DB2024 - The Taco Bell "Wedding" in Decentraland

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  • @FoldingIdeas
    @FoldingIdeas 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +266

    I screwed up in the moment, the MC was Kal Penn not Donald Glover

    • @dr6559
      @dr6559 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Dan I’m sad you didn’t include this story in the video. It could be a standalone example on how insane the whole thing is.

    • @jaydenyamada2916
      @jaydenyamada2916 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Please if you are feeling up for it make a small companion video, this is too bizzare to be left in a db highlight. Do like a proper comparison to what ff14 does and show exactly why people do it there. I know dead horse but there is some player psychology there and its neat.

    • @turtle4llama
      @turtle4llama 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      Can't wait for this comment to be cited in the Wikipedia correction notes

    • @RBlue118
      @RBlue118 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      If you have more of these, a bonus features video would be awesome

    • @Narokkurai
      @Narokkurai 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@FoldingIdeas Even more asinine. Love it!

  • @m.streicher8286
    @m.streicher8286 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +692

    This is why Dan is just a better creative than me. ----- I never, ever, would have been able to leave the Taco Bell wedding on The cutting room floor.

    • @Mighty_Atheismo
      @Mighty_Atheismo 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +79

      "Spam click the digital taco bell sauce bouquet" is just too good to keep hidden away from the people

    • @jamesruth100
      @jamesruth100 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      Unfortunately, his choice _does_ mean that we missed out on a potentially gut-bustingly funny timeline: making the Decentraland Taco Bell wedding widespread public knowledge could've-in theory-harmed their stock price. Like, his video went relatively viral, and there are plenty of people who despise NFTs and "metaverse" shit, especially when he released his videos; it's probably not a high chance of happening, but it wouldn't be 0%, either.

    • @vxicepickxv
      @vxicepickxv 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      The trick is to tease it in the main video, but paywall it behind Patreon.

  • @Narokkurai
    @Narokkurai 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +791

    "We paid Childish Gambino fifty thousand dollars to hang out on a zoom call for twenty minutes with a newlywed couple and shill Taco Bell, and then we put it on the walls of a church in a dead mall cyberspace."

    • @sofieselene
      @sofieselene 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +40

      Good deal for Gambino!

    • @robertromaniello785
      @robertromaniello785 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      I. I think reading this made me understand what it's like to be dead.

    • @StevenLudeking
      @StevenLudeking 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      666th Like

    • @Dac85
      @Dac85 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      This is the Blade Runner future we get. No cool cyborg limbs or androids.

    • @budgetcommander4849
      @budgetcommander4849 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@Dac85Turns out, the future isn't Blade Runner, it's DADOES.

  • @the_newt_nest
    @the_newt_nest 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +737

    It's telling how much metaverse speculators don't comprehend video games that they don't understand how an MMO wedding works

    • @claytonandres1194
      @claytonandres1194 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +85

      Or how to order food

    • @malkavcandy
      @malkavcandy 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      god yeah like they wouldn't even have to come up with anything, they could just look at other games and see how it works?? everything they do and talk about makes it seem like they've never seen or engaged with any actual videogames before in their lives

    • @NimbleJack3
      @NimbleJack3 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      @@malkavcandy It starts to make more sense when you remember that fad cash-ins are done as cheaply and quickly as possible to maximise short-term profit before interest finishes dying away. Everything about Decentraland (including the wedding) would have been assembled by people with minimal training and pay using cookie-cutter assets, cutting as many features as they could in order to present something on the shortest timetable possible.

    • @andrewgreenwood9068
      @andrewgreenwood9068 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      The thing is that if they admitted their product was like anything else it would give every investor the ability to easily see how much it would be worth

  • @Newbiespud
    @Newbiespud 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1129

    My favorite part of this segment is that there was NO delay between Graham finishing the question and Dan answering. In fact, judging by the way he put down his glasses and rubbed his eyes *before* Graham finished asking the question, the answer arrived in his head with plenty of time to spare, which just goes to show how perfect an answer it was.

    • @nathanlonghair
      @nathanlonghair 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Ayup - exactly this

    • @Ariamaki
      @Ariamaki 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      You are so right, and also it's good to see you kicking around still! :D

    • @trtx84
      @trtx84 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +58

      He answered it like a man burdened with knowledge excited to have finally found a poor sucker to help him carry the load.

    • @Sugarman96
      @Sugarman96 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      It's like he thought "oh, I'm gonna have a lot to talk about here, I need to prepare myself"

    • @Nilon241
      @Nilon241 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Hey I recognise you, love your Griftlands mod!

  • @annoyance4135
    @annoyance4135 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +282

    i'm FFXIV married to my IRL partner and that digital ring that lets me teleport to them instantly is so much more real and useful than anything described in the decentraland wedding.
    also the cutscene for the in-game wedding in XIV is genuinely really cute to me and i cried the first time i saw it.

    • @verenabecker2724
      @verenabecker2724 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

      Okay, that's really dang cute and I love that it makes you so happy to have had that. Genuinely made me smile.

    • @Zolthux
      @Zolthux 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      Same. I have screenshots/vids of my Ceremonies of Eternal Bonding, and the ring is dope
      Plus I use the Tuxedo pants in one of my glamour

    • @miramosa7768
      @miramosa7768 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      FFXIV has done work on their wedding stuff, and it is absolutely adorable. They really understand how meaningful online communities are.

    • @devinphillips9704
      @devinphillips9704 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      Your digital ring is still more useful than anything in decentraland even without the teleport function :)

    • @annoyance4135
      @annoyance4135 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      @@Zolthux I also do and we also had the afterparty at my partner's house that I decorated to look like a Rainforest Cafe restaurant.

  • @Feasco
    @Feasco 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +90

    Im at the wedding chapel
    im at the taco bell
    i'm at the combination wedding chapel taco bell

    • @TheCambo31
      @TheCambo31 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Fire in the disco! Fire in the...Taco Bell!

  • @surpriseandterror9698
    @surpriseandterror9698 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +598

    I was partially expecting about rarified spaces from the video essay to come up where Dan postulates: "can a Taco Bell chapel in the Metaverse contain divinity enough to allow for holy matrimony?"

    • @thomasblazek4104
      @thomasblazek4104 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      *reified :)

    • @tbotalpha8133
      @tbotalpha8133 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@thomasblazek4104 Rareified works too.

    • @spiffywoahitsspiffy
      @spiffywoahitsspiffy 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

      @@thomasblazek4104it's actually refried, for the beans

    • @woagnya
      @woagnya 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Rarity, for the pony

  • @SenshiSunPower
    @SenshiSunPower 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +347

    For folks wondering, the cantina is in Las Vegas.

    • @campbellolney9753
      @campbellolney9753 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +68

      I had to think for a second because I assumed they mentioned this in the video, but no, I just figured it out because "yeah, where else would it be"

    • @Vsmit00
      @Vsmit00 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      There are also 2 in Los Angeles.

    • @DamionDamaske
      @DamionDamaske 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Can confirm the LA location, there's one in Hollywood I've been to multiple times.
      But idk if it has events though.

    • @arturoaguilar6002
      @arturoaguilar6002 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Unsurprising. Love it!

    • @pr0v0cative4pple
      @pr0v0cative4pple 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Oh I didn't have to wonder

  • @InnuendoStudios
    @InnuendoStudios 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +212

    there is a whole Who's On First routine you could do about the Jewish Taco Bell Wedding
    "what time do we do the circle dance?"
    "¡ahora!"
    "yes, a hora, but what time??"

  • @TotalCowage
    @TotalCowage 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +299

    Ultima Online was doing in game weddings in 1998; I was performing them as staff for players in 2014; but as always, it doesn't exist until TechBros reinvent it all with added Capitalism, baby!

    • @snr0n
      @snr0n 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      Yep, and they were happening in MUDs long before UO as well!

  • @KSignalEingang
    @KSignalEingang 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +457

    I like to imagine that Dan has a closet in his house that's packed with nothing but identical copies of that sweatshirt.

    • @digitaldeathsquid3448
      @digitaldeathsquid3448 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +45

      I'm imagining it like Tom Scott's wardrobe of identical red shirts, grey hoodies and blue jeans

    • @Tilia-es3kb
      @Tilia-es3kb 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      Reminds me of Hades and his 50 identical red cloak he stores in his room (in the game by supergiant)

    • @GenesisAkaG
      @GenesisAkaG 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      @@digitaldeathsquid3448 On clips of the lateral podcast you can see him sporting some different attire now, which was quite shocking at first

    • @TheKeksmuzh
      @TheKeksmuzh 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      The idea of Dan having, not “fuck you” money, but “cartoon character wardrobe” money is heartwarming.

  • @Eli_Guy
    @Eli_Guy 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +227

    I would so love to see more of that side content like Hbomb's Illuminati side video, where its just "hey here's all that side stuff I wanted to get in the main vid but couldnt"

  • @Moroklumpen
    @Moroklumpen 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +335

    This is just the perfect stack of "wait, it gets stupider". Beautiful.

  • @joelreedy7949
    @joelreedy7949 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +197

    Missed opportunity on "live más"el tov.

    • @KSignalEingang
      @KSignalEingang 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

      God *dammit*.
      I might convert to Judaism and get married at a Taco Bell just so I can steal this joke.

    • @henryglennon3864
      @henryglennon3864 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Boooooo!!!
      You also have my eternal admiration.

    • @drudeger
      @drudeger 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      but is taco bell kosher?

  • @EnsignGeneric
    @EnsignGeneric 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    The background music being the villain's track from the vaporwave-themed expansion to Splatoon 2 is the perfect cherry on top of this story

  • @embyrr922
    @embyrr922 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +92

    Watching Graham take continuous psychic damage from this story was the highlight of my evening.

  • @trtx84
    @trtx84 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +66

    "For menos or for más" killed me. I am dead.

  • @WonderGamer101
    @WonderGamer101 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +142

    it's amazing how this one single thing encapsulates almost every single issue about decentraland that dan brought up in his video.
    like, you have shit like:
    - really weak and pathetic brand activation
    - the overly poetic definition of "hosting a wedding" when it's just not that at all
    - a celebrity showing up in the metaverse, which should be a big deal for the people that follow that celebrity, but it's really more of a blip of something, especially when compared to with other bigger and more note-worthy events
    - not only that, but the celebrity not even being *in* decentraland itself, they were just vaguely and loosely involved, most likely in a pre-recorded thing
    - the in-"engine" tech being glitchy, weird, bad, and broken beyond belief
    - the fact that it can't be a one-and-done event, that it has to keep looping these zoom weddings every 20 minutes to maintain advertising like with the pedigree adoptable dogs, effectively making this once-in-a-lifetime celebration rendered...kinda moot
    - the fact that they didn't even *bother* hosting the event in decentraland, because they know that decentraland fucking sucks at doing anything and are embarrassed to do anything with it, so they used outside programs and tools like zoom and a link that leads you away from decentraland (even though taco bell didn't even hyperlink their shit oh my god what the fuck man)
    - the insincerity of it all, the fact that they can't even make the """"wedding"""" feel """"""""""real""""""""""" and had to rig this non-existent contest so that these influencers can make like. three headlines
    truly, decentraland is the gift that keeps on giving

    • @DiabeetusPrime
      @DiabeetusPrime 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

      More like the grift that keeps on giving amirite?

    • @WonderGamer101
      @WonderGamer101 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      @ y’know, i don’t know how i didn’t immediately make that joke lmao

    • @DeadlyGrim
      @DeadlyGrim 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      Don't forget:
      - poorly imitating a thing that has existed for several years (if not decades) and has been better executed dozens of times, yet treating this crappy event as if it was a novel and amazing innovation
      It's not enough for them to have a shitty sponsored fake MMO wedding. They also have to tell you that nobody has ever done anything like this ever before.

  • @Knurlurzhad
    @Knurlurzhad 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

    The five second pause of Dan trying as hard as possible to find the best starting point to tell this story really primes you for how weird it is

    • @NickiRusin
      @NickiRusin 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      he's charging the story

  • @adams3627
    @adams3627 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +185

    You couldn't even use the shitty taco bell ad to ORDER TACO BELL?!

    • @Horvath_Gabor
      @Horvath_Gabor 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

      That would require baseline competence, and this was the Metaverse. Those thing don't mix.

    • @johnnye87
      @johnnye87 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Reminds me of back in the 2010s when loads of smaller restaurants still had Web 1.0 websites that were just glorified digital business cards. "Want to see our menu? Order a takeaway? Well here's our phone number, ring us and ask!"
      Same vibe of like "look at us using the new tech!" but you're using it as nothing but a signpost to your old tech.

  • @TheFourthBlackReaper
    @TheFourthBlackReaper 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +143

    Shakespeare himself could not write such a tragic comedy of errors as whatever the hell this wedding is.

  • @ClexYoshi
    @ClexYoshi 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +254

    Graham, you have provided us all a service by prying this story out of Dan.
    The Future is a Dead Mall is legitimately one of my favorite videos from one of my favorite youtubers, and learning MORE just put a big dumb grin on my face.

    • @samt3412
      @samt3412 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      I'm surprised he had the restraint to leave this out of the video because even though there is absolutely no way to slot this into the essay, I would've made an entirely tangential section called "I Need To Talk About the Taco Bell Wedding" just to explain this to people

    • @SupremeFenix274
      @SupremeFenix274 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Prying seems like maybe a bit much. I assume Dan has to restrain himself from telling people immediately after he meets them.

  • @Judgewrath1
    @Judgewrath1 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +153

    The words "Childish Gambino hosted a wedding in a virtual Metaverse Taco Bell" don't seem like they should make sense, and yet...

    • @leeshajoi
      @leeshajoi 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Oh, they still don't.

    • @Cheezbuckets
      @Cheezbuckets 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I propose we replace the “things that would put a Victorian child in a coma” meme with “phrases that would put you in a Victorian asylum” because this sure is one! 😂

  • @kaffeerdinven
    @kaffeerdinven 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    "Live Mas'eltov" was right there!

  • @MPSmaruj
    @MPSmaruj 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +38

    I wonder if when Martin Luther nailed his thesis to the church door in Wittenberg he could've predicted that would eventually lead to Taco Bell wedding in Metaverse...

  • @girzarro
    @girzarro 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +84

    they truly captured the energy of trying to stay awake during a loong bus ride

  • @trident042
    @trident042 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I appreciate that Dan gave a succinct and correct summary of what an MMO in-game wedding is all about. The ones I've been to have all been for RP, but I like to think some people in the game I played got real real married at some point also.

  • @TheModernPost
    @TheModernPost 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    Dan has such a wonderful gift for not just storytelling but also FINDING an interesting story TO tell. What an incredible filmmaker, I hope he gets his due.

  • @thrillhouse4151
    @thrillhouse4151 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +57

    I’m still waking up so I couldn’t understand the title and thought it was “Defunctland gets married in a Tacobell”

    • @SupremeFenix274
      @SupremeFenix274 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Being awake does not help it make sense.

  • @JacksonBockus
    @JacksonBockus 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

    Sauce bouquet is my favorite Naruto character.

  • @essneyallen6777
    @essneyallen6777 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +64

    There are now less than 3 grades of separation between Dan Olson and Dan Floyd and I'm happy xD the Dan singularity advances

    • @wavesofbabies
      @wavesofbabies 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      And Dan Ryckert.
      This wasn't his wedding, but he was the first person married at the in-person Taco Bell wedding cantina.

    • @cB-sr9kd
      @cB-sr9kd 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      They've actually met at least once before. A decade ago Folding Ideas did an episode that was like, a bunch of mini-interviews with people at PAX, and one of them was Dan Floyd.

    • @essneyallen6777
      @essneyallen6777 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@cB-sr9kd oh man it's true I completely forgot that!!! It's been years

    • @miraprime474
      @miraprime474 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Another player for Battle of the Dans!

    • @bartz0rt928
      @bartz0rt928 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Finally a fourth Battle of the Dans player?

  • @skrufff
    @skrufff 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

    The whole latter half of this video just being escalating "but wait, it gets better" moments, while the host and everyone else in the room just kept taking psychological damage was sending me. Dan is such a good storyteller. I was hoping it would keep going forever, it kept getting better. Dan talking shit about tech bros is my drug, I must've watched Dead Mall & Line Goes Up at least 3 times now each.

  • @kireitonsi
    @kireitonsi 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

    Childish gambino is hands down the funniest person he could have possibly said 2:39

  • @eirinym
    @eirinym 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    I like how society was always like 'marriage is sacred' to say why same sex marriages shouldn't be a thing, and here we are with prerecorded decentraland taco bell wedding with influencers shilling for a company.

    • @Thavleifrim
      @Thavleifrim 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      the thing about society is that it's not one person, or one idea, or one opinion. for everything someone agrees with someone else will be there to disagree.

  • @TVAVStudios
    @TVAVStudios 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    No words have ever not been in the Bible more than those spoken by Dan here.

  • @GasparLewis
    @GasparLewis 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

    Any questions unanswered, go ask Dan Ryckert: the man who was the FIRST to be wed at the (physical) Taco Bell.

    • @Dexiekun
      @Dexiekun 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Man, Dan is great.

  • @HeavyMetalMouse
    @HeavyMetalMouse 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

    So, like... at the absolute *most* charitable once can be about this, it's entirely possible that those two Taco Bell associated influencers were the only people willing to enter the contest. The Venn Diagram of 'People who would do a Taco Bell Wedding' and 'People who are into Decentraland' has to be a pretty small intersection of two already very small circles. Add to that the fact that it was probably very poorly marketed (because everything else was very poorly done, why wouldn't that be as well), and I can see them realistically wining the drawing by virtue of being the only couple that bothered to enter. :P

  • @NeutralDrow
    @NeutralDrow 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    As someone who attended a wedding in City of Heroes (Founder's Falls is a beautiful venue, btw), hearing this story simultaneously makes me laugh and hurts my soul.

  • @natetwehues2428
    @natetwehues2428 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +37

    Telling you to leave Decentraland is the best advice they could have given you

  • @PantherAssaultCannon
    @PantherAssaultCannon 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +68

    I had to come make sure to engage with this clip, donating during the segment was simply not enough - Utilitarian

    • @Wote89
      @Wote89 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Bless you may we spread this even farther.

  • @ReaperActual
    @ReaperActual 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

    This conversation was amazing and just kept going more off the rails as time went on and it was GLORIOUS

  • @nexokor6091
    @nexokor6091 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    I think this title could use a few more quotation marks. I feel like it should read The "Taco Bell" "Wedding" "in" Decentraland

  • @NinjaDeathSlap
    @NinjaDeathSlap 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

    I know it's impossible to say that someone sounds like they're fun at parties withough sounding sarcastic... but legitimately I think Dan might be the most interesting dinner party guest in the world.
    Side Note: I would legitmately rather have a Desert Bus wedding than a Metaverse wedding.

    • @samt3412
      @samt3412 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Wedding where the groom has to beat Desert Bus in order for the bride to walk down the aisle

    • @electra310
      @electra310 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The trick would be to have a Desert Bus for Hope wedding, which would be extremely fun and memorable, versus a Desert Bus wedding where if you sign the register wrong you spend your married life as "Jocko".

  • @JuliaJulia-vh4xc
    @JuliaJulia-vh4xc 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

    “Taco Bell does weddings” you’ve lost me

  • @kabongpope
    @kabongpope 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    "Tab out, and go do it yourself." Words to live by.

  • @gsstandard6405
    @gsstandard6405 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

    3:44 turns this into a very off topic Splatoon news broadcast

  • @morpho9989
    @morpho9989 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    I had my 36th birthday at the Pacifica Taco Bell Cantina.
    It's less like a McDonald's birthday when you're a kid, more we ate taco bell that serves alcohol and hung out at my favorite beach.
    But I have seen a lot of weird shit go down there. Billionaire weddings, Shriners getting into a brawl (the fez hat guys in parades) and a flock of ravens attack a tourist.

  • @csours
    @csours 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Once you hear about Taco Bell canon, you can't ignore it

  • @mr.strider6497
    @mr.strider6497 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I find it endlessly amusing that Taco Bell couldn't get in-app ordering to work in their own official metaverse location but I could fire up Oblivion and order a pizza right now.

  • @FernieCanto
    @FernieCanto 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Every time Dan says "Oh, AND!" is a guarantee of pure schadenfreude.

  • @FirefuryAmahira
    @FirefuryAmahira 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

    Seeing this live was.... *something*. Amazing, cursed, generally WTF, but *something*.

  • @Uzotrups
    @Uzotrups 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    I really need to know it the sauce bouquet was a NFT

  • @zackpumpkinhead8882
    @zackpumpkinhead8882 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    Oh hey it's Dan Stark and Graham Olson

  • @jinxed7915
    @jinxed7915 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    1:35 the employees at Taco Bell HQ:
    *WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!!*

  • @Yuoaman
    @Yuoaman 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    I was losing it through the entire clip. absolutely wish we could have more of the stuff that didn't quite make the cut.

  • @sarah_757
    @sarah_757 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I love this whole bit! Dan's run on the Bus was a deee-light!

  • @wavesofbabies
    @wavesofbabies 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +41

    Lots of people saying this was Giant Bomb's Dan Ryckert's wedding, but no. That was 3 years before decentraland.
    Dan Ryckert was the first person to get married at Taco Bell, but it was just the normal, in-person wedding.

    • @Stiganamatic
      @Stiganamatic 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I needed this comment. I was like, "There's no way this shit predates Dan Ryckert."

    • @wavesofbabies
      @wavesofbabies 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @Stiganamatic yeah, this happened while Dan wasn't at Giant Bomb and he def got married before he first left.

    • @channel8896
      @channel8896 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      i dont know about """normal""" more like normal-er

    • @wavesofbabies
      @wavesofbabies 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @channel8896 fair

  • @alchemispark7751
    @alchemispark7751 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    This actually makes me *gain* faith in society because it means for things to have gone this bad, there is no way the dystopian capitalist cyberspace nightmare is going to come true any time soon

  • @billxrl4154
    @billxrl4154 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Holy shit this is actually the first time I've heard Dan crack up

  • @leftygurl
    @leftygurl 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    so how long until they subway divorce

  • @Solid_Fuel
    @Solid_Fuel 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

    yoooo WAS DAN AT db????? pog

    • @AustiPriest
      @AustiPriest 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      He still is on, he's driving right now

    • @Thavleifrim
      @Thavleifrim 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      He will be back tomorrow too apparently

  • @GoldenPickaxe
    @GoldenPickaxe 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    How do I find every Dan Olson appearance I am so obsessed with his trajectory the past couple years

  • @dianauwu1312
    @dianauwu1312 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    Dan Olsen? LRR? Excuse me?!

  • @TelepathicVoyeur
    @TelepathicVoyeur 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Everytime I hear about the Taco Bell Wedding all I can think is "If I read about this in a cyberpunk novel I'd think the author was a hack for laying it on too thick."

  • @williamjohnson5022
    @williamjohnson5022 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    This wet ones was gold from top to bottom.

    • @ArvidHagelberg
      @ArvidHagelberg 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That's the funniest shit. Well done.

  • @PlebNC
    @PlebNC 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    "why did he agree to that?"
    "money"
    Certified Mr Krabs moment.

  • @bartz0rt928
    @bartz0rt928 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    I've certainly tossed the sauce bouquet if you know what I mean

    • @RBlue118
      @RBlue118 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Are you and your bathroom okay

  • @octochan
    @octochan 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Please, please tell me this footage still exists somewhere and that Dan will make it available to us somehow someday

  • @Viviantoga
    @Viviantoga 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Came here wondering about Dan and Bianca Rykert, left finding something somehow even crazier.

  • @Man2quilla
    @Man2quilla 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Honestly, "live más" isn't a bad substitute for "l'chaim"

  • @-N0V4-
    @-N0V4- 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    2:23 This is the most 20s sentence I've ever heard in my life

  • @johnclark926
    @johnclark926 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    This sounds like the greatest wedding ever devised by mankind. I hope the two influencers divorced immediately after just so they get remarried and reexperience this all over again.

    • @Littlebark1
      @Littlebark1 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Every 20 minutes.

  • @jammysmears4077
    @jammysmears4077 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    This is America, man.

  • @anxoanimates2569
    @anxoanimates2569 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    the sequences of words just kept getting more and more bizzare 😅

  • @MeadowGearSolid
    @MeadowGearSolid 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    At the Jewish Taco Bell Weddings, they say "Más-el Tov"

  • @dreamattack5912
    @dreamattack5912 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    got a taco bell ad on this video 🙏

  • @ax14pz107
    @ax14pz107 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I literally just sat down at a taco bell and started watching this video.

  • @deucethewild
    @deucethewild 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    This is not the future Demolition Man promised me

  • @TejWC
    @TejWC 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Are you sure about the Childish Gambino doing the MC? A friend of mine had a Taco Bell Wedding in Decentraland as well but his MC was Kal Penn. I can't find any other Taco Bell / Decentraland Wedding out there besides his.

    • @thisisanameplease
      @thisisanameplease 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      but are they still married? inquiring minds need to know

  • @BlueBannette
    @BlueBannette 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I wasn’t expecting to click this clip and here music from fucking Splatoon to start playing 😂

  • @csours
    @csours 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    2:42 Money! This needs to go on everyone's soundboard

  • @gilolaes4725
    @gilolaes4725 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    tbf, getting married and then chilling with Childish Gambino over Zoom sounds like a fire sequence of events.

  • @Melissa-tw2gp
    @Melissa-tw2gp 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I need to see this!!

  • @thesophist4914
    @thesophist4914 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    A Folk Retelling of The Taco Bell "Wedding" in Decentraland

  • @ProfessM
    @ProfessM 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    There are no taco bells in my province. Now the reason behind that is two rumours, one to costly to ship the sauces and what not across Canada, by ferry and then across the whole island. The second is the health food board of Newfoundland and Labrador doesn't count taco bell as food. Its most likely the first plus they never did that well so no one wants to try again. But if its the second it makes this story even funnier to me.

  • @campbellboisvert2268
    @campbellboisvert2268 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Holy shit this is a crossover I was not expecting!!!

  • @MackenzieCaldwell-m2h
    @MackenzieCaldwell-m2h 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Thank you so much for this amazing video! I have a quick question: I have a SafePal wallet with USDT, and I have the seed phrase. (alarm fetch churn bridge exercise tape speak race clerk couch crater letter). What's the best way to send them to Binance?

  • @leeshajoi
    @leeshajoi 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Has anyone done a wedding in Fortnite yet? I feel like it would run more smoothly than the Taco Bell wedding.

  • @SIXminWHISTLE
    @SIXminWHISTLE 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Dan Ryckart from Giant Bomb won some sweepstakes or something and I think was the first person to get married at that Taco Bell IRL.

  • @BrianS1981
    @BrianS1981 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The fact that Dan's co-host was laughing like I used do as a baby (I'm told my grand uncle Dan used nearly make me puke just with his dentures) is the best thing.

  • @sholem_bond
    @sholem_bond 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    "Live mas con tu esposa"

  • @arturoaguilar6002
    @arturoaguilar6002 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    That sounded way more entertaining than the meta gamma mall (or whatever it’s called)

  • @lud3445
    @lud3445 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    You just know Dan has one entire LotR saga worth of knowledge on weird Decentraland trivia. And I would listen to all of it. If the first one is _this_ , what _else_ happened???

  • @drpibisback7680
    @drpibisback7680 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Wait, Dan was on Desert Bus for Hope!?

  • @Direwolf1771
    @Direwolf1771 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    When does the Curb music sting kick in?

  • @forgewaffle
    @forgewaffle 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    guild wars mentioned!

  • @Khandrake
    @Khandrake 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    ok but now i really want a taco bell wedding...i wanna ring the bell and live mas with my best friend

  • @spyr0guy
    @spyr0guy 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    You can eat an infinite amount of digital Taco Bell and you will still starve

  • @Sinba85
    @Sinba85 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Anyone know where we could find a video of this spectacle?
    As another commentor brought up, only one event shows up,
    but that's hosted by Kal Penn (which is honestly a bit more confusing)