Yup. Because it isn't just the alcohol, it's the amount of sugar in it too that kills you. I used to bartend and, on the night before thanksgiving, we would go through about fifteen bottles of Fireball and Dr. McGillicuty's, each. I would have people come up and order ten shots for about five people and all I could think was, "You are going to friggin hurt tomorrow!"
If you've ever had to pump someone's stomach after they passed out from drinking too much wine and have smelled the sweet smell of wine you will never drink wine again!
As someone from the Dutch/German border region, Jäger is a really popular drink, especially after ice skating or during apres-ski (Austria) to warm you up. I like drinking it pure (ice and ice cold). My girlfriend, on the other hand, prefers to mix it with cherry Coke at a 1:3 ratio.
Long Island Iced Tea is almost like the worst of both kinds. Tastes like delicious strong iced tea, yet halfway though the 3rd tall glass you gonna find out why you were told to sit to drink it. One sec I'm sittin on the couch, get jabbed in the side, and next sec I'm sprawled out on the floor not sure how I got there, feeling like I'm moving through syrup. Great 21st B-day all in all, though I wish I hadn't kept testing every freakin doorframe with my forehead. Did NOT help my 1st hangover whatsoever!
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First hangover at 21. If true, I'm sure the Smithsonian has inquired if they can exhibit you… ;-)
Sept 19th!!! I can't wait bro!!! Been watching you since my child days. You are my Eddie Murphy!! My mom wouldn't let me watch you but thanks to TH-cam I was able to😂
Lol always did Jagger with a beer chaser to get rid of the taste faster...pre jagger bomb days.. Worst night I drank most of a 750 ml...no memory of that night only stories (they tried to take pics but this was pre cells with cameras and the darkness blessed me with no pics turning out (YEAY)!! Lol haven't touched it much sense. Only thing I ever got was a 24 hour hangover...and the memory loss that day.
In Sweden since the 80s, Jaegermeister has been a party thing! In the Alps, you got a U-Boat... A large strong beer in a one-liter glass with a small Jaegermeister shot to be dipped into the beer. On the sun holiday and the resort bar, always a small Jaegermeister or two before the meal to whet the appetite. On the Scandinavian boat cruise between Finland and Sweden, always start with a large strong beer and a Jaegermeister shot. They also came in a package price from the bar. So it has probably slipped down, one and another Jaegermeisters over the years.
From another non American I would say Thyrone was a tall strong handsome man obviously very well known for his romantic abilities and gifted personality…😆😍😂 She drank too much and went to the moon on the first night with Thyrone .. 🚀 🌙 ❤️🙈😂🤣
Valid regarding wine across the board, but it is still my preferred (i am not a heavy drinker, but i also dont do shots or drink frequently... so yeah). It is great for relaxing though.
He's one of the funniest guys around - I've been enjoying his sets for twenty years - but when he matter-of-factly describes having "eighteen shots" like it's nothing, I realize that he's a
My problem with wine is it has alcohol in it. I drink grape juice, it is healthy for me. I don't use things that addictive and known to be deadly. I want to live!
I drink white wine from a box cause it's cheap, well, the cheapest alternative at least, when counting the effect, but my god it's disgusting so i mix it with grape fruit soda (50/50) and then it's actually good, it doesn't taste like wine at all! lol. I drink other things too but wine is my low budget choice to save money cause i live in sweden and alcohol is f-cking expensive over here
I hope you will one day have the chance to have a glass of wine in the rural regions of France. You will see that wine is everywhere and not just for important occasions. You will see it at parties, at table for dinner, in bars and cafés. There is something truly communal about it. As the famous french actor Louis de Funès said:"Le canon, faut comprendre aussi que c'est pas seulement du pinard, mais que c'est de l'amitié !". To drink a glass together, its not just wine, its friendship.
I would love you to come to Rheinland-Pfalz, Germany. We can go to one of our many Weinfeste where we drink Schorle (wine and soda mix, like 85:15%) out of 1/2 liter (like a pint) glasses. 😅🙋
Gabe! Originally, Jägermeister was only for stomach ailments. My mum is German, so imagine my shock the first time I saw Jägermeister in the pub, for alcohol consumption...it was crazy!
Oh, wine can be scary. Especially since it hits different depending on the fruits in it. I'm normally good for a fairly large amount, but there was one wine I drank a second glass and immediately knew I wasn't going anywhere for a long time. It went from being equal to one shot to four instantly.
I wasn't expecting the Schaumburg call out. That's right down the street. Only person I know that drinks wine startled college at 14. She's almost done with her masters now.
I have nothing against alcohol or its consumption (provided it's done responsibly), though as a self-described lightweight when it comes to drinking, I'll probably have maybe half a glass of red wine once every three months or so.
if it doesn't taste good the first time you try it, you probably shouldn't be having it. "it's an acquired taste, you kinda got to work to like it" "that doesn't sound like a good time, that sounds like an arranged marriage" and then I remembered he was Indian and had to pull back a bit.
you dont drink with the Mexicans i do. they shout tequila all together every shot. bar tender put that song on n we all did shots yelling collectively tequila! 😂🍻
I don't know what my drinking number is, but it must be high. I have a very high tolerance to alcohol. I don't drink very often, but when I do, it takes a _lot_ just to get me to a slightly tipsy state. The last time that happened to me was at a wedding where I had something like one glass of champagne, a shot of Jagger, two beers, two jack and cokes, and three martinis. That was literally the only time in my life I woke up the next morning with a hangover. Even on my 21st birthday, my dad took me to a strip joint where the girls were buying me drinks after they found out it was my birthday. I think I had like six or seven drinks, and at the end of the night I went home and played tetris... and I got a high score.
The only time I had alcohol was damn wine that my mom had offered me a sip from her glass. Looking back, the hell was I thinking? That shit tasted awful 😖
Tequila can be dangerous for some. Anything else I drink, the more I drink the more I love everyone. With Tequila, I'll go find the biggest dude in the bar and tell him I'm gonna kick his ass.
"Who cuts your grass?"
I dunno why, but that line from the context of a posh person just is funny to me😂
I like your cut g 😂😂
Fluffy your still the king 👑 😂😂
You're*
Only the best of grammar for the comedy King.
you're*
@@Idioot1337 spell check was on sorry I'm an idiot 🤣🔥
@@dabdave9667no you're not. It was just a grammatical error.
Again one tequila,two tequila, three tequila, floor 😂😂😂😂
That sounds like my drink of choice, Fireball!!
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
I drink Rumplmints 100 proof, that will catch you off guard 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@francessblakely3560 so will your liver over time,no es bueno❤
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"Merlot I say..."😂
Hennessy playa will always make me laugh
That’s how I met Tyrone! 😂😂❤😂😂
Ahhahaha 😂😂😂😂
Mr. Iglesias, you never cease to amaze us.
Or something!
@@Raul-bt3bt Yeah.
You never cease to amuse us.
@@derpthefox5290 Definitely.
Ironically, Fluffy makes us feel nice and fluffy with his comedy.
I wouldn't call that irony. It's more like good advertising.
@@FallenOne669 I tried to find a better word but couldn't haha.
Goldschlager is pretty nasty too. In line after Jaeger. Both a horrible hangover
lol this person speaks from EXPERIENCE lol
Yup. Because it isn't just the alcohol, it's the amount of sugar in it too that kills you. I used to bartend and, on the night before thanksgiving, we would go through about fifteen bottles of Fireball and Dr. McGillicuty's, each. I would have people come up and order ten shots for about five people and all I could think was, "You are going to friggin hurt tomorrow!"
"One time, I drank so much of this stuff that I planned my diarrhea and made $ 80."
Yup can’t do that anymore either !
He is so right about Schaumburg. I work at a retail establishment in Schaumburg. A lot of snooty tootie people there.
One of Gabriel's many talents--his ability to research and assess the local culture, wherever he is.
snooty tootie from now on is my favorite way to describe these people lmao
southern comfort slammers! ooohhhhh!
Sounds like my family after Jager,🤪😵💫🤦🏻♀️
Got tickets to see him in November can't wait man super excited one of my favorite comedians of all time!
Wine. My number is six bottles.
I loved the British accent at the end, that was perfect
Almost… except for that "grass" at the end (at least that's the most obvious one I heard)
Come to visit country Georgia 🇬🇪 here we have good wine❤
Big fan bhaiya ( Elder brother )
Love from INDIA . ❤
My Hispanic cohorts were telling me nah dude, finish this quart of mezcal and eat the worm at the bottom .
Granted , I was hungry.
😂😂😂
I love this man soo much ❤❤. Greedings from Germany
Gabriel you do a great job :)
I only drink wine once in awhile. I never got drunk. Lucky me! 🍷
Hilarious 😂😂😂👍👍👍👍👍❤️ Huge Fan Fluffy ❤🤣🤣
Beer is better then wine and safer!
Than*
If you've ever had to pump someone's stomach after they passed out from drinking too much wine and have smelled the sweet smell of wine you will never drink wine again!
Nothing with alcohol is safe. Alcohol is just a slow suicide in my opinion.
Beer, wine, pick your poison, they both have alcohol they're both addictive and deadly.
@@KerryERRNmeh, I had my fair share of bathroom accidents to clean
I'm still drinking fine
Any of these videos I just listened to before I go to sleep
As someone from the Dutch/German border region, Jäger is a really popular drink, especially after ice skating or during apres-ski (Austria) to warm you up.
I like drinking it pure (ice and ice cold). My girlfriend, on the other hand, prefers to mix it with cherry Coke at a 1:3 ratio.
This is the funniest set ever😂
Daym, Fluffy has dropped a fat level to Husky
May Risa rest in peace in puppies paradise 🕊️🤍
😂 I love this comedy😂🤣
That’s first I’ve heard his British accent 😂😂😂
A shout out to Schaumburg, Illinois... 🤣 For those not familiar with Chicago, the movies Weird Science and Ferris Bueller's Day Off were shot there.
RIP Risa ❤
His doggy?
Long Island Iced Tea is almost like the worst of both kinds. Tastes like delicious strong iced tea, yet halfway though the 3rd tall glass you gonna find out why you were told to sit to drink it. One sec I'm sittin on the couch, get jabbed in the side, and next sec I'm sprawled out on the floor not sure how I got there, feeling like I'm moving through syrup.
Great 21st B-day all in all, though I wish I hadn't kept testing every freakin doorframe with my forehead. Did NOT help my 1st hangover whatsoever!
First hangover at 21. If true, I'm sure the Smithsonian has inquired if they can exhibit you… ;-)
Love the content bro😮💨👌
How she met Tyrone😂
Love the English accent ese❤
Jagermeister is nice chilled and sipped actually
Jager & redbull - that’s an add kicker 😂😂😂
no non-stop shots with your boys til the bottles gone in 10 minutes! 😂🍻
Sept 19th!!! I can't wait bro!!! Been watching you since my child days. You are my Eddie Murphy!! My mom wouldn't let me watch you but thanks to TH-cam I was able to😂
so good 👏
Thank God for mad dog lol old days it was a wineo
Man left out weighing by hand the Franzia box.
Lol always did Jagger with a beer chaser to get rid of the taste faster...pre jagger bomb days.. Worst night I drank most of a 750 ml...no memory of that night only stories (they tried to take pics but this was pre cells with cameras and the darkness blessed me with no pics turning out (YEAY)!! Lol haven't touched it much sense. Only thing I ever got was a 24 hour hangover...and the memory loss that day.
That's hilarious funny man 😹😹😹😁🙃
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Wine is overrated but so is tequila.
Alcohol in general is overrated AF. I'm perfectly fine smoking a joint over drinking any alcohol. I've never understood the appeal of drinking tbh💯
Kay but honestly. Yayguh Bommmmmmbssss!! The only right way to drink Jagermeister. And if you do THAT - it is indeed epic and wonderful.
Ohh yeah ❤❤❤❤
I still have that bottle of wine from a truly horrid shift.
No one could believe I’m old enough to drink
In Sweden since the 80s, Jaegermeister has been a party thing! In the Alps, you got a U-Boat... A large strong beer in a one-liter glass with a small Jaegermeister shot to be dipped into the beer. On the sun holiday and the resort bar, always a small Jaegermeister or two before the meal to whet the appetite. On the Scandinavian boat cruise between Finland and Sweden, always start with a large strong beer and a Jaegermeister shot. They also came in a package price from the bar. So it has probably slipped down, one and another Jaegermeisters over the years.
I love u Man U so funny
From a Non American :
Is there an inside joke with the “that’s how I met tyrone” ?
From another non American I would say Thyrone was a tall strong handsome man obviously very well known for his romantic abilities and gifted personality…😆😍😂
She drank too much and went to the moon on the first night with Thyrone .. 🚀 🌙 ❤️🙈😂🤣
Tyrone is a black man. Back then it was looked down upon to date a different race
Valid regarding wine across the board, but it is still my preferred (i am not a heavy drinker, but i also dont do shots or drink frequently... so yeah).
It is great for relaxing though.
I drank Jaeger by the glassful; forget shots of that!
Jaegar is awesome!
He's one of the funniest guys around - I've been enjoying his sets for twenty years - but when he matter-of-factly describes having "eighteen shots" like it's nothing, I realize that he's a
My problem with wine is it has alcohol in it. I drink grape juice, it is healthy for me. I don't use things that addictive and known to be deadly. I want to live!
So, that '420' in your nickname is just a coincidence and you don't smoke?
Cannabis is not addictive or deadly. But I guess you didn't know that.
I quit addictive and deadly cigarettes back in 2014. I smoke, but not cancer sticks. I want to live.
I drink white wine from a box cause it's cheap, well, the cheapest alternative at least, when counting the effect, but my god it's disgusting so i mix it with grape fruit soda (50/50) and then it's actually good, it doesn't taste like wine at all! lol. I drink other things too but wine is my low budget choice to save money cause i live in sweden and alcohol is f-cking expensive over here
I hope you will one day have the chance to have a glass of wine in the rural regions of France. You will see that wine is everywhere and not just for important occasions. You will see it at parties, at table for dinner, in bars and cafés. There is something truly communal about it. As the famous french actor Louis de Funès said:"Le canon, faut comprendre aussi que c'est pas seulement du pinard, mais que c'est de l'amitié !".
To drink a glass together, its not just wine, its friendship.
After 6 shots of patron, i lose count and my phone
I just discovered you and you have made me have to pull off the road a few times because I was laughing so much I couldn't see!
ITS BETTER THAN WINDOWS
(sorry nerd joke lol)
You gotta checkout wine drinkers in France Spain and Italy.. most are not that chic.. it s just a lot of marketing.. at the end it’s still alcohol.
I would love you to come to Rheinland-Pfalz, Germany. We can go to one of our many Weinfeste where we drink Schorle (wine and soda mix, like 85:15%) out of 1/2 liter (like a pint) glasses. 😅🙋
Gabe! Originally, Jägermeister was only for stomach ailments. My mum is German, so imagine my shock the first time I saw Jägermeister in the pub, for alcohol consumption...it was crazy!
my body cant handle any alcohol even a shot of beer my toungue is like never again
wow
**insert "Tequila" by The Champs here**
Fluffy Nice
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My Auntie Marlene she make her own Tequila goes to Mexico and makes it there it's called Alderate Tequila check it out ✌️😎
Try it out
If you go to a good bar you see them all
The thing is - the name isn't Jaeger. The stuff is called Jägermeister (master hunter)......
I am back in my country 🇬🇹 and I still enjoy Jagger bombs 😍😍
Canada Yeah Baby.
Bottom shelf vodka, baby. Cant say much about the taste but at $15 a bottle it'll get you drunk
Oh, wine can be scary. Especially since it hits different depending on the fruits in it. I'm normally good for a fairly large amount, but there was one wine I drank a second glass and immediately knew I wasn't going anywhere for a long time. It went from being equal to one shot to four instantly.
I wasn't expecting the Schaumburg call out. That's right down the street. Only person I know that drinks wine startled college at 14. She's almost done with her masters now.
Never had any issues with Jaeger or Goldschlager
I mean maybe you can’t remember
@@jessicaconner1242 only time that I've ever gotten blacked out drunk, was on vodka.
Winedrinker here 1 bottle a year 😂
Who cuts your grass ❤😂🎉
I find my drink of choice is vodka and cranberry juice. Not too much vodka. I rarely drink, though.
I have nothing against alcohol or its consumption (provided it's done responsibly), though as a self-described lightweight when it comes to drinking, I'll probably have maybe half a glass of red wine once every three months or so.
if it doesn't taste good the first time you try it, you probably shouldn't be having it.
"it's an acquired taste, you kinda got to work to like it"
"that doesn't sound like a good time, that sounds like an arranged marriage"
and then I remembered he was Indian and had to pull back a bit.
🙏💝LOVE YA MAN 💖STAY FROSTY 🍻🍻 🤠❤️😺💜 WYOMING 🏞️🏔️🌄🇺🇸🔵💞
Try a vinito in Argentina... we have 5 liter bottles
you dont drink with the Mexicans i do. they shout tequila all together every shot. bar tender put that song on n we all did shots yelling collectively tequila! 😂🍻
i love u
A small bottle (750mL) is a good amount for me. A big bottle (+1,35L) is drunk status
Cannot stand Jägermeister. Hate the taste of black licorice.
Please come to uk
I like the wine, not the label lol
if you like a channel you like and REFRESH not just like and subscribe! lol
only wine i HATE is barefoot wine, i wasn't expecting it to taste like like name, ive had some wine that tastes fine.
I don't know what my drinking number is, but it must be high. I have a very high tolerance to alcohol. I don't drink very often, but when I do, it takes a _lot_ just to get me to a slightly tipsy state. The last time that happened to me was at a wedding where I had something like one glass of champagne, a shot of Jagger, two beers, two jack and cokes, and three martinis. That was literally the only time in my life I woke up the next morning with a hangover. Even on my 21st birthday, my dad took me to a strip joint where the girls were buying me drinks after they found out it was my birthday. I think I had like six or seven drinks, and at the end of the night I went home and played tetris... and I got a high score.
Not all wine, I can name a few wines you see a man with and know it’s not social exceptable
Wine is only for breakfast.
Do "winos" no longer exist?
They're not hobos anymore, they are moms. So yes
Wine is for ladies….unless it’s breakfast time
Love from this Indian Reservation ❤
The only time I had alcohol was damn wine that my mom had offered me a sip from her glass. Looking back, the hell was I thinking? That shit tasted awful 😖
One or two crown royals clean with a chaser of bud light lime does the trick for me and no I’m not gay .
Tequila can be dangerous for some. Anything else I drink, the more I drink the more I love everyone. With Tequila, I'll go find the biggest dude in the bar and tell him I'm gonna kick his ass.
I don't like wine because it tastes like someone drank it already.
Never been this early
Bc u luv burrito 'n burgers more than evthng