably replace the carrot and raisin with something more sweat but the idea is there

    • @Braham_the_Terror
      @Braham_the_Terror ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Raisins aren't sweet enough for you?

    • @adrianen4644
      @adrianen4644 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Chocolate chips and either orange fondant or a tangerine slice. If not an orange cookie

  • @OwningMicrobe
    @OwningMicrobe ปีที่แล้ว +47

    the way Alex looks at the camera when Al pulls out the bag of ice... perfect.
    He could have just made snow with it in a blender (or arguably finely chopped ice)

    • @kisbie
      @kisbie ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I love Alex trying to win extra cred for Asim’s rubber johnny snow globe by pointing out it had BOTH famous Jon Snows inside. 😅

  • @rachelle10
    @rachelle10 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    These are such great tasks because they are so simple yet impossible and everyone does something completely different.

  • @Xhadp
    @Xhadp ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Where is draw the biggest circle? That is probably one of the best snow related task and Kerry absolutely slaying it due to her luck of the draw on film timing.

    • @CallMeProm
      @CallMeProm ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was 100% expecting this task.

    • @iliketrains3495
      @iliketrains3495 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Conversely, Joe Thomas was at a disadvantage on the train station task because his was filmed when there was snow, so his progress was trackable and made it easier for Alex to know where he was, but he still won

  • @Paigeofmaces
    @Paigeofmaces ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I love how Sarah made a scarf for Scoopy.

    • @rhas356
      @rhas356 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Fingers like lightning, too!

  • @LevelUpLeo
    @LevelUpLeo ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Can we get a super cut of Greg's "Howevers"? Like at 10:58. They are so powerful and you know they're hilarious.

    • @M077Y
      @M077Y ปีที่แล้ว

      That's a great idea!

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE ปีที่แล้ว

      E

  • @beemoh
    @beemoh ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I remember watching the snowman episode when it aired, and I've seen repeat after repeat on TV, and I've only just noticed in this clip that the tray Sarah builds Scoopy on is upside-down.

    • @TroubleToby3040
      @TroubleToby3040 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes... Yes it is. Uhm, could you just have a seat over here, beemoh? I've got a few quick questions I'd like to ask you.
      Beemoh, do you know what day it is? 🤨

    • @secretforreddit
      @secretforreddit ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@TroubleToby3040 Is this a reference to something I don't understand?

    • @eggchomp
      @eggchomp ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@secretforreddit i am also confused

  • @lollymagic87
    @lollymagic87 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I wonder if microwaving the marshmallow would’ve helped with snowman and I’ve made snowballs out of cornflour and shaving foam before, but did like all the creativity! 😂😊

    • @rkah6187
      @rkah6187 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah, or just adding a bit of water could have also helped, I think

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE ปีที่แล้ว

      E

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 ปีที่แล้ว

      marshmallows basically turn into balloons when microwaved

    • @Prakriti2041
      @Prakriti2041 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've seen "snow" made with baking soda and conditioner also.

  • @TheKraken5360
    @TheKraken5360 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I wish they had a "best of the worst" season where they could bring back Paul Chowdhry.

  • @DrUmbreon
    @DrUmbreon ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I'm still shocked Scoopy didn't win

  • @lisahenry20
    @lisahenry20 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    For the snowman one, someone mentioned it being April. What does a snowman look like in April? Probably a puddle of water, a carrot, and a wet hat and scarf, so that's what I'd make for that task.

  • @vonwux
    @vonwux ปีที่แล้ว +13

    One day we'll run out of comedians and have to get Paul Chowdhry back on. I look forward to that day.

  • @tobyb1018
    @tobyb1018 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “Bastards crying innit”

  • @kisbie
    @kisbie ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Start snow. Your time starts now.

  • @poilboiler
    @poilboiler ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Nooo Scoopy! :'(
    I'm crying innit.

  • @gracebonifabulous
    @gracebonifabulous 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I've fallen in love with that Mashpotatoe man. I felt so much joy looking at that and then how proud of him he was

  • @zebraman1154
    @zebraman1154 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Do you want to do a snow task?~"

  • @TheMegatuz
    @TheMegatuz ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If I had to build a snowman, I would've asked few blenders and a lot ice. Finely blendered ice turns into genuine snow. That's how I've thrown snowballs in summer.

  • @leeming1317
    @leeming1317 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    13:50 LOL every mom smelling the inside of a jar 🥰

  • @whatyousaidbud
    @whatyousaidbud ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Al's was like film collaboration between Frozen and The Fly.

  • @HeyItsPM
    @HeyItsPM ปีที่แล้ว +5

    great timing for this video, good job guys :D

  • @-laydeeintrigue-
    @-laydeeintrigue- 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Shall we turn it off and see how the snow falls" is Little Horne snark at it's finest.

  • @danandi1
    @danandi1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Rob clearly enjoys marshmallows as much as Captain Holt 1:46

  • @youngdolo8
    @youngdolo8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Oof, poor Scoopy and poor Sara. 😂

  • @stewiiieeeeeee1839
    @stewiiieeeeeee1839 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "do you want a raisin?" THAT WAS SCOOPY 😂😂😂😂

  • @danielmoraguez3081
    @danielmoraguez3081 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    A sitcom where Rob is Greg’s boss and Greg hates him…or one where they are step brothers…

  • @GreenCorgiQueen
    @GreenCorgiQueen ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Bastard's crying, innit."

  • @squee599
    @squee599 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Me from outside the UK: face meat? Is she legitimately crazy?
    Me once face meat appears: oh god it's even worse than I imagined!

  • @anniestrooo
    @anniestrooo ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I would have made a snow globe with one of those human hamster balls and the stuff used for display snow in those villages then just run around and bam!

  • @josephdavis6506
    @josephdavis6506 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I wish Taskmasters caught on in the US like it did in the UK.

    • @slake9727
      @slake9727 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Based on what I saw of it, no you don't.

    • @logikure7306
      @logikure7306 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The original is usually the best.

    • @The.One.True.B
      @The.One.True.B ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I wish the UK version caught on here, or that the US version was literally the same show with American comedians. Idk how many times networks will transplant a show, make changes, watch it fail, and then do the same thing with the next great show 😑

    • @brianfrey9833
      @brianfrey9833 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You mean you wish they made it better in the us than what they did

    • @Jawst
      @Jawst ปีที่แล้ว +5

      British are better at everything...

  • @leeks1408
    @leeks1408 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Dave’s mashed potato snowman looks like Johnny Vegas from one series 😆

  • @giggiwidit5638
    @giggiwidit5638 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    But ... But ... Russel's Snow globe didn't even snow ... 🌨❄☃❄🌨

  • @lydiakelly6863
    @lydiakelly6863 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I didn't realize, till after like the fourth time watching the build a snowman task, that they should've asked for ice and an ice shaver. You could've made a wonderful snowman with shaved ice.

  • @dede222292
    @dede222292 ปีที่แล้ว

    NOT THE BLENDER OMG I CAN'T BREATH LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @kieranbullock02
    @kieranbullock02 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Watching this reminds me how DESPERATELY we need another five episodes of the season three cast. That it's only five episodes long is a travesty and one that must be addressed

  • @c.t5136
    @c.t5136 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    One of the best episodes... Please have Liza back again - she is hilarious!

    • @iliketrains3495
      @iliketrains3495 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Have you watched her on Champion of Champions? There's only one episode but still

  • @failuretolaunch4571
    @failuretolaunch4571 ปีที่แล้ว

    Little Rob 🤣🤣

  • @willmcdade3878
    @willmcdade3878 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Never made a snowman and this is a tutorial of how to do it at home (sorta)😂

    • @lisahenry20
      @lisahenry20 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah yes, mould the snow (or mash) around a glass jar and a globe

  • @Golliebollie
    @Golliebollie 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Rhod Gilbert would've turned Alex into the snowman

  • @nolans11
    @nolans11 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    They don't really show the reactions of the other contestants while the videos are playing any more. They should.

    • @iliketrains3495
      @iliketrains3495 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think they stopped after series 7, which is a shame. Although they did cut back to Dara and Fern looking furious in the most recent series after John's sabotage task was revealed.

  • @bigrandomun9267
    @bigrandomun9267 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Russel could’ve just added water to the globe and it would be perfect.

  • @sinjull2256
    @sinjull2256 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I just feel sorry for the guys that need to clean up after all of these!

    • @themug406
      @themug406 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They get paid theyre fine

  • @ilonabakes7290
    @ilonabakes7290 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Snow bear innit

  • @lilchaps
    @lilchaps 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I like to think Alex writes the titles for the youtube

  • @SIZModig
    @SIZModig ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This has been an inspi-raisin.

  • @andrewwerner5992
    @andrewwerner5992 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think I'd have asked for a few bags of ice and a cheese grater. Boom, snow. Or maybe rip open a pack of diapers for the absorbent polymer inside.

  • @pkuvincentsu
    @pkuvincentsu 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Imo Paul Chowdhry in series 3, but especially in this task, captured what it feels like to be the only person of color surrounded by white people. They are well meaning and nice, sure, but they also just don't "get it". Can't even count the times I felt like that when living in the US. Paul is just brilliant.

  • @jeremysanders5104
    @jeremysanders5104 ปีที่แล้ว

    The fact that no one asked for a blender hurts me

  • @iliketrains3495
    @iliketrains3495 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Not to be the one to simp over everything Alice does, but 20:48… god I had to rewatch that multiple times

  • @shalomjacobs7909
    @shalomjacobs7909 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I would have just asked for fake snow or ice and a slushy machine

  • @Tstormer
    @Tstormer ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bruh the girl making the snow globe is insane

  • @ccggenius
    @ccggenius ปีที่แล้ว

    The thumbnail confused me, then I remembered they weren't French or Sean Connery.

  • @jimwall2291
    @jimwall2291 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    they had inspiration though, in the snowman task. Couldn't they have requested some of that material too? Or even just snow?

  • @W4L3YT
    @W4L3YT ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Really? I can't be the only one who sees Let It Snow as Le Tits Now. Damn you, Celebrity Jeopardy on SNL.

    • @kisbie
      @kisbie ปีที่แล้ว

      Your time start snow.

  • @ShinyHubCaps
    @ShinyHubCaps ปีที่แล้ว +1

    RIP Scoopy 😢

  • @leeming1317
    @leeming1317 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    15:30 WHAT A SAVAGE
    That will be their for months!

  • @hkaayaakuu
    @hkaayaakuu ปีที่แล้ว

    I just saw this task while covering series 3

    • @themug406
      @themug406 ปีที่แล้ว

      Theres more than one task in this

    • @hkaayaakuu
      @hkaayaakuu ปีที่แล้ว

      @@themug406 ur right bout that

  • @leeming1317
    @leeming1317 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:20 I literally almost ran into the other room to get paper and towels to stop it from getting on the NOOO NOT THE DESK. The FLOOR! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
    Haha a new moms worst nightmare

  • @billbauer9795
    @billbauer9795 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Liza got robbed!

  • @roryoutdoors5431
    @roryoutdoors5431 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    If a Canadian version ever gets made, who is a mean enough Canuck to be the Taskmaster?? I know I know, "Acting" but still it's hard for us! Maybe Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles as the combo? :D

    • @slake9727
      @slake9727 ปีที่แล้ว

      Famed tough guy Canadian actor Michael Ironside. He's scary af

    • @letsmakeit110
      @letsmakeit110 ปีที่แล้ว

      poach a goaltender those guys are crazy it would be entertaining at least

    • @letsmakeit110
      @letsmakeit110 ปีที่แล้ว

      poach a goaltender those guys are crazy it would be entertaining at least

    • @TroubleToby3040
      @TroubleToby3040 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Will Arnett? He plays mean. 🤷‍♂️

    • @Yue_Jin
      @Yue_Jin ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How about don't make inferior versions of shows

  • @gerardomacias7370
    @gerardomacias7370 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Anyone else would have drawn a snowman.

  • @fedos
    @fedos 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Rob was robbed.

  • @JatHatXD
    @JatHatXD 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    ...why did none of them ask for something to shave ice down into powder?

  • @maiarg2483
    @maiarg2483 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol

  • @cookiemonster_47_
    @cookiemonster_47_ ปีที่แล้ว +5

    ☃️

  • @genericname2747
    @genericname2747 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are monsters for making us watch Scoopy's death again

  • @davesmith2194
    @davesmith2194 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The bastards crying ennit

  • @LC-le9ew
    @LC-le9ew ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Face meat still makes me laugh. 🙃

    • @kisbie
      @kisbie ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Knew instantly what Alice meant. Maybe it’s a millennial thing. 😊

    • @LC-le9ew
      @LC-le9ew ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kisbie 🐻

  • @benjaminhartmann4522
    @benjaminhartmann4522 ปีที่แล้ว

    So that's how rich people play games, when they are high...=)

  • @Christopher_Clark
    @Christopher_Clark ปีที่แล้ว

    Not so much "God bless us" as "God help us".

    • @themug406
      @themug406 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Equally useless

  • @happivaras
    @happivaras 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    ❤😊❤😅❤😂

  • @Arch3r666
    @Arch3r666 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ahh Dave... how many Irish people has he... deprived of sustenance....

  • @kawrno5396
    @kawrno5396 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I want my daughter to be like a fairy like Alice.

  • @kattywhampus
    @kattywhampus 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Rob. Omg. I hope your wife gives your kids a bloody lesson in how sugar works.... otherwise HMU FOR A SEXY SCIENCE LESSON

  • @RabscuttleRabbit
    @RabscuttleRabbit ปีที่แล้ว +5

    ❄️🐇💧

  • @Prakriti2041
    @Prakriti2041 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm disappointed when Noone looks for things I would like ice and a snowcone machine.
    Edit I hit send and then he opens the freezer to get ice... but not to shave down into "snow''

  • @graceyeah3926
    @graceyeah3926 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Liza was robbed!!

  • @leeclark3163
    @leeclark3163 ปีที่แล้ว

  • @robertshows5100
    @robertshows5100 ปีที่แล้ว

    Carrots were not for nose.

  • @merudevi
    @merudevi ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wah wah. Tasks from my two least favorite seasons.

    • @M077Y
      @M077Y ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I hope you have a lovely week and can enjoy things more!