translation: "So, last night, in the dead of night, I woke up. I left my bedroom feeling all sorts of strange, you know, not good. Not good at all. I wandered into the living room, settled onto the sofa, and suddenly, a light flickered on, and there sat Yair Lapid. He goes, 'Do you sometimes feel attacked?' I go, 'Yeah, how did you know? There are countless times I feel attacked. Like I'm giving and giving, but it feels like I'm being attacked.'" "Yair Lapid gives me that royal look of his and goes, 'Do you feel unfairly treated?' I say, 'Yes! Yes, Yair Lapid! I'm being treated unfairly! Unfair! Unfair! I feel like I'm giving so much, yet I'm treated unfairly!' And then Yair Lapid gives me this look like he loves me and says, 'That doesn't surprise me. Tell me, do you feel envy?' I tell him, 'Yes, Yair, yes, I feel envy. I feel envy, and that's why I'm not being praised-because they envy me!'" "Yair Lapid looks at me with that gaze of his. 'You think maybe you're not praised because you're a millionaire?' I say to him, 'Of course... a millionaire? What millionaire?' And he goes, 'You know, you're worth a hundred million dollars.' I go, 'Yair, what are you talking about? I'm still paying off a mortgage.' He says, 'Don't be modest-you're a millionaire, and that's why people don't praise you.'" "I tell him, 'Yair, I don't understand what you're talking about.' And then Yair Lapid goes, 'Ten things you didn't know about Uri Geller.' I say to him, 'Yair, I'm not Uri Geller.' And Yair looks at me with that look of his. 'Don't be modest, Uri.' I say, 'I'm not modest. I'm not Uri Geller.' And as I say 'I'm not Uri Geller,' suddenly, a shiver goes through my entire body, and I feel something strange." "Then I look at Yair Lapid, and it looks different. I look at his head, his hair-it looks wet. It looks black, wet, and sticky. And suddenly, I realize something. I say, 'I'm Uri Geller! I'm Uri Geller!' And Yair Lapid goes, 'Ten things you didn't know about Uri Geller.' I tell him, 'Yair, wait a sec, I see something in you. I see something wonderful, something inside you.'" "He says, 'Sure, I'm a writer.' I say, 'No, no, it's not about you being a writer. I see something internally wonderful within you.' And then I lifted him. I lifted Yair Lapid into the air. And Yair Lapid ascended into the air. Then I started spinning him. I spun Yair Lapid, head down and legs up. And Yair said, 'Actually, I love poetry.' I said, 'No, Yair, it's not about you loving poetry.'" "Then I looked at the studio audience and said, 'Ladies and gentlemen, I found the solution to Israel's economic problems!' And Yair Lapid looks at me, his head upside down, and says, 'What? What's happening?' I tell him, 'Look at your head. See what's happening.' And from his hair, a black drop falls to the floor." "I turn to the studio audience and announce 'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Uri Geller, and I feel there's a wonderful thing hidden within Yair Lapid-a well of oil! A well of oil!' And then, from Yair Lapid's ass , a stream of oil gushed out. A fantastic stream of oil!" "Yair Lapid is a well of oil! a well of oil! how did we not see it any sooner?" and from the ass of Yair Lapid gushes out oil in commercial amount "Ladies and gentlemen this is the solution. So much time being stuck in the hole, and here it came along! Yair Lapid you are wonderful!"
לפעמים בנאדם ממציא משהו שנשמע ממש עמוק ומקורי ובעל חזון. אבל כשחושבים על זה באמת לעומק מבינים שזאת סתם שטות שלא עומד מאחוריה דבר. יאיר לפיד עונה להגדרה הזאת וגם כהנא
translation:
"So, last night, in the dead of night, I woke up. I left my bedroom feeling all sorts of strange, you know, not good. Not good at all. I wandered into the living room, settled onto the sofa, and suddenly, a light flickered on, and there sat Yair Lapid. He goes, 'Do you sometimes feel attacked?' I go, 'Yeah, how did you know? There are countless times I feel attacked. Like I'm giving and giving, but it feels like I'm being attacked.'"
"Yair Lapid gives me that royal look of his and goes, 'Do you feel unfairly treated?' I say, 'Yes! Yes, Yair Lapid! I'm being treated unfairly! Unfair! Unfair! I feel like I'm giving so much, yet I'm treated unfairly!' And then Yair Lapid gives me this look like he loves me and says, 'That doesn't surprise me. Tell me, do you feel envy?' I tell him, 'Yes, Yair, yes, I feel envy. I feel envy, and that's why I'm not being praised-because they envy me!'"
"Yair Lapid looks at me with that gaze of his. 'You think maybe you're not praised because you're a millionaire?' I say to him, 'Of course... a millionaire? What millionaire?' And he goes, 'You know, you're worth a hundred million dollars.' I go, 'Yair, what are you talking about? I'm still paying off a mortgage.' He says, 'Don't be modest-you're a millionaire, and that's why people don't praise you.'"
"I tell him, 'Yair, I don't understand what you're talking about.' And then Yair Lapid goes, 'Ten things you didn't know about Uri Geller.' I say to him, 'Yair, I'm not Uri Geller.' And Yair looks at me with that look of his. 'Don't be modest, Uri.' I say, 'I'm not modest. I'm not Uri Geller.' And as I say 'I'm not Uri Geller,' suddenly, a shiver goes through my entire body, and I feel something strange."
"Then I look at Yair Lapid, and it looks different. I look at his head, his hair-it looks wet. It looks black, wet, and sticky. And suddenly, I realize something. I say, 'I'm Uri Geller! I'm Uri Geller!' And Yair Lapid goes, 'Ten things you didn't know about Uri Geller.' I tell him, 'Yair, wait a sec, I see something in you. I see something wonderful, something inside you.'"
"He says, 'Sure, I'm a writer.' I say, 'No, no, it's not about you being a writer. I see something internally wonderful within you.' And then I lifted him. I lifted Yair Lapid into the air. And Yair Lapid ascended into the air. Then I started spinning him. I spun Yair Lapid, head down and legs up. And Yair said, 'Actually, I love poetry.' I said, 'No, Yair, it's not about you loving poetry.'"
"Then I looked at the studio audience and said, 'Ladies and gentlemen, I found the solution to Israel's economic problems!' And Yair Lapid looks at me, his head upside down, and says, 'What? What's happening?' I tell him, 'Look at your head. See what's happening.' And from his hair, a black drop falls to the floor."
"I turn to the studio audience and announce 'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Uri Geller, and I feel there's a wonderful thing hidden within Yair Lapid-a well of oil! A well of oil!' And then, from Yair Lapid's ass , a stream of oil gushed out. A fantastic stream of oil!"
"Yair Lapid is a well of oil! a well of oil! how did we not see it any sooner?" and from the ass of Yair Lapid
gushes out oil in commercial amount "Ladies and gentlemen this is the solution. So much time being stuck in the hole, and here it came along! Yair Lapid you are wonderful!"
יאיר לפיד אתה עושה לי עוול, ומעודד בי את הרצון לסיים את התואר ולרדת מהארץ.
גדול לא משנה כמה ישן עדיין רלבנטי ומשעשע
אחלה יאיר לפיד
גלעד אתה גאון!! נביא!! משיח!! גלעד כהנא צדק!!! איך לא הבנו את זה קודם ?
ענק{ מת על הבנדם הזה. ראיתי בפייס ורצתי לפה לברר את התאריך...
אין מילים....
אז זהו ששום דבר לא כתוב ...האיש הזה מאלתר בהופעה !!
אכן גאון !
איזה אדיר!! כהנא צדק!
סטנדאפ מטורף לגמרי הבנאדם פשוט ענק
האילתור הכי מצחיקק בארץץץץץ נקרעתיייי אין על הגירפות
מי רואה את זה כשיאיר לפיד ראש ממשלה?
המזרקה של יאיר
אין אין גאוני
כל כך מוכשר.
פסיכי לגמרי.... ומדהים לגמרי!
אש אתה! אוהבים אותך גלעד....ֿ
Totally GEONI !
a great one!!!
מדהים
יותר ממה שזה נשמע לי מוזר זה נשמע לי הגיוני...
נהההדר
איך אומר השיר של ג'ירפות - "רמי מואשם באחזקת סמים קלים"?
אחלה גדול!
מגניב
כהנא צדק
גם אני רוצה סמים כאלה
7.11.06 בארבי
הייתי שם
גילעד כהנא צדק
ילדים אל תעשו סמים
סתם, תעשו סמים
i'll have what he's having.
ייצוא נפט?! ממתי?!?
את מתכוונת לגז?
אומנות
יש עתיד צריכה לאמץ את זה כג'ינגל בחיי
יאיר מפית
איזה בנאדם קשקשן ומעייף..
מה יש לך ממנו?
יאיר מצאנו את המזרקה שלך, בוא
חחחחחחחחחחחח
ומתוך התחת של יאיר לפיד יוצא נפט בכמות מסחרית !!!!!!!!!!
גלעד תעשה לי פאקינג ילד!!!
לא יודע... לא הבנתי את זה.
חחחחחחח מה לעזאזל?
לפעמים בנאדם ממציא משהו שנשמע ממש עמוק ומקורי ובעל חזון.
אבל כשחושבים על זה באמת לעומק מבינים שזאת סתם שטות שלא עומד מאחוריה דבר.
יאיר לפיד עונה להגדרה הזאת וגם כהנא
עלוב ביותר כהנא פחחחחחחחחחחחחחחח
אם מישהו יסביר מה קורה פה מאוד אשמח. זה בעיני השיר הכי לא ברור בעולם. וגם לא ממש מוזיקלי. סתם שיר מפגר.
למה לנסות להבין משהו מפגר ? (לדעתך)
הלהקה הזו פשוט דרעק. אני באמת פשוט לא מבין איך מישהו אוהב את החרא הזה.
האילתור הכי מצחיקק בארץץץץץ נקרעתיייי אין על הגירפות