Top 10 People Who Survived the Most Assassination Attempts

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    Who’s been the victim of the most assassination attempts on a single person? Is it someone like Queen Victoria? President Abraham Lincoln? Or what about Adolf Hitler? All of these people survived multiple assassination attempts. WatchMojo counts down ten people who’ve been the victims of the most failed assassination attempts.
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    00:44 #10: Yasser Arafat
    01:44 #9: Josip Broz Tito
    02:39 #8: Alexander II of Russia
    03:31 #7: Abraham Lincoln
    04:06 #6: Queen Victoria
    04:56 #5: Pope John Paul II
    05:43 #4: Adolf Hitler
    06:40 #3, #2 & #1 ???
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  • @nazeonrave2501
    @nazeonrave2501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2951

    *Hitler survives 44 assassination attempts*
    Hitler: fine I’ll do it my self

    • @daviddossantos8717
      @daviddossantos8717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Lol

    • @videogamer5245
      @videogamer5245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Hahahahahahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @Ludwig_Perpenhente
      @Ludwig_Perpenhente 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Make that 45

    • @proxpaider3618
      @proxpaider3618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      He got tired of people failing

    • @Bryan-bd5kc
      @Bryan-bd5kc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He a gangster

  • @JohnnyElRed
    @JohnnyElRed 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3574

    "You can't kill me. No one can kill me. Then, they made love."
    Like a boss.

    • @FXHUND-pk3gk
      @FXHUND-pk3gk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      JohnnyElRed thats some james bound shit

    • @1992crimsonnoble
      @1992crimsonnoble 7 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      That part was amazing, once i heard that i went to the comments section to see if anyone said something about it

    • @RaouTV
      @RaouTV 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      JohnnyElRed that reminds me of Bugsy's line "You cant kill me! No one can kill me! I can't kill me!"

    • @randisperez5832
      @randisperez5832 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      A biopic starring Liam Neeson...

    • @alexmanuelgil9608
      @alexmanuelgil9608 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Peter Irvine socialism is the most mediocre political and ideological system one can think of, clearly Karl Marx was high when he thought of it. In capitalism you can make a living of anything people are interested in buying and you can be your own boss. The reason why capitalism has killed so many people as you claim it has is because it has existed since the beginning of time while on the two centuries that socialism and Marxism Leninism has existed it has killed more people, which have died due to oppression of the state in this case the bourgeoisie and famine like what happened with Mao in China, than capitalism in 500 years. I am Cuban and know what a communist dictatorship is like and let me tell you, it is the most hypocritical and mediocre political system of all time and before you point out that communism and socialism aren’t the same just remember communism is based of socialism. Cuba used to be the second most advanced country of the world right behind the best which is the US before Fidel Castro took the power. I’m not saying capitalism is perfect because it has its flaws but it is indeed the most advanced and just political, economical, and ideological system ever. In socialism you can create the vaccine for AIDS and still earn the same as someone who sweeps the floor which is not fair because you should be awarded according to what you contribute to your community and country. It is unfortunate what happened to Ireland but remember that wasn’t only capitalism but also an absolute monarchy.Hence it is erroneous for you to say that socialism is the way to go when approximately 1.8 billion people in history can say otherwise.

  • @ChildofGod961
    @ChildofGod961 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2026

    That Tito one was hilarious 😂"stop sending people to kill me we already captured five of them"

    • @RestlessBogatyr
      @RestlessBogatyr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Some say that the Gangrene that he attracted was a successful assassination after an injection after he stepped outside and got stabbed by a needle. Then again that's what theory's say.

    • @BitOfUltraviolence
      @BitOfUltraviolence 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Stalin was still badass.

    • @TPTGopher
      @TPTGopher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      After Stalin died, Tito actually tried to assassinate his successor...but the poison only made Khrushchev happy, and they ended up agreeing that Yugoslavia and the Soviet Union would leave each other alone.

    • @fidelcastro8481
      @fidelcastro8481 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Fun fact: Tito is my great-grand cousin in-law.

    • @TPTGopher
      @TPTGopher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Красный Mаршал Wasn’t actually an assassination attempt...when they met in 1956, Tito tried to embarrass Kruschchev by getting him shitfaced for the world to see, but he was such a jolly drunk that the summit turned into a huge party at the Soviet Embassy, and the good vibes it created helped lead to an agreement that, while Yugoslavia was not part of the Soviet bloc, it would not oppose it either, and in return the USSR would make no effort to force it in.

  • @nurzumkommentierendasonstf8257
    @nurzumkommentierendasonstf8257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    "How many Assasination attempts do you want to survive!?"
    Castro:"YES."

  • @StrivingSinner
    @StrivingSinner 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1077

    "You can't kill me. Nobody can kill me." Then they made love.
    LOL... That's solid.

    • @scottvelez3154
      @scottvelez3154 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      StrivingSinner Savage. I bet his theme song was IT'S EVERYDAY BRO IT'S EVERYDAY BRO IT'S EVERYDAY BRO I SAID IT'S EVERYDAY BROOOO

    • @Supershadowman2001
      @Supershadowman2001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Scott Velez or the James Bond theme.

    • @jayczzzya
      @jayczzzya 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Damn. That line probably could have seduced anyone

    • @groverreediii6487
      @groverreediii6487 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Savagery indeed.

    • @denianal9712
      @denianal9712 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Epicness he's just a kid let him be bro

  • @etenorio0622
    @etenorio0622 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3283

    Bodyguards hire Castro for protection.

    • @EddieLove
      @EddieLove 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      etenorio0622 😂

    • @twistedviewlabs
      @twistedviewlabs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      etenorio0622 to be fair, in his later years he was the Dos Equis guy.

    • @EndrCat
      @EndrCat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      But that's capitalism...

    • @jacobrobert9561
      @jacobrobert9561 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hired

    • @contradriverESP
      @contradriverESP 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      EndrCat Totally. Medieval era was also capitalist since people could hire mercenaries. Being so illiterate you don't even know how the basis of an economic system work must be fun. I bet you are yankee

  • @corndog3174
    @corndog3174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    People trying to kill Hitler: *fails*
    Hitler: “Guess I’ll have to do it myself”

    • @noahjin7298
      @noahjin7298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      God: Who are you? Hitler: I'm the person who killed Hitler God: Welcome God: Wait a minute... Hitler: GET PLAYED

    • @rockybarzini8786
      @rockybarzini8786 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its just a theory no dead body found their is theory that he lived in Agrentina till he died on normal causes

  • @wanfu5634
    @wanfu5634 7 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    I can't believe anyone could a.) smoke 200 cigarettes a day and b.) live beyond a month.

    • @tcc5750
      @tcc5750 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Studies show that while smoking tobacco is bad for your health, it on average takes 10-15 years off your lifespan for 1-2 pack a day smokers. So if you were going to live to 77 yrs as per the average in my country, you know have 62 years of life etc. That's why doctors say to quit, because you prolong your life by some years if you stop smoking soon enough.

    • @larsmonsen88
      @larsmonsen88 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i know some albanians..they can throw back those sigs! but 200? thats an insane person.

    • @dylanwicklund5129
      @dylanwicklund5129 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I can believe it like having a smoke lite every second of the day because I know people who smoke every 3 to 5 minutes and would go through a carton in a day when they had it

    • @DD2Tacc
      @DD2Tacc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Based Thucydides What about weed

    • @h.d.5194
      @h.d.5194 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wan Fu ever heard of Keith Richards

  • @JeveGreen
    @JeveGreen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1249

    I kinda knew that Castro would top the list, but holy crap... 638 attempts on his life? And he even managed to charm his way out of an assassination attempt? I don't even... Say what you like about his policies, but Castro was one badass man on his own!

    • @MNB730
      @MNB730 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      JeveGreen the only time the c.i.a came close was when a poison was too cold on the freezer until it breaks in-place

    • @Thatguy-of5re
      @Thatguy-of5re 7 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      In the end, the only thing that could actually kill Castro was the year 2016. But then, everyone died in 2016.

    • @Blackburn-Arts
      @Blackburn-Arts 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      true that

    • @davidmauriciogutierrezespi5244
      @davidmauriciogutierrezespi5244 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      JeveGreen I know, Castro was one though nut to crack! I actually remember having seen a video were he said that he would not die until the USA was destroyed and he died after the republican victory at the elections; also HOLY SHIT!!!!!!! I didn't think he survived more than a hundred assassination attempts, who would have thought.

    • @mr.e6126
      @mr.e6126 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yeah, he wasnt much of a good guy. But everyone gotta admit, he was one smart motherfucking badass. Thats for sure.

  • @Orisha1990
    @Orisha1990 7 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    So Castro was Bond in disguise that whole time.

  • @OnePieceTheorist
    @OnePieceTheorist 7 ปีที่แล้ว +828

    After Stalin sent 5 assassins Tito responded "Stop sending people to kill me.We already captured one with bomb and one with rifle.If you don't stop sending killers,i'll send a very fast working one to Moscow and i certainly won't have to send another one.".

    • @years8809
      @years8809 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      TheMonkeyBusiness And Tito was right.

    • @Altair9678
      @Altair9678 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      TheMonkeyBusiness, That was the story I heard too. If he could stand up to Stalin I sure as hell wouldn't mess with him.

    • @ijsmikasa703
      @ijsmikasa703 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      F. Peña... Stalin thought that Tito will join His allies to kill capitalist pigs because they had same ideology... Then It's gone worse.. Yugoslavia and USSR aren't end up well.. until 1953... Stalin died by Stroke and make the entire union almost broken... But Kruschev saved them...

    • @manemjeff6653
      @manemjeff6653 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Tito Bog

    • @thedude4052
      @thedude4052 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Tito best man to lead balkans since his death we are all in deep shit

  • @afghaaj
    @afghaaj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Actually, Tito told Stalin "If you don't stop sending assasins (at that moment they captured 5 of them) I will send assasin to you and ONE will be enough...

    • @michelleholmes5487
      @michelleholmes5487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And i certainly won't have to send another. **

    • @jetspull5064
      @jetspull5064 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@michelleholmes5487But he died because of stroke..........THAT WAS SAME

  • @nowilltolive4123
    @nowilltolive4123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    “If there were an Olympics for surviving assassination attempts I would win a gold” -An actual quote from Fidel Castro

  • @miamafalda1118
    @miamafalda1118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    "Stop sending people to kill me" LMAO DEADDDDDD

    • @helena_8478
      @helena_8478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If you dont I will send one to Moscow and I wont have to send another.

  • @znjfl
    @znjfl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    They missed the best part about Tito`s message.
    He said "stop sending people to kill me, If you don't stop, I'll send one to Moscow, and I won't have to send a second."

  • @teaminviminkook2794
    @teaminviminkook2794 7 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Damn Castro was badass lmfao
    "You can't kill me" *then they made love*

  • @Crochlikmeov
    @Crochlikmeov 7 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    "...and then they made love" what a champ

    • @albertoaguilar9773
      @albertoaguilar9773 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      McKynnen a real champ he made CIA and the USA look like a bunch of idiots who cant kill a man

    • @giltzexuh
      @giltzexuh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      mikhail rascalov Yea... Bay of Pigs was a disaster..

    • @rojaaaa
      @rojaaaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Castro was a ladies' magnet

    • @chrisgriffin9682
      @chrisgriffin9682 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah change ur profile

  • @dunksauz3304
    @dunksauz3304 7 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Wtf. nobody can kill me. Then they made love. More like a movie than real life.

    • @maxtripp2975
      @maxtripp2975 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Real life is always more interesting fiction.

    • @JABelms
      @JABelms 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Welp there is one way she can get out of there alive

  • @chaddydaddy7385
    @chaddydaddy7385 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    You can tell how annoyed Tito is “ Stop sending people to kill me, we’ve already captured 5.”

  • @seannmercury00
    @seannmercury00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Hitler: survives 40 assassination attempts
    Castro: hold my beer

  • @migacmagic6675
    @migacmagic6675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Number 1: Emperor Palpatine
    for evidence
    " the attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed"

  • @martinelliotedwards1883
    @martinelliotedwards1883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Castro be like: “if you want to kill somebody then do it right, or else I’ll make love with my assassin.”

  • @s.majstorovic5598
    @s.majstorovic5598 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Tito survived more than 50 assassination attempts. My Mom's uncle was head of The Marshal's personal security detachement from 1976 to his death in 1980, and he said that he managed to obtain some classified documents while working for the president. More than thirty Serbian and Croatian nationalists and Stalinists tried to kill him during the 50's and 60's. My mom's uncle even showed me a picture he took from a folder of Tito at a meeting in 1952, wearing an eye patch over his left eye. It was supposedly taken by some polish spy. A few days prior an unidentified man shot two rounds at Tito, but since he was wearing a bulletproof vest, in fear of more soviet assassins, he survived the first shot to the chest, but the second shot hit the wall next to his head, and small pieces of the wall chipped off and scratched up his face and eye.

    • @smiljka99
      @smiljka99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is so interesting!!! Farewells from Belgrade! Wish we still had tito

  • @seanconnelly4152
    @seanconnelly4152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    “Did you come to kill me?” *hands her his gun* “no one can kill me” *makes love* that is badass af

  • @edi9892
    @edi9892 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    600 failed assassination attempts and still making 90 years... he must have been a demi-god.

  • @ElitePotatoes
    @ElitePotatoes 7 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    So how strong was this Castro anime character?Will he be in the next top 10 anime fights?

    • @exo-geno6055
      @exo-geno6055 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ElitePotatoes the problem is he dead in 2016 age of 99

  • @nekipeh7373
    @nekipeh7373 6 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    So:
    *Nothing is true*
    *everything is permitted*

    • @WatchMojo
      @WatchMojo  6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      basically

    • @nekipeh7373
      @nekipeh7373 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      :-)

    • @vaughnschoudt2722
      @vaughnschoudt2722 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yuhhhh somebody that plays assassins creed

    • @Potato79207
      @Potato79207 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @CRO BRO Bad game

    • @bossbi0tch132
      @bossbi0tch132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm late, but I love this comment.

  • @ConnorIngle
    @ConnorIngle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    You did a list of people who survived assassinations and don't even mention Rasputin?

    • @siddharthabhattacharya391
      @siddharthabhattacharya391 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr

    • @Aragonstar
      @Aragonstar 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ Its a myth they made to make him look supernatural, he didint actually take long to die

    • @agishrimpton8807
      @agishrimpton8807 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      it was 1 assassin attempt but they kept going until he did die within in that one assassination. but still it was impressive.

    • @nargissultana7385
      @nargissultana7385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@agishrimpton8807 Dude not dying by cyanide twice shot once and a stab is alot

    • @agishrimpton8807
      @agishrimpton8807 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nargis Sultana bro I mentioned that it was impressive how he was still alive until.

  • @ajamhs9481
    @ajamhs9481 7 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    No Rasputin?

    • @AndersonNeo12
      @AndersonNeo12 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Rasputin did not survive the assassination

    • @ajamhs9481
      @ajamhs9481 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he survived all bar 1 and even then it wasnt really an attempt since they were trying to get rid of his body.

    • @Gameflyer001
      @Gameflyer001 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      During the autopsy they found water in his lungs, so even after being dumped in the Neva River, drowning was the only way he died.

    • @mrckapm2241
      @mrckapm2241 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ajamhs I mean the assassination that killed him involved attempted poisoning, being shot, being bludgeoned because each one didn't work. It wasn't until they pushed him into the river that he died. Since it all happened one after another I consider that a single assassination attempt.

    • @theunusualdispenser9474
      @theunusualdispenser9474 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rasputin survived only few attemps but was a badass tho. He was poisoned = Survived, Got shot and was thrown to lake = drowned. What a guy.

  • @apurvchaturvedi
    @apurvchaturvedi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Fidel Castro was a badass . Even Putin was in awe when he first met him

  • @Kageribaby
    @Kageribaby 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    If I was a ruler and my name was Zog.... "Kneel before Zog!" would definitely be my catchphrase.

    • @animesrealm5351
      @animesrealm5351 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      M Zog in albanian means bird though 😂

    • @kimyo-jong9356
      @kimyo-jong9356 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You are a lost sibling of Hela and Loki
      Thor is adopted

  • @Mark-jp8gv
    @Mark-jp8gv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Josip Broz Tito is a legend. He had one of the main roles in defeating nazis, he got rid of the ustasha and other traitors from yugoslavia and he later stood up against stalin who wanted yugoslavia in varshav pact. SF-SN

    • @gigi4625
      @gigi4625 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Warsaw pact was made around 1961, you probably mean "The iron curtain"

    • @anddrom6853
      @anddrom6853 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean the Warsaw pact

    • @thejosh3855
      @thejosh3855 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gigi4625 Warsaw Pact was 1955

  • @Canada1994
    @Canada1994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Well Castro did say "If surviving assassination attempts was an Olympic sport I would win the gold".

  • @clickbaitcabaret8208
    @clickbaitcabaret8208 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I had a Cuban friend who would go into a Tirade anytime someone said the words "Fidel Castro" in his presence. His rants usually ended with "If I had a gun I would shoot him myself!" Maybe my friend was one of the 638 assassination attempts.

    • @codyspradling4821
      @codyspradling4821 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Sounds like Vic palmero from the George Lopez show 😂 even read it in voice

  • @jaredquinney204
    @jaredquinney204 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great list

  • @abelsm6270
    @abelsm6270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Abraham Linclon: I almost died 7 times and died the 8th time
    Zog I of Albania: well I survived 55 assassination attempts
    Castro: Noobs
    Zog I of Albania: what was that
    Castro: *NOOBS*

  • @fartgaming_53768
    @fartgaming_53768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Assasin: Look out!
    Stalin: squats down
    Bodyguard: Hello!

  • @dannydevito3152
    @dannydevito3152 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Nice list

    • @judashergd2642
      @judashergd2642 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      you could have never had watched the whole video already

  • @houssembenabdallah6599
    @houssembenabdallah6599 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    it been a long time since i watch an interesting list in watchmojo.

  • @mr.communist3906
    @mr.communist3906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    How to get 638 attempts on your life:
    Be a communist
    Oh wait....

    • @hamzahammami22
      @hamzahammami22 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Zachary Combs😂😂😂

    • @user-vn6xv6ne3c
      @user-vn6xv6ne3c 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait...

    • @mr.communist3906
      @mr.communist3906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      NurturingTalents I’ve had 639 in the past 7 months

    • @24gmj2010
      @24gmj2010 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fidel wasn't a Communist. Bigoted U.S. politicians forced Castro to seek support from the Soviets after the U.S. turned him down, simply because he wasn't their chosen puppet.

    • @ranmaboii
      @ranmaboii 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably u ll get rebels trained and sponsored by the cia that would later become terrorist groups that will destroy your land and overthrow u to the full madness of the void

  • @kgb622
    @kgb622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    CIA: damn it what should we do? We cant kill Castro..
    2016: Gotchu fam

  • @ballerswagbro9k611
    @ballerswagbro9k611 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Forget Churchill and Roosevelt, De Gaule was the greatest leader in WW2, not only was he much closer to the actual combat, but at the end of the war he's the only world leader of the Allies who refused to meet with Stalin. All the other shook his hands knowing he was as bad as Hitler, but not De Gaule.

  • @kopanomosese7464
    @kopanomosese7464 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Watchmojo is my new history teacher

  • @jennygholson33
    @jennygholson33 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love your videos miss

  • @joe8673
    @joe8673 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    What about Ra-Ra-Rasputin?

    • @herrrexpenguin2629
      @herrrexpenguin2629 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Trouser Puss he's the Russian superman

    • @joe8673
      @joe8673 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Rex Macdonald russias greatest love machine

    • @Zeldarw104
      @Zeldarw104 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Trouser Puss lol!😆

    • @mcj2219
      @mcj2219 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      There was a cat that really was gone!

    • @aldidazzbro4756
      @aldidazzbro4756 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hes the lover of the russian queen

  • @eddieliusa
    @eddieliusa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    Ra ra rasputin, lover of the Russian queen

    • @Sauzeisawesome
      @Sauzeisawesome 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      GalaxyLeaderXD Suck em off

    • @jamiemohan2049
      @jamiemohan2049 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lover of the Russian Queen? Funny considering there was no Russian Queen of Russia when Rasputin was alive there was an Empress however.

    • @f1krq340
      @f1krq340 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There was the cat that really was gone!

    • @r.chamaemorus8025
      @r.chamaemorus8025 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger for power became known to more and more people, the demands to do something aboit this outrageous man became louder and louder.

    • @Potato79207
      @Potato79207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What the hell is going on its Not funny

  • @unnot5706
    @unnot5706 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    WE ARE SO HAPPY THAT JOSEPH STALIN IS ON OUR THUMBNAIL FOR OUR VIDEO

  • @o.k.2387
    @o.k.2387 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Even Castro didn't survive 2016...

  • @gonzolonzo1383
    @gonzolonzo1383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think tito trolling stalin is my favorite. How Tito felt about Stalins assassins, is the same way I feel about these damn Mormons at my door.

  • @demonflesh666
    @demonflesh666 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'll miss Castro. He always got my the Ray gun and the winters howl on five. Ima miss that man.

  • @zakmiv9511
    @zakmiv9511 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your french is pretty good👌

  • @OneOfUsIsHere
    @OneOfUsIsHere 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not all of these people were shining examples of humanity but I respect anyone that can survive an assassination attempt.

  • @darlirmeraja1417
    @darlirmeraja1417 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Zogu 1 of Albania survived 55 atentataives … wow

  • @cristinagomez3283
    @cristinagomez3283 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Josef Broz Tito: survives many attempts on his life by Stalin
    Stalin: can't even survive one from Josef

    • @harshitrawat811
      @harshitrawat811 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He died from a stroke to be fair that is just cool to hear no one could have killed stalin except one person Ioseb Besarionis dze Jughashvili

  • @Rob_-dv6ei
    @Rob_-dv6ei 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You could have at least included in honourable mentions Danny Greene - the Irish gangster who the Italian Mafia tried to kill about 8 times (mainly by car bomb) I think he killed like 16 of them (also mostly by car bomb) and although he died by (guess how) car bomb he still was a huge factor in starting the biggest Mafia trial in American history - the commission trial.

  • @petartoshkov2076
    @petartoshkov2076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Victoria *has 63 year long reign*
    Elizabeth II: Are you challenging me?!

  • @Faderspar
    @Faderspar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The Cia just got rekt.

  • @Derkosson
    @Derkosson 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Excellent French accent, really !

    • @Derkosson
      @Derkosson 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh, I didn't knew. Personnally I'm just plain old french from Europe.

    • @GandalfGreyhame
      @GandalfGreyhame 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shes probably from Quebec where they speak french

    • @Neriman1993
      @Neriman1993 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      HEY THATS WACIST!

  • @jaimelannister1797
    @jaimelannister1797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    These guys had some insane plot armor

  • @jon3206
    @jon3206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Nobody can kill me” then they made love. Absolute alpha

  • @cryofever
    @cryofever 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Soo Fidel Castro literally fucked one of his asasins? And then said No one can kill me?! Damn too savage

    • @a.k.7341
      @a.k.7341 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CryOfever He seduced assassin and charmed them and then they did it.

  • @josefstalin3394
    @josefstalin3394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I wasn’t even scared.

  • @knightshade3d51
    @knightshade3d51 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Holy shit! Surviving a single assassination is incredible. Yet, these are people who have survived between 4 to as many as 600+ different assassination attempts

  • @unknownname5492
    @unknownname5492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My Funeral and grave - ❌
    Our Funeral and grave - ✔️

  • @KatGlos
    @KatGlos 7 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Arafat didn't survive the last one.

  • @Grahmps
    @Grahmps 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    0:15, Count Dooku in real life?

  • @maxeaster3681
    @maxeaster3681 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Valkyrie attempt was foiled not by a table leg (which would've provided shrapnel to the blast rather than shielding it) but rather by a change in venue. See Mythbusters episode on the subject.

    • @joemiller9931
      @joemiller9931 ปีที่แล้ว

      The meeting was held in a different place, yes. But the support (not a LEG) deflected the blast. Don't believe everything you click on.

  • @deepalib3096
    @deepalib3096 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    How interesting!

  • @pottupatteri2903
    @pottupatteri2903 7 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    **from the distance**
    WATCHMOJO IS RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS

    • @mylespoun9709
      @mylespoun9709 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      #1 the founder of watchmojo

    • @pottupatteri2903
      @pottupatteri2903 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      TryHarderWarblader lmao

    • @MrKiron12
      @MrKiron12 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      BananaStrike _ You're not wrong

    • @nofreezepeach3959
      @nofreezepeach3959 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They're running out, but you never had any.

    • @fromthehaven94
      @fromthehaven94 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Reflex 9856 DROP THE MIC

  • @nokacolors8170
    @nokacolors8170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My boy Zog 55 attempts in the second place🇦🇱

  • @James-cq2bj
    @James-cq2bj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Castro: no one can kill me
    2016: I got you fam

  • @SeemaZI
    @SeemaZI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Wow that’s insane that Fidel Castro survived 638 assassination attempts

  • @ShanOakley
    @ShanOakley 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    They have tried to assassinate me over 1 thousand times. They keep sending femme-fatales to do the job. Lucky me. : )

    • @JohnSmith-mk5jt
      @JohnSmith-mk5jt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kav9969 You say quit your bullshit, not realizing you have been wooshed. Congratulations.

    • @s.p.d.magentaranger1822
      @s.p.d.magentaranger1822 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow, that's impressive

  • @profilen5181
    @profilen5181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Castro... man, what a legend.

  • @RussianOrthodoxMonarchist
    @RussianOrthodoxMonarchist 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I would have added His All Holiness Bartholomew I, Ecumenical Patriarch of Constantinople, to the list. He has been the target of manu dozens upon dozens of assassination attempts. Being one of the major leaders of Christendom living in Turkey tends to do that.

  • @jamarwillis1377
    @jamarwillis1377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Them survive people who are trying to kill them
    Me: steps on a lego starts crying on the floor

  • @veronicawilliams6861
    @veronicawilliams6861 7 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    I'm early, wanna hear a joke?
    Me too.

    • @pottupatteri2903
      @pottupatteri2903 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Too old joke

    • @SP4RT4N0MEG4
      @SP4RT4N0MEG4 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Veronica Williams Watch mojo's new ideas

    • @cannedsardines4930
      @cannedsardines4930 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Veronica Williams stop copying other people's comments dumb bitch

    • @benmarley3086
      @benmarley3086 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Veronica Williams a

    • @mmmzzzz560
      @mmmzzzz560 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I h8 u for copying my joke i made it and you fking noob

  • @theghost6244
    @theghost6244 7 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    Where's JFK???... Oh wait...

    • @cancandan7616
      @cancandan7616 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      ZEUSSx21 triggered

    • @martinarmenta835
      @martinarmenta835 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      ZEUSSx21 it happened like 50 years ago get over it.

    • @juandominguez5127
      @juandominguez5127 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yao Ming jfk just retired from a heavy headache.he will be back in a couple of years and make a comeback

    • @Manoliskon917
      @Manoliskon917 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Pro_Memer71_X HE'S IS GOING TO RETURN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SQUARE CIRCLE, IN FRONT OF THE MILLIONS.. AND MILLIONS TO RECAPTURE, RECLAIM THE WWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP.

    • @mmananquil18
      @mmananquil18 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TOO SOON!

  • @rolandofgilead43
    @rolandofgilead43 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    i dunno much about Catro weather he was a good man or a bad one to be fair. but he was friends with Christopher Lee and i think if my memory is right and yes i could be wrong that he suggest he take up acting in the 1940's.
    he also was an actor in a couple films as well in the 40's. one called Made in Mexico if again my memory is Right with Roddy Mcdowall than about 17 or 18 years old. a pretty good film actually. i had no idea he had that many attempts though i did know it was a lot. i was not surprised he lived to be 90 but was surprised when he did because the man seemed to live forever.

  • @noahjin7298
    @noahjin7298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    God: Who are you? Hitler: I'm the person who killed Hitler God: Welcome God: Wait a minute... Hitler: GET PLAYED

  • @Janisschlappi
    @Janisschlappi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Kenny from South Park 😂

    • @tobos8909
      @tobos8909 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Janis Schlapbach "Survived"
      Good try though

  • @benc.3128
    @benc.3128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That pope is amazing, he got shot then forgave and befriended the man. (Im not religious)

    • @rtn5405
      @rtn5405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      someone here doesnt know what propaganda means

    • @nuibui6667
      @nuibui6667 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      these things are fake religious propaganda. Even the christians know that those men are upto no good.

    • @slyflydotsslidesfries1483
      @slyflydotsslidesfries1483 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The fact that Pope John Paul befriended the guy who tried to kill him tells me that he is way kinder than me because if I were that pope I would ask if I could get a metal bar and give him a maco man square up to the face

  • @vishah3896
    @vishah3896 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You can't kill me
    -Woods cosplaying castro

  • @leobuscaglia5576
    @leobuscaglia5576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There is a saying in India, "Jako rakhey saiya, maar sake na koi"
    (One whom the lord protects, no one can kill.)

  • @Ismail-Ibrahim841
    @Ismail-Ibrahim841 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Castro is #1.
    In other News, You guys are running out of ideas.

    • @sthezh
      @sthezh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      If you think they are running out of ideas, you're only fueling it. You are the one subbed and watching their videos.

    • @mr.e6126
      @mr.e6126 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Darth FatCow You must not know how the channel works. Their fanbase chooses the videos ideas, they choose who is on the list and where. Also how the fuck is someone being on a list related to running out of ideas? Lmao

    • @LegendOfKhaos12
      @LegendOfKhaos12 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mr. E right ? I doubt there’s someone close to surviving 689 or whatever assassination attempts.. he’s totally pertinent to this topic and is deservedly number one

  • @TheVitoandollini1
    @TheVitoandollini1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Castro is a true G

  • @garycarpenter6433
    @garycarpenter6433 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Number 2 I've never heard of before

  • @jejeje8562
    @jejeje8562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    welp, my mom always assassinate me with her slippers

  • @llll-lr1yo
    @llll-lr1yo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    RASPUTIN!!!!!!!! HOW THE HELL DID YOU FORGET ABOUT HIM!!!!!

    • @Potato79207
      @Potato79207 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      IT was no assination he just DONT want to Die

    • @mcj2219
      @mcj2219 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was assasinated, after a toxic wine, drowning in a frozen river, 60 gunshots and more

    • @lukaskoric1202
      @lukaskoric1202 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because he technically died from HYPOTHERMIA.

  • @veryfamilyfriendlychristia869
    @veryfamilyfriendlychristia869 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Iv survived my parents trying to kill me about 73 times. Why am o not here?

    • @anddrom6853
      @anddrom6853 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      243 backstabs and 371 assassination attempts
      All failed or/and went wrong

    • @jetspull5064
      @jetspull5064 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anddrom6853 Shit

    • @marciabent9587
      @marciabent9587 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @talridisblagoev242
    @talridisblagoev242 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    #8 our tzar liberator :) rest in peace.why codent you have lived longer?:( We have his memory and always close to heart.

  • @DubABattery
    @DubABattery 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I KNEW A TSAR WOULD APPEAR ON THIS LIST

  • @infamousdylanj5958
    @infamousdylanj5958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Theodore Roosevelt has entered the chat

  • @josefstalin9678
    @josefstalin9678 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    God damnit Tito...

  • @AlexanderMacAoidh
    @AlexanderMacAoidh 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    What about Teddy Roosevelt? He was shot during a speech and was knocked down, but he stood up and actually finished the speech until he went to the hospital. BadAss

  • @jeffrejr1
    @jeffrejr1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I loved Arafat he was always strapped. Even as I a child I respected that

  • @bryantbaugh9040
    @bryantbaugh9040 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I clicked on the Video for Stalin being on the thumbnail

  • @hoangkimviet8545
    @hoangkimviet8545 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    What about Malala?

  • @knotabot9370
    @knotabot9370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Holy Shit...
    Castro : You can’t kill me!
    Now we know where Woods got it from.
    Castro is Woods

  • @voyragercoh8753
    @voyragercoh8753 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Agreed again.