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  • Watch this side splitting compilation from Josh's 2013 Live Show And Another Thing. Where he hilariously dissects such issues as Jam, iPhones, Hotel Breakfasts and many many more.
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  • @isabellarae9904
    @isabellarae9904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    I quit Duke of Edinburgh WAY before the actual camping but people from my school used it as an excuse to get totally pissed in a forest.
    Obviously they didn’t think about the fact they’d have to hike back.

    • @MrFizzbox
      @MrFizzbox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sounds like a fun hike

  • @vomitdev
    @vomitdev 5 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    the compass on my phone has come in handy on one occasion, my duke of edinburgh

    • @weponizedsatire2813
      @weponizedsatire2813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      louise c clever

    • @imid3440
      @imid3440 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They took our phones away on DofE :3

    • @vomitdev
      @vomitdev 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Imi D what the fuck they can’t do that

    • @jonathancarswell7209
      @jonathancarswell7209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@vomitdev you aren't meant to have a phone lol.. just one or two for emergencies

    • @vomitdev
      @vomitdev 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      jonny cwell you’re not meant to not have it there’s no rules against it you’re expected to have it

  • @MichaelCravith
    @MichaelCravith 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I think I might've shat myself at that ending sound effect.

  • @jancovanderwesthuizen8070
    @jancovanderwesthuizen8070 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I misread it as "month" and I was impressed

    • @tomhitch3835
      @tomhitch3835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Glad im not the only one who can't reed

    • @TheSiameseDreamer
      @TheSiameseDreamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I read that too. Lol

  • @Samuel-ku1qb
    @Samuel-ku1qb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    "I WON'T LEAVE YOU, MR. FRODO!"

  • @ylvarasmussen625
    @ylvarasmussen625 5 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    One of the shelves on my fridge door is full of homemade jams from my neighbour. Just lots and lots of plum jam I'm never going to use, but one day I'll have to spoon out of the jars and into the bin, because she wants her jars back when I finish the jam.

    • @lyenta
      @lyenta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Well your welcome to sent them to me😂 I love homemade jam ♡

    • @imid3440
      @imid3440 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That sounds delicious! Try and use it, pies, cakes, on toast etc!

    • @3122tan
      @3122tan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Try telling her her jam is delicious and you really appreciate it but simply that you aren't a jam eater. Take the occasional jar but take a year to use half of it. She'll stop giving you so much then. But it's probably too late for this advice in any case; that ship has sailed. I think you're stuck.

    • @LynxSouth
      @LynxSouth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If it was properly canned/bottled jam, you don't need to keep it in the refrigerator unless you've opened it.

    • @bilindalaw-morley161
      @bilindalaw-morley161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ylva Rasmussen tell her you’ve developed type 2 diabetes. Yes,you wish you’d had precognition you would have known with the first offering to say you HAD diabetes, but...

  • @Poetrywriter12
    @Poetrywriter12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Got his autograph a few weeks ago. Hes a proper nice dude 😊😊😊

    • @ariesleorising9421
      @ariesleorising9421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Misha Writer He’s so funny!!! Sadly, not really known here in Texas!!! 😒

    • @arianaajbeaverhausen8175
      @arianaajbeaverhausen8175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ariesleorising9421 at least you have good taste! 😉😁

    • @andreaskarlsson5251
      @andreaskarlsson5251 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@ariesleorising9421not really known out of UK i think. :P at least hes not big in sweden either. (None of my mates knows about him)
      Think thats pretty standard for comedians.. some exceptions ofc.. like Seinfeld or Gervais.

  • @Envyi
    @Envyi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "I made a home video of what I imagine the series to be like."
    Jokes on you, the home video!GoT is still a better ending than the actual series.

  • @HLY66
    @HLY66 5 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    Dude sounding like the British equivalent of the Squeaky Voice Teen from The Simpsons

  • @ridermissy8111
    @ridermissy8111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    the jam-cd comparison is everything

  • @RyxNTheReal
    @RyxNTheReal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Ironically my iphone ran out of charge watching this 😂😂😂

    • @Romoa345
      @Romoa345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Then how did you comment this?
      * Illuminati conspiracy music plays *

    • @RyxNTheReal
      @RyxNTheReal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Romoa345 charged it ya idiot kmt

    • @Olifant0
      @Olifant0 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ryan that’s not irony that’s coincidence

    • @toutl
      @toutl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And you came back. Jeez

  • @Dxs4all
    @Dxs4all 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    We used to have a bunch of fruit trees and bushes and honestly, what else were we gonna use with all that fruit but make compote and jam with it?
    Our family actually rather appreciated never having to go out to buy jam 😂

  • @ammamunday7754
    @ammamunday7754 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love his voice.

  • @keri2868
    @keri2868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    He offended my mother so much with the jam jokes!

    • @Hair8Metal8Karen
      @Hair8Metal8Karen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I always appreciate homemade jams, chutney and relishes from people. Tell your mum that not everyone is that ungrateful.

  • @michaelheliotis5279
    @michaelheliotis5279 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Being attached at the hip to a power point is the reason I still use my trusty brick cell phone with its week-long lifespan.

  • @_splix
    @_splix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Theres a moth in my bathroom that has been there for 7 months

    • @3122tan
      @3122tan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Mate, you've got to clean that bathroom and get rid of him!

    • @deangraca7869
      @deangraca7869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@3122tan my man just chilling why you got to evict him ?

    • @twelvegeez3843
      @twelvegeez3843 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ii_Alive moths only live a day........................

    • @twelvegeez3843
      @twelvegeez3843 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Its probably its babys hatching new ones everyday

    • @magaliebatterie3148
      @magaliebatterie3148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Trap, like a moth in a bath

  • @lonelyteapot858
    @lonelyteapot858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    im trying to drink water while watching this,
    my monitor is now covered in water

  • @dylanbailey8090
    @dylanbailey8090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Anyone notice that one of the people in the audience is on their phone 😂

  • @liamlyons8942
    @liamlyons8942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Saaaame, watching this video on my lunch is a genuine risk

  • @rubybird8976
    @rubybird8976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I literally got a letter for the duke of Edinburgh award thing today😂

  • @tieldricbolton8759
    @tieldricbolton8759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i use the compass app way to often i dont even go outside im just a nosey prick who likes to know where north is to make sure it hasnt gone where its not meant to be

  • @hereticmuncher749
    @hereticmuncher749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Why does josh look like mr tumble after 20 years of hard heroine addiction

  • @ianfryer2942
    @ianfryer2942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love him, seen live and almost died!

  • @Powkiddy
    @Powkiddy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Looks like he’s done some serious lines

  • @ebonyrose7236
    @ebonyrose7236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I bought my brother jam for Christmas because he always uses it all

  • @KL-hr2kj
    @KL-hr2kj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I'm watching this on my Samsung and the irony of it is funnier to me than the skit

  • @luish8056
    @luish8056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dudes funny as hell

  • @isabellatham86
    @isabellatham86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    spranta! yessss!!! :D

  • @finlaycoetsee4433
    @finlaycoetsee4433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    He sounds like Marge Simpson

    • @SANDSCORCHER
      @SANDSCORCHER 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He sounds significantly more like Zippy.

    • @dand1374
      @dand1374 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wtf??

    • @Basswave_
      @Basswave_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think you need to get your ears checked

    • @teojnelson
      @teojnelson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sounds like Dobby

    • @MGamerGirl
      @MGamerGirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SANDSCORCHER that is a better one 😂 😂 😂

  • @deanslyrics8797
    @deanslyrics8797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    love a local lad :D

  • @theoargyros3618
    @theoargyros3618 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    One pop a day🤣

  • @astroposyt2898
    @astroposyt2898 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Better at standup than panel shows

  • @adeenamansoor2192
    @adeenamansoor2192 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    what I need right now are subtitles.

  • @kaiashton2885
    @kaiashton2885 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:35 haha cracked me up

  • @salmon7794
    @salmon7794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Is it just me or does this guy sound like his throat is sore 100% of the time

    • @damankymuse650
      @damankymuse650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ye

    • @rosemaryraynor5178
      @rosemaryraynor5178 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i know he suffers from asthma so that maybe why?

    • @maggieboys2543
      @maggieboys2543 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He has quite bad asthma. The medication is hard on your voice.

  • @carmenm.4091
    @carmenm.4091 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2 Unlimited, excellent😂... didn’t know they where known beyond the Dutch border!

    • @arianaajbeaverhausen8175
      @arianaajbeaverhausen8175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There are No Limits to his musical knowledge 🤪😂 All the best from Scotland 💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🌍🇳🇱❤

  • @elizaknight6980
    @elizaknight6980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Hahahaa, I love this show :D

  • @richghost2897
    @richghost2897 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    kentucky fried specsavers, im dead

  • @lorelaigilmore8668
    @lorelaigilmore8668 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I read the title as "My iPhone has the Lifespan of a *Month*" Oh well. Dyslexia do as dyslexia wants.

  • @haleywilliams1743
    @haleywilliams1743 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    idk what it is about him but stg im in love with him

  • @thegoose8197
    @thegoose8197 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Accurate

  • @emy198
    @emy198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol I thought it would be washed down after all they food with the water from the condom

  • @Shap00
    @Shap00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Just turn on the auto generated subtitles and enjoy the misery of it )))

  • @thomaswilliams9054
    @thomaswilliams9054 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    D of E < Ten Tors

  • @kami3000
    @kami3000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Insight is the first way to recovery.

  • @Styxintheriver
    @Styxintheriver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Coco pops?? Is that British Coco Puffs??

    • @JimijaymesProductions
      @JimijaymesProductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Cocoa Krispies, not British versions exactly the same thing made by Kellogs, they have different names in different countries. It's Coco pops in Australia too.

  • @MGamerGirl
    @MGamerGirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When his voice was breaking did it get stuck like that, he sounds like his nuts are in limbo ☺

  • @igs1987
    @igs1987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Come on parlour, friend

  • @christinecampbell1677
    @christinecampbell1677 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love an eat you can buffet breakfast.

  • @glowinthedarkspider3118
    @glowinthedarkspider3118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I go to an after school club, and the people in the year above me used it for their d of e, and they all complained about the hikes and stuff, I know I wanna do it next year when the school reopens, but I'm sure as hell that it'll be like a month before I complain just as much as the current year nines

  • @schlongy2dope
    @schlongy2dope ปีที่แล้ว

    I like homemade jam

  • @videosofthedammed
    @videosofthedammed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Nah mate Fanta and oasis are the one

  • @eiveive
    @eiveive 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    cHHHashpoints

  • @fyrgebrc4666
    @fyrgebrc4666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Boi you need a drink

  • @monomakes
    @monomakes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He's great! But WTF was that sound at the end!!

  • @zn4rf
    @zn4rf 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    @ 9:30 ... whelp...

  • @1234smileface
    @1234smileface 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    There are too many adds on this video.....!!!!

  • @tomtaylor7338
    @tomtaylor7338 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Funny as piles

  • @henryharrison3753
    @henryharrison3753 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Wow josh is posh

    • @rikzz0r
      @rikzz0r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's really not.

    • @deanslyrics8797
      @deanslyrics8797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      he's literally a farm lad he's from Devon lol

    • @henryharrison3753
      @henryharrison3753 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you think he’s not posh I’m afraid to say you’re probably posh aswell (im English)

    • @teejaay7609
      @teejaay7609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Henry Harrison jack Whitehall is a posh English comedian. Josh may be a bit more middle class than some, but he’s not posh.

    • @arianaajbeaverhausen8175
      @arianaajbeaverhausen8175 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@henryharrison3753 the definition of posh is "the quality of being elegant, stylish or upper class," as much as I like Josh I don't think he is any of those things 😄 I'm Scottish and definitely not posh, I live in an area of Edinburgh that is so rough even the dogs walk around in pairs! 🤪😂 I'd say he's middle class but I can see where you're coming from.

  • @annas3134
    @annas3134 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:10

  • @passworddk
    @passworddk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    What the hell is going on with his left foot - he keeps standing on the side of it

    • @PaulMab9
      @PaulMab9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anders Gertz Sørensen he does it when he shifts his weight to his other foot, and leans completely off of it, so probably nothing. Just weird.

  • @TinyFord1
    @TinyFord1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Aaah joke is on Josh, because there is no war in Afganistan anymore

  • @mama--rua
    @mama--rua 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ew wish i hadn't just googled bellend 😐

    • @ccggenius
      @ccggenius 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      NEVER look up a term you've never heard without Google Safe Search turned on. Alternatively, I've heard blue waffles are delicious.

    • @georgiajeffries5531
      @georgiajeffries5531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ccggenius while we are talking about great things, you should see the new golden showers!

    • @feconway
      @feconway 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@georgiajeffries5531Lemon partys are also very cool!

    • @LynxSouth
      @LynxSouth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1- for searches, try StartPage. It doesn't track you or keep your info as Google does. startpage.com
      2 - for things you don't know, try freedictionary.com
      It explains things in US & UK English and has idioms, medical dictionary, wikipedia, thesaurus, translations etc., etc. And no pictures -- just nice, safe, clear words.

  • @mama--rua
    @mama--rua 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He looks feverish and pasty

    • @arianaajbeaverhausen8175
      @arianaajbeaverhausen8175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't be so racist, that is an Englishman in his natural state! 🤪😂❤

    • @HCain
      @HCain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Then you haven't seen many brits mama rua. If you lived there, their climate would make you be lookin feverish and pasty too.

  • @dlwatib
    @dlwatib 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    He'd be a lot funnier if I could understand him more than half the time.

    • @HCain
      @HCain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Let me guess... you're American? 😄