i’ve just gotta ask how the tmg team was able to transport all the previous podcast episodes onto this channel with all the same views and everything wow so fancy 🤯
@@BlitzMedia1216considering the previous videos were on a totally different channel, yeah it is hard to understand. If you were up re-upload videos, you'd lose all the stuff from it. It's new that you can transfer videos along channels. 🙃
as a cna in a nursing home with dementia residents they’re so right that shit is hard as fuck. having to get beat up by these people who don’t know what they’re doing and also having to still take care of them physically while they’re beating you up. then 20 minutes later you go into another room and have to do post mortem care then continue on with your day like nothing happened. it’s not for the weak
If Stretch & Fade has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Stretch & Fade has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Stretch & Fade has only one fan then that is me. If Stretch & Fade has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Stretch & Fade, then I am against the world.
Man is the dad type youtube needed he says fuck it to the rules half the time he makes crass jokes yet is respectable I think he showed up on TH-cam right when we needed him
I did a book report on Walmart back in like elementary school. One of the saddest parts of their existence is they themselves started as a smaller store and Walton never wanted to be what it is today. After he passed they kicked up the operation into overdrive and his daughter became one of the more ruthless CEO/owners in America. Life is a parody of itself.
Last hour of work, getting some stretch and fade to make it go by. Love the intro skit, you guys should do more with those "charecters" cause its really funny. Edit after finishing episode: I have a second job involving moving elderly citizens to assisted living homes. Im in them 6-8hrs at a time sometimes moving their furniture in and while I'll say the smell is real, most of the seniors have such a positive, wonderful attitude while they are obviously dying. It gives me courage seeing humans in such a weak, truthfully gross state sometimes, and still smile at me and wish me well. Humans are strong and amazing.
I used to be a hospice nurse, lol and trust me…. You are absolutely right about becoming immune to torture… But for the record, the reason why we end up letting those people just scream in the corner over and over is because that means we’ve tried everything, and no matter what we do or where we put them or give them, they just continue screaming lol. So it comes to a point where you either let them scream, or medicate them until they’re a zombie… And obviously the latter is seen as inhumane (which honestly, maybe this is a hot take, but I always found that funny… Because even if somebody is screaming because they’re totally confused or whatever… That means they’re distressed on some level… Even if they’re on another planet mentally… So why not just get them Xanax-drunk so at least they feel comfortable… for their sake, even more than the nurses sake… I don’t get it… Do you know what they call that? A “medical restraint”. Like, as if you’re tying the person up… But with medicine. That’s why it’s seen as inhumane. 😒) People always say that to work in a hospice, you have to be a saint and all this stuff, but honestly… And again, maybe this sounds dark, but… the people are there to die… So, for the majority of them, you are kind of happy for them when they die because obviously they came there because it was already too late and/or they’re in the end stage of life bc they’re elderly, and most are very Sick & uncomfortable or confused or whatever… zero quality of life at that point. So unless if it’s somebody young, which is always sad til the end, obviously, or something like that, you usually kind of feel like “at least they’re at peace now” you know? Lastly, listen to this… I feel like Hunter will appreciate this… the reason I stopped working as a hospice nurse and started working as a nurse part time and then doing my passion of writing part time (I went to school for creative writing, lol and then I went back to school to get my nursing degree because I didn’t want to starve to death.. don’t judge my writing on this btw - I’m just chatting😂).. but I started doing both jobs bc it was because the most common phrase that multiple patients said in different forms of the following sentence to me… With urgency… “Live the life you want not the one that is expected of you” and it got to the point where I heard it so many times that I literally said I hear it one more time I’m quitting… And as I said I quit lol The other common one I would hear from hospice patients is them asking me if I believe in God, lol… Which the first time one of them asked me that was literally an OLD man, at 3 AM, when the room was dead silent lol imagine how creepy… Of course I say yes because I do… but even if I didn’t, I think I would say yes because obviously they are asking bc they are scared. 😮 Anyway, it’s a very interesting job… And, like I said, not as sad as you might think… Aside from young people and things like that, of course… But long-term, I think I would’ve lost my mind lol. But as far as what I can put up with… It’s a lot lol. Same with gross factor… Literally someone shit on my shoe my first night ever working as a nurse. I was pushing their wheelchair and they just somehow managed to shit so much that it came out of their diaper and dripped onto my fucking shoe. So reality comes out really quick when you work in a nursing home or a hospice lol 😂 Edit: you cannot assist in s*icide lol not if you’re a nurse, not if you’re a visitor… Only if you’re a doctor in those certain states that allow it and you have to sign like 1 million paperwork things and so does the patient lol. Otherwise someone can beg you to kill them and it’s murder. Think about it. It would be like if a 15-year-old girl asked you to sleep with them… do you think you’d still go to jail if you did it? 😂 but yes, I’ve felt bad enough for someone that I lowkey wished I could before 😂 like the people who have the lowest quality of life in are clearly suffering, but their family just will not take them off, life-support for some reason… And their feet are fixed in a pointed position and they’re literally in a coma… those ppl think abt the pillow thing. Can’t lie. I DONT DO IT THOUGH 😂.
And for the record as far as giving people baths… It’s like any other job… If some random old person just randomly wanted me to sponge bath them (which you don’t do in a tub btw? That’s the point of a sponge bath, that you do it in the bed), I would probably be dry heaving… But when you’re at work, and you know the person is sick and that the poor person will be dirty and uncomfortable if you don’t do it… You just do it. You don’t really think about it. It’s kind of hard to explain. But I more just think of it like if I were ever in such a position, which many of us will be… and you better HOPE if you are that your family has enough money to put you in a nursing home if you get dementia/Alzheimers.… Because the people who took care of their family at home are the patients that come in in such bad condition that it makes you cry… and I mean ppl who really did try to do it… because you need around the clock care w end stage dementia… and very few people can quit their job and care for someone around the clock… but yeah… I just think about the sponge baths and diapers etc like that I would hope that someone would be kind to me and help me and not be grossed out by me if I were too sick to wash myself… I feel sad for them more than grossed out, and if they’re at all there mentally, I’m sure they’re more embarrassed than I am… So I try to do that for other people just like… for the sake of being human 🤷♀️.
Bro so you talked about the nurses in a hospice, I worked in a retirement home kitchen In the Midwest and I swear to god that shit was like Vietnam. You could see it in the faces of the people who worked there for a couple of months ( the turn over was crazy ) versus the newbie. Some of the most vile and rude shit I’ve heard coming from the residents
Energy was definitely a lot better for this episode than the last, don’t care if we only get two episodes a month I’ll still be looking forward to it. Much love
I'm a regular smoker but I try to respect peoples ability to know their own limits and respect where they are at with their sobriety. Human biology is complicated and two people can take the same thing and have it hit them differently for a multitude of reasons.
Hunter is the new best TH-camr. His Pa Pa meat channel is just as funny and well paced as Jon Tron's channel and his Meat Canyon channel is insane. The volume of high-quality cartoons makes it seem like he has a team of 100 people.
Talking about old people having their license revoked, I had an old woman crash into my house and hit me. I was sitting at my desk and went flying, saw a car sticking out of my house while I was lying on the floor. Old woman said she forgot which one was the break and floored it into my bedroom. Car was wedged so far in my house that it broke the steel cable trying to pull it out.
70 really isn’t very old. My dad still flies a crop duster and rides his Harley. He also doesn’t drink and wears a helmet so he’s a badass but not the dangerous kind 😂
To answer ma boi hunts question the 98 year old woman cannot give legal consent for you to “hold tha door” and you would still be arrested and prosecuted for murder.
I love when Noel is trying to put a bit together and hunter just fluoride stares into the camera.
i’ve just gotta ask how the tmg team was able to transport all the previous podcast episodes onto this channel with all the same views and everything wow so fancy 🤯
how is this possible, i wanna do this with one of my channels
I'm sure it's a youtube feature
You tube probably has tools for transferring videos between channels, and changing ownership of videos.
You film it and use the audio for the podcast and post the video here. I mean it's not really that hard to fathom....
@@BlitzMedia1216considering the previous videos were on a totally different channel, yeah it is hard to understand. If you were up re-upload videos, you'd lose all the stuff from it. It's new that you can transfer videos along channels. 🙃
as a cna in a nursing home with dementia residents they’re so right that shit is hard as fuck. having to get beat up by these people who don’t know what they’re doing and also having to still take care of them physically while they’re beating you up. then 20 minutes later you go into another room and have to do post mortem care then continue on with your day like nothing happened. it’s not for the weak
If Stretch & Fade has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Stretch & Fade has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Stretch & Fade has only one fan then that is me. If Stretch & Fade has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Stretch & Fade, then I am against the world.
Shut up, dude
Same Zach
Together monkey strong. We will not be silenced
Same Zach same
Fr
"Who says suicide has to be tasteless?" So goddamn true bestie
this pod better not end:(
I'll watch anything with Hunter being involved.
I’m so happy to hear my thoughts coming from someone else.
@@NoLieIm51same 👍
Man is the dad type youtube needed he says fuck it to the rules half the time he makes crass jokes yet is respectable I think he showed up on TH-cam right when we needed him
I did a book report on Walmart back in like elementary school. One of the saddest parts of their existence is they themselves started as a smaller store and Walton never wanted to be what it is today.
After he passed they kicked up the operation into overdrive and his daughter became one of the more ruthless CEO/owners in America. Life is a parody of itself.
NOT MC WEARING A HEAVENS GATE SHIRT LMAO 😂😂😂
noel's STEM kid powerpoint presentation bg >>>>>>>>
New episode, new channel?! I need some new lotion! Going to be a gooood night
A goooooon* night I believe you mean
Noel’s new background is nice
It's the simple things
For Walmart, Noel was close for Canada. At least Ontario. We didn’t get in until 1994. We had Woolworth/Woolco before Walmart.
Lol such huge difference between filming spaces.
LEEEEETTTSSSSS GOOOOOOOOO PAPAMEAT DISS TRACK
Omw to make some cherry cola acetone, thanks for the idea boys
Last hour of work, getting some stretch and fade to make it go by. Love the intro skit, you guys should do more with those "charecters" cause its really funny.
Edit after finishing episode: I have a second job involving moving elderly citizens to assisted living homes. Im in them 6-8hrs at a time sometimes moving their furniture in and while I'll say the smell is real, most of the seniors have such a positive, wonderful attitude while they are obviously dying. It gives me courage seeing humans in such a weak, truthfully gross state sometimes, and still smile at me and wish me well. Humans are strong and amazing.
i look foward to this show more than the other pod casts tmg has created. love the combo love hunter
As a Cream Crew fan I’m happy to hear Hunter enter Steven crunchyrolls “yyeeaahhhh “ and mention the a-u-t-i-s-m song😂😂
29:35 The screaming ladies are at every nursing home. My aunt had one at hers & I remember hearing one & being scared as a youngin.
was not expecting an assisted suicide conversation but i’m
not surprised. it’s legal in CO and a few other states i think
“I would just put the pillow over and the gun on top” *Ad jumpscare*
favorite day of the week , somehow hunter always makes it dark and existential
Love to see you guys more regular on your own official channel. Much success for the future!
I can't wait for hunter to Cover Jojo Siwa on Creepcast now that's covered it on his podcasts
Just put my glasses on, and somehow only now noticed Hunter's background 💀
Thanks for reminding me to wear them lmao
We are one step closer to stretch and fade bonus episodes 😍😍😍
talking about drinking the koolaid with the heavens gate shirt on 😮
I used to be a hospice nurse, lol and trust me…. You are absolutely right about becoming immune to torture… But for the record, the reason why we end up letting those people just scream in the corner over and over is because that means we’ve tried everything, and no matter what we do or where we put them or give them, they just continue screaming lol. So it comes to a point where you either let them scream, or medicate them until they’re a zombie… And obviously the latter is seen as inhumane (which honestly, maybe this is a hot take, but I always found that funny… Because even if somebody is screaming because they’re totally confused or whatever… That means they’re distressed on some level… Even if they’re on another planet mentally… So why not just get them Xanax-drunk so at least they feel comfortable… for their sake, even more than the nurses sake… I don’t get it… Do you know what they call that? A “medical restraint”. Like, as if you’re tying the person up… But with medicine. That’s why it’s seen as inhumane. 😒)
People always say that to work in a hospice, you have to be a saint and all this stuff, but honestly… And again, maybe this sounds dark, but… the people are there to die… So, for the majority of them, you are kind of happy for them when they die because obviously they came there because it was already too late and/or they’re in the end stage of life bc they’re elderly, and most are very Sick & uncomfortable or confused or whatever… zero quality of life at that point. So unless if it’s somebody young, which is always sad til the end, obviously, or something like that, you usually kind of feel like “at least they’re at peace now” you know?
Lastly, listen to this… I feel like Hunter will appreciate this… the reason I stopped working as a hospice nurse and started working as a nurse part time and then doing my passion of writing part time (I went to school for creative writing, lol and then I went back to school to get my nursing degree because I didn’t want to starve to death.. don’t judge my writing on this btw - I’m just chatting😂).. but I started doing both jobs bc it was because the most common phrase that multiple patients said in different forms of the following sentence to me… With urgency… “Live the life you want not the one that is expected of you” and it got to the point where I heard it so many times that I literally said I hear it one more time I’m quitting… And as I said I quit lol
The other common one I would hear from hospice patients is them asking me if I believe in God, lol… Which the first time one of them asked me that was literally an OLD man, at 3 AM, when the room was dead silent lol imagine how creepy… Of course I say yes because I do… but even if I didn’t, I think I would say yes because obviously they are asking bc they are scared. 😮
Anyway, it’s a very interesting job… And, like I said, not as sad as you might think… Aside from young people and things like that, of course… But long-term, I think I would’ve lost my mind lol. But as far as what I can put up with… It’s a lot lol. Same with gross factor… Literally someone shit on my shoe my first night ever working as a nurse. I was pushing their wheelchair and they just somehow managed to shit so much that it came out of their diaper and dripped onto my fucking shoe.
So reality comes out really quick when you work in a nursing home or a hospice lol 😂
Edit: you cannot assist in s*icide lol not if you’re a nurse, not if you’re a visitor… Only if you’re a doctor in those certain states that allow it and you have to sign like 1 million paperwork things and so does the patient lol. Otherwise someone can beg you to kill them and it’s murder. Think about it. It would be like if a 15-year-old girl asked you to sleep with them… do you think you’d still go to jail if you did it? 😂 but yes, I’ve felt bad enough for someone that I lowkey wished I could before 😂 like the people who have the lowest quality of life in are clearly suffering, but their family just will not take them off, life-support for some reason… And their feet are fixed in a pointed position and they’re literally in a coma… those ppl think abt the pillow thing. Can’t lie. I DONT DO IT THOUGH 😂.
And for the record as far as giving people baths… It’s like any other job… If some random old person just randomly wanted me to sponge bath them (which you don’t do in a tub btw? That’s the point of a sponge bath, that you do it in the bed), I would probably be dry heaving… But when you’re at work, and you know the person is sick and that the poor person will be dirty and uncomfortable if you don’t do it… You just do it. You don’t really think about it. It’s kind of hard to explain. But I more just think of it like if I were ever in such a position, which many of us will be… and you better HOPE if you are that your family has enough money to put you in a nursing home if you get dementia/Alzheimers.… Because the people who took care of their family at home are the patients that come in in such bad condition that it makes you cry… and I mean ppl who really did try to do it… because you need around the clock care w end stage dementia… and very few people can quit their job and care for someone around the clock… but yeah… I just think about the sponge baths and diapers etc like that I would hope that someone would be kind to me and help me and not be grossed out by me if I were too sick to wash myself… I feel sad for them more than grossed out, and if they’re at all there mentally, I’m sure they’re more embarrassed than I am… So I try to do that for other people just like… for the sake of being human 🤷♀️.
not reading allat
11:55 I love the 80s vibe. Intro is such a tease.
Bro so you talked about the nurses in a hospice, I worked in a retirement home kitchen In the Midwest and I swear to god that shit was like Vietnam. You could see it in the faces of the people who worked there for a couple of months ( the turn over was crazy ) versus the newbie. Some of the most vile and rude shit I’ve heard coming from the residents
Stretch & Fade is definitely the funniest podcast next to This Is Important (Workaholics guys) Keep up the great work, boys! 🤘🏼🔥
How am I just finding this channel??? Gonna binge watch for days! 😂🔥
Personally really love y’all’s chemistry
ball against wall
I'm so glad someone from Missouri is out here to represent on the TH-cams!😂
Energy was definitely a lot better for this episode than the last, don’t care if we only get two episodes a month I’ll still be looking forward to it. Much love
Guys I love this podcast you better never end it OR ELSE
I need that apron for myself as I'm about to end my shit cause yall are going biweekly
My fave podcast brothas, as a fellow VHS collector, anyone else wanna see Hunter's collection behind him lol 👀
Eggs, fent, fermented bb shit. Average sausansborggg fan
WE FENT FOLDING OUTSIDE THE LOCAL TRANSIT CENTER TO THIS ONE 🔥
I love how this subject went from papa meat, cream crew, to this
Morning Stretch with Hunter while he has his coffee 👌
Hell yeah welcome back Boon and Goon
2nd half. Thank God you are going biweekly
My dad unironically fent folds sometimes. It’s hilarious
I’m pumped to see what y’all got cookin up fr 🤘👽
I'm a regular smoker but I try to respect peoples ability to know their own limits and respect where they are at with their sobriety. Human biology is complicated and two people can take the same thing and have it hit them differently for a multitude of reasons.
My first time watching Stretch and Fade and it's awesome 🔥💯
We gotta get Noel on a Nu-metal track
Got that corporate ass logo bruh 😭
Ill follow to whatever new channel they make cuz they're my favorite otter and bear couple
Hunter is the new best TH-camr. His Pa Pa meat channel is just as funny and well paced as Jon Tron's channel and his Meat Canyon channel is insane. The volume of high-quality cartoons makes it seem like he has a team of 100 people.
Nice set. Can we get noel an exact replica of his set up at the call center?
i love the effort of the masking of the green screen real nice
This was a really good one guys
Stretch, start taking some very low dose THC gummies. It's all the benefit, no panic attacks
Amazing intro. Absolutely loved it
can you just imagine the cursed animations Hunter would make if he started smoking weed
Dude how many podcasts is papa on
Funniest podcast out right now.
Only Noel and Hunter can make drug addiction sound hilarious with the fent fold talk omg hahahahha y’all need help 😂
This is the greatest anime since Baki
Talking about old people having their license revoked, I had an old woman crash into my house and hit me. I was sitting at my desk and went flying, saw a car sticking out of my house while I was lying on the floor. Old woman said she forgot which one was the break and floored it into my bedroom. Car was wedged so far in my house that it broke the steel cable trying to pull it out.
Me and all my homies always tapped tf in. If one of us falls behind we all reach our hand out. No brother left behind. 🗿🗿🗿
This is my new favorite “worthless drivel” podcast
She did claim being the first one to do the karma song and gaypop controversy etc, but i didnt forget the spykids role she well played
love ya big dawgs
Where did Hunter get that shirt lmao
25:29 See Ol’ Papa Meat with a crowd at the show, imitating Jojo by aggressively pounding his junk into the ground. 😅
70 really isn’t very old. My dad still flies a crop duster and rides his Harley. He also doesn’t drink and wears a helmet so he’s a badass but not the dangerous kind 😂
I met Noel two years ago today
was he shorter in person
happy anniversary 🗣️🗣️
What did he smell like?
Having your drivers license revoked once you're elderly is a hill i'll die on. I like south parks episode about it.
Hanging in here
Keep it up boys
how many podcasts is hunter on omg?? i didnt even know he was on a podcast with noel for months
Stretch and fade in roblox comin up
Bi weekly is a bummer
Hunter AND Noel??? Who could say this doesn't work??
Old people are the reason for the super bright led lights. Those are the only cars they know are on the road with them
it’s our own little community now
Fade is like Murr from the impractical jokers but likable
I realize now that I am meant to work in healthcare
“Would you give a hospice patient a sponge bath” …. Me: Yes
Noel and Hunter: Absolutely not
I love how honest and upfront papa meat is, what a king
52:00 they were probably smoking K2 lmao
45:59 I've been dying thousands while time shit is hilarious
Love this new episode of Boon and Goon
If y'all told me to take a sip of the kool aid i would, because god damnit this show works!
Stretched out is a thousand percent a great idea
1:30 theoretically pulling gravity, big mass.
I think hunter and Noel should read Borrasca
Y'all motherfuckers better not end this podcast I legit found y'all on this episode
I'm going back from episode 1 cause the chemistry is unmatched
i am here once again asking where hunter got his heaven's gate shirt?? i can't find that specific one anywhere 😩
Call Hunter's coffee hour segment "Stretch Marks"
To answer ma boi hunts question the 98 year old woman cannot give legal consent for you to “hold tha door” and you would still be arrested and prosecuted for murder.
Listen to cream crew, it’s the worlds best podcast
we love Hunter
do you believe in gosts
no
I love when Hunter gets evil on this podcast