Little Egypt

[@CritterMunch]

"There wouldn't be hooves..."
"Well it'd beHOOVE you to cut it out."

[@chrismurray5846]

It shouldn't be a problem to curTAIL

[@ZeranZeran]

I swear there's another call where a lady uses the same joke on LPC and it made him crack up

[@user-fw8wt4qo3o]

Yes sir
Yes doctor

[@HydraDominus]

"just stop with the beaks and the livers and the gizzards and the bumblebees"

[@runemasterhariwulfaz5267]

I think the funniest thing was the use of the word “rumps” to describe animal parts from a vet. Makes perfect sense for a butcher shop but otherwise is an issue 😂

[@Davisjryoung]

"We don't see any large animals, there wouldn't be hooves."
"Well it would behoove you to cut it out"
I'M FUCKING DONE. XD

[@mmorange9401]

Let's please credit Longmont Potion Castle for being such a great creator

[@Thomas-oc2ln]

Shut up coomer

[@chinmeysway]

what is that term. is that tangible ?

[@daldladla]

Go buy the albums on his web site

[@foamer5490]

"I don't even have access to bumblebees!"

[@ZeranZeran]

We make the wasp Jerky ourselves. Got it all FDA approved.
"You need meat or what?"

[@NowWithMoreMolecules]

Obviously tails and rumps...

[@theconsciousobserver6829]

"Flappin around in there..."

[@err0rc0degames]

Next thing you are gonna tell me that you don't know about the bumblebees.

[@bogczarjon]

I love how fast Dr. Parker went from moderately chipper to deeply disturbed

[@TheFatblob25]

Maybe a Rump & some tails... Bumble bees etc

[@OldCouches]

The concept for that second call was so fucking hilarious and ingenious

[@bassbird]

This is Longmont Potion Castle

[@dmoll14]

This is way way up there in my favourite LPC calls and I'm amazed that it took me this long to come across it

[@kinematosis]

It could have been from a donkey or a monkey.

[@stratojet94]

I need to extract a lovebird from a snake

[@andyeccentric]

Their dumpster out back must be a nightmare. Bunch of hemoglobin-soaked hooves with flies all over the place... and he acts all nonchalant like that's not against disposal code? Y'gotta be flippin kiddin' me thare!

[@chaffcutter58.]

Mate, your comment floored me laughing!

[@squidlivid]

Bumblebees in the bin is iconic

[@ryanrichards4983]

Hemoglobin, as I say.

[@trevor4835]

I thought he was gonna say he found an 18 foot python in the dumpster

[@tamriilin]

a big big burmese python

[@alexfriedman2152]

the snake is about 18 feet long.

[@KingdededeKingdedede]

I go by Ape Man

[@Braindeadlobotomite]

holy shit, this clinic was in Marion, Illinois. my old hometown

[@theflanman420420]

Bumble bees haha

[@HorseTeethModano]

VERNon and Ernest you say?

[@ZeranZeran]

The bird is still flapping in there

[@zazikikomo7796]

Poor kid never got his Super Nintendo (he was also never heard from again.)

[@nicotinepoisoning]

These things are not meant for a public bin

[@huntingdemons9039]

Yes doctor