Minecraft, but if I laugh I die
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ก.ย. 2024
- Episode 00 of my Minecraft Let's Play where I beat the game
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Minecraft, but if I laugh I have to restart but I stopped doing that halfway through lol
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I like how he cut out a substantial amount of the “In Water, Chimps Will Drown” being donated 184 times in the space of 5 minutes and how it literally lost its funniness within 1 minute
now that ive seen an actual frequency, im suddenly very glad i wasnt there to see it-
That’s two every second holy shit
@@aimbotarrow5981 it was insane bro
@@aimbotarrow5981 people were spamming it for over half an hour
i left the stream after the 5th chimps will drown dono it was so cringe
Shoutout to Carson's chat for making this as easy as possible for him
Furthermore, shout out to Carson for still fucking it up. We wouldn't have it any other way.
Why is Carson's chat so painfully unfunny at least with youtube you can dislike the unfunny comments
@@invizcharlie9477 I mean, technically you can dislike comments but it don't do anything
@@invizcharlie9477 just like twomad’s chat/media shares
im this kids friend im cool
I love how Carsons chat has such a weak meme game that he manages to make himself laugh more than the chat did
I don’t see the need to slight the chats fuckin “meme game,” but you do you I guess
@@Flash4ML why tf you so aggressive bruv
@@Flash4ML because the stream was incredibly sad
Poor cargskon
@@Flash4ML unfortunately, he isnt too out of pocket since Carson laughed like 7 times in the 3 hour stream, 5 of them being from him just laughing at himself while he kept saying that he saw each meme already.
Minecraft but every 60 seconds, a minute passes
?
@@John20511 it's a meme
@@theadchannel6888 what’s a meme
@@John20511 meme
I've seen this before deja vu?
Disappointed that this video wasn’t just the 5 hours where “In water, chimps will drown” played over and over
At least someone else appreciated that moment.
in chimps, water will drown
Thank God, the CallMeCarson community realising that repeating jokes isn’t funny
@@kenjoda More like the CallMeCarson editor
In water, chimps will drown. Rwheeeeeeeeeeeeee
I like how the editor cut out all the times they media shared "in water, chimps will drown"
wait how many times did chat play it
@@nocarbonationtm21 184 in 10 min
@@mxkl4463 That's commitment. I have literally never seen as much commitment to things as I have on the internet, like in comment sections and live chats.
@@Salza02 you do know that I was joking?
@@mxkl4463 he was playing off your joke my guy
4:26
And it was at this moment that every other drowning monkey video was edited out because chat isn’t funny
Well some tried to edit it
How many were there lmfao
@@pecador_tor 184
Carson: *Breathes*
People: That didn't age well...😬
i don't know man kinda sounds to me like you're defending a predator 😬
@@benandwyattproductions1595 nah its just like I was showing what everyone's doing since carson got convicted
@@benandwyattproductions1595 he isnt a predator you smoothbrain.
@Ben and Wyatt Productions not a predator bro...
@@benandwyattproductions1595 he's not a predator dumb dumb. He did nothing wrong Lmao
Honestly, it’s more of a challenge to find something Carson hasn't seen on the internet than it is to make him laugh.
he mostly laughes at his own jokes
That is fair
His viewers just aren’t funny
Try showing him shitass speed run
Copied my name
alternate title: carson laughs at his own jokes and gives up on the video idea
Being alone with his thoughts is funnier than twitch chat
@Rogal Fox clown
Every vid
@Rogal Fox but y
@@dvargas3553 hermitcraft rickroll
th-cam.com/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/w-d-xo.html
this stream was just "in water, chimps drown." OVER AND OVER AND OVER
"in chimps, water drowns"
That's what makes these kinds of streams unbearable for me. If he laughs at a video, get ready for chat to make you despise it before 30 more minutes have passed.
"Oh hey he laughed at that one video, how about we submit it 50 MORE TIMES"
Don't mess with us CallMeCarson fans!
We repeat the same jokes over and over and think unfunny memes are funny
It was somewhat funny the first time, but then chat spammed the same video for almost 30 minutes. This vod was boring as shit.
NEW STIMULI, MUST REPEAT JOKE
Pain.
It hurt
Indeed
Just Spain without the s😢☹😭
2021 is now cursed
Sucks, yeah
Fun fact: In water, chimps will drown
Chimp superior chimp do not drown
Ooh ooh eeh eeh
Chimps cant swim?
@@zeplln473 they can now
This was not supposed to be funny
But Jesus fucking christ
Oh boy this man looks good at the game. I hope he doesn’t chuckle at a forest fire
Edit: this really be a bruh moment
He looks very talented. I hope he doesn’t chuckle at the thought of twomad’s home
looks like a skilled fella! hope he doesn’t crack himself up over his own joke about the dream smp :-)
What a smashing dude, I hope he doesn’t somewhat laugh at monke in car
@@barackobama1381 thanks, Obama
@@imsane1724 no problem kind stranger
“Maybe I’m a tougher cookie to crack.”
*IN WATER, CHIMPS WILL DROWN.*
Fun fact: in water, chimps will dtoen
@@r3is647 yes they will dtoen
@@Hayden49 sad reality. we will all dtoen
@@_Iss ied i mwan
Fun fact: in water, chimps will dtoen
i enjoy this video and no i didnt come here after the drama i enjoy watching his videos
Same bro
I love his vids, I hope he comes back soon
Same bro, damn I really miss his videos and streams
Same
Since he stopped shooting himself in the foot he made supreme vids
I think Carson forgets how bad his chat's humor can be. Y'all remember that Lunch Club do not laugh challenge ruined because all the media share video's were painfully unfunny?
Yeah the "THINGS I PUT MY ASS. COINS. COINS. COINS" thing was so painfully annoying. It got spammed so much
Unfunny to you*
@@Salza02 many people have different types of humor tastes- you trying to correct me isn’t gonna do anything....
@@user-nk9rg8er1v even if it was funny the first time it was spammed so much that it became unfunny
@@user-nk9rg8er1v kinda hypocritical to say correcting isn't gonna do anything when you tried correcting them...
Carson: make me laugh
Chat: no
Carson: time to take matters into my own hands
I'm not gonna blow up manberg. honestly I've accepted that chat SUCKS
Carson: Maybe I'll be a tougher cookie to crack than I thought
In WaTEr CHimPs WIlL DrOWn
4:25 in water chimps will drown
Everyone: now this is comedy
Say what you want but the guy spittin straight facts.
i honestly started cackling
carson laughing at his own tommy and wilbur bit is oddly hilarious to me
It’s because his laugh is contagious, every time he laughs I can’t help but laugh ass well
@@lisforlegend3104 *ass well*
@@generalpierogi ASS WELL
@@bjbrouwers5926 no not
Ass Well
@@lisforlegend3104 ass well
sounds like a really hard challenge
Ya
WHY DO I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE
@@jqden758 i use the justin y method
is this justin y's brother? lmao I saw you last on boffiy's vid
@@bruhify Understandable, have a nice day
Any time I see the “In the beninging” clip, I feel this weird sense of South African patriotism. Like hell yeah, that’s our dumb ex-president.
I know how you feel bru
Chrustis
Whenever i see that poes i get a wave of disappointment
Every time
Leesten carefullee
I have learned that it was fake, be disappointed with me.
Same boet :(
I'm convinced that if someone in the chat posted the "when cereal haves milk" meme Carson would've lost his shit
What I learned: Carson’s chat is usually really unfunny
always
Yeah they're awful
They always spam the same videos and repeat the same jokes, that were only funny for a couple of times.
@@unaisqureshi5812 pain
I watched this stream for 10 minutes and left immediately after cause chat was so unfunny it was just boring
please make carson smp
who
cark
Smp is done dude
Cakr
Cak
"Can I kill the ender dragon?"
"Yes, but only a spoonful"
"Say no more"
I don't get it
Comicly large shovel
@@dotwashere4498 on spo f l
**Pulls out comically large spoon**
I hate knowing that during this stream Carson would’ve been dealing with his friends cutting ties with him, you would’ve never been able to tell, that’s what sucks
shit...
They were never friends if they drop him at the first sign of trouble. Like Slimecicle calling the fucking feds immediately. Literally just clout-chasing orbiters at that point.
@@theclockworkcadaver7025 I mean Carson admitted to it and probably was willing to face the consequences so Charlie calling the feds was the responsible thing to do
@@equaius893 he was 19 and she was 17 how is that responsible?
It's almost like people have a real life outside of gaming
Alternative Title: "Laughing and Crying at the same time."
KAKAKAKAKAKAK this is wonderful! PRANK! It is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. KAKAKAKAKAKA! But I am happy agayn because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I use them to get views on my videos! KAKAKAKAK!!! Good day, dear wan
AxxL that lil vinny diss track kinda hard tho
Too basic
@Sonia Cheng crying cuz crying releases shit in your brain that makes you happy
@@AxxLAfriku I’ve seen you saying the same things for the past 2 years on TH-cam in reply sections
Carson be like: “In the beninging, you mine the wood.”
Painfully underrated comment
TookEk ok funny police
"Please be funny."
Like he is asking for death.
Looking at the transition between comments 1 month ago and comments 3 weeks ago is fun tbh
Do this but like in a discord call, so that it is even HARDER. And everyone has to try and not laugh
Bossy
Hes not your puppet
@@weakw1llok snowflake-
I actually liked watching just Carson
April Summers bully
Last time I was this early, pizza still had a job.
What happened to pizza?
@@littleguy3389 pizza
I get the joke
@@littleguy3389 Wood, in cold blood, fired pizza.
damn how he gonna get a job now 😔
“I’m not pretending, I’m just stupid.”
-Carson 2020
Edit: Ok so this didn’t age well
Bruh, I tell my mother that all the time
That part came on right as i read this comment. Lol
Mood
@@mewtwotwo1507 bro same wtf
I thought stupid said straight for a second
I'm so hyped for Carson to come back and do more shit like this, I miss it so much lmao
bro so true, i wanna see more of his cat when he comes back
@@animebabe7398 i’m hyped for when carson comes back when he was first canceled i actually went and looked through all the evidence and went though the legal system for what he was accused of and the law he broke was pretty much only for 50 year olds who try and date kids and looking at accounts of grooming what carson did hardly even counts as grooming not once he use his fame to his advantage like many claim and i even have a cousin who is a lawyer and with the evidence i gave him about the case he said carson is innocent cause in legal standards age gapes in cases like this don’t really count unless it’s a 8 year difference and i think in a way the cancelation helped carson find out who his true friends are and fans
only his loyal fans stick around and even though he lost some subs currently most people subbed to him like him for who he is as a person and a lot of the people canceling him are under 18 and dating people in there 20s
@@RalseiGaming holy shit that’s dedication
Ralsei Gaming mad dedication
My friend the time has come
This whole video is literally just Carson making himself laugh
Carson’s chat: okay that wasn’t really a laugh
Wilburs chat: _He LaUgHeD i SaW hiM LaUgH_
Thing is, Wilbur chuckled every 2 seconds.
@Sprunk Papa No, most of the time he makes some excuse and keeps going
At least Wilbur's chat has a good sense of humour unlike Carson's
@@AmogusTheAdogus and Wilbur's chat tends to send more wholesome stuff while most of Carson's chat is just random loud nonsense so ig since they're both very different people they attract people with very different humor so that might explain why Wilbur's chat tends to have better humor like that chat can get annoying especially with the Tommy Innit spam
@@trashysage Epic
Unironically, I can't wait for the let's play. Carson is one of the most chill minecrafters I've watched, and I'm excited to see him get back to it.
well, he is not QUITE dream
@@mister4y dream isn’t that chill rlly and actually more energetic rlly
I hope he does some fun things like rescuing a ghast, or capturing a ravager
don't worry, i'm just passing through and revisiting memories before they're gone
shit still fucking hurts
He s not a pedo tho and hell come back
Boo fuckin hoo
It really does hurt, but he'll heal from the drama and come back. And even if he doesn't, we always have the memories.
@@dimo6994 he isn't a pedo but what he did was illegal
I almost feel bad for watching him but it's so funny.
At least his laugh is not forced like Twomad’s try not to laugh series
or Markiplier's.
Yeah but with twomad he fakes (almost) laugh so people will donate more, thats business
my mans hustlin if he wants 2 jebait 12 year olds with their parents credit cards let em
@@thenonchalantzealot1000 i feel like marks laughs are genuine, i mean...guys expressive as hell, and loud as hell too
@Luke Fraczek I've heard him laugh to his friends' jokes when he wasn't the one recording. I know it's real, but it sounds so fake. It sounds like a voice actor making a laugh for their character.
Where is the 20 minutes of "in water chimps will drown"
Disappointed that this video wasn’t just the 5 hours where “In water, chimps will drown” played over and over
Carson laughing has me screaming in joy
Why
e
Because Carson
I also like Laughing in pain
#letusseethebakugancarson
Honestly, I still love this guy
i always did and always will
i like how carson is easy to make laugh but the real challenge was dealing with how painfully unfunny the chat was
Carson: *Breathes slightly harder*
The entire chat: And I took that personally.
12:33 that mountain looks like the dog from the show of Peter Griffin
Brian from Family Guy?
This dude doesn't know who brian is how old and uncultured are you.
@@caesardelatorre6893 I just forgot his name and the name of the show, don't be mad bro xd
@@elb4b0s08 im angry
Ah yes the show of Peter griffin lmaoo
Honestly Carson made me laugh the most on TH-cam, I miss his content and it’s crazy that I just got his video recommended to me when I needed a laugh the most, hope you’re doing well.
I'm hearing a lot of people say "ive never beaten minecraft by myself/ legitimately yet... and to that I say me neither and I'm glad I wasn't alone on this.
in my 5 years of playing minecraft i have never killed the ender dragon in survival
@@uwnoodle in my 7 years of playing Minecraft I’ve never beat it in survival...
The cave sounds stop me from beating the game
I tried rushing the ender dragon yesterday... piglins camped my nether portal and creepers camped my dirt hut...
only on creative mode for me lmaooo... im glad im not alone too haha
10:17 The chimp has drowned
Watching him make fun of the DreamSMP as someone who watches a lot of DreamSMP stuff makes it funnier tbfh.
It does lmao
on god bro
Why is is so hard to read your user
fr
@@jojo_todoroki1245 twas the intent
Video: In water, chimps will drown!
Carson: *Dies*
even after the controversy, carson's laugh is contagious
@@snuzieB No he's just saying that when he laughs it's hard not to laugh with him
What is the point of this stupid comment
@@Harrisonmego what is the point of this stupid reply
@Akshar Pokala your comment is the stupidest lol
@Akshar Pokala you really out here saying that without realizing "stupider" isn't a word 💀
and, if my comment was stupid, why fucking pay attention to it??
Bruh TH-cam really recommended this video during this whole situation lmao
I think he shouldn’t get his life ruined over this.
@@jackholley2993 yep
@@jackholley2993
Agreed
@@jackholley2993 you’re wise
its literally legal
Fans: *sends quality memes*
Carson: “dunno guys maybe your not that funny.”
Carson: *Sees forest fire*
Carson: Now this is peak comedy.
To be fair, we didn’t see all the other ones that were not put in the video
Well they were shit memes
"quality"
I saw the VOD, 90 percent of the vids were garbage, 9 percent he had already seen...
After Carson laughed to "In water, chimps will drown!" for the first time, everybody began spamming the video in hopes Carson would laugh again.
pain.
Pain.
Pain.
pain
pain
Pain.
I am so disappointed in myself for laughing at the georgenotfound gay clip.
No comment 🤣
twitter moment
Gotta admit, it was pretty hot
Some godly comedic timing right there with “the nice thing about the buildings one is that it was funny.” and the fart sound video pops up
Carson is a genuinely funny guy, but he keeps holding himself back at times.
Been rewatching some of these videos now that Carson seems to be making a return to the internet. I honestly don't even care about the controversy earlier this year, I just miss him so much.
CARSON COME BACK WE NEED YOU BRO
@@olsamthememegodbicyclechin Fr!
I never cared for it in the first place, just hoping the funnies from carson make a return soon
Even if it means sitting through an obligatory "apology" video to please people
Imagine he was still doing the no laughing thing and he laughed at "ring your iron spoon"
It’s so sad to think about the gold this man was gonna create
Twitter killed the innocent man, and he might not come back
Carson does a little trolling
Literally omg
@Dolt What does he even need to be held accountable for? He's not a pedo, he didn't abuse his power, he didn't brush it off or anything
@@Dommbuscus actions still happened and he was kinda in the wrong, but the problem here is that he really didn't deserve all of that
When the first comment is “haha funny”:
haha funny
true
true
true
true
UwU harder
We miss you man. Hope you’re doing well.
Edit: HELL yeah!
He recently tweeted "Give me a little bit longer 👍"
@@Ozzy4201 He also tweeted something along the lines of "give me a few more weeks" like 2 days ago.
You're never gonna believe this man, I think he's back
"Why is it so busted"
-Cuts to 30 creepers exploding
Carson come back, everybody without anime profile pictures miss you.
LOL I LOVE THIS
Well said
bro i miss him i got a manga pfp
It just hurts at this point
Minecraft, but every second my career gets worse
So funny tho omfggg im actually crying
Damn everything hurts lmao, anyone else worried about him? :/ someone needs to help him out
Krinios is still looking out for him thankfully
@@Ethan-wq2et really that's good to hear
@@Ethan-wq2et Ethan it’s Ben😳 Ben hall
@@Ethan-wq2et Ethan... I think Ben Hall knows you
@@Ethan-wq2et I think this Ben guy knows you Ethan
8:54 "callmecarson was killed by [intentional game design]"
I don’t know how he could fuck that up
"Maybe you guys aren't funny"
Well, they're CallMeCarson fans... were they ever funny?
one community, one exclusive shitty sense of humor
then who be you, traveler. if ye not of the cult then ye here for alternate reasons, do tell.
*Points gun at himself*
The fans essentially have Carsons sense of humor, but unlike Carson, its spread throughout them all and isn't concentrated into one person
Calling out for bad humor then making a 5 year old joke.
GG
Me: depressed
Carson: how about I just squeeze right on in there
14:19 i actually chugged a bang once and absolutely bombed a math test and broke down in tears. I think i got a ~20% on it.
Carson: how the f do u do beds
Bed: *explodes*
Carson: *face of disappointment*
CARSON:GROOMS A MINOR
AJAHAHA STUPID CARSON
@@beanandcornbreadman5134 😐
@@beanandcornbreadman5134 😐
Carson: **Exists**
Normies in his comment section: Oof Eesh That didn't age well, Cringe 😬😬.
Yeah it sucks he did that :(
@@thefunkyfetus5043 wasn't even that bad though
@@qtorer0r19 people love to blow things out of proportion. The situation wasn't necessarily good, but to call him a pedo is absurd.
I hope he comes back, i dont care.
@illumi zoldyck he owned cp from multiple people
top 10 anime betrayals.
stop it
stop it
stop it
i dont wanna thinka bout it
@@audreyhawrylo I watch the vids still. I don't respect carson but i like his content. It's like playing minecraft without respecting notch or enjoying harry potter without respecting JK Rowling
@@asei231 bro please the incident was not exactly his fault man you can see all about it here - th-cam.com/video/xD428kjRSjo/w-d-xo.html
@@redhoodplays768 but didn’t he admit to it?
@@Lynyx1120 He did admit to it but it was not completely his fault bc the girl had given her consent for it to happen so he cant be fully blamed for the events that followed
For those who weren’t at the stream “In water, chimps will drown” was the only thing playing for about 10 minutes
I legit read that as "if I die I laugh" and was extremely confused
*OUR BOY'S COMING HOME*
Rip to the guy that resubbed for 12 months
I find it hilarious that he made himself laugh half of the times he had to reset.
I got this in my recommended, I haven't gotten a Carson video recommended to me in ages, perhaps it is a sign
I didn't realise now unfunny Carson's chat was until now
There were a few decently funny clips right up until after the first time he laughs
Good thing carson can somewhat save it
The most vocal people are the least funny. It’s all 9 year olds with their moms credit cards, the rest of the chat are like the comment sections on his videos: annoying, but mildly amusing
Watching in 2021 , I miss you Carson
we all do man
The best part of the stream was the "In water, chimps will drown" videos and nobody can convince me otherwise.
That was the worst to me.
The first one? Pretty good. The 87 times after that? Absolutely not.
That was what made me leave the stream. Carson's chat is probably one of the most embarrassing and annoying ones I've ever seen
no it wasn't they kept sending it over and over and made it unfunny.
This is the 2nd search result when you search "in water chimps will drown"
I miss this, god carson please just come back we need you and a lot of use miss you
4:26 I just laughed at that, full volume, at 2am, in a house of 3 people. I'm scared
minecraft but if i laugh i go to prison
You laugh you get canceled
11:14 funniest thing is that he was the president of my country
watching him after shlatts video, i can definitely see how he feels
@poop guy it’s the newest video on theweeklyslap
Yeah I really don’t think Carson is an evil person. A lot of people on Twitter comparing him to a pedophile, which he really isn’t, but what he did isn’t right. All I want is that the Etika stuff doesn’t repeat itself.
@@castlebear199 god man don't even you put that into the earth I pray to God you didn't just jinx i t
So proud of this guy. He’s finally starting to relax a tiny bit and just make content that he likes whether others like it or not, and that content happens to be FANTASTIC!
2:34 "Maybe im gonna be a tougher cookie to crack." 4:26 *In water, Chimps will drown."
Everytime Carson says he's not too shabby, I drink.
12:34 OMG it's doofenschmirtz evil inc.
cason realized how depressing it is to play without laughing. thats why he gave up
IS THAY WHY HE GROOMED A MINOR?
HMMMM
It wasnt grooming, the age gap is only 2 years, the real problem here is the possession of cp
CH
CHILD P*RN WOAH
THATS WORSE THAN I THOUGHT
WOW
HES IN DEEP TROUBLE AINT HE
@@beanandcornbreadman5134 Why are you typing in all caps? also yes, while he is not a groomer he is still in the wrong for having a possession of cp, which could most likely get him arrested as well
*In water, C H I M P S W I L L D R O W N.*
2:18
The forshadowing is immaculate, I can't believe we were all so blind
What about that clip was for shadowing
One of my favourite kind of humours is the kind where something is so painfully unfunny that it becomes hilarious