Can a Car Window Break Your Finger?

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 ธ.ค. 2024
  • Not sure how much real science happened, but with pretty high confidence I suggest not crushing your finger in a car window.
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    "Can Wood be used as a Bio-mechanical Substitute for Bone during Evaluation of Surgical Machining Tools?" - Andrew Naylor
    "Finger injuries caused by power-operated windows of motor vehicles: An experimental cadaver study." - Hohendorff
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  • @morganscott4265
    @morganscott4265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12757

    "Is somebody killing children for their bones?"
    a few seconds later
    "It doesn't really matter bc I got what I needed"

    • @GRBtutorials
      @GRBtutorials 5 ปีที่แล้ว +329

      They're probably from all the accidents in car windows...

    • @ayekantspeylgud
      @ayekantspeylgud 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Morgan Scott - maybe not for their *bones* per se...

    • @eeee4386
      @eeee4386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Morgan Scott I think its from dead children and I don’t wanna know who took it 😱😰😰

    • @Haxior5506
      @Haxior5506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ayekantspeylgud for their virgin

    • @eeee4386
      @eeee4386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      phil osophical really THATS horrible does the mom and dad agreed with it?

  • @duramax___9746
    @duramax___9746 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36707

    imagine dying just to find out your bones were used for some guy on the internet just roll up in a car window

    • @That0Homeless0Guy
      @That0Homeless0Guy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3001

      They do tell you when you decide to donate your body to science that you don't get to pick what science...

    • @leno7492
      @leno7492 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2204

      when your finger bone is 1 milion times more famous than you

    • @R_candy
      @R_candy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      Sf Dane.Ashburn at least you are on youtube

    • @herobald6782
      @herobald6782 5 ปีที่แล้ว +265

      im sure it is a remade bone you can buy those.. real human bones are hard to get

    • @save.theducks
      @save.theducks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +332

      Who said you had to die to sell your fingers?

  • @gamerbuge
    @gamerbuge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3398

    i accidentally rolled my finger up in a ford taurus window as a child
    can confirm, did not break my finger, did cry
    one must suffer in pursuit of science

    • @fgtedvsquad5236
      @fgtedvsquad5236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Same i even commented about it too

    • @aggie7636
      @aggie7636 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      yeah me too, it didnt cut it off clean sadly

    • @sophiahernandez3232
      @sophiahernandez3232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      As a child my brother accidentally got his head caught in the window as it rolled up and his head did not come off he just choked and was angry

    • @aggie7636
      @aggie7636 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@sophiahernandez3232 HAHA

    • @karlee9003
      @karlee9003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I did it too, and it didn't break my finger. However, I got it in amazingly terrible spot and it dislocated at the joint. -2/10 don't recommend

  • @Marco_My_Words
    @Marco_My_Words 2 ปีที่แล้ว +696

    I live in Germany and I thought that all modern cars in the world would have that safety feature. I used to put my hand there when I was little to test if it had a safety feature and basically all cars I tried this on in the last 15 years all had this safety feature.

    • @HerohammerStudios
      @HerohammerStudios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Basically all?? What happened on those that didn't?

    • @Marco_My_Words
      @Marco_My_Words 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@HerohammerStudios That didn't have the safety feature? I didn't find one, it's completely normal for all cars to have that in Germany.

    • @booostverbotuwu3561
      @booostverbotuwu3561 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Marco_My_Words its actually because we have a Law that says that we need it

    • @Marco_My_Words
      @Marco_My_Words ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@booostverbotuwu3561 We do? I didn’t know that. What law is it?

    • @ai7136
      @ai7136 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@Marco_My_Words Fensterheberfingeramputationspräventionsapperaturpflicht

  • @haydenmilic3139
    @haydenmilic3139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +705

    4:05
    "Is someone killing kids for their bones? I don't know. In the end, it doesn't really matter, because I got what I needed."
    ~William 2019

    • @goldenfox334
      @goldenfox334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "The ends always justify means"

    • @Owen-kh4mf
      @Owen-kh4mf 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was about to comment that and saw this as the top comment.

    • @kingofwar1009
      @kingofwar1009 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      William killed a baby

    • @soddenas
      @soddenas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "In the end, it doesnt really matter"
      Sounds like Linkin Park

    • @honor-my-old-channel
      @honor-my-old-channel ปีที่แล้ว

      No they actually take the bones of already dead children like from car accidents -TheBlurredFace

  • @cloudbasedbear
    @cloudbasedbear 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2228

    william: "did it hurt?"
    cameraman: *shakes head*
    william: *severely disappointed*

  •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +3474

    *Imagine donating your bones and somebody on amazon just bought it for a car window science experiment*

    • @lsd-rickb-1728
      @lsd-rickb-1728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      That's cool

    • @eptix1707
      @eptix1707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lsd-rickb-1728 inr

    • @eptix1707
      @eptix1707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@lsd-rickb-1728 i know right :V

    • @lsd-rickb-1728
      @lsd-rickb-1728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@eptix1707 yeah ikr :[]

    • @eptix1707
      @eptix1707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lsd-rickb-1728 lol l_l

  • @rio6653
    @rio6653 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    As someone who had an entire car door fully close on their wrist as a kid, kids r just weirdly resilient so im sure in most cases they don’t break a finger. Im still surprised that I didn’t break anything when it happened

  • @restindeath1755
    @restindeath1755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8345

    German automakers: We have security systems in our cars.
    American automakers: ...

    • @asnad59
      @asnad59 5 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      We have a killing machine in our cars

    • @marielol141
      @marielol141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      i just think about it
      because i stuck my finger always as a kid at the window
      but i live in germany so... yeah😂😂😂
      sry for bad englsih😂😂

    • @asnad59
      @asnad59 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@marielol141 good thing that it's a german car

    • @marielol141
      @marielol141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Asunatsu「 アスナツ 」 yeah😂😅

    • @staples4335
      @staples4335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Safety systems*

  • @Unknown__
    @Unknown__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1754

    Fun fact: if you close the door on your finger they’ll come out mildly bruised however for those of you who dont have fingers you are safe

    • @justarandomgamer6309
      @justarandomgamer6309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      good to know thank u :)

    • @hulk9757
      @hulk9757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Thats the darkest humor i have seen in a VERY long time

    • @Unknown__
      @Unknown__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Also just saying but when I was like 10 maybe 11 I was going to soccer practice and I slammed the door on my thumb

    • @oneish7454
      @oneish7454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      This happened to me. Hurt like hell, but the worst thing was that my nail came off.

    • @Unknown__
      @Unknown__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@oneish7454 it does hurt like hell this has happened to me before I'm saying my nail came of well half of it

  • @sharky1583
    @sharky1583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1883

    I've been searching for this answer since I was little kid.

    • @sharky1583
      @sharky1583 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Lilian Žunić well no

    • @serb9756
      @serb9756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I found out when I was younger, my mom didn't know I had my fingers out of the window and she started to roll it up and when it hit my fingers it kinda just stalled

    • @peanut5243
      @peanut5243 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      we're you nine and stupid

    • @indodinoyoutube
      @indodinoyoutube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I figured it out the hard way

    • @indodinoyoutube
      @indodinoyoutube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      serb It pinched mine but that's about it.

  • @frogplayz8555
    @frogplayz8555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    I like how he said "you can buy the bones of a child on the internet, that's not a joke" with that music in the background it sounded like he's a psychopat 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Nonexistent_Music
      @Nonexistent_Music 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      psychopat

    • @SinsiMonkey
      @SinsiMonkey ปีที่แล้ว

      I got my hand caught on the window it was on my nails and it hurt bad it had some bruises. But I'm fine the pain went away quickly I didn't break any bones.

    • @benchstop5880
      @benchstop5880 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I would like to meet a “psychopat”

  • @galahad38
    @galahad38 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2732

    German Engineers: *develop safety feature*
    William Osman: My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

    • @trisle2764
      @trisle2764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      American engineers: this bad boy can decapitate you no problemo

    • @lenaherrman7145
      @lenaherrman7145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      German science is the best in the world

    • @vivosmartphone2280
      @vivosmartphone2280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@lenaherrman7145 Sekaichiiii

    • @darkrosemusic7663
      @darkrosemusic7663 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      reviewbrah!!

    • @hellcat553
      @hellcat553 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reviewbrah motto u stole it

  • @BerryStarryNights
    @BerryStarryNights 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1635

    I remember when I was like 6 I was in a car with my moms best friend and I had 4 of my fingers out the window, my moms friend shut the window on my fingers and it cut the skin of my fingers so bad they wouldn't stop bleeding for like an hour. I came home that day with blood on my hands and my moms friend traumatised.
    *thanks for listening to my TED talk*

    • @pixxlesquare1331
      @pixxlesquare1331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      What the hell did I read

    • @Dank-Plank
      @Dank-Plank 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      pixxlesquare *wisdom*

    • @crazybrickstudios7482
      @crazybrickstudios7482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      If your fingers didn’t stop bleeding for an hour, either you had a serious platelet problem or that cut was so deep it exposed the muscles beneath your skin.
      Or you could’ve been exaggerating.

    • @crazybrickstudios7482
      @crazybrickstudios7482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Or no one tried to stop the bleeding

    • @crazybrickstudios7482
      @crazybrickstudios7482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      And if it really did bleed for an hour, there most likely would’ve been a serious infection and worst case scenario you’d probably need to amputate the fingers...yeah you were probably exaggerating

  • @ghornisbae1653
    @ghornisbae1653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2905

    Genius plan foiled by German engineering. Wonderful.

    • @paulo2a6
      @paulo2a6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Ghorn Is bae GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD !!!!

    • @sinspedroski4748
      @sinspedroski4748 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@paulo2a6 Sekaii ICHI

    • @simonmarcu01
      @simonmarcu01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@paulo2a6 you mean engeneering 😂

    • @alextorres4667
      @alextorres4667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@simonmarcu01 you mean engineering.

    • @simonmarcu01
      @simonmarcu01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@alextorres4667 yes I do :))

  • @DavidMcCoul
    @DavidMcCoul 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Entertaining! Just a few constructive comments: The diameter of the oak should be comparable to the human finger bone since their intrinsic mechanical properties are similar (per the nerdy paper) to see if it really would break. Also the dried human finger bones slipped from position because they were disarticulated (not attached). The definitive test would be a cadaver finger, but not saying you can *easily* buy that one on the Internet!

    • @jordyntiafr
      @jordyntiafr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      who said you have to buy a cavader finger *cue ominous music*

  • @lexibuxton9278
    @lexibuxton9278 5 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    “That’d be fun”
    I swear these will be William Osmans last words.

    • @GamesFromSpace
      @GamesFromSpace 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It was probably the last words said in his house before it burned down.

    • @Kay_213_
      @Kay_213_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “Hey I’m gonna do a thing”
      (Dies)

    • @calebsherman886
      @calebsherman886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol I wonder what lithium does in water, that'd be a fun experiment.

  • @somedude6833
    @somedude6833 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4083

    You forgot the most important test.
    Actual live human finger.
    Edit: To all the people saying they already did that, LIVE. DO YOU KNOW WHAT LIVE MEANS?

  • @adultprincegristlecostume
    @adultprincegristlecostume 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3845

    “now, unfortunately for those of you who DO have bones..”
    *that sounds like a sci-fi horror movie line*

    • @STARBIRD3000
      @STARBIRD3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      『꧁𓃠 ꨄsᴜɢᴀ Cᴜʙᴇx ꨄ𓃠꧂』 Ikr

    • @VVe3
      @VVe3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Sonic the hedehog kinda cringe ngl

    • @adultprincegristlecostume
      @adultprincegristlecostume 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ve3 b r o

    • @Blue_Darkness7
      @Blue_Darkness7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Nah I don't have bones I'm just a pile of mushy stuff talking to you
      Hi how's your day I'm a mushy stuff

    • @arlynbesmonte218
      @arlynbesmonte218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was thinking about that

  • @umakemerandy3669
    @umakemerandy3669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love stumbling across a new channel that i must now binge watch, thank you

  • @PrimataFalante
    @PrimataFalante 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13682

    "in the end it doesn't really matter, because I got what I needed"
    Humanity's epitaph

    • @masterplay1201
      @masterplay1201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Haha, exactly!

    • @gmodiscool14
      @gmodiscool14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      feel the würst gfswetvcc

    • @macaco9150
      @macaco9150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Pau de queijo

    • @zayyanabbas4958
      @zayyanabbas4958 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Ironically, I got an ad about climate change afterwards

    • @SatanSupimpa
      @SatanSupimpa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Coé Davi.

  • @euphrates1049
    @euphrates1049 5 ปีที่แล้ว +946

    “Bananas, much like Michael Reeves, have a tough exterior but a soft interior.”
    Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    • @catchablepoet
      @catchablepoet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why did I happen to read this at the exact same time it said in the video

    • @gramaximusproductions
      @gramaximusproductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too...

    • @kittyychampagne4092
      @kittyychampagne4092 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      everyone made the exact same noise

    • @notaveriebutler8086
      @notaveriebutler8086 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait he has an exoskeleton?

    • @swedewtf
      @swedewtf 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lønely bean 15 lol yes he does i guess 🤷‍♂️

  • @Odesious25
    @Odesious25 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1582

    "I'm donating my body to science for the betterment of humanity."
    "Lol lets see if we can crush these finger bones in a car window"

    • @urielcarrillo4349
      @urielcarrillo4349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      GIMME YO FINGIES

    • @Ato0theJ
      @Ato0theJ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      William bought them online. They didn't done their bones for science.
      Someone donated their body to capitalism.

    • @mattunicycles
      @mattunicycles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      uuuhhh... those are probably late term abortion bones. (the children's ones.)

    • @luftkadettarchives6387
      @luftkadettarchives6387 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      • PuppyCat512 • it’s not. The joke is that he thought they were donated for science, so he made the joke saying his bones are used for a retarder reason.

    • @masongaming9269
      @masongaming9269 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@urielcarrillo4349 lol XD!

  • @The_D0ctor
    @The_D0ctor ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I actually did get my fingers caught in a car window once. So basically I was with my dad in the car and he had to go talk with someone outside while I stayed alone in the car. I was I think 6 years old,the child-lock wasn’t on so I could move the window up and down as I pleased. I wanted to know what would happened if I DIDNT pull my fingers away. So I tried it. My fingers got incredibly stuck and it hurt like hell,I had a bruise on 4 fingers for a few weeks.

  • @fear4173
    @fear4173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10268

    William: Dont put your fingers out of a car window
    Teenagers: **puts entire body out of window**

    • @talktohands1052
      @talktohands1052 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Just a guy who likes to comment THATS HOW LIFE WORKS

    • @Coconut273
      @Coconut273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂

    • @MK5LS
      @MK5LS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      F

    • @hackkitts9254
      @hackkitts9254 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      One more year and ill be there

    • @monogamyisforslaves3867
      @monogamyisforslaves3867 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Scarlxrd TV meme's dumbass

  • @bobothechimp1823
    @bobothechimp1823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6835

    He’s like Mark Rober but like, a child. I love it

  • @4stralgd476
    @4stralgd476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2138

    i love how he casually zipties human bones to his finger

  • @paw9122
    @paw9122 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    when i was around 6 i liked to put my fingers out the window. one day my mom went to roll up the window and for some reason i didnt move my fingers, so my they got trapped. since i was in the back seat my mom couldn't see what was happening, she just thought i was throwing a tantrum over the window being shut, so she kept pulling the window lever thing full force to try and shut the window (shes really strong by the way, i dont say that lightly). she noticed eventually when she wondered why the window was stuck for so long and it hurt but my fingers were completely fine. even though it wasnt an electric window i think i can safely say car windows can not break your bones.

  • @KitKat-xb4kc
    @KitKat-xb4kc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5809

    *When your finger bone is 10 million times more famous than yourself.*

  • @ikumuertehelminosizunamide9789
    @ikumuertehelminosizunamide9789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    Today i learned: you can buy child bones on the internet
    Also windows can be dangerous.

  • @jeim376
    @jeim376 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2965

    Someone in the US: **donates their body to science when they die**
    Their parents: “Their hands must be being used for arthritis research!”
    What their hands are really being used for:

    • @retrodigi375
      @retrodigi375 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      It educates people on car window safety

    • @Gresh17
      @Gresh17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      This is science

    • @autumnrokynuwo1584
      @autumnrokynuwo1584 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *It's the American Lack Of Safety Science*

    • @thetaminus2334
      @thetaminus2334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Some old guy in a small bizzare place wants those hands man.

    • @Gresh17
      @Gresh17 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      JoJo?!???!!

  • @Wizardsnail
    @Wizardsnail 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Some guy in heaven watching in dismay as some TH-camr breaks his fingers he donated to science in a car window.

  • @sldierpiggy9774
    @sldierpiggy9774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2182

    "You can buy child bones on the internet."
    My little sister can't stop screaming.

    • @freealter
      @freealter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Why the fuck is this possible

    • @aphradite321
      @aphradite321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@freealter dark web

    • @ren.67
      @ren.67 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Put her down

    • @purp7155
      @purp7155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      hol' up

    • @moneylisa3358
      @moneylisa3358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      hol' up

  • @Chris-gg2ef
    @Chris-gg2ef 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5057

    -Buys Human bones on the internet
    *FBI wants to know your location*

  • @ari-xk4mf
    @ari-xk4mf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2064

    " In the medical industry this is called
    *bone sticking out of skin* "

    • @jayjr3488
      @jayjr3488 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      In the comedy industry your comment is called
      “A humerus joke 😏”

    • @ari-xk4mf
      @ari-xk4mf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jayjr3488 😂😂

    • @oguzkutluk2836
      @oguzkutluk2836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Duh😂

    • @iexistsomehow4118
      @iexistsomehow4118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Anyone who actually doesnt know, its called a Open Fracture

    • @jayjr3488
      @jayjr3488 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      George Kleine
      Dude!!!!! Don’t ruin the fun!😑

  • @peer3897
    @peer3897 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this dudes lisp adds to his humor and makes him so much more funny! top 10 youtubers on my list

  • @boodro2122
    @boodro2122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    You have a really good camera man. He expresses emotions and responses with his camera and doesn't speak. Attention to detail, I love it. True professional.

    • @aidanocallaghan169
      @aidanocallaghan169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He said 'a little' when William said 'did it hurr'

    • @lukestorm4566
      @lukestorm4566 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@aidanocallaghan169 He basically never speaks, think that was an accident- very quiet. It was a very smooth cover up, wouldn't have ever noticed if you didn't point it out

    • @Gamper1
      @Gamper1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good old camera man john

    • @zionmatthew3231
      @zionmatthew3231 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like how to basic...

    • @omichillian
      @omichillian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@aidanocallaghan169 Nah that was all William
      "did it hurt- a lil?
      ...not really?"

  • @paper-plater913
    @paper-plater913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    Thanks, this has been a life long fear.
    *_Now I can be more afraid_*

    • @pinapple_shayshay6631
      @pinapple_shayshay6631 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yup! This is sooo GrEaT

    • @FuznAGM
      @FuznAGM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I actually did this in our car, it hurts like a mofo, almost screamed I quickly pushed the button down.

    • @pinapple_shayshay6631
      @pinapple_shayshay6631 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@FuznAGM ooooo Jesus

    • @elizabeththerainbow7782
      @elizabeththerainbow7782 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My parent accidentally closed the window on my fingers. Its hurts A LOT. Its happened when I was like 6. Didnt lose my finger or break a bone. But I was screaming the whole ride after that. No scar

  • @patriciauch6763
    @patriciauch6763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4970

    The person whom once had these bones is like: wow, glad they're using my bones for good use.

    • @axo9401
      @axo9401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      They're*

    • @kiritisbored
      @kiritisbored 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Xynz please don’t

    • @patriciauch6763
      @patriciauch6763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@axo9401 ok, I'll fix it, but really dude

    • @patriciauch6763
      @patriciauch6763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@axo9401 happy now!!!

    • @patriciauch6763
      @patriciauch6763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@kiritisbored ikr, it's annoying

  • @Juke-Fox
    @Juke-Fox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The bones are called the _metacarpals,_ the tip bone is the _phalange,_ and that injury is called an _open fracture._

  • @peaches2102
    @peaches2102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1190

    Car window: *has safety precautions*
    William: wHaT iS tHiS??

  • @davidecorrocher8678
    @davidecorrocher8678 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15479

    I want to donate my body to science!
    One year later on Wiliam Osman channel: "Can a Car Window Break Your Finger?".

    • @Nitrodino7875
      @Nitrodino7875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      I get your joke. They would most likely use your dead corpse to see what a chemical would do to it. Or just let it rot and see the process of it.

    • @nope3123
      @nope3123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      hah

    • @wadesnyder8710
      @wadesnyder8710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well good for you

    • @kylemesser
      @kylemesser 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Davide Corrocher Yeah, normally you’d have to put some money away so wherever you donate it has enough money to process you body. Otherwise they might just sell it

    • @kadewanta
      @kadewanta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thats really funny bro HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA

  • @Sudzies
    @Sudzies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1637

    "In the medical industry it's called 'bone sticking out of your skin'"
    No it's not..it's called an "ouchie bang bang"

    • @caffeinatedbr3w
      @caffeinatedbr3w 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      w h e e z e
      I get that reference
      "This is a picture of a melted marshmallow, does that answer all of your questions?"

    • @Chunks2599
      @Chunks2599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Please Complete All Fields as a radiology tech in training I agree

    • @nakuaaqua
      @nakuaaqua 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Please Complete All Fields r/wooosh

    • @shpee5158
      @shpee5158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He knew what he was doing he was just adding some info

    • @bobisoutofhere1238
      @bobisoutofhere1238 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No it's not

  • @AntGamer12
    @AntGamer12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "ay car you hungry?"
    "yea"
    "ok here you go"

  • @pricerowland
    @pricerowland 5 ปีที่แล้ว +820

    "Please don't demonitize this video" *"DID YOU KNOW YOU COULD BUY HUMAN BONES ON THE INTERNET"*

    • @crossedberry6198
      @crossedberry6198 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nazi Oepe I feel like your promoting something

    • @viperro4542
      @viperro4542 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@su-hoonc3073 oh shit

  • @KLBKD
    @KLBKD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2417

    "Do they kill the kids to get their bones?"
    No, they just farm the bones of children who try putting their fingers on top of the car window as their parents are closing it.

    • @lawliet2263
      @lawliet2263 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kids should be cut off

    • @aodishappi4799
      @aodishappi4799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @Otsutsuki God Madara base form **money**

    • @arelyggallo8672
      @arelyggallo8672 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don’t worry, it’s Johnny Depps

    • @randomperson1301
      @randomperson1301 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@aodishappi4799 I see mr crabs saying that.

    • @dd-yt7gd
      @dd-yt7gd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dude what is that question lol? but seriosly how do they get REAL BONES?

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1113

    "Hey, remember when you were 9 and really dumb?"
    Pewd's army: *_Well yes but actually no_*

    • @araphis836
      @araphis836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Pewd's army in reality: Well yes but actually yes

    • @IvanTube0
      @IvanTube0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@araphis836 reality is often disappointing

    • @smoldering_sconce3227
      @smoldering_sconce3227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *family

    • @inferno9924
      @inferno9924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@IvanTube0 you are speaking the language of gods

    • @vergverilvehrigl
      @vergverilvehrigl 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      pewds army: rip big tiddy animes

  • @Live_pd1234
    @Live_pd1234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I could email you the real reason why the ice cream machine is always broken

    • @baycosinus
      @baycosinus ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's referring the Johnny Harris video which explains it all.

  • @sparkIe.jumpropequeen
    @sparkIe.jumpropequeen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2804

    William:wants to experiment with Johns car
    Johns car: *_I’m going to ruin this whole mans career_*

    • @fidgety48
      @fidgety48 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ajdidsjaaaosa ga

    • @fidgety48
      @fidgety48 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Soejry i haddb a istromeek

    • @bradleysmith7854
      @bradleysmith7854 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +fluffycloud28 * this mans whole career

    • @S-CB-SL-Animations
      @S-CB-SL-Animations 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm about to end this man's whole career*

    • @alexandreroudaut3418
      @alexandreroudaut3418 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuck u get it right

  • @no-man_baugh
    @no-man_baugh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3428

    Willam Osman: Literally 3 years of good content
    TH-cam:naw
    Also William Osman: cAn A cAr WiNdOw BrEaK yOuR fInGeR!?
    TH-cam: This is the one

    • @bobby3h
      @bobby3h 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      #YTRecommendationsSuck ~ !

    • @jcrnebeats6997
      @jcrnebeats6997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      still good content

    • @xlime1589
      @xlime1589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know right.

    • @boblingerbottom
      @boblingerbottom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      13 million views! More than double of his second most popular video, which was 3.8 million views (as of 6/20).

    • @EliyahuDesmond
      @EliyahuDesmond 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      this shows how broken the youtube algorithm is.

  • @JonnyGBB
    @JonnyGBB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    I’ve had my finger rolled up in a car window. 2 fingers actually. I don’t remember anything breaking..
    just some screaming in agony

    • @Wasssup360
      @Wasssup360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      DennaD same

    • @supr3me
      @supr3me 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thugger 🔥

    • @tz2377
      @tz2377 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What car?

    • @isobutyl
      @isobutyl 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @JonnyGBB
      @JonnyGBB 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Teilzeitente Tahoe

  • @sentientmilkshake6059
    @sentientmilkshake6059 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey william!
    Glad my 2 favorite youtubers are collabing (you and brandon)

  • @AubreeGames
    @AubreeGames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8948

    Germany: Let’s make windows that go back down on their own so no one gets hurt.
    America: Let’s make the Windows go up on their own; it’ll be fine.

    • @fuckthepolice71
      @fuckthepolice71 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      Germany do also make windows that go up on there own its just there engineers are better

    • @LaraCroftTR
      @LaraCroftTR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      @@fuckthepolice71
      That's what they meant... german windows have sensors.

    • @fuckthepolice71
      @fuckthepolice71 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@LaraCroftTR really wow didn't know that I thought it was some sort of magic thanks for clearing that up

    • @friendlyblackperson
      @friendlyblackperson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@fuckthepolice71 Germans always have superior engineering

    • @HolySpiritActivated
      @HolySpiritActivated 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Almost killed my dog rolling trying to roll it up another couple inches

  • @jasper5308
    @jasper5308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4649

    Watching this as a child.
    Whispers:
    Hey u can buy child bones online

    • @kaun9765
      @kaun9765 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      *Confused screaming*

    • @alisonexe
      @alisonexe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ai Piano *_AHHHH?_*

    • @pruriient
      @pruriient 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      *screams in spanish*

    • @redshinu
      @redshinu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      *Screaming for no reason*

    • @destinylove7645
      @destinylove7645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      YEETUS FEETUS DELETUS that’s creepy

  • @桃-s4h
    @桃-s4h 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1861

    I got scared when he put his finger there and the window slowly goes up
    .
    * cuts carrot *

    • @nummie.m0e153
      @nummie.m0e153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Same 😂

    • @zyt4324
      @zyt4324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm now scared

    • @anonymoussenpai4325
      @anonymoussenpai4325 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @桃-s4h
      @桃-s4h 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh wow i didnt expect to get so many likes in 5 hour.

    • @footduck6681
      @footduck6681 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      l̶u̶v̶//b̶.̶i̶ s̶u̶b̶l̶i̶m̶i̶n̶a̶l̶s̶ you channel is weird, what are the purposes of your videos?

  • @JustDEV1
    @JustDEV1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My mom had a 50% chance to cut off my whole hand this whole TImE?

  • @bababooey1878
    @bababooey1878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1338

    when I was 4, I got 4 of my fingers crushed by a car door closing, I didn’t feel my fingers for 2 days but the feeling came back without any injuries

    • @asiann293
      @asiann293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Good

    • @woofmeow2315
      @woofmeow2315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @Luyema Tlhame i think they meant good that they didn't have any injuries lmao-

    • @dixiedamelio1355
      @dixiedamelio1355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Same but with a metal door I don't feel my hands for a whole week and I didn't tell my mom

    • @majordonut4022
      @majordonut4022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Alex Rexroat pretty sure he’s just telling a story

    • @iwilleatyourentirefamily9694
      @iwilleatyourentirefamily9694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      epic

  • @ericgarcia6724
    @ericgarcia6724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2007

    German engineering: too safe
    *Switches to American Ford Taurus*
    America: “You’re embarrassing me.”

    • @andywu1860
      @andywu1860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      China: Am I a joke to you?

    • @beebospalace
      @beebospalace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hey...I brought some tequila...*winks*

    • @ilhandaanish2381
      @ilhandaanish2381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lird Sherpez iS tHis A jOjO reFerEnce

    • @jonasb.5594
      @jonasb.5594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      our German car is from 1998 and the windows go back if it detects that there in sth in between and modern American cars can't do that. That is embarrassing!

    • @arcgamer8688
      @arcgamer8688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Lird Sherpez when your Nazi friend turns into a cyborg and gets big flashlights to help you fight aztec male strippers hybernating in a pillar

  • @rzeka
    @rzeka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1424

    I love this, its like mythbusters but way more loose and fun

    • @shentawadrous7819
      @shentawadrous7819 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And he uses ballistics gel

    • @strangersmemories1632
      @strangersmemories1632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was thinking the same thing

    • @rzeka
      @rzeka 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Karthik P I don't really like him

    • @zohrehjan
      @zohrehjan 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m the 666th liker

    • @rzeka
      @rzeka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sora thanks for letting me know

  • @frystalcrire
    @frystalcrire ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this video gave me an irrational fear of car windows

  • @crypticduck2574
    @crypticduck2574 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2259

    Germany: We need safety in our cars.
    America: What’s safety?

  • @strawbs6354
    @strawbs6354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2233

    "Did someone kill children for their bones...?"
    *one second later*
    "It doesn't matter, I got what I needed."

    • @tsuritoquinker217
      @tsuritoquinker217 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Auto dislike

    • @strawbs6354
      @strawbs6354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@tsuritoquinker217 Thanks, kiddo.

    • @itsnotana2411
      @itsnotana2411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It sounds bad and yet here I am laughing 😂

    • @roselegkodukh7085
      @roselegkodukh7085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s what I though it is rude for him to say that

    • @strawbs6354
      @strawbs6354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@roselegkodukh7085 Nah, it was fucking funny.

  • @catmelon736
    @catmelon736 2 ปีที่แล้ว +716

    As someone who got their finger caught in a car window when I was little I never broke any bones but my finger was swollen, discoloured and was in pain to touch and movement. My nail had a line and was slightly darker than the others.
    It healed and is back to normal....

    • @kentablade
      @kentablade 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      The happy ending thooo

    • @js.drums1
      @js.drums1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      same what happened to me

    • @valentina._.551
      @valentina._.551 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Samee except my dad accidentally closed the window on my WHOLE hand that as well right on my knuckles 💀

    • @GamerLord-kd6dj
      @GamerLord-kd6dj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@valentina._.551 oof ._.

    • @sparklingwater1270
      @sparklingwater1270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yeah, mine was dark purple and blue for a month after I shut my pinkie in a car window.

  • @trisxart2393
    @trisxart2393 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Out of everything I got from this video is, that I beat the window everytime and I'm happy about it

  • @imanerd8980
    @imanerd8980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2387

    In the medical industry, they call this “bone sticking out of skin”

    • @historymystery4163
      @historymystery4163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      An open fracture

    • @ziko8608
      @ziko8608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Exactly. I just got to that clip at the time I posted this.

    • @jakeySquarre
      @jakeySquarre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It’s called a compound fracture

    • @sbFreakinxRican
      @sbFreakinxRican 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Open fracture and compound fracture are the same

    • @Wintercourse
      @Wintercourse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's called tectonic distortion vector anomaly.

  • @souler4224
    @souler4224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    Nobody:
    TH-cam recommendation: can a car window break your finger

  • @YeppyNope
    @YeppyNope 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2039

    Everybody always asks "Who is Cameraman John" but not "How is Cameraman John"...

    • @MichaelBelcher-g7t
      @MichaelBelcher-g7t 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      YeppyNope Why is cameraman John.

    • @allkorn93
      @allkorn93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      When is Cameraman John

    • @leon-vb1mh
      @leon-vb1mh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@allkorn93 where is Cameraman John ?

    • @sylviaxx3574
      @sylviaxx3574 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      What is Cameraman John?

    • @Sketchy_Dood
      @Sketchy_Dood 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I’ll do one better why is camera john

  • @Darc-wu7qx
    @Darc-wu7qx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    my wrist was almost demolished by a car window

  • @mepnet
    @mepnet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3017

    Waiter: how would you like your carrots cut?
    Me: american car window
    Waiter: im sorry wha-
    Me: *A M E R I C A N C A R W I N D O W*

    • @kaylumfranklin2731
      @kaylumfranklin2731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hahah

    • @pedrobriceno1433
      @pedrobriceno1433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol

    • @idkanymore2710
      @idkanymore2710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kaylum Franklin LOL

    • @Airborne-zo8zb
      @Airborne-zo8zb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      This is one of the best comments I’ve ever seen in a long time! You’ve made my day thank you! 😄

    • @8DFnafMusic
      @8DFnafMusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I busted up laughing thank you

  • @Dosteyboi
    @Dosteyboi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1205

    *finger literally is in two pieces*
    "iT dOeSn'T bReAk ThE bOnE, sO It'S oK."

    • @DrCaptainObvious
      @DrCaptainObvious 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha LOL ROFL LMAO

    • @ninjaslash52_98
      @ninjaslash52_98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      OneThreeFilms the space between your fingers is nowhere near that big

    • @bipbopopo
      @bipbopopo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @facewithnolife2720
      @facewithnolife2720 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmfao

    • @jen3933
      @jen3933 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sarcalogos Tortolero do u really think everyone has the same size fingers?! My fingers are way bigger than my friends, those are spaced out bc those fingers aren’t the same size as his -__-

  • @maxhydekyle2425
    @maxhydekyle2425 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1194

    "Is someone killing children for their bones? Idk. In the end it doesn't matter cause I got what I needed" Fine capitalistic outlook there.

  • @Minarreal
    @Minarreal 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Do you remember when you were 9 and you were dumb?"
    Some things never change, my dude.

  • @bahhumbug957
    @bahhumbug957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +803

    *bone sticking out of finger*
    William: “in the medical industry, this is called bone sticking out of finger”

    • @deox2259
      @deox2259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      better than some long ass name that you probably pronounce.

    • @sasaquatch1238
      @sasaquatch1238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I Suck it’s not that hard it’s a compound fracture

    • @Wix92
      @Wix92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Or an open fracture, if you want to make it even simpler.

    • @BigNutGaming
      @BigNutGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Bone sticking out of finger. If you're going to mate a dull comment quoting the video atleast get the quote right.

    • @galomaniac5yearsago554
      @galomaniac5yearsago554 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BigNutGaming Make*, you can't even state a proper statement.

  • @youwillneverfindoutwhoiam1486
    @youwillneverfindoutwhoiam1486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    8:36
    *unfortunately for those who do have BONES in their fingers*
    Uhmm excuse me what?

    • @taniac.6774
      @taniac.6774 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lance Uzumaki i dONt hAvE boNEs iN mY fiNGerS

    • @Noname-gh3sq
      @Noname-gh3sq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@taniac.6774 u Are NOt eVEn a hUmAn

    • @dreamfish687
      @dreamfish687 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why y’all typing like that that’s not human lol

    • @mynameisjeff9357
      @mynameisjeff9357 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How are you even typing

    • @Noname-gh3sq
      @Noname-gh3sq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mynameisjeff9357 is very HARD but i try my BEST

  • @duganmurphy4592
    @duganmurphy4592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    "What if we, like, break the window on the car"
    *Cut*
    "We're gonna use John's car"

  • @yobro_10
    @yobro_10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The reason the machine breaks is because the company who made it designed it the break and the company who fixes it which costs a lot of money is the company who made the ice cream machine

  • @ahmoodaa
    @ahmoodaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10344

    "hmmm.. i wonder.. can a car window actually smash my fingers?"
    William Osman: *11 mins video*

    • @JasperGleam
      @JasperGleam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      He just wants money

    • @cherby2736
      @cherby2736 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @I'm Happily In Pain too bad its entertaining

    • @sourcandycane1139
      @sourcandycane1139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Spoonie06 ... nerd

    • @offtheramen6244
      @offtheramen6244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ hows that being a nerd?

    • @RareEpicness
      @RareEpicness 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ...asshole

  • @Hamuel
    @Hamuel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +763

    The ice cream machine isn't actually broken often, the workers just have to lie because the machine takes a fourth of a day to clean

    • @pringlebingle
      @pringlebingle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Often it’s not being clean but rather moldy and employees lie to protect the customers

    • @Hi-Im-Paul69
      @Hi-Im-Paul69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Tbh I'd rather just be told it's being cleaned.. I like knowing the stuff pooping out my food is being bathed

    • @IamJenJen101
      @IamJenJen101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@Hi-Im-Paul69 yeah but that's not everyone. There's that one Karen that thinks cleaned means she can get have ice cream, other people can't but she's Karen.

    • @NyanSaberkitten
      @NyanSaberkitten 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just tell them its an automatic system cleanse and we don’t control it. They seem to understand but yes it takes hours to clean

  • @iamnotpasta4408
    @iamnotpasta4408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1624

    My pinky got stuck in a window, just the tip, it smushed the bone and my fingernail fell off. I have a scar and mildly deformed pinky now (:
    (edit: id like to say my fingernail did regrow but very crookedly so now i have to keep it short or it will slice my ring finger, i have a callous on the side from where the nail has raked off skin in the past)

    • @warum.islam.
      @warum.islam. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Bruh ouch

    • @coolxg4357
      @coolxg4357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      The only things Americans have safeties on are guns lol

    • @DarjeelingEnjoyer
      @DarjeelingEnjoyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@coolxg4357 It's weird seeing all of the foreigners say that our safety is shit when we literally have a stereotype that American things are made too safe. Can you people fucking pick one stereotype?

    • @josquefo
      @josquefo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@DarjeelingEnjoyer it's not that serious calm down

    • @AlexTGB16
      @AlexTGB16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I’m about to puke, that’s horrible!

  • @4737Studios
    @4737Studios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m not sure he ment the “internet” but more like the “black market” to get those bones

  • @shaneclyde8694
    @shaneclyde8694 5 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    I feel like im watching a homemade version of mythbusters

    • @thefountainpendesk
      @thefountainpendesk 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      shane clyde oh my goodness yess

    • @devoid-of-life
      @devoid-of-life 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      shane clyde this is like a knockoff product that turns out to be better than the original

  • @Fortune.5
    @Fortune.5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1858

    *Gets mad at car for saving your fingers*

    • @hahqhq5409
      @hahqhq5409 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      *useless car*
      Car: its not my fault i was made to save kids im sorry

    • @Pavelscribbles
      @Pavelscribbles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Dammit car

    • @kylelee5554
      @kylelee5554 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Preston Garvey ya for content

    • @nuggetthaboy5313
      @nuggetthaboy5313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I hate the minutemen

    • @tannersrdr2clips432
      @tannersrdr2clips432 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's my boi greedo

  • @atlas1296
    @atlas1296 5 ปีที่แล้ว +969

    William Osman : * conducts experiment*
    Car :" I am gonna ruin this man's whole career "

  • @trscsaeg
    @trscsaeg 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the best most random video ever. See if you can cook a turkey with a blow dryer

  • @dreykoscion4894
    @dreykoscion4894 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1427

    "Lets get some of that american lack of safety"
    Well that just made my day.

    • @jeeBisOkay
      @jeeBisOkay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hooray for deregulation

    • @guilgemish
      @guilgemish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I find that it's more of a lack of safety. (Someone is trying to get at you from the window and you try and keep them from yourself.)

    • @GandalfTheSilver
      @GandalfTheSilver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Who needs safety when you can just drive a motorcycle at twice the legal speed limit and flip off bewildered drivers as you pass them.

    • @4ae109
      @4ae109 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      american culture

    • @christine7215
      @christine7215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As an American I can say... that quote is 100% accurate👌🏽

  • @immortal-ghoul
    @immortal-ghoul 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2713

    "you can buy children's bones on the internet"
    my brain : orphanage has to make money somehow

    • @gowther32
      @gowther32 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      got flashbacks of The Promised Neverland anime

    • @teddyb34r
      @teddyb34r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Me: wha- OH NO

    • @yasspilled
      @yasspilled 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oml

    • @tylervu1
      @tylervu1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That’s the second worst thing to happen to them

    • @nickwilson3499
      @nickwilson3499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tyler Vu third

  • @bucketman
    @bucketman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1895

    "In the medical industry we call this bone sticking out of finger"

    • @kimberlybennett3554
      @kimberlybennett3554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol

    • @slitermist
      @slitermist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      the real term is compound fracture

    • @bucketman
      @bucketman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@slitermist cool

    • @venulisenanayake
      @venulisenanayake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yea its a compound fracture, it happened to my arm. Yes. I saw my bone. It was great

    • @slitermist
      @slitermist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@venulisenanayake i don't think seeing your own bone is great lol

  • @star-whisper1096
    @star-whisper1096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You killed me at the start! 🤧

  • @nebby0101
    @nebby0101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1051

    "Unfortunately for those of you who do have bones in your fingers"
    *Human Existence is now at risk*

    • @tiffanydang6590
      @tiffanydang6590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Natural selection

    • @pale_nail_artpalenails5431
      @pale_nail_artpalenails5431 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nebula If but what is someone doesn’t have fingers...?

    • @nebby0101
      @nebby0101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@pale_nail_artpalenails5431 the stub people have suffered a lot from car windows

    • @jackgleckler1347
      @jackgleckler1347 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yoooooo i was ur 1000 like that’s actually lit

    • @nebby0101
      @nebby0101 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jackgleckler1347 Aye

  • @fugitivelemon1144
    @fugitivelemon1144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3334

    Germany car:I can’t believe i am getting safety features only for windows
    American car:You are getting safety features for windows?
    My country’s car:You guys are getting windows?

    • @teekrieger4309
      @teekrieger4309 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Du bist doch selber deutsch. :D

    • @corbeanie_1309
      @corbeanie_1309 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Your from tiktoc

    • @Oreo_Andy
      @Oreo_Andy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Windows: you are getting safety features for cars?

    • @ak47chan20
      @ak47chan20 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My country:ohhh you arents suposed to break them because we want to communicate our anger

    • @blade5308
      @blade5308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Do you fucking live in mongolia or something

  • @BaconEggsRL
    @BaconEggsRL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    I kept waiting anxiously for the moment William accidently snaps his own finger

    • @fox_girl2425
      @fox_girl2425 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds about right

  • @WaynesStrangeBrain
    @WaynesStrangeBrain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think it's pretty great that the safety system exists at all. Why not? It costs nothing and it saves fingers occasionally.

  • @Elitx
    @Elitx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +669

    Cause of death: decapitation by window

    • @devinmarks4610
      @devinmarks4610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Darwin Award

    • @shericahardin9228
      @shericahardin9228 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Continue?
      Yes
      ___
      No {-
      __

    • @gamingvids3737
      @gamingvids3737 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XD

    • @savagesock3598
      @savagesock3598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Devins gaming and vlogs channel yes

    • @sakazu2576
      @sakazu2576 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      imagine that being on your death certificate "Jimmy Donald: Death By Window Decapitation"

  • @yasquerda
    @yasquerda 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1243

    it bothered me that he had the bones of real humans just ziptied to his finger

    • @buffyeffy7189
      @buffyeffy7189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Y

    • @notapaypal
      @notapaypal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Yasquerda i do that all the time whats wrong with it

    • @Calv-tb1bx
      @Calv-tb1bx 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      F

    • @muza5505
      @muza5505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@notapaypal. I mean I live In them

    • @hop-skip-ouch8798
      @hop-skip-ouch8798 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He is a real human so it works out

  • @CandiRabbit
    @CandiRabbit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    Bananas, Like Micheal Reeves, Have hard interiors, that Bruise easily with small amounts of force.
    And Also come from Tropical Environments.

    • @tape2518
      @tape2518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And are typically small

    • @chase_h.01
      @chase_h.01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And is yellow.

    • @aspwned
      @aspwned 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmfao haven't laughed this hard at a comment in a long time

    • @Co_ckMeatSammich
      @Co_ckMeatSammich 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You mean troubled enviroments lol

  • @DavidLe30000
    @DavidLe30000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH"
    Me: that was perfectly cut

  • @FayeFrogg
    @FayeFrogg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1355

    *"Is somebody killing children for their bones"*
    Wtf lol😂

    • @k.c4178
      @k.c4178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      CosmicNix • *Alex Bones*

    • @braydenhuneau
      @braydenhuneau 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean obviously

    • @miguelcae4627
      @miguelcae4627 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pro disease moms again

    • @AlwaysDr3aming
      @AlwaysDr3aming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Get them off the *_DARK WEB_*

    • @real_smilegamez
      @real_smilegamez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you can buy childrens' heads

  • @K-723
    @K-723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1715

    9:24
    "In the medical industry this is called... Bone sticking out of skin"

    • @nono-rm7es
      @nono-rm7es 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Sun Flower this is beyond science

    • @MnemonicHeadTrip
      @MnemonicHeadTrip 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thx for the spoiler bro :(

    • @DalDial
      @DalDial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@MnemonicHeadTrip why did you go to the comments then? There's always spoliers in the comments..

    • @MnemonicHeadTrip
      @MnemonicHeadTrip 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      fireheart
      You’re right. I usually do anyways because I read them while watching. It adds to the experience lol

    • @patrickmonkman8151
      @patrickmonkman8151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Idk why but that part had me dead 😂

  • @cking4869
    @cking4869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1153

    “Don’t worry sir, when you die your body will be put to good use”
    William:
    On a side note, my forensics teacher owns a real human skull that she uses as a bowl for class activities

    • @CockatooDude
      @CockatooDude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Better than it rotting underground if ya ask me.

    • @michaelknehr4023
      @michaelknehr4023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      My dad only has (forgot number of bones ina human body)1less is metal

    • @Dean-nq8so
      @Dean-nq8so 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Oh that’s nice, my chemistry teacher used to have half a rotting pig head sitting on her desk, not the skull, the full(well half) rotting head, just sitting there
      We could see its brain and all, yeh that was fun hey

    • @cking4869
      @cking4869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Memento Mori
      Yeah, that’s pretty bad. But imagine this: you sign up to have your body donated to science when you die. You think your contributions will better humanity. Now some teacher uses your head as a decoration for no particular or special reason. The last time she used it (before this whole quarantine) was for us to pull names out of for a group project.

    • @dreaminginhell4047
      @dreaminginhell4047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      why did i read forensics as foreskins

  • @eliasujashvili7113
    @eliasujashvili7113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That Bone Supply Dude: 💀☠💀