It took me some time to find about the artist (Hidle Brown Barnum) and I couldn't find lyrics, so here is a try: (I'm not a native speaker so there are some words I didn't get, (?) = I'm not sure about the word and [?] = I have no idea about the word) Out in the West L.A. town of Azusa There is a café that I like a lot I like it because they serve mostly pizza And like it because of the waitress they got (?) Her name is Leena but I call her Spatty (?) 'Cos she spills spaghetti all over her dress And I know that Leena she really does love me 'Cos she always calls me her favorite guest (?) One day I was sitting there eating my pizza I really enjoy it and I like it with cheese When in walked the fella who looked awful sneaky He grabbed whole of Leena and gave her a squeeze I got so mad that I started to [?] I challenged him to a fight I said he was "[?] than that [?] big fella (?)" He knocked out two teeth with a beautiful [?] I was wrong... I found out he was heavy weight champ of the navy His [?] were [?] all over my chin I called to Leena to come please and help me She hit my hip with the pizza [?] I got on my knees and I started crawling Crawling right straight for the door He tried to kick me and slipped on some pizza And knocked himself out as his head hit the floor Then [?] Leena... She stood there [?] stopping and yelling and screaming Her voice was real piercing man that [?] [?] [?] The police came in and then dear (?) Leena told him "That jerk hit my husband so throw him in jail!" I got thirty days for assault and [?] At least I think that is was what the judge said Now there's no more Leena and there's no more pizza I eat at a Chinese café instead.
1st verse - correct 2nd verse - Spotty not Spatty pest not guest 3rd verse - correct 4th verse - started to holler I said he was yeller (a coward) then that great big fella He knocked out two teeth with a beautiful right (hook) 5th verse - his fists were tattooing all over my chin She hit my hip with the pizza pie tin 6th verse - old Leena 7th verse - stood there a-stomping that chick could wail Last verse - assault and battery Considering English isn't your first language, I'm impressed with how much you got right! Bravo‼️🤠👌
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this man was ahead of his time if he was born today hed have been the biggest meme lord
This gets stuck in my head every now and then. Pure classic!
Love it!
I was today years old when I first heard this song. Love it!
I'm always up for pizza 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕
Mind blowing 🤯
It took me some time to find about the artist (Hidle Brown Barnum) and I couldn't find lyrics, so here is a try: (I'm not a native speaker so there are some words I didn't get, (?) = I'm not sure about the word and [?] = I have no idea about the word)
Out in the West L.A. town of Azusa
There is a café that I like a lot
I like it because they serve mostly pizza
And like it because of the waitress they got (?)
Her name is Leena but I call her Spatty (?)
'Cos she spills spaghetti all over her dress
And I know that Leena she really does love me
'Cos she always calls me her favorite guest (?)
One day I was sitting there eating my pizza
I really enjoy it and I like it with cheese
When in walked the fella who looked awful sneaky
He grabbed whole of Leena and gave her a squeeze
I got so mad that I started to [?]
I challenged him to a fight
I said he was "[?] than that [?] big fella (?)"
He knocked out two teeth with a beautiful [?]
I was wrong...
I found out he was heavy weight champ of the navy
His [?] were [?] all over my chin
I called to Leena to come please and help me
She hit my hip with the pizza [?]
I got on my knees and I started crawling
Crawling right straight for the door
He tried to kick me and slipped on some pizza
And knocked himself out as his head hit the floor
Then [?] Leena...
She stood there [?] stopping and yelling and screaming
Her voice was real piercing man that [?] [?] [?]
The police came in and then dear (?) Leena told him
"That jerk hit my husband so throw him in jail!"
I got thirty days for assault and [?]
At least I think that is was what the judge said
Now there's no more Leena and there's no more pizza
I eat at a Chinese café instead.
I think it wasn’t guest I think he said pest
1st verse - correct
2nd verse - Spotty not Spatty
pest not guest
3rd verse - correct
4th verse - started to holler
I said he was yeller (a coward) then that great big fella
He knocked out two teeth with a beautiful right (hook)
5th verse - his fists were tattooing all over my chin
She hit my hip with the pizza pie tin
6th verse - old Leena
7th verse - stood there a-stomping
that chick could wail
Last verse - assault and battery
Considering English isn't your first language, I'm impressed with how much you got right!
Bravo‼️🤠👌
@@319metresMW Thank you!
Brilliant spoof. Thanks for posting
A spoof on El Paso by Marty Robbins.
Funny! Well done! 🙂
Weird Al's lost cousin
OMG this is neat never heard this one before