Answering "Are you drinking Coke Zero at 9am?" with "No" followed by an incredibly loud can opening sound and "I'm drinking it at 9:04 am" is premium comedy
the second between me reading this comment & me checking who posted it and seeing it wasn't an account called CyberDrunk was an incredible time of my life
last chatter that came up on the soda got audited by cherry reds; the last thing he heard was the clacking. as the chat closed down, and i let the unban requests take him
My wife and I buy the 36 case of Coke Zero at our local Costco at least once every other month for about 2 years. It's been there every time, fully stocked. We go the day NL streams this- the first time I've ever seen the Coke Zero cases sold out. NL truly controls the pulse of our generation's culture.
idk bro, maybe it's because NL only talks about soda 0.01% of the time, but when he does, he can't shut up about it for 15 minutes. So maybe he's got a problem with a thing he does, rather than with the person as a whole.
@@succulentanal to neighbour249s defence it would be super fucking weird to find a streamer that agrees on all your ideals. That being said NL is based and all his opinions are rational, drink some diet coke, live a little
I love NL, but i got very tired of SAP, and i hate "Souls style" games, so Lies of P also isnt fun to watch. I know that eventually he will play something in more interested in though!
Cyberdrunk when he was asked what he sacrificed to fight soft drinks and SAP: “Calm. Kindness. Kinship. Love. I’ve given up all chance at inner peace. I’ve made my mind a sunless space. I share my dreams with ghosts. I wake up every day to an equation I wrote 15 years ago from which there’s only one conclusion, I’m damned for what I do. My anger, my ego, my unwillingness to yield, my eagerness to fight, they’ve set me on a path from which there is no escape. I yearned to be a savior against injustice without contemplating the cost and by the time I looked down there was no longer any ground beneath my feet. What is my sacrifice? I’m condemned to use the tools of my enemy to defeat them. I burn my decency for someone else’s future. I burn my life to make a sunrise that I know I’ll never see. And the ego that started this fight will never have a mirror or an audience or the light of gratitude. So what do I sacrifice? Everything!”
Ive been called out by NL before, which isnt scary and is honestly kind of funny. But the thought of being audited like this? Thats gonna be a monka giga (ft robert downey jr) from me dawg.
and here I just watched nl less until he started playing something other than SAP, when I could have been a gigachad 5head getting audited about diet soda
@@demujo I mean, did you hear how cheap that soda was? A nitro cold brew from Starbucks has gotta be like 10 times more expensive. I say this as someone who drinks a cold brew from a drive through like 6 times a week.
@@michaelmennuti4414 The only people I know that go to SB that much are people that are fiscally irresponsible or people that diagnose themselves as "being on the spectrum". Which one are you?? 😅
I love how the only aspect these people will argue is cancer risks. Buddy theres a huge gap between 100% safe and causing aggressive cancers in a decade. The flip side is the defenders who are like "hey this product doesn't give fast spreading cancer in 5-10 years? Must mean it doesn't do anything negative whatsoever!" As if cancer is the only side effect humans need to worry about.
To be fair, Dr. Mike from Renaissance Periodization, probably the best source I've seen for health and physical info says that Diet/0 cal sodas are fine to drink (and even helps weight loss in direct studies). Made an entire video on it. Judging by his name, CyberDrunk0 probably drinks a lot, and alcohol is waaaay worse for you than diet/0 cal sodas.
Who cares about what NL plays, who tf watches him for his gameplay??? His commentary and philosophies are far more entertaining. The gameplay could just be subway surfers and id be there for it.
Ngl i've never seen an adult cope for soda more than NL has during his diet coke era. Comparing his obviously weird soda addiction to a straw man's unhealthy coffee addiction so he can feel normal about his aversion to unsweetened water was crazy
This is proof kids now a days can’t stay focused without background footage 😂 sometimes I just listen to NL like a podcast no gameplay while I clean or do stuff round the house and it’s just as entertaining
The reason sugar (not enlugh for diabetes) is so bad for you is it makes your blood acidic, soda is triple bad because it contains carbonic acid, which makes your blood super acidic, namely increasing risk of cancer massively and making you exhale carbon dioxide you need to release oxygen from hemoglobin causing fatigue and metabolic issues
coke zero fans when they learn the acid content is just the same as normal coke (bathing your teeth in acid every morning after brushing your teeth is super great)
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Answering "Are you drinking Coke Zero at 9am?" with "No" followed by an incredibly loud can opening sound and "I'm drinking it at 9:04 am" is premium comedy
Followed by the multiple chat messages confirming it's actually 9:07
CyberDrunk just needs to become a TH-cam commenter, he'll fit right in
No he won't Frick you
Probably exactly where he came from
the second between me reading this comment & me checking who posted it and seeing it wasn't an account called CyberDrunk was an incredible time of my life
he could be any one of us
CyberDrunk0 - they must have amnesia, they forgot I'm him.
Motherfucker looked like a Resident Evil 5 extra by the time NL was done with him
“When sap is over”
“He doesn’t know 😂”
1 year later- he doesn’t know 😢
CyberDrunk is a sleeper agent that awakens when he hears All I Want For Christmas Is You by Mariah Carey
Luv Christmas.
Hate Diet fizzy drink.
Simple as
CyberDrunk0 should be in the chat gulag forever at this point
I want him in chat so we have a punching bag whenever he shows up.
D:
Audits are my favorite part of streams tbh
I find it hilarious to watch older NL videos where he sort of shames other streamers for auditing chatters. He grew out of that real quick.
me toooooo
Cracking open a cold one at 9am and calling it a health potion is some "I can quit whenever I want" behavior.
Please tell me you understand the irony of saying this on this specific video.
It wasnt 9am. It was 9:04.
@JD-wu5pf hard agree, anytime i drink soda it tastes good for two seconds and then it gives me a headache. I don't know how people do it.
@@lr- I think they do it by just being normal and drinking a soda
how many ingredients does your morning coffee have
last chatter that came up on the soda got audited by cherry reds; the last thing he heard was the clacking. as the chat closed down, and i let the unban requests take him
I was flippin' cans in Casselton before you even registered a twitch prime account!
Get ready, it's almost December again!
He's going to reactivate and get banned o7
8:07 Man absolutely flabbergasted as he finds out what his job contributes to society
+2
My wife and I buy the 36 case of Coke Zero at our local Costco at least once every other month for about 2 years. It's been there every time, fully stocked. We go the day NL streams this- the first time I've ever seen the Coke Zero cases sold out. NL truly controls the pulse of our generation's culture.
Hilarious how many people KEEP watching streamers they don't enjoy the takes of as if they can "change them" with super "witty" comments.
idk bro, maybe it's because NL only talks about soda 0.01% of the time, but when he does, he can't shut up about it for 15 minutes. So maybe he's got a problem with a thing he does, rather than with the person as a whole.
You have no idea what you're talking about.
@@elvenstein What a cringe redditor.
@@Neighbour249why does it bother you that he talks about soda for 15 minutes?
@@succulentanal to neighbour249s defence it would be super fucking weird to find a streamer that agrees on all your ideals. That being said NL is based and all his opinions are rational, drink some diet coke, live a little
When is the 10 hour chatter audit librarian?
their only human, man. don't ask for the impossible
@@redwolfjo3_647 Have you seen the multiple supercuts librarian has made?
Oh hes capable
An incredibly pegged idea
@@redwolfjo3_647they're*
when the librarian stops paying for NL's lifestyle
we need a "tomo get out of the cords" super cut
itsmebr1an already made a video like that, but it's only 12 minutes
they should keep this guy in chat forever, he's like a character that appears for a single episode in sayonara zetsubou sensei
what a reference, +2, +2
I'M IN DESPAIR!
THIS WORLD FILLED WITH PEOPLE ADDICTED TO SODA IS PUTTING ME IN DESPAIR!
>humans shouldn’t drink soda
>Named cyberdrunk
I was the chatter with the lead comment, can't believe I'm finally in a library vid!
This guy is unhinged. From saying hey friends! To hating non stop. He also hates everything NL plays yet still watches him. Just find a new streamer.
Tbh I hate a lot of what NL plays. But that's why I watch the YT vods and the librarian.
Nah, that's just the way some people are. Unironically, their love language is hate.
@animagamer2 it's these kinds of people that get depressed when people stop liking them
I love NL, but i got very tired of SAP, and i hate "Souls style" games, so Lies of P also isnt fun to watch. I know that eventually he will play something in more interested in though!
@@animagamer2i dont doubt it but the idea of hate being someones love language sounds craazy if theyre older than like 10
Cyberdrunk when he was asked what he sacrificed to fight soft drinks and SAP:
“Calm. Kindness. Kinship. Love. I’ve given up all chance at inner peace. I’ve made my mind a sunless space. I share my dreams with ghosts. I wake up every day to an equation I wrote 15 years ago from which there’s only one conclusion, I’m damned for what I do. My anger, my ego, my unwillingness to yield, my eagerness to fight, they’ve set me on a path from which there is no escape. I yearned to be a savior against injustice without contemplating the cost and by the time I looked down there was no longer any ground beneath my feet.
What is my sacrifice?
I’m condemned to use the tools of my enemy to defeat them. I burn my decency for someone else’s future. I burn my life to make a sunrise that I know I’ll never see. And the ego that started this fight will never have a mirror or an audience or the light of gratitude.
So what do I sacrifice?
Everything!”
1:08 "It's 5pm and I'm drinking a damn beer, sue me" I love NL twitch chat, so true brother.
The PascalCase username dunk was insane wtf lmaoo
Seeing a 9 min audit video gives me the same vibes as seeing Turnks show up to take on Frieza.
When nl sees a coke zero
Turnks
@@Paradoxikality
who?
Word wrong
@@ieatbatteries7Turnks
diet soda arc is a total retread of the lacroix arc from a couple years ago. writers are getting so lazy
CyberDrunk0 won, SAP is over...
The flashback after the audit was some top tier cinema
NL Somehow has the most sane & most insane chatters.
It's too late. Big soda already got to him.
Found dentist in chat
yeah it really was like a magic the gathering commander card. you kinda dig your own grave if you don't have any lifegain or lifesteal after that
"Hello Friends" GOD dammit bros that got me!
Ive been called out by NL before, which isnt scary and is honestly kind of funny. But the thought of being audited like this? Thats gonna be a monka giga (ft robert downey jr) from me dawg.
the mic drop at 7:58 to the game saying "victory" is kino
6:30 "His L2 cache is YUUUGE" +9
7:22 bro don't know what lobbying is
and here I just watched nl less until he started playing something other than SAP, when I could have been a gigachad 5head getting audited about diet soda
Thirty toucans??!
Artificial sweeteners make me feel awful, but I support diet soda drinkers
Auditbros... We're SO back.
As punishment... Never ban him again.
Let him look back on his actions once a year.
Make him repent.
whenever something hits a nerve for NL he summons 1000 strawmen
me when I'm shown a record of my actions...
I was halfway through a can of Coke Zero when I watched this live
0:38 immediate strawman
To be fair, in Hong Kong Coke is a health potion. Ling Lok Geung.
He legit stole my starbucks order
I didnt realise hes had to throw down with cyberdrunk everytime
personally I drink nitro cold brew from Starbucks every morning so I am allowed to shame morning diet soda drinkers
NL was on the cold brew for a long time, idk why he swapped to diet soda
@@demujo I mean, did you hear how cheap that soda was? A nitro cold brew from Starbucks has gotta be like 10 times more expensive.
I say this as someone who drinks a cold brew from a drive through like 6 times a week.
@@michaelmennuti4414 The only people I know that go to SB that much are people that are fiscally irresponsible or people that diagnose themselves as "being on the spectrum". Which one are you?? 😅
Man I hate sap but I didn't know someone hated it this much lol my god
2 years straight talking about diet soda. Man
The fact that this video just BARELY isn't 9:04 seconds long is a crime
Pov of a witness to a scientology audit
Diet soda and nan bread, NL and I have the same power breakfast
7:00 lindyman moment
I love how the only aspect these people will argue is cancer risks. Buddy theres a huge gap between 100% safe and causing aggressive cancers in a decade. The flip side is the defenders who are like "hey this product doesn't give fast spreading cancer in 5-10 years? Must mean it doesn't do anything negative whatsoever!" As if cancer is the only side effect humans need to worry about.
To be fair, Dr. Mike from Renaissance Periodization, probably the best source I've seen for health and physical info says that Diet/0 cal sodas are fine to drink (and even helps weight loss in direct studies). Made an entire video on it. Judging by his name, CyberDrunk0 probably drinks a lot, and alcohol is waaaay worse for you than diet/0 cal sodas.
Who cares about what NL plays, who tf watches him for his gameplay??? His commentary and philosophies are far more entertaining. The gameplay could just be subway surfers and id be there for it.
Yooo i was there for this
when was the last time NL's rendition of Jeremy was in an ending credits segment, Librarian?
Thank you
He's wrong but he should say it
Whos “the PCP guy” lmfao
What’s wrong with the flat cap hat?
When is the u_watanabe audit going to happen
im relatively normal in NL chat but a k8 audit, now there's where trouble lies
can confirm k8 audit of librarian would go CRAZY@@TheLibraryofLetourneau
I LOVE soda
I would perma ban him just for saying pop like a savage.
He wants that coke sponsor so bad
Okay but lets not pretend that there is any justifiable reason for someone's username to be in camelCase
not a single -2 for the "long Starbucks order" bit?
That guy is so unfunny and so reddit coded at the same time, I can’t believe it!
he definitely spends a lot of time in some soda-centric subreddit fighting some absolutely brutal debates
I was completely on board until he started anti-sap posting
your channel is awesome 😄
Constantly online, and negative in a twitch chat... that guy has a lot going for him
Diet coke just slaps when you cut sugary drinks out of your life. It's like vaping.
Aspartame, sucralose, Stevia, all that shit is ass
I will never understand twitch chat, why do people sit there all day being negative lol
caught
He just like me
he's right that Diet soda is supported by scientific literature. Many health professionals see a ton of benefits to diet soda
I love my frens
They hated him for telling the truth
Actual psycho ICANT somebody leak his info to the FBI pls
Ngl i've never seen an adult cope for soda more than NL has during his diet coke era. Comparing his obviously weird soda addiction to a straw man's unhealthy coffee addiction so he can feel normal about his aversion to unsweetened water was crazy
Coke Zero gives me a headache whenever I drink it, and it's the aspartame
It's more likely you don't like the caffeine content. Aspartame doesn't react with anything in the body.
@ssgoko88 no I drink caffeine every day, besides I've tested this phenomenon quite a bit
i think diet coke is ok for you if you are doing 3 peloton rides a day
This is proof kids now a days can’t stay focused without background footage 😂 sometimes I just listen to NL like a podcast no gameplay while I clean or do stuff round the house and it’s just as entertaining
The reason sugar (not enlugh for diabetes) is so bad for you is it makes your blood acidic, soda is triple bad because it contains carbonic acid, which makes your blood super acidic, namely increasing risk of cancer massively and making you exhale carbon dioxide you need to release oxygen from hemoglobin causing fatigue and metabolic issues
God the coffee argument is fuckin insane
I drink tea for that reason
N I mostly drink lemonade anyways
? Coffe and tea are pretty much equivalent
Tea has much less caffeine than coffee. If it's herbal tea, it has none.
Lmao you edited to say you drink lemonade, which is just as bad as soda. It's the sugar that's the problem, be it coffee, tea, soda, or lemonade
Na, Cyberdrunk is right. Fuck soda. Even diet soda sucks.
Wait NL drinks diet soda? Suddenly I don't respect this man anymore
I can't think of anything Cyberdrunk was wrong about.
coke zero fans when they learn the acid content is just the same as normal coke (bathing your teeth in acid every morning after brushing your teeth is super great)
Found cyberdrunks TH-cam account
We all have that one streamer we get passive aggressive to when we're in a bad mood. Right?
No
As long as that streamer is squeex it’s ok
No
Men will literally have that one streamer they get passive aggresive to instead of going to therapy
Yesn't
I dunno...Cyberdrunk kinda spittin facts in this one dog
Im on cyberdrunks side