@@uselesscrappyvideos You are insinuating that him joking around while being nervous and trying to keep the situation light at hand is absurd lol. You sir, are stiff. Life must be very tough for you.
“Novice Noah” was a regular on Coffee Chess before he headed off to college. He crushed Anna Cramling when they played a few months back. Anna was thirsting over the guy but Noah was too shy to do anything about it. But he doesn’t seem shy anymore. Noah is a really nice guy who usually doesn’t trash talk much but he must have really wanted to impress Andrea. Peace
@@Dogspine1 Nervousness alone isn’t too bad. It can be interpreted as “cute”. As it’s not bad to show the girl you’re slightly nervous in front of her; it all depends on her opinion of you. Like if she thinks you’re a scrub, nervousness will make it worse; if she thinks you’re cool and usually socially adept, nervousness can be “cute”. But he had some social value as he had three buddies with him. And he demonstrated he was better at chess, and he showed he wasn’t overly cocky by foregoing the win and going for the more difficult stalemate. It’s pretty good rizz imo. Yes I’m an analytical one.
Props to this guy for not getting flustered sitting across from Andrea. Most chess guys have never talked to go a girl before. 🤣His wingman was helping out big time.
I am low-key impressed by Garnier and their non-intrusive ads - this is how product placement should be done! I want to now buy it and I barely have any hair :D
@@toriless what i'm saying is, in THIS case, it certainly was a mistake to push those pawns, without the king in close support. it could be CALCULATED, but could be determined just from general principles
I use to play chess in prison, the way I play with this lifer that’s in there. We would start with pawns make sure the pawns have backup & then castle. It’s all attack mode after that, it felt like war on the chessboard. Watching this is like a peaceful game.
You can find my opponent's social media here : linktr.ee/novicenoahh
where is his of ?
in this
@@dhruvkhandelwal-kh6zllmaoo
@@NoviceNoahh the hustler himself 😂😂
@@NoviceNoahh bro i aint sus just asked for educational purpose, because i thought i could escape matrix by subbing your of
Where can we find your number though?
That dude in the back is the best wingman 😂
He looks like curry from valo lmfao
He noticed the possible fork on 9:27
@@bladeswater9976 curry is the most stereotypical looking indian guy😭
Cap
@@bladeswater9976 XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXD
Chess was played on the board but the brilliant moves were by the guy in the red shirt LOL
too bad bro isn't a player
@@ertjg 😂
i love indians, so useful to civilization yet so unpopular @@notsuyash8679
@@ertjg true. Although the best of him was to negotiate half of her number ... haha
@@ertjg He plays. Was the only one reacted to the first time she forked herself
Andrea hanged her bishop twice in the end. I guess she really wanted to give her number to this guy ;)
😂😂😂😂
no
She gave him Alex’s number.
Fr 😂
If I were, I don't want rude girl number. Even lose
Bro had the best wingman
Ong 😂😂
WingMEN*
The best wingMEN *
W Rizz, the guy in the red was a solid wingman.
Did he die?
@@BadBoyDeGekste WHAT ?
@@atharvsharma1866 That's what you get when you use past tense for people.
@@BadBoyDeGekste not how it works buddy
@@masonnovic5745 Yeah you're probably right.
Fellas in the back dressed like Alvin and The Chipmunks LMAO
😂
Lmao didn't even realize that 😂
alvin, simon, theodore!! lmaoooo cook
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
Hahahahaha
The real MVP is the guy in the middle
Chess Rizzard of Oz
what is swoozie doing here bruh 😭
Omg its swoozie! Who's your favorite chess content?
9:27 the guy in red noticed the fork lol
Nd6
Agahah😂
What is the fork?
Double attatck
had a feeling that guy was a beast the whole vid
3:08 the bro is a real friend xD
smooooooth XD
Man’s living the dream. Don’t fumble bro, you only live once 💯
Bro actually seems like a really cool guy
And also really smart, well played dealing with the hustle and the board at the same time.
Which means she wont like him. lol She only likes bad boys,
They call him Novice Noah on Coffee Chess
@@uselesscrappyvideos Ah yes. You seem much more likable than him.
@@uselesscrappyvideos You are insinuating that him joking around while being nervous and trying to keep the situation light at hand is absurd lol. You sir, are stiff. Life must be very tough for you.
"Wait this is your best chess?"
Red guy in the back was solid.
10:43 they look so adorable together, perfect match
2 best wingman after red shirt guy
dont you ever talk about my wife looking better with someone else. have some respect
🤓@@visionXai
dont you ever talk about my man looking better with someone else. have some respect
No, we look the most adorable together, perfect match for sure ❤
Give the Indian guy his show he deserves it!!
5 digit part was brilliant :))
He's Pakistani
@@AJ-iu6nw he is sri lankan
“Novice Noah” was a regular on Coffee Chess before he headed off to college. He crushed Anna Cramling when they played a few months back. Anna was thirsting over the guy but Noah was too shy to do anything about it. But he doesn’t seem shy anymore. Noah is a really nice guy who usually doesn’t trash talk much but he must have really wanted to impress Andrea. Peace
Have a link to the video where he played Anna?
@@BobbyU808 Yea still wanna see the vid though
Seems like he is what PUAs call a natural
Anna was not thirsting lol u just weird
He’s one of the best coffee chess players for sure. Not the best but super strong, I think his rating is significantly higher then Andreas and Anna’s.
My guy visits LA every day now.
are u the girl from the video
@@stanimirborov3765 of course
@@stanimirborov3765, 🧠n't?
Tbh this is probably the best "chess rizz" I've seen
ho9w did this rizz become so famous is it because of that random utuber who omegles girls or something
Needs to cut back on the giggles.
how? he's practically shaking in nervousness lmao. can't stop covering his mouth and stuttering
@@Dogspine1 Nervousness alone isn’t too bad. It can be interpreted as “cute”. As it’s not bad to show the girl you’re slightly nervous in front of her; it all depends on her opinion of you. Like if she thinks you’re a scrub, nervousness will make it worse; if she thinks you’re cool and usually socially adept, nervousness can be “cute”.
But he had some social value as he had three buddies with him. And he demonstrated he was better at chess, and he showed he wasn’t overly cocky by foregoing the win and going for the more difficult stalemate. It’s pretty good rizz imo. Yes I’m an analytical one.
not surprising
He saved the mating part for later
Noice
Underrated comment 😂😂
What are we talking about
Naisuuu ....😂😂🤣
💀
The red guy was pulling out the lines
Bro's got charisma. Nicely played in both departments.
Thousands of hearts were broken after this video
why? what happened?
@@atharvsharma1866 se esse cara nao pegou a andrea eu sou um cortador de grama, doidão
This is your best chess? Emotional damage
Bro:
"yeah I'm gonna win for sure maybe"
"you're actually playing really well, for an expert"
My man had some SERIOUS incentive to win that match 🤣🤣🤣
Dude in the middle has so much more rizz.
Confident, not arrogant, playful…
Good man. Well done!
The red shirt guy was the real G man 🗿
And Congratulations to the guy got the number and for having w wingman.
Hope we get to see you play the guy in red, seemed quite witty.
He was the best wing man and had the best PeRsOnAlitY
@@thundergamerz6665 and the Worst FaCe
@@prato-to7mx nah he just needs a good haircut
He sims like a genuinely good guy....thats why he has sero chances with Andrea
im also good
Kid likely cant hang cause the $ factor.
She did date hasan right? Who’s dads a billionaire or something like that? .. yea..
I dont think she dated hasan lol
@@heythere6983 no
Props to this guy for not getting flustered sitting across from Andrea. Most chess guys have never talked to go a girl before. 🤣His wingman was helping out big time.
@user-hi9jy5wy1m my man, the fact you’re getting offended by that says more
He was pretty smooth with Anna Cramling too. Guy’s a Casanova. 😂
He's only been playing for a month? What are you talking about?
I see chemistry here
honestly, was kinda hoping he’d get her number
"are you studying at university?"
"yeah hustlers university"
so no
That’s… the joke.
In the background you casually see GM Jesse Kraai, and the awesome Dr. High. I love the cameos.
gg lowkey got cooked ngl 😏
my goat
Goated
imma keep it a buck u do not talk to women
10:35 only bro in the green was happy for em lol
Only the guy in the red helped out. He was exhausted setting up those layups all game.
Fr the guy in red was the wingman
All the giggling and failed pick up lines lol she’s a sweet heart
“I am gonna win for sure maybe” 😂
My guy didn't just have pieces on the board, but on the field aswell.
That dude was pretty confident. Good game..
Watched Noah a lot on coffee chess. Great to see him still playing. I think you would have a lot of fun with him.
Aint this the same guy who gave Hikaru a tough time in Coffee chess
I know Robert did but maybe "Novice Noah" did too. If he's on his game he can play really well
Yeah but he wasn't playing serious because he didn't ask for Hikaru's number
Did Hikaru give him his number?
@@jacobr4558hikaru would be like "my number? well my fide is 2788 but on chesscom I'm 3300 blitz"
Hustler university and sports science major.. Definitely a catch!
But andrea is a red flag.
Having the number and ignoring him, that is going to be cold 😂😂😂
10:46
Caught in 4K ❌ Caught in 1080p ✅
I am low-key impressed by Garnier and their non-intrusive ads - this is how product placement should be done! I want to now buy it and I barely have any hair :D
Man played the long game
ISNT THAT NOVICE NOAH FROM COFFEE CHESS?
Yes
Alex in the end is the best 😂
Damn the guy in red is the best wing man the real mvp 😂
That guy in the middle is savage 😂
Also he looked jealous at the end 😂
how so?@@talkingtochapri
He should. The douche got the girl while his herculean efforts got zilch.
Seems like it is time to finally learn chess
Some people say he has never left the Los Angeles city limits since that day.
Until this day
My boy novice noah growing in front of us
Novice Noah xD
3:08 guy is the ultimate wing man 😂
That much more motivated to get better at chess
Yeah dood. Sexual energy has a lot of power
0:22 is the "Boy are really lying on camera right now" face
" ... i'm not a walking red flag ! ..." almost made me drop my croissant ! ... 😂😂😂
The fact that you almost dropped your croissant almost made me drop my croissant 🥐 🤣
Confirmed. I have also dropped my croissant. This sucks.
Oui, mon croissant merci
9:29 when he noticed that the player misses the fork lol
Major props Noah 🤙
9:29 the miss on the fork is crazy
Red shirt guy was the star of the show.
The guy in the shirt was the real mistermind
ah yes, the guy in the shirt
10:45
big mistake:
don't push pawns, advance the king
usually, not sure this time
@@toriless what i'm saying is, in THIS case, it certainly was a mistake to push those pawns, without the king in close support.
it could be CALCULATED, but could be determined just from general principles
The guy's already planning the moves of the date in the game.
He earned that number nice!
Whats the song name at the end plz. At 10:40
Andrea at 30: If I win you take my number.
@honsuaman8743 Like 23 probably.
This is like the pilot episode for a new chess based sitcom.. Let's say it's going to be called _Checkmate._ 🤣
From a fan of coffee chess (on youtube), we ship Novice Noah and Andrea! lol
He wants to make coffee chess proud by getting her number...
Was searching for that coment
And then they lived happily ever after.
1:37 If you'll look in the background you'll see a big reason for the Bills not making it to the Super Bowl.
saw lmao
but they didn't lose to the steelers in the playoffs. the real reason was KC as always
You can checkmate with 2 knights but you can’t force it.
We ❤ botez sisters❤
What an extremely awkward situation
Ok Andrea looked so cute in this video - great outfit, and look is getting even better wow needs to get back to boxing however she was SO GOOD at it
She said "give it to me" and you stayed there quiet.
Atta boy Noah! When the novice becomes the expert!
Who else was watching the Steelers Bills game in the background?
Bro won because he escaped the matrix, be safe Andrea he is hustel scholar and he also uses sports science while doing gym 😂😂
Bro’s getting business and gains 🥶🥶🔥🔥🔥
she looks so defeated. and it doesnt mean he gets a date sadly
He’s gonna feel special until he sees the clip where Andrea dates like 5 dudes at once
Ah yes, the Botez gambit. Lose 1 to gain 5.
I've seen that picture before. It's the one with the black dudes and the girl sitting in the couch, right?
Dude in red really trying to be that W wingman! 😂
What would I do with her number tho? Does she deliver pizza or something?
You're a funny man.
This game is also known as "Watch me lose to the boy I like"
Well done sir! Give this man his props
red got the real rizz
Gotta win my GM real quick rn Alexa can play as well i play both at same time
Acting like it's the first time they've met but he's been on stream before 😂
I use to play chess in prison, the way I play with this lifer that’s in there. We would start with pawns make sure the pawns have backup & then castle. It’s all attack mode after that, it felt like war on the chessboard. Watching this is like a peaceful game.
Her smile at the end was like "Guilty as charged..."
Guy in red with 99.9% accuracy
Vladimir Kramnik is doing the procedure
Is that Tam in the background? Dude, good on you stayin in Texas, Sheldon in Cali would have been a nightmare.
Beat me at chess and win my number sychhhhhe! That was a wrong number wooooooooooooaaaaaahhhhhhhhh😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Imagine going into massive student debt for SPORTS SCIENCE... Rizz flatter than 4 day old soda.
"I'm gonna win for sure maybe" lol
Poor guy, she REALLY didn't want to mate.
Don’t ever jump through this many hoops for a woman.
Ngl I was really hoping dude won I’m happy for dude