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no shit (pun intended), I saw a product last week that was a poop flinger- a big slingshot that flings the freshly bagged poop away from you to an undisclosed location. Imagine being in the park on a picnic and a bag of dog shit lands on (or near) you. Somebody will need a trip to the hospital to get a poop slinger surgically removed from their ass.
My fave Claus catchphrases: 1- when hit by arty “whoa-whoa I’m stunned again” 2- spamming gold like a mofo 3- from the (xxx) clan , shout out to u guys 4- like a muppet 5- speaking to yuri.
@@sean5364 His name is Gabriele what did you expect :D Jokes aside very common name in the sunny lovely regions, that said I just came across Claus and because of him I installed the game again, that guy is just hilarious how serious he takes the game or the persona he presents...
I actually feel a little better now that I've joined the folks not spending any more real money on this game until there is some kind of serious effort to fix the bigger errors.
Thats what I used to think, but it just seems the game is going from bad to worse now with no effort to fix the obvious issues for such a long time that I just deleted my account.
Might "Cook or Chief" might be a reference to Under Siege, a Steven Segal movie where he plays a cook on the USS Missouri but is actually a super special forces something something or other.
People think chickens are stupid animals! But if you have them they are very smart animals, they work together doing thing they know their names and come to you when called and more. My chicken come out in the morning and all come to the back door. We let them come into the house, they have never shit in the house and they get along with our dogs great. The hens all come in say hi and work their way out to the garage and go lay their eggs in boxes I made for them and then when done they go out front and hang out.
C'mon, the Pz IV obviously poked the corner to fire at the CC-1 who was still alive in C5 as he was the more easily penetrable target. His gun was still pointing to C5 when he was destroyed. But okay he should have covered the M4 54 whilst withdrawing back into cover. Might of at least made him think twice.
How many of you are now checking post game stats for potential cheaters? Every time I see 3 tanks do 0 dmg I want to check them out. Has Claus made me paranoid?
Yes he has made people paranoid. If u aren't playing on SA server or mostly at night you most likely are never going meet a rigging platoon in your wot play time. That's how uncommon it is. But tinfloil Claus makes it seem like it's the source of all evil 😂
@@WytKat no that it is a logically thinking human being, able to learn from mistakes instead of blaming them on cheaters and higher powers. If this kind of rigging is so common how come Klaus is only uploading replays from other players and not ones of himself meeting one of those platoon. Oh right he can't cause he never met one lol
@@WytKat of course it is happening u can find a boosting site in like 10 seconds. Just like in every game. It is just so rare that it literally doesent affect regular players at all so there is not really much point focusing so much on this issue.
I've got two dogs Claus. They both poop along the fence line in the back yard. I have a half acre lot, so It's a pretty big yard of native grasses(weeds). I don't pick it up, It just fertilizes my weeds and keeps the deer out of my yard and I have never stepped in their poop because it's not only all in the same place, but it's in an out of the way area of the yard that I don't use except when I mow. They also both ring the bell on the back door from the inside and outside and I'm pretty sure they could both beat me at world of tanks.😅
Our animals totally rule us. Love my critters. But I only pick up the dog crap when I'm out in the neighborhood. If she's in the back yard, I might take the shovel out once in a while. She tends not to crap in the traffic areas. Its definitely changed over the generations. My dad was a big "animals outside" guy. "im an EU CC and I ..... " lol With the merging of their media channels, its all about EU now. Granted, they have the biggest audience. But still, I miss my weekend codes/rentals and CMDR-AF.
@ClausKellerman I might have said this before. I had a Collie who would watch me doing DIY around the house etc. When I wasn't watching, he would take one of the tools I was using , so I would have to stop what I was doing and play (which I always did, because I was well trained, obviously!). He also threw toys onto the keyboard when I was at the PC! He was smarter than most people you meet daily too! Of course, I didn't mind when he did these things, his companionship was worth every second of the 'hunt the tool' game 😁 Love the videos as always, thank you for all the great times Claus.
Somehow i am beginning to dislike playing Wot but also beginning to loving Claus his videos more! Life is strange sometimes... Thanks for this fun video Claus, you made my day.
I think the pen on my premium APFDS round on my Challenger 2 on tanks console is like 700mm pen. I pray that the match maker glitches some nights so that I end up in a tier X match so that I can go 279e and Sturmtiger hunting.
Pz IV probably is overwhelmed, has no Situational Awareness, hasn’t looked at the mini map all match and has no clue who alive or dead. Full muppet panic mode, sat in the back the entire match waiting for this 15 seconds of action and then shit the bed.
Wolf/Dog Stories, just great !!! I were laughing nearly the whole Video. Forget WoT. Just listen to CLAUS !!!!! ;-) Shout out to you my friend !!! Grettings from good old Germany.
We have a thru the wall dog door and ours still open the front door. We have to lock it in the winter as we've woken up in the middle of the night with the door wide open and the furnace running. There are tons of tankers who have no clue how to play very well. Many I'm sure never look at the map.
Well good thing that Marty only poops in 10x10 area is you have a small area to re-seed every fall. For sure Marty could do better than majority of WOT Jeff players. Probably more like 75% of them.
The Chief Cook is the most senior steward on a merchant ship. Good show Claus. I pick up my dogs' poop too, I don't like stepping in it as I'm sure others don't like it either.
My cats live outside and never come into the house. Labrador Philipo I used to have lived for 6 months inside as a puppy because it was winter and he wouldn't survive the freezing cold, but from his first spring I built him a dog house and nothing could have stopped him from living outside. Big or small house it was always like prison to him.
For the first guy you didn't mention that Cook had 2 blind shots but they were extremely smart shots! He knew where Grille was, peaked a bit by bit until he got spotted and blinded the spot where he assumed he was spotted from. And he hit both of these!
I watched this 5 times just to realise how he got those shots but it was actually one HE blind shot and not two, but very smart approximation of the girlle's location by him
WOT- Ordinary promotion !!! (Haha 3-8000 Damage),you won't record 1/4 a quarter of what you see here in the game! Don't buy premium or premium tanks !!! it's even so unnecessarily the server determines the damage..determines by the victory and Defeat..min Damage opponent auto Victory/Big Damage opponent auto Defeat..You have a tank of 8 levels and are in a team approximately down and thus assembled from level 10 = Automatically win because you don't have a chance to shoot down Tier 10 = min Damage = victory..If you are on top partitions,Tier 8 Team assembled Tier min 6 = Automatic = Large Damage opponent = Defeat!! Block server..visibility,detection,damage,opponent damage, you can just do what you want: D !! it's wasted money !! In the game you really have more losses than winnings !!ask a question every day these liars give videos here with such success ask yourself what you play and have you ever recorded what you see here? probably not, so it's easy to play when the admin adjusts his game mode on the server and they deceive you here. Also note that they only offer you premium or 10 level tanks, where you have huge losses in the game even during the premium, especially if you use gold-i (premium ammo) !!! , for 1 battle minus up to 8-20,000 caches ... if not more ... hm. In addition, this company violates EU law in the freedom of speech and opinion of others in another language !! Thank you -info : Niltark, KRUHNX and Kronk_24 :D
0:35... My ex wife and ex girlfriend said bigger is NOT better, in tears and grimaces lol. I think that's just chatter, sumn smaller and pleasurable and controlable is best to them, they just won't admit it until u prove it out of em LOL!^^ \O>
I heard a comedian one time (can't remember who) who was talking about aliens watching us. They observe us walking our dogs and then picking up their poop and determining dogs ran the planet. Hahahaha! (Way funnier told from the comedian obviously). Edit: Bill Burr, I think.
The reason why the pz4 wt didnt shoot is simple: He is propably in a wg sponsored training clan. And stating the official forum votes "a regular smog dont know the game before he achieved his 10k battle mark". So T9 is a low tier (cause its not t10) and the only thing he learned till now (and is allowed to learn in his current class "noob") is learning the maps, buy premiumstuff and pushing wasd. When he gets his grille, he is perfectly trained to camp at A0 inside a bush till he gets into the "advanced noob" class where he learns how bushes are working. Wanna now more? join depac..... But showing that e4 was disgusting....premiumammo spamming like a mofo with this gun?!? Only tryhard statpadders do this....
Oh clause, you're so funny. Snap on a t110e4 now thats comedy! Also that gun is far from accurate. Eve at close range it'll miss. It will either dip or go high. Forget sniping, that's impossible with the e4
Some people have more brain farts than others. that's just the way it is 🙄 Well, most of these have only brain farts, that's what hiiiiappened. SHOOOOOT! 😱😱
Clausman, what I’m scratching my head over is WG. These players that suck either cheat or go to a boosting service and they’re treated differently?! If they cheat WG “bans” them. If you pay to get “boosted”, from what I researched, you have to pad your account with gold and credits and give the boosters your WoT ID and password. That’s a clear violation of the game rules. So how come the boosting bastards keep advertising those services?! How come WG doesn’t check their players records for being boosted but does when players are using illegal mods?!
Honestly Claus My dogs don’t give a shit if anyone picks up their shit! That’s the messed up human thing. I walk my dogs in the woods where bears shit. Hence that’s where they shit! Just got the “Merican “TD looks good!! And yes most dogs are smarter than Humans!! The Talking Heads was a great concert! ( 30 years ago lol )
I'm a little jaleous, my dog poops all over the place. Which is perfectly normal, I think. Dogs btw. use their poop to mark their territory, too. Normally, they prefer elevated places for their business. Especially foxes poop on all kind of elevated stuff in the forrest. Check it out!
Maybe the WT auf Pz IV had his map and other pertinent screen indicators turned off by accidently pressing V. I've done that a couple o' times and got frustrated because I didn't know what I did! What a NOOB I was! 🤪
Claus, I'm a dog lover, but living in the country I've never really had to pick up dog poop. We would walk the dogs in an area, and spray the turds with a garden hose every once in a while. That's still a huge step up from some of the old farmers and hunters around here. There are some old timers (first or second generation from the old country, or just crusty full bore American geezers, mostly), if their "prize" hunting dog gets knocked up by a mongrel, they will drown or shoot the puppies. (That's a felony in Ohio now, as it should be.)
The American heavy guns are very, very trolly. One game they're a laser guided sniper rifle dishing 800 damage per shot, the next game you may as well aim at the moon. When they work, they work. Problem is they all have very long reloads and trolly accuracy with sooooooooo many clip/dpm tanks with much better accuracy in the game now, and every one of the American heavy gun TD's gives up almost every other attribute to have those guns.
You clean your dog poop for 2 reasons. If it poops AT your backyard, then it is for your own reasons. You want your backyard to be clean. If you go outside, then you Will be fined If you dont pick it up. People Are behind why you Are salve to Marty, not dogs
I still don't believe dogs "all" came from Wolves, that would mean you would have to keep cross breeding the runts of the litter, time and time again. Me, I think it was space Aliens what done it! :) ref, Talking Heads, missed the first one, old age and memory let me down agin :)
I love your dad and your grandfather. My dad was born in 1908 and he believed cats belonged in the barn to kill rats. If the cats came within 22 rimfire range of the house he would shoot them. We started off with 3-4 cats and ended up with the smart one figuring out his place was in the barn killing and eating rats!
why do you show shitgames from players who spend 72.800 credits just to make themselves a name? Show players who do not spend so much and still able to win a game, without the premium ammo they are nothing!
Im in your dad's category... i DO NOT follow a dog around and pick up shit. That's why my kids didn't have a dog because i knew i would be picking up the shit...
I suspected that wargaming would add bots. It could be that the muppet gameplay is due to that. The low population on the servers caused them to add the bots. IMHO.
If Aliens viewed us from space and saw humans letting the dog outside, feeding the dog and picking up their poop, who would they make first contact with?
Claus , my friend , I apologize for my attacks against you , ill admit you hit a few a nerves , yes I’m a very bad player , but you have to admit that the game is in a downward spiral and its not coming back , I wish you well in life , thanks for the hazing
My former dog. Brandy (the great granddaughter of Rin-Tin-Tin) opened the back door and storm door to let herself out but rang the rear doorbell to come in.
i would be happy to get over 1k damage in tier10 with over 300 pen and 450 averige damage. but most games are over befor they begin. and end in less then 5 min.
There are too many stupid players in the game. WG makes money from these stupid players and therefore does not distinguish them from good players. WG also allows cheats for the same reason.
rng knows exactly who loaded the most premium ammo in the game, everyone will bounce on them, the biggest manipulated game of all games, russians are master in manipulating the whole world
Aussies are amazingly smart, often smarter than owners- not you Claus. We had one in the neighborhood that could open screen doors and let itself in and out. It would then herd all the kids at the playground
Came here to see if I was in one of the videos. I think I am. Is there a music video at 19:41 for the "You can flank if you want to. You can leave your friends behind, but if my team flanks and your team doesn't flank, then you ain't no teammate of mine."?
Whats wierd is that Claus couldnt see the CC-1 Mk 2 that the Pz IV was shooting at...but it was not a smart move to go out in front of an M4 54 to shoot at something else.
When I was a kid and had to clean up the dog turds in the backyard during the winter. I would take my hockey stick out and shoot the turds into the surrounding neighbors yards. 😃
Marty is the Claus Kellerdog. He could be a co-commander.
no shit (pun intended), I saw a product last week that was a poop flinger- a big slingshot that flings the freshly bagged poop away from you to an undisclosed location. Imagine being in the park on a picnic and a bag of dog shit lands on (or near) you. Somebody will need a trip to the hospital to get a poop slinger surgically removed from their ass.
Marty has you well trained Claus...Happy Holidays 🎅 🌲
My fave Claus catchphrases:
1- when hit by arty “whoa-whoa I’m stunned again”
2- spamming gold like a mofo
3- from the (xxx) clan , shout out to u guys
4- like a muppet
5- speaking to yuri.
don't forget "he's got a BIG mother f*cking gun"
Lol.....
Don't forget: GEGNAFAHSEUG AUSGESCHEISSEN!
Let the baby smoke!
You forgot the best one. "My teammate just exploded" "Well teammates explode all the time"
Claus having a excellent hair day as usual!
i am watching him only because of his hair who needs voice if you can see this.
They must pick a safe place to poop, when you are pooping you are an easy target ;)
Marty is telepathic. You just don't know it yet.
Yeah, there is no bell sound in the video
omg game infested with terrible players.
E4 is not accurate, Claus. Quite trollish.
bots
Claus's commentary with battle is like Cognac with the cigar, just perfect.
You chose the most hit or miss alcohol to the common drinker
@@sean5364 His name is Gabriele what did you expect :D Jokes aside very common name in the sunny lovely regions, that said I just came across Claus and because of him I installed the game again, that guy is just hilarious how serious he takes the game or the persona he presents...
I actually feel a little better now that I've joined the folks not spending any more real money on this game until there is some kind of serious effort to fix the bigger errors.
Thats what I used to think, but it just seems the game is going from bad to worse now with no effort to fix the obvious issues for such a long time that I just deleted my account.
With WG ...... don't hold your breath. It seems they would rather run it into the ground rather than fix anything.
@@tbarry4990 : It seems wargaming has decided WoT has reached end of life so they are milking every dollar they can.
Unfortunately, all 4 of you guys seem to be correct. It's a shame to watch wg just drive it into the ground.
So you want to play at the costs of others. Worst character ever.
"Your pixel is showing," sounds like a good t-shirt idea.
Might "Cook or Chief" might be a reference to Under Siege, a Steven Segal movie where he plays a cook on the USS Missouri but is actually a super special forces something something or other.
Classic CK commentary with key insights, strange analogies and laced with colourful metaphors 😂
We have a bell for our dogs.. the cat has figured it out by watching the dogs.
Nice! This is good to know :)
being sick and missing work only means i get to watch Claus' video's early!
Just remember, you good players need the cannon fodder to keep your stats up.
@ 15:04 if you read the standard ammo for that AMX, it's Armor-Piercing Capped Common SEMI AP, semi ap, like the non explosive high explosive lol!!
People think chickens are stupid animals! But if you have them they are very smart animals, they work together doing thing they know their names and come to you when called and more. My chicken come out in the morning and all come to the back door. We let them come into the house, they have never shit in the house and they get along with our dogs great. The hens all come in say hi and work their way out to the garage and go lay their eggs in boxes I made for them and then when done they go out front and hang out.
That AMX is going for a "Safety Dance".
Thanx for sharing a moment in Marty's life 😉. Many thanx Claus.... always a gas.😆😆👍👍
C'mon, the Pz IV obviously poked the corner to fire at the CC-1 who was still alive in C5 as he was the more easily penetrable target. His gun was still pointing to C5 when he was destroyed. But okay he should have covered the M4 54 whilst withdrawing back into cover. Might of at least made him think twice.
We can flank if we want to
We can leave team mates behind
'Cause those noobs don't flank
And if they don't flank
Well, they're no friends of mine
How many of you are now checking post game stats for potential cheaters? Every time I see 3 tanks do 0 dmg I want to check them out. Has Claus made me paranoid?
Yes he has made people paranoid. If u aren't playing on SA server or mostly at night you most likely are never going meet a rigging platoon in your wot play time. That's how uncommon it is. But tinfloil Claus makes it seem like it's the source of all evil 😂
@@noobbody-gf8fh sounds like deflecting from a booster.
Keep it up Claus!
@@WytKat no that it is a logically thinking human being, able to learn from mistakes instead of blaming them on cheaters and higher powers. If this kind of rigging is so common how come Klaus is only uploading replays from other players and not ones of himself meeting one of those platoon. Oh right he can't cause he never met one lol
@@noobbody-gf8fh but you agree it is happening. Keep turning in those replays kids!
@@WytKat of course it is happening u can find a boosting site in like 10 seconds. Just like in every game. It is just so rare that it literally doesent affect regular players at all so there is not really much point focusing so much on this issue.
I've got two dogs Claus. They both poop along the fence line in the back yard. I have a half acre lot, so It's a pretty big yard of native grasses(weeds). I don't pick it up, It just fertilizes my weeds and keeps the deer out of my yard and I have never stepped in their poop because it's not only all in the same place, but it's in an out of the way area of the yard that I don't use except when I mow. They also both ring the bell on the back door from the inside and outside and I'm pretty sure they could both beat me at world of tanks.😅
Claus says that it’s the no BS channel but I think it’s THE BS channel 😂😅,and that’s ok
And I ain’t picking up no dog shit either,hell no
Marty could probably get a stripe on his barrel playing arty.
Our animals totally rule us. Love my critters. But I only pick up the dog crap when I'm out in the neighborhood. If she's in the back yard, I might take the shovel out once in a while. She tends not to crap in the traffic areas. Its definitely changed over the generations. My dad was a big "animals outside" guy.
"im an EU CC and I ..... " lol With the merging of their media channels, its all about EU now. Granted, they have the biggest audience. But still, I miss my weekend codes/rentals and CMDR-AF.
@ClausKellerman I might have said this before.
I had a Collie who would watch me doing DIY around the house etc.
When I wasn't watching, he would take one of the tools I was using , so I would have to stop what I was doing and play (which I always did, because I was well trained, obviously!).
He also threw toys onto the keyboard when I was at the PC!
He was smarter than most people you meet daily too!
Of course, I didn't mind when he did these things, his companionship was worth every second of the 'hunt the tool' game 😁
Love the videos as always, thank you for all the great times Claus.
Somehow i am beginning to dislike playing Wot but also beginning to loving Claus his videos more! Life is strange sometimes... Thanks for this fun video Claus, you made my day.
I think the pen on my premium APFDS round on my Challenger 2 on tanks console is like 700mm pen.
I pray that the match maker glitches some nights so that I end up in a tier X match so that I can go 279e and Sturmtiger hunting.
Pz IV probably is overwhelmed, has no Situational Awareness, hasn’t looked at the mini map all match and has no clue who alive or dead. Full muppet panic mode, sat in the back the entire match waiting for this 15 seconds of action and then shit the bed.
Wolf/Dog Stories, just great !!! I were laughing nearly the whole Video. Forget WoT. Just listen to CLAUS !!!!! ;-) Shout out to you my friend !!! Grettings from good old Germany.
Hey!
Is that AMX M4 54 using aimbot?
I know the replay system is a bit wonky, but...
I come for the Jackson Brown, but I stay for the Safety Dance
23:55 the Wt has a strong pullout game, unlike his daddy
claus with canadian wisky....an one avana puro...and the black cats pet.....fantastic vision
Yes, the do make floor button arrays for dogs. Checkout vidoes of dogs communicating with their owners uswing floor buttons.
We have a thru the wall dog door and ours still open the front door. We have to lock it in the winter as we've woken up in the middle of the night with the door wide open and the furnace running.
There are tons of tankers who have no clue how to play very well. Many I'm sure never look at the map.
Well good thing that Marty only poops in 10x10 area is you have a small area to re-seed every fall. For sure Marty could do better than majority of WOT Jeff players. Probably more like 75% of them.
animals were homeless long ago and didnt like walking in their own junk so they started junking in certain areas
they dont shit where they eat, sleep or play...unlike some humans
Claus losing it...hahaha......there are no other to shoot at
Got to love Claus
Classic, classy, classified, Claus.
The Chief Cook is the most senior steward on a merchant ship. Good show Claus. I pick up my dogs' poop too, I don't like stepping in it as I'm sure others don't like it either.
i do the same, but ironically i'm stepping in some other dogs' crap doing so
My cats live outside and never come into the house. Labrador Philipo I used to have lived for 6 months inside as a puppy because it was winter and he wouldn't survive the freezing cold, but from his first spring I built him a dog house and nothing could have stopped him from living outside. Big or small house it was always like prison to him.
Tanks for the coffee Claus...have an E4, it's like soft cheese, and nothing like that pen. Glad Marty was able to go.
For the first guy you didn't mention that Cook had 2 blind shots but they were extremely smart shots! He knew where Grille was, peaked a bit by bit until he got spotted and blinded the spot where he assumed he was spotted from. And he hit both of these!
I watched this 5 times just to realise how he got those shots but it was actually one HE blind shot and not two, but very smart approximation of the girlle's location by him
@@gpudoctor Ah, for some reason I thought it was 2 :) But yeah, you are right, it's only 1. But still, it's pretty impressive and extremely patient!
Wow… my E4 doesn’t hit or pen a tier 8….
Then u are defently doing something wrong
Talking Heads - Once in a life time.....good choice.....and size not matter...my wife words.... lucky me :)
The Safety Dance. Men without hats. You've been watching that commercial Huh. Lol. Yeah it's been stuck in my head too. ...😎
WOT- Ordinary promotion !!! (Haha 3-8000 Damage),you won't record 1/4 a quarter of what you see here in the game! Don't buy premium or premium tanks !!! it's even so unnecessarily the server determines the damage..determines by the victory and Defeat..min Damage opponent auto Victory/Big Damage opponent auto Defeat..You have a tank of 8 levels and are in a team approximately down and thus assembled from level 10 = Automatically win because you don't have a chance to shoot down Tier 10 = min Damage = victory..If you are on top partitions,Tier 8 Team assembled Tier min 6 = Automatic = Large Damage opponent = Defeat!! Block server..visibility,detection,damage,opponent damage, you can just do what you want: D !! it's wasted money !! In the game you really have more losses than winnings !!ask a question every day these liars give videos here with such success ask yourself what you play and have you ever recorded what you see here? probably not, so it's easy to play when the admin adjusts his game mode on the server and they deceive you here. Also note that they only offer you premium or 10 level tanks, where you have huge losses in the game even during the premium, especially if you use gold-i (premium ammo) !!! , for 1 battle minus up to 8-20,000 caches ... if not more ... hm. In addition, this company violates EU law in the freedom of speech and opinion of others in another language !! Thank you -info : Niltark, KRUHNX and Kronk_24 :D
0:35... My ex wife and ex girlfriend said bigger is NOT better, in tears and grimaces lol. I think that's just chatter, sumn smaller and pleasurable and controlable is best to them, they just won't admit it until u prove it out of em LOL!^^
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I heard a comedian one time (can't remember who) who was talking about aliens watching us. They observe us walking our dogs and then picking up their poop and determining dogs ran the planet. Hahahaha! (Way funnier told from the comedian obviously). Edit: Bill Burr, I think.
The reason why the pz4 wt didnt shoot is simple: He is propably in a wg sponsored training clan. And stating the official forum votes "a regular smog dont know the game before he achieved his 10k battle mark". So T9 is a low tier (cause its not t10) and the only thing he learned till now (and is allowed to learn in his current class "noob") is learning the maps, buy premiumstuff and pushing wasd. When he gets his grille, he is perfectly trained to camp at A0 inside a bush till he gets into the "advanced noob" class where he learns how bushes are working. Wanna now more? join depac.....
But showing that e4 was disgusting....premiumammo spamming like a mofo with this gun?!? Only tryhard statpadders do this....
Oh clause, you're so funny. Snap on a t110e4 now thats comedy! Also that gun is far from accurate. Eve at close range it'll miss. It will either dip or go high. Forget sniping, that's impossible with the e4
Some people have more brain farts than others. that's just the way it is 🙄 Well, most of these have only brain farts, that's what hiiiiappened. SHOOOOOT! 😱😱
Clausman, what I’m scratching my head over is WG. These players that suck either cheat or go to a boosting service and they’re treated differently?! If they cheat WG “bans” them. If you pay to get “boosted”, from what I researched, you have to pad your account with gold and credits and give the boosters your WoT ID and password. That’s a clear violation of the game rules. So how come the boosting bastards keep advertising those services?! How come WG doesn’t check their players records for being boosted but does when players are using illegal mods?!
Honestly Claus My dogs don’t give a shit if anyone picks up their shit! That’s the messed up human thing. I walk my dogs in the woods where bears shit. Hence that’s where they shit! Just got the “Merican “TD looks good!! And yes most dogs are smarter than Humans!! The Talking Heads was a great concert! ( 30 years ago lol )
I'm a little jaleous, my dog poops all over the place. Which is perfectly normal, I think. Dogs btw. use their poop to mark their territory, too. Normally, they prefer elevated places for their business. Especially foxes poop on all kind of elevated stuff in the forrest. Check it out!
Maybe the WT auf Pz IV had his map and other pertinent screen indicators turned off by accidently pressing V. I've done that a couple o' times and got frustrated because I didn't know what I did! What a NOOB I was! 🤪
Claus, I'm a dog lover, but living in the country I've never really had to pick up dog poop. We would walk the dogs in an area, and spray the turds with a garden hose every once in a while. That's still a huge step up from some of the old farmers and hunters around here. There are some old timers (first or second generation from the old country, or just crusty full bore American geezers, mostly), if their "prize" hunting dog gets knocked up by a mongrel, they will drown or shoot the puppies. (That's a felony in Ohio now, as it should be.)
LOVE your rendition of "The Safety Dance" LOL
The American heavy guns are very, very trolly. One game they're a laser guided sniper rifle dishing 800 damage per shot, the next game you may as well aim at the moon. When they work, they work. Problem is they all have very long reloads and trolly accuracy with sooooooooo many clip/dpm tanks with much better accuracy in the game now, and every one of the American heavy gun TD's gives up almost every other attribute to have those guns.
You clean your dog poop for 2 reasons. If it poops AT your backyard, then it is for your own reasons. You want your backyard to be clean. If you go outside, then you Will be fined If you dont pick it up. People Are behind why you Are salve to Marty, not dogs
Whenever I need to hear 40 year old pop culture references I know where to look.... ^5 Men Without Hats and Talking Heads
I still don't believe dogs "all" came from Wolves, that would mean you would have to keep cross breeding the runts of the litter, time and time again. Me, I think it was space Aliens what done it! :)
ref, Talking Heads, missed the first one, old age and memory let me down agin :)
I love your dad and your grandfather. My dad was born in 1908 and he believed cats belonged in the barn to kill rats. If the cats came within 22 rimfire range of the house he would shoot them. We started off with 3-4 cats and ended up with the smart one figuring out his place was in the barn killing and eating rats!
What was the AMX thinking at the end, where would the object come from??? Threw it for no reason, I guess brain fart from the pressure
WG shit show becomes more and more reticulate than ever lately .... I think may be to quit for good WOT.
I only come here for your outstanding perspectives 🤪
You think your dog is comandeering around? Live with cats for a few years and think again 😐
why do you show shitgames from players who spend 72.800 credits just to make themselves a name? Show players who do not spend so much and still able to win a game, without the premium ammo they are nothing!
And who the Hell would recycle used poop bag? It would be like recycling used condoms! That should be the law!!
and you may ask yourself , where is dr. Bolzen ??! Lol great stuff mr. Kellerman like the commentary, keep it up 👍
Im in your dad's category... i DO NOT follow a dog around and pick up shit. That's why my kids didn't have a dog because i knew i would be picking up the shit...
I suspected that wargaming would add bots. It could be that the muppet gameplay is due to that. The low population on the servers caused them to add the bots. IMHO.
Ever wondered why dogs are called man's best friend? Here's a hint, we've had dogs a lot longer than we've had toilet paper.....
My E4 I'm trolled at least 75% of the time by the game. Yes the other 25% it's solid, but is very frustrating to play.
It's not pay to 'win' because wargamming takes care to fix those.... Dah, is balance
If Aliens viewed us from space and saw humans letting the dog outside, feeding the dog and picking up their poop, who would they make first contact with?
I played 21 games yesterday whit progeto 66 i lost 16 same shit today...its like the game is full of bots or 5 year old kids but its ridiculous....
Claus , my friend , I apologize for my attacks against you , ill admit you hit a few a nerves , yes I’m a very bad player , but you have to admit that the game is in a downward spiral and its not coming back , I wish you well in life , thanks for the hazing
16:05 "cause you get in tier 10 battles a lot" comment for T10 tank player, LOL, love you Claus :)
I hate fullgold players. They dont even have to aim just pew pew pew like idiot. I play standard ammo 90% of the time
My former dog. Brandy (the great granddaughter of Rin-Tin-Tin) opened the back door and storm door to let herself out but rang the rear doorbell to come in.
i would be happy to get over 1k damage in tier10 with over 300 pen and 450 averige damage. but most games are over befor they begin. and end in less then 5 min.
There are too many stupid players in the game.
WG makes money from these stupid players and therefore does not distinguish them from good players.
WG also allows cheats for the same reason.
rng knows exactly who loaded the most premium ammo in the game, everyone will bounce on them, the biggest manipulated game of all games, russians are master in manipulating the whole world
lol, love the Talking Heads refs... :) just we "older" knows....
'you get in tier 10 games a lot'.... Claus is it because its a TIER 10 tank !!!!!!
Sounds like Matry's watched too many movies...lol.
Our dog is outside dog. Of course.
But collecting dog shit in garden is better than cleaning kids shoes...
4:01... Yeah, but u have to use premium ammo, otherwise u bounce 3 outta 5 shots, no joke...
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Cook of Chief.... You never heard the saying "cook or chief bottle washer"?
Aussies are amazingly smart, often smarter than owners- not you Claus. We had one in the neighborhood that could open screen doors and let itself in and out. It would then herd all the kids at the playground
Came here to see if I was in one of the videos. I think I am. Is there a music video at 19:41 for the "You can flank if you want to. You can leave your friends behind, but if my team flanks and your team doesn't flank, then you ain't no teammate of mine."?
Whats wierd is that Claus couldnt see the CC-1 Mk 2 that the Pz IV was shooting at...but it was not a smart move to go out in front of an M4 54 to shoot at something else.
Now I have found something else to take up my time, watch your videos, thanks :)
When I was a kid and had to clean up the dog turds in the backyard during the winter. I would take my hockey stick out and shoot the turds into the surrounding neighbors yards. 😃