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Stop stealing other channels content...😡
@Slackpandora7 They have been stealing PoliceActivity's content for years and claiming it to be there own. I don't know this particular show
@Slackpandora7 Go to the PoliceActivity's TH-cam account and go to there community tab, all the info is in there
Norman Bates No.
dog pulls up with shades
cop: “this is the weirdest stop ever bro”
I always see that dog
@@eslabonarmado5342 What do you mean? There's been other episodes with that dog?
@@jeff5858 I think he means he lives in Salinas and sees that dog walking around
@@eslabonarmado5342 thats actually awesome, I was sure most towns in Cali didnt allow the pitbull breed. Guess I was wrong, lol. Shes cute! Looks like one of my girls!
Joshantech 😂😂😂
“I borrowed a car without permission” lmao that one got me
Necc69 that’s an actual charge. It could’ve been a friend or girlfriends car that he just wasn’t supposed to be driving. It’s lesser than stealing a car though.
"You can borrow anything without permission, as long as you return it before it's missed. Everybody knows that. Right?"
"OKAY!"
That's an oxymoron
MrMojoman1236 really? That’s wild dude
Necc69 bahahaha😂😂
“How are you guys gona frame me?”
“We found all of the evidence from the robbery in your car”
“Sir.... nah bro”
That 3 second pause says everything.
He said a lot of people wear sweaters 🤣🤣
that part made me laugh lol
An tries evading by saying he’s been selling weed 😭
😂😂😂😂😂
The mexican dude on the bike is a legend 🤣 "GOOO COWBOYS!!" 😭😭😭😭
Yeah the man was so excited whenever he said that
Dog was like
“What’s up foo?”
Jimmy Prado 😂😂😂😂
Jimmy Prado 🤣🤣🤣
Jimmy Prado Best comment!! 😂😂😂
I would rather have a K9 as a partner.
That was the coolest dog ever.
Dude: "I didn't rob nobody."
Officer: "Where'd you get all that money?"
Dude: "I was committing another crime."
im pretty sure that weed isnt illegal in ca but idk when this was filmed
@@Joey-mc6jn lmao u cant just sell weed in ca 😂
It legal to sell marijuana in California now
@@ericharris4538 Not without a license.
dyu yes it is theirs plenty of ways around the law . You’ve been able to donate weed to someone for a donation seeing as you took the time to grow that medical weed . Now a 21 year old can’t just go around selling recreational .
The guy on the bike, with his contagious joy, could brighten anyone’s day.
And he still got a ticket
I’d love to meet that guy he seems awesome lmao
Meth brings joy!
@@cuzinnnmcgee1782 I’m sorry but I don’t think a meth addict would have that nice of a bike.
@@joemamma8104 yeah he would if he just stole it two minutes earlier
18:14 that guy was freakin awesome. The world needs more like him. No drugs, just some loud music. And one helluva chill attitude. Love it
I'm sure he's been around the block.
Plot twist: the dog walking his human at the end was the Gonzales crime boss.
lmaoo yeah 😆
It all makes sense now!
Ryan Heagerty *thats him*
Ryan Heagerty yo**
LMAO!
its just amazing to see people happy. Dudes got a sick ride, family is good, and his favourite team won. Thats the life you want.
Faxxx
“Today was a good day” by ice cube might be the music he was playing loud
@@gabrielmenezes1361 I HOPE IT WAS
And they still have him a ticket🤧
@@gabrielmenezes1361 no cap
"There's a lot of people who wear sweaters."
Cop: "You've got a point. Sorry for the inconvenience."
Understandable have a great day
Meanwhile the dude with Meth just gets a a ticket and is allowed to leave!
@@markmower6507 Welcome to Oregon.
@@autobotrock4789 that State is going to have such an influx and outflux of peoples it will probably be unprecedented, and after it's over they will probably scratch their heads and say "well how did this happen?!" Hahahahahahahaha 😀!!!
@@Dantectez I don't think you understand how jokes work.
"Hey bro, there is a lot of people that wear sweaters"
Waterproof, someone make that man a lawyer.
"how did the evidence get there?"
Bad guy: "sir, dude, nah bro"
thats sad bro
Ilia Iurchenko lmao
I died🤣😂🤣
LMAO 😂
Thats mexican slang
Officer: "How did all this evidence end up in the car with you?"
Suspect: "Sir... Dude..."
I mean, it is hard to argue with that rock solid alibi.
Even through the blur I still laughed at the look on his face😂
Hey bro there’s a lot of people who wear sweaters...
Lol don’t forget the “nah bro”
Hey, that's like...your opinion man 🚬💨😤
When he said "sir" it was shaky... That "dude" tho... Airtight
The last man was so adorable, he just wanted to enjoy his football team winning with loud music and a hot ride 😊
★ShiningStarz★ Spoiler, here comes Salinas finest, I was stationed at Ft. Ord Army base there
Welcome to salinas the capitol of lettuce.
Yeah maybe that was normal but....are we all gonna ignore that dog with glasses?
I think the hot was meant for him but you decided to play safe and applying it to the bike!😂😂
He looks like the guy Luis (Michael Peña) was immitating in Ant Man. I can hear the bongos when this dude speaks lmao
I am addicted to these comps but this one was the most wholesome. Especially the last guy living happy life with happy wife. That town looks peaceful and nice.
It’s anything but. The crime per capita in Salinas is comparable to Oakland, Ca.
If only!! If Salinas was just like your comment, that would be nice!!
"Hey, look at the bike. It goes up and down. Look it, Uhhhhhhhnnnn."
“Please don’t give me a ticket sir.”
*Dog wearing sunglasses walks past n looks at the camera*
Lolol the i gave you a compliment don't get a me a ticket
“Alright, here’s some citations, get your backpack and get out of here”
*Dude Points to meth*
“Okay, and What about dis??”
👌🏽10/10
Kali Dee A for effort
Kali Dee
Best commit ever!
LMAO ,
reminds me of the time I asked a cop to give me back my brand new bowl after a group search, it literally had never been used but they weren't down for the cause.
😂
The dog with the glasses looked at the camera like “thug life over here homie”
😆😆😆😆
That was the coolest dog in California by far, LIVE PD got blessed with his presence bigtime and he had to do a little over the shoulder lookback just to be like yeah thats right boyyyyy 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He was Maddoging the camera crew 😂🐺😎
I know!
@@Lucid603Official 😂exactly
My boy Tyler! Perfect example of how a cop should engage with their community! Much respect brother and proud to know you
Time to watch people getting arrested while sitting in the comfort of my own home
Hello I would like to invest 10 million dollars through Magoo Investing.
Yes, I would also like 1 Magoo please
I'll take 3 magoo
I’d like to invest 3,600 shekels and buy 7 shares of magoo
Put me in at 0.5 percent in interest for one thousand magoos and I'll sell it at the streets for 2 and give you half of the income
“Hey bro there’s a lot of people who wear sweaters”
That's why they shut the door on him because he was rite..😎😎😎😎
He has a point. Those officers had no choice but to let him go.
all circumstantial...
@@JKL41 they didn't let him go though? If you have everything used in a robbery and state you got the money from the bank only to then say it was from selling weed RIGHT after, they're for sure going to take you in and let a judge/jury decide if you did it or not. On top of that, the officer also said he saw the guy stashing the money right when they walked up so that didn't help him either.
Like what if the money he has is the exact same amount taken from the store? Until they get more information they aren't going to just let him go because of the super easy "everyone has sweaters" remark lmao.
Dat Hombre not trying to come off as mean but you know this is a joke right?
I love how he gets accused of robbery and his only defense is “There’s a lot of people that wear sweaters” 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Followed by his long pause. Thinking omg they got me.
I mean, he's got a point. Every guy in California has one of those sweatshirts.
I love how you are fine ;)
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Watching decades of cops and now years of live pd I have realized being a cop is similar to being a parent arguing with 7 year olds.
Sometimes extremely dangerous 7 year olds!!😬
Cop: How did all the evidence get to you?
Legend: Sir.... Dude... nah bro.
That is a concrete defense
@Jamal BBCLife he's not really answering tho. might as well just stay quiet.
I laughed hard at that
@@slightlyamusedblackkidfrom9153 "there's a lot of people that wear sweaters"
@@slightlyamusedblackkidfrom9153 lol
That’s My Uncle on The Harley at the end and he had a party for the cowboys game and we were all laughing because of the stop because he’s just funny no matter what situation.
he seems like the best and he even attracted a dog with sunglasses hes a good guy the cops should have given themselves a ticket for bothering him
he a legend
Your uncle has a SICK ride!!
Man you should post an update vid on the bike!
I'll be on the look out for your tío to tell him what a legend he is
“That’s sad, bro”
- from the guy who robbed the store
😂
Not just any store, a little ceasers. Lol
Slick Six 😂
idk man he had a good point a lot of people do wear sweaters it could be anyone
I bet he doesnt get charged with the robberies. How they gonna prove it was him? The original call said, "a man with a mask....". So, how they gonna identify a guy with a mask??? Without a confession, charges will be dropped, guaranteed.
@@Libertyownz except in this case, his sweater fits the crime.
I really liked how the officer said to the guy who shoved the pipe down his pants "i accept your apology". They were being nice, calm and humane with the dude.
we all just gunna ignore the radio's "got a man in a wheelchair defecating" at 13:37?
Lmfao....I missed it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
LOLLLL
LMFAO 🤣😂🤣😂
This deserves way more attention 😂
👍😅👍
Lost it when he said “wow you don’t believe me, that’s sad bro”💀
WHat has become of our society homes
Come on ese believe me ese
Cop: "There's a dog in glasses we don't see that everyday"
Well it's California 😂😂
They make... sunglasses for.. dogs... Is the cop new?
California blows!
@@blacksheep25251 I never knew that now I guess ik
@@blacksheep25251 Except those were just regular sunglasses.
@@BelgianPigeon Fair point
Legendary camera zoom 7:31. Truly breathtaking cinematography, really emphasizes the drama here.
when the dog with sun glasses looked back at the camera man i almost died
😂😂😂😂
Time stamp next time please.
4lien 17:40
4lien dude not every comment talking about the video is gonna have a time stamp for everything.
Thug life
Homies be asking in jail: "What you in here for"
"For peeing in public. hey."
*ey . Not hey🤦🏻♀️
Hey r Kelly meet your new cellmate lol 😂
No they got him for his ridicolous cloths.
For lying about peeing in public lmao
🤣🤣
The Queen’s newest knight:
Sir Dude Nah Bro
lol
Underrated comment
hahaha
It's funny because it's an original comment, not like those quotes from the video we alll literally just watched...
Epic comment! 😂
@7:31 I love how the camera crew always gets close-ups of the animals that dog looks so confused and scared!😂 Poor puppers.
I give huge props to the cops and to the camera crew and everyone else involved thank you, blessed be. 🥰🤘
the last guy is at a level of happiness i genuinely wish i can achieve one day.
They gave him a ticket just for loud music on his bike, instead of giving him a ticket, they could've just said hey could you turn that down, thanks and be on there way, it sucks that they want money so bad they give tickets for everything. Even the most minor thing.
@@trashuogaming3330 if they would do that then everyone would do it until they got a warning, just doesn't work like that man
@@31keyful its exactly the same as giving a ticket, now instead of stopping after a warning he stopped after getting a ticket.
@@tank7474 The warning doesn't cost you anything...
@@31keyful i know i was talking about the result: not play loud music anymore. Its achieved either way so why give him a ticket?
"Who are the Gonzales's?"
"They live all over California"
lol can confirm, there are indeed Gonzales's all over California
Lol for real though!
Lmao
And these Gonzales' are all over South America and the Caribbean. They are even in Spain! That's a big operation!
Them dayum Gonazales , that live all over a heavy Spanish state , right next to Mexico . Those dayum crime bosses. Kinda makes me wish inwas a Gonzales
@@llamalama82 😂😂😂😂
Legend: you don't believe me?
Cop: no i don't
Legend: that's sad ey
LOL
Carmelo Jimenez LMAO WHAT
@Basicallygamz It's funny too tho
😂
Harley guy is a legend, shame they didn't cut him a break.
Sadly not
He got repoted
"Sir."
"Dude."
"Nah bro."
Came here exclusively for that. XD
@@MrBraxtonP 👍🏾
😂
Couldn’t come up with anything 😂😂
5:03
“Sir”
“Dude”
“Nah bro”
😂😂😭
Dead. 😂😂
🤣
"Na ey! I just went to the bank, bro!"
Lol I died
The defense rests
7:33 That little dog is clearly guilty and hiding something in that sweater, because look how nervous it got, when it saw the cops. 👍😉 Can't fool me. 😂
I knew it!
Drug kingpin
He's the leader of the gozadas
@@alexmcginnis01 Absolutely! And he slipped past them. Woof! 🐶 👍😉
It was tweeking
I wanna see the interviews with the cameramen, guys are always on point and fearless getting that shot
“There’s a lot of people that wear sweaters”.
“He’s right. Let him go”.
Understandable, have a good day.
Striped swearters lol .....
Dude thought he could get his drugs back after being let go 😂🤣wow
lol.
I can’t believe they let him walk
They only let him go because it was for personal use, still gonna pay hella fines
Wouldn't hurt to ask aye
Are you serious right now you want that back?
"You know a lot of people wear sweaters..."
Me wearing a sweater watching this video: "he has a good point."
Lmaoo same
“ what happened , naw sir why you doing this “😂
The female Pitbull wearing the sunglasses, walking by all non-chalant is my spirit animal lmao
When
? I here everyone talk about him but never see him????
@@angelali595 its at the very end on the video.
17:38
You just know she owns the place. But those glasses had me dying.
I love the last guy, working a job that he's satisfied with, pays good, enjoying his life
"Sir, Dude, Na Bro".... sounds like a solid defense...
🤣🤣🤣🤣 and the pauses 🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOL
💀💀
Fax
Shouting F*** would've been cooler
17:27 “They’re all young and handsome” 😂😂 Pretty much saying what I’m thinking when I watch some of these videos.
Your mom goes to college
And he said, "I just went to the bank." Because the bank gives you all ones and puts it in a clear plastic bag for you.
“You don’t believe me bro?” 😂
He really thought he could guilt trip them.
Vato bop it
@@bradsully6620 lol
@@blooove19 “That’s sad bro, That’s sad bro”
Bro the dog with the sunglasses at the end was just the perfect ending lmaoo
dude riding the harley was a mexican joe pesci
Lorenzo Corleone That dude was awesome.Go Cowboys!
Dude the hardly a Davidson what a joke
@@johnpoche9759 Future Vagos member no doubt...
Hilarious
@motivational quotes too funny
The dog with the cool a$$ shades stole the show!! 🤗🥰💕 17:44 ... I ❤️ it!!!!
“there’s a lot of people who wear sweaters”
Ok you’re free to go
Well, he wasn’t wrong
Did they release him?
Too True no lol haha
the gray bag is what would get him, shoulda tossed it out
@@gill000012 yes sir, definitely
That dog in sun glasses made my day..and, that music they played..oh hellz yeah...
I feel like... so many things are happening...... the dog with the sunglasses..... the motorcycle with hydraulics.. 😂
Bags, not hydraulics. He was not a true cholo. :(
Omgg the dog throwin shade in his shades 😂
Who else is on a binge watch of these compilations? 😂
Y E S
I need help :D
Tell me where you went after that!
Me lol
yes!!!! true 911 calls is also pretty good
Look up
Prison Stories - Getting Shanked over a Subway Sandwich
Officer: just sign it dude
Dude: error
Error 132.. *windows shutdown 200 times louder than it should be*
That last clip killed me lol , not only that happy guy but the dog with the sunglasses 😂
guy who murdered 18 people: “whatcha in for?”
guy: “ i peed in public”
Yep might have a warrant out for the same thing.
I've peed in public dozens of times. AND THEY'LL NEVER, EVER CATCH ME!
NEVER!!!
I mean is peeing in your backyard illegal
@@JaxxGaming7997 that's not public. Ur backyard is part of your property which is private property
@@MrFuggleGuggle I want you to put socks on
A & E made a huge mistake taking this show off the air.
Agreed
Cuz of COVID 19
@@Apster until they take video of them killing a guy then destroy the tapes before it can be investigated... but yea, accountable...
Dan said in a interview that the show could return someday.
But mah social justice!!
😂😂😂 The way the dog looked back at the end when the cop says this is the weirdest stop ever bro! 😂
I don't think I've ever seen hydraulics on a Harley but I loved it lol and then the dog just casually walks past with sunglasses. Perfect!
Dude in the cowboys jersey just living the good life.
f0rumrr he’s my cousin😂😂
I am so envious.
California, the only state where you only get a ticket for possession of Crystal Meth, but then some how also get a ticket for playing your music to loud?
On a Harley at that...I could see if it was an Escalade or something rattling windows but c'mon.
Tell me about it
too loud*
And peeing in public
Are you serious a ticket for Meth, no wonder everybody is moving there !
“taking a car without permission”
Sir that’s carjacking
Natalie Smith not always you can be borrowing it and the person get upset . Theirs a lot of situations were that can happen . Someone let’s you use a car and it turns out it’s not theirs . Also a kid using his dads car but didn’t ask on that day . Or using a car for longer then specified
Probably GTA, carjacking I think it's when you literally take someone out the car and take off! GTA only 2stars, carjacking 3stars 😏
🎵Kilo G rolled down the window and he started to say
"It's all about makin that G T A "🎶🎶🎶
@@parteibonza LOL
Lmao imagine using your dad’s car and he calls the cops on you 🚶♂️
I will never watch A&E again until Live PD is back on the air!!
I didn’t realize you can have crystal meth and try to hide it from officers, and only get a ticket😂🤦🏻♂️
Then have the nerve to ask for it back 😂😂
I'm still pretty puzzled about that matter, isn't meth illegal unless it's prescripted for things like ADHD?
@@maverick4048 meth is prescribed under brand name desoxyn but its only used in tiny amounts for extreme medical problems like severe narcolepsy or stuff like that but its not prescribed for adhd
Let him Go !!!!👍
@@williamsmith6706 Yeah forgot about the comment but in Cali it's only like a misdemeanor so you just pay a fine for it. Idk about the ADHD thing, just read about it online.
“What about this” points at the meth pipe
“Nooo that’s mine”
Erick Rivera 💀💀💀💀
Rumor has it that cop went home and smoked that meth out of that guys pipe and killed all of his own brain cells
The dude just won the Darwin Award for Stupidest Criminal of 2019.
Cops : "How did the money and the sweatshirt get in here?"
Suspect: "Sir...dude...nah, bro."
Sounds like a solid alibi.
Ok?
Officer Tyler Provost! Such a cool cat cop!🤣
“Taking a car without permission” that’s the most fanciest way to say “I stole a car”
Procuring a motor vehicle without prior authorization from the registered owner.
Using a bong without the government’s permissions
its an actual thing. Say my mom left her car keys by the front door, and i took it without asking, its a different , far lesser charge than like breaking into a strangers car and stealing it for yourself.
Can I permanently borrow your car without the permission to use
@@TheyRiseBand lmao
Honestly the guy on the motorcycle was pretty funny 😂
The guy who asked for the meth back had me laughing 😂
I’m confused. This was the first time I ever saw the cops not arrest someone who had Meth on him.
@@toddstarks226 I’m some places where’s there’s so many people doing it they try and not arrest them for it because then their jails would be full of them and at the end of the day it does nothing they just go and use again
@@toddstarks226 I've never ever heard of it either.. but it's crazy California
@@JayWZeroNine In California, possession was reduced from a misdemeanor to an infraction. This was done to reduce the prison population. The law is called Proposition 47, and the residents themselves voted for it.
the audacity tho
“not many bikes can do that huh?” i’m dead😂😂
Moral of the story, there aren’t enough dogs with sunglasses 🕶
Euug true fact
I am thinking it would be a good look for cats, too.
"I'm a well to do business man sitting here on a curb in a mall wearing shorts."
And a sweater lol
....uhh basically....
Yeh,what a load of B.S !!!
That man needed help. He showed clear signs of schizofrenia or bipolar disorder
@@VeniVinnieVici you show clear signs of having no idea what bipolar disorder "looks" like
Meanwhile the Gonzalez's Cartel Don smiling watching this video...
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
First rule of Gonzalez's Cartel is you don't talk about the Gonzalez's Cartel
@@Simmlex im so sorry mr gonzalez
@@kikoplaysgames It's okay, kiddo.I believe in second chances. They are not onto us yet.
Cop- “Explain to me how all the evidence of the robbery got to where you were sitting in the car?”
Robber- “Sir…..dude…….nah bro..”
that is funny
"you dont believe me huuuuuh? thats sad ey, thats sad bro. hey bro, theres a lotta ppl who wear sweaters, alright?" im dead lmao thats sad, thats sad bro
lolll
I am wearing a sweater right now
Whenever someone refers to themselves as a "well-to-do businessman", they're NEVER a well-to-do businessman.
Exactly. Up to their eyeballs in debt, and taking out insurance on the wife.
dude seems like he had schizophrenia or delusions of grandeur or something, def mental
lol the dog just casually walking by and looking back at the camera like ya you just saw the coolest dog in town. 😂
The last clip was wild, a dog with sunglasses, and a dude using a motorbike with hydraulics
"The Gonzales' are everywhere."
Subtle commentary on primary demographic of California.
TotesMcGoats underrated comment
Right! 😂😂 this comment needs more likes! Lol.
It's a 3rd world country thanks to Democrats.
@@nunyabuisness7552 california is a country? or what do you mean bro?
@@martincamarena9478 --- I'm surprised you haven't seen a large number of people refer to California as "Kalifornimexico" and "Kalifornistan" all over the internet. Their policies concerning many issues are similar to 3rd world countries. Their crime, homeless, drugs, releasing of convicted felons, failure to prosecute so many crimes, etc are completely backwards to civilized countries. IE: San Fran just elected a new DA that both parents were "well known terrorists ad their son champions their beliefs" and refuses to prosecute Urinating and Defecating in public, on streets and within view of others. Since passing "PROP 47" police departments issued public statements sayhing in some areas "WILL NOT RESPOND" to non violent theft under $950! Immediately "Organized Crime Theft" has run rampant because they know the police will not show up if called and store owners are NOT ALLOWED to use any force to detain shoplifters. The list goes on and on.......
Ah yes, the old "I didn't rob anyone, I'm an honest to goodness drug dealer" defense. Classic.
how does that boot taste, "habanero jones"? 🥾
Nice to see they give seeing eye humans to blind dogs now
Oh, wow. This comment deserves a lot more attention!
They are called guide humans
Yes, started of course, here in good ol' Cali...
Human has to get certified and wear a vest , the guide human is even permitted to be in restaurants and airplanes
Please do not pet the guide human while he’s on duty unless given permission by the blind k-9 thank you.
They need to bring live PD back💯
"AcAb!"
“I’m a well to do businessman” wandering around parking lot after just stealing from a business😂
No one:
The Hood: "low rider bikes and sunglass wearing dogs"
I would have let motorcycle guy off with a warning just for getting to see that dog. That's a sign from the universe bro.
he was nice, just a warning would have done the trick, no need to break his mood for some music
“I got nothing I’m free imma soccer player bro”
🤣🤣
Oh then by all means please sign this ticket
Whoever edited this is a genius. That ended was definitely a great way to close the show !
Dog stole the show 😎🐕
that guy with the fancy bike was so chill
"check this out! *bike goes up and down* WHOOOOO
"is there a reason your dog is so nervous?" "I smell weed." "Cuff'em"
“Hey bro…there’s a lotta people that wear sweaters.” Mind blown!!!