did mommy cut up your steak so you don't choke? GROW UP. Invest in index funds and do door to door sales for 2 years, be a high performer so you get promoted to management. Start stealing deals from your reps, talk your way out of getting fired. Quit before they can fire you. Put all of your savings on 0, 32x your money. you should have around $3.2 million at this point assuming you saved 100k from when you were doing door to door sales. Use that $3.2 million to purchase property in southern Ontario. Rent the property out to overworked underpaid immigrants. Turn off the furnace in the winter so your tenants have to buy space heaters. Before they buy the heaters, gift them very unsafe space heaters that catch things on fire. Eventually one of your tenants will burn down your property, Claim the $4 million in insurance money, and sue the tenants for another $2 million and get them deported. You now have $6 million, YOU'RE WELCOME
that looks amazing omss
oMg ItS sO pRePpY iN hErE🌺
my chewing tho..
Why tf this come up in my feed?
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did mommy cut up your steak so you don't choke? GROW UP. Invest in index funds and do door to door sales for 2 years, be a high performer so you get promoted to management. Start stealing deals from your reps, talk your way out of getting fired. Quit before they can fire you. Put all of your savings on 0, 32x your money. you should have around $3.2 million at this point assuming you saved 100k from when you were doing door to door sales.
Use that $3.2 million to purchase property in southern Ontario. Rent the property out to overworked underpaid immigrants. Turn off the furnace in the winter so your tenants have to buy space heaters. Before they buy the heaters, gift them very unsafe space heaters that catch things on fire.
Eventually one of your tenants will burn down your property, Claim the $4 million in insurance money, and sue the tenants for another $2 million and get them deported.
You now have $6 million, YOU'RE WELCOME
SHUT THE F- UP LEAVE MY BESTIE ALONE B-
oh...
i cut it but ok..
Get a life
you know your giving me more views right?