I'm English, and old, (77) and I didn't think I'd find this funny; how wrong can you be! I doubt I 'll ever get to Texas now, but the person who does these signs is a genius - thank you for making me giggle!
fortunately, (in my dreams) they're always filthy, broken or already in use. I know they're in use because they often have no doors or walls. My dream self works overtime to wake me up.
I always find myself in a crowded bathroom with absolutely no privacy. But I try to find the cleanest stall and do my business. Except... all those dream people just stare at me.
I hadn't thought of that. Actually make that WASNLT ALLOWED to quarantine. For most HC workers I bet 14 days off would be a dream come true right now assuming they weren't seriously infected
I never even thought about the fact that the Operation patient is wide awake! I had very few toys and that was one I had forever. I feel like my IQ has been revoked
@@harrymills2770 Oooh, that would be great! Every now and then his eyes would open and startle you and probably cause you to mess up. Too bad you weren't helping design the game, great idea!
@@danielkokal8819 University students were asked to participate in an experiment to assess and improve psychic ability. They were told there would be a person in the next room being tested for their psychic ability and they were going to use negative reinforcement to stimulate their powers. The experiment consisted of holding up a card with a picture on it and ask the person in the next room to guess what it was. If they got it right, high fives! If they got it wrong, the student was asked to deliver a small electric shock. They were also told the limits of safe shocks and warned about exceeding them. Then the experiment started. "We need to up the voltage for this subject. They don't seem to be responding." About 99% of the students administering the shock had no problem administering higher and higher voltages, to "help" the experiment. It turned out it was an experiment to test the morals of the students giving the shocks, trying to understand the psychology of Nazi guards in concentration camps. It turns out that almost ALL of us will "go along to get along," even if it means causing great harm to others.
They’re Great! Plus it reminds us of times to be forgotten. Particularly like the one abt the bank & mask. When this is over, I’m keeping my masks for Halloween. Or holding up a convenience store.
@@ronfullerton3162 that’s hilarious! My veterinarian had adopted a parrot from a woman who died (birds live a long time and often outlive their owners). That bird would meow and bark a lot.
@@dreamweaver1603 Working with animals is fun. I grew up on a farm where we had a small dairy herd and a farrow to finish hog set up. You could walk yp to the milk cows in the pasture and pet them. And the hogs would come up to you and tey to chew on your pant legs and shoe strings. Doing in the field repairs or fixing fence I would get that feeling I was being watched. Look around only to see a holstein or a couple of feeder pigs checking out what I was doing. My only gripe was they never offered to chip in and help! Dairy cattle are easy to care for, and pigs are no more than a bunch of ornery kids. So it was a rewarding and satisfying life on Dad's farm.
@@susanluster9301 I didn’t think you were being rude at all. I hope you didn’t think I was. I just figured you were either in the military or married to someone in the military based on where you live and made me wonder what you were doing in Canada. I bet it’s beautiful up there right now.
I feel like a middle-aged woman is composing all of these. I want to send her a bottle of cab and a coupon for post-COVID hugs because she is all of us
Oh awesome, genius and just what I needed! Laughter heals the soul and it's now Sept. 2021 and things are still 🤪 crazy. Keep helping us laugh, we'll make it through this!!
5:53 HONESTLY YES! That was one of my main concerns as a child because I was afraid of big surgeries and being awake for them... Fun video! I laughed at almost every single one of them and now, being a Texan myself, I want to go to this restaurant!
Love the comment about coffee. I was vaping away from everyone in the 5 minutes between parents' day session when some Karen walked over to me and told me vaping was not allowed on the faculty. I told her it's my over-the-counter medication - it stops me from hitting people.
I have absolutely no idea what this restaurant serves, but these signs are my kind of humor, so I need to throw some money at them in exchange for food.
Lol the chik-fil-a one cracked me up, in my town in WA we just got our first and only one and the drive through is sooo packed for the first 3 months it would take people 3 hours to get food from them the lines were so long
@@chomama1628 god it had been anticipated for years, one was reported by chik-fil-a to be going to the gonzaga university campus a few years ago but I guess the deal fell through and since before then there had been alot of hype to get one in the city... The line is still twenty cars long every time I pass by it lol
That place is so overrated. Everytime I've gone to one, I've gotten sick. Like split my time between the bathroom and in my bed the entire next day sort of sick. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me, fool me three times, and I deserve to feel like I'm dying on the bathroom floor.
Bwa ha ha ha.... two guys meet on a bridge at night after the bar. Both take a leak into the river below... first guy, a Texan says the river is cold tonight... Second guy, an Alaskan replies "deep too"
3:35 Google spying on us. I've tried this while having conversations with friends, we talk about fast food restaurants and certain foods, movies etc. Later on while watching youtube videos I get adds about the topics we were discussing. 😀
Get them when they're shiny-green and make sure they have their little stem remnant. Keep them in a paper bag, check every day, and when they give a little when you press them with a finger, pop off the stem remnant. If the flesh underneath is pure green, the avvie is ready to eat. If they go an extra day or two, you can revive the flesh with lemon juice. I've been eating avocados for several years now (at home; cheaper to make my own guac, and necessary during quarantine), and so far I've only ever lost one to inedible overripeness!
@@juneberry1982 get a good brand like Tefal. Mine oldest one is 6 years old and still fine. I think flaking happens with when people don't clean them properly after every use.
The Most Important Lesson My MOTHER INSTILLED IN ME. "Never let someone mistake your kindness, for stupidity! ". Thank you Mom! For your kindness and Wisdom!
3:37 so true like I will be talking about stuff for my little sister and ill go on my phone to see the stuff I was talking about which is why my phone is off when I am not using it.
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I'm English, and old, (77) and I didn't think I'd find this funny; how wrong can you be! I doubt I 'll ever get to Texas now, but the person who does these signs is a genius - thank you for making me giggle!
Leslie you are always welcome in Texas. Come when covid is gone and stay a spell. Keep healthy. 😀
These are hilarious. I hope whoever is changing this sign gets paid extremely well for their genius. They earn it every time.
i live in Austin and pass their signs everyday :) and there are currently a couple of books out from El Arroyo and their signs
My Bucket List includes enjoying a meal at this marvelous establishment and taking a selfie in front of the sign of the day.
Agreed!!!
Me too!
My goal is to take a pic of every sigh change and toast it with an adult beverage.
Shot of COVID ... ?
You People Are Oh, SO AWESOME!!! ❤️❤️❤️
Same thoughts here, (bucket list) simple stuff is much more enjoyable!⚡️👍💯✅👌💰
I saw this sign above a liquor store once, "Buy your wife a bottle of wine for Mother's Day, you're the reason why she drinks."
Saw a guy wearing a tshirt that said ,Got this tshirt for my wife ,pretty good swap I reckon
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I love that comment because it's true in some cases
🤣😂😉
I love the people in charge of changing the signs
Don't forget about the people who think up these signs. Comic geniuses at work.
I'm glad to see people rising above this with a sense of humor.
'If you see a toilet in your sleep, don't use it'... Been there, done that. Not my finest moment as an adult.
You know what’s worse? Your dream self waking up and going to the bathroom- but then you wake up.
I think we've all been there...
fortunately, (in my dreams) they're always filthy, broken or already in use. I know they're in use because they often have no doors or walls. My dream self works overtime to wake me up.
@@Kayenne54 Or I try to fix it and there's no valve to turn off the water.
I always find myself in a crowded bathroom with absolutely no privacy. But I try to find the cleanest stall and do my business. Except... all those dream people just stare at me.
"At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go."
Wow! And I thought I had a twisted mind. That one's tough to beat. I tip my hat.
Actually there are only five dwarves. Doc is an essential worker so he didn't have to quarantine.
I hadn't thought of that. Actually make that WASNLT ALLOWED to quarantine. For most HC workers I bet 14 days off would be a dream come true right now assuming they weren't seriously infected
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Just remember that 6 out of 7 Disney dwarves are not Happy.... and one is down right Grumpy!
@@elizabethsohler6516, Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's off to work I go!
@@QUICKBOOKS1 I owe, I owe, it's off to work I go.
This is the best thing I didn't know I needed!
I am currently experiencing life at several WTF's per hour - definitely me 😂
This made me think of how awesome taco trucks would be if they did drive around like ice cream trucks. Now I really need that in my life.
Wouldn’t that be fun? It would be even better if they had margaritas lol
Me too.
Would they play mariachi music
@@serpentinesecrets6771 I hope so. Enchiladas etc.,.
Now I wanna run one!
It's too funny. I miss laughing out loud. It's therapeutic. Big thank you to whoever did this.😀😆😄😂🤣❤
Laughed til I nearly p..d myself, great to know there’s still mad humour in the world.
When asked what my sign is, i reply "Arroyo"...a few strange looks but many agree.
Great answer
I live 5 min from that place. It really is small but they have damn good sea food, mexican food, burgers. 💜
Thanks for posting the famous Arroyo sign! A well loved landmark here in Austin. 😎
Coffee makes other people live longer...
Oh, that’s sooo true
Coffee ☕☕ and chocolate 🍫🍫 makes other people live longer in my world.
My personal "didn't expect to get out of the car" style got even worse when I moved into a place with an attached garage and an automatic door opener.
Is an automatic door opener like an automatic can opener but for your garage?
@@morehn it's a remote control. 😄😄😄
@@juneberry1982 so it basically tells the garage door to open itself, politely.
They really need to turn these into a line of merchandise...I really need that mask 😷 one as a t-shirt!😂😂😂
A business near me made my day, posting the sign: " The Boss Told Me to Change the Sign - So I Did."
I never even thought about the fact that the Operation patient is wide awake! I had very few toys and that was one I had forever. I feel like my IQ has been revoked
If they didn't make the game so cheap, they could've had the eyes closed and then pop open as part of the gag.
@@harrymills2770 Oooh, that would be great! Every now and then his eyes would open and startle you and probably cause you to mess up. Too bad you weren't helping design the game, great idea!
I didn’t think abt the eyes until now. YUCK!
@@harrymills2770 LOL.... everytime you F up, instead of a buzzer you hear a guy screaming in agony.
training little masochists.
@@danielkokal8819 University students were asked to participate in an experiment to assess and improve psychic ability. They were told there would be a person in the next room being tested for their psychic ability and they were going to use negative reinforcement to stimulate their powers.
The experiment consisted of holding up a card with a picture on it and ask the person in the next room to guess what it was. If they got it right, high fives! If they got it wrong, the student was asked to deliver a small electric shock.
They were also told the limits of safe shocks and warned about exceeding them. Then the experiment started.
"We need to up the voltage for this subject. They don't seem to be responding."
About 99% of the students administering the shock had no problem administering higher and higher voltages, to "help" the experiment.
It turned out it was an experiment to test the morals of the students giving the shocks, trying to understand the psychology of Nazi guards in concentration camps. It turns out that almost ALL of us will "go along to get along," even if it means causing great harm to others.
4 Dislikes? Probably from the Cruz family for that excellent burn.
It’s up to a 132 dislikes, credulous, gormless wonders lacking in perspicacity.
(Pssst, that wanna be emperor has no clothes, or a clue.)
Interesting though, nothing about defunding the police in Austin and how wonderfully that’s turned out.
@@mindakahn9964 A
Please, please, *PLEASE* , Turn this into a book :)
Yes
Or a calendar
This is brilliant. It's up there with Robin Williams when I think Americans don't have a sense of humor.
@@immortalsofar5314 ... Of course, we have a sense of humor....look at some of the politicians we’ve elected.
...just makes the joke on us.
Loved when this is over I still want some people to stay away from me
They’re Great! Plus it reminds us of times to be forgotten. Particularly like the one abt the bank & mask. When this is over, I’m keeping my masks for Halloween. Or holding up a convenience store.
Thank you for making my day for several days in a row now! I adore whoever comes up with these!
I had been looking forward to some new signs from those guys. It was well worth the wait.
EL Arroyo is always good for a chuckle.
Thanks for making a quality video and giving us plenty of time to read each one
This was GREAT! Everybody needs to watch this and get their "guffaw" for the day!
These are ALL genius comments. Original and very relevant. I got to get to their store and inhale these in person. Thanks for the archives.
Your signs are the best!
I never thought of it, but I really do wonder what the first person to hear a parrot talk did? That’s hilarious 😂
@Bug true 😂 . Who ever would believe a bird could talk?
@@dreamweaver1603 especially in the old ages lmao
Back in the 1950's, there was a farm equipment business in Iowa that had a parrot that would tell people that came in the door, "Pay your bill".
@@ronfullerton3162 that’s hilarious! My veterinarian had adopted a parrot from a woman who died (birds live a long time and often outlive their owners). That bird would meow and bark a lot.
@@dreamweaver1603 Working with animals is fun. I grew up on a farm where we had a small dairy herd and a farrow to finish hog set up. You could walk yp to the milk cows in the pasture and pet them. And the hogs would come up to you and tey to chew on your pant legs and shoe strings. Doing in the field repairs or fixing fence I would get that feeling I was being watched. Look around only to see a holstein or a couple of feeder pigs checking out what I was doing. My only gripe was they never offered to chip in and help! Dairy cattle are easy to care for, and pigs are no more than a bunch of ornery kids. So it was a rewarding and satisfying life on Dad's farm.
Humour that makes your day a little brighter!! Good job!
THANK YOU so much for making me LMAO
Those signs just Quack me UP
Loved the Big Nose Mask one...that is a 100 in my book
I actually love that one too. But have you ever noticed you can still smell a fart through both underwear, pants & a mask? 🤔😂
0:45 Laugh out loud, but for real. Woke the neighbourhood up.
El Arroyo, O!M!G! These are sooooo funny! Absolutely wonderful. I lived at Temple, Killeen, & Ft. Hood, Texas for years. Love from Toronto.
What’s an Army girl (or wife?) doing in Toronto? Or am I being presumptuous?
@@dreamweaver1603 Dream, Didn't mean to be rude to you. That line is from 'Top Gun'. I'm a Canuck & my late hubby was a U.S. army pilot.
@@susanluster9301 I didn’t think you were being rude at all. I hope you didn’t think I was. I just figured you were either in the military or married to someone in the military based on where you live and made me wonder what you were doing in Canada. I bet it’s beautiful up there right now.
THIS WORLD NEEDS MORE HUMOR
Amen
Amen
Just who the hell makes these up????? whoever it is has a wild sense of humour.
Love the signs of that restaurant!
I feel like a middle-aged woman is composing all of these. I want to send her a bottle of cab and a coupon for post-COVID hugs because she is all of us
I think it's a guy. He's speaking from experience too.
@@Glenonica1 mkay
Sounds like Wendy's, but without the salt and all the sass.
@@Glenonica1 My guess it's a guy.
It's a guy... with young children and one or more pets.
I was in my bank and the teller was telling a customer, sir please put your mask on.
A much needed giggle!
Oh awesome, genius and just what I needed! Laughter heals the soul and it's now Sept. 2021 and things are still 🤪 crazy. Keep helping us laugh, we'll make it through this!!
Still optimistic?😎👍
You are so brilliant and amusing. I love it. Thanks for the badly needed smiles.
5:53 HONESTLY YES! That was one of my main concerns as a child because I was afraid of big surgeries and being awake for them... Fun video! I laughed at almost every single one of them and now, being a Texan myself, I want to go to this restaurant!
thank you for brightening my day.
Agreed
These are really funny! Thanks for posting them.
Thanks, just made ny morning brighter.
Love the comment about coffee. I was vaping away from everyone in the 5 minutes between parents' day session when some Karen walked over to me and told me vaping was not allowed on the faculty. I told her it's my over-the-counter medication - it stops me from hitting people.
Lol
That boobytrap spelled backwards one had me ROTFL. :-D
Any sentence with the word BOOB in it makes me smile!
That air fryer one hit me in the gut lol
The pin picture is what got me to watch this 😂😂
Me too
Love your sign board message. Always a good smile from it.
Lmao thanks guys best thing I've seen from Texas in a while! Keep it up people need to laugh
I just love these! 😆
I know it takes jillions of hours to edit, but thank you very much for doing this!
LMAO, who came up with these? Congrats!!!! You made millions laugh and smile.
"Sorry I'm late, I didn't want to come."
Ok, way too many of these describe every damn day at work for me.
Hilarious😂😂😂 Great to take time out to laugh a little or alot😊
I have absolutely no idea what this restaurant serves, but these signs are my kind of humor, so I need to throw some money at them in exchange for food.
Pretty sure it’s Mexican food.
Some of the best fried burritos ever.
Sushi
ALL THESE SIGNS ARE SO HALROUS 💀✋🏽
But PARTYBOOB?!?!
OMG- 💀✋🏽✋🏽✋🏽✋🏽
Ah yes, h a l r o u s
@☆ u n k n o w n ☆ Your spelling of hilarious...is...well...hilarious. ✌ 😁🤣🤭👋✌
Feckin priceless! Cheers for the massive giggle! 😂
Lol the chik-fil-a one cracked me up, in my town in WA we just got our first and only one and the drive through is sooo packed for the first 3 months it would take people 3 hours to get food from them the lines were so long
It opened in November 2020
Welcoming the south up north heh? Your welcome. 😊
@@chomama1628 god it had been anticipated for years, one was reported by chik-fil-a to be going to the gonzaga university campus a few years ago but I guess the deal fell through and since before then there had been alot of hype to get one in the city... The line is still twenty cars long every time I pass by it lol
That place is so overrated. Everytime I've gone to one, I've gotten sick. Like split my time between the bathroom and in my bed the entire next day sort of sick. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me, fool me three times, and I deserve to feel like I'm dying on the bathroom floor.
@@Ventura574 it's definitely not worth the hype that's for sure
I never thought I would see the light of day until I opened my eyes.
Bwa ha ha ha.... two guys meet on a bridge at night after the bar. Both take a leak into the river below... first guy, a Texan says the river is cold tonight...
Second guy, an Alaskan replies "deep too"
3:35 Google spying on us. I've tried this while having conversations with friends, we talk about fast food restaurants and certain foods, movies etc. Later on while watching youtube videos I get adds about the topics we were discussing. 😀
The avocados sign - spot on!
Get them when they're shiny-green and make sure they have their little stem remnant. Keep them in a paper bag, check every day, and when they give a little when you press them with a finger, pop off the stem remnant. If the flesh underneath is pure green, the avvie is ready to eat. If they go an extra day or two, you can revive the flesh with lemon juice. I've been eating avocados for several years now (at home; cheaper to make my own guac, and necessary during quarantine), and so far I've only ever lost one to inedible overripeness!
I'm glad I hate avocados. That's one less thing I have to deal with.
@@juneberry1982 Agreed. They're tasteless...and I hate guacamole.
Priceless, the sense of humor is awesome🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣 You made my side hurt. Awesome!
NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE.
I use to live in Austin Texas.. thats where the El Arroyo is.. and I ate there many times.. the sign is famous
? Who cares
@@sharont2009 your mother
I was wondering if anyone ever ate there or if they just drove by to read the signs.
@@haroldwilkes6608 the food is awesome.. Tex mex tho..
@@zinta1 Tex-Mex is fine, I love it. Never made it to Austin though.
There is a very clever punson out there. I had a good laugh, they were so clever.
Had to stop part way....couldn't breathe from laughing so hard!!! Thanks I needed that!!!✌🤘
Loved it! I needed a good laugh 😂. Thanks.
Yeah, I have 2 air fryers.
It was only a short time ago I was young and carefree now I'm 52 and my kids are in their mid twenties.
We used our first air fryer/toaster oven so many times, we killed in less than a year.
I've been wanting to get one, but I keep reading bad reviews about the inside finish flaking off into the food. Have you ever had that problem?
@@juneberry1982 get a good brand like Tefal.
Mine oldest one is 6 years old and still fine.
I think flaking happens with when people don't clean them properly after every use.
@@lynn69jackson thanks for the reply and the tip. 💙☺
@lynn jackson I know what you mean. I'm 54 now; my oldest son is about to turn 26. My youngest son is 21. I don't have any air fryers though. 😁😃👋
The Most Important Lesson My MOTHER INSTILLED IN ME. "Never let someone mistake your kindness, for stupidity! ". Thank you Mom! For your kindness and Wisdom!
“You’re only as pretty as you treat people” amen!
The best group of memes....ever!
The wise author of this sign deserves to be a Roads Scholar.
Good one😆
Thankyou!!!
This definitely made my day brighter!!!
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Thanks for posting...they’re all my favorites!
BEST signs ever! Glad I live in Texas and can share your channel with others! Be well. 😊😊😀😀🙂🙂
The parrot one cracked me up!
Please post these every day..It so brightens my life!! One cup if coffee an this-- im good for the day!! 😊😘⬆⬆
3:37 so true like I will be talking about stuff for my little sister and ill go on my phone to see the stuff I was talking about which is why my phone is off when I am not using it.
When someone says - here’s your sign!! These are freakin great! Don’t stop!
Partyboob! 🤣🤣🤣
Blew my f*****g mind.
That was a good one! 👀🍸🍺 😄
How good are they. These are up with Groucho and Joan Rivers at their best.
I like the taco truck idea.
Thank you for the good times!😂
I just want to say that I misread "You're only as pretty as you treat people" as "You're only as pretty as the people you eat." Thank you, brain.
That made me think of Soylent Green the movie... It was made in 76? But, the year is 2021/2 I guess we're here😥
Absolutely hilarious ! ! ! 🤣👍
First day back at work after 3 month furlough,,,,, god I need a holiday!!!!!!! Did not go down well with my boss. Xxxx
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 currently experiencing life at many wtf's per hour! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You guys crack me up! I laugh so hard at them.
The mask meme with underwear...
That's funny shiat right there!!!!
Connery and Trebek sign: epic.
Thank You for this. 💚 It felt so good to laugh! 🤣
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