@@TymberJ Celebrity baby teeth was awful, not a teeny bit funny, super boring, and unwatchable. Ferret Circus is the opposite of all that, so yeah, I disagree.
@@MarcKloos That's a good estimate of cost per view, but are you claiming that each viewer is stupid because they watched it? That may be true, but I think your hypothesis needs more research before we can validate it. Apply for a grant to see how many of those viewers also watched last week's episode to the end, and also claim to like Celeb Baby Teeth. Then we can start the peer reviews.
Still can't watch the news, but Seth and Colbert keep me as informed as I can tolerate. And Corrections is my reward at the end of the week. Thank you, Seth.
You know, I find that I have a lot of extra time, now that I don't have to watch the news in order to see if my country and my world are going to hell. (I already _know_ that's happening, thanks to the stupidity and bigotry of my fellow Americans.) But what do I _do_ with all that extra time? Maybe I could just watch Corrections from the beginning? On a loop, over and over again? Well, until the fascists shut it down, at least. Or Seth's corporate overlords get scared.
seth!!! thank you for the shoutout on the cross-stitch :')) made this jackal's day, not to, like, be so effusive and positive about whatever this is. edit: thank you all for the kind comments
An argument can be made that one of the reasons that "Last Week Tonight with John Oliver" won so many Talk and Variety Emmys over shows like "The Late Show w/ Stephen Colbert" and "Late Night with Seth Meyers" was the regular use of elaborate setpieces that puncuated the end of episodes. We can now see that Corrections is attempting the same thing, but with exactly 1 set piece of a ferret circus
Here's a suggestion, not sure where this came from, but since you're in NYC why not have in front of the Rockerfeller building an axe swinging contest? What could go wrong?
The question is, what song do we want Seth to do next? In the true spirit of Jackal-ism I vote for something obscure... "Cop Song" from Urinetown would actually be quite perfect and you could change "Urinetown" to "Jackaltown"
Late night monologues are the only form of news I can handle right now. They keep me in the loop while softening the blow of how awful everything is right now. Seth Meyers is my favorite, then Jimmy Kimmel, then Colbert. We don’t need to talk about Fallon…
Seth Meyers is my favorite late night host because he’s the most fun and unhinged (said with total love and respect). He reminds me of my spouse and one of our best friends. He’s not even an only child, like I was for my childhood, but he has the fun energy and weirdness that makes me feel okay in life. I surround myself with people like this. And now more than ever, I appreciate how things are totally crazy but he makes it feel less ever so slightly and relatable. I don’t know how some of you are carrying on, just know that you are appreciated. Thank you.
@@JackalMDSorry, dude. No can do. Rerun president = rerun material for every American in every possible way. The country has done this before, but no one remembers because no one who remembers Grover Cleveland's second term is alive today to advise us about it.
Ellen (sp?) nailed the props both last week and this week. Really upped the ante though between weeks, though. Excited for week 3 (+) Also, thank god for Corrections on the Thanksgiving. That's what I am giving thanks for. Seth and the team really are doing the lord's work here.
Both episodes (?) of the ferret circus have had me laughing so hard tears ran down my face (though I am not a big guy, strong guy...). I really appreciate the sheer, ridiculous, good-humored silliness of it all. I miss 'cicada-cicada' but the ferret circus is a joy.
I'm torn on letting Scollins go. On the one hand, yeah, duh. On the other hand, it would make us wait so much longer to generate enough content for the next Surprise Inspection segment.
C’mon, Seth; we’re just jackals. If you cut us, do we not bleed? If you mock us, do we not cry? And if you make one tiny misstep while speaking, do we not jump on that like…hyenas? No, wolverines. Wait, no, it’ll come to me.
@JamesKennedy33 I think at Up-And-Out-The-Wazoo, if you order a "Wild Style," you receive a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with mayo, a bag of Funions, a Diet Mr. Pib, and one piece of antique furniture, with a complimentary container of varnish
No ferrets were harmed in this episode of Corrections. The guy carrying the box of cocaine, on the other hand, is still being treated for ferret bites.
As a Broadway Jackal, I much appreciated the shoutout. As an Opera Jackal, I have to point out that it seems like a missed opportunity to do a Correction about Pagliacci and then not soundtrack the ferret circus with a selection from that opera. Sure, the famous aria "Vesti la giubba" might be a bit too slow and dark for what you're going for (although could be pretty funny), but that still leaves the rest of the opera to choose from. Love you, Seth!
I grew up with opera parents so I appreciate all of this. And I'd say we need to see those ferrets singing opera but haven't those poor things been through enough already?😂
I dont know anything about operas, but i feel like the pagliacci reference should have had something to do with "But sir, i AM Pagliacci", thats easily the best known pagliacci, no?
Correction: Seth failed to acknowledge his egregious error in representing what was clearly a Tucker Carlson laugh as a Hilary Clinton laugh. The other jackals and I have met to discuss this and have agreed to continue to press this issue until it is properly addressed in Corrections (don't check though). Regards, JackalMD Sent from my Venmo
I thought he was going for Tuckums too, and I'm not even a jackal. Just a member of the Proper Laugh Eminations And Sons Enterprise (or P.L.E.A.S.E. if you will). And thank you.
@@brothajohncounterpoint: FUN unhinged absurdity is glorious! Legislated unhinged absurdity TERRIFYING! There is a difference, no matter how parallel they may seem.
You merely adopted Corrections. I was born into it, molded by it. I didn't see A Closer Look until I was a man. Amber: "WHAT!" Seth: "Back in my day..." Lutz: "Leave him alone!" Amber: "...what?" Lutz: "LEAVE HIM ALONE."
I have been watching this long enough to really miss the jackal knitters. I guess that was pandemic stuff, but it made me feel so connected. Also, your snark remains awesome as always. Thanks
I'm just sitting here super disappointed in myself for thinking I didn't have any skill worth sharing, thinking I had nothing I could make to send in that would be appreciated by the crew or host. I was doing cross stich 40 years ago, making my own designs, and still can. Harumph. Why didn't I think of that. Oh well. But I do have a new idea. I miss seeing all the amazing things people sent in too (knitting included). I wonder if people-jackals have less time lately to devote to such things.
The Googly Eye Ferret Circus ™ needs to be the regular closing segment every week. I love nothing more than having that circus music playing in my head for days after I hear it. It drowns out the actual ferrets running around in my brain.
in the novel "Day of the Jackal", Forsythe takes great pains to describe how 'explosive' bullets work (spoiler: they dont actually contain explosives) but in the 1973 film, the 'explosive' bullets are only mentioned in passing - this has caused a lot of comments on the IMDB page by people who havent read the novel, speculating about what type of explosive the bullets contain - READ THE DAMN BOOK.
Correction to a correction: saying no ferrets were harmed this episode of corrections would not imply that ferrets were harmed on a previous episode(s) of corrections. That would be like if someone saying that the fact corrections did not win an Emmy this year means that it must have won an Emmy in previous years, which would be ridiculous.
Seth, you are spoiling us. We're jackals! Not only do we not deserve the joy that this episode brings, our bodies are not physically capable of surviving the wonder and merriment caused by multiple ferret circuses. Circuses? Circusii?
Aw, Happy Birthday! I hope it's a great one, and that the surprise party that Bird Bane and Mac Tonight are throwing for you is a lot of fun. And congrats on getting Seth to spend upwards of $19 of his own money for permission to use that Gladiator clip.
Seth i really want to explain how important this segment is, but words dont do it justice. This serves as a bastion to me that words matter, how you say them matter, and its okay to correct yourself. THANK YOU!!😊
You think pretending that fake ferrets are being drugged and exploited in a fake circus is wholesome entertainment?!? You monster! Not a Frankenstein's monster, but a Chappie's Monster!😱 🙂
As a Broadway fan, the parody of Eddie Redmayne's Emcee in Cabaret had me in stitches. But since you, Seth, said to Kristin Chenoweth's face on multiple occasions that you don't like musicals (see, I'm watching the show!), I was surprised to see it. 😂 Was it in a documentary? The ferret circus is a delightful bit... On a completely unrelated note, I've just remembered I need to pick up some new toys for my dogs.
@@Tomorrow_lauren I can seldom resist the urge to make a joke of such syntactical errors. _Dangling modifier_ = low-hanging fruit I once saw someone commenting about Stormy Daniels, and she wrote, "As a porn star, I..." My reply was something like this: [interior classroom] Mrs. [commenter's name]: (walks up behind seated student) "I don't like the dangle of your modifier, Mark. Let me help you with that..."
On the one hand, I'm lukewarm about the Ferret Circus. But then I remembered that this is basically replacing Celebrity Baby Teeth, so...Those ferrets are just adorable!
As someone who used to watch Dennis Miller Live all the dang time as a wee kid, it's kind of sad seeing what he's like today. Your impression of him helped a lot in that regard. Thanks for that!
Word. It's all about context. Out the wazoo is sometimes positive but generally neutral, and up the wazoo is usually negative. Sometimes it's up/out the ying-yang instead of the wazoo. It's situational.
sounds like the term anymore. i've always heard it as a negative/loss. i don't anymore. but people ise it as a positive/gain. im just gunu do that anymore.
Well, Adam Lambert will be vacating the position sometime in March. Someone asked him in an interview pretty recently who he thought should be his replacement. He stopped and briefly mused, saying he wouldn’t answer yet because he wanted to give a responsible answer. So, Seth ?😂🎉
@@NewMessage 🎶 Ferrets roasting on an open fire, Weasels exploding in your hair. Hamsters on crack, powering all of Late Night, Animal Flubs everywhere.🎶
I completely understand the feeling of wanting to stop watching the news. The day after the election I turned that frustration into action, signed up with my local preferred branch of government to volunteer. It was all I could do to stay sane. And that is the best I can recommend to anyone else. Just get active.
Did I just hallucinate stuffed Ferrets zinging around a circus set? First celebrity baby teeth and now the ferrets, it’s like watching existential theater.
"Entry of the Gladiators" is a badass piece of music when used in its proper context, a military march. It was being used ironically when they started using it for circus/clown shows. But it's been so long now that "clowns" is the first thing people think of when hearing that song. Correction.
To add on to that, it's actually more apropos to use it for the circus, since gladiators were historically used for entertainment purposes. The Colosseum was really just a weirdly shaped Big Top Tent!
I love corrections. Started at episode 1. Now I'm just sad i have to wait for the new ones! Also, my fave late night used to be kimmel, but now it's Seth all the way!!
I love the “big guy, strong guy, tears streaming down his face …” bit. It gets me every time 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was literally wheezing from laughing so hard
Omg I want a compilation of each one he’s done, one of my favorite bits on the show
@@MclEckert Oh god I'd kill for a compilation of it!
The worst/best part is that Mango Mussolini also still uses that phrase himself.
@@coalkey8019 He has no self awareness
I just said the phrase outloud "Is the ferret circus the new celebrity baby teeth?" I feel like I just activated a sleeper agent.
Is the agent sleeping because Seth fired him, he got depressed, and passed out after drinking a 1/5?
Ferret Circus is *absolutely incredible*. But Celebrity Baby Teeth is a level of a genius we will never see again. Hopefully.
@@TymberJ Celebrity baby teeth was awful, not a teeny bit funny, super boring, and unwatchable. Ferret Circus is the opposite of all that, so yeah, I disagree.
@@judylevitt4555 /whoosh
@@judylevitt4555 yes CBT never closed a joke, never a punch line - no thanks
The effort that went into the ferret bit is an amazing use of an imbalance in the cost/stupidity ratio that borders on genius.
Divide the cost with 90.000 as that's the number of people who watched it. $1 per person?
Maybe he can talk to John Oliver and his crew into helping him get a proper budget to do it properly.
@@MarcKloos That's a good estimate of cost per view, but are you claiming that each viewer is stupid because they watched it? That may be true, but I think your hypothesis needs more research before we can validate it. Apply for a grant to see how many of those viewers also watched last week's episode to the end, and also claim to like Celeb Baby Teeth. Then we can start the peer reviews.
It’s old school conan vibes and that’s why we love it
it was a true homage to the absuridist comedy of the old "late night with conan obrien"
Those ferrets look like something RFK jr. would pick up for dinner.
Omg “Are you not entertained?” got me so hard!!!
100% The writers and Seth are so amazing!
Yeah Russell Crowe had that effect on some men
That "fake moos" pun was udderly wonderful. Cowdos to whoever actually came up with it.
I remember liking it… now I feel compelled to take note of all commentary names.
Since I can't sleep, I went back and found it: the true author is Clarewillison. I hope Baze gets fired for fake views.
I stepped in a cowdo once when I was on holiday in England.
@@sunshine3914 2 cow puns? You really milked that joke.
@@martinphipps2 Next time have a pat on the back.
Peristalsis is also how things come out the wazoo.
Thanks for the correction 😂
This is funny bc it’s true. 😂
I'm anti-peristalsis
It’s also how things come down the esophagus…to go out the wazoo later.
This is the absolute correct Jackal answer. I bow to you.
Just here for the free therapy from Seth for the mental spiral we're all in. Keep the attractions and corrections coming!
I'm with you but here is a correction...your grammar.😊
Fixed, you damn jackal 🥰 We're here to focus on Seth's screw ups!
Hallelujah brother/sister!❤😂🎉
@@unusedaccount6200the jackals are jackaling themselves. We've come full circle
Welcome Aboard ! 😁
Still can't watch the news, but Seth and Colbert keep me as informed as I can tolerate. And Corrections is my reward at the end of the week. Thank you, Seth.
You know, I find that I have a lot of extra time, now that I don't have to watch the news in order to see if my country and my world are going to hell. (I already _know_ that's happening, thanks to the stupidity and bigotry of my fellow Americans.)
But what do I _do_ with all that extra time? Maybe I could just watch Corrections from the beginning? On a loop, over and over again? Well, until the fascists shut it down, at least. Or Seth's corporate overlords get scared.
Agree lots of extra time, I watch Seth and Kimmel ❤
John Oliver's on my list as well. lol
Well you might want to actually watch the news because jimball Kimball and Seth aren't giving you close to any news except made up crap
I love this weird family and our weird parasocial relationship with Seth and the team 💖
seth!!! thank you for the shoutout on the cross-stitch :')) made this jackal's day, not to, like, be so effusive and positive about whatever this is.
edit: thank you all for the kind comments
It is a great piece of art and Jackal memorabilia. Congrats!
Beautiful congratulations 🎊
It’s lovely! Now for Mac Tonight… or would that be McTonight?
Nice work! 😊
Beautiful work!
WIth that level of production value in ferret cocaine circus, how can cicada cicada not be a cinch for an Emmy. 💜
You mean a Tony? 😂
EGOTS FOR ALL!!!
A Tony, a Noble Peace Prize, and an Employee of the Month Award or the whole thing is rigged!!
He better cast Eddie Redmayne after all the emails the guy is about to get
Cicada Cicada is an underrated Masterpiece on Off off off broadway....It would get a Tony.
An argument can be made that one of the reasons that "Last Week Tonight with John Oliver" won so many Talk and Variety Emmys over shows like "The Late Show w/ Stephen Colbert" and "Late Night with Seth Meyers" was the regular use of elaborate setpieces that puncuated the end of episodes.
We can now see that Corrections is attempting the same thing, but with exactly 1 set piece of a ferret circus
Love it! 😂❤
"Corrections: the Last Week Tonight substitute that you deserve, America, ya bunch of weenies!"
I’m here for it!
Here's a suggestion, not sure where this came from, but since you're in NYC why not have in front of the Rockerfeller building an axe swinging contest? What could go wrong?
John Oliver is jealous of the ferret circus. I'm quite sure of that! 😄
This. This right here. This is a masterpiece and needs an Emmy.
The googly eyes really just makes this so perfect. The ferret circus is my new favourite thing.
Amen to that! It's been a hard week, and it's nice to spend part of my morning laughing so hard I almost fall out of my chair. Thank you ferrets!
Late Night brings the googs!
Your Dennis Miller. No notes. Impression camp is the gift that keeps giving for you mate.
All of us here in the Broadway jackals’ den appreciate your Master of Ceremonies attempt and all future Broadway connected impressions.
Yes! Bring ‘em on!
Preach!
🙋🏼♀️ also here for it
The question is, what song do we want Seth to do next? In the true spirit of Jackal-ism I vote for something obscure... "Cop Song" from Urinetown would actually be quite perfect and you could change "Urinetown" to "Jackaltown"
@@CrystalDax "Don't be the Jackal"
Late night monologues are the only form of news I can handle right now. They keep me in the loop while softening the blow of how awful everything is right now. Seth Meyers is my favorite, then Jimmy Kimmel, then Colbert. We don’t need to talk about Fallon…
💯 with you on that. I get Botox Sociopath vibes from the other Irish-American host.😳
Mine is limited to just Meth Meyers.
@@rabbit251So, Michael Myers?
I feel like Prince John in Men in Tights: "Maybe if you tell me the bad news, in a good way, it won't seem so bad!"
Same. Also, even if I'm awake when they air, I still prefer to watch them on YT the next day. Or in Seth's case, earlier the same night.
Seth Meyers is my favorite late night host because he’s the most fun and unhinged (said with total love and respect). He reminds me of my spouse and one of our best friends. He’s not even an only child, like I was for my childhood, but he has the fun energy and weirdness that makes me feel okay in life. I surround myself with people like this. And now more than ever, I appreciate how things are totally crazy but he makes it feel less ever so slightly and relatable. I don’t know how some of you are carrying on, just know that you are appreciated. Thank you.
First time jackal commenter and proud member of the Broadway Jackals 👋🏻 (that’s a jazz hand) the way I howled at Seth’s Emcee impersonation 😂
👍
Best laugh of the week,. Thanks to BOTH camera operators for staying late and props to Ellen for the ferret show.
I think we're watching Seth's rapid decent into madness, and I'm here for it 😂 thanks for keeping the rest of us sane
I could not agree more.
I agree! But if it’s the only way he can cope with the next four years, then I totally understand.
I already witnessed Seth's descent into madness during the pandemic. I'd prefer to see some fresh material.
@@JackalMDSorry, dude. No can do. Rerun president = rerun material for every American in every possible way. The country has done this before, but no one remembers because no one who remembers Grover Cleveland's second term is alive today to advise us about it.
True. He is our picture of Dorian Gray - only for our mind.
I am in love with the circus ferrets
Finally viable merch?
Same here!
I gotta have more circus ferrets!
Me too!!! 😂
Ellen (sp?) nailed the props both last week and this week. Really upped the ante though between weeks, though. Excited for week 3 (+)
Also, thank god for Corrections on the Thanksgiving. That's what I am giving thanks for. Seth and the team really are doing the lord's work here.
Both episodes (?) of the ferret circus have had me laughing so hard tears ran down my face (though I am not a big guy, strong guy...). I really appreciate the sheer, ridiculous, good-humored silliness of it all. I miss 'cicada-cicada' but the ferret circus is a joy.
14:40 I love how the music keeps playing while Seth talks
They kept an extra camera operator AND two grips to work the spotlights this week. Totally worth it, even if it means you have to let Scollins go.
Scollins won't go without a fight. And Seth should tape that fight for his next HBO special - and then no writers would have to be let go.
I'm torn on letting Scollins go. On the one hand, yeah, duh. On the other hand, it would make us wait so much longer to generate enough content for the next Surprise Inspection segment.
I am in favor of it
Correction: grips don't operate spotlights, electricians do that. (sorry.)
@@scbret If a person can’t post a correction here, where can you? I would expect nothing less!
C’mon, Seth; we’re just jackals. If you cut us, do we not bleed? If you mock us, do we not cry? And if you make one tiny misstep while speaking, do we not jump on that like…hyenas? No, wolverines. Wait, no, it’ll come to me.
Jabberwockies? 😉🐾 No, that's not it either...
Gremlins?!
A duck?
@@rabbit251small rocks
Elon Musks? He is known for his jumping.
I love both iterations of the ferret circus. Ellen clearly has talent up and out the wazoo!
All through the wazoo!
Who needs In-and-Out Burger when you have Up-and-Out Wazoo?!
@JamesKennedy33 I think at Up-And-Out-The-Wazoo, if you order a "Wild Style," you receive a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with mayo, a bag of Funions, a Diet Mr. Pib, and one piece of antique furniture, with a complimentary container of varnish
@@JamesKennedy33you might even get up and put the wazoo from eating in and out burger
The subtitles showing "Theme from Gladiator" as the curtains rose on the ferret circus was perfection.
Seth, when the darkest times arise, you find the best thing to bring us light. Genuine laughter. Thank you!
No ferrets were harmed in this episode of Corrections. The guy carrying the box of cocaine, on the other hand, is still being treated for ferret bites.
As a Broadway Jackal, I much appreciated the shoutout.
As an Opera Jackal, I have to point out that it seems like a missed opportunity to do a Correction about Pagliacci and then not soundtrack the ferret circus with a selection from that opera. Sure, the famous aria "Vesti la giubba" might be a bit too slow and dark for what you're going for (although could be pretty funny), but that still leaves the rest of the opera to choose from.
Love you, Seth!
Whatever
I grew up with opera parents so I appreciate all of this. And I'd say we need to see those ferrets singing opera but haven't those poor things been through enough already?😂
I dont know anything about operas, but i feel like the pagliacci reference should have had something to do with "But sir, i AM Pagliacci", thats easily the best known pagliacci, no?
I learned how to pronounce Pagliacci from "Tears of a Clown," like a regular American. 😄
You think the Corrections’ budget has Pagliacci royalty money?! They spent the whole month’s budget on the stuffed ferrets as it was!
I cannot express how much joy I got from the Ferret Brothers' Flying Circus
What's he gonna follow this with? Can't possibly do a new circus every weeks.
@@judylevitt4555 Probably fall back to celebrity baby teeth.
The first one was the "Ketamine Ferret Circus," and the second one was the "Cocaine Brothers Ferret Circus."
@@johnobrien2373 “Ketomine Brothers’ Flying Ferret Circus” and then “Cocaine Brothers’ Flying Ferret Circus”
❤ 🎪
Corrections is so unhinged and I am here for it. Every. Single. Week.
shoutout to whoever rigged the tiny ferret car going in circles. probably my favorite thing ever
Correction: Seth failed to acknowledge his egregious error in representing what was clearly a Tucker Carlson laugh as a Hilary Clinton laugh. The other jackals and I have met to discuss this and have agreed to continue to press this issue until it is properly addressed in Corrections (don't check though).
Regards,
JackalMD
Sent from my Venmo
I thought he was going for Tuckums too, and I'm not even a jackal. Just a member of the Proper Laugh Eminations And Sons Enterprise (or P.L.E.A.S.E. if you will). And thank you.
Totally agree. It was idiot Tucker's laugh
@@samwise6295"Idiot Tucker" is a pleonasm.
@@MarcKloos Fair comment and well said sir
I was waiting for this one too
“Here’s a list of hurtful comments”. 😂😂😂😂😂
I laughed several times throughout this week's corrections. So that's nice.
People ask if I'm a jackal... and I just show them my copy of The Thorn Birds I got at the thriftstore for $1.85.
I sleep in a human dog bed. Dunno if jackals would sleep in such a bed, but just go with it.
Please don't stop-I love corrections. At the end of the week we need silly things to make us laugh and you deliver-thank you
The commitment to the Ferret Circus bit 😄 I'm dying 🤣
I love how totally unhinged this has become.
Has beecome?
More like, always was! :D
It's the same
This is exactly why I watch. Unhinged absurdity that perfectly mirrors our current reality
@@brothajohncounterpoint: FUN unhinged absurdity is glorious! Legislated unhinged absurdity TERRIFYING! There is a difference, no matter how parallel they may seem.
You merely adopted Corrections. I was born into it, molded by it. I didn't see A Closer Look until I was a man.
Amber: "WHAT!"
Seth: "Back in my day..."
Lutz: "Leave him alone!"
Amber: "...what?"
Lutz: "LEAVE HIM ALONE."
Correction: The day of the jackal actually takes place over multiple days and should thus be called the DAYS of the jackal
@@zonian1966Gold
Tell it to Eddie Redmayne.
'Mom's on the blender' because her and dad are trying to mix it up
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Spoken like a true Dad. 😂
Baze? 😂
Beautiful! 😂
If Mom and Dad really want to mix it up, instead of a blender, get on Grinder.
I have been watching this long enough to really miss the jackal knitters. I guess that was pandemic stuff, but it made me feel so connected. Also, your snark remains awesome as always. Thanks
I'm just sitting here super disappointed in myself for thinking I didn't have any skill worth sharing, thinking I had nothing I could make to send in that would be appreciated by the crew or host.
I was doing cross stich 40 years ago, making my own designs, and still can. Harumph. Why didn't I think of that.
Oh well.
But I do have a new idea.
I miss seeing all the amazing things people sent in too (knitting included). I wonder if people-jackals have less time lately to devote to such things.
The Googly Eye Ferret Circus ™ needs to be the regular closing segment every week.
I love nothing more than having that circus music playing in my head for days after I hear it. It drowns out the actual ferrets running around in my brain.
The ferrets are amazing, this is truly high art.
The googly eyes broke me in a way I couldn’t prepare for 😂
Gimme the googs!
@dougborntrager2418 nice callback. 👏👏👏
As soon as I saw the eyes I said "He got the googs!"
I just went back and watched A Closer Look on mute, no notes.
I did too, but I still had a few corrections to make.
Was it funnier?
i didnt like seths new haircut. short hair looks awful.
@@DompnIt's not like it won't go back
Turn on the CC
in the novel "Day of the Jackal", Forsythe takes great pains to describe how 'explosive' bullets work (spoiler: they dont actually contain explosives) but in the 1973 film, the 'explosive' bullets are only mentioned in passing - this has caused a lot of comments on the IMDB page by people who havent read the novel, speculating about what type of explosive the bullets contain - READ THE DAMN BOOK.
"Big guy, strong guy..." broke me. Well played! 😆
Correction: Seth has more acting credits on IMDB than Daniel Day Lewis. Hes not low on quantity, only quality.
Be nice to Seth. He has a lot to contend with.
Correction to a correction: saying no ferrets were harmed this episode of corrections would not imply that ferrets were harmed on a previous episode(s) of corrections. That would be like if someone saying that the fact corrections did not win an Emmy this year means that it must have won an Emmy in previous years, which would be ridiculous.
Can you even imagine??? Seth getting an Emmy for this!
@@Omni0404Yes. Yes I can.
This is a correct correction correction. Some corrections are just so dumb. Like the guy who thought "Ya Burnt" was about physical fire.
Ouch
You're correct. But rubbing in the Emmy ROBBERY is uncalled for 😃💙🐾🐾
Seth, you are spoiling us. We're jackals! Not only do we not deserve the joy that this episode brings, our bodies are not physically capable of surviving the wonder and merriment caused by multiple ferret circuses.
Circuses? Circusii?
The craftsmanship of the ferret circus really deserves a webby award.
When goofy, sassy Seth shows up for Corrections, those are always the best ones
Agree!!
8:02 Niiice! Seth acknowledged my ‘Entry of the Gladiators’ comment! Happy Birthday to me! 🥳🎂🎉🎁
Aw, Happy Birthday! I hope it's a great one, and that the surprise party that Bird Bane and Mac Tonight are throwing for you is a lot of fun. And congrats on getting Seth to spend upwards of $19 of his own money for permission to use that Gladiator clip.
Congratulations, jackal!! And happy bday 🥳🐾
Congrats fellow jackal@
Happy Birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉 and congratulations!
Happy Birthday, ya filthy animal. 🐐
Seth i really want to explain how important this segment is, but words dont do it justice. This serves as a bastion to me that words matter, how you say them matter, and its okay to correct yourself. THANK YOU!!😊
This corrections is the first time I have laughed since the election. Thanks.
That impression alone was worth the upvote to this video. A+
The ferrets are my new favorite bit. I love them so much, please keep going
Ferret Circus ought to be a recurring feature. There's something so wholesome about it.
You think pretending that fake ferrets are being drugged and exploited in a fake circus is wholesome entertainment?!? You monster! Not a Frankenstein's monster, but a Chappie's Monster!😱
🙂
I just don't know if the ferrets can handle going back and forth between ket and coke that often. Can we get a vet to weigh in?
I totally forgot the ferrets were abusing illicit substances on both these first new episodes of "The LNSM Ferret Circus." ❤😂🎉🎪
@@zonian1966 We should vote, but I already know the "winner" will be Scollins.
As a Broadway fan, the parody of Eddie Redmayne's Emcee in Cabaret had me in stitches. But since you, Seth, said to Kristin Chenoweth's face on multiple occasions that you don't like musicals (see, I'm watching the show!), I was surprised to see it. 😂 Was it in a documentary?
The ferret circus is a delightful bit... On a completely unrelated note, I've just remembered I need to pick up some new toys for my dogs.
Why would you tell Kristin Chenoweth on multiple occasions that Seth doesn't like musicals?
@@AisuruMirai Kristin needed to know the truth, even if it ended with a fist fight.
@@AisuruMirai ah, my grammar may have been unclear. I will update it.
@@Tomorrow_lauren I can seldom resist the urge to make a joke of such syntactical errors. _Dangling modifier_ = low-hanging fruit
I once saw someone commenting about Stormy Daniels, and she wrote, "As a porn star, I..." My reply was something like this:
[interior classroom]
Mrs. [commenter's name]: (walks up behind seated student) "I don't like the dangle of your modifier, Mark. Let me help you with that..."
Aw, I knew those ferrets were gonna be stars! Good job, Ellen. Good-bye, Ben - but you never should have screwed up that "Space: ya burnt!" thing.
On the one hand, I'm lukewarm about the Ferret Circus. But then I remembered that this is basically replacing Celebrity Baby Teeth, so...Those ferrets are just adorable!
OMG YOU QUOTED ME! 😂😂😂
Also... CORRECTION: I'm not grumpy, just shouting excitedly because I'm a recovering talented and gifted kid. 😂
Man, you're the guy?
The one who he portrayed as GRUMPY
Over here 10:40
@@L_M_V Yes, also a woman.
I make sure to watch all the news and the closer looks just so that I won’t miss a reference in the corrections 😅 Love it all!!
My favorite thing from the Pepsi Ferret Circus is the googs. Thanks, Ellen. And thanks, Pepperidge Farm, for remembering.
"tears pouring down his face" is prob my favorite line from this show.
Too bad he didn't use "Sir" for a start to the message
Closely followed by Lady G's Meemaw.
Thank you Seth and staff. Thank you for the laughs and smiles. Keep it up please. 😊❤😂
Seth’s Miller is gold. Gold!
I have so much respect for Seth's repeated correct pronunciation of "peristalsis," I have struggled with it for a year, it is a stunt unto itself
Almost as impressive as how well he pronounced "hwee gahnay brahway jackals hinah nanigh?"
It’s been a rough week. Thanks for the laughs.
I was scared of the ferrets at first, but then I saw their googly eyes and realized they weren't so spooky.
As someone who used to watch Dennis Miller Live all the dang time as a wee kid, it's kind of sad seeing what he's like today.
Your impression of him helped a lot in that regard. Thanks for that!
Omg I love these Ferrets~. We must name them! I hope Ellen finds a way to make them animatronic!!
"the ferrets got into the cocaine" is peak keaton Beetlejuice, impression camp is still paying off!
Special thanks to Don Jr as 'Ferret # 4'.
I don't even get it but it's funny
@@judylevitt4555 Coke is DJTj's mood enhancer of choice. And he looks like a ferret too, so there's that.
@@sherinameless1618 please don't insult the ferrets comparing them to DJT Jr.
@@NewMessage Ferrets on drugs have a higher IQ than Don, Jr. does sober. If there is such a thing as "Don, Jr. sober."
I thought one of the ferrets was Matt Gaetz, but there's no way they'd have a predatory weasel on the show.
it is actually also "up the wazoo". that's how my mom says it, and she's a 70+ yr old from the Midwest, so I believe her.
Sounds like one of those regional things, like Soda vs Pop vs "call everything 'a Coke' and watch the world burn"
Word. It's all about context. Out the wazoo is sometimes positive but generally neutral, and up the wazoo is usually negative. Sometimes it's up/out the ying-yang instead of the wazoo. It's situational.
My mom always said up the Wazoo too and she’s from Buffalo, NY
i've never heard out the wazoo. california.
sounds like the term anymore. i've always heard it as a negative/loss. i don't anymore. but people ise it as a positive/gain. im just gunu do that anymore.
" Fell for it harder than Saigon in '75 " *SAVAGE*
Broadway Jackals doing silent jazz hands at the Cabaret reference. :D
Starting the campaign for Seth as the emcee in Cabaret on broadway right now
Well, Adam Lambert will be vacating the position sometime in March. Someone asked him in an interview pretty recently who he thought should be his replacement. He stopped and briefly mused, saying he wouldn’t answer yet because he wanted to give a responsible answer. So, Seth ?😂🎉
Corrections is my weekly dose of happiness. Thank you Doc Meyers for this fantastic script. Also, please have an additional Ferret 🎪 show.
Just when I think I can't love Corrections any more than I already do! Each week tops the previous one, thank you!
8:02 - I absolutely Love that tune: “Entry of the Gladiators” by Julius Fucik (his real name). Makes me laugh every time I hear it.
🎶”Jackal of the house,
Doling out the snark
Ready with pedantry and a captious smarm.”🎶
I name thee King of the Broadway Jackals
We better get a 'Ferret Yule Log' video this Xmas.
Beautiful 💡 idea! ❤
YES! PLEASE!!
Ferret Festivus.
“Ferret Yule Log” feels like it might necessitate the need for at least one stunt ferret
@@NewMessage 🎶 Ferrets roasting on an open fire,
Weasels exploding in your hair.
Hamsters on crack, powering all of Late Night,
Animal Flubs everywhere.🎶
This show is the best thing late night tv has ever produced
Well, those ferrets certainly aren't no animal flubs, but it kicks the hell out of celebrity baby teeth.
Yes! But anything would kick the hell out of celebrity baby teeth. Uck to that bit.
Don't kick the baby!
Sorry, you just made me recall a very dated South Park bit.
I’d argue those ferrets are definitely animal flubs actually
You best keep celebrity baby teeth out yo’ mouth!
You best keep celebrity baby teeth out yo’ mouth!
The only reason I watch the monologue/closer looks is to understand the corrections ❤️
🙆🗣️One for my Broadway JACKALS!! Amazing but also turning this down before the neighbors think I’m crazy… 😂😭
I completely understand the feeling of wanting to stop watching the news. The day after the election I turned that frustration into action, signed up with my local preferred branch of government to volunteer. It was all I could do to stay sane. And that is the best I can recommend to anyone else. Just get active.
Why is this the highlight of my week
Because you have been assimilated. Resistance is futile.
Because grammar and facts are hard, and drinking with Seth is fun
Correction: that bowl didn't sing. It rapped.
It can be a fine line. You could say that Fat Tony didn't sing to the Feds, he ratted.
the sheer volume of callbacks from last week's corrections shows a lot of love Does go into these segments (the guacamole sound bowl)
I just love Corrections. Tears streaming down my face.
Did I just hallucinate stuffed Ferrets zinging around a circus set? First celebrity baby teeth and now the ferrets, it’s like watching existential theater.
"Entry of the Gladiators" is a badass piece of music when used in its proper context, a military march. It was being used ironically when they started using it for circus/clown shows. But it's been so long now that "clowns" is the first thing people think of when hearing that song. Correction.
To add on to that, it's actually more apropos to use it for the circus, since gladiators were historically used for entertainment purposes. The Colosseum was really just a weirdly shaped Big Top Tent!
@@Kovacs343 Unrelated, but I wonder if a colostomy themed gladiator match would take place at a Colossteum
Tell Chappy I said hi but more importantly you can get burnt from cold as well.
Remember when that kid got his tongue stuck to a lamp post? It’s true I was there.
Especially how Kenny does them. He's getting a tattoo, not you.
I love corrections. Started at episode 1. Now I'm just sad i have to wait for the new ones! Also, my fave late night used to be kimmel, but now it's Seth all the way!!
I swear to all that is unholy, corrections is my favorite thing on the internet. It is so unhinged and raw, I just love it!! Jackal for life!! 😅