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  • A Throwback To DSP FailsOn ELDEN RING Since the DLC Comes out Soon I hope Dsp is gonna play it And Small Rant Meltdown Warning Extreme Toxicness ahead What's your thoughts
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ความคิดเห็น • 79

  • @numberonedad
    @numberonedad 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    your partner died HAHAHAHHAHA
    -dsp at a funeral

    • @ThraxJay
      @ThraxJay 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      As much as I despise Phil, his laugh makes me smile every single time. That shit is just too funny

    • @scottjones845
      @scottjones845 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      *Laughs in SpongeBob

  • @hankhill7055
    @hankhill7055 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    He cant even take on a Mini boss I tell you what Bobby

  • @dukenukem6377
    @dukenukem6377 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Dsp is such s bad Gamer man he cant do a simple task

  • @sas6384
    @sas6384 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    His beard is so patchy. Pigroach must be extra cranky from dwindling T levels in his middle age.

    • @pko1683
      @pko1683 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      looks like a little kid who got into the chocolate cake

    • @DETRACT0RD00M
      @DETRACT0RD00M 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Look at how bad his face sags off his skull.. he really is an alien in a human suit

  • @ORBrunner
    @ORBrunner 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    When DSP opens his mouth i can only hear squeals

    • @that80ssongyoulove84
      @that80ssongyoulove84 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Pig roach noises.

    • @rmwilliams8193
      @rmwilliams8193 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And can smell the breath even through the screen

  • @NORWOODShadow
    @NORWOODShadow 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Gets attacked by a normal enemy attack while walking right up to the enemy. "How is that fair"

  • @NekkoTheOdd
    @NekkoTheOdd 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    the fact he ignored the down crits is sooooo fucking triggering.

    • @that80ssongyoulove84
      @that80ssongyoulove84 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He plays like an npc.

    • @NekkoTheOdd
      @NekkoTheOdd 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@that80ssongyoulove84 don't insult the npcs like that. you know ever fromsoft npc defiles the hell out of your corpse even after you die. Phil plays like an aging dust bunny.

    • @DETRACT0RD00M
      @DETRACT0RD00M 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The dude never considers resistances or weaknesses, never thinks about strategy, his one and only technique is: approach boss with big weapon, complain about dodging when he gets smashed, complain about being in a corner when he runs to one, and chug heals right in the bosses face.. if that doesn't work after 3 hours, over-level and look up online guide

  • @newhope33
    @newhope33 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Why isn't he stabbing it in the chest when he staggered it?

    • @PontiffJermogus
      @PontiffJermogus 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bc the dung eater doesn't understand visual cues

    • @MrHellweasel
      @MrHellweasel 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Because he is a moron? :D

    • @that80ssongyoulove84
      @that80ssongyoulove84 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That’s what makes DSP so special. His head is full of rocks.

  • @xSnarfsx
    @xSnarfsx 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    13:30 am I bugging or is his facial hair all messed up?

    • @Silenthero66
      @Silenthero66 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nope he's just that dysfunctional of a human being that he literally can't even shave correctly. Probably blames the razor he uses or the foam. "ITS TOO BLUNTED I CAN'T USE IT"

    • @DETRACT0RD00M
      @DETRACT0RD00M 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's from eating OIC's support-hole d00d

    • @radicalsmith6934
      @radicalsmith6934 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bro wtf he’s got the hobo patch

  • @ThaGodfadda
    @ThaGodfadda 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Remember folks, if you ever think you could never cut it as a live streamer just watch a video like this. Apparently all it takes is terrible gameplay, lackluster production, useless commentary, and never being humble when you mess up and you can somehow rack up over 350 channel members. I always check in on DSP channels every now and then to see if he's proved us wrong, awesome to see he still hasn't changed lol

  • @user-dg5fi4kd3u
    @user-dg5fi4kd3u 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This fucking hurt to watch doesn't heal when needed it and had time. He ignores ranged appoints ignores crits I can't imagine he has his build right. He doesn't even try to time his rolls it's just so frustrating hearing him blame the game. how his fan base stays I have no clue. He is like this whenever he has a hard game

  • @quaze420aa8
    @quaze420aa8 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Again with the steak talk the man's obsessed

  • @redlister2934
    @redlister2934 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    From what I have been hearing about the DLC thus far, there will be mines worth of salt to put on our steaks for dinner.

  • @Lol-kx3iv
    @Lol-kx3iv 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Lol Dsp in a few days will be like this or worse

    • @DETRACT0RD00M
      @DETRACT0RD00M 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Depends on the level of "$upport" d00ds *snort*

  • @kevo300
    @kevo300 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Somehow he blamed the trolls for the archer guy lmao!

  • @Fishpasta4
    @Fishpasta4 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    So he teleported ahead to a later area of the game... and is upset because the enemies got harder.
    Yep sounds like DSP.

  • @SquilliamFancyson69
    @SquilliamFancyson69 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Watching him struggle thru the dlc is going to be glorious

    • @Silenthero66
      @Silenthero66 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Has he even beaten Mohg?

    • @maxpower1571
      @maxpower1571 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Silenthero66 he's beaten all major bosses except radagon elden beast boss fight

  • @numberonedad
    @numberonedad 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "i'm in the, of all places, the copitol city"

  • @Silenthero66
    @Silenthero66 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Imagine calling the game unfair while having like 16 vigor.

  • @PseudoNym13
    @PseudoNym13 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    He didn’t crit the golem at the beginning they take a gorillion damage from those critical attacks

    • @Budd631
      @Budd631 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      lol and THREE times. “Oh, cmon on!!”

  • @Omni_Chaos777
    @Omni_Chaos777 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I get the opening now, when his partnership died with other companies 😂😂😂😂

  • @SM4SH3R
    @SM4SH3R 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "So disappointing i fought this guy before"
    30 seconds later "HES TOTALLY DIFFERENT GUYS"
    Bro cant even pick a lane

  • @Black_Revue
    @Black_Revue 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Are You Ready for Some SALTBALL!?!

  • @LienLeon
    @LienLeon 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Ive never played this game or know this fight but the way he's trying to kill it cannot be correct. His playstyle looks terrible

    • @SM4SH3R
      @SM4SH3R 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Ur right, he's awful because he never hits the crit spot on its stomach when it's down

  • @DarkPhoenix89
    @DarkPhoenix89 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    He knows the boss is aggro'd when it gets back up so just back off and reapproach once it finishes its aggro attack. Rinse, repeat. Worked for me.

  • @jarmainemaine4545
    @jarmainemaine4545 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Everything gets harder it’s like going from planet fitness to golds gym thinkn u the big dog lol

  • @IdleWulf
    @IdleWulf 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    How doesn't he know to go for the critical hit to drain most of it's life? He's played this how many times now?

  • @TheRealTombliboos
    @TheRealTombliboos 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Bwahahahahahaaaa, this is gold....

  • @tommyl9614
    @tommyl9614 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Notification squad who's with me 😂

  • @jagojuice9133
    @jagojuice9133 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    was dsp actually fighting that boss (normal guy?) too early? nvr played elden ring

    • @SM4SH3R
      @SM4SH3R 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Not really he just chose not to level Vigor and he chose to come here to an aria that was above his skill level

    • @geralln
      @geralln 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      There is a massive light spot in the enemy chest indicating a weak point. He just never hits it when the enemy is stunned, making things way harder for him. Also, he doesn't level vigor to get more health, so everything is a one-shot.

    • @jagojuice9133
      @jagojuice9133 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@geralln ah ok neat ty just dsp being a "pro gamer" i see

  • @frankthetank1741
    @frankthetank1741 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    isn't that the guy that has gone viral with the money begging thing?

    • @that80ssongyoulove84
      @that80ssongyoulove84 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He went viral for jerking it when he thought his stream was off 😂

    • @rmwilliams8193
      @rmwilliams8193 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Proper scab of a human

  • @ickyfist
    @ickyfist 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Why is his stamina bar bigger than his health bar? Especially when his strategy for these games is to just bash his head into everything over and over until it works.

  • @EliasInTheCrib
    @EliasInTheCrib 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    GoldenMinuteSaltShower

  • @itshololive
    @itshololive 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    he sure knows how to waste time being terrible at video games

    • @itshololive
      @itshololive 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      his rolls are absolutely dogshit jesus

  • @attacker-2
    @attacker-2 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Isn't this the guy who beat off on live

  • @brandonhill6758
    @brandonhill6758 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Whats with you throwing in random clips? I get some of them relate to the gameplay and phil. But some of it seems so randomly placed.

    • @JohnSikw
      @JohnSikw 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They are like 2 second clips bro you are getting upset over a clip bro just be greatful someone made the video

    • @brandonhill6758
      @brandonhill6758 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@JohnSikw how am I getting upset? I'm critiquing a video that I want to see get better. All of his videos are like this and it's fine, but it gets boring seeing the same clips that don't make any sense thrown in

  • @user-hj8oh9kh7v
    @user-hj8oh9kh7v 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Why is he fighting random ass golem?

  • @lemming9984
    @lemming9984 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    So, DSP isn't good at Elden Ring. Trolling someone for his lack of skill is childish. I bet Vault Boy2 was a playground bully.

    • @SM4SH3R
      @SM4SH3R 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Fuck Phil he treats everyone like an entitled man child I was never a bully but I would bully the fuck out of Phil in high-school

    • @confusedbadger6275
      @confusedbadger6275 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Piggy isn't good.at any game but he's the one who smugly stated that "I can pick up a controller at any time and play at a professional level" and "to tell you the truth I'm one best overall gamers in the country".
      Also, you'll never be a girl OIC

    • @NYYSFFAN
      @NYYSFFAN 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He actually did ok with Elden Ring if you watch his actual play thru…way better then I did 😅

    • @IdleWulf
      @IdleWulf 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Phil treats everyone like idiots while acting like he's God's gift to humanity. He deserves all the criticism he gets and way more.