The year is 20KhanKhan. Everyone plays Khan at TAS levels of perfection. Because of this, the winner of a match depends solely on the first SHINE AGO GOTO SOTTE YARU ZE. The RPS metagame has evolved to ridiculous levels due to it being the only remaining factor to decide matches...
0:17 Mojongles belike: *Agressive laughs* and *freaking excutes throw knifes and road roller* Saikou ni haitte yatsu da! WRYYYYY!! MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!! Majongles (or a dude was spectating) : Are you okay? 0:26 Majong: *actives time stop* Haa I did it. Mojong: Noooo, when do you gonna do Road Roller? Road Roller stupid b&*ch!
No items
Khan only
Final Destination
GOD DAM
Wii fit board
A R C A D E C O N T R O L L E R O N L Y
666th like
Let’s rock, baby.
Sees title: high level
Sees khan: regrets
Hotel: Trivago
you are behind society's corruption
*”ZERO SECONDS NIGGA*
*HAAHAHAHAAHA*
*WRYYYYYY*
*MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA”* - Mojongles, providing a superior dub for Dio during the whole Road Roller segment
“I can’t tell if you’re cumming or being murdered”
The year is 20KhanKhan. Everyone plays Khan at TAS levels of perfection. Because of this, the winner of a match depends solely on the first SHINE AGO GOTO SOTTE YARU ZE. The RPS metagame has evolved to ridiculous levels due to it being the only remaining factor to decide matches...
Bizz is that a mother fucking smash bros reference
Hol Horse furiously weeps in the corner
Hylian Knight it's a /biz/ meme, except it's stock trading is simulated at 100% accuracy and the only determining factor is RAM
@@zetton1374 it's a smash meme
LMAO
Oingo and Boingo’s localized names should have been Mojongles and Majongles.
Funnymanfx Mayo edition*
Oktopud i read that as mayo addiction
That’s even better
That "SHINEEEE" at 1:23 was raw and powerful as fuck.
What about "SHYAAA" 2:37?
Khan is one of the most powerful Beyblades in existence
The khan copter is sheer masculinity in its purest form
“Saikyo ni high Yatsu da” the way my man said this in the first 20 secs of the vid made me watch everything
he said it so fucking badly wym
@@Varta1337 that's what he meant
Khan is the only legitimate character in this game and if you say otherwise you're clearly in need of a haircut.
So that's why my hairs getting too long? Wow, thanks buddy!
What's khan
Ah yes,
Beyblade granby sword man.
Just a shave, please.
no one can just deflect the sword
0:14 Joestar blood is one hell of a drug
0:17 Perfect voice acting 10/10
SHINE! AGO GOTO SOTTE YARU ZE
And people wonder why the mute button exists
Idk who wonders that but ok
Idk who wonders that but ok
Idk who wonders that but ok
Idk who wonders that but ok
Idk who wonders that but ok
SHINÊÊÊ
AGO GOTO SOTTE YARU ZE
SHINÊÊ*
ÉÉÉ is(kinda) the sound when you try to speak when you hold your nose with your fingers :v
you are saying that our god and savior Khan has a stupid voice? repent heretic!
Nah just that Ê is better than É
KleberDKurosaki The more you know
We need Mojongles to translate the whole game, I wanna know what all 2 of Khan's voice lines mean
Shine = die
Deka
*Watches anime once*
Look up Cheekos
stop rolling
The fak
Wy ar u here
0:12 DONT DO DRUGS KIDS
Drugs don't do gamers
th-cam.com/video/A2gNqKZzqsU/w-d-xo.html
0:20 This man is feeling the Joestar blood
Mojongles should have been the voice actor for every character
1:23
*SHINE!*
2:37
*SHIYAAA!*
SHINEYYY
It’s “shiné” my man my dude gittu guddu
@@manmaidmegane shut up weeb
@@manmaidmegane that's crazy and shit, but no one asked
@@rove8620 wdym no one asked he corrected him lol.
@@Omid.125 well no one aksed for the correction
0:18 uwEEEEEEee
stop using my intellect for free revenue
it's not free when it cost him some brain cells
Kid, better watch your mouth. I just found out where you live.
Majongles You were easily the highlight of the tournament.
No
Foo Fighters?
"doushstandai senpai?"
“Are you ok?
“SAI KONI HIGH TEYATA”
the beginning of the video killed me
shape I rewatched it like 10 fucking times
You gotta use road roller you dumb bitch
SAIKO NI HIGH YATSUDA
I like how the guy in the beginning was like “ZERO SECONDS NIGGA-“ and then making random noises as he said “SACONI HIGH TE ATODA!” Lmao
Every single match in this game should just be Khan Vs Khan
0:10 ZERO SECONDS!
You can clearly tell EX Falchion is a professional just from videos like this.
i just want to say i've watched this many many times, and till this day its still hilarious XD
Best high IQ fight you'll see this year (+200 IQ) 1:38
Oh man I´m disapointed, I expected some real pro stuff. Anyway nice work promoting Fightcade!
Libe Jenkins if you wanna see some gameplay from actual high level players there's my tournament moments video
Libe Jenkins you have not been on youtube long enough to know that this is a meme from the title alone
I can´t think that everything is written ironically, dude.
but there actually is
Mojongles and Mojongles
Khan only tournament when?
OscarJerico last Sunday’s tournament made you play as khan if you were in looser bracket lel
So this is how you’re supposed to play rubber soul, i see, i understand now
As a rubber soul user the last battle is fucking hilarious, it captures the essence of playing him AKA fucking spamming goey trap on the other guy.
I love these online plays you upload. Keep it up!!
2:36 the dude screaming in the background fucking broke me
"Let me do it"
*fucks up*
"Dammit."
Just the sheer disappointment in his voice is sad
when you figure out fightcade with voice chat: "sAikOu Ni hAi iChI"
That first guy was so happy he pulled of a timestop lol
give me this voiceovers
that is the best dio voice ive ever heard
I'm only here for the high level plays
Khan on the thumbnail...
*OH BOI*
I WILL BRING OUT MY STAND [MOJONGLES]
How did you get Dunkey in your game
1:24
* pelo has entered the chat *
0:44 high level competitive play
*SPAM*
0:12 Did you have a pass for that sir?
I'm early. This must be the work of a stand
Not an enemy stand, just a random stand.
SHINE! AGO GOTO SOTTE YARU ZE! make me laugh so hard
When u tell your gramma that u want the Jojo anime cds and u get a game
khan adds so much to this game it wouldn’t be the same without him
I wish my internet was this good
This is the happiest man in this game not going to lie
0:16 when someone ordered me Big Mac
0:17
Mojongles belike: *Agressive laughs* and *freaking excutes throw knifes and road roller* Saikou ni haitte yatsu da! WRYYYYY!! MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!!
Majongles (or a dude was spectating) : Are you okay?
0:26 Majong: *actives time stop* Haa I did it.
Mojong: Noooo, when do you gonna do Road Roller? Road Roller stupid b&*ch!
Majongles
Mojongles
"Btw the best hol horse combo is hanged man into super hanged man into super
ZA WARUDO!!!
*Time stops*
SHINEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*Time has resumed*
MUDA
I think you and your pals should play Dengeki Bunko Fighting Climax Ignition next. It's another "balanced" game for intellectuals.
Too bad its only on japanese.
0:15
*boi...what happened to Dio´s voice?*
He sounds so happy then he's dreams get crushed
Damn son, look at these *sick* jojombos.
"0 seconds nigga" is someething i would say tbh
Is no one gonna talk about Rubber's Peter Griffin pose here? 4:13
*DOUBLE TIME STOP*
2:47 JoJo just turned into beyblade
*The video starts and dio stop time*
Me: HEY DO NOT SAY THAT CURSED WORD
0:09 - 0:39 Best part, N word aside.
0:10 Zero Seconds N-
5:07
1 and 2: Reroreo-Shaa!
SHINE is the new pro high tier call
So much high level for my body
has made a loop Greater than 3, illegal
Z E R O S E C O N D S , N E E G A
This just keeps reminding me of Star Trek...
KHAAAAAAAAAAN
you are having the time of your life damn
*Pomf* “What are we going to do on the bed? Onii-Khan?”
Rubber Soul's theme:
Digimon Digimon
It sounds like younger Videogamedunky found a new fighting game to play
Not gonna lie. This stick ASMR is fucking *hot* .
Tfw your computer keeps deleting the shortcut for fightcade
"saikoni hi fiesta, rEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
new english dub
0:12
Funniest moment to me
*Saikio ni highesto da*
The battle of SHINEI!
saiko no *HAITTE* tatsu da
1:09 who is that butcher/nurse looking guy
*Butcher/nurse looking guy*
*You dare disrespect Khan the mighty barber?*
Khan combo was so good
First time I played this game I got infinited by Kakyoin.
who are the most broken characters in this game?
Petshop
Khan
Dio and Khan
Petshop is legendary for just how broken he is.
I still want to know why Petshop is broken in this game
ZERO SECONDS NIGGAAAAAAA
Oh, shit, look, it's RedRiot
and a meme was born.
SHINE! oh no wait that's me D:
0% 2A
0% j.C
100% *Shinei, ago goto sotte yaru ze.*
GUTO!
Mojongles vs majongles?
Nani the fuccccccccc