1. 'Do not eat your Wonton soup wantonly, Grasshopper, lest you anger The Soup god.' 2. 'When dining out, always ask that extra MSG be put into your food. This will give you extraordinary powers such as the ability to overcome The Law of Gravity - which you see in those Chinese Kung-Fu movies that you watch. Charlie Chan consumed a lot of MSG, and so did his # 1 Son.'
1. 'Do not eat your Wonton soup wantonly, Grasshopper, lest you anger The Soup god.'
2. 'When dining out, always ask that extra MSG be put into your food. This will give you extraordinary powers such as the ability to overcome The Law of Gravity - which you see in those Chinese Kung-Fu movies that you watch. Charlie Chan consumed a lot of MSG, and so did his # 1 Son.'