Is if just me or Do I always get this same video on my recommended . I just watched it and now im gonna wait like a year until its back on my recommended.
Although not the same species of cactus, here in Mexico is really common to see Opuntia cacti or Prickly Pear Cactus, colloquially named "Nopal". A lot of the times its grilled to give it a better flavor but it can also be eaten raw (without the spines of course). Good source of manganese, vitamin C, antioxidants and calcium.
It is very popular in Chicago.... I like the fruit [tuna] both red and white but I really don't like the cactus..... It is slimy like okra but it is very popular.
Nopal Cactus is very common in Texas as well. My grandparents used to have it growing in their backyard. They would de-spine it, boil it it, chop it up and throw it in tacos.
Dog: I'll just hang out and watch as nature takes its course with this one. Now, some may argue, "listen, Mr. Doggo, his diet is ridiculous, why would you want that one?" I'll tell you, you cant be picky when you're in the desert. Also, I'm a dog.
Funny,but dont mean to be that guy,but cactuses grew spines not to ward away predetors but mainly to reduce water loss via transpiration of water vapor.
Typically, cactus is not a safe substitute for portable water. Drinking cactus water, especially on an empty stomach, can cause severe diarrhea and vomiting, leading to more dehydration. However, in extreme situations, you can always have a few sips from the fishhook barrel cactus. This is the only cactus that is safe to drink water from but make sure you ingest only small amounts of the water.
Interesting. Any scientific studies you have read about this? Doesn’t sound logical with millions of people buying flat cactus in stores and eating them.
Or simply find two stones to grab it up by squeezing cactus between those stones, then find another useful and sharp stone piece, use it as a knife. Done. IQ level has reached to %850
I respect that you acknowledged that the cactus is alive and you are destroying it for both as you said educational purposes and for consumption. Not many would think of plants as being alive or even capable of being killed. I appreciate your fundamental understanding of nature, and you sharing that wisdom with us.
I don't think it's about defending life or even seeing it as important. It's about recognizing the structures life takes and how those structures are built up from non-living substance. We all are all built of similar substances and all came from either a singular cell or a multitude of singular cells of which only a few prospered. It's not about whether or not something that is alive knowing what it is or if it can name it's origin. It's about the time it took for that living thing to be brought into existence. That cactus linage is so much like your own. Time let it become a cactus. And time led it to it's demise. Just because it isn't born with sapience doesn't mean it isn't real. That it doesn't know it exists. Plants may not be human, or even animal. But they live. Death comes in many forms all of which are beautiful. It's not about respecting or loving plants or nature. It's about acknowledging the forms in which it will exist for a brief time, and afterwards we all go back to being the same non-living material upon death. Just like how before you were born your matter existed unknowing of itself. We all go back to that when we die. You, me, and yes even that cactus. We get to live our lives and go back to that solemn yet sweet darkness. But the question you asked I can answer. Can that cactus tell if it's alive or dead? If it couldn't before it can now. It's been eaten and turned partly human. So yes, the cactus became a small part of Bob and some of those calories he got from it acknowledged it's old form as in patterns of thought inside his brain. Is it the same as the cactus knowing itself? No. But its more than most give it thought.
By the way I don't think we should stop panda's from going extinct. (That might show you a bit of how we agree. I find many things uninteresting and don't care for them; it just so happened that Bob's opinion and words were interesting.) When I was showing appreciation towards the youtuber it was for his opinion that is widely uncommon. And thank you for going out of your way to start a discussion about what you believe in. I enjoyed your perspective quite a bit.
It's easy to remember the bad things. I'm sure you've seen a few non toxic disagreements but just didn't notice them because they were rather dull. But thank you. And if it's true that you haven't seen any non toxic disagreements in years then might I suggest visiting other forums with slightly more mature individuals like yourself. Maybe you speak with many people or you notice many conversations where they either value their opinion to much or even just don't feel like backing down because it's only some random person they are talking to that doesn't matter or w/e. I'm a genuine kinda guy. If someone makes a good point, and I value it then I win by agreeing with them. If I argue a point just because they are generally disagreeing with me then I gain nothing from that. Just more of a yelling match. I value conversation and exchange of information. You probably feel the same way. If not. That's fine too.
I’ve watched this vid a thousand times and I randomly search it up now and again. Love this vid so much. And gritty is good imo, when I was younger sand got in my sandwich and I loved it…
exactly, I was about to say this, but you commentd this before me. In the mexican desert, we have a ton of variants, most of them, highly toxic, at very least, you'll get really high if you happen to gulp in a cactus if you dont know which ones to pick, a mexican cactacea know as "nopal" is non toxic and very rich in water, but you're soon to need a very intense dose of sugar, since the cactacea species tends to capture both lipids and sugars, so, its basically... youre gonna be fine waterwise, but yourre going to start going nuts or die of low blood preassure if your body isnt used to having low levels of sugar in your blood stream. I once ate an entire kilo of nopal, ended up having the shakes for sugar about an hour later. think twice before feasting in any cactus.
@Junior Sanchez it's from some stupid video meme called oh yeah yeah and they've made a army of that stupid face. but in reality its from a video game named Deus Ex which is good but these retards decide to fucking use it.
it's 3AM and i'm here watching a video about cactus eating desert survival when the closest natural habitat of cacti is around 5000km away from where I live
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Idk why but after watching this video the cactuses in my house are all sweating
Lollll
I would actually take advantage of that😂😂😂
OK 4 hours ago
Lol
Cacti
I didn't wanna click on the video but my brain was like "dude you never know."
LMAO same
Same
Lion Pride Wtf?
@Lion Pride What?
@Lion Pride lol no
"Drink cactus juice. It'll quench ya. Nothing's quenchier, it's the quenchiest."
Yooo sokka
ah nice you got the joke
It's a giant mushroom. Maybe it's friendly.
Yo dont get high on cactus juice sokka
b o o m e r a n g was best character
“Drink cactus water!”
“Nothing’s quenchier!”
“It’ll quench ya!”
“It’s the quenchiest!”
-some water tribe boy
Oh look a giant mushroom maybe it’s friendly
@@circa134 GIANT MUSHROOM!
GIANT MOOSHY FRIEND
Lmao I knew I was gonna see this here
“Can I have some of that cactus?”
Now I want cactus juice.Damn You Sokka.
The dog is always in the back like “when can we go home” 😂
Is if just me or Do I always get this same video on my recommended . I just watched it and now im gonna wait like a year until its back on my recommended.
@@arathc9747 bruh fr and its always late at night
@@cheese6339 fr 😂😂😂
@@cheese6339 1:52 a.m. lol and got it in my recommend
@@cheese6339 7:50pm rn
The dog didn't move for a solid 30 seconds. I felt that.
Hes just chillin lovin life
Ahnaf Rahman he a real one for that💯
relatable
he do be looking kinda fresh doe
When?
Cactus: puts spikes to not be eaten
Human: *eats it*
Cactus: am I a joke you
and then there are camels who just fuckin eat the entire thing, spines and all. camels are badass
True that
Human: No, you're food
dude i see u in every single video i watch xD
Haider Rizvi
Oh yeah yeah
Teacher: eating isnt allowed in class
Kids at the back:
man didnt know they have a desert at the back with cactus
Right! But he's a teacher!
I love how the dog is just chilling in the background. He's a real one.
He's adorable
Man I just wanna give that dog a pat
Doge
Faithfully scouting for enemies
Your pfp I can’t stop laughing at it
Careful. Eat the wrong cactus, and you might start seeing giant mushroom friends.
Also, the burning needles look cool.
@Justin Thao Hahaha I love that scene in Avatar
Oh gawd i eat the wrong cactus
Awesome.
@Justin Thao no, the sam petro cactus contains Mescaline. Mescaline is similar to psylocybin though kinda worse in my opinion. Makes you nauseas
@@afox5319 naw man San Pedro is worth it (:
cacti are just heavily armed cucumbers
Abdul Aziz haha
Lol
Cacti’s*
larger too
Its actually cacti is plural
Although not the same species of cactus, here in Mexico is really common to see Opuntia cacti or Prickly Pear Cactus, colloquially named "Nopal". A lot of the times its grilled to give it a better flavor but it can also be eaten raw (without the spines of course). Good source of manganese, vitamin C, antioxidants and calcium.
It is very popular in Chicago.... I like the fruit [tuna] both red and white but I really don't like the cactus..... It is slimy like okra but it is very popular.
Nopal Cactus is very common in Texas as well. My grandparents used to have it growing in their backyard. They would de-spine it, boil it it, chop it up and throw it in tacos.
@@urrywestyou need some lime and salt on it. Bland is nasty.
NOPALES!
Can make a healthy drink similar to kabulcha with the flesh of prickly pear. Xo
Dog's in the background doing his own youtube video telling his audience that his meal is eating a cactus at the moment.
Dog: I'll just hang out and watch as nature takes its course with this one. Now, some may argue, "listen, Mr. Doggo, his diet is ridiculous, why would you want that one?" I'll tell you, you cant be picky when you're in the desert. Also, I'm a dog.
😂😂😂😂😂
Hahahaha
*Dogs
@@beblepebble3096 dog+is = dog's
me: “i could use this information one day”
also me: *stays inside 24/7*
Same, i only go out when my parents force me to or when i go to dance class lol
I mean its Covid
Also you one day: has a cactus plant in the house and can't be bothered cooking "today is the day"
One day
24/7 * 365
Me at 11 AM: Last video
Me at 12 AM: cactus eating survival tips
Señor Racoon yup
11 PM*
Spot on for me literaly roght this second.
Señor Racoon 11PM*
I have no idea how I got here lmao
I'm so proud of humanity to see a lot of Sokka references
Cactus juice 😄😄😄
Drink cactus juice. It'll quench ya. Nothing is quenchier. It's the quenchiest!
This guy: so here's how to eat a cactus properly
5 million people who will never be in this situation: oh cool
trans women are not real women
You never know 🤷♂️
Traffic....
Almost 6 million now lol
*Laughs in boy scout*
u never know my guy
Cacti: Evolves specialized barbs to ward off predators and to look inedible
Humans: Delicious. Finally, some good f'ing food
😂
Gordon Ramsay approves
Cactus: No, you can't just overcome my defense mechanism!!
Human: Haha, mouth go CHOMP!
Just like peppers
Funny,but dont mean to be that guy,but cactuses grew spines not to ward away predetors but mainly to reduce water loss via transpiration of water vapor.
Him: eats the cactus
Me staring at my mother's cactus plant: Yo, wanna get eaten?
I was looking at my cactus (his name is Fred) just thinking he’s be tasty
Ryan Urie almost betrayed him
Chanelle Lee lol
@@batteryrayne943 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Typically, cactus is not a safe substitute for portable water. Drinking cactus water, especially on an empty stomach, can cause severe diarrhea and vomiting, leading to more dehydration. However, in extreme situations, you can always have a few sips from the fishhook barrel cactus. This is the only cactus that is safe to drink water from but make sure you ingest only small amounts of the water.
Interesting. Any scientific studies you have read about this? Doesn’t sound logical with millions of people buying flat cactus in stores and eating them.
to be fair, eating nopales is very different from using cacti as a water source@@docalexander2853
@@docalexander2853 maybe the cactus in the store already got their things removed so they are safe to eat?
@@richardbusta8899 ah i see ty for the info
@@docalexander2853cause they need to be grilled? 🤣🤣
There aren't even any deserts in my country and I'm watching this.
Always gotta be prepared
maybe sometime you get isekai’ed to a desert -
Same, im from colder part of Russia and the only deserts are snow deserts which are hundreds of kilometers away
Starting life in a desert from zero
@@zenad5996 thats an anime i'd watch
The dog is me when my moms shopping for cloths.
Lol
Except maybe dog wants cacti
I was always like that.
I get easily jaded in clothes shopping.
Im proud of my hobo comfies
I didn't even notice the dog for a portion of the video
@@SephirothWaifu lmao I like shopping for cloths personally I just hate it when you take an hour to pick something xD
“Big fluffy mushroom, maybe it’s friendly”
that’s exactly what i was thinking!!
IT’S THE QUENCHIEST!
MUSHIE GIANT FRIEND
Ava Jordan Friendly mushroom! Mushy giant friend~
@@justopher8487 Uh no stop giving me those vibes
"This is how you can survive in the desert"
Me, in lockdown in the UK: "Interesting"
you gotta keep yourself entertained
Grow some cactus
Yeah, you really have to worry to stay hydrated THERE
my mom grounded me because i took our cactus plant down and ate it
Liqweed 1337 This comment is a gem to be treasured
Lmao 😂
Wtf, lol
Liqweed 1337 This comment deserves more likes
More likes
Am I the only one who just expected like straight up liquid/water to spill out when he cut it..?
Same
Lol same
No
No lmao why the hell
Coconut
5:18 when he chews it sounds like Steve walking on sand in Minecraft
lmao
Fr tho
Omg it does
OMG YES
Wheeze
*“Drink Cactus Juice it will quench ya”*
“Itssssss the quenchiest” 😵💫
The texture of melon without the sweetness?
Would you say it's
*Meloncholy*
🤣🤣🤣🤣I love you for this
I salute you for your pun.
i salute the creativity of this pun
@@snockboll3572 yeah ✋
@@citrus-dude1425 ✋
Cactus: _Nooo you can't just ignore my natural defense stucture, Nooo!_
Human _Ha ha cactus go munch munch_
Lol
The best comment in all of youtube.
This is like the 11th time I’ve seen you lol.
Alexander The Snivy lol
Candy Heart lol lol lol
When the WiFi be out for one minute
😂
LOL NICE ONE
I LiTterAlLy diEd😂😂
and since someone is offended that I said literally....
I died 😂
There. Happy?
@@rebeccam3479 I hate literally. How did you type that comment if you died?
@@ronin_wins honey it was a joke....
People forget that Bob is legally blind and only have 10% of vision. He's a badass
I didn’t know that. That’s fucking awesome man.
Reminds me a lot of lee sin from league.
Where’d you get this?
Note to self: always carry knife and gloves when visiting the Desert.
Or simply find two stones to grab it up by squeezing cactus between those stones, then find another useful and sharp stone piece, use it as a knife. Done. IQ level has reached to %850
@@fleetwoodsoup7443 You straight up thinking like a fully-functional caveman, LMAO
@@umcaraqualquer3640 if you wanna survive better learn from the expert
@@fleetwoodsoup7443 if you squeeze the cactus between 2 stones you might push the thorns in the inside...
@@JaydenIsAProGamer True!
Nobody:
TH-cam recomendation: ay mate do you wanna see how to eat cactus?
If this ain’t me
WonWoo square no it’s not you it’s TH-cam recommendations
This shit isn't even funny
He is southern not Australian
Yes thanks recommendations
“Mom, Dads eating the cactus again”
🤣😂🤣😂
@Oscar Solis Inmortal ur waifu
@@theghostunknown5869 what??
@@vitonamous It seems i replied to a deleted comment
LMAO
New skill unlocked: *cactus lunch*
"You can now prepare a simple meal whit any close cactus"
“How to eat cactus”
Me: *does nothing*
My cactus: don’t even think about it you little sh#@
Almost got fooled by your username
@@leovenyua me too xD
I got confused for a second by the username
bruh who cares about the name the meme is 👌
@@leovenyua lol same.
Me: I'll watch this for survival
Also me: *doesn't go out*
Be prepared
j
j
There r consequences of eating and drinking out of a cacti, nausea, diarrhea and temporary paralysis but i dont think it could kill u
@@smallpp23 I'm not gonna drink it then, nothing worse than lizards and insects watching you poop in the dessert💩
"Cactus juice it will quench ya, it's the quenchiest."
yas memories bro
*Nothings quencher*
A friendly giant mushroom!!!!
I knew someone would bring an avatar reference lol
Avatar: the Last Air bender
Cute doggo at the back He s like when can we go home
Is it just me or are the sounds when he cuts the cactus just really satisfying?
I like it too! A great crompch noise. 😅
Yes thats true
Asmr sound
Ikr= i know right
It’s called cactus asmr
Remember, drink the juice, it'll quench ya, nothing's quenchier, it's the quenchiest.
Avatar 😂
what you been drinking Goro Akechi?
ARSENE AIGON!
Nah to quenchy
*It's a giant mushroom!*
You can't drink the h20 in the cati
I guess you could call it a " spineapple"
Dammit Carlos.
huuuhhh
@@jansportslostwin8214 it's a meme about terrible puns, Google it.
@@frankficcle7081 no I was just sighing
*BA DUM DOOM!* (the joke drum)
Prickly pear is absolutely delicious and full of water.... Probably one of the best cactus to happen upon in a bad situation.
Me : Watching a guy eating cactus
Him : it's fantastic
Me : *Stares* at my small cactus plant and take out my knife
Rest In peace
@@lanlaxire3546 F for the cactus
Big F
so was it fantastic?
Cactus: *sweats*
I respect that you acknowledged that the cactus is alive and you are destroying it for both as you said educational purposes and for consumption. Not many would think of plants as being alive or even capable of being killed. I appreciate your fundamental understanding of nature, and you sharing that wisdom with us.
Does cactus have the ability to think
I don't think it's about defending life or even seeing it as important. It's about recognizing the structures life takes and how those structures are built up from non-living substance. We all are all built of similar substances and all came from either a singular cell or a multitude of singular cells of which only a few prospered. It's not about whether or not something that is alive knowing what it is or if it can name it's origin. It's about the time it took for that living thing to be brought into existence. That cactus linage is so much like your own. Time let it become a cactus. And time led it to it's demise. Just because it isn't born with sapience doesn't mean it isn't real. That it doesn't know it exists. Plants may not be human, or even animal. But they live. Death comes in many forms all of which are beautiful.
It's not about respecting or loving plants or nature. It's about acknowledging the forms in which it will exist for a brief time, and afterwards we all go back to being the same non-living material upon death. Just like how before you were born your matter existed unknowing of itself. We all go back to that when we die. You, me, and yes even that cactus. We get to live our lives and go back to that solemn yet sweet darkness. But the question you asked I can answer. Can that cactus tell if it's alive or dead? If it couldn't before it can now. It's been eaten and turned partly human. So yes, the cactus became a small part of Bob and some of those calories he got from it acknowledged it's old form as in patterns of thought inside his brain. Is it the same as the cactus knowing itself? No. But its more than most give it thought.
By the way I don't think we should stop panda's from going extinct. (That might show you a bit of how we agree. I find many things uninteresting and don't care for them; it just so happened that Bob's opinion and words were interesting.) When I was showing appreciation towards the youtuber it was for his opinion that is widely uncommon. And thank you for going out of your way to start a discussion about what you believe in. I enjoyed your perspective quite a bit.
David Lee this thread is the first time I have seen a legitimate non toxic disagreement in years
It's easy to remember the bad things. I'm sure you've seen a few non toxic disagreements but just didn't notice them because they were rather dull. But thank you. And if it's true that you haven't seen any non toxic disagreements in years then might I suggest visiting other forums with slightly more mature individuals like yourself. Maybe you speak with many people or you notice many conversations where they either value their opinion to much or even just don't feel like backing down because it's only some random person they are talking to that doesn't matter or w/e. I'm a genuine kinda guy. If someone makes a good point, and I value it then I win by agreeing with them. If I argue a point just because they are generally disagreeing with me then I gain nothing from that. Just more of a yelling match. I value conversation and exchange of information. You probably feel the same way. If not. That's fine too.
Sokka: *"Cactus juice, anyone? I'll take your entire stock."*
Lol😂
Only legends understand this comment
@@MattYeet Yes
That cactus juice hit different ngl 😭
"iTs tHE qUeNcHiEsT!"
“Now this is killing cactus”
Vegetarians: *confused screaming*
TH-cam is trying to prepare me for survival
Is this a sign?
Carracer41 yes yes it is.
Ikr
In August TH-cam will chose 100 peoples for the first battle royal ,so
TH-cam won’t stop giving me roller coaster videos
"Cactus juice: It'll quench ya."
Nothing's quenchier! It's the quenchiest!
Basically drugs for people in the dessert
Drink, and you'll see that friendly mushroom ;)
Friendly Mushroom! mUsHy gIaNt FrIeNd!!!
@@carlmorgan2903 lmaooo
Comments
2% Of the man eating cactus
98% Of a dog sitting
And 1% meαns rαndomness... which is my comment as usual.
You forgot the 5 % comments :
« Comments :
5%.....
10%.....»
(your kind of comments)
So 0% is just like your comment?
Zynx Gaming Ur trash
@@leeyon8057 u too😊
"It'll quench ya"
-Sokka
"Drink cactus juice! It'll quench ya! Nothing's quenchier! IT'S THE QUENCHIEST!!!" - Sokka Avatar The Last Airbender, Season 2 episode 11."
YESSS I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
the first thing I thought of when I saw this in my recommended
Minyulei same
Oh no now I have to delete my comment
@@silverstream233 i was waiting too
_Bear Grylls would like to know your location_
I’m sure
Why??
Jk Grunge It’s a joke, sometimes apps and services need your location to work better and it says ‘XYZ would like to know your location’.
Nah he’ll be fine drinking his piss
Bear grylls didn't eat cactus, he drink his own piss
I Just Watch A 12 Minutes Video Of A Man Eating A Cactus
*Thank You TH-cam*
Why do you capitalize all the first letters of every word
@@devoursoap6308 who cares
anonym XXX him obviously
If you keep watching Snake cooking will pop up in your recommendations
You playing GD lmao?
Me, who lives in a tropical freaking country: *might need this for later*
Dragon fruit cacti
You'll never know one day your tropical country instantly turns into a desert
I love how patient your dog is 🤣😂
Legit thought you were talking about the cactus before i saw the dog in the background
Drew's Power House Dam all I can think about is that badass dog...
I was thinking the same thing.
I did not see the dog before i see ur comment lol.
@@skyrisesenpaiii678 yes he blends in with the terrain well 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When he is chewing is sounds like he is walking on sand in Minecraft
I cannot unhear it HAHAHAH
I can not unhear this
@@bubsmybeloved that's cuz u are a Fortnite player. Right?
@@omar_1880 what
@@mystic556 im very confused I don't remember commenting this wtf is wrong with me
Sir, you’re the Bob Ross of nature.
Toasted Peach wrong that’s Steve Irwin
:)
TrooperLewis oh?
@@deltalima1781 I hate to break it to you, but Steve Erwin is gonezo.
@@deltalima1781(WAS)
Dog: We’re in the dessert and he’s talking to himself again, I’m sure he’s lost it?
When he’s eating the cactus, why does it sound like when your walking on sand in Minecraft?
Yo it actually does tho wtf😂
maybe they actually made the sound effect that way lol
*WTF*
Bruh now i can't unhear it
Dude same I heard it instantly
Me: **lives 1000 miles away from a desert**
Also me: "This is some useful information"
@Nikkokawai Chanwi too broke to ride a Plane
@Nikkokawai Chanwi Imagine having friends
@@tighnarimain3406 imagine imagining
@Kolan [RU] Very cool
So funny !
amazing how i never felt the need to eat a cactus nor fear getting stranded in the desert until this video showed up in my feed
@Imran Serghini I like the way bitter and sour stuff tastes
i like sour stuff
@@sgshglames2812those are my least favorite flavors, but you do you. :)
Impressive! Meanwhile in Massachusetts, I act all proud of myself whenever I chow down on wild blueberries.
His voice is like a survivalist Bob Ross
Yeah lol could listen to him for 10 hours 😂😂
If he has a show id watch every episode no matter how long as long as i have money to pay taxes
For a second I thought he was bob hansler
IT ISSSS
"Burning the hate off" = "Beat the devil out of it"
Cactus juice *ITS THE QUENCHEST*
NOTHINGS QUENCHIER
It's a giant... mushroom. Maybe it's friendly!
ITS THIRST QUENCHING
Oh god
@@vossboss220 ITS THE QUENCHIEST
everyone: wow this guy ate a cactus
me: cool dog in the background man
Me cool theres water in the background 😂
Q u i r k y
I was thinking the same
It just stayed there the whole time 😭
He’s a good boy
I’ve watched this vid a thousand times and I randomly search it up now and again. Love this vid so much. And gritty is good imo, when I was younger sand got in my sandwich and I loved it…
Tastes a lot better than death.
Will lead to a faster death if it isn't a fish hook barrel cactus. It's only species of barrel cactus that isn't filled with toxins.
@@Cragified
So which cactus is inedible then?
@@swordofthespirit7994 u taste good
@@norpriest521 if you don't know don't eat it... It most likely will kill you
exactly, I was about to say this, but you commentd this before me. In the mexican desert, we have a ton of variants, most of them, highly toxic, at very least, you'll get really high if you happen to gulp in a cactus if you dont know which ones to pick, a mexican cactacea know as "nopal" is non toxic and very rich in water, but you're soon to need a very intense dose of sugar, since the cactacea species tends to capture both lipids and sugars, so, its basically...
youre gonna be fine waterwise, but yourre going to start going nuts or die of low blood preassure if your body isnt used to having low levels of sugar in your blood stream.
I once ate an entire kilo of nopal, ended up having the shakes for sugar about an hour later.
think twice before feasting in any cactus.
Either I’m starving or I am a wild desert boar but that actually looks good
Bruh my mouths watering
Humans were always meant to eat the raw stuff. No wonder that makes you water
I’ve tried cactus before, it might look good, but trust me it’s not. The texture in your mouth is horrible 🤮
Larissa Martinez We’re wild boars. Anything is good.
Artaxerxes Is this intended.
“I don’t like eating dirt or sand, that’s one of my big things.” 6:05
Well I would hope so, sir.
I literally read this comment as he was saying it
I like how he said it so casually 😂
I once at dirt and sand simultaneously
Sand is ok to eat
uh
He should show us how to sit on one, for self discipline of course.
I don't want to know your browser history
R u ok?
No
Alr ✌🏼💕
I wonder what your wallpaper
"Ill show you how to eat cacti"
Cacti: aw cmon man
Out of all the thousands of cacti he eats that one😂😂
Also you just got a sub
Im changing it from 299 like to 300..ooh man im like a hero🤣
Welp, now I'm cravin' cactus.
Not gonna lie I also somewhat got hungry while watching this
I somehow want to eat a cactus
Same
Dog is just having flashbacks of the Vietnam war throughout
Oh Yeah yeah
@Junior Sanchez it's from some stupid video meme called oh yeah yeah and they've made a army of that stupid face. but in reality its from a video game named Deus Ex which is good but these retards decide to fucking use it.
@@KyojinKaiser don't trigger an army member
@@joeythomas2929 A Army?
@@KyojinKaiser "An" because the next word starts with a vowel
Alternative technique : leave spikes on for extra crunch
The dog is like, I got your back dude.
Neo Anderson BUT dog is like.. HELL NO I’m not eating that shit cactus.
it's 3AM and i'm here watching a video about cactus eating desert survival when the closest natural habitat of cacti is around 5000km away from where I live
Relateable
Lol
I live on a temperate rainforest mountain island and ive never seen a desert irl, but here we are
7moonwalker7 This is literally exactly what I’m doing right now.
Accurate 😂😂 3:05 right now💀
The cactus was a hired actor.
HA!
But he wasn't
@@jamiebats8407 YES HE WAS HE WAS USING A HIRED ACTOR BECAUSE KILLING A REAL CACTUS IS VIOLENVE
@LegendTTE no it was a melon dressed as a cactus
-who died in the making of this video
RIP Cactus
His puppy looks so cute! So happy to be outside!!!
"Mom, the guy at the garden is eating our cactus again"
Honey get the gun
@@wsi3411
"For what mom?"
...
Sweats profusely
@@wsi3411
[gun cocking sound]
XD
@@milksteak9213Breaking news: a russian mother-daughter duo arrested for eating a man after shooting him with a gun in broad daylight
“Don’t drink salt water.. pee... pretty much anything bear grylls does” 9:05
That was fantastic
Stephen O'Connor you made 🐻 grylls leave the chat 😭
Makes no sense
ikr
lol
Ikr
cactus: *exist*
Human: *eats cactus*
Nature: YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT
Bing Bing! Bong!
Camels where eating it before humans they even eat the spikes
Gaia : Wait thats illegal
@@mrbigs4714 Very true!
they are immune to it
yu mean nature : WAIT THAT'S ILLEGAL
Almost felt like I was watching an ASMR when you were cutting the cactus
TH-cam: “Hey want to learn how to eat a cactus?”
Me: “What kind of a question is that...? OF COURSE I DO!”
😂
Lmao
IKR? Is that even a question
Drink cactus juice! It'll quench ya! It's the quenchiest!
Xq lo arrancaste lo hubieras cortado podía sanar
crucial information for someone who lives in finland
XD
Lol
mörp just eat the snow dude you'll be fine
@@mouadgranderson9618 remember to burn of the spine on the snow flakes
Erittäin
Me: **watching random videos**
TH-cam: You look like a guy who needs to eat cactus
Same
Lol yeah same
Hwahahahaahahhaha!!! 🤣🤣🤣
That's it!
What an underrated comment
Same
TH-cam algorithms truly work in mysterious ways. 😂 great video!
“Drink cactus juice, it’ll quench you. Nothing’s quenchier, it’s the quenchiest!” -Sokka
This is exactly what I was thinking before I even clicked the video hhhhh
"A giant mushroom! Maybe it's friendly!"
-"How did we get out here in the middle of the ocean?!"-
a man of culture i see
Lmao he was high af
I am up at 4 A.M. watching a grown man eating cactus. lmao what am I doing with my life
u r not alone
Same xd
4 AM here too XD 😂
Thanks to youtube
4: 21 in the a.m. and totally worth it
Who else finds the noise very satisfying
ME
Me
Cactus : I’m am safe cause of my protective thorns.
Bob hansler : not today cactus!
"Hey pup, want some cactus?"
*Pup cuddles next to Bob*
Awe.
"Cactus juice...
It'll quench ya
Nothin's quenchier
*I T ' S T H E Q U E N C H I E S T*
-Sokka (Avatar: the last Airbender)
Rory McElroy thank you was looking for this comment lol
Ok i think you have enough
**CLAP**
What episode was that
@@HF-tg6dy i think Season 2 episode 11:The Desert
Me: don’t live anywhere near desert, and live in city.
Also me: well just in case.
Thanks for likes I’m going to go buy a cactus
I have those out my backyard
I live in germany, there is NONE in sight here.
Same
City? Have u
Lost ur mind? The city is full of trash and people don’t respect nature. Or their own home unless it’s just just a house not a apartment.
Violet sky bearcomesout are you trying to make a statement or argument
This is vital information that I’ve been missing, now if I ever find myself lost in one of the many deserts in the UK I’ll know what to do 🙌
*I'll remember this the next time I'm in the desert* ✅😎
30th like on your comment, woep woep...
If I'm there to , I'll remind you.
Wtf, youre here?
With gloves...
Hey you're that Extreme-G guy lol
“Dude, how did we get in the middle of the ocean?”
no how did he get in the middle of the ocean
Why don’t you ask the circle birds?
@@NguyenMinh-vs1vm We are in enemy territory, those are enemy birds.
"Lake"
My cactus: watches me watch the video
Me: stares at my cactus
My cactus: 👁👄👁
That's one ugly cactus.
Ö
😂
@@johnison9520 lmfao
CURIOSMAN didn’t have to do my cactus like dat man 🌵😪
That dog is just chilling