With all the comedy albums/cassettes that came out in the 80's-90's It would have out sold all of em other then Carlin he should have done it in the 90's
@@MkeKen67 ARE YOU F***ING KIDDING ME???? WHAT did she write ? i can see Russia from my roof, i m a silly woman really a conservative goof, my son Levi is delinquent but honest folks , an okay guy, my daughter was a pregnant teen, hey weve all got our problems except ive got em all and those in between, just trying to prove , we are just an average American family , hey wait wheres my husband? Oh thats right he left out he moved, there are those people who will talk & are not very nice, i call them Democrats Liberals & Commies to be precise, you know its another cold day im knee deep in snow , im hunting up dinner with my rifle thats NRA approved, maybe i"ll shoot me a bear or moose or anything hooved, i belleive myself a capable gal, despite the fact that i dont play nice with others and nobodys pal, aw shucks i couldve been the next veep, but ya know were all just followers , herds of mindless sheep, if your ever up north and sally forth look me up in Alaska ,but keep ye yap shut cuzzz if i want your opinion ill ask ya
I love Christopher Walken in anything! He has a side eye kind of devious humor that is both hilarious, intriguing and yet terrifying. So good in drama and horror movies both. Love him always!
I met Chris at his family bakery and talked with him often. Everyone knows how wonderful he is at acting and dancing but he can talk at great lengths about how he makes bread. I learned a lot about bread making from Chris. I use several of the recipes he gave me. In a separate topic Chris should’ve received an academy award as a supporting actor in Joe Dirt, one of the best movies ever made, and by far the best movie Chris ever made!
Came across this by pure accident but after seeing Christopher Walken's name, I had to stop and check it out... the man is a legend, a genius and a PROPER SCARY GUY - loved this so much/// Although, I think that even I, at 54 years old, might STILL have nightmares! 🤣😲
Yeah, I came across this accidentally, too. Like you, Walken is a name I will always remember and an actor who can delight or terrify in equal measure. This had my sides splitting!
My favorite part of all of this is how Chris begins by opening a rather needlessly large book, implying he's going to be reading the story from it, and then just proceeds to shoot from the hip with the whole thing, not once putting the book down. What a legend.
Love Chris....my family used to get bread and treats from his family’s bakery when I was a kid in Astoria NY. They also owned a cafe. One of The all time greatest actors.
This man really could have been a wonderful kindergarten teacher. He would scare those children straight to listen and sit. Wish I had the same traits and personality.
First of all, that sweater......but listening to Christopher Walken read The Three Little Pigs more than makes up for the loud sweater!! Awesome, simply awesome.
Christopher Walken, besides all the good things said about him, has the most unusual eyes that pierce right into your heart, no matter what role he plays from the friendly neighbor to the villain and I have yet to find comments from people to recognize and acknowledge it. So, please add that to his credit.
Perhaps??? Have you not followed his career? He can play the most terrifying villians, then play a weird hobo, and even a hot romantic character. All completely believable. He even has a way of making sinister characters funny, and funny characters scary.
You guys are such assholes. He specifically stated that this was made for his GIRLFRIEND who I assume appreciates this kinda stuff. I wasn't looking for this new edit but it's youtube, it's free, he gave prior warning of the intent......... Come on. Be kind
That was a lot nicer than I expected. Christopher can be very intimidating with threats and I expected more of that in his story telling. But regardless, it was still an entertaining read.
People just wanna hear his voice. A director once made him so crazy by writing new lines for him every day during shooting, to hear his voice more... Its like the story of a saint being driven crazy because people wont leave him alone
Why ruin a classic skit with a montage of crappy clips from angry birds, babe, and the like? How could anyone think that it would be better than the delivery of Christopher Walken? I didn't think it was possible to ruin a Christopher Walken skit...
because they stole the video (ironically from someone who uploaded the footage without the studios permission) and they're trying to stop TH-cams copyright algorithm from picking it up here's the "original" video: th-cam.com/video/Tp_a9TLISoM/w-d-xo.html
"I need more cowbell". For all the things you can say about Chris and that he's said and done himself, to have you life summed up by a few simple words. That is something. A thousand years from now, some one is going to be saying that. A million years some alien is going to interpret the radio signals hitting their planet and one alien is going to turn to the other and ask, 'What's a cow bell?'
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Am I the only one tripping on last few seconds of this? Lol
I see what you did here...there, clever :):
No
Hahaha
Highlighted the question comment that would make people watch it til the end, very clever lol
tammy davis or the comment that would make people just skip to the end, like I did. It actually made me not watch the video
Christopher Walken could read the ingredients list off the back of a bag of Doritos and I think I would still be entertained.
Dude helped kill Natalie wood
@@johnmusser8925 drugs and alcohol did a pretty good job. 👍 👌 don't think anyone needed to help
@@rustyszykowny8399 it was murder he got caught doing her husband had to kill Natalie
Exactly!!
Unrelated, I think it could be entertaining if he read the entire phone booth.
Everything Walken touches turns to madness, becomes weird and funny; and that's why we love him.
*imagine what he could do with a role within the harry potter universe...i see him as a Defense against the Dark Arts instructor and a very good one*
His sweater is madness.
he is the emperor in Dune 2, and it will be so cool and dark.
@@scottmantooth8785 He be a far more eccentric version of Gilderoy Lockhart, with a lighter version mixed of Barty Crouch Jr.
*possibly as Snapes older brother?*@@egb50000
No one really appreciates just how informative this children's story is on the importance of masonry
That third piggy was a freemason.
You nailed it right on the head 😏😅
@@1faunaempath. That’s the last straw.
I'm a bricklayer and I use the "3 Little Pigs" fable all the time. It always gets a small smile.
In the original the third pig didn't help his brothers, fun fact.
Don't you just love Christopher Walken? What a diverse actor with a unique voice and incredible reign of character expressions.
And, he can dance
Love? More like adore and worship!!!
@@Wayne_155 like no other!
And a wonderfully trained Dancer.💙💙💙
And this is the main reason of the fact that other great actors do often try to imporsonate the man. some times in his very presence, [good luck]
I'd love to start a petition to have Christopher Walken reading old children stories in his wonderfully unique comedic delivery.
Yesssssss!!!
I’d sign it! 😂😂
Not only is Christopher Walken a badass actor - he's also a badass storyteller
Christopher Walken and Jeff Goldblum. If only humanity could be as perfect as these two weirdos! Gotta love em
Agreed!
All of Jeff Goldblum's interviews with Conan are priceless.
Brilliantly eccentric those two would be
Perfect? They don't even keep the Sabbath day.
John Malkovich too
Imagine Walken and Goldblum doing the 12 Days of Christmas together 😂
Christopher Walken is a national treasure.
He helped kill Natalie wood
So if you are in a nearby area when someone dies that means " you helped kill them " ? I think we're all in trouble if that's true.
Christopher Walken a man of many talents!
That is funniest version of the three little pigs I have ever heard. Christopher is a unique genius. I love this guy's voice...
Look up John Branyan's telling of it.
Walken could make big bucks doing a spoken album of beloved children's stories.
I'd pay to listen to it.
With all the comedy albums/cassettes that came out in the 80's-90's It would have out sold all of em other then Carlin he should have done it in the 90's
He's nearly got one over on William Shatner as far ss spoken word performance goes
LOL
@@lisar.veneziano1517 -Shatner reading Sarah Palin's "poetry" was pretty darn good, though.
@@MkeKen67 ARE YOU F***ING KIDDING ME???? WHAT did she write ? i can see Russia from my roof, i m a silly woman really a conservative goof, my son Levi is delinquent but honest folks , an okay guy, my daughter was a pregnant teen, hey weve all got our problems except ive got em all and those in between, just trying to prove , we are just an average American family , hey wait wheres my husband? Oh thats right he left out he moved, there are those people who will talk & are not very nice, i call them Democrats Liberals & Commies to be precise, you know its another cold day im knee deep in snow , im hunting up dinner with my rifle thats NRA approved, maybe i"ll shoot me a bear or moose or anything hooved, i belleive myself a capable gal, despite the fact that i dont play nice with others and nobodys pal, aw shucks i couldve been the next veep, but ya know were all just followers , herds of mindless sheep, if your ever up north and sally forth look me up in Alaska ,but keep ye yap shut cuzzz if i want your opinion ill ask ya
Eh, Gilbert Godfried would be a thousand times better. Go look for the sketch where he is an audio book narrator, now THAT is funny.
I love Christopher Walken in anything! He has a side eye kind of devious humor that is both hilarious, intriguing and yet terrifying. So good in drama and horror movies both. Love him always!
I like how he smiles through the whole thing. He's clearly having fun.
I met Chris at his family bakery and talked with him often. Everyone knows how wonderful he is at acting and dancing but he can talk at great lengths about how he makes bread. I learned a lot about bread making from Chris. I use several of the recipes he gave me.
In a separate topic Chris should’ve received an academy award as a supporting actor in Joe Dirt, one of the best movies ever made, and by far the best movie Chris ever made!
I fell in love with him during my first viewing of The Deer Hunter. Golly, he's handsome.
Joe Dirt one of the best? Now that's funny.
@@mdteletom1288 I meant to say ‘the best’, not ‘one of the best’!
@@mdteletom1288 I meant to say ‘the best’, not ‘one of the best’!
What a cool story! He always struck me as a down-to-earth kind of person from what I've seen of and heard about him.
Came across this by pure accident but after seeing Christopher Walken's name, I had to stop and check it out... the man is a legend, a genius and a PROPER SCARY GUY - loved this so much/// Although, I think that even I, at 54 years old, might STILL have nightmares! 🤣😲
Yeah, I came across this accidentally, too. Like you, Walken is a name I will always remember and an actor who can delight or terrify in equal measure. This had my sides splitting!
Walken: "Children, scooch closer. Don't make me tell you again, about the scooching!"
This is the most perfect reading of the “Three Little Pigs” that I have heard ever!! 🤣🤣 Walken is a genius!!
I love Christopher Walken😻🔥💕
Christopher Walken has such a dry sense of humor and that’s what makes him so darn funny imo! Such a brilliant actor and human being!
Christopher Walken saying "bacon butties" is the highlight of 2020 so far.
'buddies'
😂😂😂😂
@ both Walken
& your exchange
I thought he was saying "bacon butties" as well, cause that's a British bacon sandwich.
@shannondore I think he's trying to say that, but it comes out as "buddies".
I could listen to Christopher Walken talk all day
Yes
Six years later and still no one has suggested that you enjoy listening to Christopher Talken
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Meeeee 2. 😎
I really wish he could have gone ahead with his cooking show
LOL "exit pig 1...pig 2 same story" almost lost it
ALLY S Yep exit to smart brick piggies house
I did.
My eyes watered.
I did!
Second verse!
Same as the first!
My favorite part of all of this is how Chris begins by opening a rather needlessly large book, implying he's going to be reading the story from it, and then just proceeds to shoot from the hip with the whole thing, not once putting the book down. What a legend.
The only thing missing in this story is more cowbell
Love Chris....my family used to get bread and treats from his family’s bakery when I was a kid in Astoria NY. They also owned a cafe. One of The all time greatest actors.
Nice! Cool story.
Russian Roulette out back?
You too? All these people who have met him. I hate you all lol. Ive been in love with him since i was 5
This is like Christopher Walken doing a Christopher Walken impression.
He is always like that, at this point! 😂
2:04 “who wants to argue ...?” That look is peak Christopher Walken.
Totally hysterical!! Love this guy! His talents are endless!!
It's amazing how he reads the story without once looking down into the book.
"Pig two, same story!"
anything as read by Christopher Walken!!!! He needs to do audio books that would be lit
This man really could have been a wonderful kindergarten teacher. He would scare those children straight to listen and sit. Wish I had the same traits and personality.
"you in the red, chop chop"
the only way to improve Christopher walken. . . more Christopher walken.
Guys here is a picture of me and my family have a very merry Christmas present from you soon
More cowbell!
@@joshfriesen1981 If horses were wishin' we'd all be "Walken", my friend... Peace Josh...😁😁😁✌
Add bacon.
Nope
Love this man, what a talent.
This is absolutely and utterly PURE GOLD
🏆 ❤ 🐺 🐖 🐖 🐖
One of the greatest actors! And great dancer!!
Please, children, scooch closer. Don't make me tell you again about the scooching.
+Chris Molyneaux wheres he say that
It's from The Simpsons.
though it wasn't his voice they had Jay Mohr impersonate him.
You in the red, chop chop
"I need more cowbell"
First of all, that sweater......but listening to Christopher Walken read The Three Little Pigs more than makes up for the loud sweater!! Awesome, simply awesome.
"Wolfie burns...Piggy lives!" One of the funniest things I've ever seen on TH-cam. Still cracks me up :).
Christopher Walken can make almost anything sound funny he could read the ingredients from some kind of canned food and make it sound hilarious
"Arrivederci porco numero due, buongiorno salame!" ahahahahha brilliant!
Christopher Walken reading "The Three Little Pigs"? Love it!
Such a touching rendition of this story by a master storyteller.
Christopher Walken, besides all the good things said about him, has the most unusual eyes that pierce right into your heart, no matter what role he plays from the friendly neighbor to the villain and I have yet to find comments from people to recognize and acknowledge it. So, please add that to his credit.
That is why he is so fascinating. Literally everything about him is mesmerizing. Even the way he walks is almost cat-like
This needs more cowbell.
Beat me to it.
Richardwyndham # Oh,sh*t,that was freaking funny!!
What?? It has plenty of cowbell.
Cowbell-my weapon of choice
I GOT A FEVA' & THE ONLY CURE IS....MORE COWBELL !!!
would love to hear him read, "the night before christmas "
I want to hear him and Jeff Goldblum do the 12 Days of Christmas lol
Love the way he sends himself up and his timing is perfect. Perhaps he really can act.
Perhaps!?
@@tonibauer2405 That's exactly what I said to myself, then I saw you replied back.
Perhaps??? Have you not followed his career? He can play the most terrifying villians, then play a weird hobo, and even a hot romantic character. All completely believable. He even has a way of making sinister characters funny, and funny characters scary.
Such an iconic voice, you don’t even need the visuals..💕💕
A nice performance by Christopher Walken, ruined by really inane editing.
Is this SNL?
alachabre got to agree
Here's the clip without the bullshit:
th-cam.com/video/Tp_a9TLISoM/w-d-xo.html
The most pointless and counterproductive piece of editing ever.
You guys are such assholes. He specifically stated that this was made for his GIRLFRIEND who I assume appreciates this kinda stuff. I wasn't looking for this new edit but it's youtube, it's free, he gave prior warning of the intent......... Come on. Be kind
I like him he has his own style he brings to every character he portraits
Just the right amount of Walken to lift a bad day.
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Need more cowbell!😉
they say a good comedian can make the phone book funny, this makes Christopher Walken the Groucho Marks of that
The best version I've ever heard.
He reads The Raven too.
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Would love to hear him read more children's stories. Lol 😂 funny.
Whenever I want to lighten up my day I come to this clip
That was perfect! Thanks for bringing back memories of a chair like that in our sunroom and my dad telling the story of The 3 Little Pigs. ❤
I can listen to Walken all day long... a wolf! a big wolf! a bad wolf! hahaha
As an adult that story takes on a whole new meaning
Loved the way he said " you axed for it".
I love this,,,, Christopher Walden is awesome
I love Christopher Walken: King of New York and prince of hollywood.
That was a lot nicer than I expected. Christopher can be very intimidating with threats and I expected more of that in his story telling. But regardless, it was still an entertaining read.
Thats what I love about him. He can seem so sinister, and then make it funny, and then even hot sometimes lol.
A fractured fairy tale. Love it!
He's like the Grimm Brothers, only with more cowbell.
Thank You I Needed My Dose Of Christopher Walken! He is such a great comedian too!! 😁🤗😂😂
I could listen to this all day! It's hilarious!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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"Okay, you asked for it piggy." I love how Mr. Walken emphasized on the 'k'.
Christopher Walken voice is amazing. The way he says things..
I luv the "Twister" scenes!!!
One of my favorite entertainers. Great dancer, too.
I could listen to Christopher Walken read books all day long. Lol
"This wolf, he liked PORK!" is such a Norm McDonald line.
I never knew how much I needed this in my life 😂
Always makes me laugh.... Thanks Mr. Walken
Gonna miss this magnificent person when he is gone.
estoy de acuerdo contigo
You do know that he and a friend once murdered a woman in international waters, right?
xD hay pruebas de ello? no, no las hay
SlyRobot Any proof of Walken's involvement?
You can do anything on those waters
Christopher Walken is the most Christopher Walken-y of them all.
I LOVE Christopher Walken's comedic timing!! 😂🤣
where has this been all my life???!!
National Treasure. He would have made it big in old Warner Brothers movies. What a character
😂🤣😂 Got to love Christopher Walken this and him in the Fat Boy Slim video are 2 of my favourites.
People just wanna hear his voice.
A director once made him so crazy by writing new lines for him every day during shooting, to hear his voice more...
Its like the story of a saint being driven crazy because people wont leave him alone
How can anyone dislike this treasure?
The big bad wolf
No one got it like Christopher got it!!! I could watch him all day long.
That guy's Christopher Walken imitation is spot on!
Christopher Walken is just incredible! He takes an old children's story and makes it new again. 🤣
He should think about hosting reading rainbow.
That would be awesome! But i dont think Public TV could afford him unfortunately.
Why ruin a classic skit with a montage of crappy clips from angry birds, babe, and the like?
How could anyone think that it would be better than the delivery of Christopher Walken?
I didn't think it was possible to ruin a Christopher Walken skit...
I liked it.
Yeah i thought every single clip was a waste of time. Id rather just watch the man!
I get the feeling a 12 year old made this lol
I like the skit tho
because they stole the video (ironically from someone who uploaded the footage without the studios permission) and they're trying to stop TH-cams copyright algorithm from picking it up
here's the "original" video: th-cam.com/video/Tp_a9TLISoM/w-d-xo.html
Nathan barker I
Probably helped for copy write issues. The host was English so I bet they're waiting for some royalties.
i remembered this, I LOVE CHRISTOPHER WALKEN ALWAYS
.... & the wolfs name was Chris.... This had me cracking up!!! 👌😎🤣
"I need more cowbell". For all the things you can say about Chris and that he's said and done himself, to have you life summed up by a few simple words. That is something. A thousand years from now, some one is going to be saying that. A million years some alien is going to interpret the radio signals hitting their planet and one alien is going to turn to the other and ask, 'What's a cow bell?'
This gentleman had a style all his own, the voice, the look and the timing, magnificent!
I’d love to hear Joe Pesci read it.
Do I amuse you? Funny... how?
Epic, simply epic. That voice ....... 😂
why would you ruin it with that angry birds bullshit
Christopher Walden 3 little pigs
OMG! Why oh WHY is everything Christopher Walken does so freakin' sexy? No, seriously!
Agreed!
I think he might be the most charismatic actor of all.
Love this guy, 'it's a straw door, so how he knocks on it I don't know...'
What movies are these, I only recognize Van Helsing.
sharcalena one was from Twister, I think
Wolfman 2010.
What a great video. I love his New York twist on the story
He just starts with "Hello, children!" and people laugh already, because the idea of Walken talking to children is funny in itself.
Oh, Christopher Walken, you are SO beautiful and your voice is like an angel's choir!