I'm pretty serious about this video editing thing lol Got some stuff coming before the year ends. I'm getting together a team to start 2023 strong. Hit me up. email: ddrink9895@gmail.com linktr.ee/KurosaiHentai ☀ Patreon: www.patreon.com/Kurosai ☀ Twitter: twitter.com/KurosaiSenpai ☀ Discord: discord.gg/kurosai
I talked to you about this video in the discord server while you were making it, and I still wasn’t prepared for everything in it. Blew my expectations away.
they couldn't find 1 anime scene of the coke being snorted, but whilst you look at netflix's series and you've a million whole movies filled with scenes. id love to see an anime that includes drugs, anime would be an amazing medium to explore that avenue, something akin to breaking bad but in the style of anime? c'mon that's gold
I’m always curious what part of kurosai’s brain comes up with this then I just assume it’s the lack of sleep plus unhealthy amounts of cocaine and energy drinks while editing
You're always a great source of humor, social commentary and anime recommendations. Kudos my friend, you're a true modern artist, making real modern art.
Let’s say that you are going to try to hide in your room. The ‘Secret Room’ that you used to hide in, in the ‘Old’ world. The fact that you are going to retreat here has already been ‘decided’. Because it is ‘destiny’! ‘Destiny’ is brought on by certainty, not by chance! After a full revolution of time, a ‘New World’ appeared! Destiny will repeat itself! When a human meets another human, it is due to ‘gravity’! It happens because it was fated to be that way! And now, humanity has experienced the future, and has now arrived at this world! For example, 5 years from now, what could happen? Everyone knows what will happen, now. During the ‘Accelerated Time’, they experienced when every accident, every illness, when their life would end... They already experienced it before arriving here. What kind of child will one bear, and what kind of person will that child become? Who will one love, and hate? When will war occur, and when will the world change? When will one meet another... and when will they separate? Who will commit crimes and who will invent, create works of beauty? The spirit, not the mind or body, has already experienced and memorized those facts! And that is ‘Happiness’! Not just for one person, but everyone will be able to face their ‘destiny’! Ones who are able to ‘face’ this are the ones who will be ‘happy’! You might think that knowing the ill fortunes of the future is ‘despair’, but... It’s the opposite! Even if you knew you were going to die tomorrow, it is that ‘Resolution’ that makes one happy! Humanity will change! This is what I strived for! This is Made in Heaven!
The part "I killed another girl with a chainsaw" right into Blissful Death from Nier Automata OST almost gave me whiplash. Then the "Do not blame me for your misogyny" line sealed the deal. Incredible
Makima would literally be Light's natural enemy. Because even if he kills her, a random Japanese citizen would take her place. He'd have to kill her hundreds of millions of times.
I cannot describe how much I LOVE everything about this video. I always come back to watch it again from time to time and it gets better and better every time! Thank you!!
0:43 the Japanese version Monster Hunter footage, which I completely missed on my first watchthrough, is top tier culture. Kurosai's videos have so much detail and rewatch value it's insane
Like, 4 months ago, I remember watching the OG clip from Disney's Princess & the Frog and how the main villain was actually just top-tier all the way through, even at the end. Then, seeing the guy who did the Underbase meme taking that clip in question and making it the current hot meme template..... *brings a tear to my eyes over how far we've come.*
This anime mega mashup crossover goes super perfectly well together, and there’s so many anime, shows, movies, and music videos I recognize, like Death Note, Hunter X Hunter, Mob Psycho, Jujutsu Kaisen, Boondocks, Call Of The Night, My Senpai Is Annoying, Persona, Invincible, Is The Order A Rabbit, Joker, and Hotline Bling!😄🤩😎👌
@@SleepyHumannn Different strokes for different folks, even though they are deviant, probably disgusting and likely unhinged. Accept whatever evil and perversity you have inside yourself, make peace with it. Only then can you live with it, or conquer it and rise above to be a better man.
I'm pretty serious about this video editing thing lol
Got some stuff coming before the year ends.
I'm getting together a team to start 2023 strong.
Hit me up.
email: ddrink9895@gmail.com
linktr.ee/KurosaiHentai
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☀ Twitter: twitter.com/KurosaiSenpai
☀ Discord: discord.gg/kurosai
Your videos are hilarious 😂 I'm laughing, crying.
I talked to you about this video in the discord server while you were making it, and I still wasn’t prepared for everything in it. Blew my expectations away.
hey bro is ok to be using part of your video on youtube of coarse i'll credit to you as the owner
Why did you change the name of the video?
The original name was something about how money changes people
Wait hold on Kurosai ur telling me I get to work with u????????????OFMLSFJOWEIJFLJFOIWJLWFJWFJ YES
"I'm a bitch in the board room, a boar in the bedroom, and a bear on the toilet" is low-key the hardest line I think I've ever heard
I think the actual quote is "a bore in the bedroom"
I guess in this case, a bear does not shit in the woods.
@@gatfatf perhaps
@@gatfatf can you guys not read the subs? Every line refers to her as beastly animal! You guys clearly can't handle her!
@@enzofranchi2152 the actual line is bore apparently
After all this time Nanami is still giving financial advice at that coffee place, this is what is called worldbuilding.
The Wall Street Senpai strikes again
I love that detail so much lol
I'm amazed that Kuro got Matthew McConaughey to make a cameo
Great cameo
"What gives you so much energy? ... *G R A T I T U D E* "
Proceeds to take all the Cocaine in the world.
_I love m e d i t a t i o n_
I love *CALM AND PEACE*
I love massacre.
they couldn't find 1 anime scene of the coke being snorted, but whilst you look at netflix's series and you've a million whole movies filled with scenes. id love to see an anime that includes drugs, anime would be an amazing medium to explore that avenue, something akin to breaking bad but in the style of anime? c'mon that's gold
He took it all so we wouldn't have to.
A *hero*
Light and Makima's conversation at the beginning was pretty much in character for both of them.
Frfr
I’m always curious what part of kurosai’s brain comes up with this then I just assume it’s the lack of sleep plus unhealthy amounts of cocaine and energy drinks while editing
Gratitude
There is no such thing as an unhealthy amount of cocaine
Anime
It's called Gratitude boi!
@Diavolo Jaegar Prison time does wonders for the sphincter muscles
Ayanakoji's slight smile at the women are tools statement 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I just finished classroom of the elite today and after seeing this I can't stop laughing now! 😂
@@jamaljamshaid144 is the second season over already? i wasn't following
@@_JoeVer Yes it ended about a month ago. At least for the dub.
@@_JoeVer yup it had 13 episodes!
LMAOOOO, quite in character
DO NOT BLAME ME FOR YOUR MISOGYNY LIGHT YAGAMI
Lol
😂 1:34
lost my shit then 😂😂😂😂😂
the humour? on point. the transitions? godly. the video? another masterpiece
Hotel? Trivago
POV: Your mind when you're up 50% the past month on your investments but in reality you're down 30% year to date
Yup
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You're always a great source of humor, social commentary and anime recommendations. Kudos my friend, you're a true modern artist, making real modern art.
All of Makima’s dialogue was incredibly accurate
2:15 gave me whiplash LMFAO
Fr haha
Lol
This man really just condensed hustle culture into a 2:23 vid. Well done. Now I see why Andrew Tate's been so quiet.
I hear the Romanian government entered this into evidence for his upcoming trial. It's gonna be lit.
Love how nanami has just stayed with the Matthew McConaughey‘s voice haha
I can tell light and makima would be a MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN*
In Hell* fixed that for ya
Let’s say that you are going to try to hide in your room. The ‘Secret Room’ that you used to hide in, in the ‘Old’ world. The fact that you are going to retreat here has already been ‘decided’. Because it is ‘destiny’! ‘Destiny’ is brought on by certainty, not by chance! After a full revolution of time, a ‘New World’ appeared! Destiny will repeat itself! When a human meets another human, it is due to ‘gravity’! It happens because it was fated to be that way! And now, humanity has experienced the future, and has now arrived at this world! For example, 5 years from now, what could happen? Everyone knows what will happen, now. During the ‘Accelerated Time’, they experienced when every accident, every illness, when their life would end... They already experienced it before arriving here. What kind of child will one bear, and what kind of person will that child become? Who will one love, and hate? When will war occur, and when will the world change? When will one meet another... and when will they separate? Who will commit crimes and who will invent, create works of beauty? The spirit, not the mind or body, has already experienced and memorized those facts! And that is ‘Happiness’! Not just for one person, but everyone will be able to face their ‘destiny’! Ones who are able to ‘face’ this are the ones who will be ‘happy’! You might think that knowing the ill fortunes of the future is ‘despair’, but... It’s the opposite! Even if you knew you were going to die tomorrow, it is that ‘Resolution’ that makes one happy! Humanity will change! This is what I strived for! This is Made in Heaven!
@@user-sj9gz7pr3l
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HOW MUCH ATTENTION DO YOU PAY IN PHYSICS CLASS??? 🤤
@@Noru.nakagami33 chill dawg it’s a reference to a manga lmao
@@Noru.nakagami33 chill dawg it’s a reference to a manga lmao
kurosai's mind is truly an enigma
it's called being built different
@@Kurosai thats what we callin schizophrenia these days?
@@Kurosai umm cyberpunk edgerunners vid when???
Nanami was killing me. good shit as always Kuro.
The part "I killed another girl with a chainsaw" right into Blissful Death from Nier Automata OST almost gave me whiplash. Then the "Do not blame me for your misogyny" line sealed the deal. Incredible
1:15 "I invented air so every time you breath you owe me 10 cents" dayumm
this man is too good. someone give him a raise!! IN LIFE!!!
1:41 ayanokoji's smile omg 😂
Makima would literally be Light's natural enemy. Because even if he kills her, a random Japanese citizen would take her place. He'd have to kill her hundreds of millions of times.
Pretty sure the deathnote wouldnt work on her considering she isnt even human
Aki knew Nanami was about to work Denji like his 9 to 5, real homie for pulling him out
"DO NOT BLAME ME FOR YOUR MISOGNY, LIGHT YAGAMI"
Pochita....FUCK HAD ME IN TEARS WITH MY SIDE HURTING, holy f*ck that broke my ankles.
What a mix.
For some reason, Patrick Batemans voice actually works surprisingly perfect for light
As a man of the chair 1:06 is comedy gold
HE KEEPS GETTING BETTER. Kurasai's basically a power fantasy anime protagonist at this point.
I cannot describe how much I LOVE everything about this video. I always come back to watch it again from time to time and it gets better and better every time! Thank you!!
Just when I think kurosai can’t put out more bangers he does
nah ayanokoji smiling at women being used as tools is funny asf bro lmaoo 🤣🤣
1:50 I love you in giving me a blast from the past in Pokémon while also giving financial advice all at the same time
I'm forever glad I found this channel, Holy shit dude
So romantic 😳
0:52 seem legit.
Loved the callback to the Sigma stare at 2:04
Damn it, Adachi DID steal my money
Moral of the story more money make you a menace.
The image of Ayanokoji when he said women were tools had me cracking up
1:41 he SMILED lmaoooooooo
Well, that was a perfectly normal monogatari scene as far as i can tell
American Psycho 100 is my favorite anime
Denji just be chilling in these scenes. And look at Pochita
another wonderful edit from Kurosai
“Do not blame me for your misogyny, Light Yagami” 🔥🔥🔥 what a legendary bar
Ayanokoji: “did someone say tools?”
this one is a banger, imma put it on repeat for the next hour, if you dont mind.
0:43 the Japanese version Monster Hunter footage, which I completely missed on my first watchthrough, is top tier culture. Kurosai's videos have so much detail and rewatch value it's insane
this feels like it belongs in the boundary bridge series, it so good
everything is tied together
How fucking long has Nanami been giving financial advice 🤣
Fuckin banger osts being used here. Appreciate ya for usin Pokemon Colosseum on a regular basis, Kuro
The amount of hilarious storytelling in this video (as well as anime recommendations) are so awesome 😆 Great job on another masterpiece 👏🏿💯
Imma need more of that ending sequence
You know the dub over Power’s voice sounds like something she’d *actually* say
Im glad the expanded universe is being expanded with the continuation of their talks
you have no idea
Dude u got their Characters spot on
This video was heat as always
I love how all of these are in character
This vid is honestly one of my favorites
Like, 4 months ago, I remember watching the OG clip from Disney's Princess & the Frog and how the main villain was actually just top-tier all the way through, even at the end.
Then, seeing the guy who did the Underbase meme taking that clip in question and making it the current hot meme template..... *brings a tear to my eyes over how far we've come.*
My favorite most crazy youtube channel ever! You do a great job at it :)
The edits are godtier bro ..😳😳
This is so good
this was great. The keying was spot on. The lip synching. OH the lip synching.
2:15 I spat out my coffee there
Loved it all, recognized instantly the Captain Sinbad bits XD
another banger. you, sir, are an editing god.
I try
Had to pause and take a laugh break on that "Gratitude" too much energy
First video I have ever seen of yours, I'm not English so I don't understand All but this shit is one of the funniest things I've ever witnessed.
Another banger vid from the goat
"i think women are tools to bge used" *pans to ayanokoji*
The ending was so smooth... couldn't watch it just once.
this is one of the best videos on the internet
You had me at Wolf of Wall Street
Lmao, pochita saying "do not blame me for your misogyny, light yagami" is something
This anime mega mashup crossover goes super perfectly well together, and there’s so many anime, shows, movies, and music videos I recognize, like Death Note, Hunter X Hunter, Mob Psycho, Jujutsu Kaisen, Boondocks, Call Of The Night, My Senpai Is Annoying, Persona, Invincible, Is The Order A Rabbit, Joker, and Hotline Bling!😄🤩😎👌
Plot twist: Makima is a Futanari.
would be great
@@LANSl0t don't think so 💀
Probably.
@@SleepyHumannn Different strokes for different folks, even though they are deviant, probably disgusting and likely unhinged. Accept whatever evil and perversity you have inside yourself, make peace with it. Only then can you live with it, or conquer it and rise above to be a better man.
Now how about I say we enjoy the plot? 😏
I love this channel
i have never seen anyone else ever use the most important meal of the day. good memes, keep it coming
Your videos are so much chaos and I love them 🤣🤣
my favorite was the random monster hunter shot on the monitor nice touch
0:42 To anyone curious what game that was from Wotakoi anime part, it's Monster Hunter Generations Ultimate for the Nintendo Switch.
Yo the Super Crooks OP with Promiscuous Girl playing instead is a VIBE 😫👌👌👌
Glad to see super crooks’s dynamic movement represented in a kurosai vid, it has so much comedic potential
Bro that’s ayanokyoji insert had me fucking dying. You’re the goat fr
Damn, all I can say, it's a great video
You wanna explain to me what you’re doing here brought me back in time
A board in the bedroom?... As in she's gonna lie still and stiff like a board?💀
..... meh, I can work with that. *Cracks neck.*
Thats not what she said.
The Main Man Nanamin threatening Denji is the highlight of this video.
So much free knowledge in this short n sweet video. Thanks for the tips Kurosai.
this made me feel better thank you kurosai
Kurosai unlocked his third eye long ago now he gettin that cheddar
The transition from Mob to Call of the Night and then to chainsaw man was the trippiest experience I’ve had on TH-cam.
LMFAO This is amazing editing
1:33 Funniest shit I've ever heard
I laughter earing the joke, then I understand where the audio came from and laughter louder
Really appreciate the Captain Sinbad audio clips
your humor reminds me a lot of demolition D. And you have the editing skills to make it hit even harder.
1:40- “People have called me a misogynist, I’m not. I just simply think women are tools to be used”
Ayanoukoji:😏
scenes of Nanamin-sensei dropping financial wisdom gives me life.
Loving the Kurosai cinematic universe