I was so deep in depression, I was looking at bridges downtown to maybe throw myself off off. Then I heard this song. Now I have a reason to live. Thank you, Steel Panther!
Bud im happy u found a reason but everyone has a reason to live like the hours ur momma sufferd through to get u born into this world as fucked up as it may be
This is actually a solid track. The simplistic guitar riffs and vocals, they are all spot on formula for a Billboard top 40 hit. Just have a 13 year old girl write different lyrics and it could be a Motley Cruë B-side from 1986. Ahh....back when Glam Rock ruled the charts and the ladies lined up to, um, "pet the snake."
these guys are freaking geniuses ,good vocals ,good music ,and as much as their lyrics sounds "stupid " they are actually amazing + guys mostly can relate to it easly
Man this band is just epic. Yes it is glam metal band but it doesn't matter. It's very hard to play it on guitar on drumms and on bass guitar too and Michael Star's vocals are awesome sooo yes they're pretty good.
Bjorg Andersson oh it is? where are your sold out stadiums then yeah it real easy to be funny. that's why every joke lands always. did you hear the one about Jesus and the priest in ass less chaps⛧⛧⛧
Steel Panther is so friggin' talented. Even if you took the comedy element completely out of the equation, the songs--even just purely in terms of music--are legitimately great metal/rock songs!
Lyrics: Woah Let's go Listen up Last week me and Satchel were at the San Diego show We were on our cougar hunt and I ended up with you Dragged you to a dirty cage and threw you to the ground I felt the sting down on my thing and I heard a hissing sound A six foot rattlesnake just bit me right below the belt Get on your knees and help me please 'cause it won't suck itself Time to use your mouth (Just get that venom out) You can't spit it out (right now you'll choke it out) I need you to be with us I can feel the swelling getting worse 'Cause it won't suck itself No it won't We did a show in Panama all through the fucking night Rocked it out like Aerosmith from back in '85 I took this chick to the dressing room, just got the candles lit I didn't see it crawl on me and that's when I got bit A pissed off scorpion just bit me right below the belt I'm down and out, I need some help 'cause it won't suck itself Time to use your mouth (just get that venom out) You can't spit it out (right now you'll choke it up) Holy shit, it's getting worse I don't want to wind up in a hearse But it won't suck itself Time to use your mouth (just get that venom out) You can't spit it out (right now you'll choke it out) I need you to be with us I can feel the swelling getting worse 'Cause it won't suck itself It won't suck itself It won't suck itself Alright Baby I feel so good, yeah woo unh
***** Like everything, it's all in the delivery. Say it with humor, or put on your best Barry White voice, and you might get positive results. Bark out a demand like you're dying of thirst, well, enjoy the welt on your cheek. Whatever you do, never say never ;-)
@@ChickenatorJr it is?? Damnnn lolol. I didnt know this. Thats why steelpanthers guitarist was saying what a great solo “he” had played lol.. sigh sometimes the kidding goes straight over my head.
Satchel is both technical and tasteful and Mike has a great voice. I wish they would bag the parody schtick and write some real lyrics. IMO, this music desrves that.
@Andre Vaz There's no essential need to sync vocal with music but, at least, there should be sync between music and scenes. Something like these watch?v=OiRRmFuHi1Y (even without transition)
True but Chad's voice generally isn't the main problem people who hate Nickelback have with them, rather it's the absolutely generic, corporate driven songwriting.
I am so exceedingly glad that these guys exist.
ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I'm even more glad that I "get" them!
They are necessary
Chad Kroger has such a good voice, I love Steel Panther and when they get guests to sing with them. Really makes things come together
Man, i've been looking for info who is a second singer in this piece for so fkn long. Thank you
I thought that was him! New favourite song time
I was so deep in depression, I was looking at bridges downtown to maybe throw myself off off. Then I heard this song. Now I have a reason to live. Thank you, Steel Panther!
Bud im happy u found a reason but everyone has a reason to live like the hours ur momma sufferd through to get u born into this world as fucked up as it may be
This song actually got me blown this morning! THANK YOU STEEL PANTHER!!!!!
😂 nice!!!
by your boyfriend
@@like-icecream Jelly, eh ? ^^
Muharrharr
Rock is not only a form of Music. Its a way of life
so they don't just rock hard but are rock hard too ?
Rouwiinator That has to be the best pun ever invented. Well done, sir. xD
*Metal sir
you either live it or you don't
your a douhce
This is one of their best songs. This guitar riff kicks ass.
This is actually a solid track. The simplistic guitar riffs and vocals, they are all spot on formula for a Billboard top 40 hit. Just have a 13 year old girl write different lyrics and it could be a Motley Cruë B-side from 1986. Ahh....back when Glam Rock ruled the charts and the ladies lined up to, um, "pet the snake."
Why doesn't anyone say anything about the drummer?He's a beast!
There are things that don't have to be said, everyone just knows...
cause then Stix will get all the chicks, and that can't happen
People often complain these guys are vulgar but if you listen to the lyrics it's a really beautiful message they are putting across.
Saw them last night in Birmingham UK. Hilarious and musically awesome in equal measures. Go see them play live if you haven't already.
these guys are freaking geniuses ,good vocals ,good music ,and as much as their lyrics sounds "stupid " they are actually amazing + guys mostly can relate to it easly
Every man has said this once in their lifetime hahaha
yep, my boy nuno bettencourt did the solo on this one. thats why its so good. that frickin scratchy attacky tone. fabulous!!
I came to see this because of that.
the NAME of the song made me spit my coffee... loved the song too !
Funny how Steel Panther a parody band is better then alot of "real" bands out today
Man this band is just epic. Yes it is glam metal band but it doesn't matter. It's very hard to play it on guitar on drumms and on bass guitar too and Michael Star's vocals are awesome sooo yes they're pretty good.
They said themselves they aren't a Parody band dude
They are a comedic glam band, not a parody band.
Stop the presses
Bjorg Andersson oh it is? where are your sold out stadiums then yeah it real easy to be funny. that's why every joke lands always. did you hear the one about Jesus and the priest in ass less chaps⛧⛧⛧
Steel Panther is so friggin' talented. Even if you took the comedy element completely out of the equation, the songs--even just purely in terms of music--are legitimately great metal/rock songs!
For a comedic act , these dudes are a dam fine little rock band. Whether you like glam rock or not.
It's so awesome that instead of degrading women, like modern music does. This piece of music has a proper medical guidance in it.
Just brilliant! Perfect mix of seriously good Rock n' Humour superbly played with perfect showmanship & Tongue in cheekiness!
Greatest band in the world.
This riff is amazing!!!
even if you ignore the comedy show.... damn these guys know how to put it together.... they are brilliant!
These guys are great! It was my friends birthday and we were partyin hard. Found this band had it cranked up and shit broke out into mosh pit..
steel panther fucking rocks..
who els would sing a song titled it won't suck itself
totaly badass
Gotta love Chad. Have always loved his voice. The man likes his women too!
Don't know what this is,not listening. Just clicked because he is Fabulously Beautiful. FABULOUSLY
The band that brings metal.back to the world
They make great music!!! I just became a new fan
I find your body of work hurting my face ... Thank you...Dose anyone read this..? Message me ladies.. G
The 80s will never die. They were too awesome.
These guys are so good I didnt realize they were a parody band at first ...lol
I love steel panther so much
Satchel, the artist formerly known as Russ Parish. Guitarist is Rob Halfords band Fight 🤘😈🤘
It's actually hilarious when feminists complain about Steel Panther. So hilarious. Hilarious
Well I defend feminist's values. But I think this is hilarious. So was Matt Taylor shirt.
Clara C Suck me.
medronhos22 Correct answer.
@@thejafa5181 that's Clara G dawg
I’m a woman and I find it funny.
Pls bring it back to spotify, it was my top 1 song of the year and i need it for studying, pls
i saw them a few years ago in germany, i never had so much fun at a show. :D
They sing songs 'bout life man!
I hate that i LOVE THIS
I remember finding this in spotify a couple years ago and just wondered "what the hell was that i kinda like it"
Spitters are quitters
Zack Garner creampies is where its at. LMAO
Six foot rattle snake just bit me right below the belt I'm gonna make that excuse alot
Your moms a quitter... :(
@@tempo529 She wasn't with me-went back for 3rd helpings.....
I love these guys
amazing band thank God Steel Panther exists in the world of mediocre music
i heard about these guys, and thought i would check up on this bull shit, but i fucking enjoy this haha!
parody or joke they fuckin rock and im goin to see them next year in Graz
next week I finally get to see them cant fucking wait!
They are a real band. Thanks
This song is awesomeeee
Lyrics:
Woah
Let's go
Listen up
Last week me and Satchel were at the San Diego show
We were on our cougar hunt and I ended up with you
Dragged you to a dirty cage and threw you to the ground
I felt the sting down on my thing and I heard a hissing sound
A six foot rattlesnake just bit me right below the belt
Get on your knees and help me please 'cause it won't suck itself
Time to use your mouth (Just get that venom out)
You can't spit it out (right now you'll choke it out)
I need you to be with us
I can feel the swelling getting worse
'Cause it won't suck itself
No it won't
We did a show in Panama all through the fucking night
Rocked it out like Aerosmith from back in '85
I took this chick to the dressing room, just got the candles lit
I didn't see it crawl on me and that's when I got bit
A pissed off scorpion just bit me right below the belt
I'm down and out, I need some help 'cause it won't suck itself
Time to use your mouth (just get that venom out)
You can't spit it out (right now you'll choke it up)
Holy shit, it's getting worse
I don't want to wind up in a hearse
But it won't suck itself
Time to use your mouth (just get that venom out)
You can't spit it out (right now you'll choke it out)
I need you to be with us
I can feel the swelling getting worse
'Cause it won't suck itself
It won't suck itself
It won't suck itself
Alright
Baby I feel so good, yeah woo unh
Love steel panther 🤘🤘🤘🤘
SUPER AWESOME
steel panther making music great again
"it won't suck itself" I'll have to say that to a girl sometime to see if it works...
May the Force be with you ;)
IT WONT
Probably won't work. But if it does, she'll know what she's doing.
When you're a rock god like these guys, it probably will XD
***** Like everything, it's all in the delivery. Say it with humor, or put on your best Barry White voice, and you might get positive results. Bark out a demand like you're dying of thirst, well, enjoy the welt on your cheek. Whatever you do, never say never ;-)
That solo was sick.. reminds me of nuno bettencourt
Is this a joke? Because it was Nuno haha
ITS NUNO
@@ChickenatorJr it is?? Damnnn lolol. I didnt know this. Thats why steelpanthers guitarist was saying what a great solo “he” had played lol.. sigh sometimes the kidding goes straight over my head.
@@realguitarshredder satchel is the funniest ahah
if chad kroeger sounded like that all the time,. nickelback would be such a better band :)
Inuendo Motionless listen to nickelback animals ahah, pretty damn awesome and different from most of their songs
im pretty sure iv heard it lol, theres just something about his voice that sounds so much better with 80's glam metal :P
But... he does sound like that alot of the time. Have you actually listened to their albums? I recommend you listen to Dark Horse and Here and Now.
You can do whatever you want to make Chad Kroeger sound better, but at the end of the day Nickelback is still utter shit.
The only thing you can do to this Kroger character to make him sound better, is to tell him to shut up.
Can confirm, song is much better at full volume.
This song remind me of Addicted To That Rush - Mr.Big. ...I like it
Satchel is both technical and tasteful and Mike has a great voice. I wish they would bag the parody schtick and write some real lyrics. IMO, this music desrves that.
Main riff sounds like Addicted to that Rush
they tend to do that. It's a parody band.
Fuck yeah Mr. Big!!!!!!!!
Why have i just heard of these guys this week in the UK? hurry up and come back to the UK to put on a show!
1:49 Nuno Bettencourt.
Satchel is quite awesome but Nuno is a God. A little Chad Kroeger mixed in there also..
Nuno is the fucking MAN
Now this is how Chad Kroger should sing in the latest nickel back album
Those guys are awfully funny
It wont sync itself (because the video footage doesn't match the audio)
they do that sometimes alot of bands do
you guys do realize this is fan made right?
@Andre Vaz There's no essential need to sync vocal with music but, at least, there should be sync between music and scenes.
Something like these watch?v=OiRRmFuHi1Y (even without transition)
Who gives a shit it's steel fucking panther
MultiPoseur you don’t belong here bro,
🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘 STEEL PANTHER 2021 ANYONE ?? 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘
Saw the opening show in Corbin,Ky. 2021.
That is a valid argument.
If only we could have a collaboration with Wheeler Walker Jr.
This isn't a parody band. Having funny lyrics doesn't mean anything. This is a seriously good, musically literate group
The Chad was here.
If only Steel Panther was more mainstream.
Had a back stage pass to this show and got tea bagged by Lexi Fox in the dressing room. Still.got the stain on my Steel Panther shirt. Good times!
This song is why I will never hate on Chad Kroegger of Nickelback.
I didn't even realize that was him at first, but now that I listen closely, I can hear when he's there xD
Steel panther for the win
These are true poets...
Master song writers!
im in love with satchel
I like that they kept all their real names.... ;)
Who started singing at around 1:12? Not a fan of the other singer, but that 1:12 guy was pretty good2
Nickleback bro
Tayes Woodham REALLY!? lol how did I not recognize it. I love his voice but I don't like his songs very much.
exactly what danny from game grumps said XD
Tayes Woodham That's why I came here. XD
FurFox1TeakH grump bump
These guys are the greatest thing since Skrapp Mettal. 🤘🤘🤘
epic riffs - just epic
Amazing solo
Awesome baby ❤you your guys ❤🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 2:38
Asian girls pulling the rickshaw, chef's kisss!!!!MUUUUUUAAAAHHHH
Wedding song. For sure.
This song is so deep.
Balls deep. 😂
awesome riffage by Satchel!!!!
Chad. Fucking. Kroeger. Fuckin' a 10/10
the glamiest glam band
With Steel Panther even Chad Kroeger can sound awesome
step one dress like it's the 80's, step two sing about what 80's hair bands did. step three greatest band ever.
It took me 45 seconds to type this message. I cant stop laughing about the title.
I can feel some paul gilbert vibes.. sick guitars satchel!
The height of post middle age hair metal narcissism. In a good way.
It's just fun watching them..
Okay, now that's Funny!
Does anyone have source of clip from 0:18? It seems,like it was removed and I'm looking everywhere, but can't find it. Anyone?
Words to live by
whos singing at 1:15? it sounds like the singer from that band nobdy likes nickleback
Yeah, it is him..
i dont mind a few nickelback songs, tbh they are pretty good but i dont listen to them on a regular basis either
For all the crap he gets he's actually got a really nice voice
Tom'sFruitStand ye exactly i dont see why people hate nickelback i like em tbh
True but Chad's voice generally isn't the main problem people who hate Nickelback have with them, rather it's the absolutely generic, corporate driven songwriting.
Killing it
Genius
I know my comment is exactly 7 years late, but can anyone please tell me what/where was that interview at 2:00? 🙏
best song Chad Kroger has sang on.
Word!
damn Nuno Bettencourt is badass!