Mr. Birchum vs. Velma (2023) - Rap Battle! | Mr. Jay

Mr. Birchum vs. Velma (2023) - Rap Battle! | Mr. Jay feat. Honeydew & SkeepTieel
mr. birchum vs. velma (2023) - rap battle! - feat. honeydew & skeeptieel
patreon - / mrjayrb
paypal.me - www.paypal.com...
kofi - ko-fi.com/mrjayrb
discord - / discord
Use creator code MRJAYRB in the Fortnite Item Shop
#mrbirchum #velma2023 #velma #rapbattle #epicrapbattlesofhistory #amv
The infamous 2023 reboot of Velma's titular character raps against the most epic liberal owning character of all time Mr. Birchum to see who's more "woke"
►VOICE CREDITS
Velma: Honeydew (she/they)
/ @honeydew7039
Mr. Birchum: SkeepTieel (she/they/it)
/ @skeeptieel
/ tanbiscuit
The Announcer: YDGeon
/ @ydgeon
/ geon0510
►CAMEOS
Mr. Karpzonzi: Valzone (any pronouns)
/ @valzone
Gamer Chair: Fusette la Semi-Dragon (he/she/they)
/ @fusettelafusee
Mr. Birchum's son Eddie: Tankrulez615 (he/him)
/ @tankrulez615
Hank Hill: Chaotic Rap Battles (he/him)
/ @chaoticrapbattles
►PRODUCTION
Lyrics Written by: Fruz (she/her), DemiClemi (any)
Additional writing help by GlenOck (he/him)
Video Edited by Mr. Jay (he/they)
Intro, Outro & Subtitles by Cidisswo (he/him)
Beat by Bob Bradley (he/him)
Patrons
ZodiacKiaran
Violent Remark
Peyton
Gabe Dudas 2
FirstTarsier793
Billie Joe Eyelash
Ryan Tillotson
Charles Spencer
Frenzy64
ApacheBeamix
bloonsquadd
velma is an american adult animated comedy mystery television series based on the character velma dinkley from the scooby-doo franchise. developed and created[1] by charlie grandy for hbo max, it stars executive producer mindy kaling as the voice of the titular character, with sam richardson, constance wu and glenn howerton in supporting roles. grandy also serves as the showrunner of the series. it revolves around velma dinkley and the other human members of mystery inc. before their official formation, making it the first television series in the franchise to not feature the character scooby-doo.
the series premiered on january 12, 2023. a second season was released on april 25, 2024. velma received mixed reviews from critics, who praised the voice acting and animation, but were divided towards the humor and criticized its meta storytelling, characterization, writing, and departures from the traditional scooby-doo format. audience reception was overwhelmingly negative.
mr. birchum is an american adult animated sitcom developed by adam carolla, nate adams, and mike lynch for dailywire+. produced by chassy media, the series premiered on may 12, 2024.[2] carolla stars as the titular character, alongside a voice cast including megyn kelly, alonzo bodden, tyler fischer, brett cooper, kyle dunnigan, marisol ramirez, james arnold taylor, melissa greenspan, brandon tyler harris, roseanne barr, jay mohr, patrick warburton, rob riggle, sage steele, and danny trejo.
carolla originated the character of dick birchum in the 1990s where he featured on kroq-fm, later voicing him in the adult puppet series crank yankers.[3]

[@TonyZaret]

good rap

[@MrJayRB]

Oh my goodness it's Tony 🫡

[@Fruz]

THANK U TONY 😭

[@cagayakegirlz]

tony can you make naruto vs link 2

[@ClemiHW]

Thank u it was bait

[@radishstew]

OH MY GOD TONY ZARET

[@A_Gamer12511]

Two of the worst things to ever touch humanity actually made something of quality. That’s an achievement, Mr. Jay. Congratulations, you did the impossible.

[@Dennis-nc3vw]

Two negatives equals a positive

[@Sloppster8763]

Mr. Jay can always turn the worst things ever into the best videos ever
Like Skibidi Toilet vs Garten of Banban and this

[@ironicallyedgy7234]

“The black kids would find a better rep from Uncle Ruckus.”
YOU CAN’T COME BACK FROM THAT!!!!

[@thebowlerhatfroggo]

I don’t like either of these shows, but Mr Birchum had a fire second verse. Rap just took Velma’s whole show apart! My vote definitely goes to Batler.

[@apollo_da_he]

"I'm an American Patriot who served for his Nation but 2 episodes in makes me root back to segregation"💀

[@down69420]

0:55 Ghostbusters vs Mythbusters
1:02 Mario Bros vs Wright Bros
1:25 Henry Ford vs Karl Marx
2:20 Batman vs Holmes

[@EuphoricMashups]

I’m glad I’m not the only one who caught the Ford vs Marx one 😭

[@theslow-runner]

​@@EuphoricMashupsyes me too

[@reteledman]

@@EuphoricMashupsme too

[@thatoneguy9582]

2:01 richard the lionheart vs ragnar lodbrok, i think?

[@supermarioewan0865]

I can’t believe I WOKE up to see this.

[@fryguy9704]

I see what you did there.

[@JustinCarbaugh]

"Found on road, dead" reference

[@YDGeon]

i could not move a muscle when i was recording the announcer

[@thedogatemyname9982]

Bro is NOT the announcer 💀

[@theamazingajshow1118]

​@thedogatemyname9982 bruh look in the description 😂

[@ClemiHW]

@@thedogatemyname9982 he literally is lmao

[@CapitanJorge24]

@@thedogatemyname9982 read the description pal...

[@YDGeon]

@@thedogatemyname9982 damn i got fire didnt i

[@flamingpaxtsc]

“If your show intended to be stacked with edgy humor, why’d they hire the one guy who wrote for Amy Schumer?”
Ooh, damn.

[@havenisthebest99]

@0:55 Mythbusters vs Ghostbusters
@1:05 Wright Bros vs Mario Bros
@2:21 Batman vs Sherlock Holmes

[@fryguy9704]

This is the best thing to come out of their shows.

[@Igameforlife-rn1fu]

Mr. birchum won, Now lets watch the video!

[@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470]

You know something is terrible if Mr. Birchum automatically wins over it lol.

[@Igameforlife-rn1fu]

@@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470 It's Velma For a reason, It means Vi Ewill LAlways MLose Anomatterwhat

[@silentprotagonist8954]

lol yeah

[@mondo616]

I hate both but real

[@JustinCarbaugh]

He won before the battle started and showed it especially with the "My pronouns are "rap/batler" my gender is "winner""

[@SkeepTieel]

why'd you keep getting a leftist, marxist, dark-skinned south east asian transgender girl to play all these conservative cishet white male characters...... kinda woke.......

[@MrJayRB]

I'm woke

[@NatesParadise]

YO, AMAZING MR. BIRCHUM PREFORMANCE!!!

[@Dennis-nc3vw]

Transgender?

[@TheUnmitigatedDawn]

@@Dennis-nc3vwBirchum's VA in this video is trans

[@deez8202]

@@MrJayRB go back to sleep

[@Garthebarbarian]

i was honestly expecting one of them to say "who asked"

[@PrisPrivate]

Who won? Who asked? You decide!

[@honeydew7039]

the funny.... thanks for having me.

[@NatesParadise]

AMAZING WORK AS VELMA (2023)!!!

[@fryguy9704]

I’m sorry that you had to use your voice to voice her. You’re a true soldier.

[@honeydew7039]

@@fryguy9704 lmao thank you

[@honeydew7039]

@@NatesParadise thanks

[@Garthebarbarian]

5 stars to you!(unlike velma)

[@the_eek2600]

Dude I can't believe that you made Velma try to do the fucking verse that Sherlock Holmes did in erbs Sherlock Holmes versus batman wtf XD

[@shacharlem4424]

For an old styled man, birchum is really skilled at rapping. Feels like a fight between an old fashioned dad and his modern teenage daughter.

[@tripp_wow]

“Two dorky dudes named Daphne and Orville”
I love a good Mario Bros. VS. Wright Bros. reference

[@BurgertubeFounder]

I like how the VAs sound like this is the first time they've ever tried to rap

[@PotatoDemon-dz7hu]

There’s nothing quite like putting two narcissists in a room and watching them diss each other.

[@RedLordOfAlagadda]

How is there going to be a rap battle where I'm rooting *for* this version of Velma? Insane times we live in.

[@yeahhpiehh]

Yo the jaibreak^2 mspfa reference was insane

[@samsteron1102]

Despite how terrible their shows are, I would say Mr Birch wrecked Velma...

[@Duplighost_]

Mr. WOKE strikes again with another rap battle!

[@ClemiHW]

Mr Jay... Now replace the J with a G

[@LateRegistration]

maybe we should stop letting the people decide

[@vortex_all9055]

LIBERAL!!!

[@ChaoticRapBattles]

Idk about these characters, but I'm glad hank Hill decided to make an appearance.

[@PrisPrivate]

I don’t want either of them to win 😭

[@Spancer-hy8hj]

Exactly just like we asked about it before😢

[@ItsLorenzo86]

I don’t know if you take requests but if not that’s perfectly fine, but i was thinking Mr. Krabs vs. The Grinch

[@MrJayRB]

I have krabs planned already but Grinch would be fun

[@tylerdoesstuff6834]

Nice job. Every Mr. Jay battle must include a cameo from Tankrulez615,the world isn't ready to hear him rap. Also don't forget to list the pronouns of Geon in the description like everyone else. The VAs really did a good job here, especially Velma.

[@honeydew7039]

va for velma here! thank you, that means a lot

[@tylerdoesstuff6834]

@@honeydew7039 No problem. It really feels like you became the character. I can tell you had a lot of fun.

[@danielprijatel6340]

Thank you for taking two extremely unfunny shows and making them both hilarious!

[@phoenixfire6433]

I can’t believe you managed to make a rap battle between an insult to good taste and a (probably more predictable) insult to good taste. Keep it up lol

[@hayatogamer8021]

Reference of Ghostbustbusters VS Mythbusters and Wright Bros VS Mario Bros and Henry Ford VS Karl Marx
Edit: There's also a reference to Batman VS Sherlock Holmes

[@Temmie_gaming]

Even with the hallucinating, velma won. "Lets analyze the facts cause i don't care about your feelings" that was powerful

[@thatguyfromthebush]

All refs i spotted
0:55 ERB MythBusters's first verse
1:05 ERB Mario Brothers' first verse

[@Adamthecoolguy123]

Don'tknow if it's exactly a reference, but 1:24 sounds close to 'i'll leave a ford as expected: found on road dead' Karl Marx vs. Henry Ford erb

[@thatguyfromthebush]

@@Adamthecoolguy123 oh yeah i was finding it familiar first time i heard but didnt remember so let that one slide 💀
thank you though :D

[@Shrekrules471]

Best disses: Birchum
Best flow: Velma
Loser: Velma and Birchum

[@Dennis-nc3vw]

That coast guard diss was pretty on point.

[@Sapphiredabird]

Honestly one of the most underrated TH-camrs, I love your rap battles

[@diggory4ii385]

Love the addition of pronouns in the end credits, Gaming Chair (it/its) had me falling out my chair 😂

[@rowdy8683]

Mr. Birchum automatically wins due to Melma's "Scrappy" panic attack
Also, nice reference to OG ERBOH's Wright Bros Vs. Mario Bros at 1:03 to 1:06

[@Walnut_yum]

0:25 only 25 seconds in, and Mr. Birchum won.

[@spadinnerxylaphone2622]

"My gender is winner" goes hard.

[@ayyteen]

“Alex YIIK works at your school? Okay, this is epic.” peak reference, therefore Alex Eggleston wins 😎

[@EternalStorm796]

Velma's failed attempt to be Sherlock Holmes. lol
Has anyone done an Uncle Ruckus battle yet..?

[@eyweiuai]

Danii did Uncle Ruckus vs Uncle Iroh

[@Sunish_mapping]

Velma DEASTROYED Birchum in her first verse

[@matese1912]

“Kids, Kids, You’re both…just…Awful” -Family Guy

[@JaEm2162]

"Epic Rap Battles of Herstory" 😂

[@timey_103]

This is the best worst rap batle I’ve ever watched.
Velma won but just barely

[@ultbee]

This is such a perfect matchup

[@flamingpaxtsc]

The references are plentiful in this one

[@smugbowkid9919]

Man this channel just keeps pumping out fire shitpost raps

[@thespagetguy]

Cool rap battle! I have some ideas for rap battles if you need them.
Jerry (Rick and Morty) VS. Kazuya (Rent a Girlfriend) - Wimp Rap Battle
Yang (RWBY) VS sans (Undertale) - Pun Rap battle
Greg (Diary of a Wimpy Kid) VS Nate (Big Nate) - Comic Rap Battle
Rick (Rick and Morty) VS Makima (Chainsaw Man) - Mastermind Rap Battle
L (Death Note) VS Batman (DC) - Detective Rap Battle
Patrick Bateman (American Psycho) VS Evil Morty (Rick and Morty) - Anti Hero Rap Battle
Just some ideas. Keep up the good work! 😄

[@Dennis-nc3vw]

You should have used "war ball" as the childhood tragedy.

[@GoofyGoober69325]

yes the far-right vs far-left, the battle we needed

[@ShoTime-n77]

The two dorky dudes line got me

[@JimJom]

I swear there was an erb reference in here

[@CapitanJorge24]

magnificent

[@billiejoeeyelash]

Okay this is epic

[@RealCesyB]

Smh pronouns in rap batel now 😤😤😤

[@selknelk]

bro is not of age for youtube

[@shacharlem4424]

Do Angel Gabby vs skitzo the 1920's killer bear.

[@rowdy8683]

-Unnecessary- Rap Battle Royale!!!
New -Challengers- Approaching; Santa Inc., High Guardian Spice, And Magical Girls Friendship Squad!!!!!!!

[@MeatballMusic]

As a friend of glenock i appreciate this battle

[@Mynameishassan0]

Bro its crazy how many ERB references there are, i dont know if i caught them all.

[@valzone]

I am so proud to not be proud to proudly play Karponzi

[@SamsTheNeonGamer]

Man this maked my life

[@diggory4ii385]

Mr. Birchum referencing the finale line in Henry Ford vs. Karl Marx 😭

[@Duckbærd]

1:07 i remember the reference but not the name of it

[@Igameforlife-rn1fu]

It's Wright brothers vs Mario brothers

[@Duckbærd]

@@Igameforlife-rn1futhanks

[@CapitanJorge24]

@@Igameforlife-rn1fu i dont remember them saying that they root back for segregation

[@Igameforlife-rn1fu]

@@CapitanJorge24 :| Look at that vid At 0:35 srry It brang me to That "Orville" Line Idk why tho

[@MishazzGacha]

If you're taking requests, maybe a splatoon character? I don't mind if not.

[@Duckbærd]

2:20 Sherlock Holmes

[@paulitastic2460]

I love this time line where we have rw vs lw cartoons rap battles

[@OverbakdCrakr]

This is *TRULY* the battle of Mid.

[@ClottityGelloz]

The Erb refrences are crazy 🙏☠️

[@baileyhuffman2035]

Dude it’s Jurassic June where’s the Dino’s at

[@Sunish_mapping]

Velma won

[@Shahaneh]

Velma destroyed him since the 1st verse. Birchem mostly complained sans disses.

[@frisk8632]

Agreed
Like velma was actually trying to attack his show and him while Birchem went for easy blows

[@NotAbot1011]

Yeah, as much as we all hate Velma, she performed so much better here

[@Shahaneh]

@@NotAbot1011 well I personally love Politically Incorrect humor and making fun of potheads, which is why I watch Velma and Real Time with Bill Maher.

[@ClemiHW]

@@Shahaneh It's very funny that out of the two it's Velma (2023) that is the most politically incorrect

[@SlashinatorZ]

Velma won the logic battle, Birchum won the savage insult battle

[@Addsup]

W battle

[@BlueJayXP2]

Rap battle chowder vs spongebob

[@NEOSONIC-fj1pz]

Bro i really wanna see jax vs bonnie

[@gatorpuppy]

birchrjnum one

[@Dennis-nc3vw]

Dang, I was rooting for Birchum but Velma won. That first was fire.

[@Hopeisdope21]

Bro turned into drake for a second

[@WilliamX5000]

Velma wins.

[@glenock3405]

It's true, I really like SAW!

[@banana9866]

unclr stripe vs peter

[@Blu_YEAH]

Let's see uzi doorman VS Sam from Microsoft!

[@MrJayRB]

Was actually thinking about using MS Sam

[@WilliamSherman01]

Mr Birchum cooked unlike Velma’s show

[@theunknown80]

Winner: mr. birchum
Loser: glenock

[@Пойонеп]

Mr. Birchum shouldn't have the he/him pronouns because he's the type to make fun of that stuff

[@Yoitsmemeh]

OH GAWD

[@Myorganicwatermelonwentmissing]

I fr Wana see Trevor fillips vs judas

[@Fruz]

valma one

[@S3VRALT1MEZ]

How abt
KinitoPET 🆚 Bonzai Buddy?

[@RackteamSuper]

epic rap battles, scratch cat vs charlie morningstar

[@SlashinatorZ]

Ladybug vs Charlie
Two shows I only watched because the MC is pretty

[@evanlif]

Mr. Birchum look likke Marvin from sml

[@whathehex6708]

As bad as you try make it I still enjoyed this but maybe make an real battle soon with the real gang

[@SunsetFunkin11-F8F]

Can you do meg griffin (family guy) vs yuri (ddlc)?

[@danton1]

Kim Jong Un vs Princess Bubblegum

[@danton1]

Luigi vs Shaggy

[@AnimationFanboy2k4]

Two sides in the same coin.

[@slim13l13]

Idk why but this battle makes so much swnse and who wins Mr.Burchum for the solid rhymes amd telling the truth

[@strawberry_cow8511]

You should Rick Sanchez. Vs the lamb from cult of the lamb