If you wanna see the penis with bat wings, we put it up on Patreon because everyone else seems to have a 'problem' with a penis with bat wings. It's always bullet with butterfly wings and never penis with bat wings.
I understand they need time to produce the music. but the wait is so hard 😂 they've had so many bangers recently (the poopin gin the tub song from Horsez, everything in this game, daddys wants to ride the bus from Fernbus....) my 2025 spotify wrapped is going to be all sbassbear lol
God I wish these games were co-op so Dan could work for his psycho boss Arin. Arin: DAN KICK ELVIS OUT OF THE STORE!!! Dan: All right, stop yelling at me 😢.
I hope they continue this. I am so ready for long-plays of supermarket sim and gas station sim. Also, pretty sure his alcohol shelves were in the inventory in the circle tool menu.
I love that..."Where do I buy alcohol shelves?!" after staring right at a picture of an "Alcohol" shelf with the word "Shelves" right on the picture. Classic.
I like to imagine that in the Gas Station Sim universe, Arin’s just a guy walking around talking to himself (to Dan which is a figment of his imagination, like a devil on the shoulder thing). Just looking insane to his customers but they have no choice because he’s the only gas station for miles around.
honestly it's what got this game a lot of attention. Channels like Lets Game It Out sparked a big interest in this game because of how funny it was to break the mechanics, that's why in the tutorial it tells you that if the cars get too mixed up (or if you ruin it yourself) they'll fix themselves after 60 seconds since its a really fun glitch but it literally broke the game before since the cars would be stuck until you brushed them unstuck
man this was already a killer episode with arin controlling the screen like he's the guy talking, general old Arinisms and frustrations, Danny's hot riffs, SHOO ELVIS- And then he literally broomed a car out of the line at the end. im dead.
Arin trying to clean up the warehouse while pumping gas, ringing up customers, and refilling the station's gas tank had me losing my mind. I was yelling at the screen, "close the station, and then you can restock the shelves, refill the tank, and mess around with the warehouse without worrying about customers.
Literally yelling at my screen, "OPEN THE F***ING BACKPACK ARIN!!" Classic rushing everything and not paying attention to the BRIGHT FLASHING RED MARKERS that show what youre supposed to be doing.
"I don't have $500?!?" Yes, because you spent it on two alcohol shelves.🙃 I hope they play this again and figure out where to find the shelves he purchased.
"I don't need to catch my breath, I'm makin money here!" Arin says, while panicking and forgetting how to place shelves like he learned how to do maybe 30 minutes ago, max.
Arin's pointlessly frantic movement reminds me of the evasive maneuvers you'd use in intentionally-overpaced shooters like Unreal and Quake back in the day.
Nah, gas and snacks/drinks take time to deliver. The shelves are immediately available. They're just in Arin's backpack. Placing shelves was like one of the first things Arin did in the game, and he already forgot how to do it.
In case you play again the stands will be in your backpack. When you buy products the green circle means they are a good price and red circle means they are a bad peice so for more profit just buy stuff with green circles. You can turn off the grafitti and people stealing from you in the settings ifyou want. Make sure when you fix the bus stop you arefully stocked with products.
I ran short on time and skipped to the end thinking, "hmm, maybe they have a good laugh at the end of the episode..." And boy did they deliver. I'm dying from the freakout and the sweeping of the convertible.
I really hope one of the animators makes a short where Arin is running around, screaming about not knowing where the shelves are, while having them strapped to his back.
The plot of this game is basically UHF, only instead of Wierd Al running a TV station owned by Uncle Harvey with a gambling debt to Big Louie, you are running a Gas Station with the help of your uncle (but also owe money to a criminal organization.)
I was doing just fine with this playing in the background while I worked, and then Arin had to go and buy the toilet/bathroom. And then I sat and cry-laughed for several minutes at the Grumps' exchange over cleaning it. "Whose is it?" "Mine!" 10/10
I'm struggling to imagine anything scarier than insane Southern Arin rushing out of a gas station in the dead of night, in the middle of a gas station, pushing his face against my car window, and hollering at me for not coming in and buying anything.
Ok I watch you guys for years. But this episode made me cry so hard at the ending. I love this. It made my day so much better. Thank you. Now I'm going to find tissues before I blind myself from my own tears.
I (resident chilean lovely) just learnt that the cerveza cristal ad is not only chilean, but HOLY SHIT LucasFilms actually SUED the chilean tv channel that aired the movie with the spliced in ads. This makes it 10x funnier.
The best part is that it’s not like it’s delivered somewhere obscure it’s literally just in his inventory. He just has to open the backpack in his tool wheel but he refuses to look anywhere other than where he has already looked. He then wasted money buying a second shelf and then complained about not having enough money for more gas.
well yeah when you remove all responsibility, consequences, and all the negative aspects can be ignored it's way better. Power Wash Simulator is really relaxing, if I actually went out and power washed something I'd have to worry about potentially damaging what I'm cleaning, I'd get covered in water, and I'd be standing outside dealing with the heat/cold. Playing the videogame for it I can sit in the same place for 2 hours if I wanted full power blasting the same spot and 0 consequences would happen
I can only imagine the amount of dropped items and shattered products Arin has handled in his life with the way he takes turns at 200mph. He fully rammed that haybale into that light and then was getting angry that it got stuck even though it got stuck because he's fully sprinting and throwing the camera around like he's trying to hit flicks in an FPS. Honestly shocked that Dan didn't get motion sickness from watching Arin play like that
The only thing I'm looking forward to more than Sbass Bear making another track from Dan and Arin singing during this game is Neal Pazzini using audio from this playthrough and that of the grocery store simulator to make animations of a stressed out Arin angrily yelling at his customers while Dan just casually watches and laughs.
I think my new favorite genre of Game Grumps video is Arin slowly losing his mind playing a business sim while Dan just vibes next to him on the couch.
13:43 I believe what Dan is thinking of, or at least the most famous example at least, is Cadillac Ranch outside of Amarillo, Texas, where it's an art installation of a bunch of old model junked Caddy's half buried in the dirt just off the highway. Dunno what it is with Texas and weird roadside attractions. Anyone remember the fake Prada "store" in Marfa?
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If you wanna see the penis with bat wings, we put it up on Patreon because everyone else seems to have a 'problem' with a penis with bat wings.
It's always bullet with butterfly wings and never penis with bat wings.
That's a sentence I never thought I'd read
Relatable, Justice for the penis with bat wings!!
Are the batwings made from foreskin? Could be the issue.
Penis with Bat Wings from Arin's favorite double album of all time, Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness by Smashing Pumpkins.
I have no issue with it ❤
arin sweeping the car away at the end had me DYING
I literally started choking 😂
"FUCKING GO!" this is a peak moment right here hahah
Fuckin same, bro
"Hey, it's Josh. Welcome back to Le-... uh, did anyone else feel that?"
I died 🤣☠️ they can't stop now with this new found power!!!!
Between the Gas Station and the Supermarket I am fully ready for a full Grumps based simulated economy.
payment is kisses! but only from your dad. or spiders
Simulator kiiiissss?
Actually same tho
an entire city where every business is run by a overly stressed out, panicked Arin with Dan following calmly behind him
Last episode Dan mentioned power washing the station, and I immediately imagined the greater Game Grumps Simulated Universe.
Arin: "WHERE'S MY ALCOHOL SHELVES?!"
Me: "IN YOUR BACKPACK, ARIN, PLEASE OPEN IT" lmao I hope he finds them
If we boost your comment, he just might remember 😂
I was screaming this at my screen since he bought them LMAOO
@@paisen759 no same, it was like the most frustrating episode of Dora lmaooo
now that he's discovered the power of the push broom, there's no reason to ever engage with this game "correctly" again...
why are the shelves inside the backpack wtfff
Thanks to SbassBear, nothing gets me more excited then when Arin and Dan start seriously riffing lyrics to the game music.
I hope "Liftin' Dirt" becomes a sequel to "Forklift Simulator". Also, "Stains (Mostly Mine)" is going to be a banger, I know it.
i already need to send Mostly Mine to my bf.
I understand they need time to produce the music. but the wait is so hard 😂 they've had so many bangers recently (the poopin gin the tub song from Horsez, everything in this game, daddys wants to ride the bus from Fernbus....)
my 2025 spotify wrapped is going to be all sbassbear lol
Legit my thoughts. I need some dirt music from this episode
I’m still waiting for them to drop “shit in the tub”
“How do I order music?” Well maybe if you hadn’t yelled at Ghost Elvis!!
God I wish these games were co-op so Dan could work for his psycho boss Arin.
Arin: DAN KICK ELVIS OUT OF THE STORE!!!
Dan: All right, stop yelling at me 😢.
"Take it easy, Arin."
Just waiting for them to attempt Supermarket Together
Arin's superhuman stress-induced rage giving him broom-based telekinesis at the end was a goddamn cherry on the cake of a phenomenal episode
"Broom-based Telekinesis" sounds like a scientific paper written by a witch. Like, a scientist that's also a real witch.
he was so done he was able to quite literal sweep the customers away XD
I hope they continue this. I am so ready for long-plays of supermarket sim and gas station sim. Also, pretty sure his alcohol shelves were in the inventory in the circle tool menu.
Yeah, they're in his backpack xD
I paused this episode to watch the Cerveza Cristal commercials. I was not disappointed. 10/10
27:00 😂😂😂
YT has announced they're going to start cramming unskippable ads into videos the same way.
@@adfdasdfadfadsfareaeas long as it’s cervesa cristal I’m not complaining
@@adfdasdfadfadsfareae “the same way”
I think you didn’t watch the cerveza crystal Star Wars video
Agreed so funny 😂😂
Him walking past the (clearly) wide open warehouse door multiple times, after insisting both doors were closed, is classic Arin. 😂
I love that..."Where do I buy alcohol shelves?!" after staring right at a picture of an "Alcohol" shelf with the word "Shelves" right on the picture. Classic.
I like to imagine that in the Gas Station Sim universe, Arin’s just a guy walking around talking to himself (to Dan which is a figment of his imagination, like a devil on the shoulder thing).
Just looking insane to his customers but they have no choice because he’s the only gas station for miles around.
DEAR LORD ARIN JUST SWEEPING A CAR TILL IT LIKE ROLLS OVER SENT ME! WTFF 😂😂😂😂😂
If you get the broom under vehicles the right way you can straight up fling them, bloody hilarious
@@Trygyl @digitalgamer457 Theres and achievement for it too lmao
This was not the ending I expected and I am over the moon, much like the cars he started sweeping.
honestly it's what got this game a lot of attention. Channels like Lets Game It Out sparked a big interest in this game because of how funny it was to break the mechanics, that's why in the tutorial it tells you that if the cars get too mixed up (or if you ruin it yourself) they'll fix themselves after 60 seconds since its a really fun glitch but it literally broke the game before since the cars would be stuck until you brushed them unstuck
*til
I love imaging Dan and arin as Co workers in the back ground of the NPCs lives that are truly chaos
Beautiful mental image there
And perfect material for game grumps animated.
30:27
That moment when you're looking for something, can't find it, and it's right in front of you. xD
"ITS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU"
man this was already a killer episode with arin controlling the screen like he's the guy talking, general old Arinisms and frustrations, Danny's hot riffs, SHOO ELVIS- And then he literally broomed a car out of the line at the end. im dead.
Arin's uncle (and his uncle's cigar) wasn't super lit until his uncle's trademarked bassline played whilst his uncle relit his already lit cigar.
Dan laughing and yelling at Arin at the end, "ARIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!" had me in stitches !🤣🤣🤣 Too freaking funny!
I want 100+ episodes of this game especially after Arin figuring out you would roll the customers with his broom
ah yes, Kenny with the striped suit and .44 Magnum revolver that killed the Mailman from Fallout: Old Las Vegas
Hope this playthrough doesn’t lead to any Fallout between us… fallout: new vegas
My favourite character! 'Ding-a-ling buddy'!
Matthew Perry 💔
"What in the dang heck?"
He was trying to usurp his boss, Señor Apartment!
I'm from Chile and Arin explaining CERVEZA CRISTAL made my day
El sentimiento de sentirme orgulloso es una huea super rara xD
Es cierto lo que dijo?
@@Howufsí es cierto jajajaja
Watching this is constantly wanting to scream "Arin! Pay attention!"
That’s why you don’t watch. Just leave it in the background till something hilarious comes up like “Yelvis”
the amount of fun arin is having is absolutely infectious. we need more management game!!
Arin trying to clean up the warehouse while pumping gas, ringing up customers, and refilling the station's gas tank had me losing my mind. I was yelling at the screen, "close the station, and then you can restock the shelves, refill the tank, and mess around with the warehouse without worrying about customers.
Literally yelling at my screen, "OPEN THE F***ING BACKPACK ARIN!!" Classic rushing everything and not paying attention to the BRIGHT FLASHING RED MARKERS that show what youre supposed to be doing.
"I don't have $500?!?" Yes, because you spent it on two alcohol shelves.🙃 I hope they play this again and figure out where to find the shelves he purchased.
ahhh yes. in some ways we've never changed since 10 years ago. Good ol arin.
You love to see it though.
Like for real, it feels like they never pay attention to what they read.
"I don't need to catch my breath, I'm makin money here!" Arin says, while panicking and forgetting how to place shelves like he learned how to do maybe 30 minutes ago, max.
Of course arin never close the station to be able to do some stuff without stressing about clients, gotta work 168h a week!
I'd love to see a supercut of every time Arin yells at customers in a sim game.
I’d kiss to that!
i could barely breathe from laughter there at the end when arin used the broom to push one of the cars around
Arin's pointlessly frantic movement reminds me of the evasive maneuvers you'd use in intentionally-overpaced shooters like Unreal and Quake back in the day.
Or the half life speed runs where the camera is moved in circles!
Arin’s refusal (or rather ignorance of) closing the gas station to do maintenance is peak
Nah, it's refusal. Dan suggested multiple times to close shop and Arin argued that he can't make money that way.
Arin: *reads OUT LOUD that deliveries aren’t instant*
Also Arin: WHERE TF ARE MY SHELVES (directly after ordering)
Nah, gas and snacks/drinks take time to deliver. The shelves are immediately available. They're just in Arin's backpack. Placing shelves was like one of the first things Arin did in the game, and he already forgot how to do it.
12:49 listening to arin just talking to himself with a slight southern accent is so funny
In case you play again the stands will be in your backpack. When you buy products the green circle means they are a good price and red circle means they are a bad peice so for more profit just buy stuff with green circles. You can turn off the grafitti and people stealing from you in the settings ifyou want. Make sure when you fix the bus stop you arefully stocked with products.
I usually wait until the prices are at their lowest before buying.
28:41 "WHAT'S IN THE BOOOOOOX"
*Cerveza Crystal!*
I think a gas station where the attendants pump your gas AND sing for you could be big
They pump gas, serenade for tips, and kiss dads for free.
God I’m so glad this is a series.
I ran short on time and skipped to the end thinking, "hmm, maybe they have a good laugh at the end of the episode..."
And boy did they deliver. I'm dying from the freakout and the sweeping of the convertible.
That ending, sweeping the car away had me in actual tears. Thank you so much. I need laughter like that in my life.
ah yes. Arin "Self Tilt" Hanson strikes again. lmao these moments are hilarious
More like "shelf tilt" :D
I really hope one of the animators makes a short where Arin is running around, screaming about not knowing where the shelves are, while having them strapped to his back.
"I DON'T NEED TO CATCH MY BREATH!" -the most oxygen-deprived business proprietor you have ever seen
i was so hoping they'd find out about launching cars with the broom like jerma did, and the thumbnail told me everything needed to know
The plot of this game is basically UHF, only instead of Wierd Al running a TV station owned by Uncle Harvey with a gambling debt to Big Louie, you are running a Gas Station with the help of your uncle (but also owe money to a criminal organization.)
When Arin started flipping the car over and over, i lost it. Lmao 😂
DON'T YOU DARE STOP THE PLAYTHROUGH OF THIS GAME! 😡😭
that ending killed me- i haven't laughed that hard in a while, the gradual descent into madness was beautiful
The alcohol stand is in the backpack on the tool wheel, I think.
Also _PLEASE MAKE MORE I LOVE THIS_
I was doing just fine with this playing in the background while I worked, and then Arin had to go and buy the toilet/bathroom. And then I sat and cry-laughed for several minutes at the Grumps' exchange over cleaning it. "Whose is it?" "Mine!" 10/10
I would love it if you guys played this as a long play series! Watching Arin's descent into madness is always a blast!
That's not Elvis, that's Yellvis!
YOU AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A HOUND DOG
They need to make this a long series.
for real!
please dan's need for long series sunday
I love how Arin is able to stress out over one of the chillest games I've ever played ^^
It's now my habit to immediately check the description and hashtags of Game Grumps videos to see what little hidden jokes there are lol
They have some bangers
oh ya censoreddong makes sense now
I'm struggling to imagine anything scarier than insane Southern Arin rushing out of a gas station in the dead of night, in the middle of a gas station, pushing his face against my car window, and hollering at me for not coming in and buying anything.
The music really makes a huge difference, good thing they put music over the silence
“Your father wanted you to have this” 🎶CERVEZA CRISTAL🎶 28:00
Arin under the uv: Why am I blue? What does blue mean?
Dan: *horrified*
Arin: What does blue mean!?
Dan: *Shakes head, disgusted*
Okay I am loving this series please continue, sweeping the car away at the end made me LOL
Hope we get more Dennis this episode. That was hilarious 🤣
Ok I watch you guys for years. But this episode made me cry so hard at the ending. I love this. It made my day so much better. Thank you. Now I'm going to find tissues before I blind myself from my own tears.
Oh I really hope they continue this one. I’m also invested at this point
I (resident chilean lovely) just learnt that the cerveza cristal ad is not only chilean, but HOLY SHIT LucasFilms actually SUED the chilean tv channel that aired the movie with the spliced in ads. This makes it 10x funnier.
"Deliveries arent instant" Arin: WHERE IS MY SHELF?!
33:15 shoo Elvis 43:15 shoo car
43:13 is an instant classic of a moment
Arin smacking customers with broom: pretty fuckin smart
Arin shoo'ing away the cars full of honking customers: FUCKING GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!
Nothing like watching Arin have a breakdown. They could easily google where the shelves get delivered lol
The best part is that it’s not like it’s delivered somewhere obscure it’s literally just in his inventory. He just has to open the backpack in his tool wheel but he refuses to look anywhere other than where he has already looked. He then wasted money buying a second shelf and then complained about not having enough money for more gas.
The even better part, is he's literally already placed shelves and forgotten how to do it.
This video just increasingly got funnier and funnier, the ending was the cherry on top 😂 laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe
It’s weird how even the most mundane jobs/tasks can be legit satisfying, and even enjoyable, as video games 🤔
well yeah when you remove all responsibility, consequences, and all the negative aspects can be ignored it's way better. Power Wash Simulator is really relaxing, if I actually went out and power washed something I'd have to worry about potentially damaging what I'm cleaning, I'd get covered in water, and I'd be standing outside dealing with the heat/cold. Playing the videogame for it I can sit in the same place for 2 hours if I wanted full power blasting the same spot and 0 consequences would happen
I can only imagine the amount of dropped items and shattered products Arin has handled in his life with the way he takes turns at 200mph. He fully rammed that haybale into that light and then was getting angry that it got stuck even though it got stuck because he's fully sprinting and throwing the camera around like he's trying to hit flicks in an FPS. Honestly shocked that Dan didn't get motion sickness from watching Arin play like that
Boy howdy i sure do love glame glumps
um, actually, it's spelled grame grumps
@@gods-2nd-silliest-goose wrong it’s grum gramps
I was so happy when Arin found the broom. Part 3 is gonna be great, lol.
Oh god, the broom thing got me, hah! We need more of this, guys.
11:53
Game: Heres a gift “No strings attached”
Also game: proceeds to explain how there’s strings attached
I did *not* expect this fucking ending. Holy shit, this is the most powerful broom in the universe.
What a fun ride. The last bit of arin flipping the car yelling "get outta here!" Had me in tears laughing 😂😂
It's BENNY from Fallout: New Vegas, not Kenny.
In case anyone was wondering what the hell the title means lmao
Lol, I thought they were referencing Uncle Ken from Far Harbor til I watched the episode
😂 bro look at the title i think they saw your comment 😂
I love how Arin is playing the game but Dan is the one paying attention to everything
We've gotta get our favorite boys Darnell and Arnold down in the sewers in this game!
Gas Stations, Supermarkets, internet cafés? This is grump city right there
You've got [NEW MAIL] X129
43:20 at this moment Arin truely became Mr Wilson
Ah, that sweet, sweet Simulator Grumps chaos! (Also, when Dan sang the phrase "over easy," I heard "ovaries E.")
Arin: can’t see quest marker telling him to fill Jerry can
Also Arin: spots tiny cup on the ground.
Who else was shouting at their screen when Arin ordered alcohol instead of soft drinks and never checked his inventory for the alcohol shelf?
Nothing beats when Arin violently screams at customers while vigorously shaking the mouse! Hilarious every damn time and in any game he plays! 😂
This is why Arin has never had a job.
The only thing I'm looking forward to more than Sbass Bear making another track from Dan and Arin singing during this game is Neal Pazzini using audio from this playthrough and that of the grocery store simulator to make animations of a stressed out Arin angrily yelling at his customers while Dan just casually watches and laughs.
Yea boi more gas station sim!
4:07 "There's just no room for charity in this world" It's bill or be billed 📃
Pls SbassBear make a remix of the singing in this series
I'm literally crying at arin sweeping the car over 😂😂😂
Fresh Grumps? Hooray! (Claps thighs together in glee)
Omg the way I weeeezed at Arin shooing the car with the broom! I'm dead 💀
Omfg that finale
I think my new favorite genre of Game Grumps video is Arin slowly losing his mind playing a business sim while Dan just vibes next to him on the couch.
13:43 I believe what Dan is thinking of, or at least the most famous example at least, is Cadillac Ranch outside of Amarillo, Texas, where it's an art installation of a bunch of old model junked Caddy's half buried in the dirt just off the highway.
Dunno what it is with Texas and weird roadside attractions. Anyone remember the fake Prada "store" in Marfa?
Edit: Never mind, he just mentions it in the video afterwards.
this is the most i've laughed in a WHILE. PLEASE keep playing this game
Did the uncle start giving help stating that it’s what family is for, only to scam the nephew into a forced loan for a handful of snacks and sodas?
The end was absolutely golden. Almost spat my coffee out XD