@@dertythegrower Do not forget the gout flaring up, the illness that all the christmas meat and fast food had no influence on until he needed money again 😆
It's always the same shit: Shill a gamepass game "Khet is playing" in order to spend 0 dollars and have something to do in the upcoming weeks, buying ungodly ammount of "pet supplies" for a single mid-sized cat, going to the dump/grocery shopping and watching whatever the fck HBO Max standard is offering on the frontpage.
Imagine if Kat left DSP, took accountability for her past mistakes, got in shape , found a new love, made new friends, generally changed for the better, restarted her career as a streamer and ended up becoming far more successful at it then DSP. That would be arc that I'd love to see. Can you imagine the salt from Phil ? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
If Kat started her own stream it would blow his out of the water people would shower her with money just because she left Phil and to spite him not to mention if she talked about what it was like to live with this pig behind the scenes she'd have a ton of viewers never have to worry about money ever again
My personal theory is that Phil buys Apple Gift Cards at PetSmart in a feeble attempt to hide some of his Champions spending. According to the bank leaks Phil regularly spends two hundred dollars every couple of weeks on groceries. This is on top of the almost daily orders from DoorDash. We also know that Phil likes to grind up unused food in his "waste disposal unit". So who knows what the hell is going on in that house. It's probably even more outlandish than we can imagine.
Yeah i have a k9 and get a huge 40lb bag that lasts a month or so... i also delivered cat food and wine during the plandemic to older ladies and they order 1 time a month
"You WIN THE GAME BY ILLEGALLY CROSSING A BORDER" he said incredulously. What an evil crime. I mean in most games you just gun people down, or stab people to death, but that's fine.~
Similar to Elon's dumb take about not playing GTA because you can shot police. Even though he plays other games where you kill all sort of people. But piggy's brain is truly an enigma
He moved to seattle.. the most w0keyist area besides san fran and new york city... and then complains about how seattle gaming companies and microsoft and nintendo is liberal.... what a real slow person he is.
If they were conservative, he'd complain about that because he's a whinging bitch. If life begins to go too well for him, then he loses his hard luck story requiring him to beg for funding.
Reminds me of a couple of youtubers I follow they live in California and complain there's too many liberals around them like just move u have the money
With the amount of “appointments” this dork goes to you’d think they got a house full of sick kids. How in the world are they needing medical attention so often?
He makes such a big deal about this “day off” when he has 7 days off 365 days a year 💀💀💀 I don’t care if you’re entitled and want to live off money people donate, the fact is YOU ARE UNEMPLOYED
I love that these “day off” stories are always so pathetic. It’s never “we went to dinner with some friends” or “we had friends over to the house” it’s always some mundane regard activities lmao
0:30. Why would someone have to come to his house to pick up trash to begin with besides the weekly garbage truck ? What the heck is going on in that residence
He had someone pick up ten years of litter and trash just last week, which is what he is referring to. Allegedly there was even stuff from the previous house owner thrown out. And we all know DSP is a hoarder, he likely kept the packaging for everything he bought since he moved to Washington. Whoever had to collect that shit probably goggled at the sheer amount of it. There is good reason this "residence" is called a pig's den.
Aren't u aware? The former residents (a 17 year old) left oil stains and tools all over the floor in their garage because of the chop shop they had illegally set up there. It's the "Chop Shop Suey" branch of the Pigroach lore timeline. 😂😂😂 🐖⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️
Really proud of that 1/4 italian blood. WHERE DO YOU THINK THAT CAME FROM PHIL? Was ok for your ancestors to come to the US for a better life, but now it's a problem when other people want to do it.
he admit he gets stuff on discount from shops like Kohls 2nd hand retail shops... likely he saw it on discount but not in his size but he is delusional so..
Phil's day off? That's every day. Maybe it's a new reward for the dents? Reach Phil's donation goals and he'll reward you by taking the day off. Awesome!
i cannot believe a grown adult would play that all morning of christmas day, and not be depressed or trying to show phil a hidden signal he needs to clean up the house(ironically he did pay to have someone take his junk the last week after)
He is fence sitting a lot less now though. Even made a comment about making a red wave across the US recently (maybe fucking vote then you eejit). Seems openly right wing at this point. Especially with the virtue signalling LGBT slide in the slideshow that didn't match how he has acted in his entire history of bigotry on the internet
I know he has Boomer, Fox News minded takes but he does understand that there are more countries than the USA, right? That perhaps the French developers of Road 96 may have intended their fictional country to be more like North Korea or the USSR and not “Donald trump bad!”?
He has clearly always had these views but his kino boyfriends just gave him the courage to start a new grift. Got to get that "spicy" political take to make a TH-cam short that only gets 1k views
It's unbelievable how small Phil is mentally that he can only understand the message of something through the current situation in the US. "I don't get why you would make a game about trying to leave a country, that's the opposite problem we have here," as if that wasn't a clue that they're telling a story about, oh, I don't know... maybe some other country, in some other time?
Tinfoil hat theory here DSP is a masculine gay man change my mind -baldurs gate romantic choices -won't play stellar blade -loves sweaty JPEG -scat kinks -0 romantic vibe with kat -kat have NDA to pretend to be DSP wife -treat kat like a maid just to cook him dinner -no one see him kiss kat even once on/off screen -clinging to kino casino too hard gay men lives to vibes with gay men 😂😂😂😂
road 96 is about an authoritarian strong man, he's really thinking it has nothing to do with American politics. Does he know that other countries are like this? great game though
I wanteed to learn about his day off, what did he do on his 'Day off' other than explain a game his wife looked at, thats right, eat food from Doordash
Someone needs to inform the friends and family of the idiots who give him money about the con artist they are being targeted and exploited by. Seriously. I can't imagine anyone who cares about his dents and whales would not speak up if they found out they are supporting this shameless, entitled bum to the point he can live in a gated community condo and drop thousands on a mobile game. Nothing he does is worthy of praise, let alone monetary compensation. Hobos picking up cans on the highway work exponentially harder for what they have.
5:25 This condescending, smug reaction is just the worst. The guy literally watched 1 trailer and read the Synopsis on Wikipedia and is somehow bigging it up, and tearing it down at the same time. How about play the damn game instead of waffling.
This is annoying as I actually liked Road 96 so much I paid for the prequel. Don’t listen to his description, it doesn’t do it justice. Play it for yourself.
@Nintendo64pro Nah I'm not. I was talking about his running commentary while playing the game. Phil is surface level at best and just says what he thinks his current "friends" would think.
You really want to share the same views as a guy that doesn't go out, talk to anyone or have literally any happiness? I swear the political views of detractors are only slightly lower than the pigroach's in terms of value
_"Errands,"_ he says, _"Machoor adult,"_ he says... On the topic of the game, I think some indie devs need to piss off with "liberal politics" in games. Besides, does anyone really believe conservatives, Republicans or any them want to hurt, or oppress anyone? (They don't, by the way. It's in the name "conservative.")
Ah, yes, the segment where the guy who tells people they have no business in his private life tells people every little detail about his private life.
also tip, he has 2 big bills coming up guys and a bad Ack Back 😢
@@dertythegrower Do not forget the gout flaring up, the illness that all the christmas meat and fast food had no influence on until he needed money again 😆
@@doesntmatter5857 watch him retcon it this week
It's always the same shit: Shill a gamepass game "Khet is playing" in order to spend 0 dollars and have something to do in the upcoming weeks, buying ungodly ammount of "pet supplies" for a single mid-sized cat, going to the dump/grocery shopping and watching whatever the fck HBO Max standard is offering on the frontpage.
@@baldrkrueger3552 No spoilers! You ruin the season for the newcomers.
Imagine if Kat left DSP, took accountability for her past mistakes, got in shape , found a new love, made new friends, generally changed for the better, restarted her career as a streamer and ended up becoming far more successful at it then DSP. That would be arc that I'd love to see. Can you imagine the salt from Phil ? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Be amazing to bad she’s got no agency
If Kat started her own stream it would blow his out of the water people would shower her with money just because she left Phil and to spite him not to mention if she talked about what it was like to live with this pig behind the scenes she'd have a ton of viewers never have to worry about money ever again
simp
Even if Kat got in shape her face would still be hideous. Let’s stop pretending, unless you’re also hideous and can’t do better
She's been role playing as his mom for years. Probably needs an escape.
@@JerryD9000 👏🏼🤣
I don't think Kat has cut his hair as often as his Mom did
@ashleybrooke2087 🤣👏🏼
Khet smoking 2 packs of Kools per day now.
No cat eats as much as jasper, either dsp is lying or kat's eating the friskies shredded salmon
He needs the pet store as filler so as to claim that he got anything to do on his "day off".
Or he went to the pet store to buy something for his cat that is entirely extraneous since Phil is addicted to unnecessary spending.
My personal theory is that Phil buys Apple Gift Cards at PetSmart in a feeble attempt to hide some of his Champions spending. According to the bank leaks Phil regularly spends two hundred dollars every couple of weeks on groceries. This is on top of the almost daily orders from DoorDash. We also know that Phil likes to grind up unused food in his "waste disposal unit". So who knows what the hell is going on in that house. It's probably even more outlandish than we can imagine.
Dude I have an 85 pound dog and I get one chewy package every 6 weeks. Wtf is he buying weekly for Jasper?
RGBs
Yeah i have a k9 and get a huge 40lb bag that lasts a month or so... i also delivered cat food and wine during the plandemic to older ladies and they order 1 time a month
@@staceyfeatherston2120 RGB cat toys but the stupid, book-smart designers didn’t include instructions on how to insert batteries
@@TraderjoebeanNot street smart at all dood!
Hogans.
Phil played a game and says kat did. That was his day off.
The guy that door dashes every meal decides for some reason to go buy cat food in person every week instead of having it delivered
He has 1 cat and he has to go get pet supplies every week. I have 3 dogs and I go once a month. It doesn’t add up lol
I hope Khet plays Disco Elysium one day. I would be hilarious to see Phil try and understand and talk about the politics of that game lmao.
Snort twice of your in danger Kat.
That's not the sound horses make:P
@dynastes4938 that's how we'll know if she's in danger by making unusual noises
Going shopping isn't an appointment you regard tf xD
"You WIN THE GAME BY ILLEGALLY CROSSING A BORDER" he said incredulously. What an evil crime.
I mean in most games you just gun people down, or stab people to death, but that's fine.~
Similar to Elon's dumb take about not playing GTA because you can shot police. Even though he plays other games where you kill all sort of people. But piggy's brain is truly an enigma
Phil thinks freedom for everyone is bad ? Lol
Well he can't let his momwife escape the snortfort
That's most right sided people. They only want freedom for them not for the people they disagree with
@@Gary0418 no that’s actually the left
Just thinking about the smell of that house makes my skin crawl
Kat probably plays video games so much to try and avoid Phil just like she did on Christmas 😅
Honestly I don't blame her. I can't think of anything worse than being stuck with Philip IRL and having to tolerate him.
He tells us so much w/o realizing it. She's there for food, shelter, clothing.
He moved to seattle.. the most w0keyist area besides san fran and new york city... and then complains about how seattle gaming companies and microsoft and nintendo is liberal.... what a real slow person he is.
If they were conservative, he'd complain about that because he's a whinging bitch. If life begins to go too well for him, then he loses his hard luck story requiring him to beg for funding.
Reminds me of a couple of youtubers I follow they live in California and complain there's too many liberals around them like just move u have the money
Did he finally clean up Jasper's litter box?
What a miserable existence. Sitting on a couch and watching your maid play a video game.
DSP believes that granny sweater makes him look sleek & dapper.
Tbh nothing can make him look sleek or dapper
6:20 why am I not surprised that phil is dumb enough to think that being anti-dictator is "liberal politics"
Khet was ACKtually playing: Escape from Renton
His meaningful time with his wife is watching her play video games on his day ahff or grocery shopping lmao
With the amount of “appointments” this dork goes to you’d think they got a house full of sick kids. How in the world are they needing medical attention so often?
He makes such a big deal about this “day off” when he has 7 days off 365 days a year 💀💀💀 I don’t care if you’re entitled and want to live off money people donate, the fact is YOU ARE UNEMPLOYED
JFC he's so dense when he talks about politics.
So pigroach begs his dents for goals to eat fast food... on his day off he eats fast food again?
Make it nake sense?
When doesn't he eat fast food though ?
I swear he has no friends 😂😂😂
He barely leaves the snort fort anyways.
I love that these “day off” stories are always so pathetic.
It’s never “we went to dinner with some friends” or “we had friends over to the house” it’s always some mundane regard activities lmao
nobody goes to the pet store every week cause they have a day off, muh cat needs more treatos and toys dood...
0:30. Why would someone have to come to his house to pick up trash to begin with besides the weekly garbage truck ? What the heck is going on in that residence
He had someone pick up ten years of litter and trash just last week, which is what he is referring to. Allegedly there was even stuff from the previous house owner thrown out. And we all know DSP is a hoarder, he likely kept the packaging for everything he bought since he moved to Washington. Whoever had to collect that shit probably goggled at the sheer amount of it. There is good reason this "residence" is called a pig's den.
Aren't u aware? The former residents (a 17 year old) left oil stains and tools all over the floor in their garage because of the chop shop they had illegally set up there.
It's the "Chop Shop Suey" branch of the Pigroach lore timeline. 😂😂😂
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I don't think garbage trucks pick up trash in some private communities.
He has the FBI collect his trash, to check if there are any detractors hiding in his wheelie bin.
Is he trying to compare current and past presidents to road 96? like what a childish no nothing take. Gee, i wonder why his politics show failed.
Really proud of that 1/4 italian blood. WHERE DO YOU THINK THAT CAME FROM PHIL? Was ok for your ancestors to come to the US for a better life, but now it's a problem when other people want to do it.
It's a problem when you sneak in illegally.
Guess you're fine with a homeless person breaking into your home right?
"...an additional day off"?
Soylent Philip has no job, so everyday is his so-called "day off"....
"what a stupid game about immigration".... "so anyway, then I had mexican food" lollllllll that got me
To be fair, immigration and illegal immigration are two different things.
Benetton Phil and his Amazing Sweaters. It looks like he wandered through a department store picking random el crapo he didn’t bother trying on.
he admit he gets stuff on discount from shops like Kohls 2nd hand retail shops... likely he saw it on discount but not in his size but he is delusional so..
The doods whole life is a day off and has the bowling balls to do a "Phil's day off" segment.
Phil's a overgrown child who's been on summer vacation for over 20 years
His diatribes and his social narratives are very juvenile at best
Phil's day off? That's every day. Maybe it's a new reward for the dents? Reach Phil's donation goals and he'll reward you by taking the day off. Awesome!
Imagine being mad that a politics based game is being political? Lmao
One day we need to get him do a Disco Elysium playthrough. I can't see how his piggy brain could cope
Power Wash Simulator lost its thrill
i cannot believe a grown adult would play that all morning of christmas day, and not be depressed or trying to show phil a hidden signal he needs to clean up the house(ironically he did pay to have someone take his junk the last week after)
All Kat does is play games 😂
6:45 you what? You didn’t go out to eat, you ORDERED? I assume on DOORDASH 😂😂😂
Always assume Doordash
0:28 - did he actually just say people collecting his garbage is an errand? 😂
Road 96 is a great game. A lot of replay ability. You can get it cheap on the Nintendo store.
he love fence sitting doesn't he, thought you were based Mr King?
He is fence sitting a lot less now though. Even made a comment about making a red wave across the US recently (maybe fucking vote then you eejit). Seems openly right wing at this point. Especially with the virtue signalling LGBT slide in the slideshow that didn't match how he has acted in his entire history of bigotry on the internet
You can do it Kat!!! Just think if you escape Tyrone has a warm car waiting outside.
I just don’t understand why DSP has to tell people what he did on his day off who cares this guy has no life
I know he has Boomer, Fox News minded takes but he does understand that there are more countries than the USA, right? That perhaps the French developers of Road 96 may have intended their fictional country to be more like North Korea or the USSR and not “Donald trump bad!”?
He's never traveled
Therapy session
So now 2025 Phil is copying Craig
& sidescrollers.... but i thought that was grifting politics, Phil??? 🎉
He has clearly always had these views but his kino boyfriends just gave him the courage to start a new grift. Got to get that "spicy" political take to make a TH-cam short that only gets 1k views
It's unbelievable how small Phil is mentally that he can only understand the message of something through the current situation in the US. "I don't get why you would make a game about trying to leave a country, that's the opposite problem we have here," as if that wasn't a clue that they're telling a story about, oh, I don't know... maybe some other country, in some other time?
WTF is with that Sweater 😅🤣✌🏼
discount at Kohls, he said.. likely on sale in 1 size smaller than he uses
@dertythegrower 😉✌🏼
It has that "get in my van" vibe
@runningwithflair Sure does 😆
He's a big Jello Pudding fan. 😂
If she has doordash and a game console khets a happy cat
Every day is a relaxing day for Phil. He should be the most relaxed mf'er on the planet
OMFG that story is as boring as him grandad sweater 😮
im surprised dsp remembers what state he lives in let alone catch the nuances of a political game
You have errands to run all day because you only leave your house once a week you hermit
On his day off he's still eating all that greasy ahh food. Dude is speed running hypertension and cardiac arrest. He's too old to be eating that food
Already got gout too
Tinfoil hat theory here DSP is a masculine gay man change my mind
-baldurs gate romantic choices
-won't play stellar blade
-loves sweaty JPEG
-scat kinks
-0 romantic vibe with kat
-kat have NDA to pretend to be DSP wife
-treat kat like a maid just to cook him dinner
-no one see him kiss kat even once on/off screen
-clinging to kino casino too hard gay men lives to vibes with gay men 😂😂😂😂
I was listening to Phil describe this game while playing BG3 and still got bored.
road 96 is about an authoritarian strong man, he's really thinking it has nothing to do with American politics. Does he know that other countries are like this? great game though
"The Best Stories on TH-cam"? Seriously Phil?
PHIL'S DAY OFF 😮
What losers they can’t go for a walk ? Visit a museum or a show? They play games on their day off.
"existential crisis about their existence"
Romance Katherine
I wanteed to learn about his day off, what did he do on his 'Day off' other than explain a game his wife looked at, thats right, eat food from Doordash
Naturally Khet finds a game on gamepass. She's not allowed to spend any of Phil's money, so she's kinda locked in as far as selection goes.
Genuinely how does he get through a day?
You guys think Dsp has ever made a chicks leg shake? Lol
6:35
Bet that was the only running done.
The best stories on TH-cam even though it's the same pathetic story every time, meaningful.
Khet's getting some pointers.
0:06 😂
It was a day drunk day!
"she did runs till we ran out of time" this dude is so weird everything he says is just off
God, this guy complains about his errands so much! 😂
Someone needs to inform the friends and family of the idiots who give him money about the con artist they are being targeted and exploited by.
Seriously. I can't imagine anyone who cares about his dents and whales would not speak up if they found out they are supporting this shameless, entitled bum to the point he can live in a gated community condo and drop thousands on a mobile game.
Nothing he does is worthy of praise, let alone monetary compensation.
Hobos picking up cans on the highway work exponentially harder for what they have.
He can make ANYTHING sound boring as feck !
Ate out again eh?
5:25 This condescending, smug reaction is just the worst. The guy literally watched 1 trailer and read the Synopsis on Wikipedia and is somehow bigging it up, and tearing it down at the same time.
How about play the damn game instead of waffling.
Phil is a regard.plain and simple.
This is annoying as I actually liked Road 96 so much I paid for the prequel. Don’t listen to his description, it doesn’t do it justice. Play it for yourself.
It was Very Relaxing getting away from his Children
Oh joy. Sub 80 IQ political takes from phil. Khet must be so excited.
How was he wrong? Are you a lefty lol I have to back dave on this one. Fight me
@Nintendo64pro
Nah I'm not. I was talking about his running commentary while playing the game. Phil is surface level at best and just says what he thinks his current "friends" would think.
You really want to share the same views as a guy that doesn't go out, talk to anyone or have literally any happiness? I swear the political views of detractors are only slightly lower than the pigroach's in terms of value
Was that thumbnail real?
STOP SAYING “UM” SO MUCH YOU DOLT.
but phils whats not political
I want to penetrate you
He ain’t wrong, this game was horrible
MAGA PHILLIP!
Phil was actually pretty based here
Based-syde Phil?
Nah.. he said craig and sidescrollers were grifting saying this all 2024.. of course now dsp copies it
_"Errands,"_ he says, _"Machoor adult,"_ he says...
On the topic of the game, I think some indie devs need to piss off with "liberal politics" in games. Besides, does anyone really believe conservatives, Republicans or any them want to hurt, or oppress anyone? (They don't, by the way. It's in the name "conservative.")
Bro wtf he going to the pet store so much for😂
Didn't Phil order doordash on Friday?
Title is misspelled bud