I've been looking for descent ASMR everywhere for the past 2 hours (couldn't concentrate on any) then when I gave up and came back to TH-cam this beautiful thing was on my homepage. Simply artistic.
@@Vaihly nah, just how you can't exactly anticipate what's coming next, keeps you a bit more invested, and idk maybe its unrelated but i like the way one of them explains to the other what to do beforehand or as he's doing it. and it being outside and them moving a lot more is sick
Brain structures were destroyed by crack. His addiction is so powerful, and he wants only one - new portion of crack, it's only thing, that makes him feelling happiness. He could do everything to get drug
I ❤️ crackhead ASMR ~💕DAILY AFFIRMATIONS💕~ i want you to relax so i can smoke crack later 😴 i want you to relax so i can smoke crack later 😴 i want you to relax so i can smoke crack later 😴 everything will be okay😬☝🏻 everything will be okay😬☝🏻 I love you, your head feels so good😩so much love for you😃 STEVE HAS GOT YOU🧍 STEVE WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOUR FRIENDSHIP IF IT MEANS HE GETS TO SMOKE CRACK❤️❤️
The aggressive "relax" really does it for me, I wasn't able to sleep for the past 7 days but immediately fell asleep as Steven did the ASMR. In fact it was so good that when my gf started telling me about her work problems I tried it on her. It went great, now Steven and I can go looking for crack since we're both homeless.
This is true humor, art, and a touch of science! For those who think its wrong or messed up... if you can't sense the sarcasm in this video I'm sorry. If you cant tell this man is not a crackhead and that this is a bit, this humor is too advanced for you. And I will hoard and enjoy it myself
@@idiotinwonderland9795 crackead tattoos are usually not professional looking, clothes are more obviously unitentionally baggy and weird/missing. Many are bald but not well groomed bald, more mad scientist/birds nest type. This guy has lots of the usual crackhead drip, sure. He just doesn have that look. I live in one of the most drug infested and homeless populated cities in the US. I walked n boarded everywhere for 5 years around portland. I know a crackhead brother
@@idiotinwonderland9795 I tried to reply with an actual response about my time living with no car in portland for 5 years. TH-cam deleted my reply bc I said crackhead like 50 times in it. Basically they just dont look well groomed like this and cant often stay focused on something for long like steve stevenson does. They are usually bald and wearing baggy clothes but not well kept like. More birds nest and stretched out old greasy shirt. Teeth are not as nice as his thats for sure.
What amazes me is that this video really emphasizes how far Patrick has come with his own ASMR skills. I remember when he was just floor guy and now wherever he goes the tingles follow, the sword has been sharpened 🗡️
as soon as I saw this I immediately clicked on it. this is the most creative youtube video i've seen. this is the content the asmr community truly needs. some people would say you're exposing the man, but I say you're doing a good deed and lending a hand to the less fortunate community. keep up the great work.
this is so niche it kills me that i’ll never be able to talk about it with anyone i know irl. steve running away and throwing the energy over the fence is fucking killing me
pretty sure he deleted it and the community post related to it. ashame becuase the concept was actually funny. i hate to say “people are too sensitive nowadays” but like really? the videos a joke
Eh people have always taken offense to things to it's not like it's a new thing. Back in the day people were offended by elvis gyrating his hips. Now is no different
This is a very good asmr video as someone who watches asmr. He actually listened throughout this whole thing and kept calm energy, please make another one!
Not sure which one's the crack addict 😭
Ones high and the other is on crack
@@Codyyyyyyyy602😭
Tbh
😂😂😂
: “he promised he wasn’t gonna spend it on crack”
: 🙂↕️
didnt even nod
@@die66666the way he grinned
Press x to doubt
Wait what emoji is that
He shook his head
$5 for a 27mim video is outrageous, bro got scammed 💀
For real! 😂
Sone states still pay 7 hr minimum wage so 5$ is something
It’s definitely a meme
It has been cropped so I probably is more then half an hour long
10 buks an hour is above the minimum wage
" i wan t you to relax so i can smoke crack later" is making me scream 😭
💀💀💀💀💀
lol
omg
LMFAOAOAFIOOOOOOOO😭😭
how do people get mad at a creative asmr video? this is what asmr needs
who tf is mad bruh
Cause ppl are soft lol
i didnt see a single negative comment what u on?
@@bommbie9563 on the last video bruh when he first made it
Uh not it’s not what asmr needs
possibly the most unhinged title i have ever witnessed in my recommended.
It’s such a good title tho lmao
is that why you clicked on it?
FR LMFAOO
there is "asmr for adhd" videos on here but i swear this is the epitome of what they should actually be
The epitome of adhd is crack?
I've been looking for descent ASMR everywhere for the past 2 hours (couldn't concentrate on any) then when I gave up and came back to TH-cam this beautiful thing was on my homepage. Simply artistic.
@@Vaihly nah, just how you can't exactly anticipate what's coming next, keeps you a bit more invested, and idk maybe its unrelated but i like the way one of them explains to the other what to do beforehand or as he's doing it. and it being outside and them moving a lot more is sick
@@teenagedirtbird Nah man im pretty sure its crack bro
Steven has a impeccable jawline
crack does that
@@mirrenayyyou can tell it’s not real 🤦♂️
@@curbstomper55 sure
@@curbstomper55 Its real I have known Steve for years sadly he fell down after his gf left him
@@kurvakardosreal i was his beard
Thought he was a actually a random crackhead lowkey
Oh is he not? HAHAH
I remember in stream everyone thought this was real 😂😂
👀
People watch too much tiktok where everything is fake, they now can't tell fake from reality.
@@Terra101 somebody's mad
@@MajoraNoodleArmssomebody’s right
@@Terra101ong
legendary algorithm pull
fr😭😭
He is acting like a gta npc
he kinda looks like one of
😂
Brain structures were destroyed by crack. His addiction is so powerful, and he wants only one - new portion of crack, it's only thing, that makes him feelling happiness. He could do everything to get drug
@@bodgan3310 Everything? 🌚
6:47 "I love you. Your head feels so good." 🤣
😭😭
💀💀💀💀
😭😭😭😭😭😭the laughing got me
uhh
2:14 me and the homie holding our newborns
LMAOOOOO
🤣🤣🤣
💀💀💀💀
🤨
LMFAOAOAOAOA PLSS
This is actually unironically a very good asmr video
Ikr I needed this I’m quite stressed w life and just got my phone service paid so I can enjoy asm again
@@Soupkiddo69 I feel that life's been beating me up lately
This was so funny i genuinely couldnt stop giggling💀💀 i feel like this is somethinf me and my friends would do
Same
him telling me to relax so aggressively the first time almost killed me
RUH LAX.😐
@@dandylion5997 THATS SO ACCURATE LMAOOO
the fact its actually relaxing 😭
2:19 "yo this energy, this is alot of f*cking energy"🤣🤣🤣
I ❤️ crackhead ASMR
~💕DAILY AFFIRMATIONS💕~
i want you to relax so i can smoke crack later 😴
i want you to relax so i can smoke crack later 😴
i want you to relax so i can smoke crack later 😴
everything will be okay😬☝🏻
everything will be okay😬☝🏻
I love you, your head feels so good😩so much love for you😃
STEVE HAS GOT YOU🧍
STEVE WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOUR FRIENDSHIP IF IT MEANS HE GETS TO SMOKE CRACK❤️❤️
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
u forgot "poke... poke.... coke..... poke...."
Bro looks 27 how has he been on crack for 34 years 😂😂😂😭🤦♂️
That Crack keeps him looking young I guess
Crack has anti aging properties. It's the Hollywood secret
crack is the elixir of life
The secret is you have to do crack and touch lil miners
Crack don’t crack
"I love you" "You're head feels so good" 😭😭
Your*
@@millerpatino7156 stop
Enjoy the ASMR
@@millerpatino7156I hope your pillow is warm for the next 10 years
I don’t even care if this a skit or something that shit is funny and bro did a good job 👏
Thought the same
15:50 POV: you are Van Gogh's canvas
yes, just here to re-comment the joke about Van Gogh, my life is just pathetic 😂
HAH
11:04 ABSOLUTELY FUCKING KILLED ME MORE THAN THE CRACK
THE WAY HE JUST ?? GOES 100% ON *FLINGING* IT AND THEN IMMEDIATELY CRUMPLES TO THE GROUND
I wish I had friends who I could send this to, who’d get how effin’ funny this is.
same
Send it to me bbg
@qillqi you tryna get blacked?
Damn I just sent this to one person who is that only person. I feel lucky.
guy: *gives him a crystal*
drug addict: this isn't the type of 'crystal' i was promised.
LMFAO
The aggressive "relax" really does it for me, I wasn't able to sleep for the past 7 days but immediately fell asleep as Steven did the ASMR. In fact it was so good that when my gf started telling me about her work problems I tried it on her. It went great, now Steven and I can go looking for crack since we're both homeless.
yippers!
Lol that was a rlly good joke 😂
"RELAX..."
🤲👐
This joke deserves a round of applause 👏 👏👏👏👏
16:20 actually relaxing
This is the funniest ASMR I've ever watched oh my god 😭😭😭
Im 110 days sober from alcohol and 2 years from opiates God Bless love this lmao❤
Well done brother, proud of you keep going. God bless
thank GOD you reupd this
9:51 this part got me dead 😂😂
This and the male pattern baldness hand movements video are actually iconic
the way he’s actually running and throwing is so funny 10:34
the worst part is that this unironically gave me tingles, 10/10 would fall asleep to
Patrick knew the asmr channel couldnt contain this masterpiece
GIVE HIM MOREEE MONEYYY PLS HE DESERVES MORE MONEEUUUUYY
MORE MONEY FOR CRAAAACKKK
34 years of crack, hed be looking like a zombie rn if he was even still alive.
microdosing bro does wonders for the skin
Steve’s Trevor’s long lost sibling from GTA
10:20 Relax! ……. Relax! …….. Relax! killed me bro
This is true humor, art, and a touch of science! For those who think its wrong or messed up... if you can't sense the sarcasm in this video I'm sorry. If you cant tell this man is not a crackhead and that this is a bit, this humor is too advanced for you. And I will hoard and enjoy it myself
Can u help me tell the difference between a real crackhead and someone just pretending for future situations
@@idiotinwonderland9795 crackead tattoos are usually not professional looking, clothes are more obviously unitentionally baggy and weird/missing. Many are bald but not well groomed bald, more mad scientist/birds nest type. This guy has lots of the usual crackhead drip, sure. He just doesn have that look. I live in one of the most drug infested and homeless populated cities in the US. I walked n boarded everywhere for 5 years around portland. I know a crackhead brother
@@idiotinwonderland9795 I tried to reply with an actual response about my time living with no car in portland for 5 years. TH-cam deleted my reply bc I said crackhead like 50 times in it. Basically they just dont look well groomed like this and cant often stay focused on something for long like steve stevenson does. They are usually bald and wearing baggy clothes but not well kept like. More birds nest and stretched out old greasy shirt. Teeth are not as nice as his thats for sure.
@@idiotinwonderland9795 can't tell if you're joking, but, it honestly depends, I recommend just looking up signs of a user
Real crack you can see it on the ass@@idiotinwonderland9795
Why is this unironically good
I can't help but wonder what the cars in the background must think of the rituals they're performing lol
This is healing me foreal. Their's Energy are so pure.
What amazes me is that this video really emphasizes how far Patrick has come with his own ASMR skills. I remember when he was just floor guy and now wherever he goes the tingles follow, the sword has been sharpened 🗡️
Ayo thanks for reuploading this, mate ^-^
Obsessed with your profile pic. What a great album. 🎧🫶
@OfTheSeaKND which album is it? Just curious
@@Unfortu.nartely The album is called “Transatlanticism” and it by the group Death Cab for Cutie. Great music if you’re into any indie rock. 🎧☺️
@@Unfortu.nartelytransatlanticism
what happened to the original
“He lost his wife, and his family.”
*and his hairline*
this is genuinely one of the funniest videos i’ve ever fucking seen
now this is giving back to the community
19:37 real mommy energy 😂
I’ve been thinking about this video since it came out, and even more when it got deleted. We needed Steve back. Dreams really do come true. 💫🌝
Pat's hell yeahs giving me life😂😂😂
😂
Crazy how this vid made it to my suggestions randomly, thought it was gone forever
cant believe ed sheeran became a crackhead
“Steve you just want to smoke crack you don’t give a f do you?” got me and then the part after 😂😭😭
"Get jiggy with it, man." " YEEAAHH like that," had me 🤣 to 💀
I just realized that bro looks like Ron Weasley if was fired from Harry Potter
I am now relaxed forever and all of my problems are solved.
same
13:02 man is CHUNKING the illness. God bless him.
Patrick, can we be friends haha. You're the energy I need in my life. The breaks of character are so cute as you guys try not to laugh
He promised he wasn't gonna spend it on crack 🤣🤣🤣
The homeless guy was actually his friend
what do you think about the instagram reels rizz party?
No shit Sherlock
Real friends don't allow their friends to go homeless. :P
@@brians933he’s not actually homeless lol
@@rjthelion6239he is don't you see the title?
Imma need Steve to have his own ASMR channel. He actually is really entertaining. And with Patrick, it’s like a Duo we never knew we needed
i’m laughing so hard i can’t believe i missed this
Pay him more next time!! He’s a natural talent
best asmr content i have ever seen so far lol
“See anything?”
“Yeah, I see a person”
“Oh yeah?”
“Yeah”
“Are they hot?”
"yeah"
@@MayTheSwiftie13"hell yeah"
@@xxvrstrr“alright can you Start tapping..?“
he def spending it on crack after this experience
as soon as I saw this I immediately clicked on it. this is the most creative youtube video i've seen. this is the content the asmr community truly needs. some people would say you're exposing the man, but I say you're doing a good deed and lending a hand to the less fortunate community. keep up the great work.
4:40 He got flashbacks
he's actually good at this. I do get tingles😂
8:20 “LOOK. LOOK AT STEVE.” 👉
Patrick is so provocative
24:20 this is so funny omg the way he hits it
this is so niche it kills me that i’ll never be able to talk about it with anyone i know irl. steve running away and throwing the energy over the fence is fucking killing me
pretty sure he deleted it and the community post related to it. ashame becuase the concept was actually funny. i hate to say “people are too sensitive nowadays” but like really? the videos a joke
Eh people have always taken offense to things to it's not like it's a new thing. Back in the day people were offended by elvis gyrating his hips. Now is no different
@@jayhollows5729- We just got more exposure to it, now.
@@jayhollows5729yeah but still there way more soft now
@@jayhollows5729people are getting way more sensitive today. Like those woke college liberals
@@mikef37People have always been sensitive.
Cleanest crackhead I ever seen. Must be new to the rock.
I unironically love this lmaoooo
the dirt under the nails really adds to the immersion
It wasn't the ASMR we wanted, but it was the ASMR we needed. 😂 Absolute perfection. ❤
This is the true definition of an authentic PLOT TWIST.
this feels like a machine girl unedited fandemic video
This is a very good asmr video as someone who watches asmr. He actually listened throughout this whole thing and kept calm energy, please make another one!
get jiggy with the energy
this is the funniest video i've watched in this platform thank you pat
so glad my algorithm knew i needed this but days late
8:50 bros fighting demons trying not to laugh
We made it
What a kind man! Thank you Patrick and Steve the drug addict homeless guy ❤❤
i havent laughed so hard in a looooong time 🤣😭⚰️ thankkkk you from the bottom of my heart
he is a good actor lol not bad
Steve Stevenson is literally the most crackhead name ever, lol they are always named Steve, you know your stuff lmao
18:19 LMFAOOOOO looking around like why tf am i here 🤣
ya this is one of my favorite youtube videos ever
This is great, Steve understands and delivers.
gonna tell my kids this was jesse and skinny pete
This is art
I’m glad I get to actually watch this video, I passed out the first time I watched it
This crap actually made me fall asleep and no asmr video has made me fall asleep in a long ass time💀
the more I watch the more happy and relaxed this makes me