Well, there it is Amigos: I think we’ve finally found our editor’s physical limit! He was a family man with a steely resolve, three kids and courage under fire. He’s nothing but husk now; shattered to so many smithereens that while we may be able to paste him back together with dollar bills and his favourite glue, he will never be the same again…. BUT….. that Grass Section was totally worth it amirite? His name’s Dan, Dan the Shattered Man - show him some love down below, won’tcha? Edit: We've started a Discord Server.... and have no idea what we're doing! We're looking for a little help hitting 100K subs over here and hashing out what we're going to be getting up to while shattered Dan touches some grass. Come kick ass and chew bubblegum: discord.com/invite/yRkz4YjENk
"If you'd split the budget of Concord across 100 games you'd get 1 worth playing." Jesus, that's brutal. Imagine making 100 $4,000,000 games and only 1 turns out good 😂
I think the show was actually pretty good this year usually I'm in the boat of it being bad and it was a nice touch to roast themselves through the muppets but i still wish they'd get rid of them and just have someone actually funny do it
to suggest that cyberpunk had no story is... absolutely insane. probably the most dense and emotional story of any game I have played but hey. that's me.
Unscripted my dude. This is just yet another example how important your videos are to help the gaming world recover, even as it has nosedived for near 10 years now.,
The jazz band clipped in and out. The T Howard flashes. Some kind of new epileptic art form you’re assembling, all these videos. Truly wondrous stuff. Hysterical, terrifying.
If this becomes a yearly thing that is done, I'm so here for it. Miles more fun and interesting than TGA and top notch voice work. Glitch of the Year has become my favorite awards show at this point, no contest. Reminds me of old Devolver presentations, which I miss dearly. You guys keep it up, this stuff is peak!
whenever people talk about the game awards in a serious context I always have to send them an unscripted video and a crowbcat video. you guys are doing god's work
Playing the King's Row main title during the Star wars segment is both a clever way to avoid copyright claims, and also a funny burn to just bow blatantly John Williams copied it lol
Is it just me or is this hell of a concept for a real show? Geoff trying to do an upbeat show while being beakseated by some muppets? I would watch the adverts on that show…
If you can't afford to pay for internet and console storage expansion. You can't afford to partake in the hobby of gaming anymore. For some reason, we've had over a decade now of games continuously being released unfinished, and it's your responsibility to be able to pay hundreds and hundreds of extra dollars in order to make up for the developer's failures. No other job besides game development is it ok to constantly release broken products, make the consumer pay for your mistakes, keep your job, get paid for it, and go to award shows every year to be rewarded for your mistakes. Unfortunately, I can't help but notice that half the blame is on the gaming community for lacking the discipline to vote with their wallets. If they did, things wouldn't be this bad for so long. It's not like there wasn't decades where games weren't released until they worked properly.
It somehow got better in recent years. I didn't finish it back in the day because Witcher 3 was so much better that I didn't want to look at it again. It didn't seem so bad when I finally tried it again 2 years ago, when compared to some of the slop that comes out these days.
It's because it's not bad, just a little bloated. There's something to be said about the story being locked in the dlcs, but now you can get the goty edition for 5$, and it's totally worth the price
@1:42 Remember when the stories made you feel stuff? @@3:47 RIP @4:08 Dance fools! @7:37 Perfection 8:22 into the 'become an ambulance' realm @12:25 OH MY GOD THE MURDER GRASS! LET'S GOOOOOOOO!
Well, there it is Amigos: I think we’ve finally found our editor’s physical limit! He was a family man with a steely resolve, three kids and courage under fire. He’s nothing but husk now; shattered to so many smithereens that while we may be able to paste him back together with dollar bills and his favourite glue, he will never be the same again…. BUT….. that Grass Section was totally worth it amirite?
His name’s Dan, Dan the Shattered Man - show him some love down below, won’tcha?
Edit: We've started a Discord Server.... and have no idea what we're doing! We're looking for a little help hitting 100K subs over here and hashing out what we're going to be getting up to while shattered Dan touches some grass. Come kick ass and chew bubblegum: discord.com/invite/yRkz4YjENk
F for Dan
F for Dan
Job Well Done Sir!! i salute you!!
F for Dan. Thank you for your sacrifice. o7
Im in tears lmfao !
great work
Holy shit that last Outlaws scene with the grass, I am dying 🤣🤣🤣
Bro, I'm hollering
The "murder grass" lmfao
I could easily watch several episodes of it!
yoooo lmfao
Me toooooo xDDDD
"If you'd split the budget of Concord across 100 games you'd get 1 worth playing."
Jesus, that's brutal. Imagine making 100 $4,000,000 games and only 1 turns out good 😂
It was the fairest point that has been ever made about concord
The amount of stuff you could get with a concord budget...
tbf, they said 'at least 1'
And yet, that would still be 1 more successful game than Concord.
"None of this is real" ? - Still trying to find something fake here...And I feel we are still far from the bottom.
The purest form of satire is the naked truth.
Perfect comment
This absolutely needs to go viral
The muppets roasting the Game Awards was a real thing. I still cannot believe they allowed it. It was easily the best part of the entire show.
Those first 3 minutes were better than the whole award show. It would be great if the industry was that self aware
This video was what we all deserved.
I think the show was actually pretty good this year usually I'm in the boat of it being bad and it was a nice touch to roast themselves through the muppets but i still wish they'd get rid of them and just have someone actually funny do it
For an Unscripted video this script was phenomenal
How does this channel not have more subs and views? Criminally underrated.
to suggest that cyberpunk had no story is... absolutely insane. probably the most dense and emotional story of any game I have played but hey. that's me.
Yeah, wtf
Mass effect trilogy & TLOU 😂
This is the real game awards. Thank you for speaking for us gamers.
Finally the real awards that makes sense.
GG on the grass scene fam. Loved it!
Finally, the video I’ve been waiting for all year. Thank you so much for this awesome content!!! Keep it up!
not even a week into January we already have an instant 2025 TH-cam classic
"i eat shit like you for breakfast"
"you eat shit for breakfast?"
😂
Alter ich werd nicht mehr.
Happy Gilmore reference was the last thing i expected to see here 😂
@@thedarkderp2520 unexpected but quite welcome
You've outdone yourself with this one! Pure gold!
Bwahahaha!! 🤣 Damn! If Star Wars Outlaws actually HAD those dialogues i would buy it and play it non-stop in a heartbeat!! 🤪
Like Asmon said when reacting to your 2023 video "This has no right to be this good!". Well done once again sir!
The editing was beyond perfect, great job clipping in the band and Todd etc. a real trip for sure!
This channel is criminally underrated
God... That last outlaw section with Arnold Troopers was GOLD!! 😂😂
Unscripted my dude. This is just yet another example how important your videos are to help the gaming world recover, even as it has nosedived for near 10 years now.,
That last bit with Star Wars Outlaws was perfection 💀💀 I lost it 😂😂
"You eat sh¡t for breakfast?"🤣
amazing job as always. that outlaws scene was hilarious. kudos
thanks for uploading this, missed it live
The jazz band clipped in and out. The T Howard flashes. Some kind of new epileptic art form you’re assembling, all these videos. Truly wondrous stuff. Hysterical, terrifying.
Brilliant vid as always! You're the hero we all need and don't deserve.
If this becomes a yearly thing that is done, I'm so here for it. Miles more fun and interesting than TGA and top notch voice work. Glitch of the Year has become my favorite awards show at this point, no contest. Reminds me of old Devolver presentations, which I miss dearly. You guys keep it up, this stuff is peak!
The REAL game awards. I love your work. Please continue helping us laugh through the pain.
😂 Bro, you deserve WAY more subs. Hilarious as always 🙏
Retired Arnold almost made me poop my pants over here, omg. Thank you, Dan, you marvelous broken man you
The grass scene with Outlaws was gold xD It was more entertaining than the entire games dialogue
Man, your videos are getting better and funnier XD...
I wouldn´t be surprised if The game awards called you to roast them next show.
They are cowards, they'd never do it :(
I need full release of "White Folks" - LOVE IT
Dude you guys just keep getting better, and better and BETTER! I love it so much!
"you play games because games are part of your identity" 🤮🤮🤮
this video made the 2024 worthwhile! 🥳
amazing like always
This should be shared with every dev/publisher you know😅
Wonderfully crafted! A+! Happy new year buddy and thanks for the laughs!
The, “murder grass,” was so funny I shat myself! Thank you.
As always , great work 😎
Todd "the seagul" Howard always bringing the A game
Happy new year everyone ! And thanks for this beautifuly absurd montage :D
Love this! Thanks for the content. Keep up the amazing work you do!
Starting 2025 with a banger! What a perfect start!
join me in the parking to congratulate space marine
omg that starwars Arnold bit was fantastic! I wouldn't mind a Vid of just that to show my friends lol
"None of this is real"
"Why is Phil Spencer here? XBOX hasnt won an award here for the last 10 years".
Oooffff
12:53 i need a Murder Grass t-shirt!
It’s a blessed day when one of these drops. So strong. Todd Howard open made my week. Thank you!!
dude this is brilliant. well done
"You eat shit for breakfast ?"
an old Happy Gilmore reference.
Wiggle wiggle my dizzle is my fav snoop catchphrase.
whenever people talk about the game awards in a serious context I always have to send them an unscripted video and a crowbcat video. you guys are doing god's work
This is awesome! Thank you!
When the stuff you make feels so real you have to actually state out loud it is not so people won't get confused 😂
That roast would be the first draft script NGL.
"If it bleeds, we can kill it" 🤣
Is Time like this I'm glad that I saw it through Asmon this was the best subscription I have ever made dude your videos are hilarious 🤣
happy new year.
For real though, guys. The parking lot tonight at 9 o'clock. For the Emperor!
The only thing that looks older than Todd is the Creation Engine
This was so good, well done.
I wait for these every year!!1 (my first video watched on YT ever)
Todd Howard is a glitch, a very tiny glitch but extremely sore
Thanks Dan the shattered. Hope 2025 is kind to you and your family 💓!!!
This was legitimately fucking genius.
Playing the King's Row main title during the Star wars segment is both a clever way to avoid copyright claims, and also a funny burn to just bow blatantly John Williams copied it lol
Is it just me or is this hell of a concept for a real show? Geoff trying to do an upbeat show while being beakseated by some muppets? I would watch the adverts on that show…
Indeed - love seeing my boys!
If you can't afford to pay for internet and console storage expansion. You can't afford to partake in the hobby of gaming anymore. For some reason, we've had over a decade now of games continuously being released unfinished, and it's your responsibility to be able to pay hundreds and hundreds of extra dollars in order to make up for the developer's failures. No other job besides game development is it ok to constantly release broken products, make the consumer pay for your mistakes, keep your job, get paid for it, and go to award shows every year to be rewarded for your mistakes. Unfortunately, I can't help but notice that half the blame is on the gaming community for lacking the discipline to vote with their wallets. If they did, things wouldn't be this bad for so long. It's not like there wasn't decades where games weren't released until they worked properly.
That Snoop Dogg song need to go viral 😆😆
New Unscripted video I immediately watch and like.
I remember Inquisition... what a piece of shit game it was. How far we've fallen indeed that that garbage is remembered as GOOD game!
It somehow got better in recent years. I didn't finish it back in the day because Witcher 3 was so much better that I didn't want to look at it again. It didn't seem so bad when I finally tried it again 2 years ago, when compared to some of the slop that comes out these days.
@@Kasper0822 that exactly the point.
It's because it's not bad, just a little bloated. There's something to be said about the story being locked in the dlcs, but now you can get the goty edition for 5$, and it's totally worth the price
In reality, Waldorf and Statler mildly roasted TGA.
Here, they straight up did a live cremation.
12:41 "You eat shit for breakfast?"
LMFAO
That sounds like Jerma though, interesting xD
So...The stage looks like Scientology this year
One of 2024's best rejects escaped to 2025.
You guys forgot to change Swen's speech
Your editor's suffering was well worth it, my man! I needed that laugh.
Hehe, so basically they did not have to change Sven's message but just paraphrased it a bit :D.
The gaming industry is a joke, and I'm glad that there isn't anything worth playing anymore. I went out and found better hobbies.
The award show we deserve for our wonderful AAA industry.
Thanks for the discovery of Yarin Primak ! "Flex" is dope !
Brilliant! 🎉
LEGEND
Unscripted
imho this is the best video of 2025!
I didn't watch the gala live, so thanks for the recap. Good show.
another masterpiece
@1:42 Remember when the stories made you feel stuff?
@@3:47 RIP
@4:08 Dance fools!
@7:37 Perfection
8:22 into the 'become an ambulance' realm
@12:25 OH MY GOD THE MURDER GRASS! LET'S GOOOOOOOO!
I really do like these videos. Cheers
I clicked and I am only 1 second into the video, and I am already regretting it.
Fucking take my soul brothers.
you deserve many millions of subs
Pure Art
6:49 this so good i forgot this was about the glitch of the year 😂
10:37 to 12:47 Absolute cinema!