Honestly, it seems more like it should be F**k a grifindor marry a hufflepuff because griffindors are more likely to take action but hufflepufs are loyal
I love the little detail that Orcchidius is an actual spell in Harry Potter and does essentially the same thing. They actually read the books, very nice.
Couldn't Voldemort just use magic to change his appearance. I mean people in the series use magic for stupid things all the time. I am sure that making a potion or spell that permanently changes your appearance would be child's play for someone like Voldemort. But then again James was a pretty big dick about it. He didn't even apologize for it.
Dude, they can't even use magic to make food. Magic in the *Harry Potter* series is really only useful for two things: one is deadly combat, and the other is juvenile pranks.
From what I know, there are no spells that affect the nose (in visual apperance I mean, all Mucus ad Nausem affects is the sinuses.), let alone for a permanent period of time. While the Polyjuice potion alters appearance, it doesn't add features to yours, but temporarily disguises you as someone else (depending on who's hair you put in it) for about an hour. But ironicly, magic is the cause for Voldemort's appearance: his face and skin was corrupted and warped due to the extenvise use of black magic over fifty years, and seperating his soul into seven horcruxes. (Incase you don't know what a horcrux is, it's an item bound with a fraction of the owner's soul, which separated in the ritual of sacrifice. Permanent death is impossible for the one bound to the horcrux, unless the horcrux or horcruxes are destroyed prior, and they are killed after. For example: Back in the 1950's when he was just a child and went by Tom Riddle, he murdered Myrtle Warren as she cried in the girls bathroom. Upon murdering her, his soul chipped off a piece which he bound to his diary, the book becoming his first horcrux, and Myrtle haunting the bathroom for decades after.) And in James' defence, he was comically oblivious to Voldemort, and he was a deer fucking a deer.
The second skit is honestly so true since most of the students might have been that way since they might have gotten a couple things wrong in the school
No, you see, he was a deer fucking a deer. And then again, the second deer was a person that wanted to fuck a deer as well. When in Rome, lil' buddy... when in Rome...
"Who gets a C- in Quidditch!?" Lmao idk but for some reason that always makes me laugh. I'd give anything to actually be able to play Quidditch. Like they do in the movies/books. That'd be pretty fucking rad! :)
-ahaaaaaaa wingardium leviooosaaaaaaaaaah -stop it Ron staaahp -ahaaa wingardium leviosaaaaaauuuhhh -stop it eh.... mm hmm! -Ron Weasley?.....it's leviosAAAAAAUUUUUUUUH -AAAAAUH leviosAAAAAAUUUUH
@@anonymousgaslighter345 12 years in Azkaban it takes a while for one’s mind to restore its sanity. This guy was one of the Order of the Phoenix founders after all.
Hogwarts student:Argh! Ah! A little help?! Me:Let me guess, you tried to say up to make your broom go up but it hit in your balls because you were on the broom? That's very painful.
'He's angry enough to kill that guy's baby!'
Nearly kill his baby
The secret origin story of the origin story
Too bad he fucks that up!
why the fuck is there 1.9k likes yet *5 replies?*
Lol
"Peter you fuck rats, right?" "Ew, noo!" " i mean when you are a rat" "ohh, ye of course" craing from lafther
Where's that money you owe me, Malfoy?
"Uh...Potter you, fool."
Lmao idk why but that's always my favorite line
It's mine too 😂
Same, haha
2:01
it's so funny
Same
Maybe Voldemort has a flat face because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station!
Leon Bonner lol
LMFAO!!!
Leon Bonner there must not of been a wesly shouting 9 and 3 quters this way
Leon Bonner burn
lol
"But I'm a deer f**n a deer."
Why do i find this sentence so retardly funny?
Peter you f*ck rats don't you?
Epic Milk
Ewww No!
I mean when you are a rat!
Oh yeah of corse :)
i'm dying...
Gentlemen are we gonna bone or what?
The line delivery is brilliant :)
Jonathan S. Kent PROFESSOR MCGONAGALL
"professor mcgonagall?"
Me: *dead*
yep
+John Smith Does anyone remember that Mcgonagall was a cat animagus? Me? Okay.
+John Smith i was like - gross no way he will fuck her now
Should have been Harry's mom, it was HER animagus, after all...would have made for a funny "how I met your mother" story.
Oh Deer, that sketch was Fu*king howling
You know what they say
"F**k a Hufflepuff and marry a griffindor."
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sagar Giri I'm a Hufflepuff
@@hunterwilder9665 always a Bridesmaid never a bride
Honestly, it seems more like it should be F**k a grifindor marry a hufflepuff because griffindors are more likely to take action but hufflepufs are loyal
I love how enthusiastic Ron and Hermione are when Snape insults Harry at 1:29 😂😂😂
Oh shit, the part with the deer! XD
Haha, I know right :D! Gets me everytime!
CHRISPLAYER 95 that's beastiality
Parapon3ra Are you greek
CHRISPLAYER 95 what do you mean when in rome
CHRISPLAYER 95
Dude! You nailed it!
Get outta here and win at life... WHILE YOU DROWN IN POONTANG!!!!
Lmao!
David Bossio "If he's drowning in poontang, sign me up for life guard duty" 😂
@@crazyforcoffee5950 Professor Mcgonnigal?!
I love how they sorta got James's character accurate, I mean he was never that bad, but it's close enough for robot chicken.
Are you serious? James was a bully. He ceaselessly tormented Severus.
@@GeorgeMonet oh yes! Poor dear sevy pooh was such an angel! How dare Potter bully him? Only sevy darling gets to bully others!
@@GeorgeMonet to be fair, Severus also bullied James. They really hated each other
@@GeorgeMonet poor Snape, it's not like he did the same to an entire generation of kids
The deer fucking part? Lol
"While you DROWN IN PONN-TANG!"
"If im gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poon-tang"
Owen you fool!
Isn't "p'onn-tang" what Vulcans call it?
Owen Hale What is ponn tang
pussy...
I love the little detail that Orcchidius is an actual spell in Harry Potter and does essentially the same thing. They actually read the books, very nice.
professor McGonagall?!
Gabriela Rangel 😭😂😂😂😂
Ya wrinkly bitch!
3:13
Best conversation ever 😂😂😂
Liar!
@@bb_arcadia5752 stfu
1:40 they took Ron's terrible painful death really well
The way he says James what the hell are you doing just gets me every time
I can confirm, at 2:18 that is how High School works
"Peter you fuck rats don't you?"
"Ew... no!"
"I mean when you're a rat."
"Oh yeah of course..."
That got me...😂😂
The deer fucking part, just masterful.
You can tell the writers actually read the books not just watched the movies
The Deer, the Nose, and the Harry you fool got me! XD
2:26 I guess since every other Hogwarts Students Died, Harry is once More, THE BOY WHO LIVED!
This should have had "Harry Potter and the professor that broke bad". That as one of the best Harry Potter skits.
3:22 "What a twist!"
“This isn’t shrooms! It’s bestiality!”
“No, bestiality would be if I were human f*cking a deer!”
"but I'm a deer f****n a deer. Now, if you'll excuse me"
i dislike Because you have a gacha life Pfp
@@MelonBoi814 that's reasonable
This is inaccurate Sirius would be all for this
“drowning in poontang” has me crying 😂😭😭
He was found dead 3 months later with Ginereva Weasley and Cho Chang as the primary suspects
0:53
Neville: "ORC UH, ORC UH," (mentally prepares for an orc)
Spell hand: (MONKEY)
Also Neville: not what i was expecting, but still unpleasant.
Voldemort was like Squidward when he was beautiful but SpongeBob made him ugly again lol
_Everyone in unison_
Professor mcgonagall??!!!
"HER-MY-ONE" 😂💀
2:49 I laughed so hard xD
" he looks angry enough to kill that guys baby!:
why Mcgonagall was a deer?
😂
I love this videos
Because she is the transfiguration professor.
The Deer bit is 1 of my all-time fav Robot Chicken sketches
That deer scene had me in tears.....haha WTF!
Couldn't Voldemort just use magic to change his appearance. I mean people in the series use magic for stupid things all the time. I am sure that making a potion or spell that permanently changes your appearance would be child's play for someone like Voldemort. But then again James was a pretty big dick about it. He didn't even apologize for it.
Dude, they can't even use magic to make food. Magic in the *Harry Potter* series is really only useful for two things: one is deadly combat, and the other is juvenile pranks.
From what I know, there are no spells that affect the nose (in visual apperance I mean, all Mucus ad Nausem affects is the sinuses.), let alone for a permanent period of time. While the Polyjuice potion alters appearance, it doesn't add features to yours, but temporarily disguises you as someone else (depending on who's hair you put in it) for about an hour. But ironicly, magic is the cause for Voldemort's appearance: his face and skin was corrupted and warped due to the extenvise use of black magic over fifty years, and seperating his soul into seven horcruxes. (Incase you don't know what a horcrux is, it's an item bound with a fraction of the owner's soul, which separated in the ritual of sacrifice. Permanent death is impossible for the one bound to the horcrux, unless the horcrux or horcruxes are destroyed prior, and they are killed after. For example: Back in the 1950's when he was just a child and went by Tom Riddle, he murdered Myrtle Warren as she cried in the girls bathroom. Upon murdering her, his soul chipped off a piece which he bound to his diary, the book becoming his first horcrux, and Myrtle haunting the bathroom for decades after.)
And in James' defence, he was comically oblivious to Voldemort, and he was a deer fucking a deer.
Derek Foletta Luna did use that one spell to fix Harry's after Malfoy punched him start of Sixth Year.
Derek Foletta A
M'aiq The Liar didn't you see what happened to ron
2:46 It's so funny it hurts.
DROWN IN POONTANG!!!
😂
What's poontang?
U forgot the puberty clip
+Sarah Wright Barry-Whitus, Candle-lightus, Girl-Excitus! XD
+chef12005 pedophilia repellus!
I would of loved to see the reaction of all the Harry Potter cast watching this..
The second skit is honestly so true since most of the students might have been that way since they might have gotten a couple things wrong in the school
I lost it at that F*cking beastiality shit. XD
No, you see, he was a deer fucking a deer. And then again, the second deer was a person that wanted to fuck a deer as well. When in Rome, lil' buddy... when in Rome...
Now that stuff is confusing.
Rome had some crazy shit....
"Harry, you fool." HAHAHAHAAH Killed me.
Best insult in history LMFAOO 0:06
now we see the real reason Voldemort hates harry potter at 26 seconds
Nothing is too good for James Potter!
No one:
Snape: POTTER YOU FOOL!
"Potter you fool"....... Hilarious🤣🤣🤣
I love how over the top Robot Chicken is🤣
Whoever came up with the animagus sketch was a genius
"Get outta here and win at life While you DROWN IN POON TANG" you is the greatest thing I've heard 😂
“You know when in Rome” 💀😂💀
"What do you mean when in rome??"
"if he's drowning in poon tang, sign me up for lifeguard duty!"
fucking hell, my ribs dear god!
"Go out there and win at life, while you're *DROWNING IN POON-TANG!*"
3:45 2 years of online college hits me hard rn
DROWN IN POONTANG
laughing my fucking head off
The beginning is what always had me dead as a kid just trying not to laugh hard
Is anyone else noticing the similarities between Voldemort walking down the street & Ava Adore by Smashing Pumpkins?
3:28 It would've been nice if we had something like this when I was graduating from high school
LOL
Potter: *does nothing*
Snape: I'm about to end this nerd's whole career
3:24 that caught me off guard 💀
"We dont start till you insult harry" lmfao
0:56 that sound like an Italian swear, almost.
2:27 Girls mind: NOWS OUR CHANCE TO GET HARRA
I really like the details the show put in designing Snape including the wrinkles.
Harry potter you nailed get outta here and win at life and DROOWN IN PUUTANG!
“Her-my-won hung herself.”
😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Professor McGonagall can't shape shift into a deer, she turns into a cat. Even though she did that in one book.
You're ruining the joke.
The Harry Potter in public school sketch is the most Twitter Gen Z thing I have ever seen
1:28 Well, when you do literally the same thing in every single movie, it's kinda hard not to be
"Ahhhhhh..... Potter you fool" xD
Mcgonagall in this kills me.
"Who gets a C- in Quidditch!?" Lmao idk but for some reason that always makes me laugh. I'd give anything to actually be able to play Quidditch. Like they do in the movies/books. That'd be pretty fucking rad! :)
-ahaaaaaaa wingardium leviooosaaaaaaaaaah
-stop it Ron staaahp
-ahaaa wingardium leviosaaaaaauuuhhh
-stop it eh.... mm hmm!
-Ron Weasley?.....it's leviosAAAAAAUUUUUUUUH
-AAAAAUH leviosAAAAAAUUUUH
cool you have hears too
They were playing the New Orleans Saints theme when Voldemort got his nose. wtf haha
Best parody I seen ever!
"Potter you fool" professor snape 2016
“PROFESSOR MCGONAGALL!?!?!”
Me: (Cringing, laughing and screaming at the same time)
That hat bit FUNNIEST THING BY FAR.
They should do Robot Chicken Harry Potter with Voldemort aka Tom Marvello Riddle telling the tale.
Like they did with Emperor Palpatine for Star Wars? That would be awesome!
“Uhhh... Potter you fool”
The best ones ever,I could watch an entire episode
Who gets a C- in Quidditch?
Dallin Whiting Neville Longbottom?
Here's what I see two years of online college then LIVING AT HOME UNTIL YOUR THIRTIES!!!! 🤣😂
He's angry enough to kill that guys baby
😂🤣
1:43 trypophobia alert! lol
Her my one granger. Wut ?
It's her username I think. Hermi1granger
eric northman because it spelled "Hermione" so Herm I One
DriceYT Yeah exactly
Her mi one kenobi
The deer part is 100% the best part
2:15 Ilvermorny be like:
It's the American Wizarding school by the way.
Uuuh, potter you fool?
I love this show
You know you've really got a problem when Sirius is the voice of reason.
Sirius is reasonable in two of the three books he was in
@@anonymousgaslighter345 12 years in Azkaban it takes a while for one’s mind to restore its sanity. This guy was one of the Order of the Phoenix founders after all.
The sorting hat at the end is my favorite.
I just realized that one of the reasons for Hermione's suicide was Ron's death :(
Can we get the clip where Voldemort gets shot by Harry?
Hogwarts student:Argh! Ah! A little help?!
Me:Let me guess, you tried to say up to make your broom go up but it hit in your balls because you were on the broom?
That's very painful.
I see Voldemort went with the Uncle Fester look with the nose job.
My everything hurts from this... One more round, please!
2:14 they actually used hotwheels for that scene lmfao I'm dead
No one driving the cars lol
That bit with the animals, lol
The hermione killing herself bit hurt, like... A lot.
Human Experiment lol